The Exeter Times, 1888-4-5, Page 7(NOW FiRsT PuBLIMED )
LTKE AND UNLIKE.
[ALL RiGnms RESEIWZD.)
By M. E. BRADDON,
Author:of "Lam AuDLEy'S $HOUT," 1" Wye -ramie WnInn," Era, Dr°.
CHAPTER IX,—Non Thz AvEltAan GIRL.
"Adrian" saki Helen in the breakfast
room next morning, "1 want to go home."
It was half -past nine o'clock. Bceakfast
was over, and Lady Hatfield had gone off to
her hothouses and morning interview with
the head gardener. It was a hunting day,
and Valenttge was lolling in an easy chair
by the fireplace, waiting for his horse to be
brought to theadoor.
Helen and Adrian were standing in front
of the window watching the drizzling rain.
It was a Devonshire morning, wet and warm,
with a low grey sky, and a mist from the
neighbouring sea.
"Go home, dearest, but why ?"
"First, I have been here muoh too *long
already, I have no doubt the Tradlneeys
and Toffstaffs are talking about my wing
here, and expatiating upon my [pauperism:
'Hardly bread to eat at home poor crea-
ture!' and so on. But that is a:detail. My
pecondly ia more important. Leo and the
governor went to Paris osteneibly for a few,
days, and have stayed -three weeks.
"Darling, if you knew how it sets my
teeth on edge to hear you say the governor."
"Then in future it shall be MY Fatnen,"
with a solemn air. "But if I really were
your darling, nothing I could say would ever
set your teeth on edge. However, as I was
saying, those people have stayed too long in
Paris. They must be spending a great deal
of money—somebody told me the Bristol was
dear. •
"It is not cheap."
"1 shall order thcm home immediately,
and the only way to make them obey is to
go home myself. As long as he --my father
••—knows I am provided for here, he will
puraue his reckless career abroad."
"We can't epare you yet awhile, Helen,"
said Adrian, tenderly. "You have become
the daughter of the house. My mother
couldn't do without you. We shall Oily let
you go home in .time to get your frooks
ready for your metamorphosis. I believe
the leer which insists upon new frocks as a
preliminary of marriage is like the laws of
the. Medes and Persians, and altereth not
with the march of enlightenment."
"Perhaps when a man marries a girl out
of the gutter, he does it to escape being
bothered about her trousseau," said Valen-
tine ; "and that when a fellow runs away
with annther man's wife, it is for the sake
of skipping the horrors of the marriage cere-
mony and the ordeal by wedding presents."
"No, Helen, we can't spare you yet," pur-
sued Adrian, ignoring his brother's re-
' marks. ,
"No, Helen, we can't spare you yet,"
echoed Valentine, from his easy chair.
"There's my horse. I'd better be off pretty
akarg1* a long way to Tadpole Pond."
Hetiraped up, took his hat and 'whip,
and ,t hurried out. Adrian and Helen
watched him mount and ride away, tall and
straight as an arrow, wearing his weather -
stained; scarlet ooat and black velvet cap
with an easy grace, as much at home on the
fidgetty impatient hunter as he had been
in his easy chair. •
w_ The horse went straight on end, while
Helen and Adrian were watching, and his
progress for the 'first few hundred yards
seemed to be more upon two legs than on
four.
"Oh; ho* I envy him, how I should like'
to be going with him," cried Helen, spon-
taneously, forgetting that only a few min-
utes before she had been trying to get her-
self out of that house, l deeming that she
could not exist beneathIhe same roof with
Valentine Belfield. "Would he take me
next Friday, do you think, ? Would you
mind ?"
"Would I mind ? Well, no, not if you
really are for hunting so very much."
"6 Care for it,. I adore it. Why, you know
it is my passion. I wish with all eny heart
it were not. Just for once in a way, that I
may see a little more of your picturesque
country, she pleaded."
"1 could drive you all over Devonshire,
Helen."
"Oh, but there is no fun in driving; and
there are lota of places where you could not
drive—break-neck hills, and boggy bits of
moorland, woods and winding streams. The
oiily properY to see a country is
hunting, when one's blood is up and one's
horse is on fire with eagerness to go. You'll
let me hunt a little more before the season
is over—just once or twice, or so—won't
you, Adrian? Think how very good I have
been for the last three weeks." ,
This was said with the air of a martyr.
"My poor, self storificing Helen," said
her lover, half sad and half ironical. "Yes,
you must hunt, I suppose. You must go
and hazard that life on which hangs my own
in the most break -neck country in England.
I will go out with you and potter about
while you follow Valentine, who always
takes the very wildest line and will lead you
over some of the worst ground in Devon-
shire.'
