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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Times, 1890-6-19, Page 2A STRANGE COURTSHIP. I although she especially piped herself upon it, was not a popular 0110 with servants. and now and then, as in this ease, it produced — ....... rather embarrassing rejoinderapen which CHAPTER VIII.—A Paorienress or. Renee "We ate nearing our destiaation MAIO ledies," "Upon my word!" as ad emonstrated I eircumstaoce she founded, her opunon, that rAla - Winthrope. ;servants were au uograteful aud rebellious, • !class, and the lower ordea rs generally Bet Mr. Flint, .quite uncouseious of halal:dello-emus set of persons, for -whose good cried the cevalier, the robe- ing give:A offenee, pursued his self-congrata t. gen to dip, aud then to fellow the windings conctuct the police were by no means a swat- ulattous. "Tame premoue reltes are like 'ciwit (temente° ; she placed her cogailence of a shallow stream)... ft There is the hill, ghosts," mitt he, "they so twely going to ets,!oo,y * Profe.s.sort a which, I spoke; end halhway i in the military end "gem." exeept at second-hand. Such goad fortune , The Hillsborough, iirms wee certainly not up it is your treasure -house, As luck will ' as this befalls, a man but once ma life -time. 1, baye it too, thea, re are couple of men a—Give m t the spaiheend let me dig e„ High treet othe little and ha an attractive caraxausera. It illagestood in the it , work yonder, whom we may impress into menelf.—And do you, ladies and gentleman, i way otwerent jet a,ppearence — ii Sf v, uo • moo on either side of it, except by its pos. , e from the cot - our service.,—George" (this to my groom.), please to stand aside, and let the light help 1 "gellop off to those fellows, and bid them my old eyes as much as it can." come (10011her&" So the Professor worked away i hi seselml of• a eloaa' The groom obeyed ; and the "feliews" hi shirtesleeree withia the cavi ve, every nOtI4i5:u.T.111"_.Marshall, but 0 low tone, for she T1113 will never, never do r ejmulated no enemas unwillingly, left their fieldewora then comingsome new of that rude man, the (Liver, forth excitedly with e re in —they hail been. digging up roots, and came wonder, evhich, however, to the ladies ote end was secretly conviliced that he was in , stood in. ewe down to the orriage with axe audspadehh least, required his explanation before it :an advanced stage of intoxication; "not '• Are these the same Poor men, •ll'h Wm' could be recognised as such; for stones un- dear," as she eou- throp, W110111 you saw before ?et laquiraa set, and hones in need of setting, have little °meter of himself, MY tided to Mrs. Pmmant ; " eapable of any Mabel in a low voicesignideauce to the uneducated eye; and atroeity," "To be sure, to be sure," ansutea he whae are called ' flint weapons' of the P' Mr. "Ilere ; you remember me, my historic times, seem to differ little from that Mr. Winthrophad lagged behind, and was at that moment looking down the road, like men, I entre you a shilling the other day historic one with which David slew Goliath. for an old bone; well, here is half a sorer- _ another Sister Anne, for that something for t After an hour or two of watching I eIgu for you—since this young Ude. I ere i arn .: which be had sent back his groom but 1 t listening, the interest of the spectators iFrederick and tin Flint at ottee left the car - thin" tvoa deserve it —and if Yon will dill flagged a little; the beat in their exposed you, you shall be rwill tell riage, and made their may into the apart - for Os whee we poettion upon the treeless ASO S01110- . inept, which evidently formed both periour paid for your servicesbesides." " A very satisfactory arrangement for :1 what trying ; and with thew predaistoric; and kitchen of the little inn. 44 can gen give us some hutch, my gooa. everybody exeept their own master," ob- , dreams began slowly to mingle OM idea ofl lunch. semi' Frederick drily. "Moreover, woman t ' inquired Mr. Penitent of the land- metter ef fact, you have leo more right to Ian— " ° A It was felt that the Professorwould regard . lady, a thin and poverty-etriekeu widow, dig on the% hill without permission, than to sacrilege. ape au, penitent was, by volume, h jui°"°Pli°° of 1'13 °°a°P°I141° 45 ° with three stimil ehtildren, who, to look at breek iiiitit itaproprietor's house." her, should have been her giandeltildren, "Stud alio weteense 1," ejaeulated the coneent, deputed to break this delicete sub. hrowdiria about her „ en Impede:tended Profeeson eontemptuous ot this techtucal difficulty. "Let us hate none of these frivolous mat vexatious objeetious.