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CHAPTER XXLI--(CoetnintiOn.)
Duthie vehemence ot purpose deeeended
euoldenly UrS1110. Egremout once mere ; and
the honuen twat could, not but be quickened
witIi the idee, not entirely unfounded, thet
it wAs to him that she had flown back, and
thot her exile proved that ehe cared for him
more than for all the delights she had en-
eyeda heirees. of Bridgefield, The good
youth was consoientirms to the back-boue,
and eotreritely perplexed between his Self -
dedication awl the rights that their implied,
underetandiug might give to her. Wes she
to be the cowing bleesing of his life, to be
:saved partly through leis affection from
worldly trials ani temptations, end be.
stowieg on him a brillant lot in which
boundeess good could be effeted? Or was
she a syren luring him to abandott his high-
er and better purpoaes ?
The firet few days of her stay, the former
belief made him feel like treading on air,
or like the hero of many a magazine story ;
but as time went on this flattering supposi.
tion began to fail him, when Nuttie showed
her weariness of the eubjects which, in his
exclusivenese, he deemed the only ones
worthy of a Christian, or rather of a
Catholm. Both of them had outgrown the
lively, aimless chatter and little jests that
bed succeeded the games of childhood, and
the growth had been in different directions,
go thatiareula aelt hemelf untrue to her old
womance when she became weary of, his
favourite topics disappointed by his want
.of sympathy and comprehension, fretted by
his petty disapprovals, and annoyed by his
evident distaste for Mark, to whom she
turned as to one of her proper world.
At last, after many tossings, Gerard fixed
-upon a test. If she endured it she would
be the veritable maiden of his imagination,
• and they would stand by one another, come
velaat would ; if not, he would believe that
the past had been fancy, not love, or love
that had not withstood the attractions of
fashionable life. A great temperance meet-
ing was coming on, and Gerard, eager at
once to fihl. the room, and to present a good-
ly roll of recruits, watched anxiously for
his moment, and came on Nuttie with his
bands full of bills in huge letters, and hie
pockets of badges.
" Excellent speakers,",he cried. " We
shall have the hall crowded. You'll come,
Ursula ?"
"1 don't know what Miss Mary will do.
I don't think she mean it."
"Oh, if you insist, if we both insist, he
will. Look at the paper —we are tohave
some splendid experiences."
Nuttie made a Dee. " I've heard all
about those," sbe said. "That man,"
•pointing to one of the, names, "regularly
rants about it; he is like a•madnian. '
"He dees go rather far, but it is 'mite
necessary, ae you 'will hear. Oh, Nuttie,
if you would only be one °flu 1 I've brought
a card! If you would 1"
"Why, what's the use, Gerard ! I don't
• like wine, I never do drink it, except a little
claret -cup sometimes when I can't get
water."
"Then it would cost you nothing."
"Yes, it would. It would make me ridi-
culous."
"You used not to heed the sneers of the
world.
"Not for anything worth doing—but
this is
"It is the greatest cause of the day 1" he
cried, in an eager exalted manner, which
somewhat inclined her to laugh. "Do
tervay-Irlbh alcohol and you would do away
with crime 1"
" Thank you for the compliment, Gerard;
I never found that the infinitesimal drop of
alcohol that I suppose there is in a tumbler
of elarencup disposed me to commit
44 tee jiing her to tnige the pledge, az. Ottltn
heoatotble et underatandieg. her reeeettlin
coat thiuk why Gerard. lute groWn
stupid." ,
" Eathusitionns airy people, Atvoyt" reo
turned Mary.
"11 Mr. flatten hod only stayed, he
tvoidd hove kept Gerard like himself, eatd
Nettie. ,.
But there was no relentina. The two
young people avoided each other ; aod per,
haps Nuttie was seoretly relieved that the
romance she hod outgrown no longer en.
tangled her.
dErApT4R xxiu.
A VAILURE.
•" Would 1 bad loved her more r-7AIRS. 1:11M, ,
"On the 14th of January, at Bridgefield
ggremout, the wife of Alwyn Idiercefield
klgrement, Escleire, a son And heir."
Ursula had beets. prepared for this eyent
for about a fortnight lay a long tender lettei
from her mother, mournin,g over the not
meeting at Christie -las and, the long. separa-
tion, but saying that she had wushed to
spare the long anxiety, and that it had
been a tryiug time which ahe felt herself
able to cope with better alone, thao even
with her deer Nuttie, knowing her to be
happy and. safe with Aunt Ursel. Now. if
all went well, they would have a happy
meeting, and begin on a new score. "If the
will of God should be otherwise," added
Alice, "I am sure •I need not entreat my
Nuttie to do and be all that she can to her
father, My child, you do not know how
sorely he neede such love- end tendarme and
prayer as you can give him. I know you
have thorght I have set you aside—if not
better things, for his sake. Indeed 1
could not help it." Then there was
something tear -stained and blotted out,
seMethiog tot ease her poeitioa eho solids
"Thenk yea," S.ntl then Mote IfftforouslY,
" Thank you, ClgaP a11114'1, for all you lutve been
There was little mere, • $be afsited Nuttie
fer "-her hyntli," the evetiog hymm with
which AlOtheg 4hd daggilter Used nightly to
o to Bleep; aod whiea, her estrange
reamy way, the girl managed to gay.
