Clinton News-Record, 1979-06-07, Page 4PAGE 4—CLINTON NEWS -RECORD, THURSDAY, JUNE 7 , 1979
The Clinton News -Record Is published each
Thursday at P.O. Sox 79, Clinton, Ontario.
Canada. NOM ILO.
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Shouldering the load
With inflation continuing at a record
rate, and prices and costs continuing to
rise, everyone is particularly hard hit.
Many complain about the high,cost of
shelter, food and taxes, but a recently
released study by the Fraser Institute
of Vancouver, shows that Canadians, at
least as far a food is concerned, are
better off now than 18 years ago, and in
fact, Canadian farmers are
shouldering the bulk of the load.
Since 1961, says the Fraser study,
food prices have only risen 172 per cent,
compared to a 255 per cent increase in
shelter costs, a 231 per cent increase in
before -tax income, and a whopping 302
per cent rise in taxes.
And for the average 1978 family,
$7,486 was paid out in taxes, of which
$3,134 was income tax, and $4,352 was
from other taxes including gas retail
sales, municipal and a host of other
hidden taxes that never surface in day
to day transactions.
Which makes one wonder that if the
government is in the hole with a 302 per
cent raise in revenue, then how can the
farmers be getting ahead with only a
172 per cent increase in income.
The bi question still remains, how
can our fiod producers continue to give
us inexpensive produce, and more
important, how long will they continue
to do so?
It takes a lot of $2.58 corn to pay for a
$72,000 tractor. J.F.
Spring fair fairest
Just when. many people .thought the
Clinton Spring Fair was on its last legs
and doomed to disappear forever, the
:4i" dimmur14ty ' .
got together - artd• put on
what has to be the best show in the past
10 years.
Naturally, co-operation from Mother
Nature, who provided three excellent
days, helped, but the countless
thousands cf volunteer hours put in by
dozens of workers laid a firm footing
for the 125th fair.
From the opening day featuring of
the Holstein and Jersey Show, to the
Queen of the Fair contest, endowed
with a bevy of excellent candidates, to
the best fair parade in at least a
decade, to- the dozens of little extras
like Old MacDonald's Farm and the
best livestock show in this part of
Ontario-,---ther•i2tfr Clinton Spring -Fair
will go down in history as one great
community celebration event.
It proved beyond a doubt that people
can still work together for the mutual
benefit of all, and provide en-
tertainment that is second to none.
'The record crowd also proved that a
well-planned event such as the fair can
attract big crowds.
We're proud of you, Huron Central
Agricultural Society, let's have an
encore next year. You're not dead yet. -
JF
( sugar ondSPiCe
Ebullience cue
There are a lot of depressed people in
the world, for one reason o'r another:
illness, mental or physical; poverty;
insecurity; unrequited love; hem-
morhoids - you name it.
It's difficult for me to understand
depression since I have a natural
tranquility, and sometimes even a spot
of ebullience. This is either from genes
or good luck, and I'm not bragging
about it.
Sometimes, when I feel a bit of
ebullience coming on, which is almost
every day, I have to take something for
it, just as the depressed person has to
take an elevator pill to get out of the
gloom.
If I come down in the morning feeling
fairly ebullient, I take a small downer
to get me down with normal level of
misanthropy. I pick up the morning
paper.
This depresses me sufficiently that I
can get through the day without driving
my colleagues and students silly with
sheer cheerfulness.
If my ebullience starts to build up
during the day, after several brilliant
lessons, the solving of some teachers'
frantic problems, and the crafty
evasion of the latest edict from the
administration, I have to take
something to cool me down when I get
home from work. So I pick up the
evening paper.
This depresses me suffiently that I
can go to bed without chuckling myself
awake at the folly of mankind. If the
evening paper doesn't cool me out
enough, I listen to the latest news and
go to the sack with the dense gloom that
ensures sleep, the only escape from it.
There's nothing to quiet your
jolliness like some of these items.