—Set to work, my boys, set to work." The "mays," who were about his own age, and prematurely bent with that primeval t them away," whispered she; "for see how angry they make thispoor woman." Tin The landlady was fact speechless with rage, caused by the air and look of youeg Winthrop, as much as by his father's offen- sive speech, She might have been, and probably was (as the latter subsepently termed her), "a widow woman with a tem. Iper ;" but the look of contemptuous disgust with which the younger of the visitors was surveying her little home mid its beton- lugs, would have beeht tryine, to any house holden " You young blackguard 1" roared she, "haw dare you ?" and. WOUld doubtless have giveu 111111111 much larger piece of her mind, had not the Professor hurried them out of doors. "You are an honest girl, although you are a lady," answered the engem) ohnestly- "You. have a kind heart, and I will give you a word of Advice that may keep it from be- ing brok,en ; there is evil about your path, though it seems so smooth. I see it, I see it !" In the frenzy of her passion, she whirl. he et. some culinary operation at the fire. "My dear Mr. Fliut," %ad he, "have any "Nay, sir," was the civil reply '• "We IlaYe Of those bonee in there got meat upon nought but bread and cheese ; and, since you them?' have holies with you, not a etint as ou can • "Meat ? Of mune not," answered the sit in. I for," ry palvontologist contemptuously. "But oh• "Oh,, we are not particularabont the room," serve how the long bones have been broken, said Frederick dmibtfully, Then he went agricultnral curse, he rheumatics, shoulder- ed the euplements on whieb. they had been with the ohieet of extractingthe merrow, . out to the lefties, and bade them make them - IN hen we get home, I will point oot to ) ou eavesa emefortable within PS mrcumetames leaning. and hegen slowly to climb the I. noodles in thein, which prove the flesh bas- permitted, while he went on to the other fun. Mr. Flint descended from the carriage with been eleerity, and before mr.wfuturop, who bad been cut off by sorne sharp iustrunteut ; there to see whether it offered better =outmode - by this time dismounted, could interfere, are also traces of the action of tire. --Ah, tion. only see what I've got here r Herella Flint' "I think we bad better purebom what we hell handed Modiel down, aud offered her i once -teed from the cave, beariug in his hand eau here, and eat it in the open air," euggest. bis arm. , a small and sharpened, object, which he re' ed Mot. Pennant softly. "Vame along' Ju"'" sakirre'lerfektiumPt gaited with the air of one who bas at .41,,i ' "That is much the heat plan," cried :eilre. ing down from his perch, and openutg the events in this world. door upon the other side, for her eo alight; for. nothing more to won Mereliall • "I Ara sure I should be suffocated "There is ouly one suck wither." cried. he suela a 'hovel." "a man moat clove to his wife, saithe the ' he; "and that isthe Museum oft. Germaith She spoke el loudly that Mabel felt sure Scriptures." So 1,Vinthrop ofWs° hati 1 t ha 11 5ie, This is certainly the whitest day in the that the poor woman, whout she could see erforce to content himself with fee Mari wboio emegtherof my wet., through the open window, Inuit needs have OA. Toe olijeet whiell they „„ "But what is it, Professor'!" inquired II/Alward the observatiou ; and elle jumped . e w- v° °my "1". ' audience, oleo more stimulated inth Interest 11etly down, and entered the 'unmet Olage. proaching appeared a sort of niche of ahem by his burmsloged sir. 1 tier heat WAS naturally tender, and constant seven feet Wog, and very narrow, \thick "It is nothing lees than a whistle!" ex- intercourse with the poor folks about her had been Ilistiosed but the day before—lia; '• the removal of a tree- sunk. It was " a• claimed he excitedly.