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'YOUNG FOLKS.,
Little Honora MuUally
Poor little Honore
Ab the c/oso Of the Thaultegiving DaY,
Was ettoading in front of her alley, ,
A-wetohieg some children at play.
Her gown was a wonderful garment,
All patches from thoulde,r to Men,
Aed bet and her shoes— well, I , beg yonnl
excuse
Any further remark e ?About them.
But poor little Bonora MnUaiIy
Hada face juat as bright as could be,
And no flOWerS in =Mitre- or valley
Was ever as pretty as she.
And so thought an old woman, woo pestling,
Stopped a moment to smilingly pay,.
"Why, bless you dear heart, I am sure
you have had
A very good elinuer it:relay."
"Y1a indade," said Honore, klullally,
I dtd : for my frind Mrs, Down
tlade bape of sweet-taters that Sallie,
Her sitter, behed lovely and brown,
W id—oh raa'am if you could but have seen
it 1—
The fetter and foinest of bine.
Anti they giv' me the gizzard and neck of
that him
And all of the set eetdater skins,"
--lierper'a Young People.
THE $POT ON 1:1IS NAME.
BY REV. EDWARD A, RAND,
"Huth—hum—hum 1'
It wae the sound of life in the old yellow
school-houtie at the Oilmen, a bee -hive lium
intensified. Everybody was busy with
work and mischief behipd the old erred
deeke where three generatious had nestled.
" Too much noise 1" snouted the master
behind a table on the platform. "Now go
on, everybody in the spellingmlass. Tam-tol-
o-gy 1" he yelled to e. row of Bohol/re before
him. The spelliegmlass opened its mouth
as wide as possible, and in ohorut began to
shout out the syllables of tautology-
" Oh, dear 1" aaid a hoy, Bob Hawkins.
•on the back seat, " I can t study I" It was
a relief to leek cut of the window OD the
greet sea pushing a current of amethyst up
the creek near by, coverirg the yellow fl tts,
everlaying the strips of black mud along
the shores. ".However," he said to him-
self energetically, " I will, will study. So
here goes 1"
As he turned back to his books, an elbow
that, ever since he knew anything, had al
ways seemed to be in the way, struck a big
Pohool atlas. Slam 1 it went upon the
floor.
"Who's that ?" howled the master. He
was a man of fierce energy, and bad o big
head of red hair, and when Reeee B tker
shook bis mane he was terrible. " Who's
that ?" he demanded again. In his domin.
ion it was a orinie to drop a book upon the
floor. "The sound came from the back
seats. That you, Bob ?"
The schoolanester was a good shot this
tinae. Hob's awkward, borrid elbow had
sent the atlas to the floor and he very Well
knew it, but When the master aeked that.
qaestion, popping at him like a ziflemhot,
S. b blushed, etammered and replied,
no. sir I"
Thescholars in the neighborhood of Bob
ihaew who:did it, but when Reette Baker in-
sisted upon pressing this question, " Any-
body round there know anything about it ?
not a tongue moved. A spell of awe hushed
the back seats into silence.
"Who dropped that book ?" shrieked the
master, his face reddening iuto a shade like
that of hair. Up sprang a chubby little
girl half down the feminine side of the 2012°01
holm. "Me, tir 1" she piped.
It was Susie Boardman, the bare foot.,
blue-oved child of Skipper Sam„ the -fisher-
nen. She was a kind of pet for"Boh, living
near him and Sheltered by him behind the
folds of his big coat on stormy. days.
"Me, sir l' she piped again'having seen
the book as it fell from Bob's desk and de.
termin.ed to shield her favorite. The school
began to laugh.
" Sit down, e ou little booby 1" commanded
the stormy pedagogue. "You are not big
cuough to lift a hook that could make such
a noise as that. You don't know enough to
make a cup of catnip tea."
This was a phrase current in the neigh-
borhood and the equivalent of great ince-
paeity. Susie felt this out of the master's
words falling like a whiplash. • She planted
her plump, brown hands on thedesk and in
disgrace bowed her head upon them.
"Who dropped that book, I want to
know ?" called out the teacher.
" I did, sir
This reply was frora thOight quarter.
There stood Bob on his feet, his face Grim.
soned, but the excitement only lent new
beauty to his features. Everybody called
Bob Hawkins "a harthome boy." Susie
twisted her face round and shyly with her
moist blue eyes, like melting impphires,
glatwed. at Bob. Stroh a look of trust and
admiration It comforted the boy on the
back seat.
