The Wingham Advance-Times, 1974-07-18, Page 17RSP ossllied ' the.head,when.he said how,much she,1RY�el, ose;fiens.
': R -'N3 . ra; 11; btSl eve,,. ri "ti i f k *r Yes, you Can .Ipve a e
� � �t� tq add n. And as
B -N5. up what it costs me to .keep my this story will prove to you, a ben
N-QB5 car up with the Joneses car, and can love back too.
QxNPch everytime I discover how much . Anyhow somebody gave her the
of my tax money must go the subtle tip that sent her down the
department of Highways, I get road to a neighbor who was
the feeling that Henry was prosperous enough to own one of
neither mossbacked nor senile • Mr. Ford's beloved Model T's and
who was big hearted enough to be
when he said that. And every
time I happen to see still another neighborly with. it. She. told him
gory accident on the highway, what had happened. "And now
I'm certain that he wasn't senile. Riley me boy, would you be so
And today's assembly line hen, kind as to just drive me past the
if she were given a chance to front of that there McGerrigle
place? They're be no fightin', I
think about it, would agree
completely. After all,• she must promise you! All I want now is
cancer of the breast and cervix. have a hell of a life, hanging from just one look at them there birds!
'The routine physical checkup the ceiling in a wire cage so tiny Just ane look!"
probably represents the best means she can stretch but one wing at a And when Riley took her out
at our disposal for treating disease, time. Doing nothing but eat from pat the McGerrigle place .and
in its early stages.. But 'practicing that endless belt in front, and that one look told her that these
physicians simply don't have the pooping out that daily Grade A white birds in the barnyard were
time or the resources to "look at
everybody for everything." egg behind. Knowing that if she sure enough hers, she gave Riley
That's why many of them recom- doesn't produce, it's off to the a hug that nearly put the car in
mend that the so-called "patient at guillotiners at the chicken noodle the ditch. "Take me down to see
risk" should particularly avail'him- factory for her. the constable now! she said.
self of this kind of preventive All of which inspires me now to "Me and the constable can do the
medicine. •tell you one of my favourite hen rest!"
Who is this patient? Well, anyone stories: a story that took place The constable, of course,
with a family history of a particular' back in the good old Model T days wanted to know what she had in
disease - especially heart trouble, when all the hens in the country the way of proof that the birds
high blood pre sure or cancer; peo- belonged mama, and when a
ole with serious weight change (loss towere hers. "I know that his guy
heft could still hunt for June bugs McGerrigle isn't exactly a
or gain); those with persistent chest among the dandelions and pre- saint," he said. "And I know he's
or abdominal, pains, or a continuing tend that she was ' horrified got the, biggest collection of
cough.
whenever the rooster took after logging chains in the coup and
And if you notice sudden changes ty
her; when a hen was still per- he's also been bootleggin' the
in your general health - or if you
• just plain don't feel too well and " • milted to climb into an old worst rotgut in the county, but
haven't seen a doctor for a while - barrel or a corner of the haymow that still doesn't prove that he
it's your hens. They's lots of
While Wyandottes around here,
you know ! "
"All I ask is that you take a ride
out there tomorrow morning,
constable," she said. "We'll go
out with my horse and buggy. I'll
pick you up at eight."
And when she promised him for
the umteenth time that he would
have his proof once they got
there, the constable told her he
A research team at Frank- would go.
furt University, West Germa- Next morning when the shady
ny, observed three different Mr. McGerrigle came out of his
varieties of warblers to dis- summer kitchen door to see what
cover how they find their way all the ruckus was about, here
so accurately, was this horse and buggy in the
Choosing starry nights for middle of his barnyard, the
their experiment and inter- constable and this woman with
fering with the magnetism of the burlap apron' in it and the
the birds' surroundings so woman calling out "Biddy!
that the artificial magnetic Biddy! Biddy! Come Biddy!
fields deviated from earth's Biddy! Biddy!" and the hensmagnetic pole by 120 degrees, flying to her from all directions.
they found the warblers chose They flew up onto the buggy seat,
a wrong course of 180 degrees, onto the dashboard, onto the
indicating tiie warblers fly by shafts. They even landed on the
internal magnetic compass, horse's back, not that the horse
using the stars only as a nava- seemed to mind it though. But the
NEWLYWED gational aid. hens didn't bother the constable.
