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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Times, 1890-6-26, Page 3A. STRANGE COURTSHIP, ; worship. It is the Male with your flint ;weapons and arroveheads, and scratches or drawings found in caves. You are not conth,nt witheaying : "This is very credit - refuse you nothing, We will go to Anemone able -that is, considering the epoch at ' Bay " ,wineh. they were aecomplished, and the . s I " You spoil my sister, Professor," observe absence of toolto work with -hut you • ed Peanut:a must talk of their "artistic beauty," the " No, no," said he gravely ; am only !w",flaetw else. .1helesvholform," and I don't, know mite, ding her ; she is very good at her tee, ; e, it tawsa eery learned sons. man indeed to prove that the bit of flint ett " Very," said Frederick slily, and with s, a weapon; and the drawing not an accident - CHAPTER IX. Otie or FRSDERICIt'S f`LITTIMWEARNEssr.s." It is the opinion of so many wise ladies who write in the newspapers that it is btu poseible to fix a too eerly date at which the thoughts of women firat t n to . .t - , that it would be arrogance to dispute it. The very corals which female babies use must br made, we are told, in the form de ring, if the teeth are to be "brought through" with satisfaction to themselves ; the first word they lisp is "hubby" (meaning husband), in- stead of umenrimor Pram Still, it is possible that the aspiration may be general r•ather than particular. It is surely not always ale solutely personal. "Will he roarry rue?" is not the idea that iusta,ntly crosses A young girl's mind upon being introduced to one of the opposite sex. We protest, at all events, Meet Mabel Denham had never aeked herself that question; and hence, perhaps, it was, t when it was "put into her head" by tbe ow of Hillsborough, with respect to ore Winthrop, it disturleed, her so exces. eively. "My dearest May, what is the matter 1" inquired her sister anxiously, as she gazed upon her flushed and agitated face. "Ilas that dread.fal woman, of whom air. Win. throp hem beep telling USA Wel anything rade'!" '.1 thiak, on tbe coutrary, Mr. Winthrop wee exceetively rude to her," anewereel Ma. beL " Lor, my dear, ieepossible !" said hire. Marehall excitealy. Pier idea of names*, in the CaSe of a Winthrop of Wa.peleot to, wartie any female of such inferior aoeial position, liner; comprised in a chuck under the eiliu. " Why, she must have hem fifty, as I ow her through the window, U she was a elan" "11' disl nut meke love te her," espleined the Professor. "but he trod. on her tots," " What a eery 8trange thing for hien to dor observed Mrs. Marshall gravely. Mabel coedit not resist- joining iu the laughter oecatioued hy the *simplicity of tide remark, and revived ley tbeemeek passage of the carriege through the aw, aeon became herself agam. Still her sister haa aeme emelt to be con. vineed that something nnplosant had, taken place in the cotteige, and resohma to stop etty furtber crots-examination upon that embjeet. 44 We IMO Ina our mtvelier, Mabel," steal sbe. " Mr, Winthrop ieputting up las horse Jt the other bin, and la COMincl Oa in the doesecart with hie am," a It really met very gond of him, was it not," stela Mre, Marshall, "to think of our lunch. I weld not imegiem what he had gent link hies groom for to Shiugletosa." 'It eeemed to tue that he trould rather have emu lies groom again than his observed Frederick from the box. "Now, don't he ungeateful. Frail' ealil Mrs. Pennant, administeries a playful oke of her parasol to her husband. "I den% eat lunch," oh:served, he drily, "and are therefore limier no obligation." "But / die you selfish creature, and so clo Ms. Marshall and May here. I AM sure I feel much indebtea to him ; and hon niee et well bo to have it Wee a pienee, on the imeabore, instead of being abut up in one f ti mei i 1 I huts." ip‘k 44We shall have to ask him to diuner, or nettling to get quite," grumbled Rol. et .k, i4oie you stingy, vulmer man I" said 1711. 