"You 'did it 7 You said you did not do it,
How will yon explain that contradiction,
sir 7' pompously asked the master.
"1 didn't tell the truth, the first time.'
"
You didn't ! Why didn't yoa 7''
"1 don't know, sir."
This was a fact. Bob dM not know wby
he lied the first time. He was like some
other unfortunates, who lo one moment of
timidity are surprised into a fasehood they
are thoroughly salaamed of.
" 'You may take the book you dropped,
go to the wittelow near the road and hold
that book up so that all going by may see
e au and two it. There is a spot on your
asane you eught to get
• Looking very foolish, Bob went to tim
window, held up his book but held down his
bcad.
" Now, Susie, you may go to the other
window and look out," shouted Reese.
Su.ele ahnost eprueo, but of her seat in her
tegerness to share Bob' e diegitace and, gig.
gling veent to the window to vetetoh the tied
arel the clouds and the dusty roads.
Bob did not giggle. He smarted under
tl 3 stroke of thea charge of a epot on his
name. It the master had dropped vitriol
on i3eit's skin the meat could not have been
Wor00.
An hour htter Bob and Susie were gaing
home together. The echoolmester went in
the same direction, bet they alloWed Reese
Bek as to move oil ahead. '
"Don't you mind what he said," advised
Stisto, lookieg up into Bobti face.
"Well, I was a fool to say 'no,' and if 1
had thooght I woeldn't have said it, far I
debit believe in lying, tio crate at roe CC),
like a lion, oinking hie heed, that my sensor
left Mo. I don't went hint to think I got a
spot on tiny Mime beceame I intended to."
don't, Bob," comfortingly saki Sasie,
tenting her trusting eyes of blue toward
hint, • "1 don's thlak you got a spot."
“IIiish 1" he tinewered, They Were near
the ()reek, It was not wide but deep
eoough at high tidelo cover. up the telleet
grenadier. Two beams had. been stretched
kora bank to bank and boarde laid cross-
wise upon them. It was a rude strueture,
without any railing, but could be pafely
croesed, provided one did oot go near the
k,dge.
"Hush 1" said Bob, agein. He hinted
end listened auxtously. Susie atopped alto.
It mime diatiectly now, a cry, " Help -
pp 1"
" Somebody is in the great," said Bob,
bounding away. Be did pot say it was
Reese Baker, but he thought so. And, thews
he was in the oreek, the water up to his
breast and he was pitifully bawling
" Help.p p, Bob I I 'aiii on a rock," be en-
citedly screamed. "Tide's coming:en and I
can't swim."
Bob knew what the eituation was. Reese
had fallen into the creek and wits standing
on a rock that he bad reached eomehow.
Bob had swam in the creek and knew that
if Reese ehoulcl step off from that rock in
any direction save that down stream, be
would go over his head.
"Mr, Baker, you do as I say and you
will come out all right."
"Say, you take that spot off," cried Su.
sie to the sohoolmaeter, stamping her foot.
"Susie, you keep still," said Bob. " Mr
Baker, you put your feot off on the sideot
the rook down stream and you will find you
can wade there—"
"1 have been trying to touch bottom on
different aides and I can't."
"You try where I tell you."
Should the sohoolmaeter try the I: ottern of
the creek down stream? lt looked so chilly
in that direction.
"Tide is coming 1' warned Bob, running
to the bank nearest the schoolmaster. Yes;
and what if it covered his breast, covered
his chin, covered his mouth, covered hioa
away up to the crown of his head and be-
yood ? "Here, give us your hand," eaid
Bob, boldly walking out. The schoolmaster
oripped that proffered hand.
"Now bear away to your left," directed
Bob. "Dont be afraid. That's it. Follow
me." Reese Baker was quickly ashore.
" Well, I am obliged to you, Bob. I was
going over the bridge, foolishly reeding,
and before I thought, over I went."
That's the way 1 told that lie."
"Oh, don't you care for that. You have
washedthat spot off. I'll make it all right
in the morning, in school."
110CH0 Baker kept his word. But Susie
did not feel that her serount with the mat. -
ter was balanced.
Twenty years passed. Bob Hawkins and
his handsome wife were entertaining A
guest that complained of amlight indisposi-
tion.
"Jast try my wife's famous herb tea," re
commended Bob.
"Oh, gladly, said the guest, and he
readily drauk it.
