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"1 would wish to be dead, and with mamma, if it was lot for the children, but I love them, and they love me." • "Love you I Just listen to her I The I saw her first carrying it great fat baby, little vampires that nick her lifeblood. apparently heavier than herself -a -a thhis The tyrants that get her mere beatiage than small faxed girl, looking about ten years. old, I San GOUR1) 1 And, madame, you hear her but, as I afterwards found out, nearly thir- say she lovas them?" " yes, , they do love me," the eighed. then. 'I alien always think Nathalie win' stunted by a perpetual baby burden, for her 1 o Monsieur Pierre, they are all 1 haveialn aunt; with who the lived, had a fretment the world. Tante Poiron is not alwaYai edditiou to her family, and Nathalie had arm. She has seal days, you know, and is nursed babiee since she was seven yea's.eld' kindabut then, you see, she has so many About that time her mother died, and the' chilerene site has .no love tat spare ear me." little orphan was thrown upun the tender " That's certain. end sure, Pierre mut- mercies of her aunt. toted in hie heavy beard, but we hod reaohed Madame Poiron was stout, red-faced, loud f the/farm-house.; and he ,lifted Nathalie oue voieed, and with one ruling passion that all tmaaat "Farewell, madame, and thank you, she said, as he bore her into the house. I thought often of Nathalie during the and set her household their tasks, but as next few weeka. I heard her ankle was that was impossible, she contented herself sprained, but that she was doing well. I with beginning at dawn, and grinding and did not venture to call, for it was evident driving SE no slave-driver in the ante -bel- that Madame Poiron had taken an invetiree him days ever ventured to do. dislike to me. But I was glad to see the Her husband was 5 farmer arid miller little girl walking out one morning with the near the little town of Mspleton ; her two baby in her Arms. I hurried forward and eldest sons worked in the fteith With the intercepted them. Nathalie was thinner other laborers, and woe to any of them who than ever, but her eyes—lovely eyes they did not obey the imperious dame. 811° did were—brightened at sight of me. not' spare herself, for 'constant eraployment "Are you quite well, Nathalie ?" I asked. was her religion ; but she had a frame lik e ti my foot bade me a little, madame, but iron, and the strength of a strong mar. I can walk, It is the firet time I could As for Netball°, had it not been for the carry Bebe—sweet Bebe?" kissing enthus- babies she was required to keep. out of the liassioally the pasty faced infant. ' We are way, she would have been driven to the going to have a fete in the woods, Bebe and grave • by tasks impossible for her puny X " showing me 'Oldie package she held in frame to perform. •one hand. "There is a slice of pie and a As it was, he ate her hurried raeals with piece of cake and 0 madame, will you not the everlasting baby on her lap, whom she eosin to ourfete ?" was expected to feed at intervals, and at. I said I would, but I must run home fiat tend to the wants of the twins, about two for something. That something was an years old, who sat beside her. She was addition to the tea-party. in the shape of •then driven out, with the three childern, some fruit I had just reoetved. It wits good to be kept out t f the way until dinner -time. to the the delight in Nathalieat eyes, when I treat the little one well 1" Machme I laid my contribution before her. Poiron would say to her gossips. "She is "0 Bebe 1 Bebe ?" she screamed, dap. my poor sister's child, and I have pity for ping her hands, "bananas, Bebe 1 Oranges! her. I work myself, I work my children; and lovely white grapes 1 Oh, they are too but for Nathalie, all she has to do all day beautiful to eat 1" long is to play in the womb with the little When the repast was over, Nathalie ones. It is play, play all the time for her, wrapped what remained in her apron for and eat and drink of the beat." Bebe and the twins. Madame Poiron believed faithfully what "You look quite happy, Nathalie," I she said. said. • It was during one of thine "play" times a Happy ? ah yet', madame, there is nahne that I first made the acquaintance of Natha- happier than I am to -day. Only think, I lie. I had been walking through the pretty can walk again and nurse Bebe. I love all little woodland which surrounded the town the children, but Bebe is a real angel of of Mapleton, where I was spending the h„,,aa el summer with a friend. Suddenly I came I eat there wondering over that starved• upon two stout, stolid -looking children, young life whose only modicum of sunlight looking more like Dutch dolls than anything was putty-faoed Bebe. What was happiness else. Their laps were full of flowers, an after all! A poor all -treated waif, whose in front of them was lying the baby, crow- daily, bread wee' ffavoied ' by harsh words, ing and kicking up ite heels, sat there under God's blessed sunlight and Natlialie was going through a kind of °allied herself happy. I gave up the prob- acrobatic pertormance for the amusement of ems. • • , . her charges, while the twins gravely stated Several weeks passed, and although I was at her with their big expressionless blue often on the watch, I eaw nothing of Nath. eyes. I have seldom seen any one so active alio. The house where my friend and I and daring as Netball° was, as she sprang boarded cominandeda full viewof the Poiron from one grape•vine to another, and danced farm ; for some days none of the men had kind of pas seui on them. 