4 441tits I" Misted Mrs. !der:Mall. i'The , Wee of gettnig °nee with a mate like Mr. ' Winthrop t int is it to hint what he spends ? He has text thousand a year if he bas a penny. For my part I shall be ex. eeadingly dhappointed if be does not give us champagne. What is the use of these rich people, if they ela not rnake *there happy ? " Ilut my husband is a Very proud man," whispered Mrs. Pennant, not without a touch of prig iu her own tone. " That is just like a man," returned atm Marshall. " They will starve, and, wbat is worse, they will lot their wives stereo, rath- er than ask a favour, or put themselves inider are obligation to anybody. What is the learnt of asking? And as for the obliga- tion, well, you needn't feel it unless you like. I never do, for we." "rya hanged if I don't think it a . great iece of impertinence, this fellow's bringing us out knell 1" exclaimed Frederiok, his sinimeriug indignation boiling over at these antagonistic sentiments. "Why, we've not kuown him twenty.four hours 1 -What do you think, Mr. Flint ?" " My dear sir," said the Professor, laugh- ing, "I have not thought about it at all; but / shall certainly not refuse to eat and drink, if there's anything good. If you feel aggrieved at 'Winthrop's hospitality, it is easy to show your sense of the Insult by never speaking to him again.", "Well, IN e always heard you were a very clever man, Mr. Flint, and now I am sure of it!" exclaimed Mrs. Marshall admiriugly. "There's is not a lawyer in all England who could have put the thing in it more sensible anchproper light -I hear the noise of wheels behind us; that is the dog cart, I do hope 1 When I don't get my luncheon, I feol quite a -sinking. --It's a vulgar term, I know, my dear Mrs. Pennant, but there's nothing else expresses it ; and I daresay you feel the same. My poor dear husband, who, however, sel- dom joked-becs,use he had such a classical rabid -used always to say that I carried a clock inside me so far as meals were con- cerned." Mrs. karshell's frankness com- bined with her extreme earnestness of man- ner, was here to much for the gravity of the company; even the still indignant Frederick shook with laughter. . The Professor's face moved not a muscle; ,• but you would have thought, to hear him ' eettle, that he had also had a clock inside him, the works of which were neglected, and ' :teat it was striking twelve. At this moment they reached the summit of a hill, imuiediately beneath which, at the ex. treenty of it tongue of land, stood the light- house. . . "By Jove! it's deadlow-water," exclaimed Frederick. "What a way theetide goes out!" • . "Yes, indeed," said the Professor. "The rise and fall here is. greater than at any other part of the•Briash coast, though not so great as en e Channel Island. I have seen a mile•and More of land laid bare there: you could think the sea was never coming back agrain. To the right' yonder, is Anem- one Bay: that is quite a show.plaoe for marke curiosities -a niermaid's.garden." Oh, do let us 'there !" said •Mabel. "I have never seen an anemone, except in a vivarium; and it would beao nice to have Mr Flint to explain it all to no !". , "1e is too far, Miss Mabel," said the Pro-, feasor doubtfully; "and besides, there is my cavern gaping for me. Have pity on my old bones!' • • - • ; "Dear me, I forgot," said Mable archly. , " It -Would be too cruel to ask you to leave them, of course -the Edephas Faimemeniture aexd'thaRienoceras Tickletures. ' •, . Mr. Flint•serilled-he really dal, , "Ton ' . have got those Latin names I taught you se very exactly, deer Miss Mabel, that I can , wicked. glance at the blemishing girl.; " Ale ati ill. I have no patience with it remembers all that is taught her.--PaPee".rn'';,.., -... 1. : ti a Raid you were to have an object in ate ; dieeet t 44 . ,.'^*‘ ..,o044 63 evident, my dear sir,'' Ile. " ,said tbe Professor warmly ; "the rest of May 1 It was really too bad of Frederick to say Your assertion is not so easily to lie eelmitt,ed. very Why, I will undertake to prove, sir, even such thing; aud under 31r. Fliutas nowt es it were : verteinly brothersen-law are the to your intellig,enee, that at every epeehnene -med he produced his hag of precious relics most teasing and audaelous of Mete relatives, though one sonietimes cannot help liking t'a" which I have had the ga°4 f°rtane to them. Fortunately for adabel's ernbarress. secure ta'daY"— inent-" Why, there's another lighthouse 1"; Here Mabel hurriedly whispered some. exclaimed Mrs. Marshall at this nee thingin the Professor's ear, whieh made hire ;pause. "I dont' deity," said. he, "that there mein' tastene, come," said Frederick, onee IS some reason in what yon say, Pennant, as more full of feu and banter ; " that is eatheyeepecte our blind acquiescence in many er too ranch : we hare not yet had chem. ;natters which have only ego to recommend pipe lunch, without which et is Imps:spark them - to see two light -houses." I "Well, well, that is all I wish Yo will "Wbat, an