HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Times, 1888-10-25, Page 3"ROUGHING IT IN THE BUSH."
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TBIi onauivARI.
Our is se l' i 'Tis w in vain tie si h
For home or friends or oountr left pe
hind. , y
Come, drythose tears and lift the�downcaa
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To theehi h heaven of hoe, and be re
g
ei n'd; P
Wisdomand time, will justify the: deed,
The eye will cease to weep, the heart ,to
bleed.
Love's thrilling sympathies, affections pure
All that endear'd and ballow'd your los
.some,
Slat on a broad foundation, firm and sure,
Ltabliah peace; the wilderness become
Deal' as the distant land you fondly prize,
Or dearer visions that in memory rise.
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The moan of the wind tells of the Doming
rain that it bears upon its: wings ; the deep
stillness of the woode, and the lengthened
shadows they cast upon the stream, silently
but surely foreshadow the bursting of the
thunder -aloud ; and who that has lived for
any time upon the coast, can mistake the.
language of the waves—that deep prophetio
surging that ushers in the terrible gale?
So it is with the, human heart—it has its
mysterious warnings, its fits of sunshine and
shade, of storm and calm, now elevated with
anticipations of joy, now depressed by dark
presentiments of ill.
All who have ever trodden this earth,
possessed of the powers of thought and re-
flection, of tracing effects bank to their
causes, have listened to these voices of the
soul, and secretly acknowledged their power;
bub few, very few, have had courage boldly
to declare their belief in them ; the wisest
and the best have given credence to them,
and the; experience of every day proves their
truth ; yea, the proverbs of past ages abound
with allusions to the same subject, and
though the worldly may sneer, and the good
Ivan repudiate the belief in a theory whioh
he considers dangerous, yet the former, when
he appears led by an irresistible impulse to
enter into some fortunate, but until then
unthought of, speculation ; and the latter,
when he devoutly exclaims that God has
met him in prayer, unconsciously acknow-
ledges the same spiritual agency. For my
own part, I have no doubts upon the sub.
jecb, and have found many times, and at
different periods of my life, that the voice
in the soul speaks truly ; that if we gave
stricter heed to its mysterious warnings, we
should be caved much after-aorrow.
Well do 1 remember how sternly and
solemnly this inward monitor warned me of
approaching ill, the last night I spent at
home ; how it strove to draw me back as
from a fearful abyss, beseeching me not to
li$ave England and emigrate to Canada, and
how gladly would I have obeyed the injun°.
tion had it still been in my power. 1 had
bowed to a superior mandate, the command
of duty, for my husband's sake, for the sake
of the infant, whose little bosom heaved
against my swelling heart, I had consented
to bid adieu forever to my native shores,
and ib seemed both useless and sinful to
draw bank,
I Yet, by what stern necessity were we
driven forth to seek a new home amid
the western wilds ? We were not compelled
to emigrate. Bound to England by a thou-
sand holy and endearing tiea, surrounded by
a circle of ohoeen friends, and happy in each
other's love, we possessed all that the world
can bestow of good—but tuet►ge The
paMigid economy, is too small to supply
the wants of a family ; and if of a good
family, not enough to maintain his original
standing in society. True, it may find his
children bread, it may clothe them indiffer-
ently, but it leaven nothing for the indite
pensible requirements of education, or the
painful contingencies of sickness and mis-
tortune. In such a case, it is both wise and
right to emigrate ; Nature points it out as
the only eafe remedy for the evils arising out
of an over -dense population, and her advice
is always founded upon justice and truth.
Up to the period of wnioh I now speak,
we had nob experienced much inconvenience
from our very limited means. Our wants
were few, and we enjoyed many of the com-
forte and even some of the luxuries of life ;
and all had gone on smoothly and lovingly
with ns until the birth of our first child. It
was then that prudence whispered to the
father, " Yon are happy and contented now,
but this cannot always last; the birth of
that child, whom you have hailed with as
much rapture as though she were born to
inherit a noble estate, is to you the begin-
ning of care. Y our family may increase, and
your wants will increase in proportion ; out
of what fund can you satisfy their demands ?
Some provision must be made for the future,
and made quickly, while youth and health
enable you to combab successfully with the
ills of life. When you married for inclina-
tion, you knew that emigration meet be the
result of such an act of imprudence in over-
populated England. Up and be doing, while
you still possess the means of transporting
yourself to a land where the industrious can
never lack bread, and where there is a
chance that wealth and independence may
reward virtuous toil.
Alas! that truth should ever whisper such
unpleasant realities to the lover of e;tse—to
the poet, the author, the musician, the man
of books, of refined taste and gentlemanly
habits. Yet he took the hint, and began to
bestir himself with the spirit and energy so
characteristic of the glorious North, from
whence he sprung.
