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The Exeter Times, 1888-12-6, Page 2es. It is Absurd For people to oxpeoto, cure for Indiges. 4ion, ueless therefrain front eating what is unwholesome ; but if anything will sbarpep. ehe.appetite and give tone LQ the digestiveergene, it is Aye's Sar. imparilla. Thousands all over the lane lenity to the merits of,this medicine, Mrs. Sara, Burroughs, .of 248 tightO street, Smith Boston, writes: "My hue. hand as taken Ayer's Oarsaparilla, for Dyspepsia and torpid liver, and line been ,greatly beneated." A Confirmed D yspeptic. C. Canterbury, of 141 Franklin st, Boston, Masse syrites, that, .suffering for years from Indigestion, he was at Jest induced to try Ayer's 'Sarsaparilla and, by its use, was entirely cured. Mrs. Joseph Aubia, of High street, Holyoke, Mass., suffered for over a year Orem Dyspepsia, so that she could not eat substantial food, became very wean, and was unable to eare for her family. Neither the medicines prescribed by physicians, nor any of the remedies advertised for the cure of Dyspepsia, _helped. her, until she commenced the -use of Ayer's Sarsaparilla. "Three jiottles of this medicine," she writes, ",cured me." Ayer's Sarsaparilla, Dr. J. O. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mass. Price $1t six bottles, $6. Worth $5 a bottle. THE EXETER TIMES. Is publisned every Thursday morning.at TIMES STEAM PRINTING HOUSE Main-streetorearly opposite Fitton's Jewelery Store, Exeter, Ont.,by John White & Son, Pro- prietors. &AMES OF eioninetenre egret insertions per ao c en ts. Bach subsequeatinsertion ,per line......3 cents. To insure Insertion, advertisement he sentin notlater than Wednesday morning OtrJOB PRINTING DEPARTMENT is one f the largest and best equippeo in the Llounty f Huron. All work entrusted to us will receir ur prompt attention: Decisions Regarding e ws- p ape rs. Any person who takes a paperregularly from he post -office, whether directed in his name or another's, or whether he has subscribed or not is responsible for payment. 2 If a person orders his paper lisconiinued -he mustpity all arrears or the publisher may continue to send it until thepayxnent is made, 411.ild then collect the whole amount, whether the paper is taken from tne office or not. 8 In suits for subscriptions, the suit may be =Muted in the place where the paper is pub • although the subscriber may reside hundreds of miles away. 4 The courts have decided that refusing to bake newspapers or periodicals from the post - office , or renmeiug and leaving them uncalled or is prima facie evidence of intentionalfrawl Exeter :Butcher Shop. 11. DAVIS, .Butlir &General Dealer ob:oproLerlyamhaosmtiocat he i:eewehaenhuothgree gtrimoueps some Iihde aromrge erehookthofreeanoters HEALTH. ••••••T.+••••••••• The way to woman's endeavor is through her vanity. eUbet she will be an invalid in a given time unless she performs certain Some Bound Advieti. sets, at d it make e comparatively little irn. IEven aside from the loss, by premature Pres'") hub "'I'd") her that hi the 'am° peath, of millions of years of productive life, thne she eau he the some process become aa the loss to the world and to individattleo beautiful as Bebe and she bestirs herself. tame, money and labor, from sielenees which of might teeny be avoided, is too great to be readily estimated. If we could begin now, Aetlinsto and the abildren in our homes be taught the Though not in itself dangerous asthma is laws of their being and trained to observe one of the most intractable disemes to them, the gain in health and longevity to deal with. A treatment that suits one case this, generation would be immense while to very well will often be fennel to fail °wri- the succeeding ones it would be beyond all pletely in another. A oup of very strong computation. 1 and bot black coffee will often arreat an One difficulty is, there has not yet come attaok ; but ooffee should not be taken soon into the minds of a large proportion of peo- , aft er meals, Iasi it may do harm by hiter. ple, any definite conception that there are feting with the proem of digestion. Smok. such thing's as laws of health, and that every ing cigarettes is also of great value. Try violation of these laws is sure to bring us first ordinary cigarettes, mid if these do no penalty. Even in this age of intelligence good. use eigarettes made from the leaver: of and eleotricity, there are still a multitude of the datura tramonitan, or thorn apple. It men like the Sunday school superintendent, is beet to grew the leaves in Your eene gar* who, in apologizing to