• home, so far from bluutiug her sympathy bit of a squeeze," as Mo. :Marshall "A whistle '1" echoed Mrs. Marshall, col- for them , as not seldom happens, had only ob, served, to puelt through tide opening lino"; 3,a,setl midi hunger and didalmintment.' shaped it arle,Olt. The insolent pron-e 'by, what of that !" i the cave bora t and when % en had d(me ; 4% What of that, mthat some persons exhibit towards thew adam!" retorted Mr., eoeial inferiors was mareely mare imnassilile 50, it was t at laded opinion that it was Flintindione antly. "Thisis theknuckle bona other than thee -Atolls ituneereueedotheret hardlY %with while lo have " ;Pm' thv'mg" . of a reinilher's foot, bored with a hole,with: She felt the divine truth of the modern par. so melt to NO so little."Eliere WaS 1110 evident and express purpose of emitting able of "the insect on the leaf and ite hardly light enough, in fact, to see any. , sound. --Miss Mabel," here be turned to the, brethren in the dust," as deeply as be who thing; but the Professor, who was used to young girl, with the earnestpleasure of seine, wrote it and preached upon that text his such. explorations, and had the eyes of a cat, exprtased himself more than satisfied munificent benefactor. "put your pretty whole life long. Though the daughter of a with the exploration. This cave, the open- lips to this, and blow, my dear, blow." clergyman, she was not religious In the as. The object thus presented was not an at-' eetie or doctrinal sense, but her heart was ing a which had so long been hidden by a of the t and to say the truth, full tritest Christian piety—piey for debris of stones and vegetable earth, was in tractive oue, the mild rock, and perteetly day and cool. much resembled a mutton -bone that has the poor. The Night anil beautiful gni, to hehen rescued from the dust -heap ; but Mai, whom pleasure and gaiety were so welcome, Tim flooring was of 'made ground,' and quite intact, ewe where the men hail beeu di ging ULU as She. was lad with a gemt gruel ant Was always read • to minister to the wants of on the prevtons day. Mr. Flint was s tweet succeeded In producing a shrill sound. the exaet spin, where the previous bone had "The last person that used that instria been diskived, and stooping down aud !Bent," said the Professor solemnly, "died groping in the half-light, ete own fakeers probably no less than ten thousand years e ea.= upon some object, which caused -hint ago, oaul the echoed which it awakened were to utter a sherp cry. 1 east back front the walls of ice." "What is it 1' was the universal inquiry. 1 The idea was really a grand one, and in "Let us go out into the light and ;neer 1 a silence followed by expression of it for guoth the Professor. His hand was bleed- , some moments. ing, but his thoughts were far too occupied I "Had they anything to wet their whis- t. ahem.°it. The gravity of his face WAS ties with in those days?" inquired:Frederick a *Inning grant ma, or to still the cries of a sick ohm, In scenes of sordid equator, from which taste, and evenalelitney, shrank ap- palled. England has her Sisters of Charity, though not in uniform—mere voluuteera called out on ouly occastonal service, Gad- baldians of Gina; who fight the battle of Faith and Love as bravely as those in. the regular army—and May Denham was eine of them. ' "No fish .1" the Professor was saying as beehted um p by a look of intense triumph. ; deurep • she entered the inn kitchen, "and your "Do yen see this weeper'. 1" cried he, after I The rofessor looked so indignant at this village within so few miles from the sea - a short silence, holding up what he had ill-timed pleasantey, that Mr. Pennant shore? Why, that is most extraordinary 1" found. I hastened to opt= that the tattles stool "There's plenty fish caught, sir, bat it all "1 see a stone with a sharp point, said, in need of lunch, and had commissioned him. goes to ethineton for the quality; WO never Fredrick.--" ju., my dear, you always . to say so. Then was a, village near called -bout with you, I know; Hillsborough, close to the light -house, and carry court -plaster a give a bit to the Professor." food eould doubtless be procured there. "It is nothing less than a flint knife 1" ex- At first Mr. Flint was immovable; he Cleimed the latter exultingly, and without was not to be seduced from his post by all noticing this benevolent suggestion. "Look where it has beeu wrought and chipped! I have seen hundreds of them, and cannot be mistaken. My dem' Winthrop,. I con- gratulate you; this discovery is of incalcu- lable value. I melte no doubt that this cave was a human habitation in pre -historic times. It shall be known to science by your own name, as 'Winthrop Cavern. "You arc very good," repliedthat gentle. this unparalleled prize It was true that ing saucepan. man, somewhat precipitately; "but I bog nobody knew of the existence of the cave at "Oh, nothing as you d eat, ma'am, or you woe't. I am really not deserving of present beside themselves; but your true even look at," replied the Woman curtly, that honour." meant