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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Times, 1888-8-16, Page 7sisommonessmaisacessloirommomisousl!!! "ROUGHING IT IN THE BUSH" • CHAPTER IV.-- (Cmemininin.) The woods I He 1 ha! When 1 used to he roaming through those wood, shooting,--- We bit the British shone on the 1st of Ju though not a thing cold I ever find to ly, and cestenohor,as I have elready shown, shoot, for birde and beasts are not etioli under the oastle of St. Leuie, at Quebec, on the gad of ,8epeember, lege, Tone wil"""efools • ee our Eogiish emigranta--eand "- chanced to think et you coming to spend the sailed the lat of May, and hail a th speedy Pitasaged . refit of your liven( in the woods -I used t 3 del), and " we 11'd4rd r°111 ncl friends, comfortably settled in de), and hold my shim, and laugh until the bush, had woods rang again, le watt the only console - bought a farm and meant to commente tion 1 had." • operatioi ns n the fall, All tide was good "Good heavens !" said 1, " us never newia and BB he wars settled near my bro. go to the +woods." titer's location, we cougratulated ouraelvea that our eccentric friend had found a home You will repent if you do," continued in the wilderrees at last, and that we should Torn. "But let me proceed on my journey. soon see nim again. My bones were well-nigh dislocated before On the 9th of September, the steamboat we got to D The roads for the Malan?. TV. landed us at the then Mall last twelve miles were nothing but a succes- sion of mudholes, covered with the most but riding town of , on Lake On- Mrio. , 'The night was dark and rainy the ingenious invention ever thoueht of for boat s crowded with emigrants and racking the limhse called corduroy bridges ; inn • when we arrived at the inn, we learnt that not breeches, mind you, -for I thooght here was no room for us -not a bed to be whilst jolting up and down over them, that t I had; nor was it likely, owing to the num- should arrive at ray destioation mines bar of strangers that had arrived for several that indispensable ooverkg, It was night weeks, that we could obtain elle by search. when we got to Pia"' 1 was d ing farther. Moodie requested the use of a tired and hungry, my km disfigureand blistered by the unremitting attentions of sofa for me during the night; bat even that produced a demur from the • landlord. the black flies that rose in swarms from the Whilst I awaited the result in a passage, river. I thought to get a private room to crowded wine strange feeee, a peer of eves wash and dress in, but Mere is no such thing as privacy in this country. In the glanced upon me through the throng. Was it possible ?-could it be Tom Wilson bush, all things are in common; you cannot •Did any other homan being ever possess even get a bed. without having to share it SU& eyes, or me them in such an eccentric Weth a coMplenien. A bed on the fioor in a publio sleeping -room 1, Think of that; a manner? In another second he had puithed his way to ray side, whispering in my ear, Public sleeping -room le-ineui women, awl "We met. 'twas in a crowd," • children, only divided by a paltry curtain. "Tom Wilson, is that you?" Oh, ye gods I think of the snoring, squalling, "Do you doubt it ? I flatter myself that grumbling, puffing ; think of the akicking, e ; the suffocating there is no likeness of such a handsome elbowing, and crowding heat, the imiequitoma, with their infernal fellow to be found in the world. It is I, I sweare__aithmigh very little of me is left buzzing --and you will form some idea of to swear by. The beat part of me I have the misery I endured the first night of my bit to fatten the ifinsquitoes and black flies arrival in the bush. in that infernal bush. But where "But these are not half the evils with is Moodie?' which you have to contend. You are pes- " There he is -trying to induce Mr, tered with nocturnal visibants far more dis- agreeable than even the mosquitoes, and S.-, for love or money, to let me have it bed for the night." must put up with annoyances more disgust- " You shall have mine" said Tom. " ing than the crowded close room. And then, I can sleep upon the floor of the parlor in a to appease the cravings of hunger:fat pork blanket, Indian fashion. It's a bargain-, is served to you three times a day. No I'll go and settle it with the Yankee directly; wonder that the Jews eschewed the vile animal; they were people of taste. Pork, he's the beat fellow in the world 1 In the meanwhile here is a litelo parlor, which is a morning noon, and night, swimming irk its joint -stook affair betown grease! The bishop who complained vecken some of tis young nopefuls for the time being. Step in here, of Partridges every day should have been and I will go for Moodie; I long to tell him condemned to three months' feeding neva what I think of this confounded country.; pork in the busk; and he would have become But you will find it out all in good time an anchorite, to escape the horrid eights of ; swine's flesh for ever spread before him. No and rubbing his hands together with a