" The sac-rifice,' he said, " must bo made,
and the sooner the better. My (dear wife, I
feel confident that you will respond to the
call of duty ; and hand-in-hand and heart
in-hearb-we will go forth to meet difficulties.
and, by the help of God, to subdue them."
Dear husband 1 I take shame to myself'
that my purpose was less firm, that my heart
lingered so far behind yours in "prepar-
ing for this great epoch in our lives
that, like Lot's wife, 1 still turned and
looked hack, and clung with all my
strength to '• the land I wee leaving.
It was not the hardships of an emi-
grant's life I dreaded. I could bear mere
physical privations philosophically, enough ;
it was the loss of the Society in which I had
moved, the want of congenial pursuits, that
made me so reluctant to respond to my hus-
band's
ue•
band' a rah.
$ was theoun gest in a familyremarkable
for their literarygattainments;and, while
yet a child, I had mien riches melt away
from our once prosperous home, as the Cana-
dian snows dissolve beforo the first warm i
days of spring, leaving the verdureless earth
naked and bare. i
There was, ho ever, a spirit in my family
that rose superior to the crushing influences
of adversity.•. Poverty, which se often de- p
grades the weak mind, became their best
teacher, the stern but fruitful parent of high
resolve and tennabling thought. The very
misfortunes that overwhelmed, became the
source from whence they derived both energy
and Strentrth, as the inundation of sonic? c
mighty river fertilises the shores Duel+ tvhiob g
II first spreads ruin and; desolation. With-
out losing aught of their former position in
society, they dared to be poor; to place
mind above matter, and make the Valents
with which the great Father had liberally
endowed them, work out their appointed
end. The world encored, and summer friends
foraoole them;: they turned their backs
upon the world, and upon the ephemeral
tribes that live but in its smiles.
From out the solitude in which they
dwelt, their names went forth.' through the
crowded cities of teat cold, sneering world,
and were mentioned with respect by the
wise, and good; and what they lost in
wealth, they more than regained in well-
earned reputation.
Brought n in this school of self-denial, it
would have been strange indeed if all its
wise and holy pr000pba had brought forth
no corresponding fruit. I endeavored to
reconcile myself to the ohange that awaited
me, to accommodate my mind and pursuits
to the new position in which I found myself
placed.
Many a hard battle had we to fight with
old prejudices, and many proud swellings of
the heart to subdue, before we could feel
the least interest in the Iand of our adcp
tion, or look upon it as our home.
All was new, strange, and distaateful to
us ; we shrank from the rude, coarse famil-
iarity of the uneducated people among whom
we were thrown ; and they in return. view-
ed us as innovators, who wished tocurtail
their independence by expecting from them
the kindly civilities and gentle courtesies of
a more refined community. They consid-
ered us proud ani shy, when we were only
anxious not to give offence. The semi -bar-
barous Yankee squatters, who had "lift their
country for ,heir country's good," and by
whom we we; surrounded in our first set-
tlement, detested us, and with them we
could have no feeling in common. We could
neither lie nor cheat in our dealings with
them ; and they despised us for our iguor-
ance in trading and our want of smartness.
The utter want of that common courtesy
with which a well -brought up. European
addresses the poorest of his . brethren, is
severely felt at first by settlers in Canada.
At the period of which I am now speaking
the titles of "sir," or "madam," were very
rarely applied by inferiors. They entered
your house without knocking ; and while
boasting of their freedom, violated one of
its dearest laws, which considers even the
cottage of the poorest labourer his castle,
and his privacy sacred.
"Is your man to hum?"—" Is the woman
within ?" were the general inquiries made
to me by such guests, while my bare-
legged, ragged Irish servants were always
spoken to as "sir" and "mem," as if to make
the distinction more pointed.
Why they treated our claims to their respect
with ma rked insult and rudeness, I never
could satisfactorily determine, in any way
that could reflect honour on the species, or
even dead an excuse for its brutality, until 1
found that this insolence was more generally
practised by the low, uneducated emigrants
from Britain, who better understood your
claims to their civility. than by the natives
themselves. Then I discovered the secret.