Impudent man your husband allow." said the concilietted Frederick. risigh , m,7,., Pennant! Look yonder ; am I not! "roc inatancei" centime& the Professor, with the air of among who makes ank admit - "That is the chimney of the gas -works sten, "there is that tangledskein of absurd. which supply the capital town of 'Ham Ales which we call English law; nothing borough," asserted Frederick grevelee ibut it superstitious veneration for mere age, It 'can't be gamworas, because there is,toold have induced ss to. put up so long es 1 nosmoke," replied MM. Marahall deelaively, leve heves done with he Teen repetitiona aud 1 ---"Now, what do you shy, Profemor 1" I ridieuloue formulae; its paraphernalia of "You are right, mile" as to the light. 'scale end parebromets; ins stupid jargon, eo house matter, although the Trinity House aimless, and Yet SO ITU exPeaslee"- ' hes no cograkance of the green= in) "Ole, excuse me, professor," inter - question, That is a very ancient heaeon-,rupted Mr. Frederick Pennant vehement - supposed to have been originally Danieh ely; "We is a Subject with which I have you can see a part of the iron cage still left aorae claim to be personally acquainted; 1 at the top of it. In those two buildings we' what you consider Jargon and A eee the Aliases, and Omega, of seienee-the useless expense, tire neee$Sary SafegUard$ : rude pharee and the perfectedlitelkeeheime," once yoke mAlic., lair cheapen(' eaSy, and you 1 "I ain eleletatted to hear you fellow that will have a Set el =principled and igoeraut ••'' the moderusbeat the ancientsensomething." seoundrelam--- In his excitement, the • observed Frederick ; "for it amens to nee that young barrister hero turned. for the firat time there is agenerattenileneyeenong the lowed right round upon his antagonist, and (lis- ta extol the past et the expense of the covered that the four Minato of the car- ' present in everything." 1 riege were in convulsions of laughter. " /3y "Howse 1' inquired the Professor, settling J41.0l" BaIalleisithemnical chargers, " you've hie spectacles upon his nose, as a soldier ' got is rise mat a me, I confess, Proleiseor. ;', looks at his arms before Action. 1 it WAS that wicked May there wiles put pie I "Wen, I lave often heard great author. up to it. She knows ney little weaknesses ities, or what were coneidere4 such, at Ox.; better than aaYlittlY-exeePt litY wiles" he ford, assert that the world 1, 111.1 advancingadded, but not aoon enough to prevent a in civilization at all -that doe Japenese, for shadow eroaateadalia's Now. " Come ; was " example, were as bighly cultivated a nation iit net NlbS Mabel I" five theme -ma years ago as we are now." "She did whisper me ; "Try hint with nay: as lky are usu., my good sir. lAW,." said the Prpfessor, laughing ; " but I It hail no idea that you would have gorged the is certainly cunoue how early the arts atia sneezes sprang into existenee amoug'beeteheok and ail, in Abet fashion. Row isome nations, anti then stopped altogether true it is that all men ane conservatives ee at a certain point. Bid lies one contende heartr-But here's the ligbabouse." that chile ie the ease with our western recce. "hes, and whet is better," cried Mrs. Japan le still in its chilelliona; and the chief 7tiht,asiiall, eeetatieallYi " here its the luncheon ! wonder about it is, that it has never, grown my woe a- . up. Its mettle produce bright colours; its anthitecte build indifferent temples; its code of laws is ingenious to respects the variety aud, intente cruelty of ite punislimenta-and The good lady who had last spoken was there's an end. It is an intensely barbarous not without warrant forher enthusiasm. The emuttry, with a thin glaze upon it, indeed, ilog.cart had reached the spot by a abort cut nealle up of el:dinette courtemes and Medd- in advance of its eompanion earriage ; and in Ian vice, but 'white' only is very sueetficial is green teatime., over which the only trees ohterver eau. mistake for civilization:" thet were to he seen in the landscape throw " I nnly repeat what. 0 ne by thew greteful shade, it cloth had been spread, the learned,"returued Frederick, ehrugging and covered with daenty viands. Mr. Win. leis shoulders. " I felt all the time they throp and his son were standing by, ready were taltang nonsense, though I could not to welcome the party to this impromptu refutc them. But I am sure that their re- feast, which really looked very attractive. n a ke lad refereueetooeutiolvee-that is, to The lobsters offeree "a pietty