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CARL DUMBER.
rile !Uncertainties or Life Are RIMY Ex,
einaltifed•
" Seigoant, inaype 1 so,fis for Shermany
next Wednesday," said Mr. Dander, as his
0 ;shadow fell across the desk at the Central
Station yeeterduy.
" Too rich for your blood, eh ?" queried
Sergt. Bendal.
" 1 vitas discouraged mit die country,
Der laud vhas all right, but der peopies
vitas full of tricks. If I ehtayelnere 1 vhas
in a fuss all,der time."
" What'8 the last ?"
" Dere vhas no last, It was sometings
eafery day. Der odder day a„stranger comes
in und looks me all eider mit a ehmile on his
face. Don't 1 remember him ? Vhell, no.
Be haf some aclvantaege on me. Why, Mis-
ter Thunder, how short your memory yhas !
When you vitae ewe° Aldernians in Noo
York I vhas County Clerk. He ! Shake
hands . It vhas good for some soar eyee to
see y m again. All der poys vhas shpeak-
ing o, you. You doom' know how mooch
you v s' missed. Put it dere, ole poy ?
Viten, Saigeant, T vhas neater an ' Alder -
mss in Nue York."
" Of o.euree nob, but there were several
people he the saloon and you didn't want to
admit it. "
"
Shut like dot, 'exactly, und dot an.
drinks fife glasses of 'In3r beer lied tharic)kea
three of my beet Cigars. Anoclder day two
fellers come in. By Shorge I but vhas dis
Mister Dunder ? He vhas. Volt, by shimi-
Wrlte YOler Own Bernione.
Ts the oUstoto of preaching other people's
sermons eny way common in Canada?
Some say it is. Some, on the eoutrary, sey
thatthe average sermon given is not worth
the stealing, and that, consequeutly, it may
be teleem as original. The old plan recorn•
meuded by Addison long ago in his quaint,
description of how Sir Rover de Coverley
'presented, his vicar with copies of all the
volumes of what he thought the beet her=
moas, and begged him to make a selection
from them for Sunday use in the parieh
church, seems to be kill greatly in tashion.
If this plan in any degree prevails it is a
poor look -out for the chrietiamity of coining
days. Preaohing other people's sermons
must be the dreariest work any body ever
tried. Breaking stone e on the road must be
" heaveuly in comparison. Yet the fol.
lowing is the way in which a respectable
man recootly defended the practice :—
There is the first, eseond, and third class
of preachers. Now, as every minister dif-
fers in brain power, knowledge and talent,
why should the third class not use the ma-
terials f;i: the first, in order to do good to
their hearers, all the more as it hurts no
one, and pleases the firstmlaes preachers,
who do nob object, but, take it as anlionor.
Why, some of them invite this, as does Rev.
W, Birch, lunior (Baptist), Manchester, the
prince of„gospel -preachers. How often has
Dr. Guthrie s sermim, " Behold, I stand at
the door encl knock," been preached and
great good done? I copied it out lately for
a Methodist local preacher in Grantham,
ay, bat hew eat' Pelief ear eyes How who writes that it was highly appreciated
vhas9°u• anyway, olefefler. Dar last we, by his bearers. Remember preachers can-
' see of you vhas vhen King William an
Prince Bismarck comes down mit der
shteamboat to see you sail from Shermauy
und wish you. a safe voyage. How vhas dat
watch evleich der King gives you dot day?
Vhell, Sergeant, eaferbocly hears dot talk,
und vhat shall I do? I like to feel proud,.
you know, but I haf to treat dew .tellers,
-not be all original thinkers. All the beet
thoughts possibly have been uttered, so that
poor preachers do well to use all they can,
only privately acknowledge what they owe
to others, and not strut as did the dew
with borrowed feathers. Some time ago,
in Leith, there was a cruel case of a Pres.
yteriau pastor worried to give up his
mit beer and cigars." 1, charge, because he preached the sermons of
"1 see."
others, which they eall plagiarism. They
"Und some days," continued Mr. Dander were better than the man could coin, so
in a plaintive voice, "fife young fellers come
why not use them. ? It is of no use saying
in my place. Vhas I Carl Dander? I vhas. such men should iaot be in the pulpit ; they
All right, Mr. Dander. By your sharity are there and they form three-fourths of
mid philanthropy you haf won der esteem the miniAry of every sect.
mid respect of ten teaseled peoplea. At der A good many people, it is said, make a
regular montnlv meeting of dee H. 0. B,
Bocieby you vahs elected an honorary mem-
ber, mib der full privileges of der library.
