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Clinton News-Record, 1980-08-28, Page 10y Gwen Pern Bert. an ind Bvd Sturgeon A new watch dog has taken up residence at the Rum Turn the eat inspects her new playmate. (itud Hollows, the Sturgeon residence in Bayfield. Here Sturgeon photo) Council heais ratepayers'requests By Helen Owen Bayfield Village Council met on August 25th, with an even longer agenda than usual. Mr. Philip Duboulay requested Council in- vestigate the drain which caused flooding of his property. It was agreed that the existing catch basin was inadequate and that arrangements would be made forinspec.tion.to.. assess the problem and seek a remedy as soon as possible. Representing George Fellows, President of the Ratepayers Association, Jack Pounder posed two questions arising from the annual general meeting of the Ratepayers Association: The first concerned water rights and since the Council were awaiting a reply to their letter to the authority concerned; this matter was deferred. The • second question concerned the public washrooms. The Village Clerk Gordon -Graham --stated that as- • from Labour Day these would only be open during the time that the Municipal Offices were open. Later in the. meeting, the sttbject . came up for further discussion and the recommendation was Lampoonery by Bud Sturgeon The. other night I came home after.a ball game, and found someone had left me a present on the doorstep of the Hollow. Attached t it was the following note: Meet 491/2 'The perfect dog for Bayfield Needs no leash Could take it to the beach Leaves no dog dung Says far less. than Fifty. On close inspection, I found the visitor to be a coyote. The beast looked a little on the mangy side, but I figured it had possibilities. It was a deluxe model anyways, 'cause it was attached to a board. I had always thought of getting a dog, but I didn't figure it would be quite this soon. Nevertheless I said 'to myself, "Self, what do you know about raising a coyote?" And then I answered, "Nothing!" So naturally, I got right to work on it. Well.sir, I spent the next two hours trying to teach it to fetch a stick. The ungrateful critter never moved an inch. All I had to show for my time was sore knees and a,few splinters between my teeth: Tiring of allthe nonsense, I brought it in the house and poured out a bowl of kibble, leaving it,.at the foot of the bed. In the morning, upon rising, I quickly noted that the coyote had not moved or touched the food: it did have that same hideous grin however. Delving into my encyclopedia of wildlife, I decided to read up on this species. After much deliberation I determined it to be a very_ rare Loogan Coyote, and a female at that. (It was the glassy eyes and hairless tail that gave her away). So I thought to myself, "What kind of name is 491/2 for a girl coyote?" I didn't think it appropriate, so after mulling over names like Hortencio and Patrucchio, I decided on Susie, in honour of a' dog I used to know. The next step logically._ seemed to be to sub- stantiate all the claims made about this fine creature on the accompanying note. The perfect dog for Bayfield? This was a toughy so I left it'til later. Doesn't need a leash. This I believe to be true, because in all the time she was at the Hollow, Susie never moved an inch. • Can.take it to the beach. I found this to be untrue, 'cause the people on the beach took offense at the sight of her. • Leaves no dog dung. How could it? The coyote never ate anything all the time I had her. Says far less than Fifty. This was also true, because Susie never spoke once. At week's end, what had originaly seemed like the perfect .adventure, sort of petered out in frustration. Supping at tea that afternoon, we all decided that there could only be one possible answer. "The coyote must be deceased." Quickly we rushed outside to prove this new theory. "Look -at all that straw coming „Qat, of Susie's side, and the hair falling out aid the piece of burlap holding her head together." Without aadoubt, the coyote's inactivity was found to be a direct result of having been dead and stuffed for some "All that straw must have done her in. I've always said that dogs and coyotes shouldn't eat straw." We then decided it would be only