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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance-Times, 1975-09-11, Page 23�04 had the wot'1d thetic serve. At VP: 'Kong wit never ableto hit the hill Sao. or than 141` milet an tour, When by followed, it into the het,you could,alinoptituocit it ; throat: The problem with Mr. Kong's serve was his over lowering, strength, Tis, couldn't relax.. As he dropped the racquet behind his back, be slue `the grip 80 tight he made sawdust. He couldn't endthat to hit a fo `+ tri serve you dont eve 'tQ force it. 91100 Old aptly that you moat let the serve serve itelf." The ser erss re; WoasibilitY is ,just to start It prope � y. Mos everyone is familiar with thio ps tch Mile racquet. head should take. Some pat- tern it aftera " flg v D" or a 10 throw. There's sup- . ho to be a loop,behind the lack that bas so iething to do with rhythm and pQtentiai power. you make itgh this magical patted... ,y u're guaranteed 8 $;o :fie J3ut try as you van, Yin ( 4 Kong), can't get the feel of . Ail youeai manSge is a "se ioQp" - a grunt, andia posh.. Try the "three finger serve." Thisp e romises to £fit " rent cer" arms. Hold the ' of r d' of the so. racquet with Your fr, finger, middle -finger and thumb. Pretend the 'racquet is the pendulum of a grandfather ales Limited SALES AND RENTALS NOW LOCATED IN STRATFORD Corner. of Forman Ave. and Hibernia St. TEL. - 2713311 AIR COMPRESSORS SELF-PROPELLED. SCAFFOLDING - WATER PUMPS GENERATORS CONCRETE QUIPMENT eloc104l14:arm, iiiikbe 10,40 tikejelloor let it'dangleSrom our Now sweep>tbe racquee the bail. YOU r weight of the pendi llta t? ter 1 • prdetice hitting,p ball. Instead of tbec011rt, hit it into a ole° `ckbo rd.' (Ify ou d rd toget t �W3T�C�A �. '" hall in 'the court you may ropes*. to your "cement-mixer'"'ser'v .') Be loose and sluppY. LS the racquet -head- sink Own heir hind your back and reach 1#, to flop over the ball. ()O may have to extend your service •toss higher.). 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Sample, from Win,. Gary Whar- ton of Unionville, Ont. ;'dere are things occouring (his spelling) in this world that from the sounds of your column you couldn't even begin to comprehend. Things are dealt with on a World-wide basis now and in doing so we need- a common unit of measure,, weight and volume." And so on. Baloney! If that is so, why don't we have a common world-wide language, and a common unit of currency? We have neither.; The argument holds no water. On the other side, Earl F. Gil- christ of Perth, Ont., is equally lacking in logic. "The metric sys- tem should never be introduced in Canada because it isn't Cana- dian. I want my children to grow up in a Canadian Canada not a Foreign Canada. Any Canadian that accepts the metric system isn't a Canadian." • Well now, I wouldn't go that far. That means that I could never enjoy English fish-and- chips, ishand-chips, French fries, chicken chow mein, lasagna, southern fried chicken, and would be con- demned for life to drinking Cana- dian — ugh! .— wine. That way madness lies) There's a letter' from Mr. and Mrs. C. Knott of Rorketon, Man. "The guy that invented this stuff (Celsius and metric) died so why doesn't it die with him as it sure doesn't make any sense ... We are only two out here, but I know • there are many more in this area. Go to it., Bill, send out petition or -"whoteve» jt,* , to o y-as:it was before. _ � • ' A June editorial in the Waterloo Chronicle by Mike Roy is headed Some Facts, Please. He then at- tacks my "half-baked ideas" about the metric system. He goes on to state,a lot of facts about the world's population, makes a desperate attempt to link these to the need for a metric system, and ails. 1 just take back my remark that letters urging a metric ystem are more literate than those against. Here's a long, witty, oft bawdy etter from Harvey Malcolm, a farmer, municipal politician and ews correspondent from Janet- ille for the Bowmanville States- man. He wants metric. "Have ou ever tried from scratch to figure out in the twinkling of an ye with a ratepayer breathing ver your shoulder, how many ots 99' x 133' or such like can be found in an umpteen acre field?" 