"There 1 exclaimed the guest. "Better
already.'
"Mr. Baker," said Mrs. Bob, " you once
told me in sch3131 I could not make catnip
tea. What do you think now ?"
"Capital 1 I take that all hack.ti,
Susie Hawkins milled and thought, "We
are even."
....--searrametwaiewmomwe----
Generosity and Thrift,
It is very easy to win a reputation f or gen-
erosity. You have only to give waiters,
railway porters, &Anon, and crossing.sw, eep-
erg a shiiline where anybody else would give
sixpence; to make a good many presents of
trilling value, and chiefly to pereens Zona
whom you hope to get something in return;
and to take care that the fame of these mag-
nanimous actions shall be well bruited
abroad—and your character as a generous,
wholemouled being is established.
• It is very noble to be liberal, int not at
other people's expense. The old copy.book
maxim is a vtry vowel one: "Be just
before yeu are generous," If your liberality
hinders you from paying what you owe to
your buteher or your tailor, you are not just
to him ; nor, it may be added, are you really
generous, but only lavish.
But avoid meanness and stinginess. Give
away as much as you please, the more the
better, elways provided that nobody but
yourself suffers by your giving, that the
person benefited by in is worthy, and that
it is done without ostentation.
The truly generous man is he who denies
hhnself some luxury, or better still, some
necessary, in order that he may have where-
with to give to those who are in need. The
millionaire, with his £40,000. a year, often
gets greal praise for his gifts of £1,000,
12,000, £3,000, or even £10,000 ; and when
his donations reach a quarter of a million,
statues are erected to hia memory, and
peens ate sung in his praise. But in all
probability the signing of his big check
does not entail the sacrifice of the smallest,
pleasure or the slightest gratification. Tin.
Less be gambles on the turf or the stook ex.
change, he cannot spend on himself inore
than a certain not very large annual amount;
and there is therefore no very marvelous
generosity in his handing over the earplur
to one in' half a dozen charitable orge.nizas
tions. '
Ds. Blonsfield, afterwards Bishop of Lon-
don, began life with a determination to give,
if possible, one fifth of his annual income in
charity. When he ,became rich he gave
away one.third of his income for charitable
purposes. Durirg his tenure of the fee of
London he gave away not much less than
£150,000. It is an open secret that Mr.
Ruskin has stripped himself of the bulk of
his fortune thet he may teach English
artieene to love vvhat is beautiful. These
are examples of true generosity.
There is a Mose relation betveeen gener-
osity and thrift. The thrifty man has
always a reserve upon which to draw for
charitable purposes. In bet ovolonce, as in
businesa, A, without being in the least
degree stingy. can make tt" shilling go fur-
ther than Je s half-crown. Some men have ,
the knack, by a careful adaptation of means
to ends, of vetting or gowning to get a far
greater rettim for their money than others.
This is a science well worth cultivating,
What a pieture of thrift does good old
Hugh Latimer give in one of his sermons 1 I
"My father," he said, "had no land of his
own, but only a farm of three or four pounds
a year at the utmost;; and hereon he tilled
so much as kept half a dozen men. He had
a walk for an hundred sheep, and my mother
milked thirty kine, He kept his son tit
ached till he went to the university and
maintained him there. He married his
daughtera with five p unels, or twenty noi
Wee, apiece. He kept hospitalitywith his
neighbora, and some alum he gave to the
poor; and all this he did out of the said
ant',
CURIOUS SIGHTSiNCOREA
,
corea bate eine Of the best elimateii in the
'world and its .mineral resources are Blinoet
altogether undeveloped. Gold is fotnid' in
all 'et tbe eight provinces of Corea', but the
mines have so far exited only ill eeveral,
The unit of money is the copper or brats
Din0 known as the "cash," of which it takes
more than 1,31)0 to make it Mexican dollar
worth t here 75 ceots. ;It odets. in the
, „ ,
ladieearevery glad to gee fetreign.ladies, but
f eW et them aim able to retuto the ealle.: Una of
them told an American friend of mine that
she found it very bard to leadortch a seclud-
ed, life and she lortged tor the (materna of
ear 'country All careen ladies smoke.