fittingto dispose of the coyote. Without further delay we began digging a pit on the front lawn to inter the beauty in. Steri an .itinerate wanderer happened by the Hollow and exclaimed, "Isn't that a Loogan?" f says to him, "Sure is, wanna buy her?" handing the six dollars in foreign coins, he picked up the coyote and headed down the street. As they disappeared from view I yelled, "Good- bye dopes!" and he turned around and hollered back, " tr • made that before next summer, the possibility of . hiring a full-time at- tendant would be con- sidered, the cost assessed and charged to the bus ines s community. Correspondence. received included a complain about a malodoro s' escape of fumes from a septic tank in Tuyll,Street, which had .nn.w been:InYestigate.d...A., communication had been received outling :_new policies in connection with Crown Lands under water: Basically, it in- dicated that such lands were intended ex- clusively for .private. purposes. Any' proposals for alternative usage would require . the sub- mission of a . written application to the Municipality concerned and • the Ministry of Natural Resources concerned with shore line development. Plans were under Way to remove stocks of gravel from the existing pit in order to stockpile, drain and crush. Thus supplies would be available for use in the village and sale to in- terested parties. Suitable steps would also be taken to fence in the pit, when the operation had been completed. Discussion.. oL _ ch.arges- to be made for hiring of the Old Town Hall would be based on running costs, e.g. insurance, Hydro and cleaning, and a figure of -450—was suggested. Other matters discussed included illegal parking, fence on the river edge on the property of Mr. Van Patter, and shading of the Senior Citizens apart- ments by a tree on ad- joining property. The Council will be meeting again next week. Slopitch tourney The Bayfield Flyers travelled to Benmiller on the weekend to represent the village in a Men's Slo- pitch tournament. The Flyers got off to a good start winning their Fall Fair Well now, as summer winds to a close this weekend, and all the kids are set to go back to sch00% we want. everyone to go back out and have onefinal fling at the 124th annual .Fall Fair in Bayfield. There will be plenty of exhibits to see, a parade at 12:30 p.m. Saturday afternoon, saddlin contests, horseshoe' pitching, egg throwing and all kinds of special events.. first two games when the 'mercy' rule was in- voked. The victories were 13-1 over the Goderich Smith's Carpet Baggers and 14-3 over Carlow Country. On Sunday, they were defeated in A division semi-final play, losing to the Goderich Coyotes 6-5, who scored one run in the bottom of the ninth inning to win. round and about the village Mr. and Mrs, Fre Yates and daughter Joy, Newcastle, Ontario, were Monday guests with daughter and son-in-law, Mr. and Mrs. Gilbert Latimer at their Howard Street home. Joy remained in the village to • Spend a' week's holidays. with, the Latimers before returning to ehool. ' • Mr, , and. Mrs. Walter Warm and family of Strathrby r were visitors ---With--Mr and -M s. -Paul West on the weekend. ` 4—r. and Mrs. Earl Pounder, Stratford spent the weekend at their village retreat. Winnie and Gary Darnborough entertained friends and co-workers from the Biuewater Centre on Wednesday, in honour of Reet Luuys, a teacher from Orillia who has been instructing at the Goderich Hospital lately. And Winnie didn't fall in the ditch. Happy Birthday t� Mr. Gary Campbell of Bayfield. Best wishes go out to Fred Jim and Crystal (Huff- man) Taylor who were united in wedlock last Saturday. The couple will dwell in Blyth. Mr. Bill Boussey and family : vacationed- "over the weekend at their Charles Street cottage. The Molepeople were visited at the Mile. High, (and also visited them- selves) the Tnrrintn Pnnci Man, Mr. Roger McCloskey, and old friend who has been in the area on business this past week. Fifty says he still prefers `Fifty'. Mr. and Mrs. 13. F. Sturgeon and family, Orangeville, visited friends and relatives in Bayfield and Vanastra on Sunday: We had reports of a 'riot' involving 50 people on the Main Beach on Sunday afternoon, but were unable to sub- stantiate the story. The OPP did