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The Exeter Times, 1888-11-15, Page 3i• er nee de a he tot it. "ROUGHING IT IN THE BUSH." CHAPTER)XIii.—THWant mini AND OUR INDIAN FRIENDS. Man of strange race 1 stern dweller of the wild! Nature's free-born, untamed, and daring child 1 The pleads of the preceding night, instead of dissolving. in ,enow, brought on a repid thaw. A thaw in the middle of winter is the moot disagreeable change that can be ima- gined. After emend weeks of clear, bright, bracing, free* weather, with a serene atmos- phere and cloudless eky, you a vv ake Orlemorn- lug surpriseaaeathe change in the tempera, ture ; and, ne.....eelookivg cut of tee window, beholn the woods obscured by a murky haze —not so dense ae an English Novemoer fog, bub more black and lowering—and the heav- ens shrouded in a uniform covering of leadewooloured clouds, deepening into a livid indigo at the edge of the horason. The snow, no longer hard and glittering, has become loft and spongy, and the foo dips into a wet and ineidiouely-yielding magi at every step. Faran tete roof pours clown a continuous stream Of water, and the branches of the twee, leolleotieg the moisture of the reckieg atmotiplierele ela.oever it upon the, earth from every dripping twig. The oheere leas and unoorneotabie.opeot of things with: oub never fails to produce a oorreeponding effect upon the minds of those within and casts meta a edamp upon the spirits diet it appears to destroy for a time all omit; of en- joyment. Many persona (and myself among the number) are ruade aware of the approach of a thunderstorm by an intense pain acid weight about the head; and I have heard numbers of .0anadian8 complain that a thaw alveaye made them !eel bilious and heavy, and greatly depreesed their animal spirits. I had a great desire to vieit our new lima. tion, but when I looked out upon a cheerios wake, I gave up the idea, and contented myself with hoping for a better day on the morrow ; but many morrows came and went before a frost again hardened the road suffi- ciently for me to make the attempt. The prospect from the windoes of my siater's log hut was not very prepossessing. The small hike in front, which formed mob a pretty object in Bummer, now looked like an extensive field covered with snow, hem- med in from the rest of the world by a dark rout of sombre pine woods. The clearing round the house • was very small, and only jusb reclaimed from the wilderness, and the greater part of it covered with piles of bruehwood, to be burnt the first dry day of spring. The charred and blackened stumps on the few acres that had been cleared dur- ing the preceding year were everything but, picturesque/. and I concluded, as I turned, disgusted, fr'reni the prospect before me, that there was very little beauty to•be found in the backwoods. But I came to this decision during a Canadian thaw, be it remembered, when one is wont to view every object with jaundiced eyes. Moodie had only been able to secure sixty- six acres of his government grant tipon the Upper Katchswanook Lake, which, being in- terpreted,/means in Erglish, the "Lake of the Waterfalls," a very poetical meaning, which mob Indian names have. He had, how- ever, eecured a clergy rcserve;of two hundred acres adjoining ; and he afterwards purchas- ed a fine lot, which likewise formed part of the wane block, one hundred acree, for £150.* This -vas an enormously high price for slid land ; but the prospect of cpaning the Trent and Otonabee for the navigation of steam- boats and other small craft, was at that per- iod a favorite speculation, and its practica- bility, and the great advantages to be deriv- ed from it, were so widely believed as to raise the value of the wild lands along these remote waters to an enormous price; and settlers in the vicinity were eager to secure Iota, at any sacrifice, along their shores. Our government grant was upon the lake shore, and Moodie had chosen for the site of his log house a bank that sloped gradually from the edge of the water'until it attained to the dignity of a hill. Along the top of this ridge, the forest road ran, and midway down the hill, our humble home, already nearly completed, stood, surrounded by the eternal forest. A few trees had been cleared in ita immediate vicinity just sufficient to allow the workmen to proceed, and to pre- vent the fall of any tree it jurieg the building, or the danger of its taking tire during the premise of burning the fallow. A neighbour had undertaken fro build this nide dwelling by contract, and was to have it ready for 110 by the first week in the new year. The want of boards to make the di- visions in the apartments alone hindered him from fulfilling his contract. These had lately been procured, and the house was to be ready for our reception in the course of a week. Oar trunks and baggage had already been conveyed thither by Iter. D--; and, hi spite of my sister's kindness and hospitality, I longed to find ‘myseltonoe more seteled in a home of my own. The day