They have their polite watts of bowinto end
their code of etiquette, and mote, few of them
rule their hualsands. The laws of divorce
are almost altogether on the husba.nd's side
and widows among the better 01AFIR do not
neighborhood of 00,000 caeh, to travel nThrrY D'aR'iDi
from the sea coast to the capital and mo oulY women who have the right ' to be
seen by men oettede their own families are
back, aod it. is the cestom in trayelling in
the dancing girls, and these are muoil Moe
the interior of Corea to take an extra, peck
the Geiebae of Japan. They are called in
horse alorg to carry your money. Each '
aein hat a spare hole in it „d the eanneen at feasts and there are many famous clamors
who aro employed especially to appear be -
way of putting them lip Js in gran& ' of fore the Ring. These girls wear fine dresses
huroiretie hung on straw corda of abont the
Ten dollars is a c't Bilk and they Whiten *tit' shine with
thickness of a clothes line. poWder and paint. They. wing in a eort ole
load for a man arid $30 would break down a chant and their dance Is a series of ere-
mule if the journeY was long.
turing, like that ot the same class of girls
Considering the poverty of Corea one
might Suppose that the foreigners there bad
a hard life. This ia far hien the case.
They,have comfortable homes at Seoul, and
think provisions, which come in large part
from China, ore plenty and good. They
have a ploaaant society amongthennielveeo
play tennis, have concerts, and '041 far as I
can hearare the most free from social bicker.,
inge and strife of of the foreign ooloriles
of the Western Pacific+, Their • lives are
reasonably safe, except ini such outbreaks as
that of last June, when Some of the aoth
foreign fanatics among the natives started
the story that the foreign devils were teast-
ing on Corean babies. 'Then for a time it
looks rquany an the troops have to be
OantAl` from one of our men-of-war which
usually lies in the baiter ot Chetnulpo.
The foreigner keep indoors, the King sends
out a proclamation, the Coreans quiet down
anelitis again all quiet on the river which
nowsbyso'
A WORTHLESS NOBILITY.
Corean society is divided into three classes,
the Ring, the nobles and the comtnon people.
The Latter live in thatched huts and they are
the poorest of the poor. The nobles or yang
Lan are the curse of the couiitry. They own
allthe lands and live by squeezing the -people
who till them for them. The better of them
dress in gorgeous silks. They never ge, on
the street without having a lot of retainers
at•out them.
what a -wonderful city is Seoul. Its 300,-
000 people are made up of strange characters,
and my eyes have been bobbing abort like
the rays in a kaleidoscope in my efforts to
appreciate it all. Everything is new and
every new thing is strange. The big wall
which surrounds the city is a wonder, and
its three great gates are more wonderful dill.
They are clotted every night at sunset with
tron.plated woodenWoors, and after this time
none outside the city can get in, nor oan any
inside the city get out.
The city does sleep, too. Its people go to
bed with the shadows of the evening, and
by the -law the man or boy who is out after
dark is bound to be whipped. Women
have the right to go about at night, and
foreigners are never halted as are the Core-
ans. Such lanterns as are ustd are of , the
tiniest shape, and they consist of a frame
work holding a oandie with a thin gauze
cloth thrown over it. - There is a great bell
in the centre of Seoul, and this is rung early
in the morning for the opening of the gates.
This bell is in the middle of the long wide
street which divides Seoul in halves, and it
forme the beart of the capital. About it
aretheincipal shops, and it is the centre
oftrade.
. ,
Corean stores are of the size of a large
drygoods box. They are arranged around
narrow courts with a little platform about
two feet wide running around their outside
• and forming it sort of shelf two feet high,
going entirely around the acorn OA to this
shelf or porch each store opens,' and the
merchant its onside his etore and not in
Iit. He has a curtain in front of his goods
and he brings out piece by piece as you
ask for it. He keeps his hat on while he
trades and smokes during the whole trans -
:talon. Sitting on his heels, he does not
apparently care whether you buy or not,
and lam told tha.t he coneiders that a large
order :should bring ft much higher .con3par-
ative price than a smaller one.
-
THE WORSHIP THEIR STOMACHS.
None of the shops of Seoul are, however,
large, and the trade of: is capitel elf 300,C00
people is made up of what the Yankees
would call a whittling business. The
loudest.mouthed and most enteryrising per-
sons in the whole city seem to be the yen
ders of roasted chestnuts. They are little
boys with their hair parted in the middle
like girls and braided in one tightly .woven
cord down the back. Their stock usually
consists of abut a quart of chestnuts, and
they have a litthi pan of coals over which
they roastthein wlaile you wait. Another
thriving trade seems to be the cook -shops,
whets all sorts of Corean dainties, from raw
fish to toasted liver, are served up on little
'round tables afoot high , and 'about fifteen
ineliee in diameter. These have four or five
little legs, and if you ender a dinner the boy
servant of the cook shop will lift up the
table centaining the dishes, balance it on his
bead and walk off with it with the legs of
the table hanging down about his neck.