The unnatural restraint which society
imposes upon these people at home forces
them to treat their more fortunate brethren
with a servile deference which is repugnant
to their feelings, a is thrust upon them by
the dependent air instances in which they
are placed. .'hhle homage to rank and edit -
's - sincere. Hatred and envy lie
heti: hearts, althoughidrten.- v
outward obsegntousuees. anemias compels
their obedience ; they fawn, and cringe, and
flatter the wealth on which they depend
for bread. But let them once emigrate, the
clog which fettered them is suddenly re-
moved ; they are free ; and the dearest prix
ilege of this freedom is to wreck upon their
superiors the long•locked-rip hatred of
their hearta, They think they can debase
you to their level by disallowing all your
claims to distinction ; while they hope to
exalt themselves and their fellows into
ladies and gentlemen by sinking you back to
the only title you received from Nature—
plain "man" and "woman." Oh, how
much more honourable than their vulgar
prebentions!
I never knew the real dignity of these
simple epithets until they were insultingly
thrust upon ns by the working -classes of
Canada.
Bat from this folly the native-born Cana-
dian is exempt ; it is'only practised by the
1ow.born Yankee, or the Yankeefied British
peasantry and mechanics. It originates in
the enormous reaction springing out of a
sudden emancipation from a state of utter
dependence into one of unrestrained liberty.
As such, I not only excuse, but forgive it,
for the principle is founded in nature ; and,
however disgusting and distasteful to those
accustomed to different treatment from
their inferiors, it is better than a hollow
profession of duty and attachment urged
upon us by a false and unnatural position.
Still, it is very irksome until you tnink
more deeply upon it ; and then it serves to
amuse rather than to irritate.
And here I would observe, before quitting
this subject, that of all follies, that of taking
out servants from the old country is one of
the greatest,tand is sure to end in the loss of
the money expended in their passage, and
to' beoome the cause of deep disappoint-
ment and mortification to yourself.
They no sooner set toot upon the Canadian
shores than they become poaeessed with this
ultra -republican spirit. All respect for
their o nployere, all subordination is at au
end ; the very air of Cannda severs the tie
of mutual obligation which bound you to-
gether. They fancy themselves not only
equal to you in rank, but that ignorance and
vulgarity give them superior claims of
notice. They demand' the highest wages,
and grumble at doing half the work, in re-
turn, which they cheerfully performed at
home., They demand to eat at your table,
and to sit in your company, and if you re-
fuse to listen to their dishonest and extrava-
gant claims, they tell you that " they are
free; that no contract made in the old
country is binding in ' Meriky ;' that you
may look out for another person to fill their
place as soon as von like ; and that you may
get the money expended in their passage
and outfit in the best manner you can,"
• was untortunate.y persuaded to take
out a woman with me as a nurse for my
in the voyage,as I was in
child during ver
poor health ; and her conduct, and the
trouble. and expense she occasioned, were a
perfect illustration of what I have described,
When we consider the different position
n whioh servants are placed in tho old
and new world, this conduct, ungrateful as
t then appeared to me, ought not to create
t he least surprise. In Britain, for instance,
they are too often dependent upon the ca-
rica of their employers for bread. Their
wages are low ; their moral londition still
lower. , They are brought up hi the most
servile fear of the higher classes, and they
feel most keenly their hopelesn degradation,
for no effort ort their part can better their
onditlon. They know that if once they
et a bad ohataoter they frust starve or
teal.:; and to this eonviotieh we are indebt-
ed f9r a great deal of their seeming fidelity
and long and laborious servioo in our
families, whioh we owe less to any moral
peroeption on their port of the superior
kindness or excellence of their.em pgoy
l vera
thanto the mere feeling of assurance, that
as long `til they do their work well, and are
cheerful and obedient, they will be puncta
ally paid their wages, and well housed and.
fed.
Ilpy is it • for them and their masters
when even this selfish bond of union exists
between them 1
But in Canada the state of things in this
respect is wholly reversed. The serving
plass, comparatively speaking, is email, and
admits of little' competition. Servants that
understand the work of the country are not
easily prooured, and such always can oom•
mend the highest wages, The possession of
a good servant is such an addition to oom
fort, that they are persons of no small cop-:
sequence, for the dread of starving no longer
frightens them into servile obedience. They
can live without you, and they well know.
that you cannot do without them. If you
atempt to practice upon them that com-
mon vile of English mistresses, to scold
them for any alight omission or offence,
you rouse' into active operation all their
new-found spirit of freedom and opposition.
They to n up ne you with a torrent of abuse;
they dt ma nit their wages, and declare
their intention of quitting you instantly.
The more inconvenient the time for you,
the more bitter become their insulting re-
marks. They toll you, with a high hand.
that "they, are as good as you; that they
oan get twenty better places by thomorrow,
and that they don't care a snap for your
anger." And away they bounce, leaving
you to finish a large wash, or a heavy job
of ironing, in the best way you oan.