after my arrival, I was agreeably surprised by a visit from Monaghan, ho Moodie had once mi ore taken nto tris ser- vice. The poor fellow was delighted that his nurse-el:111d, as he always called little Katie, *had not forgotten, him, but evinced the most lively satisfaction at the sight of her dark friend. Early every morning, Moodie went off to the house; and the first fine'day, my sister undertook to eseerb me through the wood to inspect it. The proposal was jqyfoully ac - opted; and although 1 felt rather timid when I found myself with only my female compan- ion in the vast forest, I kept my fears to myself, lest I shonld be laughed at. The snow had been so greatly deoreased by the Tate thew, that it had boon converted into a coating of ice, w high afforded a clangeroue and slippery footing. My sister, who had reeided for nearly twelve months in the Woode, was provided for her week with In- dian r teocasins, which rendered her quite indeP. cant ; but I stumble' at every step. The sun shone brightly, the air was clear and invigorating, and, in spite of the treacherous ground and my foolish feare, 1 greatly etijoy- ed my first walk in the woods. Naterally of a cheerful) hopeful di/mention, my sister wets enthusiastic in her admiration of the woods. She drew such a lively picture of the charms of a summer residence in the for- est, that -I began to feel greatly interested in her deacriptions, and to rejoice that we, too, were to be her near neighbours and this circumstance not a little reconciled me to the change. Hoping that my husband would derive an income equal to the one he had parted with from the investment of the price of his COM, miettion in the steamboat stock, I felt no dread of 'wank Our legacy of 07000 had afforded us timans to purchase ,land, build our home, and Ova out A large portion of land to be Cleated, and, with a considerable sum of money still on hand, our prospecte for the future were in no way discouraging. J. When we reached the top of the ridge that overlooked our cat, thy sister /topped, and pointed out a logauaise anion the tisee, "There, S—," oh° said, "is your hetet°. When that black bear evecarip is cleared tee away, that now hides the lake from us, you will have a very pretty view." My conver- sation with her bad quite ;tittered the aspect of the country, and predispeeed Inc to Wow things in the mese favorable light. I found Moodie and Blemish= emplayed in piling up heaps of bush near the house, which they intended to Mira off bv hand, prove:ma to and inmost screalned with delight ,when, showed her a small. piece Of silver, She folleveing the othrise of the Trent with theirlshoek her heed. I tenteithd her With pork !lagers, gkey came te thine QVVp hike. , and ethr, but ehe receeired neither. I had How eagerly each pelatiia out the Riot to just given up the idea /if dealing with her mei fellows; 119w,tlat,fitly their black heads in despair, when suddenly she seized amen were bent eewa and their de* eyes fixed me, and, lifting up nay gown, pointed ex - upon ,the map What strange ileccuth ix- ultently to my quilted petticoat, clapping elamaitionti ef surpriee buret from their lips her hands, and laughing immoderately. ae they rapidly repeated tee Indian neMes Another time the led me all over the Of every lake and river on this wonderful litho, ohow me what she wanted in ta- pe:ice of paper 1 clamige for boteket. My .patience was well .The old other rater al ogan begged hard nigh exhausted in following her from plats to place, in her attempt to dieoover tho coveted article when hanging. upon a peg in nay ehembei; she espied a pair ot trousers belonging to my huabaud's logging -suit. The riddle was solved. With a joyful ory ;she pointed In them, exclaiming "Take basket or t e coveted treasure. He would give firing the rest of the fa low, W prevent eny "Canoe, venison, duck, fish, for It; and riek to the building from fire. The house mere by -and -bet", was made of cedar loge, and presented a ,I felt sorry that I eves unable to gratify superior air of comfort to most dwellingsse Ille whiles abut the map had 0081i UPW0148 of the same kind. The dimensions were of. six dolbere, and was daily consulted by thirty-six feet in length, and thirty -to feet my husband, in reference to the name and Give them!" It was with no small diffi. in breadth, which gave us a nice parlor, a situations of loolitees ein the neighbour- culty that I reedited the indispensables from 'kitchen, and two small bedrome, which heed, 7 • . • heagraep. were divided by plank partitions. Pantry . g had in my ingeeeeige 4 mimeo Japanese From this woman I learned* a store' of or store -room there wait none t &him rough swore, which had been given to me by an Indian coolness and courage which made a shelves in the kitcher, and a, deal cupboard uncle of TOMWilmin'il—a etronge gift th a deep imPremicae on my mind. • One of their in one corner of the parlor, being the extent of my accommodations in that way. • ouriesity, end had ne reference to my war- Voting