Then a little niutiller and sign peeped be.
tween the elder ladies, and Mrs. Wililani
Egreinont fetched her husband. At he open-
ed, his book to find the counneodetory pray-
er, thinkiug her pest all outward 001500t011e-
DOSS, and grieved by the look of euffeting,
her eyee ogoin dosed ahd her lips paid,
"Don't think of that 1 God can make
failures euccess."
There we o half mile, a look of 'peace,
"He makee up," she sAid ; end thoee were
the last, audible words before it was over,
and the tender spixit Was released fr 't
strife, some time biter, they 914 know:when
by the failure of the claap me her husbands
hand.
Old Miss- Heodworth did net underatand
the meaning of that •sad word till the ;aext
foreneon. There—ae she at in the darken-
ed tent-rOOmie crying,, over her, letters,—
while the stunned and bewildered Nuttie
was, under her Aunt Jane's direotton, at-
tending to the needful arrangements, Canon
Egremont wandered in upon her in the
overflew of confidence of a inart vvith a full
heart, wanting to talk it all out,, communi-
cating the more, because she was a discredt
woman, and asked no questions. He had
tried to see his brother, but Gregorio had
not admitted him. He was tewAre now of the
whole state of things. Dr. Hammondhad told
him, when first beginning to be alarmed for
his patient, that the cause for anxiety. was
the exhaustion caused by the long strain on
• her spirits and strength consequent on her
and it ended with "Ho is beginning to miss efforts to wean her husband from his fatal
your step and voice about the house. I be- propensity. There had been other "compli-
lieve he will reidly be glad to see you, when cations," as , he doctor called them, and more
the bright spring days come, and I can kiss immediate causes of danger, but both he and
his colleague, summoned from London bet
lieved that she would have surmounted them
if she had had more strength to rally. But
her nurses dated the decided turn for the
worse from the day when she had gazed into
Mr. Egremont's face, and detected the look
in his eyes that she hod learned to well to
understand. '
She would fain have lived, and, according
to her obedient nature, had submitted to all
the silence and stillnesa enforced on her;
she had told Dr. Hammond that she
must see her brother-in-law before she
was too far gone. And the doctor, knowing
all, took care it should be brought about.
oiatioa m favor of Mark was no longer pram And then the had spoken of her failure in
ticable.• the effort of theEse years. "11 I had begun
The residence at Redceeile was not over, better," she said, "ib might not have been
my own Nuttie again."
Nuttie was very much delighted, but a
little hurt that her aunt and .Mary should
have been in the secret, and pledged to say
nothing to her till her mother should write.
She found, moreover, that Miss Headworth
was extremely anxious and not altogether
reassured by Mrs. William Egremontas let-
ter of announcement, which filled Rattle
with delight. How happy the little mother
must be to have a baby in her arms again,
and though she herself did not profess to
have a strong turn, for infant humanity, it
was the greatest possible relief to be no
longer an heiress, excepting that the tenure.
but the Canoitess had come to nurse her
sister-in-law, and kept up the correspond-
ence. 'The son and heir was renorted to be
a perfect sPecimen, and. his father WAS sinned againet bit us all. Alvvyia was no
so with him.'
"My dear, indeed you have nothing to
blame yourself for. You were grievously
greatly elated and delighted, but the letters saint when he drew you. bat() it—and you,
showed anxiety about the mother, who did yoU new been at, geed engep doing an awe
did not get on as ehe ought, and seemed to more too," said the Canon, almeet breaking
have no power of rally about her. At done. -
length came a letter that seemed to burn it- "I tried—but if I had been a better wo.
self into Nuttie's brain— man --And to leave him to that man I"
"MY DEAR URSULA—Your mother is "Child, child, -victories soreetimee mine
longieg to see you. You had better come this way l't he cried, scarce knowing how
home directly. Your aunt saved her before it was put into his mouth, but glad to see
Tell her if she will come, she shall 'nye my the light in her. eye.