"Board To Fire 214 Teachers," when
your only daughter with three degrees
and two children, is in her first year of
teaching, and is bound to be one of the
casualties.
Or this one: "Cancer Dooms
Miners." "Lung cancer deaths among
hardrock miners are almost double
hose of men in other jobs." I knew this
35 years ago. So did the mines. So did
the government. So what has been done
in the interval?
How !about, "Food Costs May Soar."
That's itbout as startling as reading, in
remembering
our past
5 YEARS AGO
May 30, 1974
Mr. and Mrs. Stewart Taylor of King
Street in Clinton celebrated their 50th
wedding anniversary last week and were
honored at a reception at the Clinton Arena
with more than 200 showing up to offer their
congratulations. They were married in
Clinton on May 20, 1'924.
Now fully restored to its original condition
by Clinton Auto Body, Clinton's 1928 fire
trunk is ready to make its rounds
proclaiming Clinton's Centennial next year.
Restoration of Clinton's core received
general backing of the ,Clinton Retail
Merchant's Association and the first steps
towards reburhishing were taken in a
meeting last Thursday night in Clinton.
_ At7� 50, ecP 1e, in'iludi:n' merchan p-� t s ,and
citizens, packed the Council chamber of the
town hall to hear the preliminary discussion
of the restoration of the town core. The
project is the idea of Gordon Duern, who is a
qualified architect and designer-.
10 YEARS AGO
May 29. 1969
R.V. Whitley, head of the science
department at General Amherst High
School, Amherstberg, since 1966, has been
named vice-principal of CHSS.
The Town of Goderich, the Town of Clinton
and Goderich Township have approved in
principle a plan for joint operation of a
sanitary landfill garbage disposal site at the
Lavin, Contracting Company gravel pits in
Holmesville.
November, "Winter May Come." They
have already soared out of sight. The
headline should have read "Rocket"
instead of "Soar."
There's nothing to take the extra
ebullience out of a fellow like news
stories that tell us Canada's nuclear
plants are not all that safe, or that the
country is 60 zillion or something
dollars in debt, or that your property
taxes are going up 10 percent this year.
No, I don't know what I'd do without
the media. I'd probably spring_out of
bed in the morning, singing gaiy,
"Here hath been dawning
Another new day.
Thinik ! Wilt thou let it
Slip useless away?"
I'd probably come chortling down-
stairs and cook up a hig breakfast of
bacon and eggs and real coffee instead
of my usual tea and peanut butter and
jam sandwich. My wife doesn't eat
anything. And leave her a dirty big
mess in the kitchen to clean up.
Then I'd sail off to school, so happy
with life that I'd be gawking around at
the wonders of nature and probably run
over somebody's beloved dog.
And when I'd got to school, buzzing
with ebullience, the kids would likely
cheer lustily, instead of rolling their
eyes and groaning, when I announce we
. were going to learn some good ole
grammar. That cheer would disturb
the rest of the school for the whole day,
and I'd he on the carpet for upsetting
the system.
In the teachers' staff room I'd be a
menace. If I shouted at the shuf-
fleboard, "Jolly good shot," or "Well
done, sir," instead of the usual "Don't
miss. Don't choke. Don't be light" I'd
be a moral leper-.
If a teacher came up to me, sobbing
on my breast about some real or
imaginery problem, and I burbled
away cheerfully, instead of putting on
my phony, grave expression of con-
cern, she'd probably think I'd gone
senile overnight.
And if I came home and walked in the
door and didn't issue my usual .sigh -
groan "Holy Cheese, what a day!", my
wife would know I had.
This is when I must pick up that
evening paper. If 'I didn't, who knows
what wild cixtravagance my ebullience
might lead us into h:l‘ in» .,,niebodv
in, going out for dinner, attending a
movie, making love?
There's no end to the iniquities into
which good cheer and jolliness can lead
one. Personally, I think people caught
singing or whistling to themselves on
the street should be locked up. They're
liable to start a dangerous trend in this
country.