lady- bet it was on amount of its tquews, a near relation of her own, had ac - of her husband on a hunting ex - Our servant, Mary Tete, was busy scrub- like prepensities. The sword was broad, pediuon into the forest. He had been very bing eat the parlour and bed-reom ; bus theand three -aided in the blade, and in ahape successful, and having killed more deer than kitchen, and the sleeping -room off it, were reeembled a moviig snake. The hilt was they could well carry home, he went to the atill knee-deep , in ohms, and fried with the formed' of* hideous carved image of one of house et a white man to dispose of some of carpenter's bench and tools, and all our lug- their war ode; and a more villianowelooking it, leaving the squaw to take care of the gage. Such as it was, it was a palice When •'wretch wits never' connived by bee moat rest until his roam She sat carelessly compared to Old Satan's log hut, or the mile distorted imagination. He was represented upon the log with his hunting -knife in her arable cabin we had winlaired in during the in a sittieg attitude, the eagle's claws,that hand, when she heard the breaking of severe winter of 1833, Lind I regarded lb with `flerm'el e,i, imite„, - resting upon. his knees; branches near her, and, turning round, complacency as my future home. ' his legs terminated in lion's paws • and hie beheld a great bear Only a fe At paces from While we were standing outside' 4he few scvas a °twang' compound of beast and• her t building conversing with my- husbanda. bird.e-the ripper pert of his person being Ib was too late to retreat; and seeing that youngentleman, cf the name of M covered with feathers, the lower with long, the animal was very hungry, and determined g ,organ , who had lately purchased land in tfiat vicin! shaggy hair. The ogm of this awful weep°, to come to close quarters, she rose, and • was :made of wood, aec4 im spite of it, placed her back eminent a small tree, holding orpentine fermi fitted it exactly. No brace per knife close to her breast, and in a eodf .a join could 1.30, found in the scabbard, which *as tf hard wood, and highly polieh• straight line with the bear. The shag monster came on. She remained motio gY n - less, her eyes steadily fixed upon her enemy, One Of my Indian friends found this and,, as his huge arms closed around her, she sword lying upon the bookshelf, and he slowly drove the knife into hie heart. The hurried to cenimunieate the important dis- bear uttered a hideous cry, and sunk de ad oovery to hie companions. Moodie was at her feet, When the Indian returned, he absent, and they brought 15 ±0 me to demand found the courageous woman taking the skin an explanation of the figure that formed the from the carcass of the formidable brute. hilt. What iron nerves these people must possess, I told, them that it was a weapon that when even a woman could dare and do deed like this I belonged to a very fierce people who lived in the Eesb, far over the Great Salt Lake; The wolf they. hold in great contempt, Quit they were not Christians as we were, and scarcely deign to consider him as an but old their 'prayers to images made of enemy. Peter Nogan assured me that he silver and gold, and ivory, and wood, and never was near enoneh to one in his life to that this was one of them; that before they thoot it; that, except in large companies, went into battle they maid their prayers to and when greatly pressed by -hunger, they Shat hideous thing, which they had made rarely attacked men. They hold the lynx, with their own hands. or wolverine, in much dread, as they often The Indians were highly amused by this spring from trees upon their prey, fastenin relation and passed the sword from one to upon the throat with their sharp teeth anf the other, exclaiming, "A god 1-0wgh—A claws, from which a person in the dark could god!" ecaroely free himself without first receiving But, in spite of these outward demon- a dangerous wound. The cry of this aniinal is very terrifying, resembling the ehrieks of station of contempt, I was sorry to per- oeive that this circumstance gave the weapon a human creature in mortal agony. re great value in their eyes, and they regard- (so BE CONTINUED.) ed it with a sort of mysterious awe. For several days they continued to visit the house, bringuag along with them some ,-..111111414111110..