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OW his child languishing daily and Mile
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TIICaleS P. MORGAN.
Whatti that ,yee.readire, Paid ?"
" Longfellow.'
" Whine feller ?"
" Letegfello Hiawatha,' "
"Wal, who was Longfellow and what
vvas his Hia—what yer call hit ?"
" He was a poet, and • Hiawatha' was
his greatest poem, Listen to thin ;
Of the beast he learned tbe language.
Learned their names and all their seerety,
How the heavers build their lodges,
Where the squtrrels hid their acores,
How ths reindeer ran so swiftly,
Why the rabbit was so tintid,
Tabled with theta wbe0etr he met them,
Called theta Illawatha's brothers.'
" Aiu't that kinder beautiful ?"
" Beautiful 1 Huh anorted the other.
"Why, the blame thing don't even rhyme I"
Then he added ; Wal, you jest let Long-
fellow rest and hustle out to the mod corn.
The ohinohbeige ha a eat hit till hit's worth-
less 'cept fer fodder. Come, stir yer
stumps," he commanded as the boy hesitat-
ed. " Stir them triflin' stumps an git
anionget the corn. Let Longfoller rest, I
tell ye, an' come c n
Thus admonished, Paul laid on the clock
shelf the worn and faded copy of Longfele
low's poems that the doctor had loaned him,
and with a sigh followed his father.
joe Mauler tramped fieldward, and Pant
followed him out past the scrubby peach
trees and the lone persimmon bush to the
field of sod corn. Just now it looked dis-
tressingly yellow and discouraged, although
it was the time of the year thet it ought to
have been climbing skyward with amazing
rapidity had the season been propitious. As
ie was, the drouth had been prolonged till
it seemed as if the steely blue sky would
never again yield the welcome rain. Thiti
had given the chinchbugs opportunity to sap
the Ide from the corn, undisturbed by rain
which would have sent the stalks toward
maturity and toughened them so that the
little insects could not injure them, Joe
. handed the heavy corn -knife to Paul when
I they reached the sod.
"Now," said he, "wade in. Git ten
• rows cut an' ehockeri by night or I'll tan ye
when 1 git back. Understand ?"
" Yes, sir," Paul answered, with a little
gulp in his throat.
"Beateuist boy I ever seed or heerd tell
uv," muttered Joe as he strode toward the
house."Hit's next to plumb impossible to
git work onto him. Dan't deem 'zactly lezy,
but he'd ruther moon over a book or a stone
. or a flower than to work at hones' labor an'
see the hawse an' cattle an' corn a -growing
into money. Look at him, will ye ?"he
went on with tieing wrath, addressing an
imaginary hearer. "Look at bim ! Moon -
in' away his time overgonigfeller's what-yer-
call-hit ? Wye first thing I know he'll
moon hisself plumb into the crazy asylum.
Wel, I've steed hit jest as long as I'm s-
piel' to. He's got to hustle jest as well as
the rest net us, an' if thab ther corn hain't
did when I git back I'll tan him right smart.
That's all 1"
Joe strode on in a very argry frame of
mind. The almost total failure of the crops,
awing to the drouth and chumhbues, had
not tended to improve his none too even
temper. Hitching up old "Dol" and
Tyler," the gaunt horses, he started to-
ward town.
Left alone Pant' toiled slowly ;down the
field, cutting and shocking the stunted and
prematurely seared sod corn. It wai,
heavy task that his father had set for the
slight lad to execute. Ten rows would not
were much, but they stretched away in
"wobbly" lines clear across the "eighty"
and reprosented•several miles of rows.
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ArkfollAIN OF Lu, s,sin DILVE1111)tt SOO Ait*
OE across the "eighty," just where the
upland fell off two hundred feet down the
rough face of Hicks' Bluff, stood a distorted
blackberry tree. Somewhere in its mis-
shapen top was a dolorous rain -crow. Just
now his harsh, grating cry floated to Pant,
toiling on in the hot cornfield.