'deepest gratitude. I shallaend to meet " Thanks," she replied. "No, I
5.11 train.—Your affectionate father, ought not to have ksaid that. leave
A. P. Eanersorr." him to God, and my poor Nuttie.
Mrs. William Egremont wrote at want you to tell her, if I can't, what she
more eng Symptoms had set in must try to do. If I had but brought them
which filled the doctors and nurses together eaore 1 But I tried for the best."
with double anxiety. Advice had been Then she begged for her last communion,
sent for from London, and Mr. Egre- saying, "I do pray for that poor Gregorio.
mont was in an uncontrollable state of dis-
tress. She had undertaken to summon `Ur-
sula home, and to beg Mies Headworth to
undertake the journey. She evidently did
not know that her brother-in-law had writ -
Isn't that forgiving him ?" And the at-
tempt to exchange forgivenese with the
Canon for their mutual behaviour at the
time of her marriage overcame them both so
much that they had to leave it notlalf ut-
crinaes." ten himself, and before they could start a tered. Indeed, in speaking of the scene,
Why wont you understand me, Ursu-
telegram terrified them, but proved to con- William Egrernont was utterly overwhelmed.
la? Can't you give up that for the sake of tain no fresh tiding, only a renewed sum. "And that's the woman that I treated as
. "
a mere outcast 1" he cried, walking about
"fwonder whom it would save. inoMnsie's Headworth forgot all her resolutions the little room. "Oh God, forgive me! I
saving others r ,,
" Example saves ! If you put on this "--- about Mr. Egremont's hospitality -- her shall never forgive myself'
taking out e a ge— ow many s ou
you not lean at your home ?" remedies that had been found efficacious at she had longed for any amount of retribu-
" Just nobody 1 Mother and I should Dieppe. The good lady hada certain aonfi- I tion on Alice s hardhearted employers, but
have a bad time of it, that's all." . deuce in her own nursing and. experieuee of it was a very different thing to witnees
"Arid if you endured, what would mot . ' '
Alice whieh buoyed her up with hope, 'such grief and selfereproach. He had in
while Ursula seemed. absolutely stunned. he truth much more developed ideas of duty,
had never thought of such a frightful loss or both as man and priest, than when he had
griefeand hermental senses were almostpara- I massively left a disagreeable subj eat to his
lysed,so thatshewentthroughthejourneyinae'mother-in-lew, as lying within a woman's
kind of surface trance, observing all around province; and his good heart was suffering
her much as usual, looking ont for the lug. acutely for the injustice and injury in which
gage and for the servant who had come to he had shared towards one now invested
" Ah ! that's the way you all deceive meet them with the report, "No change." I. withan almost saintly halo.
She did the honors of the carriage, and coy. I In the gush of feeling he had certainly re -
yourselves. Moderate drinkers are ten
ered Miss Heaclworthwith thefur rug. They ivealecl more to Miss Ideadwortla, than his
times more miachievous than regular drunk -
wanted it, for they were shivering with wife, or even he hitnself, in his cooler mo-
or& " I merits, would have thought prudent, and
"Thank you, G arard 1 And outrageous "xietY'
Canon Egremont came out to tlae front , he ended by binding her to secrecy; and
abstainers are more mischievous than either
hall to meet them, and put his arms round 'saying that he should only tell his niece
of them, because they make the wholething
Alice was her only thought, and all the Poor Miss Headworth 1 In past days
your testimony effect in the household and
village ?"
"Nothing! I have nothing to do with the
men -servants, and as to the village'it is
very sober. There's only one pablic house,
and that is kept by Uncle William's old but-
ler, and is as orderly as can be."
so utterly foolish and absurd." She was
really angry now, and so was Gerard.
"Is that your ultimatum ?" he milted, in
a voice that he strove to render calm.
" Certainly ; I'm not going to take the
pledge."
Having quarrelled In childhood, made
quarrelling now easier, and Gerard answered
bitverly
"Very well, I hope you will have no cause
repens •
Nuttie tenderly, saying, "My poor, dear
child I" then as he saw he had frightened
them, "No, nol She is alive—conscious
they say, only so very weak." Then with
something of his usual urbane grace, he
what was necessary for her to know.
Nuttie was going about, dry-eyed and
numbed, glad of a.eypassing occupation that
would prevent the aching sense of desola-
tion at her heart from gaming force to over -
held out his hand, "Miss Headworth, it is , whelm her ; courting employment, and
very good in you to come. You have a great ' shunning pity and condolence, but she could
deal to forgive." Inot escape when her uncle took her hand,
He took them into the tent -room, where made her sit down by him, with "1 want to
tea was standing, interrupting himself in 'speak to you, my dear ;" and told her brief -
the account he was giving to bid Nuttie let ly and tenderly what her mother's effort had
"Tis not the way to matte me repent it, her aunt have some. It was plain from i been, and of the message and taelt she had
to see how it eems to affect some people's
his nutnner that he had given up hope, and I bequeathed. The poor girl's heart feinted
S
eommon sense. It is just as if all your brains in auother minute in harried his brother, !within her.
had run to water !" said Nuttie, laughing a looking terribly haggard and with blood- I " Ohl but, Un -le William, how can 1?
little; but Gerard was desperately serious, shot eyes, gtving his hand to each, with, How can I ever? Mother could do things 1
and colored vehernently. "That's right, Miss Headworth, thank never could! He did core for her! He does
"Very well, Aliso Egremont,I understand. you. Come, let me know what you think not core for me!"
