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Just ask Dear Annie
Dear Annie:
I'm a Grade 12 student
who recently suffered an
embarrassing episode on
initiation day. You see,
my younger brother, who
has just entered Grade 9,
was about to be initiated
by me and a friend, when
he decided to put up a
fight. Since he is three
inches taller and 25
pounds heavier than
either me or my friend,
he soon had us doing
peanut races down the
hall!
Although no one else
was around (it happened
between classes) , I've
been living in fear ever
since that he'll start to
brag about it. I don't
think I'll ever live this
down, Annie!
Signed: Scared in
Seaforth
Dear Scared:
No, I don't think you
will, either. I really can't
help you too much, I'm
afraid, except to hope
that your brother will be
magnanimous in victory.
In other words, maybe
he'll let you go.
Dear Annie:
Things . are getting
really rannchy around
here. It's getting so that
just walking into the
cafeteria can gross you
out. (Let alone the food!)
Just watching the
disgusting habits of
people consuming' their
lunches is enough to
make me lose my ap-
petite. I mean, when you
see someone blow his
nose with a napkin and
then wipe his hands with
the same napkin, it
doesn't quite make you
ravenous.
Neither does it help to
sem someone squeezing
b,u-„"ckheads and then
munch on a mayonnaise
sandwichwithout
cleaning his hands. Then
there ' are' those
tremendous wits who spit
in the ketchup bowl. Gets
to you, doesn't it?
Oh, and last but not
least, ' there is some
character who fills his
mouth full of French fries
until his cheeks are
bulging, downs them and
then squeezes his cheeks
together till it all shoots
out, yelling, "I'm a zit!”
Annie, there must be
something you can do for
me! Please!
Grossed Out & Grumpy
Dear Grossed:
I'm a zit huh? I'll have
to save that for future
reference..,.Oh, well, as to
your problem. G.O.G., I
think the best thing you
can do is strike back at
these boobs.
Try tossing a goldfish
in the ketchup or eating a
can of sardines (without
the can) with your mouth
open, in fact almost
anything that you can eat
with your mouth open is
liable to be gross. Of
course, it could be very
effective if you mimic
their antics, and this may
be the best thing to do. It
might help if you have
some friends who feel the
way you do and are
willing to help you. Only
don't overdo it or you
know who'll get it.
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Dear Annie:
I have a really awful
problem, no matter what
I do to stop it, I get bad
breath. I've tried nearly
every mouth wash -and
toothpaste that claims to
help bad`breath.
No matter what I do,
within half an hour of
using some sort of breath
freshener I have halitosis
again. I'm not that bad
looking, but every time I
get near a girl, she heads
the opposite direction. I
mean, my breath gets so
bad it can put rocks in a
cement wall. Annie, what
on earth can I do?
Jungle -mouth Jim
Dear J.J.J.
1 think you'd better
check out what you're
eating. After all, if you
like boiled cabbage, it's
small wonder your breath
stinks. You could also
check with your doctor
and see if he has anything
for it.
Big Brother's news
Hi there! My little
munchkins have been
busy again. The gossip's
been pouring in from all
over.
Last week in elec-
tronics class, D.P. put his
hand up to ask a question
while leaning back in his
chair. The next thing he
knew he was flat on his
back staring up at the
sky. Muttering something
unintelligible D picked up
his chair and sat down
again •— but from then on
all four chair legs stayed
on the floor. ,
In Miss T's English
class, J. M. left the room
and returned a .few
minutes later with some
dogs trailing. Trying to
imitate Little Bo(y) Peep
eh?
D.D. Was last seen
carrying his doll down the
hall and into homeroom.
Aren't yod getting a little
old for that sort of thing
D?. Anyway, dolls are for
girls! A bulldozer would
suit you better.
For some reason, G.H.
was in his locker the
other day and ripped her
pants when she jumped
out. By the way, what
were you doing in your
locker in the first place —
looking for your books?
B.B., like all the other
Candy Crunchers, bought
some munchies in the
cafeteria and during a
class he started throwing
them around. Talk about
bad shots — R. missed his
mouth every -time.
In Chemistry class on
Friday, Butterfingers
D.H. dropped a valuable
.thermometer ($40 worth
of glass, and mercury)
and it shattered into a
thousand million pieces.
A flabbergasted Mr. R.
appeared on the verge of
crying t but instead
stalked into the adjoining
class and made some
comments to Mr. 11.
about- people not
respecting , school
property.
D.D. (the one with the
doll) was away the day
pictures were taken and
some guy, named E.F.
took his place.
Everything was fine until
D. got his student's card.
There, right before him,
sat a grinning gorilla with
a funny hat on. Without
the hat on there's a
striking resemblance,
right D?
Well, that's it for this"
week. But remember, my
little munchkins are
everywhere .and . Big
Brother never sleeps!
Tr. Football
In play on Oct. 12 the
l d igl ,ng Jar. ,Rede gn
stiffered a loss at the
hands of the Goderich
Vikings 49-13. Scorers
were Mark McClain and
Jim McClure with touch-
downs and Charlie Wise
kicking a convert on the
McClure touchdown.