We shall be worry glad to see you any Wed.
nesdaer eafnings. Dues s $2 per month,
payable in advance. No vhat shall I do
Sergeant ?"
You have to nay, of course."
Of course, and treat dot crowd to boot.
rind some odder times a reporter comes in.
Visas 1 Carl Duncler. r vhas. All right,
fairish hying by writing sermons at half a,
,guinea a piece. They are ready to give
their productions any shade of orthodoxy
or heterodoxy, according as the customer
pleases. .Further than this surely degrada-
tion cannot go, though, possibly, a good
many congregations would be pleased with
the change, if the plan were 'adopted.
Mistelo Dander, I vhas after society iPrefanaty.tems
among der leading SherThere is no doubt a large amount of pro -
man peoples. I like
you to see der following :" Among der fanit9 going. Nobody who has ears can
leading Sherman citizens of Detroit who doubt that. Old and young are more or
less guilty of the foul, low sin, and some
will spend der minter in Florida vhas Carl
Dander tend his beautiful wife. Mr. Dander from whom better things might have been
vhas first and foremost in all enterprises in- expected, are guilty of in this
tended to benefit Detroit and his name with their tongues. But after all is there
way sinning
,
ohms prominently mentioned in connection
with- the next Mayoralty. Mrs. Dunder,
it will be remembered, vhas der first partner
aelec al forethe danceat der Gofernor's levee
kisge
by h 1 'C'ellency last winter. Her fine
figure h d elegant toilets attract sheneral
attention on der shtreets.'
"It vash shust like dot, Sergeant, und 1
haf to feel proud oafer him. It vahs all a
lie, you know, but so vhas most all dot
society peesness. I vhas tickled all oder,
Iund dot reporter reads him to my vita, und
she Ashes tickled, und sol gifs him fife dol-
lar."
"And the item never appeared ?"
" Neter ! He vhas crowded out to make
BOOM for Lydia E. Pinkham or Duffy's Malt
Whiskey, und 1vhas left some more times."
I can't help you any," sighed the
it
Sergeieu - t
"1 kn.. dot. Nopody can help me, und
so, like I said pefore, I guess I go back to
Shermany. Der land vhas all right here,
und Lnerer see sooch a nice pla.ce like De-
troit, but dermeoples vhas too queer. Good-
bye, Sergeant, uud if you dome see rile some
more I like to haf you always remember dot
I tried to do all right. ",
The ' General Pnrpose" Fanner.
Journals devoted to agricultural affairs,
have given extremely little attention to the
"general-purpose" farmer. While ample
space is afforded the products of the soil,
the raising of stook, and so forth, he has
been systematically ignored, notwithstand-
ing that he is of far more importance than
any of these. The achievements of the
farm, in all its interests, are mainly due to
one of his calibre. The general-purpose
farmer can do many things, but unlike the
traditional " Jack of all trades," he does
them all well. Ile possesses versatility, re-
source and executive ability in a high de-
gree. He can plan operations, and execute
them as well, or show others how. Ile is
an excellent manager. He knows when
and how to plant, cultivate end harvest
every kind of crop usually grown on a farm.
He is a good gardener, and knows how to
raise mostly all kinds of fruit. lle can
prune, graft and bud trees properly, and
raise trees, bushes, shrubs and vines from
• seeds and cuttings. He understands the
management of manure and knows how to
drain land. He is a sUffieiently good me-
chanic to put up fences, make gates, hang a
grindstone, and shingle a shed. He can
repair harness, point a plough, paper a sit-
ting room, shear a sheep, dress a hog, cut up
a steer, corn beef, smoke bacon arid make
sausage. He can sharpen tools, and put
handles into axes, hoes and pitch.forks.
He knows how to feed, raise and fat-
ten all kinds of animals kept for their
meat. He understands what kinds of
food are best for producing milk
wool, flesh and fat. He cultivates the
.iety of animals and learns their ways.
II has no special occasion for employing a
cial trainer, to " brenk in" his colts.