Such dishes as I saw were not at all appe-
tizing, end everything was seasoned highly
with red peppers.
• The roofs of the country huts are now
covered with red, peppers, and 1 see them
sold by the bushel in the market near the
wide street of the bell. The Comma may
use them as appetizers. They have, it
seems, an ever. preseot craving for food, and
tbey make their bellies their goda. To eat,
to smoke, to deep and to &gnat are, to all
outward appearances, the chief employments
, of the people, and to be fat in Corea is a
sign of wealth. A big stomach is an honor,
and the very small children, in the country
distriots, in the Summer, who, I blush to
say, rarely wear more than a little jecke i
coming down two inchee below the itempits
are in nine cases out of ten pot-bellied. The
skin of their abdomens is stretched like is,
drummtead, and is leading authority on
Corean life says that mothers, in oraer to
increase the size of the stomachs of their
children, Eituff them date after day with rice,
padding tbem on the stone -eh to press down
the Contents and make Wenn for more.
' Corearinedies fume in place in the beck of
the house to themselves,. Fashion in drew:
does not change with them and their lived
are those of almost perfect desolation. Therm
you see on the street ate the common women,
or servants, , and these have green wowns
over their hen& and their dressee, which, I
am told, are ant niter the same style as
those of the ladies, and consist al is thews
skirt with is waistband about a foot wide'
whioh (mime tip an c aeps t dr breasts
s ueezing them almost like a tomb Over
tine conies a short jacket with sleeves whioh
when wrinkled plainly Stumm the decollette
dividing of yellow akin between belt anti
waist. The only jewelry I POO is in the
Imirpine, vrhioh are in some meg twelve
inches long and art big around as your lit -Ile
finger. They ere made �f silver and jade
and sometimes have knobs on there as big
as the hand et 4 twolcar-eld baby. The sem 1
. vante of the place wear a peak et falee heir ori
their heads coiled in thick rolis. 'The °orient '
She Confused Him.
Climbhigh (melinirg to eetithnentality)—
Oh 1 my dear Mrs, Sil tier, Would it please
yoe if I were he abseet myself for an indef.
inite period from my native land? Mrs.
Sohlen—Fer frem it. She ;laid it in Paoli in
arch way that Climohigh turned red and
seemed lost ip meditation on the exact mean.
hig of her words, '
in Japan. Muly of them become ooncu-
blues and concubinage is common in Corea.
FRARR G. CaurEiNnrgn,
An Intelligent Monkey.
The faculty of imitation is often shown in
the eimplest actions of mankind. Nearly
everybody is prone to imitation in :tome
amnia or other, Oar anceators, the apes,
perhaps, left us this characteristic tendency.
There is no trait BO strong in the make up
of the average monkey as the love of imita-
tion.
A few months ago I remember seeieg an
aged and exceesively ugly ape solemnly
seated in a cage at the London Zoological
gardens reading a torn newspaper sheet. He
occupied a corner away feom the noisy
crowd of his owneace who swung and
fought and soreameid it:Abe centre of the big
prison, with the paper on his knees, and his
hands clasped around his blue muzzel. He
never lifted his eyes from the paper, and
the younger monkeys seemed to understand
than they must not disturb the student.
:1 celled a, keeper's abtention to the epee -
tied°, and he said: "The old lnute' has otAy
recently taken up the trick. Lately I've
been in the habit of reading the morning
paper close to his cage in the forenoon when
there are not many visitors 'about. That
monkey, whom we can Toth, has no doubt
watched inc carefully, and when I came near
the bars this afternoon he begged piteously
fot the paper I held in my hand. I gave
hin a, sheet, and he's been reading it ever
einoe. "
• The Wickedness of Eastaahdon,
No one has a better right to epeak with
authority on the moral and physical con.
ditiori of the lower orders in Imam, than
the Bishop of Wakefield, for when he gives -
an opinion on that subject he speaks what'
he know l and testifies of what' he has "seen.