his school for his ab- den, or get them grown by a friend in the seem on the previous Sunday, stated es his country, and to dry tbena, than to rely on excuse, that he Was detained at home by a those sold in the shops. One cigarette may dispensation of Divine Providence, the hand be smoked before going to bed. It is well of the Lord having been laid heavily upon to have others by your bedside ready for an him in sickness. Going on to expiate& the emergency. Some people derive benefit from matter more fully, it appeared that his dolt. smoking thestramorauna like tobacco, puffing nem was brought en by eating too freely of it into a tumbler and then inhaling it deep clam chowder the night before 1 : into the lungs finding the amoke melee to u Tele is the way of the world. The last zna, ,„ , w °othan nos. If the stramonium . , „ Shing that individuals or communities think leaves are not strong enough, the seeds, the of doing, is to take the blame for their ill effeota of which are much more marked, may health upon their own shoulders, where it be used; but :duce they are sc strong, care right/ y beings. It is eesier to lay it on must be 'oaken to begin them in email rem. the Lord,—"a mysterious diapensetion." tities and gradually liters:we them. it is a This, then, is the first lesson to be taught good plan to make a decoction of the seeds, and learned :—that ell disease is the result steep the leaves in it, and afterwards dry of broken law; that much of it might easily the leaves and emoke them. The fumes of be avoided by the observance of the laws of mouldering nitre paper are of very great health on the part of the individual; that value, and many aathmatios never go about much more, which is beyond the reach of without a supply of this paper in their individuals, might be prevented by the pockets. It should always be made at home. combine 1 effor co ot communities and *estate • Dissolve one drachm of nitre of potaah and that those diseases which are entailed in one mime of water, Saturate moder. ..paper upon this generation by the law of heredity, atelY thick white blottingin might by obedience to low be gradually this solution, and dry it either m the sun, stamped out of existence, and future ages or ab a little distance from the fire, being be freed from their curse. careful that no spark shall fall upon it and The next thing to be taught is the laws destroy your rupply. When dry, out the themselves—and with the. laws, and of even paper into pieces three inches long and half greater importance, the habit of obey ing an mah broad. One piece may be lighted at them. We know a great deal more than a time, and the smoke inhaled. From one we putin practice. This is the fault of the to "siX papers may be 'hied in immediate common modes of health teaching. Our succession. When this fails, a stronger newspapers and periodical literature contain kind of nitre paper will cften succeed. Take a vast deal of popular instruction in these half -a -dozen sheets of ordinary blotting - ma . They are treated of in an abnnd- tters paper, and out these with a paper knife into awe of well-written books which are within prams about six inches square. Place these easy reach of alt who care to read them. pieces one on top of the other, in little piles Our acmes are taking in of the good of six each, on the table. Then take a work, and instruction m hygiene is fast good-sized "nag", half fall of water, and set it on the.fire to boil. Then throw some miming to be recognized as an essential psrt saltpetre and chlorate of potash into the of even an elementary education. But all boiling water, in equal quantities, till the these do not reach the evil, or if they do, they only touch it on the surface. 1 water will not dissolve any. more; a, big spoonful of each may be thrhern in alternate - It is the practice' of the principles of ly, and the mixture stirred if at first it does hygiene in our horres, and this alone, which not dissolve. When as much of the salts will leasen the rate of disease and death to • have been dissolved as the water will take day, and develop a stronger race toup, remove toe saucepan from the fire and The child who has learned the laws of health stand it on the hob. Then teke one of your from his father and mother, by seeing them piles of blotting-peper and dip it in, keeping continually and persistently applied, will ael the six pieces together. You can use come to follow them in hie own ease, as little Longs or a squeezer to do this with, so naturally as he will conduct himself proper. as not to sold your fingers. Then put the