has the scent of a vulture for such her manner altered for the worse at once: "It shall be henceforth known as Win- matters, and is always a rogue concerning "it's wolf -fish." throp Cavern," reiterated. the Professor them. The temptation to build on another "Wolf -fish! what's that ?" exclaimed the emlemnly. man's foundation, or rather to continue his Professor excitedly. "I should like to see "Well, I only hope you may prove right, excavations, was too tremendous for human it, of all things. Dog -fish I know well, but wolf -fish?" "'Was never used here except for manure before this year," continued the woman in grumbling tones. "But folks • as lives in hovels" —and she glanced with indignation at Mabel as she laid stress upon the word —"must just eat whet they can get, and be thankful too, or else the parson picks a quarrel with them." "The parson must be hard to please if he quarrels with you," said Mabel softly, "whose house is so beautifully clean, and whose children are so well behaved as yours appear to be. Those two fine boys look just of the same age; evlaith is the elder ?" StO 15 nere. "WeB, you get the money for it, at all I events," pursued Mr. Flint. "The fishermen do, sir; but, then, you see I am not a fisherman." MIL AND RatS. DOWSER, By etas. nowSr,a. The other morningeve got a telegram from mother, saying she was itt, and asking me to come out for a day or two, and when Mr. Bowser bad read it hemid " You etwo go just as well as uot, and'you . ueedn't hurry back on my acceuut." "But the gook left e'esterilay, and how will you get along ?" I asked. " Oh, you tweet miud me. I eau sleep here eights and lunch down town. You needn't worry about me. Just take the baby and go aud gee your mother and stay as long as You wish," "Aad you—you---" "I shan't elope or get drunk." "But you won't try to make any changes in the house while I'M gone !" "Changes? Do you :suppose ringoing to put on new doors and chimneys 1" " please don't buy any uew fur - ed the hideous object, which she still held nature or carpets, or move things around," Miter hand, about her heed,until she really "Don't you worry about my buying paw - looked like some malign professor of the ,thing more this spring. Hurry up, now, black art, "Beware of the young fellow and I'll telephone for a coupe. I may lock yonder t lie is your lover, is he not ?" up the home at noon and go up to the club 110 !" mid Mabel, more terrified lest house for a maple of days. I feel the need the woman's words should be beard with- of a little rest.' out, than at the really formidable, appear- - Mr. Bowser caught at any going so eagerly mace which she presented. "You are quite that half sopeeted hire of some design, mistaken. But pray, hush !" • and the more I thought it over after getting "lent not mistaken," answered the wee away the more I was convinced thet there man, sinking her voice to a hoarse whisper. woe something in the wind. On the mom, "Bo e•olt suppose because I live in a ing of the tided day I telegraphed hini that hovel, and eat wolfdish. that I have no eyes? I was vowing home, and when the train got That man Is you lover, 1 tell you; and be- in he wee at the depot to meet me, His ware of him for he hoe a Meek heart—e, I fate fairly beamed with happiness, and as he Week heart !" Hissing these last words " beeltoled to a carriage. he sand: through her teeth rather than artieuleting it Here's the keys, as I &met be up for a them, the woman dashed the Sell down on coupte of hours vet. I suppose it will take "the Clean tiles, and resumed her occupetion I you a couple of howl to Clean up the mues 1 beside the tire; while Mallet, white as ashes* have made." - left the room; and not without cliMeultY, d ore I got into the house. Glancing at for tate trembled in every limb, got into the la a' PreSentiment and it Was verified the flesh -pots of Egypt; lot lower natures "But those who are such spend thew act as they pleased; but as for him, be was money at your inn, my °cal woman ; so the not going to leave this temple of antiquity fifth C01318 to you after al m some form." even for an hour. He might possibly be In this lecture on political, economy, upon the brink of some great discovery. Mabel perceived that Mr. Flint had evident - Never yet had a whole skeleton, or even an ly quite forgotten the objeot of his visit. entire limb of the skeleton of a Mall, been "But what is that savoury something disinterred in any primeval cave, o.nd Win- which is cookingyonder ?" inquired she with throp