The general purpose farmer, must neces
sarily /3e a good man of business. He must
understand how to buy, sell and "trade,"
He must be a correct judge of values, and
must keep himself infoimed as to prices. He
mug have the qualifications of a successful
merchant, otherwise he will find it to his
advantage to employ some trusty and capa-
ble person to do his trading for him. A
, farmer who is a poor judge of stock, or who
is not well informed in regard to prices, will
he likely to lose money, a he undertakes to
buy animals with a view of feeding, and
then selling 'them. it would be better for
him to give his attention to the raising of
mops to sell in the market, or feeding such
animals as he can raise on his place. Buying
young and poor stock of farmers, who have
not the ineans of keeping it, is a Fiource 01
great profit to persous who understand the
business, but it is likely to ruin those who
aye lacking in judgment and information
Every lamer who talses a good commercial
towspamee can keep himself informed in re.
gard to the selling price of fat stock of
different grades. If he understands stock
vetoing, he tan make money in fattening
all the animale Ise cen raise, and it would
'A. be better for him if he is not a successful
buyer, to limit hie exertions to this branch
of humus.
MISOBEIA111110ITS.
Certain queries ;
Oh where did the ", postage stamp '1'
And what did the " cotton hook ?''
Oli where did the" sugar vamp
And what did the pastry cook?'
For whom did the 1', paper weight
And why did the • thunder clap ?"
Oh where did the " teller Bite?
And )1 here did the ,4ginger snap?'
Duelling is still a rule of honour and
patriotism iu the so called Christian Empire
of Germany. Any officer in its army .who
declines to accept a challenge, is dismiesed
as guilty Of eoncluct unworthy of a gentle-
man and an officer, though in every re-
spect he may be all that could be desired,
The highest church in Europe is the little
chapel of St. Maria Zitoit in the canton of
Graubehden. It is 81000 feet above the for-
ests of the mountain, near the region of per-
petual snow, and is used in the summer only,
and then by the herdsmen and, hunters of
the Alps.
The most astonishing instance of a mau'e
regard for his word was recently given by a
man who killed hie wife, whom he did not
like. When aeked why he did not go off
and leave her instead of killing her, he replied
that "he had promised, on his wedcliug day,
to live with her until death should part them,
and, that he was not the man to break his
word
A Leary [(Ga.) man, while cleaning out
his pipe with a jackknife, accidentally stuck
the blade into his knee. The wound did
hot bleed, and he Nvant to work. Late in
the evening he fainted from exhaustion ,and
became completely unconscious, whiche
condition he has remeined up to thim writ-
ing. His illness is ascribed. to nicotine,
which was introduced into the blood along
with the knife blade,
The enclosing of oleer forests in Scotland
still goes on and apparentISs in a short time
the half of. the " highlands" will be given
over to deer and the "gunner bodies." This
will of course work its own cure but in the
meantime it is doing great mischief and in-
flicting much misery. It is raising awkward
questions about the tenure of land and
about the " right of a man to do what he
likes with his owe which the British land-
owner had better keep down rather than
_provoke.
M. DujardinBeaumetz in a recent commun-
ication to the Paris Academy, gives the case
of a family who took house for the sea,son
at a fashionable resort. They were warned
not todrink the well water as it was suppos-
ed to be impure. They drank mineral water
exclusively, until the last day, when, in the
hurry of packing they neglected to send for
mineral water and concluded to try the well
water. Ten drank of it, and six have since
died ;four, who had previously h ;A typhoid
fever, were made sick but recovered. A
miscroseopic examination of the well water
revealed the presence of theba.eillus, suppos-
ed to be the cause of typhoid fever.
FOB DIPHTITERIA.—Stop all food, even
not something like improvement to be noted when the appetite is good, except gruels and
even in this ? The generality of people do !porridges. Drink n3t a spoonfulot cold water.
not now swear so much as they did a goner.
Bandage the entire throat in the early stages
ationago. No doubt a goosi many who still of the disease, with several folds of flannel.
would like to be thought gentlemen use pro- Keep this cravat On both day and night
fane language more or less frequently, but without changing. Tievery quiet anddo not
not nearly to such an extent as some sup- fear the progreee of the cliseese. Gargle the
pose. Theee are members of Parliament who throat and mouth every half hour with a
are still sufficiently foul-mouthed, low, vul. strong gargle made of vinegar, honey, red
gar, blarphemous, and even some ministers pepper and salt, mixed in a tumblerful of
of the Crown are in this respect not what warm water. Do notgo out of a Warm room
they ought to be. Still this habit and busi-
ness of profane swearing comes more and
more to be looked on as a lowly blackguard-
ly characteristic of coal -heavers, unworthy
of any one who has the slightest claim to
being thought a gentleman, to say nothing
at all about being a Christian. Were one to
count up, he would not find above half a cannot constitutionally charter a lane to the
&nen members of the Toronto Local Parlia. and arguments of others. In their dull,
ment who could really be classed as habit stolid way they will assert they really don't ' beuudetY if connection is made there with
and repute swearers, and they are the most think the faets are as stated and will be American roads has been long since explod-
ignorant, uncultivated, vulgar ruffians inj sure to find either exaggeration or mierepre. ed, and is no longer held even by the Do -
there, too, they are all essentially of the Yesterday. In many cases this may arise
remarks milieu Government.