, '
I have had my answer," he said, gathering of her." ,You must teach him to do eo, Nuttie."
„up hia papers and marchmg out ofAte room. "Does she know they ote come?" said ' "Oh 1" she said, With a hopeless sound.
,She stood still, offended, and not inthe the Canon. " No t Then, Alwyn, let them The Canon did think it very hopelese in
least inclined to run after him and take back have some tea, and take off their things, his heart, but he peraevered, as tn duty
her it ords. He, poor fellow, stumbled down I can tell you, the leursea will never let them bound. "1 told your dear mother that per-
thenjust off a journey." , I haps you would succeed where she thought
steps, and held by the garden rail to d
collect his senses and compose himself. MiS3 Headveorth seconded this, and Mr.she had failed, though indeed she had done
"What's the matter, Gerard, are you ill or Egremont submitted, allowing that she had much. It made her happy. So, my dear
i
giddy ?" asked Miss Nugent, coming up in not asked for Nuttie since the morning, child, you are bound to do your best,"
the winter twilight."Yes ;" then, after a pouse—" But and then had smiled and squeezed his handl
"No, oh no 1 Only the dream of my lite when he said she was coming with her aunt ; mother could coax him and manage him,
is over," he answered, scarce knowing what but he walked up and down in direful rest-
Mother was with him day and night; she
• he said. lessness, his whole mind apparently bent on couli always get at him. What can I do 1'
"Von haven't---" cried Mary awhast, extracting front Miss Headworth that I "X think you will find that he depends
" Oh no," he 'said, underetanding the she had been as ill or worse at Dieppe. upon you more," seid the Canon, "and it
may be made easiet to you, if you only set
blonk, "only she won't take the pledge 1,, Alas 1 when Mrs. William Egremont came
res ended Mary "Is that all '?" that matters were much worse. The sweet ' your will to ib"
" If I ought, I'll try," said poor /cattle,
"I don't see how she could or ought," down to fetch Nuttie ; there was no question
and more u y p r p an s e a ever .
Ger-
ard. " le is right I It is eh °vet now. I the heavy lids of the dark eyes scarcely 8PD ; dejection, and
ken before bat in utterfiton aud been strung up to a lunb, It was
" I made it the test," muttered poor face was perfectly white and wasted,
ediall know how to go on my woy. It is best lifted themselves, but the lips moved iht0 a her undo answered her like a child. evident that a great mistake had been made,
so—I know it is—only I did not know whes smile, arid the hand closed on that of the r " There tha 's a good i 1
, t gt.Nobodyean and after a brief confab with Sir foam Wan
e or the Canon had one ho e. He had not pole the President said :
" We shall send a telegram to Selma to
al. girl, who stood by ner as one feozen into , ' i
ther anything wan due to her. It was , • do more "
'• numbnese There was the same reco nitioni la ld d t. at+ lar' kin be no doubt
•Tat LIMR-RILlit 0013.
"In Walkia' 'softly leng de path of life
der' am *saran doge woold be well te
inember,"seid Brother:Gardoer rie the moot-
ing"%PoePled' ittidge el a meads twenty by hie
whiskers, He may groves 'eta to conoeal
Pieoltice an soArs.
'0 Doan" jodoe of a wountn'e good nettle
by her talk on a street kyar or the way elle
sm,i,leosuienic.ehaujoonlowhy our omen get licked
so often is beortuse their parents, happen to
be de biggeet,
"It is only a fool who goes reround fookia)
fur a model man. A man widout faulta
would be too soft to stand die climate,
" While consistency should be respected
in a gioeraa way, doan' hesitate to eauirm
out o' any sort of a loophole when %ruin'
wid a lawyer
" Alseue de time a man leegins to assert
dab die World owes hina a Illetn ar about de
date when he Should get hie fest seotence to
State Prison,
Wtien you, Ifar pussen or,gfying diet
der' am no sioh thing as fuchur' punishment'
you bas lighted upon an ole mintier who or'
twin" to lie to hiseelf.
YC1.1 OOMpliMeat 801110 men altogether
too highly to call 'ern a hog. hey noticed
dat no hog gets drunk except by accident.
" While I admit. dat George Washington
was a great an' good man, I would not, if I
Ws runtiird oo'ner 'grocery, trust any
•odder American on dat account.
"De man who am allus ready to fight fur
his convictions will fight Oh de wrong side
at least half de time.
" If it watsn't fur nayborhood gossip some
ohill'en would. go widout shoe, an some
mothers would pub six mo' dollars into deir
bonnets.
