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.:0 It; r'lnk« sgrn •salt on it •nd,
:shots l In tisamou , which a
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By Ell '. Smiley
.See,- the papers here. Mrs
M by ..;-. $app_ _. where. .... r
'Cynthia° Appleton, a b usewi#e• of
Birmingham, England, recently- had
a couple. of ..visitors ' from outer
space call on her. 'When She du-'
scribed the tall, blonde' men, in
Ltheir 'foz<m:iitting garments, - With,
the high "domes on their heads, to
her neighbors, they aceused ler,.
according to their degrees of polite-
ness, of having a screw loose, or
working too hard.
* * * .'
1 know lusr-1rpw she feels. It
was only the fear of- public mock-
ery- that restrained' Me • from -telling
of the odd visitor 1 had last, week.
But if - Cynthia can stand •the con-
tumely -of the madding throng, 1
can too, and- I'm -going- to tell- all.
* * * 4•
. Tt Was about 9.30 p.m. , My wife
was out to a- meeting,, .The kids
were off to sleep. I was lookinglit
a_ picture -in -_.the- paper, conclusive
evidence that the human race was
mammalian. It was Miss Jane
Mansfield in her wedding dress,
cut to reveal that the young lady's
bust is indeed bigger than her butt,
or whichever it's supposed to be.
I must admit I was enjoying myself,
in a disgusted sort of -way.
* * * *
Suddenly, I had a nasty feeling
that someone was reading over niy
shoulder. I whirled. around and
there 'he was. --4 Next thing 1 knew,
1 was u " ontop of- the man elf
quav®r ng: '�Ffoor you4�' "
It wasn't the fact that he was
stark naked and four feet high that
_startled me. Nor that he was a
peculiar pea-green all over. Nor
that he had miry one eye, and that
of dee$ purple, set right at the
end of his short, square nose.
* * * *
What really• shook met;-•anc4, con-
tinued to alarin me througbodt the
ensuing exchange, - was the fact.
,that he had something that might-
ily resembled • a stalk ' of celery
growing ..out of his naval,, and that
every fe lr,, minutes he'd snap off a
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eaarthtpan,`~•andou'r . about . of/
average .as they come*IR Crunch;
crunch:"W.II, thanks," 1 returned,
trying to get some sarcasm into
"Thanks shaky tremolo. "Thanks very
much, i'n't sure"
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"TIM, wandered," .,he went On
rather indifferently, snapping' off
mother piece, crunch, crunch, "lf
there was any point in taking- over
this third-rate planet, as planne d ,
and trying to do something with
the natives. • Far as I'mconcerned,
you're not worth the trouble ' we'd
have with you. '$ut I'm, only the
cbaiian of the: investigating com-
mittee." Crunch, crunch. •
• ..t .,.ry * *
"Hey, wait a minute, youi" 1
protested, albeit faintly.- "1N0
not so - bad- as alt that, INe--Mayr
have. our -little-faults•,-•bu#Wafter• all,
we're all human . . ." • But, I stop•
Pod in terror when his purple eye
turned red and angry -looking:
* * * *
"'Human, eh?" he snorted. "Oh,
you're a grand lot! You preach
brotherly love, and every twenty
or thirty years you murder each'
-other by millions. You boast of
human kindness, and you hold your
grain for the right price, while
millions of humans starve. Your
best brains are totallyengrosse4
in making two things -more hor-
rible weapons' and 'pore money.
Your churches are -monuments to
a lost cause. Your women are
greedy shrews. You wallow in
poison =liquor, nicotine, coffee.
Your heroes are adulterous act-
resses and thick-headed athletes."
EDWARD W. ELLIOTT'
LICENSED AUCTIONEER-
correspondence
UCTIONEERCorrespondence ptomptly . an-
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can be made for Sales. Date bj!`
.caking Phone Hua --8097.1
_ charge moderate and satis-
faction guaranteed:
Alexander 8r- Chapman
kIDNiYACIDS
RobyourRest..
Many : people, never seem to get a good
nighVa:rest._ :TlteyJe rn and toss -blame it
on-'nesres'.-when it may he their kidneys.