ber of such is considerably greater, yet about the weather or the occurrences of People
be relieved by using Dr. Carson's Stomach Bitters,
the whole Asseinbly. At Ottawa, the num- sentation in the most commonplace
who are subject to bad breath, foul coated
tongue, or any disorder of the Stomach, can at once
same low, unnurtured type of manhood. from no sullen, settled determination to in- the old and tried remedy. Ask your Druggist.
In a moment of unusual excitement of pas. suit, but just from a pachydermatous in -
Ifappinese.
The,foundetion of all happineegi is health.
A men with en imperfect dieseetion, may be
millipisaire, may be the istlebard et an
angel and the father of half a dozen chetube,
and yet be miserable if he be troubled with
dyepepsia, or any of the dieorclere arising
freers inipei feet digestiou or a sluggish liver.
Dr. Pielee's Pleasant Purgative Pellets are
the safest and surest remedy for these inor
hid conditioes. Being purely vegetable,
they are perfectly haenelees.
WOD1411 (to tralnp)—‘4 Don't you ever take
a ba,th?” Trim p (sadly)._-" 1 ain't got money
enough, ina'ani, to buy a, bathing suit."
" 'rhea it trei moon usurp the rule of clay,
And walking tapers show the sun his way ;
MERCHANTS BUTCHERS
AND 'LliAlteitti GENEItAILIA.
We want a aoop PAN in your locality topic& up
to_exxx2Ezt-zazEmitr
f or us. Cash furniehed oe satiefacterY guaraiit)•
Address C. S. PAGE, tlyde Park, Vermont, C.&
LONDON GUARANTEE
AND ACCIDENT 00. (LW. OF LONDON, ENC.
Capital, 4200,000, Dominion coyernment Deposit,
465,500, Bead Office ; 72 King St. Eaet, Toronto,
Gentleinen of influence wanted in unrepresented
districts, A. T. McCOltD,
Resident Secretary for the Dominion,
lei what my senses 0411. pOICGIYO,
peed no revelation to believe."
1.04108 sufrering front any of the weaknees-
es or ailtaeuts peculiar to their sex, sud who
will use Dr, Pierce's Favorite Prescription
according to direetions, Will experience a
genuine revelation in the benefit they will
receive. It is a positive etre for the most
complichtecl and obstinate cases of leucor-
rhea, excessive flowing, painful menetrua-
tion, unnatural 'suppressiens, prolapaus, or
falling of the evOmb, weak beak, " female
weakness," anteversion, retroversion, bear-
ing -down sensatione, chronic congestion, in-
flemmatiou and ulceration of the womb, in-
flammation, pain and tenderness in ,overies,
aceornpanied with interned heat'
A fellow named Carr obtained a divorce,
the other day before a judge who was form-
erly a railroad brakeinan. The judge re-
marked when he entered a decree that it
had been "nearly twenty years since he
had uncoupled two Carrs.'
Thousands of cures follow the uee of Dr.
Sage's Catarrh Remedy. 50 cents.
Of all the riches that we hug, of all the
pleasures we enjoy, we may carry no more
out of this world than out of a dream.
"IYOUNG HEN suffering from the effects of early
evil habits, the result of ignoranoe and ,folly, Who find
themselves weak, nervous and exhausted; also min.
ALE...AGED and OLD liss who are broken down from tlae
effects of abuse or over -work, and in advanced' life
feel the consequences of youthful excess, send for and
RI/AD Lubon's Treatise on Dieeases of Men. The
book will be sent sealed tci any address. on receipt of
two 50. stamps. Address M. T. lanoN. 67 Welling*
ton St. Etat Toronto OM
Lord Downs has let the extensive Denby
moors, near Whitby, to Captain Morris.
who was limited to 2,000 pairs of grouse,
The bag of six guns in fourteen days was
1,996 brace. During the last nineteen sea-
sons 44,000 brace of grouse have been shot
on these moors.
