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Multiplication vs. Addition.
I picked up one of the daily papers the
other day, and read this item: "The Around.
er dropped into the post•office yesterday to
post a little billet to a maiden, and while
buying his stamp saw a boy elowly countsng
a sheet of two.cent stamps. Any ordinary
person, to be sure they were the right
number, would have counted how many
there were in the top row, counted the
number of rows, multiplied, and got tbe
resale. Not so the boy. Patiently he
told over every stamp on the sheet •until he
had ascertained there was just a hundred
when he sighed for relief and trotted away."
Now, a boy who would waste lime like
that can never make his mark in this buy
world. In doing any work we all want to
do it the beat way, but we must learn next
how to do it the best way in the least time.
We must learn to use the muitiplioadoe
table in everything we do.
One afternoon this week I got into a cat
•on the elevated road going up-tewn. As I
atepped into the car I flaw the top of a amen
felt hat between two of the mom seats,
took one of the aeata across the isle. On his
knees was a bright-eyed newsboy about
eleven or twelve years old. He was busily
folding papers. .Every paper was folded
perfectly even, and carefully Greeted in the
middle; (titer folding aboub two-thirds of
what he had, he wrapped them in a piece of
black oilcloth; but •verapperl in such a wey
that he could easily get at them. The re
minder were as carefully creased and fold
ed and laid in a pile outside of the others.
" Why do you not put them inside with
others ?" I asked.
"Cause then I could not reach them so
fast. I don't want 'ern all to get wet. I'll
keep the rest dry till these are gone," and
he left the car whiatling, going out into the
fog anti rain. '
Another thing I noticed ; before our train
went out of the station, the down train
came in with the front platform crowded
with newaboye who were pushing and el
bowing each other, .and left the trobi yollang
like young Comanches. The newsboy in
our train leokeel up with a smile, and said,
"Some of them fellows will get left."
"Why ?" I asked.
"Liu sell moat of my papers before them
feller a gets theirn. / always get down
siesely. Ye catch the fellers then that leaves,
their up•town cities early."
feel pretty euro that boy will be more
tient a newsboy betore he is much olden
Re was careful, prompt and alert. Pio
would use the multiplication table in busi-
nese instead of addition.—(Christian /Won.
Catching an heiress.—Citizen (to Tiede
Ilastus—" So that's Ore woman ynune going e,
to marry, is it, Uncle Retells t" Uncle Ras -
ins—" Yes, sab, det am de lady. She yarn
much to leek at," Citizen--" Well, no, not a„
very much, Miele Ratites." Uncle &taus—
"NO she hab got fohty,seben dellare in de
bank, boss, and she hab promised ter gib nil
de power ob atterney-generalehip "
t
The Railroad Connnietritonere of Maoris o
ehusetta have made a report to the Legisla- w
turet in which they strengly tecommend the e
heating of owe with aware from the engine. o
They were inclined to think that the &ogee h
of the pipes bursting, by nation of brability h
to control the protein from the engine, wee a
very remote indeed, They believed that the
advautagee of the eyentri even so obvious o
thet the companiest would in time adopt lb
withoutoompuireire legislation. Hoino Com, b
'peahen however, are opposing the reform
streritiottely.
YOTJNG FOLKS;
A Ih.Ohleill in Threes.
If three little housee sitood in a row,
Watt never a fence to dinhles
Anti Lif each little house hen three little
maids
At play irt the garden wide,
And if each little maid had three little oats
(Three times three times three),
And if each little oat had three little kits,
How many kits would there be?
And if each little maid had three little
friends
With whom she loved to play,
And if each little friend had three little doIle
In dresses and ribbons gay,
And if friends and dolls and oats and kits
Were all ievited to tea,
And if none of them all should send regrets,
How many questa would there be'
—[St. Nicholas.
JONAS FUXIN'S MODEL.
••=m1.•
BY F. B. srANPonD.