-/ Why He was Arrested. froth companion to look at Mrs. Moodie's Where were you yesterday ?" asked a god I—until, Vex1141 and annoyed by the delight they manifested at the sight of the traveling man of one of the clerks. "I WAS very unfortunate yesterday," was eagle -beaked ;monster, I refused to gratify their midway, by not producing him the reply a sail; and MOfit of our leisure hours air - cedar canoe, to which he attached a keeleuldj The manufacture of the sheath, whioh bad caused me mach perplexity was ex. ity, went Into the kitclien to light his pipe at the stove, and with true, bsokwood care- lessness, let :the -hot cinder fall artiong the dry chips that etrewed the floor. A few minutes after the whole mass was in a blaze, and it vras not without great difficulty that Moodie and Mr. =milled hi putting out the fire. Thus wereave dearly deprived' of our home before we had token up our abode in it. The indifferences to the dangea of fire in a country where most of the dwellings are composed of inflaramalle materials Is truly astonishin.g. Accustomed to see enormous fires, blazing on every hearthstone and to deep inefront of these fires, his 'bedding often riddled with holes made by hot herd - cies of wood flying out during the night, and igniting beneath his very nose, the sturdy baokwoodaman never dreads an en-• emy in the element that he is used to regard as his best friend. Yet what awful acci- dents, what ruinous ealannues arise out of this orirninal negligence, both to himself and others ! A few days after this adventure, we bade adieu to my sister, and took posaession of our new dwelling, and oommenoed "a life in the woods." The first spring we vent in oomparative ease and idleness. Our cows had been left upon our old place during the winter. The ground had to be cleared before as could re- ceive a cropof any kind, and I had little to do but to wander by the lake shore, or among the wtods, and amuse myself, These were the halcyon deed; of the Well: My husband had pun:shoed a very light ectly the snows melted, were spent upon the water. These fishing and shooting exclusions were delightful. The pure beauty of the Cana - dein water, the sombre but august grandeur of the vast forest that hemmed us in on every side and shut ns out frein the rest of the world, soon cast a magic spell upon our spirits, and we began to feel charmed with the freedom and solitude around us. Every object was new to us. We felt as if we were the first discoverers of every beautieul flower and stately tree that attracted our attention and we gave names to fantastio rookie and fairy isles, wed raised imaginary houses and bridges en every pictureque spot which we fleeted peat during our aquatic excursions. I learned the use of tie paddle, and became quite a proficient in the gentle craft. It was not long before we received visits from the Indians, a people whose beauty, talents, and good qualities have been some- what overrated, and invested with a:poetical interest which they scarceIy'deeerre. Their honesty and love of truth are the float traits in characters otherwise dark and unlovely. But these are two God -like attributes, and front them ;tiring all that is generous and ennobling about them. There never was a people more sensible of kindness, or more gratefiel for any little act of benevolenee exercised towards them. We met them with confidence ,• our dealings with them were oonduoted with the strictest integrity; and they became attached to our persons, and in no single instance ever de- stroyed the good opizailm we entertained of them. The tribes that occupy tbe shore; of all these inland waters, back of the great lakes, belong to the Chippewa or Missasagua, In- dians, perhaps the least attractive of all the wild people, both with regard to their physical and mental endowment. The men of this tribe are generally smell of stature, with very coarse and repulsive feature'. Tim forehead is low and retreat- ing, the cbserving faculties large, the in- tellectual ones scarcely developed; the ears large, and standing off from the face ; the eyes looking towards the temples, keen, snake-like'and far, apert ; the cheek bowie prominent, the nose long and flat, the nos- trils very round; the jawbone projecting, massive, and brutal; the mouth expressing ferocity and sullen determination; the teeth large, even, and dezzlingly white. The mouth of the female differs widely in ex. preesion from that of the male; the lips are fuller,' the jaw less projecting, and the smile ie simple and agreeable. The women are a merry, light-hearted set, and their oonstant laugh and ineesoant prattle form a strange contrast to the iron taciturnity ot their grim lords. Now I am upon the subject, I will reoapit- ulate a few traits and sketches of theme pee- plained by old Peter in a minute. "Tis hunt out," he saki. "Instrument made like .word—heat red hot—burnt through— polished outside." Had 1 demended a whole fleet of canoes for my Japanese sword, I am certain they would have agreed to the bargain. The Indian possesses great taste, which is displayed in the carving of his paddles, in the shape of his canoes, in the elegance and symmetry of his bows, in the cut of his leggings and 'mama/dna, the sheath of his hunting knife, and in all the little orna- ments in whioh he delights. It is almost impossible for a settler to imitate to perfec- tion an Indian's oherry-wood peddle. My hatband made very creditable attempte, but still there was something wanting— the elegance of the Indian finish was not there. 