"An egotistical pusson is simply a refleck-
shun in Nature's lookinhglass.
"Dignity ar' de fence which sartin peo-
ple build up to get de world from gittin'
clus 'nuff to find out how bad dey really
PABSED AWAY.
The Secretary announced an official com-
munication from Vicksburg announcing the
death of Col. Whyfore Johnson, an honor-
ary metnber in good standing.
'While I has bin expectiu' it fur some
time," observed the President, "it nebber-
theless comes wid a shock. De Kurnell
was an aiverage man. He'd eteol a water.
mellyon in 'summer, but divide up bis wood-
pile in winter. He'd giv up a lost wallet
he had found, but cheat you blind in a mule -
trade. While he'd return yer borrowed
wheelbarrer on de werry reinit it wouldn't
do to to lend him a dollar in cash. 11 he
war' a leetle hard on his ole mule he war'
de kindest master a dog eber had., I won't
go so fur as to say dat Kurnell Johnson un-
folded hia black wings an flew straight
into heaven's gate, but we shall hang out
de usual emblem of mournird an' hope dat
he war' giben a fa'r imparshel triol."
NOT WANTEIi.
Prof. Pardon Devis sent to the Secre-
tary's desk a letter he had received from
Springheel Smith, the colored poet of In -
diem, offering to write a poem of forty
verses for the club for the trifling sum of
$10. He had written a poem and sent it on
to Queen 'Victoria, and was now erecting
one to send to the Emperor of Germany.
Brother Davis said he didn't set himself up
as a judge of poetry, but it struck him that
a shilling a verse for a poem was dog -cheap.
Deacon Richard Black moved that the
club accept the offer. Ghee and India -rub-
ber and sugar were going up in price, and
the same poem might cost them $10 next'
summer.
tepback D ewson. also favored the idea.
Poems wee like potatoes—they should be
laid in when the supply exCeeded the de-
mand.
" We dean' want it 1" bluntly replied
Brother Gardner as Trustee Pullback was
about to arise. "1 hey no doubt it would
be fast class, an' we could probably use it
as a lung -tester. But brudder Bebee ar' de
reglar 'leckted poet of de club, an' he takes
de keenest pleasure in supplyin' all our
wents in dat direcleshun. I happen to know
dat he is now buildin' up a poem which is
already twenty-six feet long an' not half
done, an' it would be in bad taste to cut him
off in his wild career. Da moshun ar' de-
clar'd outer order." -
TIM WRONG MAN.
The Secretary men reaa the following:
SeLmA, ALA., February 28, 1888.
To the President of the Lime -Kiln Club,
Detroit:
HONORED SIR—Tvvo suspicious charact-
ers, giving their names asHenri Waterson
and Deo° Smith, were arrested here to•day,
vrho claim to have Coma from Detroit. From
letters and. effects found on their persons I
am satisfied we have the parties who made
the sixty-fourth attempt to deatroy Para-
dise Hall several nights ago. The following
are a few of the articles found on their
persons:
Part of the hair from the bust of Plato.
One eye from the bust of Cato.
The nose and ears from the bust of Nero.
The cheek from the bust of August Spies.
A two inch square auger bearing the name
of ' De Soto on it, with a large number of
mottoes and proverbs vith tlae name of
Paradise Hall on them. Also a large leath-
er peeket book with the name " Lune -Kiln
Club of Detroit" engraved on the back of it
in pearl letters. This pocket book con-
tains :
• Seventeen $1,000 bills,
seventy-nine $500
bill's, 218 $100 bili, 911 $50 bilis; total,
$123,850. This money I have deposited in
the Commercial Bank of Selma, Ala.
If you will come yourself, or send Pickles
Smith and Giveadam Jones with a certificate
bearing the great seal of the club, and iden-
tify these article's and money, they will be
cheerfully turned over to you or them.
Congratulating you and the Lime -Kiln Club
on the arrest 'of these two vandals and re-
turn of the property,
I am yours very truly,
WILLIAM C. ROSSERTY, C. M.
The letter was a thunder clap to the club,
as according to a communication received
last week from. Brooklyn, one of the guilty
wretches had beeri caught, made a conies -
most a sob. • thought it ecornieg to speaPk to her o the
Dear old Gerard," said Mule "• I Soo Wheti her aunt was brought to her side, the
you meant to do right. It is Well your inbui, poor old lady commandine herself with c°anter icfluencebut he could not help,
sh
it possible that if he and his son,
uoots. he settled I think You'll find f
come difficulty, as the loving ' glance OttiVered thhoking
k d a
fort in yor good work." ' ; over the ace. . Y Y , g
Ile
wrung her hand, and she went in half Time pouted on, and she still held Nattioas pull, a strong pull, and a puil altogethet,
hand. Once, when a ittle rattly, by Some the mi ht induce his brother to art with
sidednees of the Mania. for temperance ender
ainused, for 'she was fully aware of the Oilarritimutant a hor hips, she made an effort Gregerio, and this would render Ursula's
'
whieh he acted, yet honouring his high, and said, "Stay with him ! Take care of task far less impossible,
pure inotinee, and rejoicing that he had him 1 Love bim 1 And your little brother,
feint t is iedireet ino o of gauging Nettie e.nsy /cattle! Promise 1
right about therm and thehe was no revitVItnowing what elle said.