most wonder I am thin; have been starved-- lively and mischievous expreasion, • he shouldered his way througia trunks, and starved upon pritters and pork, and that boxes, and anxious fates, to cornrounioate to disgusting specimen of unleavened broad, my husband the arrange:mane he had so Yoleept cakes in the pan. kindly made for . "I had such a horror of the pork diet, that us ' ,ccept this gentleman's offer, sir, till whenever I saw the dinner in progress I fled A to-noorrow," said Mr. 5-, "I can then to the canoe, in the hope of drowning upon l • mike more comfortable arrangements for your the waters reminiscence Of the hateful ban tamily ; but we are crowded -crowded to meet ; but even here the very fowls of the exceas My wife and daughters are obliged air and the reptiles of the deep lifted up to sleep in a little chamber over the stable, their voices, and shouted, .'Pork, pork, to give our guests more room. Hard that, Pork s I guess, for decent people to locate over the M-- remonstrated with hifriend for horses." deserting the country for such minor evils as . These matters settled, Moodie returned these, which, after all, he said, could easily • Rh Tom Wilson to the little parlor, in be berne• w hich I had already made myself at home. " &Anyborne I" exclaimed the indignant " Well, now, is it not.funny that I ohould , Wilson. Go and try them; and tell me t be the fit to welcome yoCanada !"said that. I did try to bear them with a good rsu. 3 Dem. grace, but it would no do. I offended every 3ut what are you doing here, my - 1 dear body with my grumbling. 1 was constantly fallow en reminded by the ladies of the house that "'en( Shaking every day with the ague. But gentlemen should not come to this country • I Mille' laugh in spite of my teeth to hear without they were able to put up with it little inconvenience; that I should make as them make such &confounded rattling; you would. think they were all quarrelling hich good a settler as a butterfly in a beehive; should first get out of my mouth. This that it was impossible to be nice about food shaking mania forms one of the chief memo. and dress in the bush; that people must tions of this new country." learn to eat what they could get, and be "I fear," said I, retnarking how thin and content to be shal313er and dirty, like their pale he had become, " that this climate can- neighbors in the bush, --unbil that horrid not agree with you." ward bush became synonymous with all "Nor I with the climate. Well, we mat was hateful and revolting .in my mind. shall soon be quits, for, to let you into a "Ili was impossible to keep anything to secret, I am now on 133y way to England." in,self. The children pulled my books to " Imposaible 1" pieces to look at the pictures; and an im- " It is true." pudent, bare -legged Irish servant girl took "And the farm; what have yeti done my towel to 'wipe the dishes with, and my with it ?" clothes brush to black shoes -an operation "Sold it." which she performed with a mixture of soot "And your outfit?" and grime. I thought I should be better oil " Sold that too." in. a Place of my own, BO / bought a wild " To whom?" farm that was recommended to me, and paid "To one who will take better care of both for it double whet it was worth. When I than r did Ah ! such a country 1 -such peo- came to examine my estate, I found there Ple i-- Mole rogues! It beats Australia was nrrhouse upon it, and 1 should have to hollow; you know your customers there wait until the fall to get one put up, and a -but here you have to find them out. few acres cleared for cultivation. I was Such a take -in !-God forgive them! I glad to return to my old. quarter& never could take care of money; and, one " Finding nothing to shoot in the woods I way or other, they have cheated me out of determined to amuse myself with fishing; all mine. I have scarcely enough left to but Mr.- could not always lend his paymy passage home. But, to provide canoe, and there was no other to be had. . against the worst, I have bought a young To pass away the time, I set about making bear, a splenlid fellow,'to make my peace one. I bought an axe, and went to the for - with my uncle. You tenet see him; he is est to select a tree. About a mile from the close by m the stable." lake, I found the largest pine I ever saw. I "To -morrow we will pay a visit to Bruin; did not much like to try my maiden hand but to -night do tell us something about your- upon it, for it was the first and tbe last I self, and your reeidence in the bush." ever cut down. But to it 1 , went; and I "You will know enough about the bush blessed God that it reached the ground by-and-by. I am a bed historian," he con- without killing me in its way thither. When tinned, stretching out his legs, and yawning I was about it, I thought I might as well horribly, "a worse biographer. I never make the canoe big enough ; but the bulk of Oall find words to relate facts. But g will the tree deceived me in the length of my try what I can do ; mind, don't laugh at my vessel, and I forgot to measure the one that blunders." belonged to Mr.