'I been working in the fielde, and the loud I was hidden behind a clump of bushes, voice of Madame Poiron was silent. where the children did not see me iebut I "What is the matter over at Poiron's I" noticed the little girl's face was pale, and I asked our landlady, Mrs. Blake. big drops stood on her forehead from Mrs. Blake turned very red and looked fatigue. Whenever she stopped th rest, the confused. Dutch dolls set up a howl. " Well, the truth is, I didn't like to tell "0h, hush, Maned°, hush, Marie, or you, ladies, for I thought you might get Tante Poiron will ccme after us I Then scared, and there 'ain't a bit of danger, tor she will not let us come here any more. 1 there's no communication between the farm am going to play again for you. leew looks and any house in town. They've got small - look, and gee me fly 1" pox there bad. Nearly all the • family are She made it spring to a high vine, which down with it. Old Poiron caught it from hung far above theme° on which she was a tramp. Two of the children will die tin sitting. She imbued it, and fell to the night, and they say the old madame can't ground. In a moment I was beside her, nae. There te no oneato attend them but and lifting her up. • one of the boys and little Nathalie." "Are you hurt ?" I asked, /4 Sim liana sick,•tben ?" I said relieved. "I don't• know," she said, rubbing her "Nathan° ? no. Old Dargan who has head. "" My head hurts, but at has hurt beenthere—he's had small.pox himself—told me all day. 0 Bebe, don't oryl" The baby ma, aBlake,. the child goes from one to the wise yelling at the top of its voice, and the other with Bebe in her arms. Bebe has chorus was swelled by the Dutch dolls, who small -pox, too, and she never puts it down." were frightened by my sudden appearance. I cannot ex -press all I felt when the next " Dottie cry, my darling! Thalie is coming da- y I saw the funerals leave the cottage— boone of the sons and one of the smaller chit - yon." She rose to her feet, and sank down again dren, Mrs. Blake did not know which. Then with a sharp cry. a few days afterward the hearse stopped "Ah,. nay foot is broken! I cannot walk I again, and two small white coffins were What will Tante Poiron say! What shall brought out. They held the poor . little do? Oh, what shall I do ?'' Dutch dolls. 'Yon will do nothing but lie here till I After that, I heard of the gradual recovery come back," I said. "It is a short walk to of the other patients and that Nathalie did your aunt's, and I will go and tell her, so not take the disease. Nearly a month daps that she can send for you. Perhaps these ed, and I was preptring to leave Mapleton children will let me take them home," 33011,' when, in one of my walk s, I came' sucldezily as I approached the twins, they threw them- upon Nathan°, leading her aunt by the hand. selves flat on their backs, and, yelled as if 1 ce Oh, I am so glad- to see you madame r had been the Giant Blunderbore, ready to she cried. "We are taking a little walk, eat them up. Tante Poiron and I. She is getting quite ",They don't like strangers 1" Nathalie saameagah,a, gasped. "0 madame, I must try to walk !" "I am glad to see you out," I said. "1 But as she raised herself, she sank back al- heard how ill you were." most fainting with agony. I walked rapid-, tt Is it the kind oity lady, 'Thane ?" she ly to the house, and, as I neared it, saw asked. "1 am blind, madame. I live, Madame Pekoe in the front yard, washing yes; but never to see again 1 Helpless, some clothes. I knew her well by sight, useless, ah 1" With a gran she threw up and as .1 called her name, she raised her her gaunt arms and her face torn and monstrous, dripping arms from the suds, ploughed by the .dread disease, full of des - and turned to me. Bak. "What does madam want?"she asked, ' "Oh hush, Tante 1" Nathalie cried. curtly. "Am I not here to help you, and do all "Your little niece has hurt herself.yonder on want ?" in the wood. She bas either sprained or "Yes, it is so," the woman uttered, broken her ankle. She cannot walk." quietly. "The one to whom I was cruel "Oh, the miserable creature 1" cried the and unkind, God has given me my sole woman. "Forever and forever doing some- stay. I tell her to go and be. happy. She thing wrong 1 And nothing to do but amuse shall have money to live where she chooses, herself all day 1 Has she hurt my children ?" but elle says, 'No 1 No I"' • turning upon me fiercely. " Letwe you and Bebe 1" Nathaliel-cried 1 "No, but she is badly hurt' "Never 1 With you is my home aa long as "Saints be praised it is not my angele ? you want me." Nathan() is a stubborn, ungrateful girl. The woman, still weak and nervous, burst And now to lay herself up, and leave me all into tears, and her little nieae led her away. to do 1 Pity she hadn't broken her neck at my problem was solved. If Nathalie was once 1" happy in loving and serving a little child, " You aught,to be ashamed of yourself, what will be her degree of felicity to find Madam Patron 1" I