bit of colour," &gannet contrasted with the cii,,i green of the salad " If to, ray dear sir, they were amusing which leadjustheenniadmandinalittlestream 1 . . intdkutual p ae ung whieh rue close by could he seen the shining called a paradox. Such ideas may be agree. tops of some champagne bottles. We to a eynicaluseture ;but they are worth. "Aly &al. Mr. thinthrop," erica the old lees, they are nothing, as our It tukee cous- lady, a.s her eye caught the glint of these ins say, when they come to be fried." last, "what is niceman you are !" " I am delighted to hear you say so, Pro- Everybody WAS moved to good-natured lessor. Now, with respect to the ancient laughter. classies-the Latin and Greek 'which is whip. "One has beard of making a sunshine in peel into us at school -would it Ire sacrileges a slimly place," observed Mrs. Pennant-, to suggest that much of that owes its repu. "hut you gentlemen have found a shade in tatiou to its exceeding age ? Was riot I made Cho sunshine, mid much more than a shade " "It is indeed it magnificent spread I" said the Professor ; " there seems to be every- thing that three out of the four elements produce." " Nay," said Frederick, "the fourth is not omitted, for do not the viands show traces of your favorite 'action of fire?' " "Pennant has just been 'roasted' him- self, 'Winthrop, and is still tender," observ- •MCIICMCM•1•1•0 CHAPTER X. -Tait Puesie, to swallow is great deal of rulansh-I don't speak of the dirt but works which, if they had been written in plain English, would hems been called " poor stuffl"' "Has Heaven no lightnings for this blas- phemer 1" ciaculated the Professor; but there was it sly look in his eyewhich encour- aged Frederick to proceed. " Now. come, Mr. Flint," said he, " do tell me the truth, and it shall ed Mr. Flint, ul explanation of this assault, go on further. Were those Greek plays -"But wheat have you got in that blanket? which I was made to struggle through at -a salamander, or a boa-constaieter ?" Oxfordreal masterpieces, such as have never "Well, I hope we shall find some table - been equalled, or only masterpieces of the ice still loft in it," answered the host im- paled? Should we read them if they were deafly. "Horn says there was a hundred - not in Greek? Would they not suffer, in weight at starting. that case, tho same neglect as -say the plays "Ice I" exclaimed Mrs. Marshall ecatati- of Beaumont and Fletcher or Ben Johsonl" catty, at the same time settling herself "My dear sir, net comparison can possibly down by the festive cloth -for board there be made." was none. "Did I not say he was a nice "Now, that is worthy of you, Professor. man 1" Why not be frank with me? I entertain is This respectable old lady was not one of hatred so intense against the Greek language those grave deceivers who protest they don't which has bored and woried me for fifteen care what they eat, or thank Heaven that years of my life, without giving me the they Can eat anytfiing, but who are, never - least gratification in return, that I should thekss, so extraordinarily particular about really like to have it mitigated. When 1 the under -out of the beef, or that bit of matriculated at your own college, it was crackling of the pork, or the liver wing of necessary to get up is work of . the divine the chicken. She liked her food, and was Plato's -the Memorabilia I think it was not ashamed to skew it. called. The great Socrates was portrayed "Now, 1 call this most charming, my dear in it asking a number of dull questions; Mrs. Pennant !" whispered she, when, the hair-splitting, refining, protractiug, and ladies being seated, the gentlemen began to reducing his adversaries to silence by wear- minister to them in the usual picnic fashion. ing the poor wretches out. May I ask I confess I like to be well waited upon. I -whether that what is called the Sooratie hope that ' the equality of th.e sexes,' wheel method, and if so, was it worth anything? they are now making such a fuss about, may He seemed to me to have been the very never come to pass in my time, at all events; high -priest of verbiage and king of old for, of course, if there's equality, we shall bores. I be no more made much of. At present, I Here the Professor took his hat off, and am allowed by man to be a superior being, with an injured air appealed to Mrs. Pen- :and I do not wish that notion to be done nant. "Madam, I feel as if my few gray away with. -Yes, lobster, if men please, hairs were standing on end, in consequence Professor. --Sherry and seltzer; thank you, of these remarks of your husband. Will Mr. Horn; I hope it isn't mixed too strong. you be good enough to tell me if this is ,the -Well, since you have made the salad your - case ?" I self, Mr Wintlfrop, I earet refuse. -Once es - "Don't mind him, Mr. Flint," said she.