'Then may I send for my little Irish
nuire to -morrow? Your horses have charm-
ing manners, but they are not quick enough
for houndEi. Norah Crehaa is nothing much
to look at, but she can go :lite the wind."
Naturally, Helen had her way. The Irish
mare was sent for that afternoon, and the
young lady said no more about her desire to
go back to Morcomb. '
She tried to forget Valentine's offence and
her owa indignation. "After all he is to be
my brother," she told herself.
His presence in the house was a disturbing
infinencw ; even the expectation of bis return
-fluttered her spirits a little as she sat at
work kvith Ledy Belfield that afternoon,
while tile rain pattered against the windows j
She was not very fond of needlework, but
she had felt constrained to put on an air of
occupation in the long wet afternoons, lest
her future mother-in-law should fake offence
at her idleness.
Int This afternoon her thoughts were in the
steep breakneck lanes or on the brewn bar-
ren moorland, rather than with her basket
of many -colored silks, or the bunch of pop.
pies which she was stitching athriechanically,
caring very little whether the shading came
out well or ill, stopping every now and then
to stifle a yawn,
Adrian WAS in the library writing letters,
and the two women were alone together.
"What dreadful weather for the hunt-
ing," said Lady Belfield, lookingup at the
window for the twentieth time in half an
" They won't mind it," exclaimed ,ileleri,
with a regretful air. " What deem rain
matter if they have a run. There is nothing
more enjoyable than dashing through wind
end bad weather after a good fox. It is
only when one is standing about in a hope.
law condition that one minds ithe ram. I
only wish I Were with them under that
downpour."
"My deat Helen, I hope you will never
forget that Adrian has been strongly warn.
ed against hunting."
' I am not likely to forget it," answered
Helen, with a touch of pettishness.
"And you won't tempt him to disobey
his doctor, will you, dear ?"
" Of course not. But I :hippos° , there
will be no harm in my going out with Mr.
13elfleld next Friday. I should not give
him any trouble. I can always take care
of myself."
"Any harm—no, I suppose not," replied
Lady Belfield, with an air which implied
that she thought the proposition somewhat
incorrect.
Valentine came home earlier than usual.
The day had been unsatisfactory. He had
had two of his best horses out, and there
had not been work enough for one. Ile
went ofe to change his clothes in no very
agreeable humor. It was dusk when he
left his dressing -room, but the lamp was
lighted , in the corridor and there was light
enough for him to see the face of a girl
whom ,he met half way between his room
and the open gallery above the ball.
She was dressed in the Abbey livery of
dark red merino and long white apron.
She wore the rauslin mob clap of the Abbey
housemaids; but she looked no more like
them than if she had been a duchess who
had juet put on that costume in a frolic.
Her dark eyes flashed upon Valentine
Belfield like a danger signal. He pulled rp
euddenlyeand stood face to face with her.
"What in the devil's name brings you
here ?" he exclaimed. •
"I hope you are not sorry to gee me, Mr.
Belfield."
"Never mind what I am. Tell me what
devikty has brought you here, in that get
up. You are not a servant here, I hope."
"But I am. I have been living here more
than a month. There was no devility in it
I assure you. It was my first and only
friend, the Vicar'who got me the place—
and ib was LadyBelfield's kindness whieh
made room for me. I have been trying to
improve myself," she added, looking up at
him shyly. "1 get a glimpse of yourmother
and of other ladies now and then, and I am
trying to find out what ladies are like and
how they behave, that I may learn to be a
lady."
"You are a fool," muttered Valentine,
scornfully. "Your wildness was your
charm. What have-y*8u to do with ladies
of mymother's status? You were a beau
i.
ti-
ful, ignorant creature knowing nothing of
the world and its dud, deadly -lively ways.
You were a woman for a -man toslove—a
splendid, untamed, perhaps untameable,
being, for whom a man might go to the
devil. Do you suppose that eleatreplated
gentility will improve you? Do you think
your missy blood will show to advantage in
a Paris bonnet and gown ?"
"1 think that if I am ever to be a gentle-
man's wife I must first learn to be a lady,"
she answered gravely.
"Come, Madge, don't be a fool," said
Valentine with a touch of tenderness, put-
ting his arm around her, and trying to draw
her towards him.
She drew herself away from him, pushed
him from her with an arm which was a good
deal stronger than the average young lady's
He laughed at her vehemence.
"By Jove," he cried, "was that a speci-
men of your new manners? Is that Hercu-
lean etyle your idea of gentility? Why, my
girl, ladies are like lilies, they snap at a
gust of wind. Listen here, Madge, there's
no use in our talking nonsense. You know
I am ridiculously fond of you, and that I
would do anything in reason to make you
happy; but there ia no use in our talking
about marriage. You must have seen a
little more ot what life is like since you
have been under this roof, and 5 ou must be.
gin to understand that,--"
He hesitated, leokine down at his em-
broidered slippers—the mother's gift—at a
loss how to end a sentence that would not
end in brutal admission.