Catarrh, Catarrhal Deafness and
Ilay Fever.
Sufferere are not generally aware that therm diseases
are contagious, or that they are due to the presence
of living parasitee in the lining membrane of the nose
and eustachian tubes. Microscopic research, however,
has proved this to be a fact, and the result is that a
siinple remedy has been formulated whereby catarrh,
catarrhal deafness and hay fever are cured ram
one to three simple applleatione made at home. A
pamphlet explaining this new treatnaent le eent free
on receipt of stamp by A. H. Dixon & Son, 808 Ring
Street West Toronto Canada ,
Baron Monck, Liberal, one of the Lord
Justices of Ireland and fourth Land Com-
missioner, advises the landlords of Ireland
to follow Archbishop, Walsh's advice and
hold conferences with the tenants of Ire-
land, with the view of reaching better rela-
tions on the question of rents.
Free ! Free ! ! Free I! I
A Book of Instruction and Price Lalt on
for several successive days. Breathe the Dyeing and Cleaning, te be had gratis by
vapor of hops occasionally, and sleep on a calling at opy of our offices, or by post by
pillow filled with them. Take no physic ' sending your address to R. Parker & Co.,
Dyers and Cleaners, 759 to 763 Yonge St.,
Toronto Branch Offices: 4 John Si. N.
Hamilton; 100 Colborne St, Brantford.
Sir George Stephen's circular hap created
little attention. His plea that Manitoba
enemas. This course will prove exceedingly
successful.
Some people from their inherent stupidity
or wrong-headed awkwardness have a con-
tinued craze for correcting the statements
• ,
A certain amount of opposition is a great
sion, some more may eve utterance ma- ability to understand what is calculated to
help to a man. Kites rise against and not
,.;,.,,,,ii,, to a vigorous, vulger objurgation give pain, or what may be justly regarded
or two, but it is their weakness from early as an imputation on honor or veramety. It with the wind. Even a head -wind is better
imperfect education, and corrupting asso- comes often from profound ignoranee th than none. No man ever worked his pas-
ciates. Not their habit or their pride. De proprieties and from an awkward inns sage anywhere in a dead calm.
course there are a few 'conspicuous Nestors boorishness that finds no relief or uttera,n A. P. 365.
except in a growl or a contradiction. egeemoniPsies4,ssummmepatE°32,140e"°"""se
in the role of obscurity and profaneness, but
these are dying out and the younger race of others it is to be feared that they mean
the volunteers of the devil are neither
In all it is just as well to keep clear of su
so
copious nor so persistent in their peculiar ---ernsels-00000—ase
airy
Salt,
FOIE BUTTER, ETC.
aSTEW ImPortationS —Riggifts' Eureka, Washing
ton and Ashton Paands, in large or small sacks
Mao Rice's Canadian Salt. Write for prices.
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ookrottio xvirst, As, COLLEGE'
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steeieete, Send for 151.15 anr-eial eiroular. W, re.
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,Ltiai Line lloyal "fail SteamOhipl.
eellinee during winter from Portland every Thursday
sot El alifatc every Saturday to f4verpoel, and in SUM.
met iruns Quebec every Saturday to Liverpool, oiling
at Londonderry to land mails and paeseng,ers los
ecotiand zed ;voland ; also from Baltimore, via Hell.
tax and St. John's, N, to aiverpeol fortnigistly
during slimmer inonths. The steamers of the Glee
Et•ow line9 sad dueuag winter to and from Hall/ax,
Portland, BOGbOtt and PhiL`cd41.111; agving;eutI4*
between Oletgow and Montreal weekly; clasgoer
and Soeton weekly, and Olargurt and Philadelphie
foebn lghtly
For freight, passage, or other nformation apply to
A. Schunfacher & Co., 13alticoore ; S. Cunard & 00..
llahlax, Sheti & Co., St, Iohn'e, Nfid.• Wm. Thomp.
son & Go. St, John, N.B,; 'Allen Co., Chicago
Love & aiden, New To& ; neerlieg, Toronto
Atkins, Rae lek Co., Quel..eo Brookie, Pheedet
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HAMILTON ONT
iaThe teat' fug Rassoces con ege lathe DO -
111111111i011, Over 260 students annually. For handeome
illustrated catalogue write 11,E GALLAGHER, Prillialpa
department, as have been the slippered
pantaloons who, now, one after the other
are shuffling off the stage. No ! the world
is not getting Worse in the matter of pro-
fanity. If men are not better Christians, at
least they have more self-respect and are
more anxious to appear at least what is now
more generally thought gentlemen.