ly in good society, if good society has been pile on a piece of board with holes n it, so his birthright, and geutlemanly conduct has i that it may drai, and d so on with the other We are creatures of imitation. Example become habitual. i piles. They may best be dried in tbe sun, or if, as so often happens, the services counts for more than precept. The parent oi phone, are not svailable, place knows the law, and the child knows it too. Wei board at some distance from the When the parent keeps it, then the children kquite itchen fire. Before the piles are will keep it also. It does little good for a child to learn at school that the food should ederY aprinkle them lightly with spirits. t f h i crowd hut the table like pigs around a paper1110reeno&w010:108.807 e p adheirce, and are pile ol ooated --ea ALL KINDS OF- trough, and bolt their food as nearly whole VI EAT S with crystals of saltpetre and whose mother gives it a bite of minething to P°taah' forming a bleak like a piece of thick eat every time it cries for et, will not be in it in halves, to stand up on the two ends. ' a condition to profit from an understanding stand it on an cm tie tray, as the heat might of the lam that food shoutd not be taken be. Oustomerssupplied TUESDAYS, THURS. tween meals, until it is too late for the the fold, It will burn very quiekly, making crack china, and set it alight at both ends of DAYS AND SATUBDAYS at their sesidenoe knowledge to be of much service. The law a dense smoke, which often nausea the pati ORDERS LEFT AT THE SHOP WILL BE of pure air and proper ventilation may be ent to become quite drowsy, fall sideep, and CEIVE PROMPT ATTENTION. taught never so easenly in the bextilan'ke• sleep all nieht through. As the dimes will but to the boy who is nronght up to sit and shoot out sometiroesfor eight inches or more. to sleep in a close unventilated room, foul the tray on which the paper is burnt should with the breath of livieg ue, beings, and to shun b placed cin the middle of the room,f as it can be made to go down. The child chIcirate of cardboard. For use take one of them, bend PENNYROV'AL WAFERS. Prescription of a physician Who has had a life long experience In treating female diseases. Is used monthly with perfect success by over 10,000 ladies. Pleasant. safe, effectual. Ladies ask goUr drag - gist for Pennyroyal Wafers and take no substitute, or inclose pest, age for sealed particulars. Sold by au druggists, $1 per box. 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Teeth Mean. vegetables, and all man.nereof filth, and. the / cesspool smells to heaven from beneath the . Good teeth mean—to a certain extent-- kitenen window, all the teachings of the good digeetion, and consequently good school:I will not prevent his having typhoid health, while bad teeth often mean the con- feree, or diphtheria, or some form of filth teary. Too many people force the stonmett disease, when the summer sun calls into ao. to do the work that the teeth should have tivOy the germs of disease which ars latent done, and the muoh abused, long suffering there. lf liquors are kept upon the side- stomach rebels at this new function thrust board and wines are served upon the table at upon it, and the moat dangerous restate fol. his home, not all the hear:hinge of all the low as a natural consequence. temperance text -books in the land can be I relied upon to produce in him habits of so- briety and total abstinence. A Study in Postage Stamps. — There are about six thousand different de. Beauty Thr ugh Exercise. ' soriptions of postage stamps in existence, The museum of the Berlin poat•cilice alone The universal and continually lemming contains between four thousand and five interest manifested by women m physical thousand specimens, of which half are from culture is due quite as much to writers of Europe and the remainder divided between fiction and dampers of fmhions as to the Asia, Africa,. America, and Australia. What reformers and teachers of physical eeoteries. country carries off thepalm for absurdity and Mountains of manuscript had been inundated grotesqueness of artistic design and inferiority with oceans of ink on the eubjecre yet of execution we are not told, but if the col. women continued to (lounge about in over- lection is faithfully representative the variety heatcd houses die:naming eagerly their real °I nein.'" Must he considerable. Some of or fancied ailments'inh it or rode out languidly , the etamappeare, bear coats of arms and ID wrapped shawls, and veiled thickly front other emblems impartially borrowed from the despoiling rap) of