"1 must understand that gentlemen don't
marry girls of my class," said Madge, finish-
ing his sentence for him, with those brilliant
eyes of hers fixed with steady gaze upon his
, downcast countenance. He could feel their
i light, was conscious of that earnest scrutiny,
I though his eyelids were lowered. 6' Was
1 that what you were going to say ?"
"Something like that."
"Well, that's what I don't understand.
i W'hat I do understand is that if a plan loves
I a girl well enough he will have her for his
)
wife however low she may be. If he really
,
, and truly loves her, he deems,' b want to bring
shame upon her. It is only half-hearted love
, that would do that. If a man loves in
earnest, and with his whole heart, he . will
, marry the girl he loves. Yes, if he were a
. duke, and she a girl of blemished character.
There is nothing against my character, Mr,
, BelfieId, and you know it. So you had best
I understand at once that I shall never be
anything more to you than your mother's
i servant—unless I am your wife."
I "That's hard upon me, seeing that I am
a younger son and not a free agent. Dukes
I can do as they like, but 1 can't You know
I am passionately fond of you, Madge.
Come, child, don't be unreasonable.'.'
I Again he tried to draw her nearer to him,
1 to bring those lips close to his own, and en-
tangle those flashing glances of hers in the
light of his own dark eyes, which were hard-
ly less brilliant
"My dearest girl," he pleaded, "you
know I adore you. What more osn you
vva,nt to know. You ought never to have
I put yourself into this false position. A ser -
1 vane you 1 The queen of beauty handling
' a broom I You should have listened to me,
: Madge. I know of the sweeteee little cot-
! -tap, in a garden on the bank of the Ched,
'far away from your vile ewamp. A gentle-
( man's cottage, half hidden under flowering
'weepers, with a verandah, where a fellow
' could smoke his cigarette after dinner in the
' mummer evenings, and A WM1101180, Where
' A fellow could keep bit boat. You would
be in your place, Madge, in that cottage,
with a couple of servants to wait upon you.
Why should we not be happy, sweet?
This world was made for love and loners.
"This world was made for honest men
and women, You are te:sceundref. Yes, you
are right, I was a fool to come to this house.
But the temptation was too great—to see
you—to be near you."
"Yeti might be more than that, awe e
one. You might be with me elegem if
you would. Will you go with MO to -mor
tOW to Ste that cottage, Kedge. You could
slip out at the hack of the house quietly, and
I could pick you hp near tho Stables, and
drive you in an hour. The place would not
look so pretty as in summer, but it is al.
ways picturesque—inid-Medge," pleadingly,
"we might be happy there." Y
"No," she thieWeted resolutely, not With
the air of a woman who means yes; " I
could never be happy that way."
"Your mother was of another way of
thinking, Madge."
"How dare you throw my mother's
shame in my face. What do you know of
my mother V' t
"1 have had the honor of meeting hor in
London eociety," he answered with a mali-
cious sparkle in his eyes.
"And I do not even know if she is alive"
"Oh, :she is a lady who has made hewed
a reputation in London, I mum you. When
was it I met her? About five years ago, 1
think, my second year at Oxford. I was
up in town on the quiet, went to a theatre,
and supper party afterwards—a sporting
nobleman's party. Your mother was there.
Mature, gone to seed a little, perhaps, but
remedial ly handsome still, and dressed an
only a woman of genius knows how to dress
at forty, dressed to melte forty more attrae-
tive , than. twenty. Your rnother would
never wear a housemaid's cap, or trundle a
broom, I can assure you. She knows her
own value too well. She has better senee."
"What is her name in Laden? I have
never heard of her by any name but my
own, Madge."
"Ob, she has a name of 'greater dignity
than that. I was introduced to her as Mrs.
Mandeville. There was a Major Mande-
ville about whom people told some curious
stories, but I did not see much of him."
"Do you know- where my mother is living
now !"
"No, child. But I daresay I could find
out. Do you want to know ?"
"Yes, I want to know all I can about my
mother. Even if she is a wicked woman,
leading a bad life, she is more to me than
any other woman on this earth. The day
may come when she will want my help."
"1 fancy she is too clover for that,
Madge ; but I ha-ve no doubt she would be
glad to see you, if it were only to be re-
minded how handsome she was twenty yeara
ago."
A bell rang in a lobby below, the servants
tea -bell. ,
"1 must go," said Madge, hurriedly, and
and so they parted, Madge to the back stairs
and the servant's hall, Valentine to his
mother's drawing -room, where tea had been
waiting for him for a quarter of an hour,
La dy Belfield excusing herself for keeping
Helen and Adrian waiting, on the ground
that afternoon tea was more to the return-
ing sportsman than to anyone else. "And
it is so much nicer for us all to have our tea
together," she said.