feelings toward-him—that is, if he VOI promise," e gir a SW I ScarcO
Far front it. Nuttie wile still abg wad eest,
8101 And the eyes clomed with an air of peutee
it Gerard had been so ricliottions," elmeaait Avila When Miss Iteadwortlx WAS °
(TO BE OONTINITE.'D.)
,Good Patient,
"How do you feel this morning, Grand-
ma?"
"I don't know, ohild. The doctor has not
donee yet."
dey str' de villaine who robbed ail' wrecked
us. As fur depiatty who was lyoched itt
Brooklyn, dat etch a misteke
was made, an' de club holds itself hi roadie ,
neee to contribute money 'null to buy him a '
tombstone—a cheep one. I teckon he was
scone pow= who nebber had $5 alt at one
time, an' a $10 gtexerstone will round him
of in fust-clase shape.
105 WAS MAD.
The Secretary then announced the follow -
n,1 while it was being read it took the
WtranloM) N. Ow rehsuaah 1$88r
Rev, Penetook, (tare Brother Gardner ;
Doan S1R--4 &Site tO hring to yoor notice
a patent " Atttematio Chicken Lifter," of
which 1 an the inventor, By its nee great-
er are obtained thou by any other
procese. Is is simplicity itself, besidee be.
ing acere and easy to operate. The tisk hi
reduced to nothing and detection abeolutely
imposailde. It ahould be in the ban& of
every member of your elute
I offer you the Detriot agency and will
allow a liberal commission as an inducement
for you to take hold of it. Sent free oo trial
for thirty cleys, Let me hear from you at
oneeea,o4oaelit,hyeve an application on file, fro,m
Giveadom Jones. You have both had ex-'
perience, but I 'shall QuIY aPpoint one agent
in
Yours troly,
SAIA
When the reading was finished the men
let go of Penstock, andhe jumped three feet
high and yelled out:
It/Baser Chaarrnan, I protest!"
" Sqftly, Brudder E'enstook," replied the
vfsese.Wd:ut. " I see no oecashun fur *need
il-
"But I do, sah Dat letter is an ineult
ebery member of dis club 1"
"Sit down, Brudder Penstock ! . In de
fust place a pitmen in North Carolina has
invented a ohicken-lifter. Dean' we want
to lift our chickens around? He doesn't
say it is to lift anybody else's chickens. De.
teatime is impossible. Dat's all right. You
lift one of your chickens an' nobody knows
it. He offers you de agency. You doan'
want it. Dat's all right, a,gin, an' Giyeadeon
Jones will take it. De risk is reduced, to
nuffin' in course, when you lift a chiciteu
you dome' want to risk breakin" his legs. IVs
all right, Brudder Penetock, an' you needn't
be ()nearly. De meetin' willnow go home."'
WIRELETS,
It is reported that the French Govern.
ment have decided to cashier Gen. Boul.
anger.
, A defalcation of at least $150,0,00 hos been
discovered in the accounts of the Kentucky
State Treasurer, James W. Tate, who was
yesterday suspended,
Nine thousand acres of land near New -
dale, Manitoba, have been bought by two
Englishmen, who intend going into farming
operationamn on extensive scale.
The Government have deprived Mr. Moy-
lan, inspector of penitentiaries, of his Ito
crease of $200 this year,
as a punishment for
his impertinent allusionto Senator Bellerose.
Dr, Grant has returned to Kingston from
New York, and will leave shortly for
Australia, specialists having advised him
that a sea, voyage would benefit his health,
impaired by excessive work.
The steamer Nederland, from Antwerp
for New York, wee towed into Halifax the
-other day by the steamer Amsterdam, hay-
ing lost her propeller at sea. The Nederland
has eireamodeed passengers on board,
united efforts of Elder Toete, Corbolic Devi-
trnt Vifisdoin Smith to hold the Ray, Pens
stock down :
The German Government have otclerect a
military guard to protect Or, Mackerzie
from the friends of rival doctors, and also to
prevent his being molested by the army of
newspaper correspondents eager for news of
the Emperor's condition.
The grain men's section of the Toronto
Board of %rade have adopted a petition
to the Dominion Parliament praying for
amendments to the Inspection Act of 1885,.
and also passed a resolution warning farmers
and others against purchasing Menitoba
barley for seed.
Reducing the Tariff in the States.