I "The rain crow says it'll rain 'fore morn-
ing," he mused wearily,
People had often wondered by what rats.
ehance in the distribution of children the
geetle, dreaming, nature -loving lad had
fallen to the lot of rough, surlyijoe
They often speculeted as to why it was that
Paul, instead of delighting in toil that made
the crops and live stock grow into dollars
about him, loved to sit for hours dreaming
and romancing over a book they did not un-
dertand. It was more than they could see
what pleasure he got from hunting beautiful
plant growths or quaint petrification or gaz-
ing in dreamy enjoyment at the evening
star. To them therewas no pleasure in lis-
tening to the weird, booming cry of a night-
hawk, falling alnaost from the dancing star
to utter his cry as he whirled to begin new
his &merit.
1 They could accbunt for it in but one way.
He was lazy, they decided, and all these
were but subterfuges used in evaiing hon-
est work.
Misunderstood 1
Is there a sadder word in the English
language? I question the existence of its
Mill
Only brusque, kindly Dr. Griggs, with his
quaint Hossier dialect and keen insight into
human nature, understood and justly estim-
ated the lad and his capabilities. He listen-
ed to Paul's little fanciful theories, lent hien
an ocoasional took and smoothed as much as
possible his rough pathway,.
The growing sun eeemed to stand stock
still and concentrate all the power of its
rays upon Paulei head. The song of °the
mocking bird ceased, and with many quaint
flirts of hia long, slender tail, the songster,
glad to escape the heat, flew away to the
cool Meade of the bushes that bent over the
half dry water -hole in the bend of the creek.
The sun was just dropping from sight be-
hind the distant mound when Joe Monter,
tired, angry and unreasonable, returned, an
with a final popof the b:acksnake whip upon
Dol " and" Tyler's lean sides, drove in-
to the stable yard.
Everything seemed to have conspired
against the evenness of Joe's temper, and
he was almost ready to explode with wrath.
Ever since the drouth began he had been on
• the lookout for a bnyer for his place, which
he intended to dispose of, and with the
money thus abtained return to " Inj fanny."
Then after Joe was sure he had the buyer
securely "hooked" the latter backed out
end left Joe with the farm still on his
kande.
"Wal, hit 'pears that yer gittiee" lazier
every, day," lie said to Paul as he joined the
lo.d ne •the oornfield. "'Member what I
said w'en I left? Wal, I meant it. I'll learn
But it is useless to chronicle the rest of
the tirade of abuse he bestowed Upon the
Weary boy. He grasped the lad by the col-
lar and preeseecled to get even With the die
-
appointing buyer by cruelly whipping Paul,
After the first few outs of the ltheikshalte
, whip the lad ceased to cry aloud; but Joe,
ID his unreasoning anger, ma tiot notice
thin; or, if he did, attribtited it to stubborn.
nese, pawl continued the punishment till
tired%
"Thar," he eatdo "1 lew seine uv the A RUSSIAN ADVENTURE.
laziness is thrashed out o' ye
bo
Wen h e released
We h Id on Pani's col.
lar the lad fell to the ground without a
mend.
" Stubborn 1 hitrornio 1" muttered Joe.
"Wal, he oo,u"t conao no poesum over me,"
and he diode toward the house.
The SUM eat' and the cool prairie breeze
blew softly through the prone boy's hair.
Presently Paul awoke to the pain of the
stripes and wales of his dewier body. lie
rose weakly to hie feet ad steggered wear-
ily away from the direction of the bourse. He
came to the pleeceL where the land fell off two
hundred feet down Ricks' Bluff to the
aluggish creek below. Ohne to the foot of a
tall eettpnwood ho souk down, weak •with
pain and siok at heart,
Re lay for awhile looking up at the stars
that were fast peeping into sight, and then
came to him a longing to be up among those
bright worlds and at rest.
Oben his thoughts turned toward hie
father. Ile shrank from the idea of meeting
him again, and, full of the thought that Joe
would come preeentey searchiug for him, he
climbed down the elenoat perpendioular face
of the bluff to a little, cove -like indentation
some ten feet below. Teere he reclined
under the overhanging bank with naught
but the pain of his etripes to dieturb him,
Soon it was so clark that the trees along
the creek below were but indistinct manes
f blackness. A star, brighter than its
follows, hidden from his sight by the pro-
jecting roof above hira, gleamed in the
teuggish creek below like the light of som:
'
wi 1
-o -the wisp.