Healthy kidneys filter poisons and excess
ads from the blood. If they fail and
impurities stay in the system -disturbed
rest often fo11oi's. ' If you don't `rest well
get and use Dodd's Kidney Pills. Dodd's
help , tlieAidneys so that you ;can rest,
better -and feel better. - 136
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worked up, because just then the
-top-flew-right off- his -little; pointed-
head and smoke -poured out.
must have fainted in terror, be.
cause m�,�y wife carne in and found
me in front of the fireplace in a
deep swoon. When 1 'tried to tell
her about it, she went .Sfralght to
the kitchen and checked the con-
tents`; of the medicinal bottle of,
brandy. There wasn't a drop out
of it, so she said it must have been
the - venison pie with the cream
cheese crust that I'd made for
dinner. '
-* * * *
But I know better. I've been
giving it• a lot of thought, and next
-time that little bloke shows up,
I'm going to have some pretty
sharp answers ready for him, you
can bet your next donation to
foreign missions.
In a 20 -mile race, a magi would
win over a horse because' of his
endurance.
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chug `parlor with, the IOWA*
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treasurer reported that the glloea
tion: of 5A as reaebed tor 1957.
1_, for The,
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T allocation 0 1
h . Sffpp ya o a "J$.. is
$30, And Christmas gifts for Kam
Ilton Sanatorium, l f
ars. George ; ,VIacl wan • will, 'be
the representative to the Cancer
Society, and -plans will be, -made
later for gifts to the cancer .,,eu
p
beard, '
Tribute wa8, paid to, the late..
`Gordon Bisset, a life member of
the society, and a member of the'.
executive, for Ott years. She will
b re greatly missed. A donation of
$10 was given to the ,,Memorial
Fund of the Church, in loving mem-
ory of her willing service through-
out the years.
The report of the recent etecu-
tive meeting was read, and the;
,1~ econnnendations were accepted.
Mrs,, W. Tebbutt will be assisted
welcome and welfare secretary,
and 'Mrs. W. _Marsh, assistant pian-
ist. There will be no July meeting,
and the August meeting will be
held at the home of Miss Gracey.
Letters of sympathy had been
sent during the month and were
appreciated. '
Used Christmas cards are still/.
welcomed overseas, and members
were asked to bring them to the
February meeting. It was also
requested that' all remaining bless-
ing boxes should be handed in as
soon as possible.
Mrs. Robert Wilson was in
'charge of current events, and gave.
some highlights of the January
Presbyterial. The Synodical of
Hamilton and London will meet
in Leamington in April, and Mias
Gracey will be the delegate. In
1959, the Synodical will meet in
Itrrox-4 C'lnurch; -€€derieh.
_The_ devotional --period was in.
charge of Mrs. Con Bissett, who
read the Scripture lesson, and Mrs.
Rod Johnston, who led in prayer.
The study book on Japan was
introduced by Mrs. A. Taylor.
A social half-hour was held at
the. close of the meeting when re-
freshments were served by Mrs. G.
MacEwan, Mrs. H. Rivers and Mrs.
W Bisset. --
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*hew Ws. 'Robert Muir" cele-
brated/ler 93rd `birthday` en Friday
last, her' daughter, +Mrs Win; a1'Iug,;
ford, (iewgate street • tile only ni.stir-
yi` �eiiaber Of a,.Xamily of four;
entert!ined in . ser' lloiibr It an
oyster supper. ger neighbor, iMirs.
Harold Jabnstone, made and decor-
ated With candles together with an
appropriate- t scription, - a- birthday
cake a.ir�Tthe shape of a ,heart. This
was also served at the supper.
Mrs. (Muirwas born on the Oi%
ney Isles. She was the former
Margaret Hassock Bruce and came
to Canada with her husband when
their son, Charles, was 15 months
old.- They settled -at Brucefield,
but later -moved to Goderich; where
Mr. Muir was engaged as an officer
of a government boat.
Predeceasing her -was her hus-
band, who passed away 15 years
ago, and also two sons, Charles,
who was a printer at The Goderich
_Star, and John, a Great Lakes
engineer, and a daughter, Mrs.