- , tahlish ,s,n equality, ray dear, and every man "Frederick, how cam you be so foolish as to would be helping himself. The pretty go on in that way, abusing Greek and young girls, such as May yonder (and only Latin, when you know it made dear papa ; ck look how they are all at her feet)" might so angry that he almost brokettatff our en- I still secure a little attention; but as for gagement 1 -You have no idea how they old ladies like me, we should starve. (It's used to go op., Professor; it fairly madeeny uncommonly difficult, I say, even now, for blood run eekt." la woman of my age to get exactly what she "Yes, for fear she should lose me," ex- • wants at a ball -supper, and trot thy are all plained`Frederick. "Poor Jeer Ju„ I was tolerably ancient damsels who are in favour her last chance ! and yet the governor was of this reform. "The Rights of ' women are so "riled" by the way m which 1 spoke of theLefts of men," you know. I tall it per- ./Esphylus, that he was reckless of consea feebly suicidal." -Pop, pop I -"How pleas- quences ; not that I blame him ; the ancieht ant it sounds 1 There's certainly nothing classics were the bridge that carried him like champagne : the longer Dive, thebetter over the river of adversity, and gave him II like it. -Now, do come and sit down, Mr, his fellowship, and subsequently his living; , Winthrop ; I amsureyou have slavedenou h and if it was not for the vested interests , -that is, when you have given me just the that are thus bound up with them, they I smallest piece of ice. Champagne without would 1 long, insipid." ago have been reckoned at their ice is like kissing one's instemin.law-it's true value. ' " They have a value, then, have they ?" "My dear Mrs. Marshallatexclaimed Mrs. ' . inquired the Professor, winking in a highly Peneantreprovingly, "what auidea 1" reprehensible manner at his antagonist's' "It will be a deal worse than Eel idea, my wife. , love, some day, when they get that wicked ".01 course they have," rejoined Frederick bill passed in parliament about their deceas- with irritation; they have very consider. ed wife's sisters. How would you like your able merit, though not enough to make husband to be flirting in that way with May such a fuss about them: the respect that yonder -you don't mind it now, of course; we pay to more antiquity amounts to fetich but if you thoughtshe might takeyour place ( when you were dead and gone ?-Now, do let us see you eat something yourseitt 31r Horn 1 -Not he ; he's off to 'wee Mabel." Steele was the rapidity of Um. Marshall's monologues, and so quickly did one topic succeed another thereue that she could not have reiterated one of her own speeches in proper order, had her life depend. ed upon it. Her remarks, eveu when they were sharp reminders, were forgotten hy herself as soon as spoken (for she was totally free from malice); and unlike the bee, which dies when it has left its sting; Me often wounded others by her thoughtless talk, without being aware that they had so touch as received a. scratch. She had no entre idex that she had let ily a poisoned ar- i'iow at Mrs. Pennant in the words "flirting 154 that way with )fay yonder," than that she had throwe the Salad WW1 at her haul; end yet she hail wounded her to the quick. Fredericka thoughtlesa speech is -while ago **there is nobody knows my weaknesses like May," with its too tardy supplenteut, ex- cept my wife," was not forgotten; and Usk • reference to WS pleaSure in the young girl's toeiety galled the still tender spot. All women are madly jealous; there needs 110 eaUSe to delve the wisest of them frantic witli suspicion of the man they love; I smile, o look, a whisper, addressed to him by another -though old enough to be his mother, or (still worse) young enough to be his &and-daug)iter-will set their souls aflame like sparks to tinder. In Suet% case, they lose all belief be the probity Oman, end, we heel almost added, the virtue of woman. To do Alm Penoatit jestice, however, she well knew that her 'tester wee wholly innoent of wisbing to divert flora her theaffection of ber busload; hut she wits seareely lees angry to think that alte had involeentarily done so. What did he mean, the beloved