It was a great surprise to Chester Ludlow
when he fornd out that Jonas Popkin had
taken pattern after him. But the wawhe.
found out—that Was the More surpniang
still 1 Jonas was a email colored boy, bison
as coal; and Chester was a white boy, the
leader of all the other boys in the village.
Jonas would have given all the world to be
the sort of boy that no one dared to ionise
sport oh—just such a boy, for instance, as
Chester. He always watched Chester when
he ordered the other boys around; and, he
was always very willing to be ordered
around hiraself by Chester, for whoiet
father he worked. But one day somethine
happened that, taken altogether, aston:uhhed
Jonas very much.
" Look here, Jonas, I'll tell ;you some•
thing if yon will keep it to yourself," Ches-
ter said, taking him out behind the house.
"111neber aay a word," Jonas answered.
"Guess I knows how to keep mum as well
as you do."
"All right. Follow me, and I'll show
you something."
They went into the stable, and climbed up
on the haymow. In a barrel under the hay
Chester had hidden away an old snit of
clothing, a mask, and a worn•out beaver hat.
These possessions he drew out, article by
article, and exhibited.
"I'm going to have a high time to -night,"
he explained.
"You're gwine to the masquerade up at
the eohool•house," said Jonas. "1 knew
that was isle' what you. was up to. I could
tole you BO."
"We're going to have a roaring lot of
fun," Chester continued. "But I'm afraid
mother won't let me out after dark."
That was the reason everything happened
as it did. Chester's mother did not let him
out that night until he had pleaded, with her
a long time, and it had grown late, In the
meanwhile the idea had occurred to Jonas
to put on the muquetade, and go to that
perry himself. If Chester could not go, he
would not, of course, want all the fixings ht
had hidden ; and Jonas believed he could
borrow them an hour or two without any-
body being the wiser.
"The fellows will .think I'm Ches," he
chuckled.• "They'll neber know the differ
ence if I jes" cover my head and hole my
tongue. hal) some fun, sure 1"
His teeth chattered and he shook in his
boots,—he was so nervons,—while he stood
on the hay -mow and changed his olothee
for the disguise. If Chester caught: him he
knew it would go hard with him. But he
did not intend to let any one find out what
he was doing. Out in the road he stopped,
end reflected in the moonlight. There Was
Farms. Cole's apple orchard, which he would
nave to pan on the way to the sohool-house.
fle would neer have a better chance, as,
tong as he lived, to help himself co some of
dame apples. Whenever he had been in tbe
'orchard before he was always afraid some
one would spy him and know that he wa
Ludlow's colored boy. Now no one could
tell who he WAIL
IF must have been about the time Jonas
was climbing over Farmer Cole's fence that
Cheater gained permission from his. Monter
to go out, and made tracks for tbe
stable to array himself for the evenimen
'relic. Tie scrambled on the hay -mon
and made haste to get to the barrel, but
selsen he got to it, of course, he BOOD was ma
the bestof tempers:
"Vs that librle nigger," he said, standing
petrified and 'looking ferociou. ly die
moonbeams filterino through ti cobwebbed
window. "That's juat who it is,—t hat little
oigger Jonas, Not £1, BOW Except him knew
where those duds were • and be ha a eine
hidden them m
soewhere ‘ m
Ise, or taken them
and gone to the party himeelh"
Chester searched here and there deeper %re
y a few moments, tipsettbsg all the hem
shat had gone to roost, and frightening the
horse and cow. He found Jones's clothes
snuggled in the coneerib. All was plain to
him then.
"111 fix him 1" he growled savagely, bund
ling up the clothes, and returning to the
house with them.
Ten or fifteen ininutes later, any one on
the watela might have seen a very biome
negro boy stealing out the beck door of Mr,
Ludlew's residence; but no one would have
been /Moly to gum that the boy wee
Chester himself. He had blackened bis face
with the shoe. brush, and put on Jonas's
olothen His straieht, brown hair was con-
cealed by an old fur cap, which he pulled
down over his ears. He meant to go to the
peaty disguised one way or another, and
he meant to, catch Jonas if he had gone
I here.