Richmond (Lizzie) Orr, who died
some years ago.
Mrs. Muir Byes alone at her
horse on -Eldon street. She has
always been keenly interested in
her flowers and garden:
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county in the province," he told
the county council members. 4'Dola't
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Goderiell Town.. Counoil is considering the development of 7s, further :,Rental Housing
Project in „Goderich under the spdnsorsh i'rp of the Federal, Pi oviiwial and Municipal
Governments. -
The development would be similar to the Dunlop or Strang_ proj-eot5 and would be
administered .. by the Goderich /lousing Authority.
Befere any such undertaking can materialize, your co-operation is requested in order
to establish that a need for further rental hottsing is evident in your Municipality.
If you:
- have a f'am'ily of one or more c hildren
' -- have a personal income not
exceeding $350.00 per month,
Mem ers of Huron County~ Coun- • '-`
c 1' ere ue sof"',Ertl"ons C1 = "mel"iii°
at a dinner meeting at the Bedford
Hotel last Thursday eyening.
Vice-president Bill Lumby open- •
ed and closed the meeting, express-
ing thanks to those contributing
to the success of the meeting.
Chairman was Alex Alexander.
A solo was sung -by Mrs. Leo
Walzak, accompanied on,Ithe piano
by Mrs. 'Ed: Jessop. Community
singing .was lens by Reeve William
Jewitt, of Hullett Township, and
George ,Buchanan, of Goderich
- Guest speaker was W. R. Spence,
of 4Vlontreal, vice-president and
general manager of Dominion Rock
Salt Company Limited and of Sifto
Salt Limited. He was introduced
by Andy IBoutilier and thanked by
Dr. R. W. Hughes.
County Clerk A. H. Erskine in-
troduced. the various members of
the County Council. , Mayor Ernie
Fisher, of Goderich, extended a
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Local Representative-
.• ALEX' SMITH
GODERICH
146. Elgin Ave. Phone 158
contact:
"Mental health is the . biggest
ptiblic health problem now'," Dr. R.
M.. Aldis, director of the Huron
County 'Health .- Unit, told Huron
County"Council last week.
"About half our ,hospital.._beds
are being used for mental health
cases," he said. "The best defence
against mental illness is a strong
home -and 1 think that it is in
the country. that children have the
best chance for a good start," he
stated.
He paid tribute to 'the Children's
Aid Society and the 'County Lib-
rary for helping to promote good
guarding
conditions and thus
!� g
against mental healthtroubles.
"1,
don't think television adds
anything, to the peace of the
home," r. Aldir commented.
The year 1957 was a polio -free
year in Huron, it was pointed out.
During 1957,a_ total of 23,000 doses
of vaccine was given, `Dr. Aldis
,�
said.
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Sheaffer's Have
B. R. CHISIIOLM
-Phone collect Dungannon
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"Always Look 'Co
Imperial For The l3est'r
The woman to whom. house-
keeping' is not a tiresome task
but a matter of sensible man-
agement uses our reliable clean-
ing service. She knows even -
jugs find her town::., fresh and
lovely = ready fof her social en-
gagements!
n-gagements! •
Kindly call at the Goderich Housing Autho rity, 30 North Street, Goderich, Ontario.
and obtain a Survey Questionnaire ' for completion.
The Questionnaire is not an .application for a unit but only an indication that you are,
--interested in more adequate housing acbom modation.
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Therefore, fill out the forts and, return it t o 30 North Street by February 8, 1958.
It should be pointed out, that -the -information requested is essential and is strictly
• confidential.
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writing fluid, a new, improved
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pounced today ,by the W. A. Sheaf-
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able in Sheaffer's .new ling. of
Skripriter ballpoints.
The new ballpoint ink, which
the company says is completely
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ballpoint fluids, will carry the same
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writing fluid for fountain pens.
"The'-,new-Skriip ballpoint writing
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surfaces than conventional ball-
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._ager William-. Gardner --said:
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Sim ► piclt up your phone and
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