wretele by. Ler 'know- ing his weaknesses 'Meat business had he to let her know them ? Ariel what right had le now to desert his wife -hie bride -by whose sale his pine ahould he -in order to hover ebout :Mabel in that way ? Her face wits ealin AB she looked at thern, but her bosom was a volcano in action ; her appetite was gone; the coal lamb upon her plate' might have been veal for all he knew, if it hail not been for the mint sauce which Me provideut Mr Whahrop had, allotted to it front it bottle. "Well, jueend how are you getting =t- wee the sprightly inquiry of the UnteOUSeieUS Fred, as he aeated himself at last beside her, plate in lap. itlau't this jolly t" "I ameba you fina it so," was the rejoin sier.--attro, I 'Meek you ; 1 don't require "Frederielesew that she did not. He hail been too recently it lover not to recognize the andications in a tiff: the course of true love never ran without Mein. Unfortunate- ly for the present need, no took a humoroes view of ber Irritation. "Mr. Winthrop has given us silvemplate, I hope !" "I believe so ; you am see for your:a:IL" "That's welt I was afraid, nydear, that you had been taking your mint sauce with u eteel fork ; that makes people it little cross sometimes." "I have verygood reason to be cross, sir," i'llecause there is no looking -glass to show to you your own handsome fate 1" was the astute reply. Come with me to the brook (MrsaMarshall wants anotherhattle of chem. pagne opened), and then you'll see it. 1 weer saw yon looking hallso charming. Como, give me a, smile, Ju" "I cannot dissimulateliketrou, Frederick." Here intervened the host with a courteous question. "I have done admirably, Mr. Winthrop, thank you, and was never mare delighted with a ptenic. I was just sayiug, to my husband how charmingly et -ere -flung had gone alt." "They are all going to Anemone Bay, Jut I'll stop with you, if you please, and sit on More. I'd rather atop with you," whispered the wily Frederick. "If you really would, Frederick, of course shoulaprefer it. But I can hardly think i you are n earnest -leaving me all. alone." "Why, you had the Professor." "The Professor! lt hat did I eare for hital Them wererplenty to look after Mabel, I am sure, without you." "My dear Ju., that was the very reason why I went. Those fellows were enough to turn the poor child's head; of course, they mean nothing serious, but she might easily misunderstand their attentions. While she is staying with us, I feel, as we lawyers say, in loco parentis -in the place of her father. This Winthrop is an old flirt, and his sonata impudent puppy." "Hush, hush! If that is why you left me, I forgive you; but don't do it again. May is not it fool, and quite old enough to take care of herself." "She always seems to me such it mere child," was the careless reply of the judi- cious Fredericka "but you oughe to know best, my dear.- -They are moving, to the light- house ; take my arm, and Will carry your shawl." It was not the prick of conscience that caused Mr. Frederick Pennant to form a diagnosis, so accurate of the state of his wife's mind, and to apply so sovereign a remedy ; he thought no more harm of aims. kg himself with his sister-in-law than he professed to think; but he was one of those who, though possessed but of moderate ability in other respects, are socially very intelligent, and he had seen where the shoe pinched at a glance. A less sagacious man would have reasoned with his wife; it less good-tempered one would have "had it out with her," if not then, as soon as occasion served ; but Mr. Pennant preferred to make all smooth in the manner we have seen, He had been always a favorite with women, and imagined that he understood them thoroughly ; but he had a good deal to learn respecting those interesting and attractive creatures yet. As for Mabel, Frederick had told nothing more than the truth when he said that she had bad attention 'enough paid to her by their host and his son sufficient to turn the head of a less sensible girl. Mr. Winthrop, of course, had been obliged to give some of Itis time to his other guests, but Horn had been her slave throughout the repast. Never had the offices of cavalier and waiter been more assiduously combined than in his per- son; it was not his fault that he was less dexterous than diligent, but his compli- ments, to say truth, were clumsy; and, unable to open the champagne bottles, he cut their necks off, in rather a savage fashion, with a blow of his knife. When a difficulty of this sort