Quicky quizzes
A man claims that in
the bottle he is holding is
contained an acid so
powerful that it can eat
through anything.
Q. Why is this man a
fraud.
A. If it could eat
through anything, the
bottle could not hold it.
WANT TO KNOW HOW TO
LIE DOWN ON THE JOB?
BE A+BLOOD DONOR
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CLINTON NEWS -RECORD, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 28,187a..PAGE 17
Cross country teams do well
Well, they've done it!
the CHSS cross country
team. has practised so
hard that they are sen-
ding two teams and three
individual runners to
W.O.S.S.A. (The Western
Ontario Finals), This was
The Knights of Columbus of Seaforth andtarea presented a cheque for $1,640 to
the Arthritis Society at the monthly meeting of Father Stephen Eckert Council
Thursday night. The cheque was presented by John Paul Rau, chairman of a
Mrs,
raffle sponsored by the council at the Zurich Bean Festival to . Betty Janke
(right), field representative of the Bluewater Region, Arthritis Society while
Grand Knight Seamus Doherty (centre) looks on. (Expositor photo)
Volleyball over for CRSS
Last Wednesday was
the finish of another
volleyball season with
neither our senior nor our
junior Redmen going on
to the Huron -Perth finals.
The tournament was
played in Stratford with
all 11 junior teams
playing at Central and all
eleven senior teams
playing at Northwestern.
In Central, the juniors
were defeated by the
Listowel Blue Devils by,
scores of 15-1 and 15-7, It
must be understood that
both the junior and senior
teams were far superior
to our teams and scoring
a single point against
them was an ac-
complishment worth
noting.
Against a slightly
superior team from
Norwell, our junior
Redmen split the games,
winning the first 15-8 and
losing the second 15-12,
In senior play, the
Norwell Redmen
defeated the Central
Huron Redmen 15-1 and
15-3 in two very poorly
played games. Agai'hst
Listowel, as was ex-
pected, our seniors were
defeated in the first game
15-3. Listowel finished the
season 19 wins out of 20
games, their only loss of
the season being to our
senior Redmen. The
score of this very well
played game was 15-8.
Congratulations to both
players and coaches.
Auburn's new post master.
• from page 15
down from the post office
so neither hail nor sleet
nor dead .of night will
keep her from getting to
the office. Jewell and her
husband Andy have five
children, three of. whom
. are at home,. r• »�
"Andy will be taking
over the postal route"
said Jewel.. "He knows
the route as he helps me
every day."
The post office is
located in the old Orange
Hall and before that, ft
was across the street.
The present building is
owned by Ken Scott who
rents it to Mrs. Plunkett
who in turn is reimbursed
a percentage from the
postal authorities.
Bert McCreath, from
the Goderich post office,
brought out the papers to
be signed and officiated
at the transfer of the job
recently.
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After 20 years Ken said
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regular routine but
"would roll with the
times."
The activities at a
small post office include
everything. , taking
care of COD's to handling •
money orders.
"In a larger office
everyone has their own
jobs to do but here you
have to know and do a bit
of everything," said Ken.
"It is like being a
general practitioner,"
Ken said.
Ken will be staying on
for a few weeks longer
until Jewel gets to know
the ropes. Born and
raised in and near
Auburn, Jewel is familiar
with all the people and
names. "Being so close is
real handy" Jewel said.
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the route for the past five
years has really gotten
me into a good habit."
The post office will
have the same hours as
before open five days
between 8:30 to 12 and
from 2 to 5 and until noon
on Saturdays.
If Jewel runs into any
problem, Ken will still be
associated with the postal
system as he has a postal
route which is manned by
Orville McPhee.
made possible through
their incredible • per-
formance at the Huron -
Perth meet held at
Wildwood Conservation
Area near St. Marys last
Thursday.
Although CHSS had
only four teams entered,
out of a possible six, the
teams did quite well
finishing in the top half of
their divisions. The
senior girls and junior
boys teams finished
fourth and fifth
respectively.
Because they did not
finish in either of the top
two positions the teams
are ineligible to compete
at W.O.S.S.A. However,
Brenda Dupee (sixth
place senior girls) and
Dave Dimaline (sixth
place junior boys) will be
running at W.O.S.S.A.
because they finished in
the top ten; positions of
their races. George
Collins, who was the only
senior boy from CHSS
competing at Huron -
Perth, finished seventh in
his race and win a1$9 be_
going to W.O.S.S.A.
The two midget teams
from CHSS both finished
second in their divisions,
thus qualifying them for
W.O.S.S.A. Members of
the girls' team, , in order
of finish are Karen Souch,
Juanita Draper, Marg
Dupee and Jayne Snell.
Members of the boys'
team in order of finish
are Kevin Coultes, Steve
Falls, Wade Clark and
Rob.Penfound. -
Tberse people were
aidedbya small, but very,
effective cheering sec-,
tion that was composed;
of the other members of,
the cross country team ;
and the team's coach Mr.
Ludwig.
Although the cheering'
section won't be able to
attend the W.O.S.S.A.
meet on Friday, Oct. 27 in`
London, they wish the,
team lots of luck and;
"Let's go Redmen !"
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You
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