By this time Jonars's indiscretion theeat•
etted to bring dire disaster to him in more
ways than One. Fenner Cole was after him
also, and he carried in hand an oxgoad that
had a brad in it.
"111 teach you. boy, not to steal apples,"
he cried, chasiog Jonas round and round the
orchard. "I'll teaoh you, you young
darkey, to ho up to better tricks ethan
such dishonest mien"
The mak and beaver hat had fallen off
but Jonas held them in hie hand, and ran
with all hitt might. Farmer Cole know him,
and now be was in it fix, sure. He did n ot
top to tire* muoh, however; he threw him-
eil over the febee and dodged. among an
cre of ebutripti, until heneaped the old man
0(1 his goad. After thet he crawled away
o some bushes, where he reeved and re-
overed his breath.
Chester booked for him in vain among the
bin or fort boys th d* tho one room
f the old-faebioned sohoolbousea They
ere all in Masquerade of one sort or another,
nd he could not cattily make out who any
ne vitiate flonas Wee not there, though, itt
de disguise. He was certain of that ; but
e expected he wotild make his appearance
ny moment, and he kept wietch of the doer.
"You keep watch, too, Devon" he told to
no of hie friends Who had been tom the
toren "Whet he cOrnee in we'll nab him
dote he knotve where he in?"
"Hold hint against the Wall, and tie
is hands behind him," Deere suggested.
"When we'll drag him outdoors," maid
Chi:Mtn' _
"And after that you can settle with him
Added Deve.
While this arrangement was being wide,
JOI1G8 happened to be *tending in the, rear
of the school.houtte sating an apple, an
looking in at one of the windows. It ha
occurred to hire that it would be best t
wait a While and Bee what was going on b
fore he ventured in among the vshite boy
They were having a good thee; there °Dui
be no doubt about that. Shortly he dhow.,
ered there was a colored boy among them
—a colored boy who was Meeker than eve
heti self was ; and—unless his eyes de
i
mi. i
bion—that boy had on bis clothier
Jon' dropped his apple half eaten, an
moved nearer the window. He felt ratite
oared. How had that strange boy got thos
clothes? His hair almoei: uncurled an
stood up straight the next instant, when h
saw Farmer Cole rush in among the erowd,
and FAZE) that colored boy by the nape of
the neck.
" New, then, weeny," sheeted Farme
Cole, 'come Along with me 1"
"Let go of rne. What are you doing?
Cheater replied, resisting with all his
,strength.
• "Cetne on, I say," and Farmer Cole drag-
ged Chester outdoors beforehetumid da
anything to wive nimself. •
In a, 1 evil minutes everybody knew that h
had been ptealing apples. Chester *meta
en by surprise. Ho had be/ped himself t
Farmer Cole's apples' Whenever he 'felt lik
• it, but he bad nett been near the orchard fo
,
more then two weeks. He did not suppose
that anY one, not even joitas Popkin) su8.
pented him.
n Ifi'd gob my hands on you half an hour
ago, when I was.chasing you around those
stumps, boy. I Would shook the wind out of
you, said Power Cole.
st 1, guns you've made a: mistiite, Mr.
Cole,' Chester Rumored. "I haven't beee
near Tour atunsp•field twnight."
"Tut, tut, boy, don't you try that game.
You had fi Mask on and an old beaver hat,
but I sew your face.And I followed you all
the way up here to the eohoolhouse."
They were walking down the road, follow
ed by several boys, and Ramer Cole kept
his grip on Cheater's collar. Chester guess-
ed, as soon as he heard aeont the mask and
beaver bat, that Jonas had gone to the or -
°hard instead of the school -house. It was
Jonas who should be punished.' -
"Ib was Jonas Popkin, our colored boy,
you chased," Cheater asserted stoutly, re-
fusing to go any farther.
"bo you're not that boy, but you are
blacked up to look like him ?" Farmer Cole
staked with some surprien halting a moment.