"Don't apologize, mother," said Adrian,
smiling at her, "as if we didn't know that
your tea would be worse than tasteless if
you began without Valentine."
"You have not been so expeditious as
usual, Val," said the mother, as her young-
er son sauntered into the room in velvet
jacket and slippers, and with A Byronic
throat.
"1 was wetter than usual, mother, and
taking off my boots was like drawing double
teeth,' he answered, as he seated himself
by Lady Belfield's elbow, and attacked a
pile of toast
1 He looked across at Helen, who was sit-
ting on the other side of,the fireplace with
, her workbasket in her lap, the image of
I propriety. He looked at her critically, as
1 he sipped his tea and munched his toast,
icomparing her delicate beauty Yit ith that
darkly brilliant face he had lust now been
•gazing upon. No two faces could have been
more distinct in their beauty, more widely
diverse in their characteristics. In Helen's'
countenance, the lightness of a frivolous and
shallow nature wa,sas obvious as her beauty;
in that other face there were suggestions.of
the sublime inpassion or in thought, thefaoe
of a woman strong for good or evil.
There was a relief in watohing the play
of Helen's countenance after the passionate
earnestnesa and flied purpose of that other
face, so full of evil augury to him, the
would-be seducer. - Here he could gaze un -
appalled. '
"How pretty she is, just as butterflies
and flowers that last a day are pretty," he
said to himself, "and how soon a sensible
man would get tired of her. Perhaps she
may do for my brother all the same,' he
went on, musing lazily as he ate and drank,
" he is a dilletante, loves prettiness in every-
thing, from architecture to book binding.
Yes, eho may succeed in making him happy,
shallow as she is. He will play theorgan to
her, expatiate upon Bach and Beethoven,
read Shelley and Keats to her,
and she will
pretend to )3e interested, andthey will get
on pretty well together in their nambyPam-
by way."
He could read Helen's thonghts easily
enough as he watched her face in the lamp-
light. Her eyes were cast down for the most
part on her teacup or her work -basket, but
now and then she glanced shyly, inquisitive-
ly, in his direotion.
"She feels embarassed still on account of
yesterday's eseapade," he said to himselt,
"yet she is monstrous curious about me,
would like to know what manner of man I
am; would like to be friends."
He condescended to desoribe his day
pleasantly, when ho had taken the edge off
his appetite, and then asked Helen why she
was not out.
. "The Toffetaffs and the Traduceys were
full of inquiries about you, thinking it such a
pity you don't hunt now. 4 ou seemed to
enjoy it so much, th.eyisaid."
"They wore not over civil to me when I
was out, said Helen; "1 shouldn't ride to
hounds for the pleasure of their society—
but, but," faltering a little, and with a de-
precating glance at Adrian, "1 should very
much like to get one or two more days be-
fore the end of the season."
"One or two more days," cried Valentine,
"What bosh 1 You muat go every day—
get every chance you can. There are horses
enough to give you two a day if you like. i
I hope Adrian iinot so selfish as to want to
keep you at home." -
"Does it rank as selfishnese Val, for a
man to want' his wife's society. If Helen
were to hunt tha ee days a week after we are
married, it would be a kind of semi -divorce
for whieh I am not prepared."
"All the more reason that she should
make the most of her time while she is sin.
gle," retorted Valentine. "11 I were you,
Helen, I would not be denied a single day.
I would make the most of my freedom in
anticipation of th life of captivity."
"1 shall not think it captivity," mun,
neural Helen, with her sweetest smile; and
Adrian was content.
There was a telegram from Colonel Dever -
ill next morning to announce his arrival in
London. He would be at Morennb next
day with Major and Mu. Baddeley, and
hoped to find Helen at home.
"Then I shall not have to trouble' you, Mr
Belfield," said Helen, "Frank is devoted to
hunting, and he will take care of Leo and
me—if, if you don't mind iny having one or
two more days Adrian."
"You will 1.;c: out Ok my jurisdiction, Hel-
on—if you really must go home."
"Oh, indeed I mastrather is very per-
emptory. I ought to go, dear Lady Belfield,
though I am heart 'broken Ot ending this
happy visit,"
"it will not be lousy dear, before this
house is your home,' answered Constance
Belfield gently.
1
Do you know that this is a very uncivil
way of throwing me over, lielen," mid Val-
entine laughingly. "You engage a ma,n to
allow you the country—a man who knows
every inch of the ground ; and then you
inform him that a, certain Major Baddeley,
Who perhaps never put his nose in North
Devon before, will be ever so much better a
guide."
