HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Goderich Signal-Star, 1956-11-15, Page 9TIRDAY, NOV. lu - ams 19
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OUT ON A LIMB
WITH BiLL. SMILEY;
Sooner or later, someone is going
to realize that we Canadians possess
the znosst deadly weapon in the
world. Our leaders haven't tumbl-
ed to it yet but I have, and I'mwilling, in the ,face of the threats
of war these days, to let them in
on i't.
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It is a weapon that makes atomic
warfare Cloak like stone -age stuff.
R shlitttens people physically. it
wrecks them mentally .and morally.
The only question is, 'have -Canada's
leaders enough ruthlessness to un-
leash it on the world? If they had,
it would be only a matter of time
until all wars and threats of wars
were nen E'Ki tOnt.
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I'm a'cfereiang, are =tutcCe, to The
rill. A.5 1 bit here talriniat; otit this
message with shaky fla gars,
nose dripping a eteady a•ceorE,pana-
rz<r.ent, arty duty aiternatel• wracked
by hot lushes and ehil1�s, I can't
help 'thinking it's a shame to let
suet aio
v l
v o us weapon go to wa:�te.
All our ,P iwould
r nie Minister �/otald
have to do is round up a dozen
Canadians who are suffering from
The Flu. He could find theca, at
any tune of year, in any numbers,
in +any town or city. Prat thein on
a 'plane ,and .;send them on state
visits to MOSCOW, Washington,. lion -
don, Peking,Cairo, or_ any other
trouble spo. Let them mingle
freely at diplomatic coek hail
parties. ,
I'll 'guaran:t=ee that within six
months, 90 per cent of the people
in the world would have The Mu.
,War would cease. International
strife'woilld end. Everybody would
be too busy with The. Flu.
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Personally, I'd rather be hit by
a hydrogen bomb than by The Flu.
With the former, you can only be
blown :to bits or shrivelled to cin-
ders once. With the latter, you
die a thousand deaths, a couple
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i Vim" CE COMPQn'y
,S'URAN
MAD Off/CE 'W4TER100.0NTAR/0
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EBB ROSS
SAYS:
The Dominion Coronet Is more than
a life Insurance Po_ licy. It's a 20 -
year savings plan that guarantees
your family all the deposits you have
made, PLUS the face value of the
Policy, PLUS the dividends left with
the Policy, . if you die before 65.
Phone me for details.
E. M. ROSS
Representative Goderich, Ont. Phone 37
IT'S A CLAY PIPE CINCH
An end to this "lead pipe cinch"
business! Because that curious -looking
object up t here is an unizlaze(1, vitrified
clay pipe -house drain more than .5001)
\ ears old . . . and still in perfect con-
dition. This "was no surprise to us
because, like present d.tV,A'itrifi('d Clay
Pipe, it was acid and alkali prod, with
, ,;t+:i`l('((' resistail('(' to aily, chemical
ti(,tl. Specify- the hest, most durable
house drain of ell, Vitrified Clay Pipe.
CANADA VITRIFIED PRODUCTS
LIMITED
ST. THOMAS, ONTARIO
Alli ti'i' ee .a year,0 for th?o
A ,cod epidemic of , The Flu
would ravish the Russians.ciao wyy
dysentry decimated the Diggers cit
the Dardanelles in World War I.
Oaai't you see those Russian
art ou+likt s reeling dround
fevers, runny rio es and ha�•elt;niag
coughs, trying to cope with oo-M-
rnuraism. We'd have them on the
kneesbefore you could sad?
"Dnepropetrovsk."
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When you have The Ru you're
not interested in fighting +anybody.
In the first place, you'd so weal
you can't lick your lips. In the
second, you don't went slaughter,
ya:u want s rnpthr. 0
You imay think all this is a bit
fanciful, but I knew. This rweek
1 haven't even had the strength
or the inclinotione to fight with
my Wife. Instead of walking
around me, my • kids just push me
out of the way. When I was chang-
ing the goldfish, I was so weak 1.
nearly went tdat on my back, when
he eve a fp in my hoed.
