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Page 2—The Wingham Advance -Times, Thursday, February 17, 1972
Strikes and Spares
COMMERCIAL LEAGUE
The teams in the lower brack-
ets have finally found the right
trail and are o the move. The
Beagles and Mutts upped their
scores by five points while the
Newfies took seven points from
the leaders.
The standings are: Boxers and
Mutts tied at 77; Retrievers 71;
Newfies .60; Collies 57 and Beag-
les 52.
A trio made the 250 -and -up for
singles: Alec Walton with 250,
Reg O'Hagan with 256 and Grace
Walden 251.
Rose Grove took over for Joyce
-Gaunt by having the high single
and triple for the ladies, 265 and
651. Rod Hickey led the men with
a 293 single and a 692 triple..
Thanks to good spares Elaine
and Alec. Walton and Wes Sim-
mons.
THURSDAY NIGHT
As the playoffs are not far
away the teams battle hard to
decide who is best. Gwen's Go -
Getters proved they are with 74
points, Fran's Frumps are there
for second place with 73 and close
behind are Elda's Eggheads with
72; Pat's Panties 71, Aantje's Up -
N -Atoms 69 and last but still
trying, Gail's Goons with 55.
Gwen MacLaurin was in top
form as she captured the ladies'
-high single and triple with a 270
and 799. Great bowling. Terry
Nethery was in rare 'form and
captured the men's honors with
280 and 679. Keep it up Terry.
'The 200 games were more
plentiful this week with Aantje
Robinson having 220 and 255,
Terry Nethery, 280 and 219,
Forni area
car club
' A club interested in the re-
storation and preservation of
antique and classic cars is
presently in the process'of being
formed in the area. The club will
be named "The Maitland Valley
Region, Historic Automobile
Society of Canada". George
Brown of Gorrie has been elected
chairman and president. Harold
Felkar, Kurtzville, will• hold the
office of vice president. Secret-
ary will be Robert Babcock, Lis-
towel, and treasurer, Harold
Cosens, Gowanstown.
' Other executive members in-
cludl safety inspector, Charles'
Hud on, Kurtzville, assisted by
Grant McKenzie, Clifford; ac-
tivities uirector,. Rae Wightman,
. Clifford.
Directors named were Murray
Hill, Owen Sound; Harvey Doug-
las, Atwood, and Lloyd Forler,
Clifford. Other members present
included Doug Gilkinson and Don
McNeil of Listowel.
The club plans their first meet-
ing for Feb., 22 at . Ash's, Rest-
aurant, Gerrie. An 'invitation is
extended to anyone interested in
. antique or classic cars. They may
contact any • member of the
executive for further informa-
tion.
Barry Fryfogle 201, 223 and 241,
Elda Nethery 226, Pat Fryfogle
247, Murray Gerrie 206 and 276,
Gwen MacLaurin 267, 270 and 262,
Toru Robinson 221, Don 'Mont-
gomery 238, 209 and 211, Fran
Gerrie 211 and 221, Gary Brenzil
253 and 202, Harvey Ballagh 205,
Bruce Machan 263.
Bill Stapleton, Bill Montgom-
ery and Kaye Gregg helped us out
as spares. Many thanks.
LEGION LADIES
Ethel Ducharme .came up with
a good effort last week to capture
high single honors with 266 with
Norma Strong only 20 pins behind
to gain second place. The same
pair continued their successful
efforts to run away with the high
triple scores with Mrs. Du-
charme bowling 642 and Mrs.
St1 oug 626.
League standing : Coffee Crisps
73 points, Snack Bars 56, Smart-
ies 44 and Sweet Marie's 37
points.
SENIOR LADIES
This week Mrs. Emily Williams
took all honors in the senior
ladies' league. Her high single
was 163 and high double was 321.
Runner-up in both divisions
was Mrs. -Kay Murray with her
161 single and 315 double.
Good doubles were also rolled
by Mrs. Mary McKinney with 296
and Mrs. l.. Newman with 284.
F ORDWICH MIXED
Randy King 253, 203; Bonnie
Wilson 229; Les Carter 243.., 237;
Mabel 'Gibson 222; Lucille Reid
202; Lyle Foerter 208, 221; Gertie
Lambkin 233, 220; Andrea Eskritt
204; Leone Foerter 207; Elsie
Gauthier 224; Doug Bunker 237,
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257, 214.