Therefore, as a non -depressant, I
couldn't do without the media. They
are the only, thing that protects me
from messing up my life and those of
everyone I know by being happy.
I make a deep obeisance to them,
with my hack turned. That sound you
might hear is the breakig of wind. I
may he vulgar but I'm happy.
a look through
the news -record files
E.W. Oddleifson, a former Bayfield
councillor and unsuccessful candidate for a
council seat in the last election, will be
named to fill the vacancy created a recent
resignation of Councillor- .Jack Sturgeon.
The Manta, a trimaran docked at the
Bayfield. Boat Club, •is attracting a great
deal of attention. This graceful sailing ship
is owned by Ted Gozzard, a design engineer
with London Precision Buildings.
A fully restored 1.931 Ford Model -A deluxe
coupe, purchased by John Radford of
Lundeshoro, was the most prized item for
sale at an auction of antique cars held at the
W.R. Jenkins farm on the Base Line Road,
north_of Clinton last Sat urday.
The deluxe coupe, several unrestored cars
and an assortment of parts were from the
estate of Douglas . Roze11,. . BiJI -Jen.kin.'s
.hrorfit-t'.-i'n-'law.. TCie-.-"-sale drew several'
hundred bidders and spectators.
• 25 YEARS AGO
June 3, 1954
Congratulations are in order for Miss
Lucy Woods, representative for the Clinton
News -Record in Bayfield.
Word has just been received he.xp that she
has received honorable • mention in ,a.he
Chbmpion Rural Corr"esporlcjept Contest.
sponsored by the Ontario Division,
Canadian Weekly Newspapers Association
and will receive a certificate asserting this.
With scarcely standing room for the en-
tries, 36 horses came before the grandstand
for a special class for single heavy horses on
the line at the Spring Show.
At a congregational meeting of the
Christian Reformed Church held last week
in Clinton, the congregation was informed
by the hoard that a two -acre building lot .
near the new public school has been pur-
chased from Mrs. McKenzie with the in-
tention of erecting a church.
50 YEARS AGO
May 30, 1929
The seats, pulpit, etc., for Wesley -Willis
chuch have arrived and are being put in
place. It is expected the church will he
opened Sunday, June 30th.
The business places in the vicinity of the
News -Record have been bereaved this
week, the pretty black squirrel which has
frequented 'the vicinity for some years past
having been run over by a car Tuesday
morning.
Squirrie was quite tame and would sit up
on the telephone pole in front of J.P.
Sheppard and Co.'s grocery store and crack
nuts which had been generaously provided
for him, chattering down to anyone who
happened to he below.
This is certainly an age of wheels. Last
Saturday afternoon two Clinton girls, Misses
I)eloris Harris and Susie Livermore, roller
skated to Goderich and -back.
Everybody should avail themselves of the
opportunity of seeing the wonderful sight of
Signs, s ign s , signs
The following are a few signs that
have caused people to do double takes.
At some railway crossings, a sign
warns "Do Not Block R.R." I am not
the most intelligent driver on the road,
but even I don't want to sit on a railroad
track. The last thing I want is a con-
frontation with a train.
On some country roads, signs say
"Slow Cows." I guess cows take tfreir
own sweet time about crossing a road
from one pasture to another or going to
the barn at milking time or going
anywhere they're supposed to.
When cows are headed for a neigh-
bour's corn field, though, most farmers
will tell you "Fast Cows" would he a
more appropriate sign.
Along the highways, service centres
are aptly dubbed "tank and tummy fill
ups." A few suggest Feat now, get gas
later."
While travelling on Vancouver Island
looking for a place to spend 'the night, a
friend and 1 noticed a sign for a Holiday
Inn, but it didn't solve our problem; it
was the Dog and Cat Holiday Inn.
A Sign in a cluttered old-fashioned
the fruit blossom in Goderich Township this
week. The writer has never seen anything
like it before.
Puhlix, colorfast shirts plain ands fancy
broadcloth. Special, $1.59. Advance spring
styles, at Plumsteel Bros.