"Only because he is an old friend, almost
a relation."
And ain I an enemy : and am I not to
be a relation ?"
I think you know what I mean, Mr.
Belfield."
She was going to newer her telegram.
Quicker in his movements always than his
brother, Valentine sprang to the door.
Why am I Mr. Belfield ?" he asked in a
lowered voice, as he opened it for her, "Why
not Valentine as well as Frank ?"
"Oh, I could not—not yet," she said,
"Strangers yet? Strangers, after the
day before yesterday ?" in still lower tones,
detaining her on the threshold.
She flushed crimson, looked at him angri-
ly, and passed him as if he were dirt.
" The -butterfly is not without spirit," he
thought, as he went back to the table to
finialt his breakfadt.
He did not see Helen again till, they met
at the cover side, where he was preeented
by her to Mrs. Baddeley, who was in high
glee at returning to country life after her
Parisian dissipations.
"What did we see? Everything 1" she
answered, when Valentine ,questioned her
about "Le petit Muff," the last burlesque
opera whioh was convulsing the boulevard
and commanding forty francs for a stall.
"We sent for an agent on the morning after
our arrival, gave him a list of the pieces we
wanted to see, and gave him carte blanche
aa to the price of seats. The tickets were
dear, but we saw all the pieces which native
Parisians had been waiting for months to
see. It is the only way."
"Yes, it is the only way," said Major
Baddeley, a fat fair man, who looked too
•
heavy for his horse, and whose province in
life was to be his wife's echo.
'Valentine contrived to show his future
sister-in-law the way, in spite of Major
Badcleley's prior claim as an established
brother-in-law. He led her up and down
break -neck hills, and forded the stream in
all manner of risky places. Those two
never lost sight of the hounds, nor of each
other, and were the first in at the death
after the professionals. When the Bad-
deleys came up, Helen and Valentine had
dismounted, and were standing side by side
on the brink of the stream that had just
been reddened by Reynard's blood.
(go BE OONTLIIIIED.)
Courting in the Country.
Select the girl. Agree with :the girl's
father in politics and the mother in religion.
If you have a rival keep an eye onlim ; if
he is a widower Keep two oyes on him.
Don't say to the girl you have no bad hab-
its. It will be enough for you to say that
you never heard yourself smoke -in your
steep. Don't put sweet stuff on paper. If
you do you will hear it read in after years,
when your wife has some special purpose in
inflicting upon you the severest punishment
known to a married man. Go home at a
reasonable hour in the evening. Don't wait
until a girl has to throw her whole mind into
a yawn that she cannot (foyer with both
hands. A little thing like that might cause
a coolness at the very beginning of the af-
fair. In cold weather finish saying good-
night intim house. Don't stretch it all the
way to the garden gate, and thus lay the
feundation for future' asthma, bronchitis,
neuralgia and ohronic catarrh to help you
to worry the girl to death after she has mar-
ried you. Don't misrepresent your financial
condition. It is very annoying to a young
bride who has pictured for herself a life of
luxury in your ancestral halls to learn too
late that you expect her to ask a bald-head-
ed parent who has been uniformly kind to
her to take her in out of the cold. Don't be
too soft. Don't say, "These little hands
shall never do a stroke of work when thoY
are mine ; and You shall have nothing to do
in our home Vat to sit all day long and chirp
at the eanaries," as if any sensible woman
could be happy fooling away time in that
sort of style, and a girl has a fine, retentive
memory for soft things aud silly promises
of courtship, and occasionally, in after years,
when she is washing the dinner dishes or
patching. the west end of- your trousers, she
will remind you of them in a cold, sarcastic
tone.
Wonted Fires,
Dr. Keate of Eton was a stalwart flogger.
His crowning achievement was that of whip-
ping one hundred boys on a single summer
night. His pupil, Rev, C. A. Wilkinson,
in his Reminiacences of Eton, pleads loyally
that Keate had a "better side, and that he
merely suppressed his natural kindliness)?
heart. Long use however must have made
this task of supra ession easy, for even in
his old age, when he had retired from the
great theatre of flagellation to the peaceful-
ness of a Hampshire living, the wonted i
fires occasionally glowed even n his ashes, as
is humorously proved by the following
story. "'Don't answer me, sir? I'll flog
you directly l'" relates Mr. Wilkinson,
was, it may be said, a stereotyped phrase
in the head -master's book for twenty-seven
years of his life; and even after this it
sometimes cropped up. I remember some
years afterwards, when I was his curate, I
was blowing up one of my Hampshire bump.