Cheerfulness at Meals.
It is said by medical authorities that,
cheerfulness at meals is a great promoter of
health, and that whatever increeees agree-
able social intercourse at table is therefore
a matter of practical importance. In fact,
one cf the strongest pleas in favor of dinner-
partieff, large and smell, public or ptivate,
is the fact of eocial intercourse at aud after
dinner being favourable to health. It is
pronounced by high authority that solitary
meals are decidedly difficult of digestion,
aud that there is no situation in which diges-
tion goes on so favourably as during the
cheerful play of !sentiment in the after-din-
ner small -talk of a genial social or family
circle. More than this, the merrier the as-
sembly, the better their digestion. " Laugh -
says a famous doctor, " is one of the
greatest helps to digestion with which I am
acquainted ; and the , custom prevalent
among our ancestors of exciting it at the
table by jesters and buffoons was founded
on true me teal principles. What nourish-
ment one receives amidst mirth and jollity
will certainly produce good and lieht
blood."
The Opinion of All
Who have tried Poison's Nerviline, the
great pain remedy, is, that it 18 never -failing
in pain of every descriXion. Neuralgia,
toothache, cramps, pain in the stomach and
kindred complaints are banished as if by
magic. Rapid and certain in operation,
pleasant to take, Nervilioe stands at the
very front rank of remediee of this clans. A
trial bobble may be purchased for 10 cents,
a very small amount in any case; but the
best expenditure you can make, if a sufferer
from any kind of pain, is a 10 or 25 cent
bottle of Nerviline et druggists and country
dealers.
A Good Investment.
DundeY--What a bore that young Brown
is. He 'makes me sick.
Featherly—He never bores me.
Inunley—You are better natured than
am, then.
Fee.therly—No, I lent him five hundred
dollars a year ago.
A GENErsons COM.PANY.—A beautiful pre.
sent will be given by the Breadmakers'
Yeast Company, of Toronto, to nearly every
one, as long as they last' -first come first'
served. The most aemorupliplished woman
has still something worthy to be added to
herslist if she has never yet made a good
sweet white loaf of bread. To encourage
the art of Home Bread -making this Com-
pany have secured ten thousand presents,
which will be sent to all who comply with
their terms. They want all who are old
enough either to follow Directions or work
under instructions, to learn hevv to make
bread. They will take your word for it
when you have succeeded to your own
satisfaction in using their Hop Yeast, and
write them to say so, enclosing a wrapper of
a five cent package of THE BREADMAXERS
YEAST, when they will send in return a
lovely gift. This offer is open to any young
lady, girl, single or married woman, mat-
ron or housekeeper who has never before
made a loaf of bread. Any person having
domestic charge of a household who is
not now baking for the family, and who will
commence by using their yeast, and who will
scud to them the wrapper of a package
and write to that effeet, will receive a still
better class of gift than that above offered,
Better yet; any oue at present making their
own bread, using their own or other yeast,
but who will buy a five cent package of the
Breadinakers' Yeast from any grocer or
storekeeper, and, after using, will write to
say that their Yeast is Superior, they will
believe her also, and will astonish that lady
by return mail with a lovely gift. You
must get the yeast ftom your own grocer.
Don't mid money to the Company direct.
In thefront parlor—midnight; He (weight
300, sentimentally)--" What will you call
me, darling, when we are married?" She
(absently looking at the clock)—" 1 don't
know. Fatty, 1 suppose."
Whenever your Stomach or Bowels get out of or.
clef", causing Biliousness, Dyspepsia, or Indigestion -
and their attendant evils, take at mute a dose of Dr,
Careon's Stomach Bittere. Beet faintly medlolne.
All Druggists, 50 cents.
Colotel Goldie, who has been for some
time in the North-west purchasing horses
for the Imperial army, has just shipped by
the Donaldson line steamship Then:1(10e
fourteen wild bronchos from a ranche at
Fort MacLeod and fourteen horses lately
purchased at Cobotng.
The Sporting Record,
In Book form, eontainS a correctrettird of the Env.
