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The Exeter Times, 1887-6-16, Page 2The First Sign Of failing health, whether in the form of Night Sweats and icervousness, or in a sense of Oeneral Weariness and Loss of Appetite, shrld suggest the use of Ayer's Szirsaparilia. Tili5 preparation is most effective for giving tone and strength. to the enfeebled system, promoting the digestion and assimilation of food, restor- ing the nervous fumes to their normal condition, and for purifying, enriching, and vitalizing the blood, Fallina Health Z=1 Ten years ago my health began to fail. I was troubled with a distressui&C;ough, Night Sweats, Weakness, and Xervons- ness. I tried various remedies prescribed ,by different physieiaus, but became so weak that I could not go up. stairs with - cut stopping to rest. .1.1y friends reconi- mended me to try A.yer's Sarsaparilla, which I did, and 1 am now as healthy and strong as ever. —Mrs. E. L. Williams., Alexandria, Minn. liave used Ayer's Sarsaparilla, in my /amily, for Scrofula, and know, it it is taken faithfully, that it will thoroughly eradicate this terrible disease. I have also prescribed it as a tonic, as well as an alter- stive, aud must say that I honestly believe ' to be the best blood medicine ever eompounded. —W. P. Fowler D. D. 8,a 11. D, Greenville, Tenn. Dyspepsia Cured. Cured. It would be impossible for me to de, :scribe what I suffered from Indigestion and Headache up to the time I began taking Ayer's Sarsaparilla. I was under the care of various physicians and tried a great ineny kinds of medicines, but ' never obtained more than temporary re- lief. After taking Ayer's Sarsaparilla for a short time, my headache disappeared, and my stomach performed its duties more perfectly. To -day my health is com- pletely restored.—Mary Harley, Spring- field, Kass. etationed Fort Wellington, lying at ti g ilatile tf the Windmill QIIT4tBC041Vis*ii(tl:rof it')0,17.e(isacy°tt' wliethorhe catchee h first glimpee,9f the Fort from the boat or ti ' • le is ROW th 0 O. L. 0. depot; while the other was fond, by the diligent 440 of the glees, to Bi t.'E. CARMAI‘, IC, A., mitseoTT, Many would deem it undue flattery, and wmke, perhaps, as lank tteason to style liom laou Mackenzie the Tell, the Well- ingtemoffluada. Heirs of the old family compact, whether At law, or by prejudice, can see nothing in himbut the red.eyed fire- brand, who took up arms against the vice- royalty.; and even his warmest champions Lo a great deal of pedantic- hair-splitti-ng over the exaet time when he, changed from the bold . patriot they eci mita „lea the Legis- lature to the black-heatied 're i on (3 -al - low's Hill, whom they are in: di,Ity bound to is he rounded upen the bar ta,t the mouth of le Og4epsburg harber. railway car, sees little but a passable green mound apparently eapped with a low, square, gun -house, topped WitImrath er Fti sty tin roof. But, if he aware in a, gamin -guide by the aid of some small currency, he will be eondueted down King St. and direoted climb through an opening in the fens into the ''Fort Field." True, there is Ttho laistorie " stands a mile and a half below Preseott, upon the edge of inodetat bluff, not over ten feet in height bat immensely craggy withal, It is a conj.. cai tower of stone some eighty feet high, to now resplendent in white. wash 0nd a red cap, e A door on the north aide admits to a slim a stairway that mounts irons story to eters, to the top. I be walls are three feet and a half thick at the bottom but grow smaller toward the upper part, and the occasional windows served as =silent loop -holes. At dawn on Monday, large crowds of sympathizers gathered along the American gate m the rear direptly oppoaite the only entrance to the Fort, but the barefooted guide seems intent upon impressing the atranger with the, insurmountable (Med. ties that would oppose the capture of our Fort ;" hellos) he walks him aeross the rising field that slopes gradually up toward tit mound until he stands upon the edge of th "ditch," probably ten feet deep and twent execrate. Some, feeling a debt to reason, to thirty feet wide, Just beyond. the ho make this retrograde conversion a gradual tom of the ditch where it begins to else, i thing; while others, dominated by, perhaps, planted a heavy cedar stockade, compose a higher reason, moved to admire the man of stakes nine to twelve feet in, height to the ,last possible moment, write Sharpened t the points, While this defeas dawn the chime° as instantaneous—a cellist be essily battered dosvu by rnoder dark copy of the old Methodistic eonver- artillery, at the time of its erection i sion for the