" Well, you are the toy I want all the Immo,
black or white. I saw you, and you can't
get off that way."
Chester was marched home to his father
and mother, in spite of everything he could
say. Jonas was in bed up in the attic then,
but he could hear Farmer Cole's voice down.
stairs, and he knew something awful was
raking place. By and by somebody crept
up the stairs and Jonas eat up in bed near.
ty soared out of his wits.
"Oh 1 P11flx you to morrow, Jonas
Popkin," Chester whispered at the door by
way of comforts "You won't steal any
more apples in a hurry."
"1 Mein agtvine to deal nuffirt agile
nelson". Jonas etwirered. "I ain't agwine
to be like you any more. You better neber
steal applea any more yourself."
Cheater shut the door. He did not want
to say anything more. After he got into
bed, he lay awake half the night thinking.
Any one may guess what he was thinking
about. His thoughts did nob make him feel
very manly the next day.
1)
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LATE CABLE NEWS,
The Late wish Commoner -Mail Steame
Sur*—GePeral Notes,
At Mr. Bright's funeral crowds of peopl
lined the route of the prooeseion from On
Ash, Mr, Brightn late reaidence, near Each
dale, to the cemetery. Among those preen
were the Right Hon. Joseph Chamberlain
Sir Wilfrid 149.WE3012, Mr. Jesee Collings, Mr
Arnold Merely, Mr. William Rethbone and
General IL Lynedooh Gardiner, 0, B.
Equerry in Ordinary to Queen Victoria, who
r represented Her Majesty. A number Of
O deputations headed the procession. Fifteen
dcarriages, containing mournere, followed the
e
hearse. Eight of Mr. Bright's workmen
carried the oc1n to the hearse and from the
hearse to -bhe grave. When the *softie was
deposited in the grave the mourners gather-
ed around in silent meditation, according to
the custom of the Quakers, to which seot
Mr. Bright belonged.
rus TALENTS A WET OF Gon.
The Dean of rounders College afterward
Brightdeiiver eads aa eoisrattifi°n. graHt daraPP121 t Ivof ] kthro‘
o did not ettrinete his talenee to his osvn ef-
e forts, but considered them gifts from Goa.
r • Four wreaths remained on the meta when
it was lowered into the grave. One was
sent from Biarritz by Queen Victoria. eit
tubed to it Was Her Majesty's aatonraph.
Another WAR from the Prune and Princess
of Wales, with a cord bearing the words,
"As a mark of respect," The third Wan
from Mr. Bright's work people, and the
fourth from Miss Cobden. Attached to
Miss Cobden's wreath woe a card inscribed,
"In loving memory of my father's best
friend." '
' The mail steamer Coratesse de Manche was
run into off Dunkirk tbe other afternoon by
the Belgian Mail 'boat 'Prinoesse Henrietta.
The collision occurred daring a dense fog, It
was at first reported that the Comtente de
Flandre immediately Bank, but advices re -
calmed later state that the Conitesse' de
Elmira was cub in two and that only the
fore part sank at Once. The PriLleefifie Hen-
riebte took the after part in tow and started
for this port, but had proceeded only a short
distanoe when the portion of the wreck
Which she had in tow ctipaisen' and' went
down. The Clonitesse ,de Flaudre's majls
were lost. After the oollision he boiler
burst, blowing the centre, of the shin to
pieces and killing all the engineers, the cap-
taiia and others who were with himonthe
bridge and the passengers 'in thnivicinity.
Prime Leopold of Belgium, who was one of
the•passengere, intoned injury. The Paw
sengets of)40th vessels- werepanits stricken.
Three. passengers, the captain, first 'tabor
and nine of the crew of the Coranisse de
Flanclre were lost.
The Egyptian government has transferred
the payment of the Egyptian onupons from
the Comptoir d'Esoompte, of Paris, to the
Beek of England.