When they look upon such conduct as
the reaction arising out of their former
state, we cannot so much blame them, and
are obliged to ownthat ib is the natural
result of a sudden emancipation from former
restraint. With all their insolent airs of
independence, I must .confess that I prefer
the Canadian to the European servant. If
they turn out good and faithful, it springs
more from real respect and affection, and
you possess in your domestio a vahiabl3'
assistant and friend ; but this will never be
the case with a servant brought out with
you from the old country, for the reasons
beforo assigned. The happy independence
enjoyed in this highly -favoured land as no-
where better illustrated than in the fact
that no domestio can be treated with cruelty
or insolence by an nnbenovolenb or arrogant
master.
Forty years has mane as great a difference
in the state of sooiety in Canada as it has
in its commercial and political importance,
When we came to the Canticles, society
was composed of elements which did not al-
ways amalgamate in the best possible
manner.
The Canadian women, while they retain
the bloom and freshness of youth, are ex-
ceedingly pretty ; but these charms soon
fade, owing, perhaps, to the fierce extremes
of their climate, or the withering effect of
the dry, metallic air of stoves, and their go-
ing too early into company and being ex-
posed, while yet children, to the noxious in-
fluence of late hours, and the sudden change
from heated rooms to the cold, biting bitter
winter blast.
Though small in stature, they are general-
ly well and symmetrically formed, and
possess a graceful, easy carriage. The early
age at which they marry and are introduced
into society, takes from them all awkward-
ness and restraint.
They have excellent practical abilities
render them intellectuarana charming com-
panions. At present, too many of these
truly lovely girls remind one of choice
flowers half buried in weeds.
Music and dancing are their chief ac-
cemp1ishments. Though possessing an ex-
cellent general taste for music, ib is seldom
in their power to bestow upon its study the
time which is required to make a really good
musician. They are admirable proficients
in the other art, which they acquire readily,
with the leatt instruction, often without any
instruction at all, beyond that which is
given almost intuitively by a good ear for
time, and a quick perception of the harmony
of motion.
The waltz is their favorite dance, in which
old and young join with the greatest avidity;
it is not unusual to see parents and their
grown-up children dancing in the same set
in a public ball -room.
On entering one of the public ballrooms,
e stranger would be delighted with such a
display of pretty faces and neat figures. I
have hardly ever seen a really plain Canadi-
an girl in her teens; and a downright ugly
one is almost unknown.
The high cheek -bones, wide mouth, and
turned-ap nose of the Saxon race, eo common
among the lower classes in Britain, are here
succeeded in the next generation, by the
small oval face, straight nose, and beauti-
fully -out mouth of the American ; while the
glowing tint of the Albion rose pales before
the withering influence of late hours and
stave heat.
They are naturally a •fine people, and
possess capabilities and talents, which when
improved by cultivation will render them
second to no people in the •world; and that
period is not far distant.
To the benevolent philanthropist, whose
heart has bled over the misery and pauper-
ism of the lower classes in Great Britain,
the almost entire absence of -mendicity from
Canada would be highly gratifying. Can-
ada has few, if any, native beggars; her
objects of charity are generally imported
from the .mother country, "and these are
never suffered to want food or clothing.
The Canadians are a truly charitable people,
no person in distress is driven with harsh
and cruel language from their doors ; they
not only generously relieve the wants of
suffering strangers cast upon their bounty,
but they nurse them in sickness, and use
every means in their power to procure them
employment. The number of orphan ohild-
?en yearly adopted by wealthy Canadians,
and treated in every respect as their own,
is almost incredible.
It is a glorious .country for the labouring
classes, for, while blessed with health, they
are always certain of employment, and cer-
tain also to derive from it ample means of
support for their families. An;induetrious,
hard-working matt in a:few years is able
to purchase from hie savings a homestead of
his own; and in prover. of time becomes
one of the moat import at and o
p prosperous
class of settlers in Cana a, her free and in-
dependent yeomen, who f.>rm the bones and
sinews of this rising country, and frena
among whom she already begins to draw
her Senators, while their educated sons
become the aristocrats of the rising genera.
tion.
It has often been remarked to me by
people long resident in the colony, that
thee° who come to the country destitute of
moansbut able and willing to work, invari-
ably improve their condition and become
independent ; while the gentleman who
brings out with him a email capital is too
often tricked and cheated out of his proper-
ty, and drawn into rash and dangerous
speculations which terminate in his ruin.
His 'children, neglected and uneducated
but brought up with ideas far beyond then'
means, and offered to waste their time in
idleness, seldom take to work, and pot un
frequently: sink down to the lowest depths..
