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P.O. Box 797, Goderich, Ont.
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The July meeting of the W.M.S.
of North Street United prarch was
held in the Sunday School room of
the church on Tuesday afternoon
of last week. The presideaat1 Mrs.
E. Pri e4 am, occupied the chant and
opened the meeting.
In the absence of Mas, A. L.
Cole, convener of the presidin
group, Mrs. Pridham also too
charge of the devotional exercises.
The lesson was read by Mrs. Cal-
vert. Prayer was offered by Mrs.
(Dr.) + ss. A piano solo was con-
tributed by Mass Wanda Wilson.
The Middy book was read by Mas.
G. L. Paterson.
It was decided to withdraw the
regular monthly meeting for the
month of August. Plans were made
and a committee appointed consist-
ing of Mrs. A. L. Cole, Mrs. J.
Rtos.4, . Mas. Moorhead, Mrs. Gra-
ham and Mrs. Paterson to convene
a social tea some time in Septem-
ber; also that the new study 'book
be ordered. Sixteen calls on sick
and shut-ins were reported.
CREWE
G. B. CLANCY
Optometrist --Optician
(successor to the late A. L.
Cole, optometrist)
For appointment phone 33,
Goderich. •
CREWE, July .3.—The teach&
and pupils of S.S. No. 16, Ashfield,
and some other folks enjoyed a bus
trip to the Ford plant in Oakville
and to some of the interesting
spots in Hamilton, recently.
Mr. Roy' Maize returned home
from Goderich hospital recently,
after spending ten days there with
the measles.
Recent visitors with Mr. and Mrs.
C. Crozier and family were Miss
Mary Howell and Mrs. Ella Howell,
of Goderich, Mr. and Mrs.
Paul Pick and family, of Galt; Mr.
and Mrs. Wallace Twamley and
Miss Hilda Twamley, of London.
Friends with the Jack Curran
family for a recent week -end
were Mr. and Mrs. Lew Parker and
son, of Niagara; Mr. and Mrs. L.
Tremain and three children, of
Springvale; Mr. and Mrs. Ted
Johnston and baby, of London;
Mr. and Mrs. Ken Oke, of Godes
rich, and Mr. and Mrs. Herb Cur-
ran.
The community extends sym-
pathy to Mr. Nels Pearson, Mrs.
Pearson and family, in the death
of his father.
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Weekly editors are wont to live
in a welter of self-pity. Ask one
of them how things are going and
he's invariably "right up to the
ears in work," or "so far behind
I°11 never catch up." They think
they work harder than anybody.
You should hear them moaning and
wailing about working so hard,
when they get together at a con-
vention.
That, as my wife points out, is
a lot of poppycock. We have quite
a game at our house. Every time
I mention what a hard day I've
had, she cheers me up by saying:
"You don't, call that work, do you?
Sitting on your fanny punching a
typewriter. Or just talking to
ple. That's all you're ever
ing when 1 go into the office."
*
I . immediately retort wittily:
"That's what you think, kiddo. Any
lamebrain can scrub a floor make
beds or wash dishes.. I'd like you
to follow me around for one day
at the office. You'd be ready for
the psychiatric ward." Then she
says 'T11 trade you any day," and
I say "that's fine with me. I'd love
to have a peaceful day at home,
doing a few things that any twelve-
year -old could do." Then some -
says "do you want .a cup of
tea?" and we drop the ° whole
subject.
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But I'm as bad as the rest of
them. I find it pays to go around
looking distraught and hag-ridden.
Kindly old ladies are always telling
my wife that I look terrible, that
I work too hard, and that she musi
look after me. Which tickles me
no end, . though it just makes her
sore.
The other day I was sitting.
around, watching the tourists waltz
past the office window, looking so
lazy, happy and healthy. I started
worrying about how hard 'I work,
how scanty are the holidays, and
how many thousands of words
had to produce in the next two
days and what a pity it was that
an intellect like mine should be
chained to a forty -year-old Rem-
ington Rand, when all those other
clods were having two weeks with
pay. :,
Theoa of ourieral high'school
teachers saunl ast, looking
-
angre v.A •., Yes,. definitely. So declares Dr.
trxecr' t$imd' sciacit'"tie"s0"var' ei.5 ;4iiiiraeC;• 'art'" oirrailtring
lently the old swivel chair nearly authority of the World Health
went over backwards. • Organization. On the evidence 'of
* ** many surveys it has been proven
Everybody who f'pads the papers that the volume of drinking in any
knows there is a grtot shortage of given community is proportionat.44
teachers. Why cotd't I take one to local sentiment in regard to
of those +summer courses and get alcoholic beverages.