'tins after church for irregularity of mis-
behaviour. The boy stood with his mouth
open and hat on his head, and was just be-
ginning to make some 02CCUSO, when my old
rector strutted up, sturdy still in his gait
and full of apparent ire, which he always
put on in his old communication with the
boys at Eton; and, probably fancying him-
self there, with the never failing umbrella
in his hand, he poked off the village boy s
hat, as he each Whet's, this, sir? Don't
answer me, sir 1 Take off your -hat, sir!
I'll flog you directly 1'"
What's the Matter?
Didst ever feel, my love," said he-
6.1he twain 'neath atarbeams Orel ing—
" A thrill no tongue can e'er express,
And yet 'tie vain controlling;
A setnething that o'erwhelms the tout
And quite o ercomes tit) senses,
A ceaseless throb that through each vein
Its influence dispenses
03,nst tell me what it is, my own ?"
Then fondly looked he at her,
"In course, you goose." she tartly add :
" It's corns—that's what's the matter I"
The choirs of the :aux& of England in -
elude 154,000 voluntary and 10,000 paid
male singers, and 57,000 voluntary and
2,1.00 paid female singers.
Ali the &dare of Meonole Wis., are in-
terested. in Abel Williard'e teeth. Abel is
89 yeata old and after several years of tooth -
kat exietertee, he is now cutting a new Pet
of tipper tooth. He is hurrying to gee
through before Minimer, for every one ktiOWS
how :hag:Irene the hot season is to persona
who are teething,
YOUNG FOLKS.
THE TALE OF A TRACK.
A sToBT Von THE EuTE,
"But the hurtin'eet thing is, mother's
sioli and she's a' awful good mother, siok
or well, Rank. I guess I won't go. S'poein'
I'd ask her might' I go with you to make
Charley Norton give us maple -sugar, I know
what ehe'd say—she'd say, No, Daniel.'
An' so I'm sure I won't go."
"You're a fool, Dan. Ain't that ste
Stub?" And Henry Uncarfer sauntered
on, followed by Stub, a scowling ohunk of
a dog, always at his young master's heels,
trying to cock the ears that had been
cropped, and wag the tail cruelty had cut
oft.
Henry was the most distinguished young
vagabond of his country community, the
provocation of schoo1-m:4mm in Winter,
a young bear in the way of smaller boys in
Summer. There had been several days of
March thaw, and he felt Imre that little
Charley would have to be "driving the
kettles" in his father's sugar -bush to save
the extra run of sap. Hence he had set out
for it raid on the boiling.place. And mis-
chief, as well as misery, loving company,
he had Linked Daniel Downs to go along;
but the mother -culture in him declined.
A little farther on he found his mate in
Robert Waters, the boy of a farmer in good
standing.
aCtoodleke," he said, "to scare a /aid and
sweeten' up the kidnappers in the dark."
Across lots at dusk strode the pair, with
Stub in their wake. Crossing an orchard,
they skirted a mound of earth, conewhaped,
several feet high, with here and there a
straw in sight.
"Agnew—th' ole stingy—" said Henry,
" 's got oome fancy russets buried there, I'll
bet.'
"Why not open the pile for 'im, Hank ?"
"All right, Bob, it's done. You're my
style."
Entering the woods of Canadian maple
they soon halted, and Henry drew from his
pocket an old black apron, tore it:in two,
cut rough eyrie and month in each piece,
and a moment later the two boys were
masked; and with a handful of mud Stub
was soon made a dog of another color.
They walked in silence close up to the
kettles and young Charley Norton and
without a word signalled him to b3 off'. But
his father having told him to stay, he stuck.
One of his school -book inspirations had
been, "The boy stood on the burning deck."
So the hooded pair seized each an arm of
Casablanca the second, and they tied him
hand to foot with his own rope, then laid
him tenderly back upon the straw beneath,
his own shanty roof.
Coolly the novices at bulldozing now
dipped into a barrel half the contents of the
sweeter kettle, roused the fire under it, and
started rapidly toward home.
Charley protested vigorously against
being left there all n ight, but neither the
pair nor the painted dog uttered a bark of
explanation.
Teta Isenhour later the boys in veils sat
by the boiling fire munching Roxbury rus-
sets, while between them lay a gram sack
perhaps a quarter full of reserved stomach
ache.
For an hour or more, without a word,
by turns they sat and munched, then stood
and drank of the syruping kettle. Later
Robert arose, stretched, rubbed both hands
over his distended waistband, and turned
round, facing out into the dark of the
woods.
Suddenly his eyes fell upon a moving
light, low down, and away in the direction
of their prisoner's home. Quickly he touch-
ed his comrade and pointed; Henry looked,
and even his mask f rowned. They knew it
was Mr. Norton and his lantern corning to
see why Charley didn't come.
Catching up the sack of unfinished apples,
Henry silently led Robert and Stub again
into the dark toward home, leaving their
victim worse confounded than before, and
in the kettle they left their regrets.