better, Dr. Faustus, on effectually prevented the carrying of th whom His Satanic Majesty foreclosed a works by storm --no rifleman could seal mortgsge, did not. become more suddenly that stockade. You have approached th diabolical. .However this may be, Macken- Fort in this Way front the west where lie zie found ..Canadians oppressed as peasants the town.; now passing around to th in a ,00nquered province, ruled by a GOV^ south, you will find the ditch shoots out i ernor ,whoavas too often chosen to suit the the form of a XI directly in front of th convenience of Imperial politiciane and ad- Fort proper, into which is thrust from th • vised by a council of his own selection, tried e shore and pressing tho not.unwilling steamer e United Sues into eerviee began landing the y garrison at Windmill Point. This was some. t- what interfered with by the plucky little s gunboat Experiment, which, carrying two d swivels kept up a desultory fire upon the , rebels all day ; indeed, toward evening, a e shot from her small battery beheaded the n pilot of the United States who was at his t post in the wheel -house. The militia had e been helplessly watching these manostivrem e since sunrise, far too weak to interfere ; and e at night Captain McDonald marched his s men down upon the plains in the face of a o heavy rain storm to guard against a our - n prise. In the meantime messengers had e been dispatched in all directions for help, e and that night the steamers Queen and mound a low stone tongue whose sides are ; by crown aedges and coerced by military slit with portholes, This can be filled rule when "Mackenzie fled from the rebel with troops ,from inside the mound and camp on Yonge St. north, some grievances would prevent the enemy from surrounding had already been redressed by his exertions the fort in the shelter of the ditch. At and his latest act subsequently caused the- this point, if you assure your guide that Home ,Government to send Lord Durham you seriously doubt whether the entire here as Governor or commissioner whose United States.arany—and you may as Wel famous "Report" became the English text-, throw in the navy, it cannot make mini book onCanadian affairs. Mackenzie found difference—could reduce this Prescottoilia 31 Early in the morning, Colonel Young, an • ideal English officer, stern and yet gentle t 133tv a ht as an arrow and courteously bluff, e rode clown toward the Windmill and care - fully looked over the ground; then riding back, he called the officers about him and in t a very few words gave concise and complete y directions for the assault, The enemy had . not only occupied the mill and several sur- - rounding stone houses, but had utilized the o heavy stone fences, that then divided the s fields, as breast -works behind which they s crouched waiting for the troops to advance. t Colonel Fraser took a portion of the Glen - grander combination. Firebrand was a oilmen' quarters, and a little to the middle - favorite epithet among the enemies of front stands the fort itself. It is a, heavy Mackenzie, and .one they pronounced with block of stone nutsonary about 50 feet square much unction, though why it should be con-, and 20 feet feet high, capped with a massive sidered a derogatory description is among log storey about 10 feet high and overlap - the mysteries of language. Ablaze with ping the atone base a foot all around. The zeal he certainly was, and his frequent popu- I stone work is pierced with a belt of port - lar victoriesat the polls and in the Legisla-, holes two.thirds of the way up; inside tura allowed this ,fervor to be contageous. the wooden apex could be made to But as from the most useful fire sparks may bristle with rifie-barrels. At each of the fly But, of danger, sowhen this burning. ad -1, four corners of the embankment lie what vocate of Canada's evroxigs dropped, all was once a platform to enable the cannon to aflame, amid the loose tinder that the winds fire over the edge of the parapet, which could of free emigration scatter through every re-, be run up into the mound by a couple of public, fires were kindledand conflagrations, earthen tramways at the north.east and starteel that threateneelanotaaerely to burn. south-west corners. the rubbish in w iteaught, but to scorch; About the 5th of November, the meagre and perhaps deetroy the .edifice against township militia was called out and put -which it was whirled. under charge of captain Fraser (Edwards - During the agitation and the; cons& burg) andcaptain.DsJones (Aegustaa !anent as well as subseauent' „rebellion: These exceedingly raw recruits, not even in Quebec under Papineau, -which