a teacher's certificate? Then I'd •
We in Huron County have had
get a job teaching at the local for many years what amounts to
school. .If I changed a lot of my
personal habits. county local option in the form of
=t:* t'h9 Canada Temperance Act. That
Then I'd hire some young punk is why we have the very lowest
to do my jab on the paper. I'd Countyincidence of alcoholism in
make enough money on my teach- Ontario according to figures re-
ing job to pay him and have cently released by the Alcoholism
enough over for smokes. And—get Research Foundation of Ontario.
this—I'd have two months.`holidays Middlesex County, with multi -
out of the deal. I went over the tulles of legal outlets has 3160
scheme a couple of times, checking alcoholics per 100,000 of adult
the logic of it. I couldn't find a population. The Ontario average
flaw. Itt was the answer, the way is 2210 per 100,000. Huron County
out, the great escape. has 750 alcoholics per 100,000.
I went smiling home to lunch, This advt. sponsored by Huron
practically drooling as the simple County Temperance Federation.
beauty of the thing grasped me.
Eight thirty to four -thirty, five days
a week. Holidays at Christmas.
Holidays at Easter. Two months
in summer. Wow! Me and the
teaehin'g were made for each other.
* *
"How would you like to go to
Europe next summer?" I proposi-
tioned the Old Girl. "Fine" says
she, getting put the can of soup.
"How would YOU like to go out
and bring in that lineful of
clothes?" That's what gets me so
mad' with her. Those smart-alec
answers when I've really got the
world by the tail.
So, just to take her down a peg,
I outlined my inspiration. She just
looked at me, dead -pan. "That
would be grand, dear," she says.
"You'd certainly be able to ,get
a lot more done around the house
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THE GODERICH SIGNAL -STAR
Kingsbridge
KING GE, July UUr.---Suns
day visitors at the Rectory last
week were: Rev. S .Toth, of Logan;
Dr. and Mas. IL C. Peeo and fam-
ily, of Chatham; Nir. and Mas. Stan
Varewyck and fancily, of Langton.;
Miss Lizettte Spriet and Miss Mary
Ann Simpson, of Langton.
Mr. and Mrs. Fitzpatrick, of
Wingham, and Mr. and Mrs. Skin-
ner, of Goderich, visited with Mr.
and Mrs. Finnie last Sunday.
Mrs. M. Alexander and 'her mo-
ther, Mrs. Fleming, of Wainwright,
Alta., visited with the Frayne fam-
ily last week en route to Quebec.
Mrs. Walter Clare has been
to the »iocesan Council of
the C.W.L. in charge of immigra-
if you had Saturdays free." I felt
a momentary coldness. as tho
some one had just opened
refrigerator door.
* -
"Well," I welled, "I thought
maybe I'd go down to the office on
Saturdays and kind of check on
things, and write my column and
sort of tidy lip the loose ends."
She nodded thoughtfully, realizing
the innate good sense in that.
* * , e
"It will certainly be good for
you to give up swearing, making
remarks like 'look at the lungs on
that,' and drinking beer," she ob-
served. "Now wait a minute?" I
returned hotly. "School teachers
aren't like that any more. That
was in the old-fashioned dayts,
when they couldn't even smoke
without having the Board call a
special meeting."
"It's an excellent idea," she said.
"Of course, you'd have to study
hard all summer to get your cer-
tificate. No fishing this year, I
guess. And you wouldn't see the
kids all ,summer, but we'd all have
to make some sacrifices."
:r * e
"Uh, yeah" I said with a little
less exuberance in my tone. "I'm
sure you'd be able to cope with
those teen-agers at school," she
went on, "You can't cope, with
our kids, but of course; that would
be different. Teen-agers are so
much easier to discipline than
children of eight and five."
"Uh yeah," I said. -"You know
what?" I said: "I think it's too
late for me to get in that summer
course this year. But next year,
for sure, I'll take it, if I can get
things organized, and then we'll be
on top of the 'world."
:x * ='*
"Uh, yeah," she said.
t
You Were
Asking
"Does local option - no- license de-
crease IocaL drinking?'
RHEUMATIC
PAIN
tion for the Diocese of London,
and we congratulate ItIra. Clare
upon her new appointment.
Visitors here over the week -end
were: Mr. and Mrs. A, Hartman
and Shirley, of 'Kitchener; Mr. and
Mrs. Len. Woodley and Mary Dar, -
kale, of Toronto; Mr. and Maas. Jack
McConville, of Toronto. Mrs. Mc-
Conville is remaining here for two
weeks' vacation with her parents,
Mr. and Mrs. Clifton Austin. Other
'i,sitors were: Mr: and Mrs. J.