the sun. Delicacy of the heavens above, the earth beneath, and appearance was demanded by the canons of the waters under the eorth--stars, eagles gentility, and health and happiness were lions, horses, serpents, railway trainee dot! ruthlessly sacrificed until the ethereal, rote- phins, and other "fearful wild fowl." There bid, enervated, and interesting invalid of .. are, moreover, the effigies of five emperors, the society novel drifted out of her early eighteen kings,. three queens, one grand decline into an unknown grave, and in her duke, several inferior titled rulers, and place came a magnificent, flashing, splendid manY Preaidenta* In so many countries and " deepheexted Juno," intensely vital,. men- nationalities some really attraotive aped- tielly womanly ard tender, whom it is mens must have been elaborated, but, if so, education to emulate, consummation to imi., ib is a pity our authorities did not borrow a tato; and now it bin% stylish to be delicate hint or two from the best • for anything it isn't fasbionable to be frail, it isn't 8001 more bald. monotonous, and commonplace than the British series of postage Mumps clown to the latest issue cannot svell be im- , ' 1old.fewhioned ftowing gowns, with their fullsleeves lace iindereleeves, and long should. agined*—Paper-Makers' `kurnti4 , era effectually concealed a woman's Idefeats of figure and dew lopment. hut now the severe tight moatswith their In the town of Orizaba, Mexico, there are high, short ehouldere and close, ADVERTISERS tan learn the exaot cost of any proposed lin.. of advertising in Arnerican papers by addressing Geo. P. Rowell & Co., wspaper, Advertising Bnreau, s Sprutte St., Now "fork. .Send nags, for 100 -Page leaneohlet. sleeves, three Imperil, the names of which signify are Imeredeas mirrors, Which reflect one's :alert. conlegs, most faithfully emphasizing scrag- giness, Mewing pet angles and accentuating Obesity. The, English welkivg jacket has straightened and squared more round shoul- ders than all the treatises on pulmonary diseases ever Written. City women under- stand fully that a pretty tale profiteth little in the busy thoroughfare, crowded ball toorne and reception rooms, but that s nipple, graceful, perfectly developed figure le oharining and noticeable everywhere. They are beginning to underatand, too, that though they cannot entirely transform an aenethle intention and have pledged their tigiy face into a perfect beauty, they can worne one to the other to have their balls vastly innprove it by certain mechanical and , and other iskhionahle routs this winter open simple acts, old Ahab their fleeted aro ars I at nine o'clock and close at twelve. The plaetio aa Warr in the hands of the potter,: reason is that they wish to preserve their and that by patient pereeverieg effort they ' er,mplexions by making sure of their "beauty can bring them into perfect symmetry mid 1. sleeve * ,d good many reategihos iatueli hied to every Mit the Ohatro if enbtle might teke the iihie and be all the better grace. 1 ft.ti, itv "The Rea ' " The Cat " and "The Beetle." It isnotieed that The Cat" is all the time trying to catch " The Rae," Women do not seem to have proved them. selves bright and shining lights on the Board' of Education in the Cater of New York. The mayor of New York thinks Vo at anyrate and has determined to appoint no more wo- men On that Board. Certain ladies of faishiontthle Paris who are recognized as leaders in their set, and Whoile will is very nearly a law to all who Mine under their influence, have formed the PABRUNG NQTES, I Sense of SmellIE Dogs, Mr. George J. Romance has communicated A letter appears in an boom of the New- to the Linneao Society the resulte of a melee castle (Eng,) **Chronicle" from oue George of experimeute, made by him, to test the Jacques, an army pensioner, who, writing etrengl'h and acuteness ot the sense of Amen from Brandon, Manitoba, makes an appeel in doge. The paper is reprinted in Native, for funds to pay his wimp back to the Mother Country. He gives atiethieg but a rose-coloured amount of the North-West and Manitoba. As a rale, however. army pen- sioners do not make good farmers. Canadian oinsumers of gas who pay from $1,25 opwarcia per 1,00 feet mint be mei- ous of the good fortune of the citizens of London England, who are to. be supplied with the artiole after January let next at She rate of 61 cents per thousand feet The coat of production has of late years been so greatly reduced in Canada that there is really no good reason for maintaining the present high rates. The plain, unvarnished