cried, indignantly. "If herself necessary to a whole family—her you do not intend sending help to the poor duties manifold, but sweetened by the love abild, I will do SO." and trust for which her faithful little heart "And where does madame think I can get hungered. I; help? Call the men out of the field at this hour, and lose so much time? No; if any one Not Quite Sure of Himself. goes, I must!" Magistrate (to witness)—You do solemnly ti... She stocie off, and I followed her, for some- , , , „ swear, Mime Rastus, that the evidence you how the idea of a dove in a 'vultures claws pursued me when I thought of poor, trembl. ing little Nathalie borne in the arms of the unfeeling giantess. When I reached them, else had the girl by the arm, and had lifted her to her feet. "None of your airs 1" she cried. "11 yon try to walk, you can. You are pretending. Stand up 1" I caught the child as she fell back, and at that moment I taw a man whom I knew well coining down the road in his cart. "Ab, here is Pierre Lagrange 1" I cr ied, joyfully,. "1 know he will take the child home." Pierre VMS a good, humane fellow, more than willing to do a kind act, and lifteo Nathalie into his cart at once. Madame Poiron, growling like .h bear, had taken h• T self off With the baby in her arMe, and thi Dutch dolls toddling after. "But then this le a bad besmears for pal • Nathalie," Pierre said, as he jogged aim g "That old fire -cat la going to give you hard them" Mum." "And did you say that,I was out ? E• I never have easy times, Monaletir "Vis ; / lied yez were out to iverybocty but Pierre," she atisteered, With het tiatient Misther Sampson." • around her should earn their salt by con- stant work. She would have liked to ria• at midnight, are about to give shall be the truth, the , na , but *0 en Witness—Y e'es yo' Ho h • dd t I scarcely a paltry three hundred on be, found to do Ian reverence. whole truth, and nothing but the truth? yo' awe' me on a mailer Bible; De size ob It is an interesting question whether the (let book, sah, makes de ole man nervous law ought not to proceed seabed brutal 'deed it do. ' wife tcirmentors, merely because the wife re- fuses to make complaint. A case in point • MISOEfalfiANEQUS, There is one thing about which all the moat reputable literary orgeniams the United States appear to be of substantially one mind, and that is their hostility to " Tnistsa° These. modern trade phenomena are regarded on all hands with suspicion nnd in many quarters with strong aventionl They have been driven to make plausible efforts at self-defence end justification, but they cannot root out the growing convictioa that they are evil thiagsaanclapt te beconSis intolerable among free people. • The Duke of Marlboiough, to make assu Slime sure, has got himself safely • married ,again according te the Eognah formula, On either side ot the Atlautic, therefore, is there any rectson why the new Duchess ehould ever feel ashamed of her relations to the British aristocracy, so far as legal grounds are concerned? And of course, every one will hope that she will continue peesonally so attractive that on no other grounds will she ever rue the day the& placed her among the peeresses of England. So Brother Jonathan means to show his molars on this Fishery business, does he, by sending some of his war ships to protect the " right's" of his fishing boats in our waters. Well, as long as he doesn't grind these teeth too ferociously we don't need to mind. No tux of gettieg rattled over it. That is about all his warvessela are good for, anyway, and we must not complain if he finds some such police work for them to do. Hurry up year minotaurs, Brother, and for their protection is might be well to tend along a dynamite gun or two if you have them handy. The political Ahabs in the American Con- gress seem determi aed by force or fraud to get possession of . the Canadian Naboth's vineyard. They begin to talk retaliation very freely even to an extent which may provoke war. The average Yankee politi- cian has ever been a bully, with strong re- liauce on stalwarb cheek and bluff. Their claims on our fishing .grounds are quite un- reasonable and they virtually. threaten war if we venture to defend our rights. Bub we are of British blood, and come of a race not used to being frightened into surrender. The terrible alma:lent that happened at a comparatively recent date, on the Boston and larovidence R. R., is 'said to have coat the road already about a million dollars, on account of "damages" alone, to say nothing of the losses in the destruction of their own property. A million dollars would have built a good few sound iron bridges. That is something that will bear reflecting on by managers of other roads which cling to their old rotten wooden structures, thet have stood the wear and tear of a quarter of a century perchance, or even more. Penny wise is eometinies pound foolish, as the Bos- ton and Providence has found out. The city of Washington has recently taken a step whuili might very properly be imitated by every city on the continent, and we trust that Toronto will not be the last to do so. This step was the appointment of three women to serve as matrons in the police stations of that city. The laudableness of such a measure needs no words to make it plain. This