Then, as he looked at the roof above him
from whish a great flake of small stones and
earth had dropped a few days before, it
seemed as if a suer was shining' through the
dirt. As he moved slightly it Was shut oub
from him, only to reappear when he resum-
ed his former position. Look as he might,
from only one place could he see it.
" Whatedo you reckon that is?" he asked
of an imaginary auditor. Peinfully hfting
stone after stone, he heaped them up direct-
ly beneath the spot where the star -like point
of light gleamed.
Finally, when the pyramid had reached
the proper height, he mounted it and bal-
anced himself unsteadily on top. Slowly he
raised himself erect. His extended hand
above his head fell but a fraction of an inch
short. He stretched himself upon tiptoe
and could just touch it.
He olutched around the shining .pot and
dug his fingers into the earth. The gem
gleamed through his fingers like a fragmenr
of living tire.
As he strove to detach the lurairous spot,
the stone ou the apex of the heap began to
sway beneath his unsteady feet. Then, as
he made one holt effort Paul and the swaying
stone toppled oven With the gleaming gem
clutched fast in his hand he tell from the
stone heap and over the edge of the cave
floor. Wi•ha wild ory he went headlong
down the face of the bluff, and, rolling,
tumbling, falling, went over the precipice,
to lie a senseless heap at the foot of a tall
tree by the dark, sluggish creek.
Por hours he lay there bereft of sense and quences. But the countenance of the
almost of life. A swift Kansas thunderstorm fourth, who sat faoing me as I etood, was
came up and poured down its flood of water even more appalling in its own peculiar way.
upon the white upturned face of the lad. The features themselves were mild and al -
The thunder pealed in one almost continuous most handsome, but there was a dreadful
roar and the lightning was like one bright blankness about thern—an absolute want of
lasting sheet, but Paul's wandering senses any expression whatever—which was unut-
did not heed them. A great limb, torn terably ghastly. It was the face not of an
from the parent stem by a thunderbolb, fell
Afloat 'with a Gang el Murderers en the
Caspian Waters. •
BY Potreo icon.
Costerexemeorrot, Joie, 1888.—There are
few more dismal places on the whele West
ern shore of the Caspian Sea than the little
Russian port a Petrovek, where—after
Bourning night and day across, the whole
breadth of the Caucasus to catoh the one
weekly steamer for Astrakhan -1 found on
arrival that there was no steamer to oetok,
for it had not come in yet. This was owing
to the facie that his majesty, the Shah Of
Persia (there on a visit to the gear) had
been graciously pleased to go Northward
in four or five steamers at oncet completely
deranging all looal communications tor the
time being.
For four mortal dap did 1 "kick my
heela" in this delightful place, sleeping at
night on a bench in the dirty little log cabin
that served ae a posting house (which was
haunted by countless "indigenous crespews"
not classified by botaniste), while durteg the
whole day I had nothing to do but to swim,
to eat black bread and goat's milk choose
and to pace restlessly up and down the
stone breakwater of the little •harbor,
watching in vain through my glass for any
sign of the delayed boat. However, the
long -expected steamer came at last, and
away we went norm the Northwestern
corner of the great land -looked see, toward
the mouth of the Volga and Astrakhan.
NOT MATES THAT CLINKED.
caught sight of a group of about a dozen
men on the main deck, just beyond the line
which marked off the firstiolass from the
second-class passengers. Six of them die.
played the olive green jacket and gray frieze
overcoat of a Russian Grenadier of the line,
while the rest wore the high sheepskin cap,
white tunic embroidered across the breast,
and mart velvet trousers, of Georgian or
Circassian mountaineers. Two of the latter
were lying asleep on the deck, while the
other four were playing cards with four of
the soldiers. As they moved their feet the
ominous clinking sound, was heard again
ouder than before; and 1 now perceived
that it proceeded from the chants with
which their limbs were linked together at
the ankles,
Then I saw it all. I was in company
with a batch of desperate criminals, on
their way muter escort to join one of the
chain -gangs which are sent every year to
Siberia. They must be murderers, too, for
no other malefactors would be so heavily
ironed, unless indeed, they were political
offenders ; and they, as I know, are hardly
ever dispatched to Siberia by that particular
route.
Of the four whom I was able to observe—
for the two sleepers had their faces hidden
—three were formidablalooking fellows,
whose fierce'brigaud like visage bore am-
ple traces in their ecowling brows and fiery
eye) of that savage, unreasoning fury which
defies all restraints and ignores all cense-
near him, but Paul stirred not.