account of the pert- ing between the German Emperor and the Dowager Empress Victoria reveals no sign of any estrangement between mother and son. The fact that the German ambassador ID England was requested by his imperial master to wait upon and pay due respect to the Ravager Empresa in England is a mark of reepeot which disturbs aome of the stories that have been set afloat. There is a loud outcry amongst our neigh - bora for & longer tenni of the .Presidency. It proceeds mainly from briefness men, who complain of the serious interruption to their affairs so frequently, but many leading pm liticiane back up the demand for a reform by lengthening the term to mix or eight years. A trank correspondent of the New York Herald approves of the proposed change, "provided it be by popular vote, not by the present sliding game election, wherein soap' does the bidding." It is probable that . no .4 position raised in Canada y the pros to the wholesale importation g pauper children from England has had its ertect. At any rate, the returns' of the English Local Government Board snow that only 411 children have been exported to Canada this season. The London Times in commenting upon the fact says that England may make up her mind Shat she will have to keep her own paupers, a remark the appropriateness of which will be appreciated by Canadians. A table in Lir. Howard Hunter's report for 1887 on Fire Insurer:co Companies, past issued, thews the causes of fire in Ontario. The Fire Insurance Companies under Pro- vincial jurisdiction do but a sinall portion of the fire business. They reported 1,058 fires, ceasing a loosed $398,034. Lightning mused 147 of these fires—the greatest number from any -one cause. Defective chimneys account for 76, chimney sparks 37, furnaces 21, in- -endiarism,.46, supposed incendiarism 46, stoves and stovepipes 72. The causes of 426, nearly hall, are unknown. Quick Temper. A matter not unworthy of remark is the moat universal claim laid to that supposed - to -be undesirable posseasion, quick temper. "I have a frightfully quiok temper 1" is an assertion often made without any sign ot re- gret, rather with evident seleconaplaceney. And how often, when, with the intention of saying something pleasing, we remark with the sweetness of a friend's dispoeition to the friend in person, as we are met with the re- ply, "Oh, you're quite mistaken; I'm one of the quickest -tempered people in the world 1" givenin a tone thee does not imply modest deprecation of a compliment, but a decided sense of unappreciated merit. Now, this willingness—eagerness, it may even, without exaggeration, be called—to be convicted of what is acknowledged to be a fault, strikes one as a clarion:3 anomaly. No one would answer, if told, "You are very truthful," "Oh, no, I'm a constant liar ;" nor, if complimented upon consistent attention so her own business, would re- spond, "On the contrary, mandal-morwer- ing is my favorite oompation," At least, no one would give either of these answers ID the serious way in whioh the claim to the possession of a hot temper is made. May there not be, underlying ..this bacon siatenoy and explaining it, a mrsconception of the real meaning and Boum of a quick temper? To many minds this unde- sirable trait seems to be the outcome of many very admirable qualities. To be hot- tempered means, inferentially, in such men- tal vocabularies, to be generous, and large. minded, and unselfish, and, after a lapse of time, forgiving. But I maintain that it means exactly the reverse of all these thinge. If a man be quiokaernpered, if he give way to anger quickly and unrighteously (for I Leave out the question entirely that righteous wrath which rises for good retteons only, and is quite a different matter from temper), he is not genenous, for he shows no regard for the comfort of those around him; he is not unsel- fish, for it le safe to say that in nine cases out of ten, if nob in ten out of ten, his fury is kindled by some fancied slight to himself and is allowed to blaze simply as an illutnin- ation in honor of his self-esteem; he is not - forgiving, because, though he may recover quickly from his aberration, and soon be per. feed), urbane to the whilom victim of it, the restoration is simply forged:linen, and to forget the injury inflicted upon another by his own hasty words is by no means synony. MOM with forgiveness of iejuriee he himself may have received. Lest of all, he is not largaminded. I am convinced that a quick temper ia an unfailing indication of a limited intelligence and a leek of mental quickness. If the mind were large enough to grasp the true relations of things, to see how ernall a point in the universe this temper -rousing episode occupied, and if it could see this quick ly—in a flash of thought—the outburst would ID averted. Indestructibility Of Mind. The dootrine of the materialists was al- ways, even in my youth, a cold, heavy, dull and insupportable clootrine 50 met and maces. eerily tending to atheirun. 