evidence of advanced humanity has been clue in large measure to the efforts of the women in the District of Columbia. Here is room for eome humble self.denying work on the part of Toronto ladies which we hope will be taken pc.ssassion of to good pur- pose. Police matrons ought to be regarded as essentially necessary adjunota of the ma- chinery of the law in every well regulated city. ' It is the genial but plain spoken Auto- crat 'of the Breakfast Table who says that "pride in the sense of contemning Others less gifted than herself deserves the two lowest circles of a vulgar woman's Inferno, where the punishments are amall-pox and bankruptcy. She who nips off the end of brittle courtesy, as one breaks the tip of an icicle, to bestow upon those whom she ought cordially and kindly to recognize, proclaims the fact that she comes not merely of low blood, but of bad blood." Women of tlais kind are neither so few *nor so far between as oould be wished. Their affectations of gentility only serve to e how their essential vulgarity in a stronger light. And in no way does their "low" blood reveal itself more clearly than in their bearing towards those whom they are pleased to consider their social inferiors. Cable cars get out of order, sometimes, as all terrestrial things are apt' to no. This happened in Chicago the other day. A car got stuck" and the implied contract on the part of the comp.any to carry the passen- gers as far on their journey as its line could do, was not carried out. Chicago people, however, are not easily baulked. That partieular car load at animate was not, for they went in w body to the Company's office and severely demanded back their nicklee for infringement of csontract. The officials however, were from Philadelphia and could not be bluffed. The doors were locked, and the angry petitioners had event- ually to walk home or pay another tackle. Such occurrences are unpleasant at any time and on a broiling summer day test one's philosophy pretty severely, but as a rule it is best to submit to the inevitable, with as good a grace as possible. Boulangiem as a thing to conjure with has evidently lost its power in France. M. Flognet's sword -thrust proved too much for the bit of by-play Which has been for months past verging on the sericecomic. M. Bon. langer's ignominious defeat in the Depart- ments of Dordogne and Ardeohe, where he had thrown himeelf into the contests in a spirit of bravado, makes, in alt probability, the end of the noisy but inglorious oareer from which'so much was expected by the ex. citable crowd which is ever ready to follow at the heels of a demagogue. And now to cap the climax of his humiliation the con velem/at General's reappearance on the public street, though carefully heralded and studiedly demonstrated, fails to create more than the slightest ripple in the streets of excitable Pans. Here the curtain drope, probably forever unless some unforeseen incident should bring him another Oppor- tunity. But yesterday and half Paris' would have rushed to do his bidding, now File It Away for Future Use. occurred at a town in an Ilastern Stat the other day. A brute of a fallow', in a drunken "Paps,"said a bertutiful girl, "young fit assaulted his unfortunate wife and gouged Mr. Thia • • h h ' M . tle has written me a note in w ic her eye out. Her other eye he had gouged he asks me to be his wife." ' out under similar eircurnstances about a "Written you a note? Why in thunder year before. No steps were taken against didn't he dome himself ?". him on that oceasiors, however, 13ecattee the "Ib would have been pleasantsr that way, woman refused to lodge a complaint. Now, no doubt, pepa, but stpposo he feels a little what ought to be done in the mole of a man timid, and. besides, papa, think how much like that? ChM it be seriously thought that wore binding a not;e ia." . . the law gives a Men 'Or prescriptive right to oommit atrocities likethat on a woman "Remember, Bridget," said Miss' Clara merely because the is his wife? Surely he 'that I am out to everybody but Mr SauTP- le an offender against the majeety of the 4oh." A little later Bridget answered a ring law itielf which should not depend for the at the door. "Who was it, Bridget ?" baked avengemeet of its sacred character, so rath- Miss Clara, " Young Miather Beaunentinp, lessiy insulted, tnerely on the well of the Woman in the eaee. By a cited o that kind, not the direot sufferer onlY is injured, but the whole ceminunity, and the lavo 4.11Lu could descend with all its tenorts on the head of a being so lost to all sense of man- hood es husband must be who would treat his wile so inhumanly. The New York Suns commenting on the case °lei= that such a man would got no more than his deserta by being 'sentenced to imprisonment for life, We 'incline to agree with the Sun in this. The Montreal eorreepondence of a daily contemporary made mention a few days ago of the attempted suicide of a girl of fourteen for the extraordinary reason that her father would hot let her keep the company of some young fellow whose acquaintance, he had made. Because of this life had lost ita light, and the darkness of death seemed the only resource that was left. These suicides and attempted 'suicides of children, which appear to be so lementably common now.e..days, are