11 you show them a good print, they invari- ably point out the most natural, and the best executed figures in the group.They are particularly delighted with pictures, examine them long and carefully, and seem to feel an artiat-like rleasure in observing She effect produoed by light and shade. I had been snowing John Nogan' the eld- eat son of old Peter, some beautifulcoloured engavinge of celebrated females; and, to my astonishment, he pounced upon the best, and grunted out his admiration in the most approved Indian fashion. After having looked for a long time at all the pictures very attentively, he took his dog ,Sancho upon his knee, and showed him the pictures with as much gravity aa if the animal really could have shared in his pleasure. The venity of these grave men is highly amusing. They seem perfectly unconscious et it themselves, and it is exhibited in the most child -like manner. Peter and his son John were taking tea with no, when we were joined by my brother, Mr. S —. The latter was givirg us an account of the marriage of Pcter Jones, the celebrated Indian preacher. "1 cannot think," he said "how any lady of property and education could marry each a man as Jones. Why) he's as ugly as Peter here." This was said, not with any idea of in- sulting the redskin on the score of his beauty, of which he possesied not the small - eat partiole, but in total forgetfulness that our guest understood English. Never shall I forget the red flash of that fierce dark eye, as it glared upon my unconscious brother. I would not have received such a fiery glance for all the wealth that Peter Jones obtained with his Saxon bride. John Nogan was highly amused by hie father's indignation. He hid his face behind the chief ; and, though he kept perfectly still, his whole frame was oonvuleed with supprested laughter. A plainer human being than poor Peter could scarcely be itnegthed ; yet he certainly ple, as they came under my own immediate , deemed himself handsome. I am inclined observatiozi. I, to think that their ideate of personal beauty A dry cedar-swami:1,32ot fag from tbe home differ vory widely from ours. by the lake shore, had been their usual plaoe Tom Nogan, the chief' s brother, had a of encampment for many years. The whole very large, fat, ugly squaw for his wife. block of land was almost entirely covered She was a mountain of Wimpy fieh ; and, with maple trees, and had originally been an but for the innocent, good-natured expres- Indian sugar-bueh, although the favourite don which, like a bright sunbeam penetrating spot had now passed into the hands of a swarthy aloud ;Tread all around a kindly strangers that still frequented the plats, to glow, oho might have been termed hideous. make canoes and baskete, to fish and thoot This Newnan they considered very hend- and occasionally to follow their old coups- calling her "a fine equaw—clever tion. naw-- a much good Woman •''? though in Scarcely a week mused away without my what her superiority consisted, 1 could never being visited by the dark strangers; and as my discover, often fie I visited the wigwam. She husband never allowed them to eat with the WAS 171011 dirty, arid appeared quite indiffets servants (who viewed them with the same ent to the claims of common decency (in the horror that Mrs. — did black Mollineaux), disposal'of the few filthy rags that covered but brought them to hie own table, they her). She was, however, wry expert in all goon grow friendly and eommunioative, and Indian craft, No Jew could drive a better would point te every objetb that attracted, bargain than Mre. Penn; and her urchins, of their attention, asking a thousand questions whom she was the happy mother of five or al to its nee the material of which it was slx, wore ab cunning and evariciotie at her. made, and if we were moaned to exchange aelL for their eornniodities ? One day she visited me, bringing along With a large inep of Canada they were in- with her a very pretty baeket for tale. I finitely delighted. In a moment they re. asked her what this wanted for it, but could cognieed eterylbay and headland in Ontario, obbain fro' ir no eabiefeetory sineWer. " In what way?" " r was arrested." "Arrested 1" "Yes. An offioer said that I Rooked lik e. sailor—he thought I answered the deserip tion and he guessed he would run me in." "But what charge did he place ,agains you?" "1 couldn't say exactly, but as near as could make out they said I was arrested fo a salt" T the traveling man went out and didn't show up for an hour. She Had Realized. "Amelia Sassafras," said Marceline Roddy with an aocent of pain in his rich voice, "do you realize the anguish you have owed me by your refusal of my heart and hand? No, nyootnhainrge.00tld and passionless. You realize "You are mistaken, Mr. Reddy," said Amelia haughtily. "Do you remember the ring you gave me? And the opera glasses? And the braeeletts ? And the gold thimble ?" "1 do remember them," moaned the wretohed young MAIL "Well,"said Amelia, '1 have realized on them all. I give you the pawn tickets and this bundle of letters. Farewell for- ever, Mr. Roddy." Sensible Miss Phelps. Elizabeth Stuart Phelps who was recently married to a man twenty years her