occurred, a quick ear might have caught another sound beside the crashing of glass ; this was Mr. Horn Winthrop swearing. at the bottle under his breath. As the wine flowed, his attentions redoubled, and his tongue was loosened. He informed Mabel that it had been his father's cruel design to exile him from the company that day, but that the groom's return to tee hotel bad given him the opportunity of joining it. "1 wouldn't have missed it," whispered he, 'upon my soul; for all theavora" May endeavored to look as if this remark had, no personal refereece to herself ; and, feeling that she was called upon to say something, inquired why • Mr. Winthrop should have wished to deprive him of the ay'a pleaSare. "Because I make him look old," was the frank reply. "He Mies not Mina going with me among strangers, because be thinks we are as like as not to be taken for broth- ers. However, whenever' have the eleence, f always make a point of ceiling him father." "But thetas very unkied ef you," said Mabel. "Many persous object to being thought. old ; mot certainly your father civets not look his age." "Well, he's not a chicken, Ho you needn't think it," observed the young man con- lidentially, " He wouldn't take off leis hat, eke the Predawn' yonder, for fifty pounds, or if it was ten times as hot, just aeceuse it wonld ahew how bold be was getting." But whet would be the harm of that 1" inquired Mabel, emueed in spite of her - telt " Oh, len sure I don't know," said Horn with a short dry laugb, "All I know is, that when he eame down to see me tt Aldershot the other day, he sat without his hat in tbe meso irerandeli; perhaps filet was 'because there were no young Ledies to look at him. -Well, every- body's done, so 'suppose I must net eat any more.. We are going to the light -house it seems ; though I fancy the geverner wen% nezeh like mounting_up somatey steps direct- ly after bis lunch. May I offer you my arm ?" Mable had no alternative but to accept it; end, under Me very nose of his father, elm was hurryiug up with the same offer evident - i7 hn hie lips, Mr. Horn nmrehed ofTwith hie prize. " Just leeli at that !"whiapered Moe Mer- ited to Afra. Pennant, drawing heratteution to the couple in question : "upon my word" the youeg gentleman is making play. I thouldeat wuneler if there was a tamping of soinethineelse 114111 (140 corks before the theyti tut. Whet a pod thing it would be for your sister, to be sure I" ero est (meet:erne i eenewercewreewerfoemweverereemwew A Clarions Custom in Iceland. There is an old ceremony in Iceland of showing civilities to strangers prevalent itt the remote rural dietricts. It is that the ladies of the house shall pull off the trousers of the fatigued and dissionsolate tra.velere. The theory is that, as the rain may be ex. pecteil to he alway lalling, the nutlet:la must be wet at bed time, ena as the replar siva pouy risie is about forty mites the etiveuturer front other Iande atiould be ex- eeedingly weary and in need of .gentle eu. tmuragement and assistauce. It ea thought, therefore, that it is nothing but an act of politences and true concern for the welfave ef the traveler tliet the most agreeable per• toxt in the house should. undress his lege. I may add that there is not among the Ice- landers wheperforin this solemn rite the re motest suspicion that there le any indelicacy in tbe performance. It is related of the most pious and, famous missionary who ever vesited the Woad, Henderson, who distributed Bibles throughout the island fifty years ago, that this business of pulliug ()Chia trifueers was it ead niMarrassment to him and somewhat .pre. vented the development of his vital piety. Re could not refuse to accept the hospitality 'if the good people among wbom be distil. buted the good book, for which they were grateful in the extreme, and he finally man. :wed a compromise and systematized it. He .0 Insisted upon first rolling himself in it Wan. ket and then upon uniewnessing himself as to auspenders mud waistband, and then, and not till then, lie allowed the ladies to shize the offending prima by the straps (which he uniformly wore to keep his trousers legs lawn when riding) and pull them off. So while they took the trousers in triumph he spared his modesty all the rudeness of the terrible shocks that would otherwise have been inflicted. This philosophical and in- genious minister published a very large vol- ume (Mout his troubles in Icel.:said, and the story he tells about his trouble with his trousers es very