-. It took me six We promised to be serious -no easy matweeks hollowing it out, and when it was ter while looking at and listening to Toin finished, it was as long as a sloop -of -war, Wilson, and he gave us, at detached inter- and too unwieldy for all the oxen in the vats, the following account of himself :-- township to draw it to the water. After all "My troubles began at ma. We had a my labour, my combats with those wood. fair voyage and all that; but my poor dog, demons the blackflies, sand -flies, and mus - my beautiful Duchess 1 -that beauty in the quitoes, my boat remains a useless menu - beast -died. I wanted to read the funeral molt of my industry. And worse than this, service over her, but the captain interfered the fatigue I had endured, while working -the brute I -and threatened to throw me at it late and early, brought on the ague; into the sea along with the dead bitch, as which so disgusted me with the country the unmannerly ruffian persisted in calling that I sold my farm and all my traps for an my canine friend. I never spoke to him old song; purchased Bruin to bear me coin. egain during the voyage. Nothing hen., pany on my voyage home; and the moment pened worth relating until I got to this I am able to geo rid of this tormenting fever, place, where I chanced to meet a friend who 1 am off." ' knew your brother, and I went up with him Argument and remonstrance wore alike in to the Woods. Most of the wig° men •of vain, he could not be dissuaded from his Gotham we met on the road were bound to purpose. Tom was as obstinate as his bear. the wood' a . so felt happy that I was, at The next morning be conducted us to the beast, he the fashion. Air. ______ was verysteble to see Bruin. The young denizen of kind, and spoke in raptures of the woods, 'the forest was tied to the manger, quietly whioh formed the theme of conversation masticating a cob of Indian corn, win& he during our journey -their beauty, their held in his paw, and looked , half human as vaatnesa, , the comfort and independence he sat upon his haunches, regarding us with a solemn, melancholy air. 'There was an ex - enjoyed by those who had settled in theta . i and he so umpired. me with the subjeet that traordinary likeness, quite ludieroue, he I did nothing all day but sing as we rode teveon Tom and the bear. We said nothing along ;..- but exchanged glances. Tom read o'er "ea ine in the woods tor me it thougl Yee," Mid he, " there is a strong re- nted,' we came to the woods, and then I Mon semblance I save it when I bought hint. passed in two minutes, if there, are four or learned to sing that same, as the Irishiritin Perhape we ain re brothers ;" and taking in e five wiree to it pole, and in two minutes and says on the other side of my mouth." hand the chain that held the bear, be be. twentyfieconcls:if there are only obit or to Here succeeded a long pause, during stowed upon him sundry fraternal caressed, lines per pole. The mitaber of poles passed whioh friend Tom seemed mightily tickled whioh the ungrateful Bruin retureed with is the number of nailer; per hour at which With hie teminiscences, for he leaned back inhis ehair, and, from time to time, gave Way to loud, hollow bursts of laughter. Two, Tom 1 are you going read ?" mid my husband, eltaking him. I I never wee eanc, that I know of," re- AbOut at hour a ter this, poor Tom watt was born in tunetY-eight Yeats ago. She and, elciaing his fangs upon it, allowed did that,' said the deacon wearily " you , Mimed he. "You know that it tuns the shaking With ague, which in a kw daye re- had in all that time never been further than bloke:elf to be lifted from the ,grouind. I stuck to it till we theUght yoked grown fast family. But do let me have my laugh out duced bite so low that I began to think he five miles from home. When he had let go, two minute drops of to lb. Swirled to mti yOu'd never let god' neVer would See his native shores again. He YOUIsTO. all his Well days he epeot with Us. bore the afilietion very philosophically, and 1 One elan my husband. was absent, having Bob White. accompanied Mr, $.-- to inspeot a farm, Porta nnAn toonneen. which he afterwarde purchased, and I had to get through the long day in the beat utauner Look 1 the valleys are thick with grain etevy an tail; Peaohes drop in the grassy lane By the orchard ; Apple!) streaked with a crirmon etein, Maek in the sunshine, warm and bright I Hark to the quail that pipes for rain - Bob White I Bob White 1 Augur of misohief, pipes for rain - Bob White! could. The local payers were eoon ex- hausted. At that period, they poeseesed little or no intereat for me, I was astoniehed and diegusted the abusive manner in whioh they were written, the freedom of the prese being enjoyed to an extent in this pro. vinoe unienoven en more civilized oommuni- Men, in Canada, may call one arother rogues and miscreants, in the most approved Billingsgate, through. the medium of the newspapere, which are sort of safety•valve to let off all. the bad feelings and malignant passione floating through the country, with. out any