among the most interesting in melan choly and painful way, of all the sad and painful studies of moral pathology. How ' young creature, just entering on life, catch- ing glimpses through the half revealing cur- tain, of long vistas of hope-empurpled years, and full of every impulse to cling passion- ately to existence, how such a one can nevertheless deliberately choose the dark - MSS and joylessness of death, is a mystery which looks in vain for an explanation which oan satisfy the mind. No other young animal ever does such a thing. To be sure these infantile suicides are excep- tions. So are adult suicides. That does not lessen the mystery, however, of those OEMS which do happen. Most of us are - only too glad to live as long as ever we oan, and if we are not too religious, we are too cowardly to take such liberties with the future as may be involved in a too violent recoil from the evils of the present. Though first expectations may in some oases have been disappointed there is never- theless, in the present state uf the crop pro- spects as a whole, throughout Ontario, abundant reason for the liveliest gratitude to the Giver of all good. There is every likelihood that there will be abundance for man and b iast, and that when we celebrate our anneal day of Thanksgiving we shall be able with full hearts to ee.y that in 1888 also the Lord has been very good to us. Prosperi- ty ia thegeneral, however, ahould not be allow- ed to blunt our sensibilities to failure in the particular. Unfortunately for many farm- ers in different parts of the country. who will find it hard, it may be, to join m the general thanksgiving. Things have nob gone well with them during the season, "The showers of heaven have been withheld from their fields or have come when they would tend to do harm rather than good. Consequently there will be greeter straining. than perhaps ever before to make ends meet ID an honest way. The mortgage will be a heavier burden. There will be additional de- privations, more rigid economy, life will per- haps lose a little more of that light of which it has all too little at the best of times. There will be some cases at least of this kind, for ID not a tew districts the harvests has been poorsand sorely disappointed and discouraged hearts have been the result. Towards all such it is everyone's Christian duty to extend cordial and, where possible, active sym- pathy,. In the North-West matters look especially rosy a.nd hearts are beating loudly there with hopeful anticipation. Tee hearts of us who live m Ontario can rejoice with them, not less in friendly 'sympathy than from coneideratione of self interest, for we know that one part of the country cannot be exceptionally prosperous without every other part of it sharing in that prosperity. Real humour is a delightful thing and to be real it must be natural. Forced humour is not really humour but merely a coarse imitation. Pure and healthy humourous writing is a good thing to read, both for body and soul, if kept in due moderation. Most people like a good laugh now and then. It oils the wheels of life. Humour being. so popular, and real, born funanakers bung well Me as dome,. one might almost say, as born poets, there is a great temptation for ambitious soribes with some talent at writ- ing to try their hands at humourous compo- sition. At times they eucceed fairly well; generally, however, their attempts are fail. urea. This can easily be forgiven if their straining after effect has not led them into sheer vulgarise:la which is too often the case. There is a coarse sort of pleasantry too current in the press jast now which is very offensive to cultured, refined men and women. It injures their self-re- spect to read it. Of course it is is easy to say that they should leave it alone then. Yes, but if it comes in their daily paper, which aims at being thought a model of decorum. There was a ease of this quite recently. There is no need to particularize very closely. The writer was describing a country ball at a time when Canada was twenty or thirty years .younger than it is now. The sketch was nitereisting enough, but a coarsely realistic deseription of the " hugging -matches" that gem to have been oommon enough features of mush gatherings, valgarized the whole thing to refined minds. The true humorist wouldthave mingled the warp of pleasing ideality with the woof o his realism, and would not have descended to such coarse literalism in detail. One by one the great actors in the bloody real-life drains of twenty five years ago, are paste ig away to meet the o'd comrades and the former fees wheats souls fled shin/. daring out of life amid the demoniac Imams of the battle fields of the South. General Sheridan, the '0 Little Phil!' of affectionate familiarity, is the most recent removal. Thia lsrilliant cavalry commander was one of the many Ohio men to whom the Ameri- can War efforded the requisite test cif sthe metal that wag ie them. and opporrunities to rise t o high positions. He was born ia Per ry County in 1831, end graduated from West Point AJacletra in 1853. The greater part of his inilitarflife from that tinie nntal the outbreak of the war, wag spent on the western . plaine, in p'olien duty against the Indians. 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