High triple, Doug Bunker 708;
high single,' Doug Bunker 257.
Ladies' high single and triple
Gertie Lambkin 233 and 610.
WROXETER LEAGUE
Dick deBoer 237, Mike Newton
219, Glenn McMichael 219, Agnes
Haasnoot 234, Jack Burns 239,
Margaret Timm 217, Ted Smith
211, Ron McMichael 245 and 215,
° Ken Willoughby 201 and 202.
High triples: Ron McMichael
659, Agnes Haasnoot 521.
Wingham rink wins
ladies' bonspiel
A Wingham rink, .skipped, by
Nancy Kennedy, won the Carling
trophy for top score..at the Listo-
wel ladies' invitation curling bon -
spiel held last Tuesday, Feb, 8,
' Playing two 10 -end games, the
Wingham foursome compiled a
total of 43 'points edging out an
Alliston rink skipped by Enid
Graham which had garnered 42"2
. points.
Other players on the Wingham
rink were Mary Williams, Jane
LeVan' and Shirley Kaufman,
Rinks from the following clubs
participated Milverton, Sea -
forth, Monkton, Wingham, Brus-
sels, ' Harriston, Alliston, Palm-
erston, Woodstock, K -W Granite,
Glen Briar and Listowel.
Leafs finish on top.
. Refusing to even jeopardize
their lead in the Novice House
League, "the ' Maple Leafs were
the only team to register a win.
last week, defeating Bruins 4-1.
With regular scheduled play
completed,. the Maple Leafs head
the standings With 36 points, fol-
lowed by Canadiens 28, Hawks 21
and Bruins with 20 points. A play-
off series will start this week with
first and third and second and
fourth place teams meeting in a
best of five series, or whichever
teams may collect six points.
Canadiens and Maple Leafs
tied 3-3 last Monday with Kevin
Netterfield scoring two and
Randy Richey one for Canadiens
and Rick MacLennan answering
with t-wo,and John Storey one for
the Leafs.
Hawks and Bruins each scored
one goal Tuesday night with Brad
Gerrie and Doug McIntyre
registering, for their 'respective
teams. Another 1-1 tie resulted
Thursday night when Danny
Thomas scored ,for Hawks and
Craig Brydges for Canadiens.
Rick MacLennan with two, Leo
Kinahan and Robert Ste. Marie
counted for Leafs in the Friday
game and Bruce McIntyre scored
the lone goal for Bruins.
CHECKING SCORE SHEETS, Bill Hotchkiss ' and Bill
Johnston, judges of play at the senior boys' Four Stepsto
Stardom bowling tournament at Wingham Bowl Sunday
night, give serious consideration to the job. —Staff Photo.
Bill Smiley -Syndicated Canadian
EDITOR'S NOTE: The following
feature on columnist Bill Smiley
is from Town and Country Pub-
lications, Elmvale, Ontario. It
was written by Shirley Whitting-
ton.. Smiley's column is carried
regularly in this paper.
Once a week, an Ontario high
school teacher hunches over his
typewriter and stabs out a salty
little column about things like
mortgages, kids, taxes and the
cruel Canadian winter. Bull
Smiley, who seasons 150 Weekly
newspapers . across Canada with
his personal blend of sugar and
spice, .tells it like it is.
He comments on home life. "It
is something to be borne, like
varicose veins or ingrown toe-
nails."
He tally about family hang-
ups. "Momma's tolerance thins
with the same rapidity as Dad's
hair."
About his job, he says, "Show
me a teacher in June and I'll
show you a character with a
crumpled shirt, a wrinkled brow
and a desperate look in his eye."
He has this to say about the
puzzling business of living: • "The
Sixties produced the millions of
kids who are now a mystery and
terror and ,bewilderment to the
relics of the Frightful Forties."
To readers of his column, Bill
comes across as a wise, irrever-
ent and witty man. It's an honest
projection. He writes the way he
talks. Sitting in his favourite
chair—an uncomfortable straight
backed job -he'll curl one hand
around a drink and run the other
through his thinning white hair.