Dietrich and children, of Ka'tch-
eneri Mr. and Mrs. Lalonde, of
Sarnia; Mrs. Jas. M. Bowler and
Maurice Bowler, of Tol onto; Miss
Frances Gilmore, of London; Mau
rice Dalton, of Camp 1pperwash;
Miss Mary Sheridan, of Toronto;
Mr. and Mrs. J. Fitzgerald and
children, of Toronto; Walter Kelly,
of London.
Sr. M. Etuphemaa and Sr. M.
IPhilomene Of St. •Joseph's Convent,
London, were recent visitors at
the home of MTs. C. O'Keefe and
Mr. and Mrs. Jos. O'Keefe.
Mr. and Mrs. Kevin Kraemer and
Rosemary, of Kitchener, Mr. Jas.
McGafferety, and Miss Mary Ann
;Kraemer, of Kitchener, spent a
few day slaet • week with their
sister, Mrs. Gene Frayne, and
family.
Congratulations to Mr. and Mrs.
Jos. Courtney upon the birth of a
son in Wingham hospital recently.
Mrs. D. Moore and family, of De-
troit, are holidaying at the Sinnott
homestead for a few weeks.
Mr. Jos. Dwyer, of St. Catharines,
spent a few days with his sister,
Mrs. Don Frayne, and fan'tily. On
Thursday they motored to London
to visit with Sr. M. Lucille at the
Motherhouse.
Mrs. Theodore Foley and daugh-
ter, Eileen, of New York City, and
Sister Appollonia, of Kinkora, have
been visiting at the homes of
Michael Foley and Earl Drennan,
during the past week.
The Sutter family, of Detroit,
were week -end visitors at the home
of Mr. and Mrs. Cyril Austin.
The annual garden party is to be
held on Wednesday, August 1st,
and the tickets .for the draw are
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noV being sold far and near, with
15 valuable prizes which our local
merchants have so geremously don-
ated. The ceremony in connection
with the unveiling of the Father
McCormack memorial will be held
its the afternoon, with Monsignor
Grespan representing 'the Bishop,
and Father John Hogan delivering
the sermon. Rev. J. P. Gleeson,
of Goderich, will officiate at Sol-
emn Benediction, and many of the
clergy are planning to be present
for this occasion. Our new sanctu-
ary floor makes a 'very noticeable
improvement in the church, as also
will the pew iron fence with its
large pillars for our cemetery,
which the men of the parish are
endeavoring to have completed be-
fore the arrival of former parish-
ioners and friends planning to be
present for the garden party.
Miss Isabelle Moore is spending
the month of July at Bathes -ter,
N.Y., with Mr. and Mrs. Jas. Grant.
,VeWeied-
ow","
Maybe Charles. Dickens was
gazing into a crystal — or alu-
minum— ball when he made this
prediction a century ago about
a strange new metal called alu-
minum. He wrote:
"What do you think of metal
as white as silver, as unalterable
as gold,- as easily melted as cop-
per, as tough as iron? ... In
proportion as the .cheap pro-
duction of aluminum becomes
more and more an established
fact, the more we shall find it
entering into household uses —
for travelling purposes, for in-
stance, for which its lightness is
no small merit."
Very good, Charles — espe-
cially
duction. That day bas arrived,
as Alcan's vast production and
world sales prove. "
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CARLOW, July 114. --Tine June
meting of the Tigey Dunlop Wo-
men's Institute was held in the
Township hall recently. There
wan a record attendance to hear
Mrs. A. M. Harper give her splen-
did talk and demonstration on arti-
ficial respiration. She was ably
assisted by Mrs. Gordon Greig, of
B1iaevale, who ran the projector
for the film. Several ladies took
part in the denvonstration learning
the different steps in giving timely
aid when needed. Mrs. Greig then
iK7r RsDAV MY lath, ig
wowed a ids of oat' president°p
wedding of nix Years ago.
An auction sale was condueted
by airs. GeorgeRoss(which
Melodies served a de,lieloun lunch.
The hostesses were: Mrs. L. Yong,
Mrs. E. Mitchell, Mas. W. &yfh
and Mss. W. Hardy.
The next sheeting will be the
family picnic to be held—at Harbor
Park on , J?uly► 24. The brawl
directors are hostesses fon .the
picnic.
Mr. and Mrs. J. W. Straiton and
Miss Bertha Downs, ail of Toronto,
have been renewing acquaintances
in town.
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you can drop in and have an informal chat tilth
RCAF Counsellor. You will find the visit interesting
There's a rewarding future in aviation for trained man -
and RCAF Aircrew training; is the best you can get.
He will be glad to talk it over with you and tell you
everything you want to know about aviation and the
Air Force.
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Thursday, July 26
Noon -7 p.m.
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