It was towards the close of the summer
of 1833, which had been unusually gold and
wet for Canada, while Moodie was absent at
D inspeotng a portion of his
government grant of land,•that I was start-
led one night, just before retiring to rest,
by the sudden firing of guns in our near
vioinity, accompanied by, shouts and yells,
the braying of horns, the beating.of drums
and the barking of all the dogs in the.
neighbourhood. I never heard a more stun-
ning uproar of discordant and hideou
sounds.
W hat could it all mean ?: The maid ser
vant, as much alarmed as myself, opened the
door and listen
•
"The goodness defend us 1'' she ex-
claimed, quickly closing it, and drawing a
bolt seldom used. " We shall be murdered.
The Yankees must have taken Canada, and
are marching hither,"
"Noneenae 1 that cannot be. Besides,
they would never leave the main road to at•
tack a poor plane like this, Yet the noise
is very near. Hark 1 they are firing again.
Bring me the hammer and some nails, and
let us secure the windows."
The next moment I laughed at my folly
in attempting to secure a log hut, when the
application of a match to it, rotten walls
would oonaume it in a few minutes. Still,
as the noise increased, I was really fright-
ened. My-aervant,. who was Irish (for my
Scotch girl, 33811, hadtaken to herself a hus-
band, and I had been obliged to hire an-
other in her place, who had been only a few
days in the country), began to cry and
wring her hands, and lament her hard fate
in coming to Canada.
(To DE CONTINUED.)
True Womanhood.
w. e, sTmvsrs.''
1 musa'b allow tate thought to go
In those dark ways that eyes have wandered ;
1 will nut deal the orusl blow—
Eyes would but weep for women's woe,
For 1oolitb women who nave blundered.
.1 have some women in my eye
Who think themselves the list of women,
Whose weaknesses 1'11 not descry,
But kindly let them all pass by
Lest I should make worse than foemen.
If to some woman I am plain
It is not done with ill intention,
And if perchance I cause some pain
It is that womanhood must reign
Exalted in our apprehension.
I love to see her in her plane,
With woman's tender love and breeding,
With love-ilt beauty in her face
Shining out, with lustrous grace,
A queen, above all else ex seeding.
To look into a woman's eye
And see a mirror tteere reflecting
An image back to you and I
Of true womanhood you can't deny
Is otherwise theta meet afscting.
Of such a womanhood I'll slug
In numbers which are sweee and tender ;
To her my manhood I will bring,
Its head and heart for offering
In homage to her queenly spl.ndour.
Such a womanhood is dear to me 1
She beautifies trio common places 1
She lifted up humanity 1
With softer, queenly signity
Every little act she grapes 1
Love is the Light.
3Y 11. A. MORRISON.
Ltoking tor the light, my Soul, this morning,
The light of the Life in the Light of God ?
Tu n thy vision where iba rays adorning—
Scatter its benisons all abroad.
Darkaeee and sorrow fn them bath a birth ;
Radiant domes of life enwreath thee,—
None have.a sourer+ in the deathful Earth.
Lift thine eyes to the Heaven above thee.—
Away from the din, the moil, and the ettife.—
Ilead the message :—"Thy Lord doth Lore rhes'
Love is the light of His perfect life.
Queen of Canadian Dells.
ET BRRear B. Le1611.
Whither, Ontario ? Whither so mad,
B.cileth thy wild, turbulent tide?
All foaming and frantic, joyous and glad
Toll me whither thy white caps ride ?
Why do yon question my silvery spray ?
Swiftepeeding with rapturous glee,
About Isar Toronto's bosom to play,
In sprinkling brilliancy.
Laing have I loved my spray -washed
The queen of Canadian delle,
For oft has ebe chanted my re+tiess tide,
To sleep with her sweet Sanbath bells.
Oft have I mirror'd her beautiful face,
And reflected her queenly form ;
Oft have I murmured her virtuous grace,
And sung of her love in a storm.
Oft have I danc'd to her radiant halls,
Nobility, genius and truth ;
Oft have I borne to her sheltering walls,
The bandsmen of tyrants uncouth.
Oft have I floated her sweet -scented flowers,
Far over my billowy swells ;
And rippled her praises in Bummer showers,;
My412asen of Canadian dells.
Her heart and ravine are deep and sublime,.
The gems of her baeom are pure ;
In refinement's gold her culture will shine,
Like abar-clusters forevermore I
The Old Man's Appreoiation of His Spunky
Boy.
Father—"So, my son, youhave beenfight-
ingg again, eh ?"
Bob—"Yes, father, I had a short set-to
with Jinn Billings this morning."
k' rather-"We11, you remember our last
conversation on this subject, do you not ?"