dread of the horsewhip. Henoe it is the commoneet thing in the world to hear one editor abusing, like a pickpocket an op- position brother; him a reptile -a crawling thing -a calurnmator- a hiredvendor of lies, and his paper a smut machine -a vile corruption, as base and degraded as the proprietor, &a. Of this description was the paper I now held in my hand, whiola had the impudence to style itself the Reformer - not of morals or manners, certainly, if one might judge by the vulgar abuse that de. filed every page of the precious document. I soon flung it from me, thinking it worthy ot the fate of many a better production in the olden times, that of being burned by the OOMMOII hangman; but, happily, the office of hangman has become obeolete in. Canada, and the editors of these refined journals may go on abusing their betters with impunity. Books I had none, and I wished that Tom would make his appearance, and amuse me with his oddities; but he had suffered BO much from the ague the day before that when he did enter the room to lead me to dinner, he looked like a walking corpse - the dead among the living Iso dark, so livid, so melanoholy, it was really painful to look upon him. "1 hope the ladies who frequent the or- dinary, won't fall in love with me," said he, grinning at himself in the miserable looking - glass that formed the case of the Yankee clock, and was ostentatiously displayed on a side table ; "I look quite killing to -day. What a comfort it is, Mrs. M-, to be above all rivalry." In the middle of dinner, the company was disturbed by the entrance of a person who had the appearance of a gentleman, but who was evidently much flustered with drinking. He. thrust his chair in between two gentlemen who sat near the head ot the table. and in a loud. voice demanded liah. "Fish, sir ?" said the obsequious waiter, a great favourite with all persons who fre- quented the hotel ; "there is no fish, sir. There was a fine minion, sir, had you come sooner; but 'tis all eaten, sir. "Then fetch mo something, smart 1" 1' I'll see what I can do, sir," said the obliging Tine, hurrying out. Tom Wilson was at the head of the table, carving a roast pig, and was in the act of helping a lady, when the rude fellow thrust his fork into the pig, calling out as he did so. "Hold, sir I give me some of that pig 1 You have eakn among you all the fish, and now you are going to appropriate the best parts of the pig." Tom raised his eyel3rows, and stared at the stranger in his peculiar manner, then very 000lly placed the whole of the pig on his plate. I have heard," he said, "of dog eating dog, but -I never before saw pig eating pig." " Sir ! do you mean to insult me ? ' cried the stranger, his face crimsoning with an- ger. "Only to tell you, sir, that you are no gentleman. Here, Tim,'' turning to the waiter, "go to the stable and bring in my bear; we will place him at the table to teach this man how to behave himself in the pre - mince of ladies. A general uproar ensued; the women left the table, while the entrance of the bear threw the gentlemen present into convulsions of laughter. It was too much for the human biped; he was forced to leave the room, and succumb to the bear. My husband concluded his purchase of She eared, and invited Wilson to go with. us into the country and try if change of air would be beneficial to him for in his then weak state it was impossible for him to re- turn to hngland. His funds were getting very low, and Tom thankfully accepted the offer. Leaving Bruin in the charge of Tim (who delighted in the oddities of the strange English gentleman, Tom made one of our party to -- (TO BE CONTINUED.) • Clarions Items From Khaitoum. The "reliable news" from Khartoum dis closes a terrible picture of the state of the, raysterious city. The Sisters of °honker are selling beans cooked in oil at the Meihdi's front door ; Lupton Bey is the Mahdi's coi ner ; Slain Bey is the Mahdi's footman Neufeld is used as an experimental dummy for the Mahdi's hangman, spending the in terve,' in chains. These are only a few items whioh are interesting to Europeans. Hang- ing and morder are everyday occurrences. He who smokes or sells tobacco, he who trades, he who keeps his cash, he who stores his corn is immediately done to death. So much for the menage from Khartoum which has, t een brought down the Nile by native messengers. Down the Congo Mr. Ward has mat news which confirms the rumour that Stanley, the master of emepriaes was marching to the relied of these miserable cap- tives who have fallen into the hands of the great Ogre of the Desert. How to Estimate Speed. Enquiry, says an exchange, is frequently made as to how the speed of a train may be es- timated. The traveller, eepecially, is curious about the speed his train is making, and we suggest three methods by which the epeecl may be guessed with remarkable accuracy as follows :- 1. Watch for the passage of the train by the large white mile poste with blek afigural ' upon them and divide 3,000 by the time in seconds between the posts ; the result is the epeed in miles per hour. 2. Listen attentively until the ear diatin guishes the click,click, of the wheels as t passes a rail joint. The number of clicks upon one aide of the oar is the speed in miles per hour, where the rails are thirty feet in length, and this is the cceee generally. . 