That's the physical • aspect. But
the physchological effect- is even
more shattering. You go around
in a cloud of utter depression. You
develop a deep and bitter hatred
of everybody: your family, whose
members are quite unconcerned
about the fact that you're practic-
ally dying; Fluless friends whose
idea of 'sy'mpathy is to tell you
about the'terrible dose of Flu they
had last spring; doctors, Who tell
vou the thing to do is to go to
bed for a few days, when it's all
you can do to get to bed at nights.
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Just think of what would happen
if the Russians •got hating each
other like that. They're an excit-
able, though melancholy people.
First thing vou know. they'd be
shooting each 'other off like flies,
from sheer hatred, or dropping
dead from 'depression.
Beauty of the whole plan is that
there is no counter: weapon. or
even a defence for The Flu. With
the same hideous malevolence, it
seeks our high and low, rich and
poor. No bomb shelter is deep
enough to avoid it.
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This little plan for world peace
is . offered to Mr. St. Laurent and
the boys for nothing. I don't even
wanta knighthood, 'though it's the 'sensible and inexpensive pro-
position they've ever had. All I
want is to get rid of my Flu.
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HAVE 'YOU
RENEWED
YOUR
SIGNAL -STAR
SUBSCRIPTION
•
(NHE I I DRINK LOTS')
OF ENERGY -GIVING
ANDREW DAIRY
MILK, YM ALWAYS]..1
FULL OF PEP!
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THE. .00DERICH SIGN'AL-STAR
Back In Court
In Twelve Hours;.
Given Four Months
„Less than 12 hourS qtr he re-
ceived suspended 4eatenco for
fighting, Kenneth Palmason, of
North Bay, landed back in trouble
again. Magistrate D. E. Holmes,
who gave hang "a break" before,
this time sentenced hang tq four
months in jail plus six months in-
definite.
Appearing in court last week,
Palmason was convicted of theft
of a roll of bilis from Louie Ther-
riauit,. of Goderich. Paii'ivason
originally was charged with rob-
bery, but the magistrate ;had .some
doubt as to whether' or not this
was technically correct, so the
charge was changed to theft. On
another charge of causing a dis-
turbance .in oonneotion with the
same igcidemt, Palmason was given
one month con ijrrent,
In testimony g1 Mn in court the
previous wwetic, Therriault said he
missed the roltls of bills, worth
$100 to $110, after a scuffle with
Palmas= +o4 the Square on Octo-
ber 25. The accused kept grabbing
for his pants and ripped one of
his pockets off, claimed Therriault.
The pocket contained the bills.
Pahnason's defence was that he
had picked up the roll of bilis off
the street after Therriault left +to
change his torn trousers. He said
he had grabbed at Therri•ault'r
pants in self defence because the
complainant had a head -lock on
him.
Themagistrate noted that
Palmason had gotten into this
trouble less than 12 hours after
he was given suspended sentence
for fighting at a dance hall. a few
miles south of Goderich. Ironic-
ally, it
ronically,it was revealed that Yalma�.,n
had planked to leave Goderich the
day after he. was given suspended
sentence. 1 -
OiY behalf of Palmason, defence
counsel James Donnelly suggeled
that the man probably did not
realize his actions would be viewed
as seriously as they had been
Street brawls in the northland.
where Palmason comes fi;orn, :ire
considerably more common than in
Gaderieh, suggested Mr. Donnelly..
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Square - Battlers
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Sent To "Cooler"
"I think we have to do some-
thing more than amere fine to
stop this nonsense on the Square,"
said Magistrate D. E. Holmes as he
sentenced two local youths to two
weeks in jail for causing a disturb-
ance.
Convicted were Gerald J. Spain
and Richard E. Littlechild. Crown
Attorney H. Glenn Hays said that
the pair `(put on a show" on the
Square early Sunday morning.
November 4. Both •had been drink-
inanndd uie to "blowsi afsi4er-
aTrnsulting language was used,
Other than .a "shiner' worn.,. blr
Spain, very little physical damage
was done.
CANADIAN QUEEN TO CHICAGO
-- Sheila Anderson, 17 -year-old
Orangevi"1• le high school senior, the
daughter of Mr. and Mrs. J. S.