junior, was on one occasion, before the wedding, asked her opinion on the vexed question "Is Marriage a failure ?" She replied brief- ly and severely, "The present discussion of the question Is Marriage a Failure ?' is offensive to good taste and harmful to a large class in every community. People do not stop to think of the immoral bearings ef this matter, and I for one do not wish to take any part In the discussion of it. ' How Girls in India Study. Mrs. Andrews, the returned missionary from India, says that a stranger on ap- proaching one of the mission schools in India would imagine from the raeket that they were disorderly. But this was notethe case. It is due to the feet that a girl in ladle when ;studying screams at the top of her voioe and rooks back and forth, and the more interested she beoomes in her leeson the louder she screams and the harder she rooks.—[The Buffalo Courier. Not Proper for Mother to Read. Mother—" Gertrude, why did you hide that yellow -covered book when 1 entered the room ?" Gertrude (with di, niby)—" Because, num. ma, I do not contider it a proper book for mothers to read." A Matter of Prinoiple, " Say, pa," said Willie after an exciting interview with his father in whion the ges- tures were far more impressive than the language, "1 thoeght you WU a free trader.' " Thane what tom, but it hasn't gob any- thing to do with this operation that I oan see. "Ye, sir; but T think you might live. up to your principles anyhow." "What do you mean?" "Why, what' I mean is that it would have been about the right thing for you to do a little aomething towards renioving the twin from the ahingles." And Willie Slid away and avoided further difficulties. Sir Charles Warren, hi a letter explaining his failure to catch the Whitechapel murder- er, ratherillogically lap; the Masao on Mr. Gladstone, who, in elfin and Opposition, en- courage&mob rule in Loudon. STATISTICS. TILE MORTALITY TABLE roit 1887. The report shows that during the year there were 17,622 deatini in 26'' cities and towns of Canada, whioh have an mann. ed population of 751,670; in accordance, as stated la the report, with the municipal minus returns of esoh of the plaoes. This makea a total average mortality of 23,3 per 1,(4.10 of population per annum. Of the 26 places Hall shows the highest mortality, ooly ?motion lese than 42 pee 1,000 of its population. Sorel stands next, with a halation less than 36 per 1,600. Mon- treal gives gives the third highest rate, sa 7 per 1,000. The lowest mortality is recorded by Chat- ham, Ont., which gives gives only 12 per 1,000 of population; while' Charlottetown gives only a fraction more. Some may ba disposed to queetion ehe accuracy and oom- pletentss of the returns from these places. Kingston gives less than 17 per 1,000; Hamilton has than 18 t Halifax, 18.17; Toronto, 19 34 (with a given populabion ox 126,169 for the average of last year) ; St, John N. B., 2095, and Ottawa, 21.96 per 1,00d. As to the eauses of death : Itis, of course found thab he the different cities different causes prevail moat. Where there WAS a high mortality among children, there atro- phy and dirrahote prevailed most ; while in other places diseases of the respiratory organs stand highest on the list. These with consumption, diphtheria, scarlet fever and cancer, stand high up or highest in the list in nearly all the plume. , Zymotic, commonly called filth, dismiss, caused about 4,000 of the deaths, and alone gave a mortality of 5.5 per 1,000 of popula- tion • more than double the average rate of the 28 largest Eaglish towns. Of the total 17,522 deaths recorded, 9,206, onsiderab'y over one-half, were of children under 5 vow of age. Of the 503 deaths in Hull, 347 were of those under this age. Of the 243 deaths in Sorel, 152 were of like age. Of the 6,050 who died in Montreal, 3.881 were under 5 years ; and of Ottawa's 813 deaths, 413 were of chi/dren under 5. A Mithigander has been vexing, the soul of a Canadian resident in But Saginaw. His tormenter dared to insinuate that any ono of the States mentioned below is greater than the combined area of Ontario, Quebec, and Manitoba, with the Mealtime Provineee thrown in. Not une American in ten thpu- sand knows any betber. The names of the States, Territories and Provincee follow, and we have, as requested attached the area in equare miles to each :— Square miles. Michigaia 53,915 Dakota 149,100 New York . 