It is well, then, to find that he is anything
but a pessimiet on the subject. In the cur-
rent Contemporary he strongly condemns
the exaggerate a etories which have been
told aboutthe supposed wickedness, violence
and profanity of East London. He says "Whatever vices and miseries them are,
ib is improving, steadily improving, rapidly
improving. Of this there is abundant evi-
dence. I know The SittEr Cry told us the
poor were getting poorer, the wretched more
wretched, the wicked more wicked. Nothing
oan be more diarnetricallenopposed to feet.
Everyavailble test ,contrediets such sense.
tional and unfounded assertions. Yet thbegs
are bad enough still: There is a stratum of
society which is horribly corrupt and in
-which low, repulsive vice has ite home. It
could not be otherwise where so vast a mass
of the least welloff, as well as of the least
eduhated and least refined, are herded to.
gether so closely."
French Ship Oanal.
•
Six hundred thousand Frenchmen have in.
vested their savings in the canal. NO Gov-
ernment could live with their enmity. The
loss of life has been something awful, even
when it is remembered that to construct the
Panama railway it cost one life for entity
yard. In one month the Canal Company
lost by death sas officers and men. The porn -
party has already filled two cemeteries. The
number of graves in the last one is 3,889.
Yet the greatest number of men employed
at one time was 15,000, and the averagenum-
her was not more than 7,000. At least $300,-
000,000 have been spenf and there appears to
bo no chance of raising another dollar for the
completion of the work.
Christmas Gifts.
BY JoRN IMDIR, TORONTO.
Oh 1 happy 6V0 ! that ushers in the day
Of all the year the best to young and old I
This night our thoughts take wings and soar
away
To Bethlehem's plains, where shepherds
tend their fold.
Angelic strains are borne upon the wind
Of "peace on earth, good -will to all man.
kind ;"
See 1 yonder star of promise that doth bring
Our eager footsteps to earth's new-born
king,
There pay we homage to the Holy Child
Born in is manger—'mid surroundings wild—
:Where 'wise men feom the East" pour at
His feet
Earth's finest spices rare and
sweet
Oh 1 let our Christmas offerings ever be
A portion of. our best, oh, Lord, to Thee!
A Relative by Marriage.
A jolly Englishman, now is clergyman in
this country, shortly after his marriage to a
courttrygirl in old England, WTA walking
with her on the streets of Liverpool when
suddenly a large donkey etepped up on the
pavement in front of them. Mr. B. stopped,
threw up his hands, and exclaimed,"My
dear, is that any relative of yours ?"
yes," she said, with is merry twinkle in her
eye, "but only since my marriage:" Subject
dropped,
A New York season of opere in Germany
cost the trifle of $200,000. This mei:ides,
$105,000 for artiste' salaries and $40,000 for
the magnificent orchestra. 'Thereat le spout
OD scenery, costumes, chorus, BlIpEf3 and
ballet.
Waterloo veterens are still to be found in
Prance, butit is doubtful if there are alive
at t6 present moment- many old campaign-
ers who returned front Meecow under
Murat, in the dieestrons retreat of the
Grand Army in November, 1812. One if
those werriorti, at least, Wives in Betcleaux;
and be will be 108 years old on December 4
next—that is to say, on the seventy-sixth
anniversary, or thereabouts, of the day
when Napoleon issued his famons Twentn.
ninth Bulletin at IVIalodoczno and when,
leaving the command of the army to the
Ring of gaPieflo he set out for Paris. This
i
veteran, who, s a roligh ortgin—by; name
Zaletskiedives at No, 4, Rue ttooq, 13or-
deaux, add is hi receipt from the State of is
magnificent pension of forty franes
month.
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May do for a: stupid bo
,
to reeognize‘the want of a tonic a
sees his child' languishing daily and ,
what can be said for the parent
blood-puritler ? Formerly, a course
bitters, or sulphur and molasses, was the
• rule in nreil-regulated. families; but now
141, intelligent ,households keep Ayer's
Sarsaparilla, which is at once pleasant
..to the taste, and theenost Searelling and
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Nathan S. Cleveland, 27 E. Canton at.,
Boston, writes "My daughter, now 21
• years old, wits in perfect health, until a
year ago when she began to complain of
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, indigestion, and loss of appetite:, con-
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in impure blood, and induced her to take
Ayer's Sarsaparilla. Tnis medicine soon
restored her blood -making organs to
healthy action, and in due time retstah-
fished her former health. I find Ayer's
Sarsaparilla, a most valuable remedy tor .
the lassitude and debility incident to
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jr, BroolclYn PoWer Co.,
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Pills. After their use, I feel fresher and
stronger to go through the summer."