Anderson, Glenn Cross, Ontario,
has been chosen to represent Can-
ada in the International Shorthorn
Lassie QueenContest at the annual
Live Stock E ositi•on in Chicago,
November 23 +through December 1
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,-.
'Choose from the BIGGEST
most BEAUTIFUL and VARIED
dis flay of Christma,,_
Cards -•We have *Gin,
In many a year
FEARED THREAT
OF "BEAT UP"
Men .he appeared before Il cgis-
trate a+. R. Holmes nes lasst week to
anger a eliarge of obstructing
Juustiee, Dalten kxoryee, of Gaderieh,
elected trial by a judge at the neat
higher court. He ,.s now scheduled
to appear :before Jude Frank Ping -
14341 here on November 26.
At the preliminary hearing, za
1$year-old «,nderich boy testified
that he had failed to answer a
strranaosis to appear as a witness
in an earlier case because, he said,
he had been threatened by Boyce.
"He told ire when 1 came up in
court to keep my mouth shut,"
the jrtvenile told ' lViagistrate
Holmes. "I thought ,maybe I
would get beat up."
Asked who he thought would
teat hun up, the youth replied,
"The 'gang."
He said that the gang included
Dalton Boyce and some other
youths. All of them had been in-
volved in an earlier mix-up in
which one car was bumped off the
toad after being chased by two
other autos. The juvenile was a
passenger in the car which was
bumped.
When -cabled to testify in a case
of criminal negligence which arose
out sof the crash, he failed to ap-
pear. Instead, it was learned, he
had left town ori a boat.
Under cross examination by de-
fence counsel, James Donnelly, the
juvenile admitted he had left 'town
partly for another reason, which
did not involve Boyce. He also
admitted he hid told a friend `hat
, his reason for leaving town was
'to visit a relative.
"The case will stand or fall on
the credibility of the witness,"
suggested Mr. Donnelly. At the
conclusion of the preliminary en-
quiry, Dalton Boyce was committed
for trial at the next higher court.
His brother, Edward Boyce, who
was charged with carrying a dan-
gerous weapon, was placed on sus-
pended sentence by Magistrate
Holmes. He was ordered to pay
court costs and post $200 recog-
nizance for two years. .
Edward Boyce had been charged,
along with another Goterich_
youth; 'with using broken" beer
IRON CJRT4;
CilgiSfi
F 414 t iire;ate . other melt at
a cd3 ee i Dun.pnnon on October
29, Iu cagy the prcvlo i wweli,
the other youth 444 -hccu Gent
enc . dip one neat`is a �l,, pl.ul 12
rnai h3 Indtflnite, for 'l if part
Afters' calidering, the proba'iun
officer's report, Mag1- te. Holmes
decided that sward layeo ;had
{been more of. "a follower" and bad
not aunatloted any trouble liim elx.
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W elieee cart 4t, Spendthrifts
bum it, B3nkers Bankerslend it, Woos*
jrend 7Y, Forgers fake i4, +,
t4ke„i1, 14 ng leo.ve it, Heil re-
ceivc ft, Thrifty .we
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VOU US1 IT.
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The Huron County. CounciF
will meet in the Council Chambers, Oourt House,
Goderiolit, on
Monday, November 19, 1956
at 2.00 P.M.
All accounts and notices of d .,,;utatio,,s sho ►° -d be
in the hands of the County Clerk not later than Saturday,
November '17th, 1956, at 12 noon.
A. H. ERSKINE,
CLERK,
COUNTY OF HURON.
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We confess a sneaking respect
for one resourceful gentleman
who fooled the Commie. ,Iheit
by Morally dubious ni•'ans.
Seems he would load hiOOhollow
aluminum artificial leg,with can-
dy, coffee and nklons in West
Berlin, then whisk mer the bor-
. der into Fast Berlin in his
motorized wheel chair. He made
a neat profit - until the hare
gendarmes ultimately
with tin,
More and more businesses
fromartilicial limps to shipbuild-
ing - similarly iind alun+uiunl
a saluahle ;rid to sales and pro-
fits. Further major eypai„ion of
Atcan's smelters in both Quebec
and B.C. is aimed to satisfy the
continued increasing- demand
for the Tight metal.
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CASH
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NUMBER OF
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