3, Count ehe number of telegraph peke loW ahd savage growle. " fie can't Stetter. ,He's all truth and siocerity. A child of natute, and worthy to be my friend; the only Canadian I ever mean to acknowledge as such." Men who reap on the fruitful plain Skirting the town, Lift their eyes to the shifting vane As the sun goes down; Slowly the farmer's loaded wain Climbs the slope in the failing Bold ie the voice that pipes for ram - Bob White I Bob White! Still from the hill , eide pipes for rain - Bob White ! Lo, a burst: at the darkened pane, Angry and loud I Waters murmur and winds complain To the rolling cloud; Housed at the farm, the careless swain, Weaving snares while the fire burns bright, Tunes his lips to the old refrain - Bob White I Bob White Oh, sound of the blithe refrain - Bob White I OBSERVING LITTLE THINGS. BY JOHN BURROUGHS. I read a statement not long ago, about the epiders' webs that cover the fields and meadows on certain mornings in the summer, which was not entirely exact. It is not quite true, in the sense in which it was uttered, that these spiders' webs are more abundant on some mornings than on others, and that they presage fair weather: Now the truth is, that during the latter halt of summer these webs are about as abundant at one time as at anther; but they are much more noticeable on some mornings than on others, -a heavy dew brings them to view. They are especially conspicuous after a morning of fog, such as often fills our deeper valleys for a fow hours when fall approaches. They then look like little napkine spread all over the meadows; I saw fields last summer in August, when one could step from one of these dew -napkins to another, for leng distances. They are little nets that catch the fog, Every thread is strung with innumerable, fine drops, like, tiny beads. After an hour of sunshine the webs, apparently, are gone. Most country people I find, think they are due to nothing but the moisture; others seem to think that the spiders take them in as morning advances.. Bat they are still there, stretched above the gram at noon and at sunset, as abundant as they were at Ban - rise; and are then more serviceable to the spiders, because less visible. The flies and other knots, if any were stirring, would avoid them in the morning, but at midday they do not detect them so readily,. If these webs have any significance as signs of the coming weather this may be the explanation: A heavy dew occurs under a clear cool sky, and the night preoeding a day of ram is usually a dewless night. Much dew, then, means fair weather, and a copious dew dis- closes the spider's webs. It is the dew that is sigttifioant, and not the webs. We all need to be on our guard againat hasty observations and rash conclusions. Look again and think again, before you caake up your mind. One day while walking in the woode, I heard a Round which I was at once half per- suaded to believe was the warning of a coil- ed rattlesnake; it was a swift, buzzing rattle, and but a few yards from me. Cautiously approaching, I saw he head and neck of a snake. Earlier in my life I should have needed no further proof, and probably aheuld have fted with the full conviction that I had seen and heard the dreaded rat tlesnake. But as I have grown older, I have grown more wary about jumping to conclusions -even where jumping serpents are concerned. I looked again, and again, and drew nearer the rattler at each glance. Soon I saw that it was only a harmless black snake shaking his tail at me. Was he try- ing to imitate the rattlesnake? I only knew that there he lay, with his tail swiftly vi- brating in' contact with a dry leaf. The leaf gave forth a loud, sharp, humming rattle. The motive or instinct that prompted the ene,ke to do this seemed a euggestion or e prophecy of the threat of th • rattleanak e. It evidently was done on account of my pre- sence as a warning note. Since then I have seen a smell gartersnake do the Eatrie thing. He was found in the oat -bin. How he got there is a mystery; but there he was, and when I teased him with a stick he paused and vibreted the end of his tail so rapidly that, in contact with the oats, it gave out a sharp buzzing ironed. He also was an in. cipient rattliesnake Such facts were of great interest to Darwin, as showing marked traits of one species cropping out, casually i or tentatively, n another. In line with these is another observation which I made two summers ago, and was enabled to confirm last summer. Oar blue- bird is no doubt a modified thrush; that is, its ancestor in the remote past was doubt- less ot the thrush family. One evidence of this is the fact that the young of the blue- bird has a speckled breast like the thrush; and Darwin established the principle that peculiar markings or Waite confined to the youth of any species