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How to Tell Pure Water.
Pure water is colorless, orlorlese, tasteless.
To ascertain whether it is colorless, fill a
large bottle made of colorless glees with
water; look through the water at some dark
object, if it has any color, it will then be
discovered.
To ascertain whether the water is odorleee,
pour out route of the water and leave the
'bottle half full; cork the bottle and place it
for a few hours in a warm place; shake up
the water, remove he calk, and ethically
smell the air contained in the bottle. If it
has any smell, particularly if the odor is reie
pulsive, the water should not be useetfik do.
mastic purposes. By ,heating tho water an
odor is evolved that would not otherwise
appear.
The water should also be without taste,
Water fresh from the well is usually neve-
puireecril3le oreanic matter.
less, even Hit contains a largAellawmaotueurldfoorf
domeatio purposes should be perfectly taste-
less and remain BO even after it hag biett
warmed, since warming eftete developis
taste in water which is absent when cold. wi
Great Ocean -Depths.
The British surveying hip Egeria, under
the command of Captain P. Aldrich, R. N.,
has reeently made two vtry deep zee sound-
ings. Aocording to Nature, these depths
were 4,295 fathoms and 4,480 fathoms (egual
to five English miles). The latter -was lit
latitude 24 deg. 37 min. south, longitude
175 deg. 8 min. west • the former about
twelve miles to the southward. The greatest
known ocean deptb, 4,655 fathoms, was oft;
Mined by the United States steamer. Two
carora, off the nortmeasb °taut of Japan.
The Challenger expedition found an abyss of
4,475 fathoms south of the Ladrone blends,
and the United Sta , es ship Blake discovered
one of 4,561 fathoms north of Porto Rico.
But the depths sounded by Captain Aldrich
exceed by more than a mile any previously
found in auy of the Southern oceanti.—[N.
Y. Herald.
Iicw to Cook a Grouse, .,
J.
The primitive cookery which attends
" Camping out ' is always immensely pope -
lar among those who have Iroteken them-
selves temporarily eo the woods and fields.
Its coeking formulas are not elaborate, and
neither are they inwery common circulation,
One: hoverer, set down by the author of
"A ramble in Britieb Columbia," may be
worth copying.
We sat round the firm six in number, ADJ3
one began operations by plucking thd
grouse and sticking it on a long skewer,
which was fixed in the ground so that it
leaned is little ever, the fire. Thus it was
routed for about half an hour.
Then some one woke up and said: "I
think I should put A scrap of onion in id"
So another took kyr or five onidas, and
crammed them'with difficulty, into the in.-
terior of the bird. Then the roastbag pro-
c,eeded for a space.
"1I should turn it, like this," said another,
..
by and by, whereupon he tuitsed it upside
down, and he onions rolled out upon the
grass, and were planed upon the firo, and
their perfume was grateful.
Then another searcher after truth odd,
aoletnnly : " I think it ought to be eplit,"
and it was split, and again the roasting
Wen r on.
Finally, an impatient one said: "Let's
finish the old thing in the morning 1" and it
was placed outside the lodge to cool. While
there, a wanderer trod upon it and rolled
iti n the and, and in the morning being
faozen harder than a rock, it Wah divided
with dfffioulty and a headset, and f ed,
and with one voice the people cried et
" DeeliciouS I" . • ,
1,
A 'deirnire sombre. dressed juryinan claim-
i.u, indancholy voice, exemption from
serving ; ated his lordship asked, in kind and
Sympathetic:* tones "On what ground ?"
"My lord,'" Said Otto appliemit, "I am deep-,
ly interested in a funeral that takes place
Watley, and am Meet enxious to follow."
" dettainly—your plea is a just one." The ,
rnan departed, and a moment after hie lord-
ahip learnt that be was the undertaker.
Mite Is rentedy for eramp, iniggested
by Dr. R, W. St. Chat, of London :—Let
the patient provide himeolf ,with a good
street(' oord, and keep it always by hint. A
long garter --the yard and a half of good
stotit knitting that etipported the hose of tt
byttione age—will serve the purpose well
enough. When the spastri.comes on, let
him wind tide cord round the affected part,
take an end in each hand, and give them is
geed. Sharp Pull. It il1 hurt a little—itt
is wielder; if it does not—bub the cramp will
viurbilt t intie.