droll, and in fact is Tate pathetic and profusely garnished with pious reflections. TELEGRAPRI9 BRIEFS. The Mahal has set free las European prison. ers. The Duke of Clarence will take his seat in the House of Lords next week. Half a million dollars of gold was taken at New York yesterday for export. Portuguese troops are reported to be hastening to Angola and the S'hire district. Mr. George A. Cox was elected presideet of the Canadian Bank of Commerce yester- day. John Wilson, a C. P. R. brakeman, was run over at Ingersoll, and dfed from his in- juries. The London Times expresses contentment withthe Angl -German settlement regarding Africa. Cleveland switchmen are on stake, and only passenger and mail trains were running yesterday. A balloon navigated by Prof. Walker, of Dayton, Ohio, has been seen i3oating around Atlanta, Ga. One of the peaks of Mount Shasta, has disappeared, audit is supposed to have fall- en into the crater. Albert Ebenbeck, of Hespeler, who lately received the Royel Humane Society testi- monial, has died of typhoid fever. A Romance of the Nile Expedition. A soldier of the Royal Irish Regiment, now in 'related, who took part in the Nile campaign, has just related the circumstances of his marriage, which are painfully roman- tic. During an engagement in the Soudan he saw a comrade fall in front of the trench, suffering great agony. He drew him into the trench and gave him water. The man cominenced to thank him, and took a locket from his neck, and was bending it to his rescuer, when a bullet struck him on the head, killing him insmntly. The soldier took the locket from btu) poor fellow's hend, and found it contained a lock of dark hair and a photograph of a girl. The soldier kept the locket in his pouch during his stayin the Soudan. After his return home Jia discovered the otiginal of the photo- graph, the sister of the young soldier who was killed, and they have since been mar- ried. Probably it Good Reason. Smith --"Why is it that when an engage- ment is broken offa return of presents is always asked for on both sides ?" Jones-alal tell you why. It is because itis expected the presents will come in handy when another engagement is made." Knew What his Father Said, Teacher -t" Willie, what does g-reee-e spell ?" Willie -"I don't know." Teacher -"Yes, you do. What bet your father say before eating a meal ?" Willie -"He generally says,"Great hea. ven.s 1 es this all there is for dinner r Fact: lajOUTII knowing is that blood dise eases which all otber remedies Ada to cure, yield to Ayer's Sareaparilash. Fresh confirma- tion of this state- ment 00.13108 to hand daily. Erna such deep-seated and stubborn, come Plaints as Rheu- matism, Rheum*. tio Gent, and tatt like, are thorough- ly eradicated by the use ofthis won* derfal alterative. Mrs. R. Irving Dodge, 110 West 'meth street, New York. certitiee "About two years ago, after suffering for nearly tyro years from rheumatic gout, being able to walk only with great diseomfert, and having. tried various remedies, including =newt waters, ivitbout relief, 1 saw by an advertise- ment in a Chicago paper that a man had been relieved of this dittreasing cone - plaint, after long sufferiag, by taking Ayer's Sarsaparilla. I there decided to make a trial of Mist medicine, and. took it eegeilarly for eight mouths. I ant Vermeil to sey that it effected it came plete cure. and Mat I have siuce bail 110 retern ot the disemee," afre. L. A. Staik, Nashua, Nga =heat "Clue year ago I was taken ilt with rheumatism, being confiued to my house six months. 1 came out et the eictiness very much debilitated, with no appetite, and my system disordered in every way. I commenced to use Angie Sarsaparilla and begun to improve at oneeegainirig in strength and sem ree covering my usual health. 1011111101 say ton MUChr M praise ot thie romlicine." "I have taken a great deal of medi- cine, but nothing baa came me so much good as Ayer's Sarsaparilla. I felt its beumicial effecta before I had quite Modelled one bottle, and I eau treely.testify that it is the best blood.. neediezue I know et" -L. W. Ward, Sr., Woodland, Texas. Ayer's Sarsaparilla, PIUSIM.RX0 Dr. J. O. Ayer $4 Co., Lowell, Meet. Price ; bOttlek WertailtsiebOnin. elieWleage3fataiteet To at 0140 opeohliettp Poring oar ma:01w trego to tell puts. by solids "Owe the people tea ego Own, We willgoad free Woo* Pele011 SO tick 100altrySA1e vets ten sowtorpancinno andirla tho worid,wlin all Ow &umbellate. 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