Then the storm grew leas in power and
presently passed away altogether, and the
only sounds to be heard were the distant
thunder and the soft tinkle of the drops
falling all about him At last the lad open-
ed his eyes. His whole body felt broken
and torn and he wondered vaguely if every
bone in his anatomy was shattered.
He raised his hand slowly, weakly. In
it gleamed the stone like a spark of living
fl' -e. He strove to raise himself on the elbow
of his other arm, and, with a scream of pain,
sank back. The bone was broken.
When next he opened his eyes the morning
was growing red and golden with the first
rays of the setting sun. Far off to the north-
east the storm cloud, now looking small and
impotent, could be seen. Presently the
light, shining on the distant ram drops,
threw a faint rainbow upon the sky. •
The poem "Hiawatha" came to the boy's
thoughts, and, mechanically, he repeated the
words:
Saw the rainbow in the heavens,
In the eastern sky the rainbow,
Whispered "What is that, Nokomis T'
And the good liokomis answered
'Tis the heaven of flowers you see there:
All the lino of the prairie,
When on earth they fade and perish,
Blossom in that heaven above us."
VI hen the searching party found him he
was unconscious again. Dr. Griggs raised
him M his strong anew.
" Jeat like the boy," Joe muttered. "He
hain't wuth his salt. Now yere's the doc-
tor's bill to pay."
Dr. Griggs withdrew the gleaming stone probably taken more than One life with his
own hand.
13efore the Russian could answer, one of
the two sleeping prisoners suddenly awoke,
and raised himself slowly from the deck,
showing me as he did so the handsomest
face that I had ever seen in my life.
Idiot but of an animal—not of a being in
whom reason and conscience had become ex-
tinct, but of one in whom they had never
existed.
ITE FRIGHTENED THE VETERAN.
Just then up came one of the two unoc-
cue ied soldiers, a sturdy veteran of tbe Bo-
hemian war, whose strong, upright figure
and bold sunburned face fAmost contradicted
the evidence of his grizzled hair.
" Are you looking at our birds, father?
You needn't be afraid of them ; they're quiet
enough in their cage, as you see."
"Pm not afraid, brother," answered I;
" I've seen plenty of such fellows in my •
time, and there's no fear of their breaking
loose with a good soldier like you to look
after them."
"Well, father," said the old moustache,'
evidently pleased with the compliment, "I
dare say I can take charge of them as well
as anybody else. But for all that, he add-
ed, lowering his voice mysteriously. "I
shall be very glad to get rid of them."
"Why so 7" said I, startled by the man's
voice and manner more than by his words.
"You must surely be well used to mounting
guard over murderers by this time.
"Aye, ordinary murderers; but there's
one man here who's enough to sink the ship
all by himself. If we get safe to land with
him on board, it'll be by the mercy of God"
(here he crossed himseli devotedly). .
"Which is he?" I inquired, awed in spite
of myself by the undisguised terror of this
iron teen, whose scarred faced showed
ID had seen many a battle -field, and
that the hand of the unconscious lad still
clutched.
"This will more than pay the bills uv
forty doctors plumb from now till next
o ground hog day,'" he said. "15 is it fire
.
Joe was the picture of elation all the way
to the house.
A man met them at the gate.
' Mr. Mauler," he said, "I have changed
my mind and will take the farm at the fig-
ure you named."
"Take nuthin' 1" uttered Joe scornfully.
"Thiel yer place hain't far sale fer no mon-
ey.
The faintly breathing boy was laid on
the bed.
"Why don't he come to, doo ?tam) oeked
fretfully.
"He is badly injured; internally, I'm
afeared," Dr. Griggs answered, his usually
jolly face grave and anxious.
"Oh, I reckon not," answered Joe care
lady. He allers took things too easy to be
hurt nineh."
Suddenly Paul opened his eyes. He spoke
feebly:
" When on earth they fade an' perisla.,'
"LongfellowI reckon," muttered he.
i
Blossom n that heaven above us."
• Then the faiut voice stopped and the flut-
tering breathing ceased.
"Ra is dead," Dr. Griggs said aolemnly.