'No, I haven't, Harvey. But I magine it could be done with a alculator in about three minutes y a teenager of average intelli- ence. What's the big rush to find out, anyway? Somebody only ants to make a buck. Let him alt. B. C. Leaden of Rosedale, Brit - h Columbia, says that he often isagrees with me wholehearted- , but on this, is on my side. In art, he says, speaking of politi- ans : "They take our money and ey screw it all up until you can't 11 one bill from another, except ✓ the good old deuce, and I ppose they'll soon get rid of at. They shove French down e English throats and English wn the French and now they This ishs. nonsense n • drop b� t `.' `els) ps bit t i on us lir -long-suffering 'bastards. What in 9 . hail dovl►e want that h t fo r. Celstl8s Bounds more like a disease than a • degree of temperature." e Another brief letter from a Western couple, stamped en- velope enclosed, says: "Tell us .what to do,` write our M.P. or what, and we'll do it." Well, folks, that's a good place to start; but don't be Surprised if you get a po- lite brush-off. ' To try to sum up my own feel- ings would require another whole column, and would. just touch on the subject. Firstly, 1 agree that metric is .easier, Any idiot knows that. But don't try to snow me with arguinents that Canada's econo- mic future depends on the,metric system. Our ;'economic future, like it or lump it, is tied to thatof the U.S., which is not metric. The metric system should have been introduced 50 years ago. It wasn't. Now is not the time to do it,- when inflation is making ter- ribleravages on our economy. Maybe it's 15 years too soon. We Just clearing off my desk be fore heading to Saskatoon for a convention of weekly editors Boy, am I a la4y bum! There f s 1 n v y e 0 1 c it is ly c th to fo su th th do TRIAN ' LE TIRE Distr'.ut•rs Ltd. W oles and Retail le PASSENGER - FARM TRUCK On the farm service Phone 291-2521 LISTOWEL POWER LAWN MOWER CENTRE Stockists of STIHL Chain Saws *Sales and Expert Repairs to all Small Engines STEVE MEW HARRISTON Bus. 3389616 Ras. 333-2717 COMBINES: Int. 503 with cob & 4 -row 30" corn head Int. 403 with cab & 4 -row 30"com head TRACTORS: Oliver 1900 - 101 h.p. Oliver 1850 - 93 h.p. MISC. 1- N.H. 717 Harvester, 1 -row 1- N.H. 717 Harvester, 2 -row 1- Gehl Harvester, 1 -row 2- Ford Harvesters some 48" & 56" blowers Cultivaters - Vibra shank from 12 ft. to l e ft. Plows- 3 to 6 furrow, 3 pt. or sernihitch Wheel discs, 10 ft. toll ft. Zero grazing racks Von EyI Bros. CNfford 357-8049 just can't afford it right now. Celsius is silly. I don't care , . what the temperature. is In outer' Mongolia, or what system they use. I want to know whether it's 10 below or so above — Fahren hest. The U.S. useti' Fahrenheit. The radio and T'V'~''stations along the*order use both. The news, paps report British and conti- nental temperatures in Fahren- heit. The changes to metric and Celsius seem to reflect that old Canadian tradition, which ap- plies in eirerything from styles ito, education,' • It goes something like this;, "Let's drag our feet for a while, until:everybody else bas'tried this thing out. Then -we'll jump in and' go the whole hog, whether i the thing worked or not." Heck with both of them. I only hope that when; Iiget to Saska- toon, . it's been a good summer (Fahrenheitally speaking) for wheat, and that those fish I don't catch in northern Saskatchewan will not be less than two metres in length. SOWTION 41ii+ati► POW W. wit ploVir uoinoOthromf op; 1 `pa,1i 41011* *OPRAit 11t noel ' logs,, 1 LONGETmz A Colony new which h#d longest title probably history .10Ornalliaw,Wita the Norwich' Packet and CoatieMassachucul t Shlu RW' . abode Weekly AdvW YOU ARE THE DETECTIVE You and Sheriff Dan Regan examine closely the bullet hole in the lower pane of the living room window and, after gauging the angle of fire, Sheriff Regan nods his head in confirmation. You have found the shades ' lowered halfway over the closed windows of the room, and Harry Yeager's body slumped in a chair facing away from the bullet - punctured window. A .45 caliber . bullet, has gone through his.; head and the window behind him. You have estitnated that death occurred' between 9:00 and 10:00 P. M. It is now 11:35. After examining the .45 caliber revolver which was lying on the floor, next to the+ victim, you walk over to 'the window and upon raising the shade immediately see a second recently -made bullet hole near the top of the upper windowpane. • !