was, ' boasting uniforms, were statiohed in a house by the way, an effort -to gain much the owned by a Mr. Patton—afterward county same privileges as are so vigorously advo- Registrar—which stood near the spot now cated to -day by the Toronto Mail, a great occupied by the Prescott market house. deal of sympathy- with these " Patriots," These men were mustered in with the Glen - both in Upper and; in Lower Canada, was gerry militia and drilled as thoroughly as felt slay the Aanericans--eapecially thorn circumstances would allow. lining the border. They :seemed to see On Sundae., thtl 11th inst. word woo have been greatly benefited by the ompt use of Ayer's Sarsaparilla. It es and, invigorates the system, reg.ulates • action of the digestive and assimilative las, and vitalizes the blood. It is, hout doubt, the most reliable blood ifier yet discovered. —H. D. Johnson, . Atlantic ave, Broolclyn, N. Y. yer's Sarsaparilla, Coeourg brought to the wharf a body of marines and regulars under Lieutenant Johnston, numbering 70 men; 140 men of the 9th, Battallion under Lieutenant-Colonel Gowan, arrived during the night. In the morning, Colonel John Guider marched in with a battallion of Dundas militia amount - 1 ing to 300 men, and this was soon supele- h mented by a detachment from the first n Grenville militia. Canada ruled as a dependency, he left her Gibraltar, he may be appeased and lea ,governed as a nation. Never mind how. you to the vulnerable epot in this harmles keen and.dangerons his knife, he cut her obi monument of peat weakness. Once 1 bonds; Washington did nothing more and could stand a siege of months, new th Tell hardly -so much. True the quibbled artillery practice cf a half-hour would si is eight who says had Tell liner breath- knee it forever. ed., Washington remained a British, Skirtingahe fort, you find yourself in fron colonel and Mackenzie a Scottish mer- of two heavy gates in the stockade, usuall chant, Switzerland might still be free defended by a warlike, though harmless cow among her ,erags, the American Republic Inside the gate you pass under a heavily ,great and prosperous and our Dominion the guarded archway through the mound int seed -germ of an .Empire. But these were; the court around the court propee. Thi the men who.under God were &wren to lay I court, probably '75 yards by 50, contain mighty hands upon the kaleidoscope of i three low, frame buildings that °Hag abou history and turn it round to a brighter and the base of enormous chimneys intended fo • ed by Dr. 3.0. Ayer It Co., Lowell, Mass. Fxice 81; six bottles, 85. • XE TEE TIMES. rap ed every Thursday morning,itt the TIMES S AM PRINTING HOUSE a. adain-streetsneasay opposite Fitton's jewelery Store,Exeter,Onr‘,1ayJohn,White on, Pro- brietors. RATEs UDVERTISINO First insertion, per 50 cents. Each subsequee t insertion , per line cents. To insure insertion, advertisements should be sentin not later than Wednesday morning Our5"033 PRINTING DEPARTMENT is one /the largest said best equipped inthe County I Duren. All work entrusted to us will receiv ur prompt attention. DeeiSiOns Regarding News- papers. 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Immense ose who atart at onceSTINSOU. ant' Maine Elreter Butcher this struggle against civil and clerical tyr- ceived by the officers that the " Patriots " anny, a reflection of their own Revolu- had embarked on a number of boats —vari- tionary war, and the bloody contest of A812 ously ted—and were preparing to make a was still near enough to excite their hardest desce e .nPrescott with a view to capturing and bitterest feelings against anything:, ' Fort " ellington. That night the men re- gal. and British. And, as is characteristic tired to their barracks restless with excite - American, their sympathy soon took ment : the officers had told alum nothing, dentist form in the organize. 'On of „ int thennusual stir around "headquarters" associations all along the E'ro' ia knewn'aseawained them that there was work ahead. " Hunters' Lodee4n la' accuracy says: „ "Members of gess Ooig nited nem of fatriA little before 2 a. m. the colonel's orderly . aroused the ,bugler, and in alew moments n Senate and Con- the thrilling notes of the "alarm "startled e, Generals in the' through the still night . air. The men and many leading sprang hastily out of their bunke, and while te an in Canada, were enrolled scrambling for their clothes, many a raw office. rers of the associations, under farmer lad trembled and shuddered at the „name of 'Grand Eagles.' According poasibilities of the next few hours. Veber - he 'Brother Jonathan ' newspaper, 60,-, ans would sneer, and many