When again they thought of the fire opal
it could not be fotiud. Probably it had
been lost on the way. No trace of it was
ever found. Search though he did in the
little shallow cave Joe Mauler totild never
discover another opal.
Often in the cool of the even, a mocking
bird sings in a tree that ahades a small
grave. On the little white stone that Dr.
Griggs erected is the one word—
PAUL.
He Couldn't Sleep for the Neise.
" Goodimornin' to yee, Minus Brennan."
" Goodimornin', lidissus Wroiley."
" An' how' did Tonnny rest last 'might?"
" Oh, de dear that was datdisturbed witi
de noise av eryin' he didn't shlape awink.
AN ANGLE FACED Aft/RDERER.
Beautiful as an Ap Olo, slim and graceful
as a deer hound, with a bright boyish look
on his fresh young face that would have
won any heart at the first glaneO, he looked
so utterly out of place amid this ramble of
cutthroats that I could hardly have been
more startled if I had seen one of Raphael's
cherubiens picking a pocket. But I was
doubly SO when my grenadier pointed to
him and aaid, with a look and tone that I
shall never forget:
"That's the man!"
"He I" oried I in amazement ; "Why,
ho has the face of an angel I"
"So everyone says, and I can believe
now what Father Gregory used to tell me,
that the devil himseff was an angel once.
This fellow may have been an angel when
he was born, but now—ugh 1 I never go
near hien without feeling as if I were in the
presence of Satan boneelf.
"What has he done, then?" asked I more
disturbed than 1 should have oared to own.
Come thie way and I'll tell you." an-
swered the Russian, glancing nervonely over
his shoulder as he drew me ttway.
The demon with the face of an angel heel
followed the Russian army's marches like a
vampire, his trade beino to murder and rob
the aged and infirm who were left without
protectors he the unprotected villages, which
the army invaded: He had been knoven to
hill gray.haireci men who were on the death.
bed and to slay thildren and violate defense-
less maidens was hie petiole. The account
of his crimes—well in spite of my long resi-
dence in lands where the coolness with
which Men filled blool like water hag be.
come a. proverb it made me feel absolutely
;tick with horror. All through the night
that beautiful, terrible face, distorted into
a thousand wild and gliatitly changed, haunt-
ed my troubled dreanui, and when a hoarse
call roused us before doybreak the net
Morning to go on board of the tender which e
had been sent to carry the &steams penmen.
gore up th Asitralthan, my first feeling was
ono of int,ense relief At halting at lung* es-
caped. from enforced companionsnip of
that inearnate demon from Whom even the
boldeet of his fellowinen shrank away.
Mrs. Illegoogln Disoovers that Tommy i
Drinking Champagne.
"D9 ye know fwhat, Toozy 7" the widow
Ma agogin been.
" Whitt, oummaw t" inquired Arethusa
languidly.
, " RP ye huow that b'y. Tommy'a takin' tdbeinID o
shampagny wow, an' taelet noigh
ID kern home either wan o'clock in th
mornin' wid his morecley cane shtiokin' up
vut av his pants pceetite, an' the tails av in
coat undher hie axstiters, an' his hat an the
back av his head, an' lee hollerin' "Ito
gibe mini ate toed as hie loonga id let hira
do id. the matther wid ye, Tammy,
agrah ?' sez 01, roisin' up out av me bed an'
goin' up to the dure av his room, fwhere he
was carryin' loike a man thryen' to kill a
wagon loo.et av woild rats. Fwhat's the
matther Tommy, llgrah sez 01. Fwhere
dm 011' sez he, hardly able to shpake au'
not able to ehtand an his feet at all.
Fvehere am 01?' eez he. In your own
mother's house, Tammy, me darlint,' sez
Oi. Fwhitt. makes ib iwhurril 'round ?' eez
he. 'An' sure an' id's not fwhurrilin',
Tammy,' sez 01. Ye're a mud-aitin' War,
it is,' sex he. Oh, 01 am am 01?' sez 01,
an' wid that 01 med a lep at him an' his One
a clout undher the lug that sint him shpin-
/lin' an his head into the majolicky throuby-
door an' the h'arth— '
"Oh, mimmaw," said the daughter;
"how often have I oorreoted you on that
word—cuspidor°, miminawl not troubadour
—a troubadour is a player in an orchestra."