Eob-"i os, father, you said that you
would whale die till I couldn't move."
Father—"Ah, your memory, I semis still
stood. Go get the rawhide. Thanks. Now,
before begin thiedisagreeablethsk I should
like to have your story, and also know how
many times you struck the Billings boy,
for if I remember aright I promised you two
cuts of the rawhide for every time that you
hit a companion."
Bob—"Well, it was this way. You see,
Jim Billings is a Republican and I, like you,
am a Democrat. We got to arguing a little
bit, and finally Jim said that a Democrat
was no good on earth,"
Father—"James said that, did heY"
Bob --"Yes, he said they were all born
thieves, and that he could lick any son of a
Democrat that ever lived,"
Father—"And then did you fight?"
Bob—"Well, not quite then. I told him
I was the sen of a Demoetat, and was proud
of it, and he could not lick one side of me.
Then he said he could lick mo if I was an
octagon and had eight sides, and that my y
father Wasn't a respectable thief anyhow,
but a common, veranda climer. Then; we'
} A DREADFUL WIFE. 1 The War on tie Germans n fast Afrioat
1
Why herring° Is a Failure to Air, Iion•rer..
i t suppose every,, husband is subjeot to
what might be called - sudden fits, and 1
hope every wife tries to bear up under them
with philosophlcal patience. The other
Sunday morning, five minutes. after Mr.
Bowser had gone to his room to got ready
for church, he roared at me (Mrs. Bowser)
over the bannister
" Airs. Bowser, are you the woman of
the h -use or only a lady boarder ?"
" Why, dear ?" '
" Dont why dear me, Mrs. Bowser 1 If
I pretended to be a house keeper I'd look
after things once ,in a while 1"
" Anything wrong ?"
" Anything' 'wrong 1 Do I waste my
breath in talking when everything is all
right ?"
04 What is. it.?" I asked as I reached the
head of the stairs.
He held a clean shirt in one hand, and
with the other he pointed to it with a
dramatic flourish and whispered :
"Buttons 1"
H Buttons—how t"
"Not a solitary button, on this shirt, and
yet you find time to gad down town every
day 1 That's the kind of a wife you are 1"
" Mr. Bowser, do you mean shirt but•
tins?"
" Do I I You don't suppose I'm looking
for overcoat buttons on my shirt, do you?"
" Well, then, you haven't had a shirt but-
ton on your shirt for tett years. You and
all ethers use collar buttons. Your collar -
buttons are in the shirt you have on."
It struck him all in a heap. He saw how
he bad trapped himself, but he went to his
room muttering
"That's it t She always has an excuse
ready for everything 1"
One awful hot day in July he spoke about
changing his socks after his bath, and I told
him in the plainest of English that ho would
find clean ones in his lowest bureau drawer.
That night he came home and began :
" Can you tell me what day during the
next month you will have two minutes to
spare ?"
" Why ?"
" Because, if you ever get them, perhaps
you can devote a few seconds to darning the
holes in my socks. I've had to limp around
all the afternoon on that account."
" It can't be 1"
"Oh, no 1 You are such a model house-
keeper that it can't be, of course 1 Look
here !"
He pulled off his shoes and to ! be had on
bis heavy Winter socks, every thread wool 1
There were two or three holes, but they were
not to be darned until Fall, of course.
" Mr. Bowser, where did yon get those
socks ?" I hiked.
Out of the trunk in the clothes press, of
course,"
" And you go and put on January socks
in July 1 You have six pairs of clean cotton
socks in the lower drawer of the bureau."
"I'll bet you $10,000 there isn't even one
pair there 1 I looked through eve. y drawer
five times over 1"
I took him up and showed him the socks,
counting them out pair by pair, and he look-
ed at me very seriously and observed :
"Yes, I see 'em, but were they there when
I looked for 'em ? How easy for you to
have sneaked up and placed 'em here an
hour ago?'
He had some wearing apparel which he
said I might tell to buy some toys fir the
baby. I got the clothes down and went
through every pocket twice over. In one of
the coats I found a receipted bill for $26
worth of lumber, and I laid it on Mr.
Bowser's desk. A man ranee fo: the clothes
and took them away, at' d ti 'myth later,
t
when Mr. Bowser came Tho ' r told him of
int
my bargain.
"Yon got pat half what he wonld have
paid me," he replied, and the subject was
dropped for half an hour, Then all of a
sudden he jumped up and exclaimed :
"You've finally done it, just as I expected
you would 1"
" Done what ?"
" I remember that I loft a valuable paper
•in that brown coat. It was a receipted
lumber bill, and tieey may send the bill
again any day 1"
, I looked in the pockets."