EST TO111 and best performances in all DerAammesrs
or Sroar, Aquatic and Athletic performances, Bil-
liard, fleeing and Trotting records, Baseball, Cnoket,
Lacrosse, etc. Price Sc. pumps taken. Address all
orders to THE 1130030, 50 Front St. East, Toronto,
Canacle, Boom No. 15.
'WANTED -5,000 AGENTS—Ma's and Female --
V V Large profits. C.W. DENNIS, Toronto.
PATENTS For Sale—Illustrated descriptive Cat-
alogue free. R. Chamberlin, Toronto.
GOOD LIVE AGENTS WANTED IN EVERY
County in Canada. Address,
FERRIS at CO.. 87 Church St., 1r...to.
PATENTS PROCCRIED in Canadi,L,the U.S. and
all foreign countries. }mg -II -leers, Pa-
tent Attorneys, and experts in Patent Causes. Estab-
lished 1867. Donald C. Itidout ..e Co., Toronto.
atela.‘31•11i3iNal'UL"„Se4 AND CANVASSERS wantea,mate
OY Female, whole or spare time, on salary or commis.
sion. Industrial Union of B.N.A., 46 Arcade, Toronto.
TNIDECTIONS l'or STAMPING and 11E-
1_9 CEIPTS for manufacturing four different
powders—blue, white, yellow and the French liquid
stampingfor plush, velvet and silk, minutely describ•
ed in print, all sent by mail for 50 cents. C. STID-
MAN FIERCE, 41 Ring St. E., Toronto. Butterick's
Patteins and Books for 'October always on hand.
IL. WM. AlEtISTRONG, Dermatologist.
Specialty, Skin diseases, scrofula and all dis-
eases of the blood. All Cancers cured that are cure.
able, without the use of a knife. Office hours, from
9 to 12 a.m. and from 1:30 to 4:30 pm., Sabbaths ex-
cepted. 28 Dundas Street, Toronto.
ONTARIO VETERINARY COLLEGE,
Toronto. Fees fifty dollars per session session 1887-8
beams October 26th, Apply to the Principal, PROP.
1ITH, Y. S., Toronto.
RUBBER STAIVIPS,sBegi:
ells, and Burning Drands, &e, Send
for Catalogue. BARBER BROS. CO.,
37 Snott St., Toronto.
ANOTHER NOVELTY
ler and Atomiser
Goldman's Spyink
All the rage in the States. Agents wanted. Sample
by mail 46 cents. CLEMENT & CO., Toronto.
Oa) 50 PER ACRE for N. W. and W. of N, E.
of See, 16, T'p, 12,11ge. '2, East, 240 acres,
near Winnipeg ; also 50 See. 3, T'p,l, rtgc. 10, West,
320 acres'52,00 per acre, near CryCO.
stal CChoice,
uriencumbered. 10 Augusta Ave. Toronto.
C,i); A 59 ORTHEDA
A naivatiful Clara asic
to any baby whose mother will end us 511
names of two or inoreoll,er i,mbie•, and theiti
allibwrin3 051s 5 homannme
ninna nye Sityriyile Civet to Lb,: ninth& r.nd
n'rlvrttnablo in fmmo ion
.*.Vells. Richardson Kt 45, 1i ri1rtit0.
3,1
Lateens, Dross and Mantle cutting by this
new and improved
TAILORS' SQUARE.
Satisfaction guaianteed to teach ladies the
full art of cutting all garments worn by ladies
and children. PROF. SMITH 184 Queen
St W., Toronto. Agents wanted,
OP1
I have a positive reinaily tliii above disease ; by Ito nee
thousaude of cams eftho worm. bind au.i along standing
have been cured. 'Indeed, 00 strong is my WM lo Ito
efficacy, that t will send TWO BOTTLES BRED, iegethey
With VALUABLITTBEILA:11111EASKTounmt.bio ',Useace to a85
genres.. Give ezerese cud P. G.. address. '
Branoliteoe, 37 lorLge rit, Toronto
ASSESbivie:MT SYSTEM
The Mutual Reserve Fund
LIFE ASSOCIATRON.
The lamest and most prosperous open Assessmaat
Association in the world --desires ,active represents,.
tives in every sectionSaf Canada; liberal inducements.
It has full Government Deposit, and under the super.
vision of Insurance Department at'Ottawa.
Correspondence solicited. Address,
a- 3D_ W'M IaS,
eeeral Manager,
65 Ring Street East, Toront0.5
CANADA PERNIANENT
I Loan. and Savings Co.