Before morning the weather turned cold,
the mud froze, a light snow fell, and the
marks of the night were covered. A few
days, later, however, the weather was again
warm, and Farmer Agnew went into his
orchard "to fetch a basket of those crisp
russets from the apple mound." Instead
he fetched home wrath against the rascals
that had uncapped to the frost his twenty
bushels of spring comforts. He'd catch 'em,
he said, and they'd "catch it."
Meeting Mr. Norton the two went back
to the orchard scenting scamp tracks; and
they found some. They noted first: that
all the foot tracks. wore boys' boots; and
looking oloeer they found only two pairs
represented, one pair of which was mis-
mated, consisting of two left foot boots,
one of them run over at the side and clewn
at the heel. The other pair, too, was odd,
having left the in
of a diamond formed
by carpet tacks en the sole.
But the queerest track the thief had left
behind was the impression of a small dog
sitting upon his haunches in the moist sand
and forgetting to take his stub of a, tail in
under cover.
"A short tail," observed Mr. Agnew,
"but it will help to unfold a long tale."
Mr. Norton mentioned the outrage upon
Charley, and the presence of ruseet cores
before the fire, adding : " These troubles
must be twins; the cause of one is father of
both,"
Next morning Mr. Agnew rode about the
neighborhood and told the Uncarfers, the
Downses, and other poor families, that he
was going to open his apple mound that
afternoon and if they'd let their boys
come over with bags he'd give 'em all snug
loads.
So afternoon found Messrs, Agnew end
Norton, end one substantial, jolly.looking
stranger early in the orchard. This after-
noon the air was again frosty, and the old
traoks stood up in good shape.
Henry Uncarfer soon came up slapping
kat year's weeds with it grain bag; 33an-
iel Downs came with a pillow ease neatly
folded, and his pants neatly patched ; Billy
Pond, and Johnny Shepherd, and Tommy
Stark also was there. Robert Waters
had net been invited, for his peer le were
not of the "pocr " nor himself of the sus-
pected. But, passing the orchard, he saw
the 'boys, hopped over the fence, and was
welcome.
Just as he came up the "substantial
stranger" was saying, in an oft -hand et ay,
whh it finger toward the diamond track,
"Boys, that's the print of a rather neat
boot—that square toe and that tack dia-
mond on the sole. I'll bet a five.cent
ehinplaater there isn't it boy here that can
match that track."
Now Robert hadn t permanently forgotten
his late evening of mischief, but he thought
Messrs. Agnew and Norton had, and the
stranger, of course, ,was not interested, So,
after all the other boys had looked at their
boots and steed back; Robert recognized his
own, and geld, "Guess, inviter, P11 take yer
five cents," Then fitting his foot snugly
into the footprint, he added, "See! jiSt it
fit ; fork over, please I"
"Ho'O alma that diamond?"
"411,41'
Rebert threw up his new boot aria. showed
the figure in bright tack heads.
The three adults exchanged aetoniehed
glaaces'thinking of the farnilY he bailed
from. Then the Wenger opened his -wallet
and gave the by thet wee offspring of the
war--Unele Sam five emit 110te.
I declage, Bob,' mumbled Henry, "m-
a luelcy feller."
"Well, boy," aaid the strenger, mooing
slowly abeut, with one eye on the ground,
" here's the old track of another queer beot
—a ir of 'em—both left feoters, and one
run over at the tide an' down at the heel.
What boy'll fill theee track:3 for five cents"
"Mo 1 me l'' eagerly answered Henry,
throwing down the bag and shuffling to the,
front.
Ur. Agnew had already noticed on the
bag in Henryei hand a grease -spot that look-
ed familiar to him ; so, while the other men
ancl boys huddled about Henry and the
tracks, he stepped back and with his foot,
straightened out the folds the bag had fallen
into. Behold 1 The initiate of his own name
looked up at him through a dirty face-- a.
charcoal attempt telide them.
Of course, Henry Uncarfer took that left -
booted prize; nor did any other boy seem
to wish he wore such boots.
"I'm sorry for you other boys," said the
jolly stranger with a wink at Mr. Norton ;
but perhaps we can find something more
to try on ;" and he led the half-dozen to the
opposite side of the mound.
Why, yes," he said, with a laugh of
surprise, as he reached that side, here's a
track there oan't one of you fill, ril bet a.
dinee;" and he pointed to an oval and divid-
ed depression, with a short handle at one
side.
The boys all wondered and laughed, and.
Mr. Norton wondered out loud what it
could be,
"It looks," Denial said, "as where some
dog set down to wait for some other fel-
low."