" Oh, yes, you looked 1 You looked just
like any other wife who was in a hurry to
.get the clothes out of the house and the
money in her hand."
I went and got the reoeipt and asked him
f that was the one. He grudgingly admittech
that it was, and added
'"I presume the old clo' man found it and
returned it. I must reward him for his
:honesty."
Ili was only three nights ago that Mr.
Bowser took $5 from his wallet and handed
it to me with the remark : i=tlt, - .'..
" The man won't probably come with the
oats until after I have gone in the morning.
Take this and pay him." Next morning he
sat down to breakfast looking so very sober
that I asked .:
"Are you sick, Mr. Bowser ?"
"I ought to be. Whenpeopleare robbed
.they are generally made sick."
" Have you been robbed ?"
"I have."
"When ?"
"Last night."
"For mercy's sake 1 but did some one get
into our house?" ,
"I do not know. When I went to bed
last night I bad $55 in my wallet. This
morning I have only $50."
"You don't say."
"It seems very queer to nee, Mrs. Bowser.
If you want money why don't you ask for
it?"
"You don't think I took your money, do
you ?"
"It's very mysterious."
"Why, say, you gave me that five for the
feed man."
Mr. Bcweer's countenance fell just twenty-
six
wentysix inches in the next two seconds, and in
his confusion he agreed that the money was
now accounted for all right. However, on
second thought he oeserved :
"I will overlook it this time, Mrs. Bowser,
but don't presume upon my good nature in
future 1•'
Ntonsolation.
"I wouldn't cry, little boy," said a kind
old gentleman, coneolingly; "you may be
'unhappy for the moment, but it will soon
prise away. You wouldn't expect me to
cry, would you, every time I'm a little un-
happy ?"
( " n
I No air responded the tearful i
p little
lad : "you'd prob'ly go an' get a drink."
fit?"
Yokes and yoke effeote aro multiplying on
bung ladies' fall costumes, and take on all
sorts of ahepes—square, rounded, or out in
points that extend nearly to the waist in
front and terminate at the middle of the
ack. Upon now dresses these yokes, which
are invariably of a different fabric and col-
or from the rest of the emu, aro subetitut-
o y casts or yes s an, p matrons, a
girdle of the same f Abri& as the yoke being
very frequently added, with the upper per,
tion of the sleeve, like the gown and the duff
or Medici puff below ties elbow, glade of the
yoke material,
Father—"How—or—man. - times,m son • b
did you strike James?'' yy '
Bo—"I counted up as far as forty or I o
ty, an then a egarl to gouge my eye, ,
and I lost track of the teat, bub I am sure it
was close on to a hundred."
father My boy, go throw thisrawhide
into the fire and then &erne back and hug
me.
d in man
The Germane have serious work on hand
in East Fifrioa, Along three hundred miles
of the Z t,rzibar coast, between Pangani On
the north and Kilwa on the south, they hove
been attacked by ooast natives at five of their
etatione and several Germans have bten kill-
ed," Thi+uprising has speedily followed the
cession to the Germans by the. Sultan of
Zanzibar of this strip of coast, about 500
miles long and 10 mites wide. The immedi-
ate pretext for this rebellion is the violent
disinclination of the coast people to accept
the sovereignty, of Ecrepeene.. The real
cause of war is the affiliation of the coast
natives with the Arabs of the interior.
These attacks are only the lateet develop-
ment in the programme of open hostility to
all the whites in Africa, which led Mwanga,
frenzied by Arab lies,to kill Bishop. Han
ning��ton, and also led to the capture of Stan-
ley .1i alls and the assaults upon the European
settlers on Lake Nyasea,
These coast natives are not such untutor-
ed savages as those among whom white men.
have oast their lot on the other aide of equa-
torial'Africa. They are half-caste Arabs and
Moslem Negroids, the product of two or
three centuries of the admixture of Arab,
Portuguese, and Indian traders and settlers
with the native peoples. They dominate
most of the narrow coast strip for several
hundred miles, the pure-blooded Africans
having retreated before them into the interior.
Thousands of them, the Wa Suaheli, have
served explorers as porters, but most of those
who are now attacking the Germans are the
half-caste Arabs and coast clans known as
the Wa Mrima, whom the pure Arabs regard
at greatly their inferiors, though the most
influential immigrant in Central Attica, Tip-
pu Tib, is himself a half caste. Two-thirds
of the German stations are among the pure
African tribes on the highlands from 75 to
150 miles west of the disturbed coast stria.