`Well, doesn't that 'beat all!" exclaims. Sheriff Regan. "And only one shot has been... fired from this gun!" "And here's the bullet," announces Officer Jim San- ders. "I found it buried -in the trunk of the tree: just outside the window. It's a .45, and from that gun all right." "But," . exclaims the Sheriff, "two shots must have been fired even though the gun tells us otherwise. I guess you'd better go outside and look for that second bullet, Down in Meadville, Pennsyl- vania a heavy windstorm knocked down some fence on Herb Kimmy's farm. And Herb's cattle, like any other, were quick to take advantage of the fact. About 50 of Herb's cows got out and started off in the direction of the nearest cornfield. Luckily the farm had a good dog, one they called Bootsie, and Bootsie was called out of her favorite parking place in the woodshed to help with the roundup. She answered the call immediately, put the wayward cows, back where they belonged and then headed for the woodshed again. Meanwhile Herb's wife discovered that Bootsie had left four newborn puppies to chase those cows. When Bootsie returned, she gave birth to five more. Bootsie, as you may have guessed, was a Border Collie, a bred with an uncanny ability to make other farm animals do exactly what his master wants them to do. While he is a favorite with cattlemen everywhere, the Border Collie is equally capable of herding ducks or geese or any other fowl being raised on an open range. One well trained Border Collie will herd 1,000 turkeys as lovingly as if he were daddy to them all, and woebetide any fox or mischievous boy who sneaks onto the property with malice aforethought. But it is with sheep that the Border Collie seems most at home, and the way that he can understand what he is supposed to do with a flock has to be seen to be believed. Over 400 years ago Dr. Johannes Caius, the English physician who wrote the very first account of the dogs of Bri- tain had this to say of this amazing shepherd's partner. "This dogge either at the hearing of his masters voyce, or at the wagging and ithisteling in his fist bringeth the wandring w• eathers and straying sheepe, into the selfe same place where his masters will and wishe .. . whereby the shepherd reapeth this benefite, namely, that with little labour and no toyle or mov- ing of his feete he may rule and guide his flocke, according to his owne desire, either to have them go forward, or to stand still, or to drawe backward, or to turne this way or to take that way." Today's Border Collie is, if possible, even more skilful in handling his master's sheep. A' few years ago when the town of Truro, Nova Scotia celebrated the approach of Christmas with a parade, citizens were astounded to see a flock of sheep in the procession. The sheep travelled at the exact speed proper to keep them in formation, they made the right turns at the right time and they neyered wavered from their position in the centre of the street. Three Border Collies managed them perfectly. The marvel of all this is that the Border Collie starts life with a curse upon him. For the same intense fascination in sheep which is instictive in the Border Collie is apparently akin to that of the wolf. Certainly if the Border Collie should be allowed to grow up without training and guidance, he would raise havoc with any sheep he could find. How then does a shepherd change this evil urge into some- thing so gentle and marvellously useful? Well old Dr. Caius had the answer for that. 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