The proposed reductions in the tariff of
the United States are of reat intereat and
significance. They may not be carried, but
in any case they foreshadow the beginning
ot the end, pointing as they unmistakably
do to the adoption of a comparrtively low
tariff at no distant day. It is worth while
to put on record what these reductions are
so that it may be possible to conept.re them
with what will be actually secured before
many years pass by, and the following is
what chairman Mills said in introducing the
measure :—
There are two or three hundred articles
on which the duty is to be removed. A
large number of these articles thus placed
on the free list are of minor importance and
the change can in no wise affect our indus-
tries, and where a country charges an int..
port duty upon any of the articles named
the present duty will remain. The princi-
pal item is lumber, and as to some of the ar-
ticles placed on the free list the result will
be to break up a few of the numerous trusts
now forming in the country. Copper is an
instance. The total amount of reduction
that will arise from the extension of the free
list will be something like $22,000,000. The
reduction on wool and woollen goods will
amount in round numbers to $12,000,000.
Where a specific duty was charged before
we have changed it on a number of articles
to an ad valorem, standar& On sugar a re-
duction of $15,600,000 is anticipated. One
result of this will be to break up the in-
famous trusts that have been formed for the
purpose of increasieg the price of that ar-
ticle. The reductions on iron, steel rails,
etc., are small, and we think the importa-
tion of such articles will not be materially
increased. Iron in pig is put at $6 per ton;
the reduction mode is only 72 cents. On
isu-
port tobacco in leaf, manufactured and not
stemmed, we have fixed the duty ot 35
cents per pound; &metro is excluded.
When the duty on Sumatra was $1 per
pound a good deal of it was smuggled, pad
the revenue was thereby lost to the—Gov-
ernment. On some of the articles on
which we have reduced the dray the rev-
enue will be increased, while on others it
will be reduced. Fish we have not touched.
That question has always caused trouble be-
tween this country and Canada, and in
valves disputes that we do not care to en-
courage. We have properly lett the internal
revenue question outside, and will bring in
a separate measure for that. We intend to
have a bill on that eubject, It may be ap-
pended in the House to the nenerai bill but
that I am unable to say jest now. The cus-
toms duties will be reduced about $55.000,•
000, and in 'tech a way that the monde°.
tiring industries of the ocruntry will have
no cause for needless alarm. The bill re-
duces the revenue, by the closest eetimate
which can now be made, by about $53 000,-
000, of which $22,250,001 come from the ex
tension of the free list, $12,000,000 from
woollen, $11.0 0,000 from sugar, $
from earthen end glassware, nearly $2,000,- ,
000 -from metals, $500,000 froro cheniicols,
$5 000,( 00 from provisions, $250OttO Iran
cottons, nearly $2 000,000 from hemp, jute,
etc., and about $10,000,000 from sundries." i
• 11,41'440e of WAlefe pu*
Th 9 1141190 et Wales talres no part in poll.' ,
tics, Ile has never voted but once in. the
Rouse of Poem, sod this was upen the aet
for the bill Authorizing marriage between a
man and ble'dead wife's sister. Ile Irnews
that royalty in England owes its strength
to 1M occupObeg a' neutral position, and
that it would be 'soon endangered if it were
to be embroiled with polialcal faction. Re
do e s oo t ex prows oph lions on oioliticalettlotectfit
even ainopg kis MOSt intimate associates,
Two, Years ogo he gave a dinoer at Merl-
boroogh Howse wiiieli no other English
gentlems,n, cold have succeeded iu giving,
He gathered there a company which oould
not bove been brought together' under the
roof of any other }Muse. At this dinner -
table there were forty-two guests. It is err.
treinely difficult to get together in. England,
under any circumstance's, such a large num-
ber of prominent peeple, e for t e reason of
stwhonezin.eaubbteitriPntlgictliah*er:iynfavelintogaotamigeemumaindtltsoVver'srruuienwhose:orlf;
hose
other invitations, and so he watioble to bring
together at thie dioner all of the representa-
tive elements of English society, He took
a particular delight in this dinner, beca•uee
he had brought there the leaders of factions
who had been fighting each other with the
greatest intensity and bitterneau for years.
The extreme Tory and the most vigorous
Home -Ruler, the repreeentotives of the
highest aristocracy and the moat extreme •
Redicia.1, high church dignitaries and elo-
quent dissenters, the legal profession arid
even the city were taking into this gather -
hag. The , Prince, iu the seating of his
guests, placed the opposing elements side
by aide. Mr. Gladstone, who was an hon-
ored gueet at this dinner, was seated be-
tween • twit of tho most furious Tortes in
Great Britain, one of them, a high church
dignitary, who hadoften said that he would
be reconciled if a thunderbolt fro sa God
struck Gladstone down, The gentleman who
gave me the picture of this dinner, said .
that the arraneement of thee° guests afford-
ed a striking illustration of one of the most
prominent elements in. the Prince's eharact:
er. He hates foctione and is always seeking
to harmonize. In giving this dinner he
practically aitid, "Gentlemen, differ as You
will as to the method of conducting the
public affairs of England, but do not let
these differences carry you as far as to for•
get that you are Englishmen, and that upoo
the Subject of England herself you should
always stand united and harmonious."