" Cuahpidoor 1 Fwhy 01 thowt that was it
shboyle av outtin' th' hair. Didn't 01 earth
hear ye say Tammy had his head out a la
cushpidoor. Well nuver moind, annyhow,
01 hit him a blyow that all a mosht linockt
him into the middle a,v nuxt week, an' f whin
01 piekt him up he began blubberin' an' sed
he'd bin net drinkin' shampagny wather
wid the b'ys. Oi ahuppose he have a head
an him this rottwrein't an' bad use to him
he ought to. Begorry but Oi'm afeert av
that b'y, aver since he quit bein' toof an'
begon to be a jood. Oi nuver knows twhat
divihnent he's up to, an' znebbe wan av these
foine days he'll be either marryin' a acthress
an' dhraggin' the fam'ly down in the sewer
an' diegracin' ny'ry mother's son av iz. But
mark roy wurrids, Toozy, aff Taramy uver
gets inunkeyin' around wid thim aothresses
that wears no clothes thin God help him,
that's all Oi've got to any to him. Cham-
pagny ',rather foor dollars a bottle is bard
enoof, but thim heifers wid powdher an'
paint on their faces that alikips the tra-la-
leo loo in the comoical operies—they're enoof
ID give a daiycint women loike meself the
horrors, an' OPII brain the fusht wan av
thim that dar's to make a shmash an my
Tammy. Go up, l'oozy, an' tell the poor
by th com.e down to his brackish, eta' suid
Periklays ever to the grocery fur a few bot-
tles av sody wather to take the drouth out
av him, fur Oi know he'll be awful dhry lis
the mouth fwhin he wakes up."
Curious Fires.
The orgin of fires is very oftenmysterious,
and not infrequently incencliaresm is suspect-
ed, or even taken for granted, simply be-
cause no other explanation seems easy; but
once in a while the truth conaes out in such
a me, and the fire is proved to have been
occasioned by some accident so peculiar in
its nature that no ordinary measure of care-
fulness could have guarded against it. Not
long ago, for instance, a lot of Sea Island
etetton la bales was discovered to be on fire
in it New Jervis, warehouse, and when the
flames were eXtinguished in one spot, they
would immediately break out in another.
An examination showed that it was roller -
gin cotton; that is, cotton of which the lint
is drawn away from the seeds by a pair of
rollers, set such a distance apart as to keep
theseeis from entering between them, while
the fibre passes on and goes into a bag.
In the present case, more or less of the
seeds bad somehow got between the rolleis
and been crushed, and hive thus sattuated
the cotton with oil, which, in due time, had
caused spontaneous combustion.
A still more curious case occured in a
Massachusetts factory. In the middle of
the room a milling -machine was turning
knife -handles the dust being blown up
through a metal tube into the room above,
and thence forced out of doors through e.
wooden. pipe.
A spark from an emery wheel, fifteen feet
from the milling -machine, struck a window,
and rebounding, entered the mouth of the
metal tube, set the wood dust on fire so
that the flames poured out of the wooden
pipe in a stream twenty feet long.
An engineer, cleaning up a mill, put some
cotton waste in front of the boiler, where it
would be handy for the fireman in'the morn-
ing.
During the night this took fire spontan-
eously; the flames spree to the kindlings
under the boiler; and s . on raised steam
enough to cause the boiler to blow off, bad-
ly scaring the watchman, who knew or
itthnoduegrhitt. he knew, that there was no fire
In another instance, a man droye a nail
into the ceiling of a jute -mill. The nail
°lanced off, was struck by the rapidly mov-
ing beaters, and oaused a serious conflagra-
tioInn short, hard as it is sontetinses to kin-
dle a fire when one is obliged to do so, it
needs nothing but the smallest spark, at just
the right moment, to start a blaze vrhere it
is least expected.