Cavern might be the first to present her sweet smile, and pointing to a simmer - that's all," murmured the recipient o so much honour; "because if it turns out to be nothing particular, it will make me very ridiculous." "Nothing particular !" roared the Pro- fessor. "Is it nothing to reflect that until .yesterday that home of primeval man may not have been looked upon by his fellow -creatures for thousands of years 1 Is it nothing that in that cavern, into which have just been admitted the rays of our summer sun, he found and above all, touch nothing till Mr. Flint's found warmth and shelter from the inhospit- return. —it command which they very readily able and glacier -covered earth, and from a promised to observe; they had too much °Innate compared with which that of the to do with "beans and muck," they said, to be anxious to meddle with them without need. "What are you waiting for, Mr. Win- throp ?" asked Mrs. Marshall a little im- patiently, as that gentleman, to whose care "Here's a boar -pig's t,00th for you, sir, she had once more been consigned, tarried said one of the labourers, coming out from on the hill -top (while the rest trooped down the cave,where he had been assiduously to the carriage), and gazed anxiously down digging within, while the Professor had been the road by which they had come. haranguing without; "and its a good big un too." "1 sent my servant back to Shingleton "Impossible!" cried Mr. Flint with an for something," murmured he ; " but I uneasy frown ; "the pig had no existence suppose these men here will direct him on." nature to resist; and if anyone else— "But, my dear Mr. Flint," interposed Mabel pleadingly, "you promised to take me over Hillsborough light -house yourself, remember." "Did I, Miss Mabel, did I ?" sighed the Professor. " Well, I must keep my word, then. 0 dear, 0 dear 1" So the labourers were left on guard, with strict orders to admit no one, though it were the proprietor himself, into the cave ; Arctic regions may be called temperate! tellyou that if a human bone should be dis- covered in yonder place, it would be worth its weight in gold. It would prove that in the same epoch. as that of the Cave Bear"— before the alluvial inundation. Give it to me, my good man.—Why, gracious powers, this is the upper molar of a bison 1" A child with a new- toy, a miser who had found a sixpence, a maiden whose ear her lover has just breathed his welcome passion for the first time, are faint types of the Pro - "Yes, yes; of course they will. Do, pray, let as come along. I protest I would give all the precious relics that have been -found to -day for a mutton -chop, though it was out from the neck ; and what a differ- ence there is between the neck and the loin, is there not ?—Now, my dear Miss Mabel, fessor's joy as he gazed upon the misshapen if you're tired sitting with your back to the bone. horses, pray, say so ; it's quite indifferent to "What is that he says, my dear, about a me, and I know that it makes some people mole and &basin ?" whispered Mrs. Marshall. "Hush!" said Mabel; listen 1" quite sea-siek.—Very good; then we'll sit as we were I wonder what sort of a place is But the Professor was speechless, wrapped . Hillsborough. ---Driver, driver, is there a • in veneration of this relic of antiquity out, of respect to which he had actually taken off good inn?" The driver answered that there were two his hat. •inns, The Ugly Duck and the Hillsborough "Is a bison more wonderful than a Cave nrea_omuch about the same" as to good - Beer, ahen, Mr. Feint ?" inquired Mabel de- ness ; there was not a ha'porth to choose be- ferentielly. • "Not at all, my dear," answered the Profess- "1 tween them." suppose we shall get ham and eggs or; "butthepointis, that thishasbeen found there, at all events, eh, driver ?" continued in situ, a,nd under my very eyes: the other Mrs. Marshall, pursuing her hiquiries with bone I had only Mr. Winthrop's tvord for, a certain, liveliness and relish, after the loog and he might neve stolen it from ti, museum, silence which she had perforce maintained for all I knew." during the late scientific investigation. "Very' true," observed Mrs. Marshall " Well, ma'am, that will just depend on with that welcome whichis always afforded whether they keep pigs or fowls," was the • in a scientific inquiry to an observation that abrupt reply. one cad thoroughly comprehended. with confusion.T Mr. Flmt pray take Mrs. Marehall's cross-examining manner, wl . • : Well, ma'am unfortunately. they are of the same