are an inheritance from early progenitors. In addition to this, I have noted in the song of the female blue- bird -one ckf a pair that for two seasons have built near me -a distinct note of the thrush. Whenever I hear the voice of this bird it re- minds me of that of a certain thrush -the olive -backed. But I am wandering far from my subject. I set out to talk about spiders, to you know that we have a. epider calld the wolf spider, and one that well deem- k. s the name, so fierce and savage is he ? ie is a webless spider, that prowls about eeeking whorri he may, devour, 1 had not seen one since boy.' hood till the other clay, when I met one in the path between the house and the study. He was so largo and black, and was march- ing along foi boldly, eustained upon his iteht long legs, that he attracted my atten- tion at once(poked at hirn with the toe of my shoe, when he boldly charged me, and tried to run up my leg. This deepened my interest in him, and I bent down to him and challenged him with a lead penal. At first he tried to eficape into the grass, but being headed off' he faced me in ah attitude of de- fense. He reared up liken wild animal, his forward legs in the ear, his row of minute eyes gliatening, and hie huge &nye, with their sharp hooke, slightly parted, ready to mokfture were vieible where the fangs had 04ohocl the poliehed Barbee() of the pencil. This was tlae poisen they had seorekd, and would probably make his bite very danger- ous, After he had discharged hie wrath and his venom in this way, one or twice, he grow reloctant M repeat the operation, just as venomous snake doee, His valor seemed to subside as hie sapply of venom diminiehed. Finally, lie would not bite at all, but held up his arms or legs simply on the defensive, His fangs were two thick 'weapons, eurmounted by two mall black hooka, probably a sixteenth of an inch long They were very formidable in appearance. The spider himself was an inch and a half in length, black and velvet): ; and, with his eivht prole-dam:4 lege all in motion, was striking k look upon. captured him and kept him a prisoner for a few days in a box with a glass cover, We pht large flies fn his one which he would not touoh while we were present, but in the morning only emplar ettells of flies remained. Then we pat in waspe, and to these he seemed to have a great antipathy. He probably knew that they aleo had venom, and knew how to use it. When the wasps buzzed about seeking to escape, he would shove up a wall of cotton (for there was cotton in the box) between himself and them. In the morning the wasps were always dead, but not devoured. We also put in grasshoppers, and their kicking much annoyed the spider, but he would not eat them. In one respect he showed much more wit than the insects which we placed in his cage; they labored incessantly to escape through the glass; but, after two or three attempts to get out he made up his mind that that course was useless ; he was capable of being convinced, while the flies and bees were not. But when the glees was removed and he felt himself in the open air once more, with what haste he aompered away He fled like e liberated wolf, indeed, and struggled hard against recapture. When we gave him his freedom for good and all he rushed off into the grass and was soon lost to view. Next in interest to the wolf -spider is the sand -spider, which you may have observed in the sand upon the sea -coast. They eink deep wells into the sand, and lay in wait for their prey at the bottom. When you are upon the beach, notice these little holes in the sand among the coarse, ectettered, wild grass. Insert a straw or a twig into one of them and then dig downward, follow- ing this as a guide. A foot or more below the surface you will unearth this large, gray send -spider, and with a magnifying. glass you can see:how fiercely his eight eyes glare upon you. Try also to force a cricket into one of these holeii and see how loth it will seem to go in. One's powers of observation may be culti- vated by noting all these things, and the pleasure which one gets from a walk or from a vacation in the country is thereby. greatly increased. Nothing is beneath notice, and the closer we look rhe more we shall learn about the ways and doings of Nature. aginOgrattoorsy.oung speakers to It is encour know that there never has been, and never will be, such a thing as a "born orator." There has never yet been an instance of an orator becoming famous who did not apply himself assiduously to the cultivation of his art. Many even had to overcome great phy deal infirmities that rendered it almost hope - speaker. less for them to adopt the career of a public The best known instance le that of De- mosthenes, who passed some months in a subterranean cell, shaving one side of his head BO that he could not appear in public. He there practiced with pebbles in his mouth to overcome a defect in his speech, and ges- ticulated beneath a suspended sword to rid himself of an ungraceful movement of the ehoulder. Even then he was hissed from the blame in his early efforts, but