He listens, while conversation
flows around him, then delivers a
wry and usually definitive com-
ment, in a voice as comfortable
as a rusty porch swing. This wiry.
unsentimental wisdom is the rea-
son acquaintances from eight to
80 ask him for advice. This is why
ex -students 'invite him to their
' weddings, anal why every female
he meets falls a little bit in love
with him.. And this is why a clip-
ping, from a Saskatchewan, news-
paper describes him as "by far
our most popular syndicated
columnist".
Bill. was born in Perth, Ont.,
and was studying at Victoria Col-
lege when World War Two began.
He joined the RCAF, became a
Typhoon pilot and took . part in.
many dangerous missions, 'like
hitch hiking 380 miles , on a forty
hour pass to see a girl. He re-
gards this escapade with the
-same puckish spirit as . the time
he had to circle an airfield for a
couple of hours with a live bomb
hanging from his wingtip. The
chaps down below wouldn't let
him land until they had cleared
away all the men and machines:
"I landed", he says, "like a
mouse in kid gloves walking on
eggs. Then I rant like a bat out of
hell, in flying boots, with a. para-
chute bumping .on my bum:"
The high times were abruptly
interrupted in 1944 when he was
shot down over Holland and im-
prisoned by . the . "Germans. ' He
came home with .a knee disabled
by an S.S. boot, and. with plans to
complete his Honour English
course at U. of T. There he met
his dark -eyed wife, and he's been
announcing ever since that she is
the root of all his troubles.
They had only been married a
few months, subsisting on love
and 'very little money, when bi-
ology threwa spanner into the
works. Iyy (Susie to her ,friends)
became pregnant and Bill de-
veloped TB. After a year of
separation—he in a sanitorium'.,
she at home in Wiarton—they
both resumed their college
careers, burning the midnight oil
with a baby son as well as a stack
of text books. Bill had.his eye on
post -graduate studies in English
with , a view to ' teaching, , but
tragedy 'intervened.
• Ivy's brother-in-law, the editor
of the Wiarton Echo was drowned
and there was nobody to take
over the paper. Bill stepped into
the breach and for years he lived
"the happy harried life of a small
town newspaper editor, rushing
to get ads out, covering council
meetings and Women's Institute
meetings." In addition, he wrote
a personal column, free from edi:
tonal and reporting restrictions.
The little column caught on. Soon
other -editors were picking it up
and some of them paid him as.
much as 50 cents a Week for it.
Before long over eighty weeklies
were reprinting Smiley's Sugar
and Spice, and the proofreading,
mailing and billing became a
family industry for Bill, Ivy and
the youngsters, Hugh and Kim.
When the Telegram Syndicate
offered to market Bill's column,
everybody was delighted. No
mon—sticky—tongues—from nicking
envelopes and stamps!
Although he was established as
an editor and columnist, the urge
to teach lingered in Bill. Off he
went to O.C.E. Ivy managed «the
paper, juggling interviews, news
reports and the management of a
home and family with cheerful
efficiency.
He began his teaching career in
Midland, where he iS now head of
the English Department of MSS.
Lately he has joined the Argyle
Syndicate. The Telegram tried to
retaliate by featuring another
well known columnist in Smiley's
format, ,but his loyal readers
weren't fooled. As far as they're
concerned, Bill Smiley is irre=
placeable.
Proof of his readers' affection
and involvement arrivgs in his
mailbox almost every day. When
he mentioned a few years ago
that his daughter Kim 'was dan-
gerously ill with hepatitis, a flood
f letters arrived, with prayers
for her recovery. When he said
that, in his opinion, cable TV was
exploitation, he was visited by
two officials from a large cable
network, who suggested that per-
haps he was duly kidding and
would like to retract or modify
his statement in a later. column..
He wasn't. He didn't. Last year
he wistfully remarked that he'd
like, to get away from', it all and
enjoy a summer vacation with' his
wife—perhaps in the form of an
auto trip across Canada. Invita-
tions flowed in, offering every-
thing from deep'sea fishing in the
Maritimes to dancing under the
stars in British Columbia. A
column commenting on the
Baha'i religion inspired a spirited
if ungrammatical, reply from an
irate - Westerner.
For a writer like Bill, a colour-
ful family is a definite asset. His
wife, to whom he h -as referred.
variously as "the Old Lady";
"the Battle Axe", or "the Boss",,
.is in reality, an intelligent and at-
tractive lady who gets fan mail of
her own. She's as interested in
writing and reading as he is, and
plays a mean game of chess. ,If
occasionally she does something
wacky, like setting the mantle
piece afire at Christmas, it's. all
grist for Bill's mill.