investigate, however. Janice • Cook of Ingersoll was a guest' at the Cook Cottage on Howard Street over the weekend. Buffalo Bill Davidson was a guest last Monday with Mr. ' and Mrs. Bud Sturgeon,down at the Hollow. R.K. PECK -APPLIANCES in The Heart of Down Town Varna • Vacuum Cleaners • Sales and Service of most makes • CB Radios and Accessories • Speed Queen Appliances • Moffat Appliances • Smoke Sensors • Insect Lights and Fly Killing Units • Handcrafted Gifts Varna Ont. Phone 487-7103 tl GETTING YOU THERE IS WHY WE'RE HERE ACADEMIC UPGRADING may be the answer for you if you are finding it hard to get ahead,. At Conestoga College you can enrol at a level best suited tooyou. Our low fees, continuous intake and program flexibility are well worth considering. Completing this program may qualify you for a better job; or enable you to enrol in a skill program. You may be eligible for financial assistance from the Ontario Student Assistance Program (OSAP) or for sponsorship by Canada Employment. Why not think about it, then call us for more information we're here to help YOU get where YOU want to be. CCLIMPUS N'I'pN CALL482-3458A Conestoga College ofApplied Arts echnology We've got a lotto share. Mr. Bobbie Benson was. also a_guest at the Hollow on Monday. Congratulations to Andy and Veronica Sturgeon on the safe arrival of a baby daughter last week, Sally Rae. ° Congratulations also to Mr. Blame `Hereford Head' Stephienson and wife Leisaon the safe arrival of ... a bab y on ay n g e a waa s _�� knew the big guy could do it. Mr. Dan Watson, Petrolia was a guest of Miss Judy Gilpin last weekend. . ` Miss Mary Pounder, Guelph, spent a few days ' at home with Mr. and Mrs. Jack Pounder, at their Keith Crescent residence. • Misses Karen Diemert and Noelle Hamilton returned ' to their respective homes in St. Marys after spending the past two weeks with the former's uncle, Wayne Diemert family, Mr, and Mrs. They have ceuntless Floyd Diemert, Wayne and Rick. David and Barbara. Cohen, who have recently returned to Ontario .after a lengthy trip,visited with Barbara's parents,' Mr. and Mrs, Doug Ball. When their travels began, Mr. and Mrs, Ball ac- companied them as far as Peru: The Cohens then photographs, some of which they had tinkle to show on their first visit to Bayfield on their return. Mr. and Mrs. William Clarke spent Sunday with grandsons in Arva. Visitors at the Clarke residence last week were Mr. David Beasly of New York City and Mr. and Mrs. Frank 'Paxton of Toronto 4 •Help 'needed' Will all those people involved with the Clinton Public aospital Auxiliary, please b'e prepared to help arrange a float Friday evening and walk with it In the parade Saturday? More helpers • afie- needed to help man the the booth as well. If 'you now have a preferred time to : be there, during the at, ternoon Saturday, please contact Donna Westlake at 565-2462 or ro,yce Chilton at 5654165. ARCHITECTURAL DRAFTING, CONSTRUCTION ESiTIMATES, JOB SUPERVISION fes• M d I' ht Kenneth Sturgeo and his cousin Sue Stur eon of Cambridge vi ited Saturday with their grandmother, , Mrs. Maude.. Sturgeon at Clan Gregor Apartments. Walter and Milvena Erickson, Luanne, and Lydia attended the Moose Lodge No. 158 annual family picnic at Kings Animaland near Rich- mond, Michigan on Sunday afternoon. Miss Bonnie Lu Stewart, Owen Sound called on her aunt, uncle and cousins, Milvena, Walter, Andrew, Luanne and Lydia Erickson on Thursday. evening. Mr. ;and Mrs.. Ron Diemert,St. Marys were the weekend guests of his !nue en* trip a the Balls had returned to It �S a fact Bayfield and visited Bolivia, Ecuador, Galapagos San Fran - ter cisco, Hawaii, Hong Kong, China, Singapore, Thailand, Burma, India, and Nepal. ' The snowmobile was invented by J- Armand Bombarier of Valcourt, Quebec. tir 'iftli1 Houses, Apartments, Office Buildings, Commercial Buildings by SCHAEFER RESIDENTIAL DESIGN LISTOWEL 291-1449 You • re cordially invited. to come to our Hou E this Wedne5d0)'' September 3 p p m Euery 7:O0 p' o e Welcome The ittie (3nn HAYFIELD Fully licensed - open year-round A OW i* 1.IT1LE II ...? ' 1.4 �, "JUST LIKE A LETTER FROM HOME" Keep in touch with all the News! All the Views! All the Happenings! 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