he persevered -the world knows with what success. When Robert Walpole first spoke in the House he paused for want of words and con- tinued only to stutter and staanmer. Cur- ran was known at school as "stuttering Jack Curran," and in a debating society which he joined, as "Orator Mum." . Every one will also readily recall Disraeli's failure when he rose to make his maiden speech. Cobden's first effort was also a humiliating failure. But one should not oonclude from these instances that every speaker who breaks down is sure to blossom into fame subsequently. We have been quoting the exceptions to the general rule. More frequently speakers' mishaps are like that of the Earl of Rochester. "My lords," said he, on one occasion, I -1-I rise this time., my lords, I -I -I divide my discourse into four branches." Here he came to a woeful pause, and then he added: "My lords, if ever I rise again in this house I give you leave to cut me off root and branch forever." Many of the best orators have even to their latest efforts, felt a tremor on rising to speak. Erskine said that on his rising to plead tor the first time he Should have sat down in confusion had he not bit his children tugging at his gown. The Earl of Derby, " the Rupert of debate," always knew when he was going. to speak well by his nervousness on rising. This was also a characteristic of Canning. At a din- ner given by the Mayor of Liverpool he was so nervous before being called on, to speak that he had twioe to leave the room to csollect his thoughts. This may have been, however, owing to the comparative novelty of his position. 1V/e,ny.an orator outside his accustomed haunts is completely lost. Lord Eldon said he was always somewhat nervous be speaking at the Goldsmiths' Dinner, though he could talk before Parliament as though he were addreseing so many rows of cabbage plants. Mr. Cobden, speaking of Lord John Russell, said : "Oa the boards of the House of Commons Johnny is one of the most subtle and dangerous of opponents; take him off these boands and 1 care nothing for him." to few was it given as to O'Connell to succeed equally with all audiences. Before he entered the House he was declared to be a mere " mob orator; i but in 1830 he was returned, and in 1831 he was recog- nized as a leader. Whether in swaying a multitude on a hillside,. appealing to the more educated assembly en 1"arliament, or in persuading a jury in a Mud house+, he Was equally at home... Music in the Night. Miss Clara (retired for the night) -Ethel, wake up; there ite the sweetest musie you ever heard in front of the house. just ex- pected that Charley and hie friends would Serenade int toknight 1 Mitre Ethel (excited) -0h, Clara, isn't it lovely t Otightn't we to drop tome flowers from the window? Miss Clara -Oh, I think so (dropping a bunch of roses with great ciliation). Thete, Ethet 1 the train is travelling, • Voiee (below) -Mein Gott in Himmel, ve seize ole. As 1 teased him vf ith the pencil, nO lif on roses. • he tried to parry bay thrusts with his Damn ) Mre, Booth, of Washington month Ten- like a boxer, till he saw hie opportunity, "Well," said Pareort Poundtere, "/ stuck nessee, died teaently in the log house she when he sprang fiercely upon the neocil to my text this morning atinhoee. " "'You e MISCELLANEOUS, New Orleans has discovered that the in money in the oanuMg of elorimPee and ink developing the indwitry rapidly. It is saidl that fixity 100,000 egos a day are pookedi there during the season. A hen was found confined in a cer of lo oaleer from Tenneseee recently received at B kifteste, Me., bovine, been two or three weeks on thee way. The owl was alive but nearly famish- ed. it reeonered, and is doing well. A dentist of alleged Estrin and renntation, a former President of a State dental asso- ciation ,was recently sued by a New Bedforl man for pulling the wrong tooth and a piece j of jaw with it, and the ury gave the plain- tiff $500 damages. ldroGonyo, a woman over 70 'yeare lot age, Wee left alonevvith her two little grand- children in their home or St. Albans Bay', Vt., the other evening. She pub the child- ren into a flet -bottom boat and started from shore, with nothing but a paddle with which:, to control the cranky craft. A gale was, blowing, the boat was driven oue into 'Oen', bay and capsized, and grandam ther and grandchildren were drowned. In England there is just space enough between the eage of the railroad station plat- forms and the footboards of the passenger care to let an unwary traveller fall betweenk and be ground to pieces by the moving train. An accident or two has happened, and an agitation has begun in favor of reform in the footboards or the platforms. "In Amer - km," the reformers urge, ieench an acoidenie could not happen. " Persia is building a railroad from Tehe- ran to the Caspian Sea. Instead of begin- ning the railroad at the sea and building inland, bringing forward the rails and other materials on the road as it 'progresses, the Persians have had all the rails carried on mules across the desert to Teheran and have begun