FINANCES They hadn't met him before.
Today's newly married cou- "Whenever I come back from
pies have 20' per cent more Records kept for over 100 town they always act crazy like
family income than the U.S. years indicate that Japan has this ! " she explained. "Of course I
family median of $11,120, ac- suffered a fairly strong earth- always brought them a treat of
cording to a consultant to the quake every 18 months and a some kind. Generally stale buns
Spring Air Mattress Co Chi- major earthquake every 10 from the baker's, you know,"
camyears. The constable thought that he
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color and
The 2.1year4Iarpav
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Before
down 41 Te
i1thy as �a.�for
The truth, i
knows, is that the game
oozes a rongpe
colformer
,
,fo.
Q Tribune
columnist,
Smelly, gave
up the item ofthe chess
worldtosettle down as a press
agent for Buffalo in Buda-
pest, Hunger)/ .H ' a=nte
porary, Willard :Fiske, MIX an,
explorer, a ***hit, and a
. a University professor,
but *Wee proudest years
spentwere as coeditor, with
Paularphy, of the p�resti-
gious American Chess
Monithly.' In Egypt his fame
-thispired an outburst from an
obvioualy' fikassionate chess-
Dyer: "After Allah - Mr.
Fiskel")
Diiribg the 1924 New York'
International, Saviely Tarta-
kower -... chessmaster, free-
dom fighter, author, lawyer
and wit went to the Central
Park Zoo for a glimpse of .one
of the monsters. The next day,
against Geza Maroczy of Hun-
gary, he opened with 1 P-QN4,
and promptly named the sys-
tem `or'ang-butang," claim-
ing it resembled the beast's
method' of killing by encircle-
ment.
Another wilpner was Eugene
2nosko-Borovsky, whose
books, years .after his death,
are best sellers. (With a
catchy name like Znosko-Bo-
rovsky, how could he miss?)
In the 1920s, his pictures re- .
. vealed a fierce, handsome
face; high cheekbones,
pasted -clown hailr --- a
Slavonic Rudolph Valentino,
After ,watching his .amiable
comportment, a gentle Eng-
lishwoman
nglishwoman sighed relievedly,
"He isn't a bit like his name,"
If Anatoly Karpov decides
to marry, he could do much
for the newfound chess tradi-
tion of color and spectacle by
emulating the. happening
which preceded the third
round of the American Open,
at Santa Monica, Calif. It
starred the prearranged wed-
ding of chessplayers Danny
Krystall and Marcie Grant.
The bride and groom, their
flower girls and bridesmaids,
were greeted with a wedding
March played on piano and
flute. The honeym
spent at `'rhe chits , " • `� t�1
where the leading lady and
her new husband played their
scheduled games. Neither
gave the tournament winner
TODAY'S HEALTH
had proof that
any court now
world's,
traPhat whith
grim Boris
/�/�
"' h co ti With /WE
deGrieff, of 1Colembia, a!t.' i01s
1963 Capable** Menseted
Tournament, in Hama. Ow-
. ering over 'them, hut pal on
hip and looking all if
it on the first plOer 1410
zgged when he should hive
. ;wed, Was ",," ;Guam.
ff
SpasskY survived.
Fischer and Guevara, he
undoubtedly survive > 1►noly
Kms► - and be leas grim
about it now that he no longer
has to be ' the Soviet Union's
standard bearer. He will aloe
personify the truth: of A. E.
Homan's compassionate,
lac: "Smart lad, to slip e.
ea away.... From fields
. where glory does not :stair... .
And early though the laurel
grows.., It withers' quicker
than the rose,"
: 1 u
AMERICAN
u- 1973
Santa Monica, Calif.
Lamy *Evian
(Reno, Nev.)
Jim Tarjan
(Sherman Oaks, Calif.)