Come to the big Decoration Day Dance.
Jowett's Grove, Bayfield on the evening of
Friday, May 31. Music by the Blue Water
Boys.
75 YEAR'S AGO
June 2, 1904
There were ten interments in Clinton
cemetery during the month of May.
The invitations are out for another wed-
ding in townln'Which the cdntracting.pctrties
will be one of our fashionadle dressmakers
and a young businessman of Wyoming,
4.Co.rm.erly. of .Clinton- The date will be-about--
thef7lReenth
Mr. W.T. Keys of Varna whistles and sings
quite merrily at 'his work these days and all
on account of the trrrival of a baby girl at his
house.
This week Mr. Joe Rattenbury retires
from the hotel business in which he has been
engaged for the past 28 years. It was on May
1, .J,. 76, that he began to assist his brother,
the late Isaac Rattenbury, and on the lat-
ter's retirement in 1895, he succeeded him
and has since continued to cater to the
travelling public. How well he has suc-
ceeded is seen in the splendid reputation
which the House enjoys.
100 YEARS AGO
June 12, 1879
Certain boys around town are in the habit
• of carrying their joke propensities a little
too far, and will get themselves in trouble.
They have hitherto contented themselves
with obstructing streets at night, but on
Friday evening they played a "joke" that is
punishable by imprisonment. They removed
a number of bolts and nuts from Mr. Lee's
waggon and made away with them. It is not
positively known who the guilty parties are,
but there are some suspected, and they had
better take our advice and "quit," or they
may yet he subject to an expensive en-
terview with the 'Mayor.
It is said that the horse business this year
is an unprofitable one.
Clinton presents the neatest and cleanest
appearance of any town in the west. The
beautiful appearance of shade trees in town,
should induce those who are without them to
plant some.
A gentleman who disposed of some
property a few days since, stated that "it
had fallen in value 20, 30 and even 40 per
cent, since the Conservative party got in
power."
It will he seen by advertisment the en-
trance examinations for the High School
here will he held on the 8th and 9th of July
next. Those who intend to enter should give
notice before the 1st of June.
by
Blaine townshend '*4?
store explains; "We've got it, if we can
find it." A general store boasts: "If we
don't have it, you don't need it."
In another store, a sign hangs above
the cash reglstei . 1 uu w ant credit... I
gi've... you won't pay..,. I get sore.
Better you get sore."
A sign outside of a restaurant urges
people to "come in and have a pizza of
the action."
A cafeteria sign offers, "Courteous
and Efficient Self -Service."
Above a cigarette counter, a sign
says: "Draw your own conclusions."
In a pet shop window hangs the sign:
"Give a gift that keeps on giving - a
female cat." In front of a karate school,
the sign promises, "Come in, and we'll
talk chop."
On the sign of a tire repair truck are
painted the words "invite us to• your
next blow out."
A sign in front of a church says,
"Remember, Detroit isn't the only
place that the Maker can recall his
product."
In a church kitchen a note was
hastily written and taped to the door:
"Ladies on clean up committee: Rinse
teapots, then stand upside down."
Many appropriate plaque; are found
in kitchens. One should hang in a
conspicuous place: "The cook loves
flattery and good wishes almost as
much as help with the dishes."
Some people have an unconquerable
sense of humour. For example, after a
hurricane swept through a small U.S.
town, some homeowners erected signs
in front of their damaged houses.
Please Use Other Door. (At the last
home only one door was left.)
Signs have always been with us, it
seems, and even in the eighteenth
century, they were worth a second
glance.
In a farmer's almanac, I found a list
of tavern rules that hung in an
eighteenth century hostelry in New
York City.
"Fourpence a night for bed, sixpence
with supper.
No more than five to sleep in one bed.
No boot to be worn in bed.
Organ grinders to sleep in wash
house.
No dogs allowed upstairs.
No beer drinking allowed in kitchen.
No razor grinders or ?linters taken
in."