'St. Petersburg papers express mill* in-
dignation at the proclamation of Prince
Ferdinand, nephew of Xing Charles, as
Crown Prince of Roumania: They' zefer to
the expulsion of Rut:angle from Roumania,
and warn'the Reanninians to be careful.
Claptain Bowler, the Unionikit candidate,
has been elected member of Parliament for
the Enfi eld division. of Middlimex in the
peerage. .
place Lord Folkestone, elevated to the
A:34ITTLF OF .6VERtTRIIIG.
%ISM.° ere 5,500 lavvyera in New 'York City
„I A New York lady was lately Ken with a
' tiny watch set in the Meek of her glove.
It is, said OM at a sale of farm goals in
e Womeledorf, Pa., 6,000 persons were fed.
e The tweet and costliesb of precious metal
t Pe onlnalela Men mils, "mugwump'
:soig:11,1uni. -hie valued , 63,250101ounce.
oislet; 0 het is, midway between hard and
have been filled; a million tons have been
+
• All t e ice houees on the Hudeon River
houged.
,
Every civilized country in the world ia
represented by students. at the University
of Berlin.
A German peasant tapped a telegraph
wire and utilized doe electricity in curing his
rheumatialta
Capt. Ericsson died on the anniversary
of the fsmous battle between the Monitor
and the Merrima ce
,A Chinese family, emulating of six persons,
can live comfortably for a month on 67 in
their native land. •
Several boat -making firms in Maine are
this spring sending oenoes to England, where
they are a decided novelty.
The story that the microbe of dipbtheria had
been dianovared by Wiesnoh soientipte was a
Paris. newspaper canard.
Prof. Ayrton estimates that the power
wasted at Niagara Falls. exceeds that whirl
could be precluded by the annual consump-
tion of 150,000 000 tone of coal.
'King Alexander I., the boy sovereign of
Sonia, is les Ed a child than his 13 years
beshbek. He already smoke French, Ger-
man end Russian, and shows great capacity
for study.
A girl who had been troubled for a long
time with insomnia was adviseil by a Swed-
ish Woman to wet a cloth in ioe-oold water
and lay it acroterher eyes. She did so, and
was completely cured, •
The kangaroo is Bald to have got its name
in this way: Capt. Cook first discovered the
'animal in Australia. When he inquired Its
name Of it native the latter replied, "Kan
garoo," which in the Australian language is
"1 deal know."
Appalled at His Legs,
A person arrayed in full Highland cos-
tume caused terribee commotion in a rail-
way carriage in the Perraohe Station, near
Lewes, Evince. Two ladies who were in
he carriage ahrieked as they saw the awfto
•promote presented by the entry into their
eampartment of a man without pantaloons.
the Highlander, who was on his way to
Nice, nevertheless, took ais seat with Cale
denims coolness, whereupon the ladies
sereamed the louder.
1 t WEB in vain that the apparition in the
garb of old Gall apologized and explained
the situation in bad Frenoh, and equally
'utile were the efforts of the tendon master
who assured the ladies that the gentleman
m the dik, the sporran •and the tartan
iceetwories of properties was perfectly harm
was.' "Yon don't run the shadow of risk,
Mesdames," insisted the 'station master in
ids blandest tones. "The gentleman oomes
#ront a ountry where the men wear petti-
coats and do not wear trousers." Despite
everything, however, which was said in
order to claim their apprehensions, the over-
siraid lady travellers had to be placed in a
cerziage at a safe distance from that in
.471fich rho Caledonian stern and wild had
saken up his piseiticen
A Too Clever Young Mau,
One day Dr. McCosh, when president of
Princeton College, ' came into the mental
pailosopby class and said; "Ah, young
gentlemen, I have an impressiohl Now,
young gentlemen, " continued the Doctor,
as he touched his head with his forefinger*
"can't you tell me what an impression is?"
No answer. "What No one knows?. No one
can toll what an impression is ?" exclaim-
ed the Doctor, looking at the clam "1
know," said young Alan Arthur. An im-
pression is a dent in a soft pleats. "Young
gentleman, "said the Docitor, removing his
hand from his forehead and growing red in
the face, "you are excused for the day."