The inevitable conflict between the whites
who are trying to uplift and develop Africa,
and the Moslems who are decimating and
degrading her people, has now been signal-
ized by bloodshed half way across the equa-
torial regions. Every enterprise of the
whites from sea to sea in this part of Africa
is now confronted by the Arab question, and
the signs are multiplying every day that
this problem must be settled before any of
those prej acts can go forward to which the
Arab influence is a perpetual menace.
Fortunately for the Germans the present
impediment in their path is so near the sea
that they will make short work of it when
they seriously set about its removal.
Alaska Uliff Dwellings.
In pre -historic times, human beings often
dwelt in dens, and caves of the earth, as
much for safety from their numerous
enemies as for shelter. Cave towns were
even excavated in the sides of cliffs
with what must have been, corentering the
rude tools employed, an enormous expendi-
ture of labor. The evidences of this custom
are numerous in Asia Minor, in Italy, and
in our own Southwest Territories. To -day
the most no; able instance of cave -houses, on
this hemiepbt re'
at least, is to be seen on
what is termed Ring's Island, to the south-
east of Cape Prince of Wales in Behring's
Sea, on the west -coast of Alaska.
This small island is an elevated tableland
of baeait. Its shores cunsiat of nearly ver-
tical cliff, fronting the tea, and ranging
in height from >ifny t't eeven hundred feet.
The islanrl is i>ihebiterl by a tribal family
of the 14ehlrmouts, or E,ktmoe, about two
hundred in number, who gained a subsist-
ence by walrus -hunting, sral-hunting and
whaling. They pursue the creatures in kyaks,
or canoes, which they are very expert in
launching through the surf, ami navigating
in rough water.
The summer houses of the islanders are
so many little platforms, .='tsclad to the
sea -cliffs, and composed of wha;e rib bones,
or shoulder bltde bones, fastened by thongs
of sinew to large pegs of bone driven into
the interstices of the baeait. The platforme.
are guarded around the outer aide by a hair
and are large enough for the family to,
lodge upon. Trey thus serve at once the
purposes of it habitation and a sentry -box„
from which the hunters may keep a lookout:
for walrus and seals.
Fires are kindled an them, and all the (main
nary affair s of life are pursued often at a lit i , i''u
of a hundred and fifty feet above rite mere
swells which thunder en the rocks beneath.
Not even a bird, a bank swailo.v, or an eagle
could have a more airy habitation. Like the
eagle, the Ring's Islanders have placed their
eyries on the cliffs, to serve as lookouts for
their prey.
The oddity of these si 'gular habitations
does not end here, however, since these
platform -houses are but the summer abodes of
the hunters.
The winter houses are even more remark-
able. To escape the winter storms, the
islanders have excavated caves in the shatter-
ed and seamed basalt—in many cases cav-
erns of considerable depth and size. During
eight months of the year these cave dwellings
constitute comfortable retreats from the
inclement weather, and also serve as store-
houses for the rude wealth of the family.
There are, it is stated, forty or fifty such
eavehouses, corresponding to the number' of'
families, and to the platforms of summer.
In some cases, the platform -house is at the
mouth of the cave -house, so the shift from
summer to winter quarters can be easily and
speedily effected.
It is difficult to conceive of the character
of such a life, on the face of a crag, with the
ocean surges beating far below, and the open
sky all around. What must be the thoughts
and ideas of a child, born and nurtured
amidst such strange surroundings 1
Already Dead.
A great and noble movement, for which
we all ought to be thankful, has been made
in favor of discarding from millinery the
feathers and bodies of birds. That slaughter
of the innocents has gone far enough in ad-
ministering to a diseased taste.
In some cases, however, the reform con-
tains a spice of absurdity. A lady who was
enthusiastically in favor of it, one day came
across a handsome stuffed bird among her
hoarded trifles of millinery.
" I think 1'11 have him on my fall hat
said.
" Dear me 1 I thought you were wildly
excited over the killing of birds for trim.
ming," said a friend.
" And so I am. I shouldn't dream of
buying a stuffed bird now, but this one I had
before my conversion 1"
Another lady who had gone over to the
side of mercy, gave a bird, which happened
to be in her possession, to her sister.
"It is so lovely I cottidn't burn it," she
said, e r and of couree I couldn't wear it my-
self."
Milliners have sundry clever was of out-
tingthe Gordian knot of principle.
Frnch women, struggling ag pia. Oen
gg glongin broken
En lish, hold up to it customer a poor little
etor u
sted sou Which
! « g tv� fol would sing ho more,
Ah, madame, declared she, In an ecstasy
of contemplation, "sat will be rdvissaftt 1'
"
But I cand,
h
"Because es socie€e?
" t wear a birA, madame; but
die little bird is dead 1"