'When I had heard, with disgust, in the dissecting rooms, the plan of the physiologiab, of the gradual accretion of matter, and its becoming endow. ed with irritability, ripening into sensibility, and acquiring such organs as were necessary by its own inherent forces, and at last halt nig into intellectual existence, a walk into the green fielde, or woods, or Sy the beatke of riven, brought back my feelings from Nature to God. I saw in all the powers of naatter the instruments of the Deity. The stutheame, the breath of the zephyr, awakening animation in forms. prepared by divine intelligence to receive it, the inane sate twee, the slumbering eggs which were to be vivified, appeared, like the new- born animal, weeks ot a divine mind; I saw love as the creative principle in the materiel world, and this love only as a divine attribute. Then my own naiad I felt connected with new eensetions and indt finite hopes—a thirst for immortality • the great Mende of other twee and of dirdent tuitions appeared to be still living around me, and wren in the fanoied movements of the heroha and great, I oeve, as it were, the decreer: of the indestructibility of mind. " Bus iltreteleitar Dee% and will be founa of interest and value. He cites the oaee of e terrier, who could not be thrown off his miner's traok upon the pave- ment of Regent's Park, although thie track was crossed and re-oroesed by hundreds of freeher ones, and by thousands that were not se fresh. To make a tem with.a setter' the master had his men in Indian file, endthe game keeper brought up the rear of tee line. Each man placed his feet in the footprints of hisPhin aster's rdeacrer'sr. Tscent was moat overlaid, that of the game -keeper was freshest. When they had gone two hundred yards the master turned to the right, followed by five of the men, the °Weer six turned to the left, keep. lug their Usual order. The setter followed the COMM& track with suoh eagerness as to ovenshoM the point of divergence, but quiblely regaining this point chose at once the track to the righe The master and a stranger to the dog exchanged boots and then went different ways. The setter followed Ito master's boots and found the strauger. When the meter and stranger walked the park with bare feet, the setter followed its master's trail, bub not with the eager- ness with which it followed tee trail of his boots. When he walked in new shooting boots the Better would not follow. The master glued a Dingle thickness of brown paper to the soles and sides of his old shooting -boots, The setter did not belle the trail, until it came to a pcint where the paper having worn away, the sole of one heel touched the 'ground. Then the dog recognized the trail at once. Walking in new cotton socks left no trail that the setter could follow ; in woolen socks that had been worn a day, the trail was followed, but not eagerly. The master walked fifty yards in his shoot- ing bootteethen kicked them off and carried them with him While he waited in stock- ings three hundred yards, then he took off his socks and walktd another three hundred yards barefoot. When the setter was -put upon the traok at the outset, it followed with usual eagerness and kept up the pur- suit through the whole diatance. Accompanied by a stranger to the dog, the Master rode out along a carriage way, sever- al hundred yards from the house; then he alighted and walked in his shooting -boots fifty yards beside the carriage. He then en - tared the oarriage and his friend got out and walked 500 yards along the way. The setter ran the whole distance at full speed, without making any IN11286 at the point where the scent changed'. The master walked in his ordinory shoot- ing -boots, having first soaked them in oil of anise -seed. Although the odor of the anise - seed was so strong as to be perceived by a friend an hour after the trail was made, the dog followed the track ot its master, thus disguised, with usual speed, after having ex- amined the first three or four steps carefully. Other experiments tested, the power of scent through the air. The master walked down a trampled field, by a zigzag course for a quarter of a mile, then turned to one What a 'Time