Daughter Kim, a beautiful red-
head with a blinding smile; is
currently a student at E rindale,
College, where she is earning
' professional raves -for her writing
ability. Smiley's readers know all
about her. They have been fol-
lowing her exploits through Bill's
column, from her first' music
festival to her summer hitch -hik-
ing adventures.
Hugh, Bill's handsome son,, was
also at university, and Smiley af-
ficianados remember columns
about his piano recital; his sum-
mer working 'on the boats and the
time he broke a finger Indian
wrestling in Mexico. _
Bill's attitude to his kids is a
typical blend of sugar and spice.
"Those selfish brats?. Let them
look after themselves. I'm" going
to enjoy ;1M without worrying
about a pair of rotten ingrates."
As he says this, he writes out a
healthy cheque to help with col-
lege expenses.
Is writing• the column ever a
chore? Yes, says Bill. "It has to
be in the- mail every Tuesday
night, and every minute writing it
is hard work. I hate it except
when it's finished. Then I either
feel the glow of knowing it came
off, or a small work of misery
starts eating away at me and I
can't eradicate it until the „next
column."
Will he ever write the Great
Canadian Novel? "There, are
quite a few of them around al-
ready," he says, "by fellows like
Callaghan, Richler, Hugh Garner
and Jack Ludwig. As long as I'1m
reabhing, .I won't have time to
-Start anything so ambitious."
Because „there are never
enough hours in the day, Bill
often has to turn down invitations
to speak, or to conduct writing
seminars The few speaking en-
gagements he has undertaken
have proven to be memorable -oc-.
casions for his listeners. To a
high school graduating class he
said, "Tonight, I'm supposed to
speak to you about good reading
habits... The choice of speaker
was a hilarious piece of miscast-
ing." In 1971, he opened a speech
to the top officials of the Royal
Canadian Legion this way: "You
must wonder what a . '.. piddling
little one-time flight -loot is doing
addressing such an august body.
And I wondered the same."
He has served on the panel of
judges for the Stephen Leacock'
Award for several years, a .role
he enjoyed because it kept him
abreast of developments in Cana-
dian writing, a subject in which
he is intensely interested.
His ambitions are stated in this
snippet from an old column:
"When I'm 85, I want to be known
in the Nursing Home as `that old
devil Smiley, who pinches your
bottom every time you pass his
wheel chair."
In the meantime, every. Tues-
day night Bill returns to his cen-
tury -old brick house and dumps
the day's crop of unmarked es-
says or exams on the kitchen
table, He, settles himself at his
typewriter with a drink, (any-
thing wet—Coke, coffee, beer,
tea,) and percolates his weekly
ration of wry comment. Then he
starts rapping with the folks in
Collingwood and Seaforth and
High River and about a hundred
other very important places in
Canada.
WHITECHURCH
Victor Wybenga, student min-
ister, is spending this week,
Reading 'Week, at his home here.
Mr. and Mrs. Bill Robertson
and girls of Bluevale were Sun-
day visitors with Mr. and Mrs.
Donald Dow and family.
Nc viNovices lase
to Mississauga
Mississauga Novices andthe
Wingham aggregation served up
an exciting game in their exhibi-
tion tilt at the weekend with the
visitors finishing ahead 8-?.
At the end of the second period
Wingham led 5-2 but Mississauga
got stronger as play progressed
and tied the score in short orddec
then surged ahead to gain an 8-6
lead.
Wingham put on tremendous
pressure in the final two minutes
and came very close to scoring on
three occasions and eventually
scored .to .- cut into the visitors'
lead but could not get the tying
goal:
Cub News
By Mike Beattie
Our Cub meeting was held•Feb-
ruary 10th. Following an exciting
game o6 dodge ball, =la InL
l-
duced Mrs. Vaughan Slack to
the pack.
Mrs. Slack gave us an interest-
ing demonstration on handicrafts
and then showed us how to make
pencil holders from used soup
cans which we could take home.
After thanking Mrs. Slack,
Akela distributed the following
badges: Doug Taylor, Readers
and Artists; Mike Beattie,
Collectors and Athletes. The
meeting, was closed with a
"mouse howl".
There will be a parent and son
banquet at the Wingham United
Church on February 23rd.
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