the building there. The trans- portation expenses are the biggest item. almost in the cost of the road. Miss Fambrough of Scull Shoals, Fla, , fa an young woman of nerve and presence of mind, The other day her father's Joisey bull at-. tacked him, and was in a fair way to knit him. His wife saw him fall and ran toward: him, but the daughter, more thoughtful, first; got the axe, and running up hit the bull euch a tremendous whack that it stunned him, Flo that the father had a chalice to get up, grab the axe, and bury its head in the skull of the brute. A pair of sparrows and a pair of robins sat up housekeepine in the same eltrub in a. front yard in Canton, Me. The robins, were first to put a brood abroad, and some dtifi culty with a, crow resulted in the death of the young ones and their father. The mother robin, after mourning bitterly for a day or two, diecovered the young spare. rows, and immediately adopted thorn, and was found brooding them carefully while. the parent sparroa s brought worms and guarded the home. Cretonne of the cheap sort used for decor- ating rooms, turns out to be as arsenically,, poisonous as green wall paper. Oat of forty-. four samples recently examined ha Londone none were free from arsenic, three had only - faint traces of it, twenty-one had largetracese eleven were classed as very bad, and nine were called " distnotly dangerous." One specimen yklded nineteen and one-half grains of white arsenic to the square yard, The greens said blues were the least harm- ful, while reda, browns, and blacks were heavily loaded with the poison In France the surprises of divorce increase now that the statistics have been compiled and published. These only extend to three years -the first three years of the altered law --but the remits are a little startlinge. The first year 1,800 divorces were pronounc- ed, the second4,000, and the third 4,500. English experience is reversed; for wornme, have demanded divorce mole more largelyi than men, in the proportion of 60 to 40 per- cent. In more than half of these -unhappy homes there were no children. The critical period of married life proved to be the seoond ten years of its enjoyment, but there were 105 couples who parted after thirty years of married life and twenty-four after forty years. A hundred quarrelled and were divorced within a, year of their union. The mercantile classes supply the greater numbers of unhappy marriages -that is, amongst the well-todo. They are in tho, proportion of 800 to 500 amongst profession- al men and men living on their incomes. Farmers come to only 300, but labourers and artisans to 1,800. There are, of course - the largest proportion of divorces in the wealthiest and busieet parts of France. In the more rural districts married people are happter or less venturesome.Taking the whole of France, it was found that for every 1,000 marriages there were four divorces. Boulangism does not, to outward seeming, progress very fast in France. • It would, however, be rash to assume that it has ex- pended its force, or that the ridicule with which it is assailed in Paris makes much less serious the danger with which it threat- ens the Republic. The doughty generab himself seems full of hope. 'The move- ment," he says, "becomes every day stron- ger and more marked." "Have confidence. you are sure of success!" As no one ex- cepting himself, and perhaps even that exception need not be made, seems to under- stand very clearly what the movement is, or in whab direction ie is setting, it is not wonderful that the evidences of pro- gress are less visible to other eyea than his own. Much depends, no doubt, upon the action of the Government As the blunders of the former Ministry gave him the chance to vault into his present position, so a mistake on the part of the present not very strong or popular one may at any mo- ment give him another advantage, which he would not be slow to use. Sig. Ctietelar probably hardly exaggerates the danger of the situation when he speaks of Boulangisra as a " madcap policy," which el may lead to an explosion of bombshells and dynamite on evere, side and to a general war in Europe." Should any turn of events lead the fickle populace to place Boulanger for tbe moment at the head of stain, it es doubtful if any- thing could avert either the internal cotivule sion or the European conflagration which would almost surely follow. Not Deceived. Near the end of April lad the director the German mint, at Berlin, brought to th , Emperor Frederick, in his sick ehaanbe the first coin bearing hie image which he been struck since his melanohely accessio to the imperial throne. It wee the firse from the die. ""When will the public issue of this cekinag of mine begin 7" asked the sick Emperor. "On the I5th of may," said the director of the mint "And shall I not be dead On the 15th May said the ninperor. The Emperor, who had bee it 'bravely hieing death for tnonths, evidently wan ufider no delusion as to the character of hit illness. Yet he lived to see the eoin homed; a Month later his brief reign had, come tO ate kend,