People formerly had, trying to ,swallow the old-fashioned pill with its Alin et magnesia vaiuly disguising its bitter - mem ; arid What a contrast to seYeltell Pills, that have been well vaned "med- icated sugar -plums"— the only Jeer be- ing that patients may be tempted into, taking too many at a dose. But the directions are plain and should be striotly J. T. Teller, M. D,, of Chittenango, N. Y., express.es exactly whet hundreds have written at greater length, He says; " Ayer's Cathartic Pills are highly appreciated. They areperil! in form and coating, and their ell* s are all that the Most careful physician :mind desire. They have supplanted all the Pills formerly popular here,and I think it must be long before any other Oan be made that will at all compare with them. Those who buy your pills get full value for their money." "Safe, pleasant, and certain la their action," is the concise testimony of Dr, George E. Walker,. of Martins- ville, Virginia. s " Ayer's Pills outsell all similar prep- arations. The publics having once used them, will have ' no others," —Berry, Venable & Collier, Atlanta, Ga. Ayery s Pills • - Prepared by Dr. 3. C. Ayer St Co., Lowell, Mass. ' Sold by all Dealers hi medicine. GI frees royal, valuable Send 10 cents postage. and we will send yon sample box of goods that will put you in the way of making more money at oncethan anythinr <inlet in America. Both sexes of all ages can live at home and workin sparetime, or all the. time. Capita/ notrequirud. We will start you. Immense pay am e for those wlio start at once. Smartso.; & Op .Portland Maine vomos.....0•••=1•1,.. • Her Sad .Afiliot' ion. "le this the right road to Wheetville ?" asked a man on horeeback of a woman stand - 'hag in the yard before a little log cabin on a Western prairie.. Whearville ? ' replied the woman. "Oh, Wheatville ain't but just a little wayti from here. Going there on business I reckon ? It'd mighty dull there now, tiley Bey ; but I ain't been there myself in a month ot Sundays. • I jiat Hit bere to heme and don't go nowhere nor see nobody-to-lialk to ; but that don't make much difference, for I ain't no talker nowhow. My men kin talk fer you. Better light off and come in and set till he ()OWNSand he—" " Teank you, but I must go on, if yea will—" " He is a talker. I'veoften thought that if I only had hie gift o' gab I'd be glad. I hate to be so tongue. tied I can't say a ew eat swords now and then. That's a right g rade, got over a stone wall, and walked book noyou're astraddle of. 'Bout six sar toward the house. The stone wall was breast eidi1 reckon. 1 like TM see a good hose my- self, and they ain't nothin'll ketch my old high a.nd about 100 yards to the vrindward of his course down the field. The dog taking the trail at the top of the field, followed ra- pidly its .mruiter's winding course. The moment: it gained the "wind's eye" of the place where he was standing, with only his eyes above the top of the wall, the dog threw up its head, turned from the track it was following and went straight to its owner. And yet there were at the time sev- eral overheated laborers near it in. the field. man's eye quicker'n a good hose. He kin talk on the hose subject, he kin. Wistit,e oould talk 'bout anything; it ain't in mei e to, for—" "Which road do I take ?" "As I was eayine talkin' ain't my forbey, but I like to pass the time of day or speak oivil to a stranger passin' by same as you are. You're a stranger in these parts I reckon 1 Yes? I allowed you was soon as I clapped eyes on you. 'Where might you hail trona ?" 00110erning Wit, "From Michigan, but I really must go on, When wit is oombined with sense and in if —" formation; when it is softened by benevol- "From Michigan? You dont . say enoe and restrained by principle, when is is Well, well 1 I ain't no talker, as I say, but ID the hands of a man who can use it and it sott o' gives me courage to try to open despise it—who can be witty and more than my moutb to hear any one say 'Michigan witty—who loves honour, justice, decency, wlay, I was born hack in old Michigan, and. good nature, morality and religion ten like as not you know lots of my folks. I thousand tunes better that wit—wit is was a Speen 'fore I married a Bedsore— then a beautiful and delightful part Kanner Spratt—and my Spratt kinfolks is of our nature. Genuine and innocent scattered over the hull State o' Michigan. wit like this is surely the flavour of the mind. Wieht I wasn't so tongue-tied, thereO so Man could direot hie way by plain reason. many Michiganders I'd like to talk 'boat. and support his life by