age. It's bad enough, as my old man used to say, when children are born to poor folks at all; but when they 'comes two at time,' it's enough to make one wish one's self unmarried." The relish with which the Professor re- ceived this homely joke, joined to Mabel's evident desire to conciliate, quite won over the aggrieved woman. She took off the saucepan lid, thereby exhibiting some shap- less substance, which might have been stewed tripe or veal; and when Mr. Flint could make nothing of that, she entered a little scullery, and brought out of it a trucu- lent but flabby • object, at least four feet long, and with a head like a pantomime macs'Ikhere he is," said she, "as large as life, but not so ugly. That's the wolf -fish; and if you had to kill him with a chopper your- self before you cooked him, you weulcl have less appetite for him than you have now." The Professor and Miss Mabel were still conterimlating this unexpected spectacle_. the latter with soine alarm, the former wieh the profoundest satisfaction—when Mr. Winthrop made his appeara.nce at the door. "lViyedear Miss Denham," exclaimed he, in accents of disgust, "do, pray, come out of this horrible hut, where there are nothing, 11 seeres but monsters' I am thankful to say we have obtained—that is, my. son here has brought from Shingleton—something fit for human food." • •At his elbow stood Horn Winthrop, de- vouring Mabel with dark eyes. Your sister is waiting for you," said he, " and also the lunch." , "We are coming directly," said Mabel carriage. the front windows I saw that my lace eurt tains had a queer, strangelook,and I rallied in to find that they had been washed. They had been taken down, welted, with bar Imap, /Mel out on the grass to dry, and then ironed like a sheet. Auy housewife eitu imagine the result. They showed soap status in a dozen places, and hung as limp and lifelese AS the tail of a kite on a tele• graph wire, 1 sat down on the floor and had a. good ery, and then started out to see what elm had happened. 'There was a, queer, oppressive odor in the room, and it •did not take MO long to discover that Some one had varnished the furniture—gone over the natural oil finish with a coat of fund. ture wrath and left bristles from the brush at every foot, It mathl beve been 310 one but Bowser. Hie work was further Wail. bed by six queerdooking spots on the velvet orpet. Ho hail spilled, varnish and then tried to scrub it out with soap, and in each instance lie hail run the cetera sufficient to make a blotch. After weeping some mare 1 went into the sitting room. There was the same smell here, and I soon found by the bristles stick- ing up all over it that by lloweer had varnished the sewing machine. He hail like- wise repainted the radiator, making it a (leek blue, awl in decorating it with white • and rest stripes, his paint hail crawled around like so many fithworms. Baliy at ono wanted to tie a dent; to it null phi.) .horse. Me %weer had 11,Peet the, varnish pail in this room, and although lie had tried soap and water a great spot three feet square xemained as a. sad witness of his careless- ness. While 1 stood looking. I heard a step behind me, anti Mr. Bowser called out : "Suiprise 1 Surprise 1 1 knew I'd sur- priee you 1" "Yes, you have," I answered. "Why, w -what's the matter 1" "If you had only let thhigs alone 1" "Let thino alone ! Tins house needed slicking up, and I've nearly broken my back in puttmg things in tidy shape, and now you complain of it 1" I saw the silver water pitcher at that nue ment and uttered a howl. "What is it ?" "That pitcher 1" m"aYacts,.4 know. It hadn't been cleaned in a b "But you used sandtpaper on it 1" "0! course, and you ought to have seen the way the dirt peeled off! Anything else to find fault with?" "And you—you sandpapered all the sil- ver 1" I shouted as I looked into the ding -room and saw everything on the table. "Yes. What have you got your voice way up in ‘G' for e" "You've ruined it 1 See the scratches 1" "That's it—take on and find fault 1 No one ever does anything right but you!" tel'"And. what ails the glass over the man- ?' "It happens to be clean for once. I Work- ed at it alt of an hour." "But you sandpapered it 1" s . "No, I dial ! I used powdered beck. I don't know how the scratches came there, unless the catdid it." "And these curtains, too 1" "What are you crying about now! I got a colored woman to come and wash them, and I know he put 'em through three tubs and then laid 'em on the grass to dry. I pinned and hung 'em up