INCORPORATED 1855.
Subscribed Capital.... . ..... ......$3,500,009
ratd.up Capital. ..... ...... 2,300,090
Reserve Fund . 1,190.090
Total Assets .. ...... 9,351,615
OFFICE :—Co.'s BUILDINGS, TORONTO ST., TORONTO.
DEPOSITS received at current rates of interest
paid or compounded half -yearly.
DEBENTURES issued in ourrency or Sterling,with
Interest coupons attached, payable in Canada or in
England. Executors and Trustees are authorized by
law to invest in the Debentures of this aompapy.
MONEY ADVANCED on Real Estate security at
current rates and on favorable conditions as torepay-
ent
Mortgages and Municipal Debentures purchased
J. HERBERT MASON, Managing Director.
II, Williams AND Roofer
,
Manufacturer and dealer in
Tarred Fell, 'tooting Pitch, EuIJeils,g !°
pers., Carpeland licafenitig Felt. REAIIT
510491ING, Etc. 4 Adelaide Si. E. TOILONTo.
,11.40,1kine PURE LIVING STREAM.
"I Vial, AllitaltS, bore 20 feet
er hour. Also Rock DODS—Hand, iforso or
team Pewee Send for Cataloglie.
taldlaw Maitufacturliiiiox
nlogii3ro.
t , 0551.
23 ADELAIDE ST. E., TORONTO.
au classes of fine work. Mfrs. of Printers' Leaditi
angs and Metal Furaiture, Send for prima,
-1I.LE greatest dis.
eovery of the
aesent age for Rao:-
.ATING Tilli BOWSLS,
.1.40 CURING ALL BLOOD,
WEE. AND KIDNEY
)0hIPLAINTS, A, per
'set 13lood Purifier
f. few in Hamilton
Alio have been bene
Red by RS use :—
elm. M. Keenan, 192
'Lobed St., cured of
erysipelas of 2 years
itaading; reason Oor
tell, 24 South St.,
lasghter oured of
ripileptic Fite after
years' suffering
ennie.„ St; atnut on, cured Of weaknese
and Lung. Trouble; John Woo4, 95 Cathcart St,
cured of Liver Complaint and.Bihousaess, used only
3 fifty -cent bottles; Mrs. J. Beal, Augusta. St.,
troubled for years with liervous Prostration two
smalghottles gave her great nslief. Sold at 50o. it'81.00.
F. P. DAILEY* & CO., Promietora.
When!. soy cum 050 not mean merely to stop thent fora
time and then have them return aga I mean analog
cure. I have made Me diocese of PITS,EPILESSY orFALL.
5350 SIORNMS a life-long study. I warrant My reme4
to cure the worai cases. Because others have failed la no
reason for not now receiving a mire. Send M enCe fOr
treatise and. a Free Bottle el my infallible remedy. Give,
"Morass and Poet Mace. It costa you nothing for a trig.
4I will cure you. d ddrees DR. R. Si. ROOT,
Branch OfIloo 37 Tomo St. Toronto
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In this paper referred to the Annual Meeting of the Associa-
tion. This meeting (being the 15th since the Company
was organized) took place on Tuesday, the lgth
April, when the following gratifying
increases were Announced :
PREMIUM INCOME INCREASED FOR YEAR - $g6,894.
INTEREST AND, RENTS, - - 13,029.
ASSETS, - - $356,375. SURPLUS, 80,234.
TX
260,42
Were allocated as Profits to Policy
Holders. Profits payable on and after
Nay 1st.
J. K. MACDONALD, Managing Dirootor.
L D. SAWYER & CO. Hamilton Out
nAnotagartnums or
"LD. 8." ENGINES,
sup, CIAL 1111 SIM BUM
PLAIN AND TRACITION.
"Grain Saver" and "Peerless"
IS NI as 4111.7n, AIL Ir CO ZS 06
uPliits"Kern Powers, fer 9, I, So 41
S. 1and
IS Norse&
!Reed rovent., for 1, 9 and 9 gorses.
as poperati, /or Tread et Small Powere.
int tiluntrated Cataleiras.
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The Ilarrie Wood Furnace is especially adape
ed for Churches and Schoolhouses.
Send for our Illustrated Catalogue,
THE E. & G. GURNEY CO.
HAMILTON, TORONTrillaiTIEAL AND WINNIPE1