SICILIAN DEFENSE
1.PK4
2. N:KB3
3. P -Q4
' 4, NxP
5. N-QB3
6. B -K3
7. P -B3
9.$- B4
10. P-KR4
11. B -N3
12. P -R5
13. P -N4
14, B -R6
15. QxB
16.PzR
17. 04.0
18. K -.N1
19. Q -B1
20. P -N5
21.. P -R3
22. Q -N2
23. KR -B1
24. I3 -R2
25. P-KB4
26. P -B5
27. PSP
2aKB1'�
29. Q -R1
30. QR -K1
31.BxN
32. Resigns
P-QB4
PIP
N-
P-KN3
B -N2
N=B3
GO
NNRP
N-KB3
BaB
'RtN
QxBP
P-QR4
N -R4
Ft -R1
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R -R3
N -N5
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Seems to Methat the
ugliest her hens tike ,ti iittle girl knows
growth on the Ding, pe :her kit**, it's a true x
this year was the proltferatton »
new highrise apartment build- �� ': �°be some � the • .
lags It wouldn't be ao bad der and gentle people in
perhaps " i# these building were my old bo»gietow� who still know
the
compete with the
content to compete
woman to whom this
skyscrapers dawns, but they b"fid even thorbl'0 do My
are now laying siege to our alb. est not to mention her name.
orbs and even the fields bey , she was a widow wholived a
And they are everywhere, Tr mile or so out 01 town on,a farm
to keep a pleasant place of . greed that was much too big for:her _to
handle all by herself so elle
space free from the wiles of the
real estate men is like trying to rented most of it for pasture. Up
sneak daylight pasta rooster. But front however she had a big
much as I regret to admit it, 1 garden and a strawberry patch,
blame the poultrynan for.first She al Q tools in seivin8 and.
giving the fast buck boys the idea sheowned a peculiar machine•
for these monstrosities. which knit woollen socks in an
Because the modern highrise is amazingly short 111, But it was
little more than the multi .,storied her hens which seemed to be her'
henhouse gone ultimate. l..ike the chief source, of livelihood. They
windowless and automated egg ' were White Wyandottes, the
factory, the highrise has been . Regal Dorcas strain if I recall
built with but one object in mind - correctly and she had 200 of
to make the highest possible them. When I was a boy in,the old
profit by stacking and. cramming hometown and clerking Satur-
the highest possible number of days in a grocery where eggs
individuals into the smallest were still as good as cash, I'
possible space. There are just rememberher coming into town.
two fundamental differences. For along about sundown with two 30
the frantic little hen in 'her cage dozen crates of eggs in the buggy
there is no sunlight and no hope of beside her. And in those days that
romance. For her counterpart in was thought to be a pretty fair
the highrise, there is lots of production for 200 hens.
sunlight - the sunlight stolen from I also remember going out to
the decent little bungalows down herplace one summer's day and
below. And there is still some seeing her sewing on the back
slight chance of romance, pro- porch, and withso manrof those
viding the occupant is a pullet Regal Dorcas Wyandottes clus-
rather than an old hen, and pro- tered on the porch around her
viding the cock who has her in his that I could hardly deliver my
sights can only find the right ' Parcel -
door. For some of those birds she
But for the human as well as , even had names.
the hen it seemsto me that the Game one awful morning when
good life is no more. not a Wyandotte was to be seen
We have been told that when anywhere. Someone had come
Henry Ford was an old man and during the night and lifted every
the empire he had created had bird from the roost.
been surrendered to others, he So she cried a little and cussed '
once declared that the progress somewhat and then after she had
of the automobile should have settled down she began ringing
stopped in 1925. In his opinion the her telephone. No matter who she
Modell'was quite enought to get called the message was always
a man to all the places he would the same. "If you happen to see
ever needto go, and that any about 200 White Wyandottes
further -improvements on Lizzie suddenly sprouting up in some -
and her sisters would add nothing, body's ranch, let me know, will
to travel but speed and expensive - you?
complications. Maybe it was because she was
Some of the forward. lookingthe kind of woman who had
people of his time suspected that friends everywhere. Maybe it
Henry might 'be getting old and was just that everybody knew
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like Dr. Harding LeRiche of. the
University of Toronto, consider
that the regular checkup isn't neces-
• sary for all of us - but for some
people it's absolutely essential.
LeRiche says that men over 40
should be checked at regular inter-
vals, and that women should under-
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when the family urge began to
well up in her, there to sit on her
clutch of eggs until the little
fluff -balls of new life began
peeping up through her feathers.
It is a story when mama knew
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