tastelees food; but Ever hear o' the Higginges or the Pal - God has given us wit end flavour, and griznees, or the Sampsonses, oethe Harrises ? brightness, and laughter, and perfume, to 1 knowed 'ern all like a book, an' aced my enliven the days of Man's pilgrimage, and to old man. If he was to home you'd halm charm his pained steps over the burning somebody you could talk to. He's glib marl. enough, but I'm so tonans-tied I—You ain't going? Waio mhinit, I—say—well, if he A Good Thing for Sore Throat, ain't auto' Metre 'fore I got a °hence to open They were returning from the theatre. my mouth 1 That's what comes o' bean' so "lam troubled with a 'eight sore throat, blamed tofigue-tied." Miss Clara," he said, "and I think it would he wise if I should button my coat tightly Knew How it Would Ea, around my neck. "1 would, indeed, Mr. Simpson," replied A couple of ragged and dirty boys were the girl with t ome concern. "At this playing in a yard on Clifford street yester- day when an agent tor the sale of ahem - holders leaned over the gate and arik.ed if their meeher was home. "Yes, but you keep out." replied the oldest, season of the year a sore throat is apt to develop into something serious. Are you doing anything for iv? ' "Not so far," he replied. "1 hardly know what to do." "1 have often heard papa say," shyly mg- "But I want to ask her something." gated the -girl, "that raw oysters have a "It won't do tiny good and retell be hop. very soothing and beneficial effect upon ping med." • such a trouble." 'But can't I—" "No 1 You'll ask her if she isn't president The Governor's Only Toke. . of a committee on the heathen, a.ad if she . ime hadn't better put in a little work on her own " The only t " said Mr. Hionlinh children, and she'll liter both of us and jaw " that Gov. Edwalel Kent was known to father au the evening. 83 yaa g3 snd make a joke was one winter day, ast as he let us alone. was leaving Seavoy's Hotel, et Unity, in Waldo county. On getting into the sleigh he found he had forgotten to take a cigar, Avarioe, and he milled the bar boy and said : "Please Avarice begets more vices than Priam did get me a oigar." It was before the day of children, and, like Priam, merlons them luoifer matches. The bar boy hurried away ail. It starves its keeper to surfeit those and pretty soon came back puffing a brand who wish him dead ; and makes him sub - new agar, and pulling ib out of hie month, mit to more mortincations to lose heaven handed it to Gov. Kent. "Well," said his than the martyr undergoes to gain it. Aver- . Excellency. "1 suppose I could stand that lee ie a passion full of paradox, a madnesid Beery enough before election, but it's a litde full of method; for although the miser is the too much after election." The boy went most mercenary of all beings, yob he nerves back, rind „finally the governor drove off the ward master more faithfullly than mole with a cigar of his own dedioation. Christians do the best, and will take nothing for it. All men aro supposed to have forefathers; Commie but the cannibal has ate fathers. The London "fiend" has been at work again in the same horrible way, on one of the same unfortunate elms of Women, and with the frame bewilderingly mysteri- ous faculty for self-concealnaent. One is alintest tempted to wonder if it can be an evil spirit from the bottomless pit who is thus • ermined to riot in human blood. If the murderer is a human being Three Eoglithmert now have datum in clevile. The police cannot be Wee:lied foe ID must be pomemed by a very login), of PatraBnouue;g1,12e:d8aBrraviouegrhaanindat Shakespeareninet eheir (allure to discoVer this murderer. Thetis is no reason that Wei can Pee 'Why he Pails' should not go on to nue:abet lib victims by It is not so much the length er the variety choose them from the Hattie class of the ID More road hundred, if he continues to .fiflseoutrh:frippobrhtauttlivtleilis asdebohmeoverthyowin weithoiychvrWilei chenlisiiialinmitiYaires!,heperlihkriepliell°:ddbocatolle,aroar telt I 13eittleottjt;Biooty went home very early owl at least who hes studied anatomy, end one meriting, and by dint of the banisters arriv- *lune madness takes the foria Of fancying etl at his hodrotero, /a that yeti ?" eemancl, himeelf conunissioned by Heat en to clear the , ed Jars. IC sternly., "Vesh,” gurgled Rooty earth of degraded Weenie, feebly; I with *atihet Acoominodating Garments+ Small Clerk —"Fader, a shentlemant in de store vents to ku, w if dot alOvool, soh - shrinkable shirt vill shrink." Propriethr—"Does it fid him V "No, id re too big." "Yah, it *rill shriek.°