"If the a ill, eho will, you may depend met
And if she won't, he won't, and there's oi end or%
This may be. said of a good many women
but of none more appropriately than of
Mrs. A. P. Sorenson, of Manistee, Mich.
There was a. new railroad to be built, and
it was to run past Mtn Soreneonn house.
This did not suit the good lady's ideas at
all, and she maxi° up her mind that she
k wouldn't have a railroad track running past
her domicile. She was evidently a female
Rueirin with both will power and poetry
in her cotripoeition. She went out to the
tracklayera and ordered them to " ctleax
out." Naturally they laughed at her and
went on with their work, fifer next move
Was to bring out her rookieg chair
and her work and plant herself across the
right of way. The men picked her up and
set her to one Side out of the road. She
would not stay out of the road, however,
but persisted hi cohabit:My returning with
her rocking doer to the work of obstnue
ing the vandals. Her miens were btotight
out to her she ate, drank and slept on the
track iit devotion to her idea. As the track
moved on Oro moved back, but it was like
ri retreat of the Old Guard, step by step.
She was thirdly arrested and sent to jail,
She brought a verdict agaiptit the rail-
road company for fake impriaoament, and
got One for 6200 and costs, hitt nevertheless,
Hindu Servants.
Indian servants are in many respects like
children, in their helplessness, their naivete,
their timidity, their readiness to be pleased,
their foolishness, their proneness to false-
hood, their strong peraonal atteohment, says
a writer in the "Cornhill Magazine." Even
in their total lack of any sense of humour
they resemble children. No Englishman
could hear Ebglieh spoken in the comically
barbarous way in which the Iiindastani IS
oorrunonly spoken by the British soldiers
without betraying amusement. .But the In -
dime face remains darkly impassive. Not
the fainteob twitch betokens any lurking
laughter. Their love, too, of giving high.
sounding titles is childish in ito prodigality.
Humlele-minded as they are, and with deep-
rooted respeot for alt differences of rank, it
arises from no vulgar Wish to appear other
Eat n what they are, and in its exaggerated
indulgence savours even of sarcasm, A
tailor and a cook both enjoy the privilege of
being addressed by the exalted title of "kal-
ipha," or emperor. The water -carrier is
always gnernadar,". or iniptain, and the
bearer is "Birder," signifying chief among
men, while, as a crowning irony, the sweep-
ers, who ranks but little higher than the
dogs he looks after, is invariably called
"inehter," or prince. The neeessity of keep.
ing a great number of servants, often won-
dered at by dwellers at }WM,is canoed
'chiefly by the waste of time involved by
note prejudice. Instead of homing one din-
ner hour for all, and one man to cook for
all, there are few who are not oblin
ed to cook for themselves. The table
servants cannot eat with the grooms,
nor they with the coachman, nor h e with
sweeper. So each man has twice a day to
light his own 'Dile fire, draw water fromthe
well, and cook hie own bowl of rice—a pro-
ceeding which Watana no small amount or
time. One servant we had waa of the mete
of oil sellers, and he told us there was not
one of our twenty-four other servants with
whom he could eat bread, ie. , if the other
cooked the food, and only one who could eat
with him if he 000ked. We asked him if
this distinction had not ite drawbacks. Be
merely replied that it was the °Inborn—what
could he do? He himself was the humble
recipient of four thin rupees a month, shar•
ed doubtless by a wife and many dusky
youngsters, and yet he would have cheer-
fully submitted to be whipped to death rath-
er than eat anything that had been placed
on our fable. It is drawee how uncomplain
lately men wear the iron fetters forged by the
great goddess custom. They may ridicule
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liven in envious contrast to the inaty Zealots
who worelaip with their lima a god whosdpre-
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mutton, as no beef could be procured." The
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H. M. William, New Jersey.
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notwithstanding the road was blank But t
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KENDALL'S SPAWN CURE.
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Manager Troy Laundry Stables.
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