myself." " And they are ruined 1" "Ruined your grandfather. Perhaps I didn't pick all the grass off of them, but I'll leave it to any artist in town if they don't hang perfect. This all the reward I get for my hard work 1" , . I entered the kitchen to find that he had sandpapered the bottoms- of the flat -irons, scattered every tie dish hi a hundred direc- tions and given the rolling -pin two coats of oil to prevent checking. In trying to dress up the hardwood floor he had thinned down some raw oil with kerosene, and the beauty of the finish was eclipsed only by the smell. "You --you didn't touch anything up stairs !" I gasped. "Why not? I varnished all the bureaus, bedsteads and stands, cleaned every glass, turned our bed around, painted the radiator in the hall a beautiful drab, and—. What marc you howling about 1'1' "Oh, Mr. Bowser, how could you go and destroy our *limes in this way.' "Destroy 1 Destroy !" " 'The hells° might as well have burned down 1" • • "And I wish it had l The last thing you said when you went 'away was for me to go ahead ane slick up, and now the first thing you do- is to find fault. Mrs. Bowser, we aee not Mated. No man on math can understand your erratic temperament. This is the last straw—the' Very last. To- morrow Morning we will settle property matters r., . . home and found 'a furniture wagon loaded . . witheadateads and bureaus, going. off to be alley, gate and spent half an hour in the scraped. and redressed, ha 'went in by the barn so as not to see anythine. ,cealoeretc61, fulancid when he hewcsaeirees : composureBneht f adlaiyy 1 , (To an eorrINVED.) Atemones, Arise, ye by -gone memories -- Sweet memories ot the Past. Return the tuneful incloaiee That ono were round me mit: Return the heartfelt harmonies Oteaeh cm:mewed theme. And all the golden galaxies Rowel childhealn 11fit that gleam; The seilltasighing summer breeze Thewhitpered_ than the tenet. And yellow needles from *her twee can down on !nee et vluee ; The wild -bird's tuneful minttreltlee That waked the woodland iinwere. The nuarmering hum of buiy bee.; Among the summer Atmore ; net= the Joyful eeetnelet Tim% filled fond childhood*,; heart, The 'meet Interim felleitiee Of boyheadti gunineee art; Return, vegolden memorial. Fond Youth's delightful dream That filled the soul with ineloillei Far sweeter than they seem; Return, life's sacred symplioniee, The cherished Mends of yore. Touth's spirit and its sympathies. And I would ask no more. Alas1 ye treasured memories' Sweet memories of the past, Ye are the miming elegies Otjoys that could not lien, Ye are the mourtifititittloiliee, Too deep for human wars. That tell in inraeuredntelotliee The death of Childhood's years: Ye are the sweet sad mysteries That blend the herr and there. That tell in buman bletoriee We are not What we were. Unexpected Windfall. .A chimney sweep, a charwoman, a labor- ing man, together with seven other persons, all paupers or nearly so, are to become More than millionaires in the French sense of the term, according to an apparently authentic- ated report published in a Paris newspaper. It is said, according to a Paris correspondent, that Firmin Nipped, a merchant, settled in the 'United States, lately died suddenly and intestate, leaving behind a private fortune of 40;090,000 francs, or $3,800,000, which ma been amassed in business. He had. no relatives near hitn when he died, and the authorities of the place accordingly institut- ed a search for his next-of-kin. In his papers was found the name of M. Nippert, who praetised the calling of chimney sweep 18 tbe city of Paris, and this person was im- mediately communicated with. It appears that the deceased merchant was in Paris during the exhibition last year, when lie looked up the 'Waste, and 'invited him to din- ner, but beyond this the wealthy man of busi- ness does not seem to have troubled himself about his poor relations. These people will soon enter into the pleasing possession of $750,000 each, and those among them who live in Paris are now in the hands of a notary, who is to put them constitutionally into the full and free enjoyment of their property. Another of the heirs is an old woman named Marguerite Nippert, who lives from hand to mouth at Thionville in Lorraine. A similar slice of extraordinary and unexpected good luck is said also to lieve fallen to a humble haberdasher, who keeps a small shop in Marseilles He has won 600,000 francs in the Ottoman RailwayLottery. M. 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