49,170 Ontario *181.300 Quebec 187,688 Manitoba 60,620 Maritime Provinces • 50,214 *Ontario is a few t'musand miles larger than this, but the Dominion Government has not yet recognIzsd the Privy Council's judgment awarding the Province a boundary on the north. The true extent of Ontario is over 200.000 e gore miles. The Massaonusetts board cf health ex- amined last year 4 780 samplee of food, in- cluding 3,030 of milk. The percentage of adulrerations, etc., in milk was 38 33, as against 87 0 ill 1633, when the law first went into operation. Drug adulterations were reduced to 27 27 per one The gen- eral percentage was 35.05, . • How Gortsohakoff was Ont -Witted. A few years ago, says a London " Star e writer, Count Andrasay told an interesting story, which shows that age had duUed Prince Gortechakoffe faculties some time be-. fore his death. "The policy, as you know, of Russia ab the Berlin Conference was to secure a lar,ge Bulgaria, " said Count And- rassy,." but she was afraid. openly to oppose England and Austria. So a map was sent to the Prince, with two lines drawn upon it, one showirg the size of the principality Rank desired, and the other marking the are she would. if necessary, accept. Armed with this map, Prince Gortschakoffcame down to the conference, and, with deplorable want of forethought, laid it open on the table. Betore long the two lines caught ,the quick eye of Lard Bescontfield," added Count An - dressy, his bhaggy eyebrows twitching with amusement at the reminiscenee, "and with a nudge and a wink he pointed them out to me, the prince being in sublime ignorance of what was going on behiad his back. I need hardly say 1 took the hint, and Russia had to be contint with whab she said she would accept, and not with what she wonli have liked to gob. In this way the small Bulgaria WM formed." A Royal Breakfast, A letter written by Anne Boleyn about three and a half centories ago has twit been published, lb was on the °masa= of her first visit to Lendon, and the writer de- scribes, among other things, the unfavorable effects produced in her ease by the late hours and dissipations of the oapitel in the early part of the reign of Henry VII. She writes :—" We rim so late in the morning— seldom before six o'clock—and Bit np so late at night—being scarcely in bed before ten—that 1 am quite sick of it. The irregu- lar life which I have led sins° I mime te this place has quite destroyed my appetite." She then proceeds to mention a little detail which illustrates the ideas of the Lady Anne Boleyn and her contemporaries as to what was a normal appetite th healthy English woman at that period. "on know," she writes to her cones. poneent, "I could manage one pound of bacon and a, tankard of good ale for my breakfast in tke country; bub in London I find it difficult to get through half' that quantity." A Very Natural Mistake. A funny s sne occurred in front of a ololshireg house the other day. The passers-by at the time were shelled by the sheieke and morns of a women and, a little lad was sprnevling on the pavement. It seems 60 he had grabbed her violently around the lower limbs, and she, frightened out of her seneee, had let her wrath go off violently as she gave the boy a kick in an effort so get loom from his grip. The pedestrians gathered around her while she was ou the verge of hysterics, and it was some time be- fore matters were straightened oui and the explanation that followed found eatisfao• tory. The boy ie elsenteminded and me- chanical in his movements. 16 Was near clerk when one of the proprietors ordered the lad to go out in the street and bring in the " dummica." A line of them stood in front of a large show window, and the young. ster, in a fit of absorption of the mind, Mite took the lady for a dummy alma proceeded to haul her in out of the weather. The pro- prietor had some trouble in explaining how natural the mistake WAS, and he is not yet oortain whether he made %hinge setts- fatatory. What Becomes of the Slam 2 • We aro hearing a gomrdeal ttOWD4aYg bate regions in inner Afriea depopulated by Arab slave,dealers and of movements in Europe having in view the resouo of the Dark CoNinelic from this muideroue traffic. A few years ago, the east coo* export awe trade Weejelmost unimpeded,;. was easy to see what bscame of the unfortunates who were driven from the tar interior to the eee. Con- sul Holmwood avid that in 1874 1000 alaves a month passed through the pr G of Momba- sa alone. Capt. Eton confirmed these figures, and added ±10± 10 tenet year 30,000 slaves were exported from the various ports controlled by the Sultan of Z trztbar, They were bound for Arabia and Turkey and the blends off the east coast of Africa. In later years, however, the embargo upon the ex- porb ;slave trade brought it praetioally to a atandatill, and it is Interesting to inquire whet becomes of the many thousands of new victims whose Sufferings have aroused tbe pity of the civilized world. While every port of importance is now in the hands of the British, Gentians, and Portugueoe, the horrors of the slave trade are raging more violently teen ever in inner Africa. The explanation is that Africa her- • self has become the market for the poor captives who oan no longer be sent abroad with safety. The Arabs and the native chiefs, who encourage their crimes, now absorb the greater part of the new supplies of slaves in cultivating the large plentetions they have started for three hundred miles along the Congo, beteen that river and Lake Tanganyika, and at intervals between the lake and the Indian Oman, They no longer engage Zanzibar porters to carry their trade