Sensible Englishwemem
Engliah ladies are adopting the thrifty
plan, of learning a dress making system in
order to know how to out dresses for them.
selves or for the poor in their list. The
two eldest daughters of the Prbace and
Princess of Wales have learned a etyrithm
besides many numbers of titled ladies and
the great army of women to whom dress -
me king is no amateur work, but with whom
it is either is great and important saving of
household rnoney, or who are enabled by it
to earn their own living. There is is dress.
making soliool in London called the scientific
dress -cutting cosociation. The course con-
sists of three Weeks for a r upn, nye weeks
for it dressmaker, nix weeke for a teacher,
three months for first class, and six
months for a diploma. Millinery is also
taught'. One fourth of the pupils are ladies
maids, one-fourth private ladies and the reed
dressmakers. The wives of professional
mon take the aystern. In this oountry an
excellent system may be learned, but fash-
ion has hot yet induced "private ladies" to
learn dressmaking to any extent. Probably,
if the daughters of the :Princese of Wales
should make tis a visit they would give zest
ID the knowledge. A woman with taste and
tidgment and possessing a knowledge a
measutements could cettall out More ac-
tereitely than many half•e fleeted dreas-
makers who impose upon the public.
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Of all Lung diseases are much the sane:
feverishness, loss of appetite, sore
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headache, etc, In a few days you may
be well, or, on the other hand, you may
ID down with Pneumonia or "galloping
Consuutption." Run no risks, but begin
ilnnlediatel to take Ayer's CberrY
Pectoral.
• p'Several years ago, James Birchard, of
Darien, Conn., was severely ill. The
• doctors said he was in Consumption,
and that they meld do nothing for him,
• but advised him, as a last resort, to try
Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. After taking
this medicine, two or three mouthsohe
was pronounced a well mem. His health
remeins good to the present day.
J, S, Bradley, Malden, Mass., writes
"• Three winters ago I took a severe cold,
which rapidly developed into Bronchitis
awl Constunption. t was so weak that •
1 (amid not sit up, was much emaciated,
and coughed mcessautly. 1 consalted
several &eters, but they were power -
leen and all agreed that I was in Con-
sumption. At last, is friend brought nee
a bottle of Ayer's Cherry Pectoral.
From the first dose, 1 found relief.
Two bottles mod me, and my health
hits since been perfect."
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ITEMS 01' INTEREST ABOUT THE
IRON .ROADS.
Electricity is reported to hove clenumstra-
ted ice ability at Richmond, Ve, recently,
not only th hgbt and run street railway ears,
but ale° to hea,t them.
The annual report of the Freight Traffic
Aesociation of the Middle States, comprising
fifty roads shows that the earnings of the
roads in ;887 were nearly $20,000,000 be
excess of the earnings of 1886.
According to statistics gie hared by the
Railroad Gormtte, there were iu December
last ninety.two railroad collisions, eighty-
three derailments and seven other accidents,
me kir% 182 in all; in which seventy-one
persons were killed and twenty-one injured.
The Union Pooffic railroad bridge across
the Missouri, between Council Bluffs, Iowa,
and Omaha, was opened recently. The
bridge cost 44,000,000. The wagon tracks
are on each side of the double track. Tolls
will be charged for teams and passengers.
Examinations for color blindness and other
defects of vision have been resumed on the
Reading. Four per cent. of f3eventy.five en-
.
geneers, firemen and conductors have been
hived perfectly color-blind, and ten per cent.
additionally deficient in one ot more of the
teat%
The trunk lines have allowed the Ontario
and Western the following differentials on
the six classes of freight ont of New Yorke
8, 6, 4, 3, 2i and 2 cents. The 13, and 0. is
allowed a differential of 10 (lento on first-
class and tams in proportion. It will be
remembered that the West Shore Erie and
D., L. and W. differentials and e, 4, 3, 2, 1
and 1 cent.
One of the most curious features of the
blizated is an official complaint to the Chi-
cago & North-vveritern from the Iowa Board
of Railway Commissioners because the com-
pany has not furnished cirri enough along
the line to move the corm which the ferment
wish to reel. Everyavailable storage place
i
has been filled, and n sonie places farmer*
have been obliged to haul their corn back
home.
The directors of the Detroit and Se Clair
railroad have appointed a committee to see
President Ledyard, of the Michigan Cen-
keel ; allies to rice Dr. Potter, of the Flint
and Pere Marquette, and also to see some-
body who cats speak for the Grand Trunk—
probably aortic oho at Montreal. • The com-
mittee ie to ascertain what assistance, if
any, either one or the other of these roadie
will afford toward bteilding the proposed
road between Port Ihron and Detroit.