"If that's so," said the stranger—." an' I
guess your right, Master Downs—you boys '
must give the dogs a chance. They sayn
you know, that every dog has his day;.
so maybe this is the day of one of your doge
Now, I don't say a dog is worth two boys;
still, the dog that can fit that ground-reste,
if he's here, shall have a dime.'
"Heah, Watch!" "Heal, Zeck 1" "lies,E;'-
Stub 1' Heah, Toweer I' quickly shouted
the boys to their pets.
Watch came up first; and being told there
was money enough at stake to buy hilik
bones for a week, he Bet down, like e. good
dog. But he covered altogether too much:
ground, and proved that the dog for the
dime must be shot of tail. So Master -
Tommy got laughed at for entering en& a.
dog at that prize -match.
Then the other dogs were lo oked oxen
and Henry, jumping at this new chance for
wealth, collared Stub.
Stub sulked and growled that he wouldn't
take that chair, but finally was tripped
into that sand -mold, caudal abbreviation
and all, the stranger "admitting" that he'd
lost, as no hickory meat ever fitted it nut-
shell better.
" The two farmers smiled approvingly, as
Henry, mach envied by the other boya,,
shoved that dime into one of the vast pock-
ets in his vast pants.
"That's a very truthful dog," observed
Mr. Agnew to Henry. "Do you an' him.
7-
always go together
" sew " drawled Henry. "tTs
sticks closer'n twins—sleeps together. Dogs
is good stoek, and a shortstailer pays best
this time o' year, ye see, don't ye ; an now,,
roister, if ye don' rain' n-dumpin' in them,
apples you tol' dad we could hey for the
fetchin, PR tote'm home."
Mr. Agnew half-filled his own stolen:hag.
with the remark that be was sorry the ap-
ples all froze—he should have to take better.
care of his fruit next fall; but if soon used,,.
they'd be better'n no sauce in springtime.
Henry whistled for Stub, and, without
thanks for apples or cash, trotted of!; and
the other boys, all well loaded, soon follow-
ed.
The men were satisfied, especially the -
substantial stranger, who, by the way, wan.
a village constable'with experleace at trap-
ping rogues into telling more truth thane
they meant to.
He went home that night, but: came early
next morning with warrants to arrest Robert
a,nd Henry, and search their homes.
Calling to inquire about roads he'd travel-
ed forty times, he dropped into easy chat,
with the mothers about their boys, and dis-
covered that, on the night of the trouble,
both had been out quite late, and towardr.
morning had come down with what Mrs.
Uncarfer termed "the orampinest kind e
couar-morpm.". Also he found the Agnew
sack in the Uncarfer pantry, and a half-
dozen sanded, unfrozen russets under Henry's
bed.
The mother broom-sticked the officer;
but he only smiled, as though used to that
elms of mothers, then put onto the boy the
handcuffs --the " comealongs"—and took
him away.
Robert's mother begged for him, then
broke down in tears. The officer didn't
smile that time, but said he was sorry he,
had to take him. Robert himself was bad- '
ly frightened, and at once confessed to both
the apple -stealing and the sap -bush scrape.
Mr. Waters drove right to town with
Robert and the constable and bailed hie
boy till trial day; but nobody offered tat
bail Henry, and he lay a week in jail.
At the end of that time, there came into
court as witnesses MI the men and boys who
had been present at the trial of tracks hi
the orchard; and even Stub came to tell.
his tale. Bat after Robert's confession anti
the constable's story of the tracks, the Oaclx,
and the tpples put to bed, Henry saw that
further lying wouldn't win, and he too own-
ed up.
Then the little court pronounced ilia
solemn sentence upon each of the boys ;
fine of ten dollars 6,nd costs; and, in default
of payment, .six months in the reform
school.
Robert's father, of course,at once paid
his boy's fine, then hurried him home to his
sorrowing mother. And he said to his wife:
" Sarah, guess we'll know after this where
Bob in o' nights."
Bat there wasn't any body present who
thought it would be Worth ten dollen to tho
community to have " Hank" 1h:ceder at
largo six months right through the fruit and
watermelon season; and to the reform
school straightway he went.
The tap -bush ease Mr. Norton said he'd -
hold ova the boys for good behavior.
A.—" I hope you are not gniug to any
balls duringLent." B.—" io, indeed ; the
i
only balls I ntend to patronize during Lent
are fish balls."
Isn't it good'for man to be alone? Just
try to shave and have your eldest male off-
spring playing round your anklen with 0
piece of string and the second ono milting
yOu to draw an elephant on the dressing
table with a hail, and then BCC 1
It IS reported from Witecrly, Ohio, that
on Feb, Ill, 1887, Lizzie Long during a re-
vival of teligion went into it trance and an,
nounced that she t mita aio exotis otto
later, Ott On the nth of last February, the
Val hour speelfied, Lizzie Long mea.