goods into the oountry and their ivory te the sea, but great slave oaravana, often numbering over a thousand souls, now perform these services. While many native (Aide are assoeie.ted with the Arabs in the business of slave catching, many others gladly exchange their ivory for slaves; and by far the larger part of field labor and the household drudgery in some tribes is now pertormed by slaves, purchased of the Arabs, whose captives aleo fid the harems of the chiefs and important men. Within the past two years, the British having relaxed their vigilance 10. guarding the coast, there has been a peanut revival of the export trade. The number of slaves who have been smuggled into Arabia has been insignificant, hut of late there has been a large increase of the traffic between e east coast and Madagascar. Mr, Abram as- serts that many of the so-called cattle coast- ers plying between the Zarzibar coast and Madagascar are in reality slave dhows ear- ring the French flag. Mr. Sturge writes that "the introduction of new slaves by Ar- abs into Madagascar under the French flag is going on at a fearful rate," The French government last week ordered an investiga- tion of these and mmilar charges that rts lig is being thwidishonered. Romance and Stern Reality. Here is a little nuptial story that shows how hard it is when romance facies stern reality. A certain handsome young man in O far-offforeign land, connected with a bank- irg house betame acquainted with a Phila- delphia la:cly who transacted some money inattera there. He fell in love wiGh the heiress, and Mewed his ardor by travelling long distanoes to be near her. Site returned to Philadelphia. He followed, was accepted, end they were married. But 'the youngman, with the economic ideas of his fatherland, found that a fashion- able wedding in this land of extravagance was a more expensive matter than ne had im- agined. The arrangements were no sooner web under way than he discovered thatio would cost five or ten times as much to be marxied in style here as it would at home. He aid not mind the passage over of his best man and relattvea, bub the estimates for the caterer, the florist, and so on were what went against his grain. Every move; he found, cost enormously here, and in vain he tried to reduce the impending outlay. As It had been given out that he wa,s rich, he had assumed as his share of the yodeling arrangements giving a reception and supper after the ceremony. It also became appar- ent that the lady's fortune was not large. The question ef remittances became lamer- tanb ao the bridegroom, Many weeks have now passed since the wedding festivities'and the bridegroom ia anxiously sought for though his where- abouts( are ab premed unknown. Florists, musicians, wine men end various others who contributed to the joy of that nuptial feasb are all in a state of anxiety, wondering if the bridegroom will turn up or if his remittances are on the way. The Problem of a Flying -Machine. ' We must admit that a bird is an incom- parable model of a flying -machine. No machine that a e may hope to devise, for the same weight ef macnine, fuel, and direoting brain, is half so effective. And yet, tide machine, thus perfected through infinite ages by a ruthless process of natural selec- tion, reaches its liknit of weight ab about fifty pounds I I said, " weight of machine, fuel, and directing brain." Here is another prodigious advantage of the natured over the artificial machine. The flying animal is its own engineer, the flying -machine must carry its engineer. The directing engineer in the former (the brain) is perhaps an ounce, in the latter it is one hundred and fifty pounds. The smallest possible weight of a flyineenaachine, with its necessary fuel and engineer, even without freight or pas- sengers, could not be less than three or four hundred pounds. Now, to complete the arguntInt, put these three indumutable foots together: 1. There is a low limit of weight, certainly not much beyond fifty pounds, beyond which it is impossible for an animal to fly. Nature has reached this limit, and with her utmost effort has failed to pass la '2. The animal machine is far nuire effective than any we may Melee to make; therefore the limits of the weight of a successful flying -machine cannot be tuore than fifte pounds. 3. The weight of any machine constrected for flying, inoluding fuel end engineer, can nob be less than three or four hundred pounds. is it not demonstrated that a true flying, machine, self-raising, selfsustaining, self- propelling, is physically impossible 7-- JOElePetLu, Coivrit, in the Popular Science. Monthlq. • Wanted Something Hard. "What do you think of that ?" inquired. klrs. Smith, who wits reading a newspaper to het husband. "Fifteen worrien hurtled a Denver fool ?" "That's no6 bad," replied Mr. Smith. "You have nob noticed the worst aripecb of She affair yet, my dear.' "Why, john, what is worse than fifteen women marrying a tool?" "Why, olio man inarrying fifteen fools. Ask me something hard, ihy der.'