A Canine Consoience.
"Tell you another dog story? Let roe
see," and the invalid doctor lifted his lame
leg into a chair and scratched his head. "I
never told you a.lamet old tedro. He was
the special friend of all the children in the
neighborhood, and had a most remarkable
memory. He was a water epaniel, with a
big head, long ears and a kind face ; wes
fat, lazy and perfectly harmless., The
children used him as a foonstoca, oat upon
him, dretned htm hieaytattoo'planed his
iihaggy earts hack with burdock burs aud he
Seemed to like their frolics immensefy. One
summer an ordinance was paseed by the
village trustees, requiring all dogs to be
muzzled. Pedro was instead, fastened with
ii
a peculiarly made chan, whch had once
done service in a suction pump. It wtyeettot
heavy, but one would. never forget tlahoodd
shape of its links. A hole was cut throegh
the side of a workshop, and the chain was
fastened with a strong staple to a joistwhich
was exposed when the hole was cub. Pedro
was a very unwilling prisoner for a week,
when, one morning, he was found lying on
the doorstep—collat, chain and staple gone.
He had gnawed the staple out and had pull- ei
ed the collar off over his head. None of hier
fasteningscould be found, high or low. Two
yeara afterward the chata and collar were
dug out of a pile of ashes in the far back
end of the lot, The diggers knew that
Pedro had buried them. They whieded,
and he soon came bounding to the spot, ex-
pecting fun of some kind. The digger's
pointed to the cheia. Pedro looked down
at it, dropped 'his tail between his legs,
cowered, and whined piteously for mercy.
Did he get whipped? Not much. Efes got
a big shank -bone to maaw, and the children
wanted to give him a medal.
The Amazon to be Explored on a, Bicycle.
The latest London Sporting Life contains
the following: "Two brothers Jean and
Batiste Le Four (French Canadiape), left
Liverpool to -day for Brazil, for the purpose
of exploring the Amezon for some 3,000
miles up its waters. The machine on which
they propose to make the trip they sent di-
rect from New- York; it in described as a
quadricycle, but can be converted into a
tricycle at Blunt notice. The motive power
is gained by a combination of a crank and.
lever motion, but when the lege get weary a
rowing' attachment is at hand. They are
provided with cooking utensils, two folding
canvas canoes, photographic camera, fire-
arms and a stock of chernmale large enough
to stock a store.
"The scheme is to navigate the Amazon
river and its tributaries by the aid of the
canvas canoes a.nd the quadricycle. The
canoes and the 'cycle will be used in about
the same manner as tlae King's water 'cycle.
Trips inland will be made by the ad-
venturers, who will take photographs of
everything of interest which they run across.
When they reach the Upper Amazon (or
Maranon), which, with its tributaries, is
well peopled with hostile savages, they will
depend upon their knowledge of chemistry,
and work npon the superstitions of the
braves, in order to carry themselves through.
As to the deadly warula poison, with which
the savages tip their arrows and spears,
Betiste says he has no more fear from it than
from beer. They also intend to take notes
on the people, habits of living, climate, and
anything in fact that comes along."
Judging From the Outeido.
Tramp—" Will the gentleman give a
trifle to a poor mart ?"
Gentleman—" How do I know you are ,
it poor 1/1941 .
" iarow ae 1 knew yon are a gentlemen?
Ito ority by the outside) that either of itri
can judge the ether,"
- A THEATBE, HORROR.
cores of Lives Lost by att ExploLOf�f
Gas at Oporto.
Orowro, March 26.—While a performance
was in progress at the Banquet theatre the
other night an explosion of gas occurred
and the theatre took fire and was destroy-
ed. The house was full of spectators and a
number of lives were lost. Eighty bodies
have been taken from the rdins, most
of thoew burned were in the third tier boxes
and galleries, whore whole fa,miliee were
suffceoted. There was a telr fic striate*
at the doors when, the Spectators tried to
eacape. Large numbers weresuifocated and
trampled upou. Many on reaching the
street Were so seriously injured that they
vomited blood. Nearly all the victimwere
epeotators. The actors escaped in their
theatrical enstumee. Many in the theatre,
finding themselves unable to reach the doore,
jumped from the windows. Some corpse's
were found in the stage boxes. The gas
was extingaished shortly after the fire broke
out, thus adding to the confusion. Loge
gongs of workmen are exploring the ruins.
Two bodiee were diseovered looked in a dose
embrace.