While researching some local
pioneer villages, I noted that a
foremost hotel in the area in the early
nineteenth century proudly displayed
its motto on a w^.11 above a clock : "No
Ticks Here."
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Mail stamped
Dear Editor:
Due to several incidents of missorted
mail, and subsequent customer
complaints, on items of mail that did
not have the correct mailing address,
the Clinton Post Office has embarked
on a customer awareness program to
improve the service, by getting
everyone to advise their correspon-
dents of their correct postal mailing
address.
If all mail has the correct P.O. Box
number or Rural Route Number on it,
it helps the Post Office ensure correct
sortation.
In addition the correct and complete
mailing address will result in a quicker
sortation, as the address does not have
to be verified. This is of prime con-
sideration as there are new staff
members at the Post Office, and the
correct address is vital to ensure op-
timum sortation speed.
Selected items will be stamped ac-
cordingly as to the need for box number
or rural route number, as the case may
be. This notification can be made to
correspondents by means of postage
free change of address cards, available
at the post office.
The entire staff of the Clinton Post
Office would like to thank the citizens
of Clinton for their anticipated
cooperation on this program.
W.C. Wigelsworth
Postmaster,
Clinton
Meeting notice
Dear Editor:
The Huron County Federation of
Agriculture is holding a meeting on
June 7, 1979 at 8:30 in- Clinton at the
OMAF (Ontario Ministry of
Agriculture and Food) Mark Waldren,
University of Guelph will be the guest
speaker.
The topic is "Effective Meetings"
and it will be a fine opportunity to learn
how to improve your meeting skills to
get the most for time spent at
meetings.
• There wit Vile 'ail, opportunity fair`-rbTe""•' —
playing and it should be enjoyable and
informative."
-'-,,„ •. Sincerely,
Brenda McIntosh,
public relations chairman,
Huron County Fed.
of Agriculture.
Student hired
Dear Editor:
The Clinton L.A.C.A.C. (Local
Architectural Conservancy Advisory
Committee) has hired a student, Rob
Cornish, who will he preparing an
inventory of historically ar-
chitecturally important buildings in
Clinton this summer. This is part of the
Ontario Government;., Experience '79
Program. The Ministry of Culture and
Recreation is the major funder of the
project.
Our student will he taking' many
pictures this summer and compiling
the history of many buildings. If you
know of any historical facts about your
home or business, feel free to contact
the L.A.C.A.C. chairman or. approach
our student if you see him out working.
We would appreciate seeing any old
postcards of Clinton and old pictures of
homes, or our main street. Also, if you
feel your home has unique interior
architecture, e.g, interesting
plasterwork or woodwork, we would
like to know about it.
For future generations, it is im-
portant to have a record of how things
looked in the past. All too often, we lose
an historic landmark before any record
can be made of it. With your co-
operation, we will have such a record of
our town that will he able to he open to
the public for research.
Sincerely,
Heather L. Hunter,
L.A.C.A.C. chairman
Queen thanks
Dear Editor:
The committee for the Queen of the
Fair wish to thank the following people
for the generous donations which
enabled us to have the most suc-
cessful competition we have ever
had: Lorne Brown Motors, Flemings
Feed Mill,, Harold's Shell Service,
Clinton Meat Market, The Bank of
Montreal, Clinton Chrysler Plymouth,
Gerry McLeans Sports, and those who
sponsored the girls: Bartliffs Bakery,
Chessells General Store. The Pizza
Express, The Golden Radar Club, The
Clinton Legion, The Farmer's Dell,
Jervis Photo Pro's, Central Huron
Secondary School, and the Kinnettes of
Clinton.
Thanks too to: the Clinton News
Record for the splendid coverage of
events as they progressed; 13eatties
Furniture for the loan of the Carpet;
Bill and Marie Flynn for the use of their
sound system; A.R.C. Industries for
the loan of their flowers; the Judges;
Glen McGregor who pipe&the Girls to
the platform we say thank you all
signed
The Committee
for the Queen
of the Fair contest