naders will 000 members were sworn to devote life laugh at the idea of these young" gaffers" and property, for the extirpation of Royal talking death on the eve of a m e skirmish Dominion in North An -en -ice, and. to relieve —but they 'dtd do it. Your br nzed veter- om the, absurdities of Monarchy. I an, who knows his companions ut by their eal Gazette of 1838 states this num-, company number, rather likes o tell. how se lodges to be 1174, the number "the 18th were wiped out unfer cannon o 1 rs 80,t 00 and the funds at their fire," or that "No. 12 "—the next file— disPosal $300,000." I "was shot through the brain iehile lying The following was the Hunters' oath, by; with him in the trenches." Helhalf-gloats which they were solemnly bound to each in blood and death as the most rvid back - I ground for his own glory—and t e other :— dead are, "1 swear to do my utmost to promote re-itrangers to his heart, and often, to his eye. publicaninstitutions and ideasthroughoutthe But these young fellows who wire hastily world, to cherish them and defend them, dressing amid the shadows of th lantern on and especially to devote myself to the per -1 that November night, were goin to 1' dress petuation, protection and defence Of these up " in no rank of cold " nun erie" but institutions in /trorth America. I pledge among brothers and cousins an neighbor my life, my property and my honor to the boys. When a hurtling bullet ropped a and I promise, until death, that I will at- ed," it meant "Jim, my old tay-fellovva 1 association. I bind myself to its interests, man,,it did not mean " No. so -mid -so kill - tack, combat, and help to destroy by all dead ;" it meant carrying a bleeteng corpse means that my superiors may thiak proper, into a baniliar 'hall -way, and lying him every power or authority of Royal origin, , flown at the feet of old friendsl it meant upon this continent • and especially, never' going home after the battle'n to point to rest till the British tyrants cease to have ' with exultant pride to the powd Trimmed possession or footing in North America, so face and service•stained uniform, pht to join help me God." 1 el,' band of simple mourners, an follow a The statements as to the number, size and coffin down an oft -trod path and hrough a influential membership of these lodges may 1 love -endeared gateway. The veleran sees well be taken cum eralie salis as after events nothing but the rush and bravadcof battle, fully show. Had such a mighty organize, -1 the young lads saw a funeral in a eighbor's tion, of " sympathizers" existed alongthe parlor. 1 American border, the attempt at the Wind- 1 The men soon unstoaked their Hies and [ will would not have been left to the com- ' got into line in front of the arracks, parative handful under Von Schoultz. I, whence they were marched elovii to the As can well be imagined; after Macken- river's edge. About a buns/recite f theni," zie's attempt, Upper Canada was in an un) all told, they were scatter d along easy and restless state, which was consider- , the banks in small detaoh4nts M ably aggravated by the Caroline episode at , watch for the enemy. Soon tle upper Niagara and the .plundering and burning of . parties descried two schooners 1 g very the Sir Pobert Peel among the Thonsaaal close together, floating down the rier with. Islands by "Bill"Johnston's notorioue band in a few rods of the tJanadian sh e. The of desperadoes. The Summer of '38 was ' officers hailed the strangers and re told spent by our militia literally between the that one of the boats Wilti hi a sinki condi. sword and the plow, called from the field to tion, hence they had lashed theinF3 ves to. the camp at every new rumor of invasion. gether and were seeking to make fa to the In those stage -coach day is of no telegraph wharves at Prescott. Failing in this r more and semi -occasional mails, false ideas were ' peebably frightened off by the di lay Of very difficult to combat. Among the Amer- troops upon the banks, the boat parted icans it wag commonly thought that the company and drifted off into the d .kness.. Canadian people were ripe for rebellion and I Had the invaders but known the t e state would gladly flock to the banner of any per -1 d affairs and understood the mea 0 pro, son who wottld make a stand in that court- ' pdrtions of the gurison--less the, him - try against the Oppressive domination of the dred Darned men—they might easi have Crown; while the average Canadian looked I forced a landing. on that ni hb pi tiered upon the "rebel" as a Foreigner and dread- Prescott and entrenched thentselves n the eel, under that name, an invasioe of his thett strong works of bort WeI1igbon. country by the, at that time, cordially de While, of ceurse, tid steed could ha been tested Yankee tovolutionist front the South. permament, it would have eost nttite1y A flash from the telegraph would. have' more in life and. treasure to driv Von lightened up the whole matter, but nations ' Shoultz and his men out of the st adeS then talked with the flash of the cannon, 'end parapets of the Fort than it id. to Through the Auttunn rumors became thick- . frighten them from the bare and ottlish er and darker, and companiee of militia Windmill eone. were stationed at all salient points along the ' The militia, were kept under t s all frotitier. 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Parker and a large number of the Dundee and Grenville volunteers and marched them in double file down back of the Fort and by e detour skirting the " Pines"—a wood lying near the railway,—brought his men exactly behind the enemy's position. Col. Young advanced with the remainder direct- ly down the river bank. The battle was opened by the advance of Col. Fraser's bri- gade—the left wing—who immediately en- countered a hot fire from the rebel riflemen posted behind the stone walls; and before the rear files had become engaged at all, wounded and dead friends were carried back from the front through the advancing col- umns of these callow lads to be laid in a temporary hospital, the residence of a Mr. Wells. The volunteers were marahing, wholly unprotected, down a slight incline, making capital targets for the marksmen lying under over. It was a dark morning and the advancing lines seem fringed with fire, while from fence and house and boulder jets of flame shot out. The volunteers were firing rapidly and well but their shot drop- ped harmless from stone barriers, while the bullets of the rebels cut through home -spun coat or the rarer "tunic" and found no re- aietance Stronger than arenas, bone., It wait an unequal fight and our brave lads were ;Amply butchered on the hill side. Nor much better was the flight of the right wing ad- vancing by the river road and exposed to a galling fire from the houses imid mill. (TO BE CONTINUED.) A New Pet for the Baby. From Florida comes a suggestion an- swer to the question "How shalltk Use the baby?" Give hi:m a baby allig to play with. The little creatures ariragreat pets with children, who are not afraid to take them in their hands and to their bo- soms or lay them against their cheeks with ritintte:g. caresses as they would a doll or pet They are a cheap plaything, costing but 75 cents, and are very moderate in their wants. A small tub, half filled with water, and a board laid slanting wise—with one end, in the water, upon which they can creep up and sun themselves—and twice a week a bit of beef the size of an English walnut, is all they require to sustain existence com- fortably. A cheap pet, and a charming one, the children think, who every year take hundreds of them North inperforatecrhoxes. The first possession of them is a gre,at de- light to their small owners, who in their extravagant adrairations take them out of their boxes in the hotel rooms and allow them.to ran about freely. The lively little reptile, with his cunning head uplifted and black eyes peering Cur- iously about, has a trick of darting sudden- ly and disappearing instantaneously, under the most careful watching. He has also a fondness for a warm berth, and is more than likely to turn up, upon search, in the folds of baby's frock, or if the infant be asleep, cozily nestled about the little ones neck, with his poieted head rooted Meter the plump chin. Should baby chance to waken he will laugh and coo and clutch at his slip- , pery cradle mate, who will slip away from the little fingers as if they were greased. Children have no repugnitnee to the young "gater ;" on the contrary, they love them and encourage their familiarities and are never tired of watching their droll, secret- ive ways. Killed By' a Spider's Bite. Fritz Kibitz, one year and eight months old, was playing about the floor of his home at 650 Fifth street, in New York, about four o'clock on Saturday afternoon, when sudden- ly he began screaming. His mother ran to him and saw a big spider On his left hand. The little fellow held the hand up and acted as though he was in g,reatpain. /Vire, Kibitz kilkd the spider, and, observing a small red mark on the child' a hand, concluded that the spider had bitten it. She applied some lotion, but the child still continued rte cries. A few hours later a small red ltiMp appeared bh ths hand, which kept spreading until the swelling extended to the arm. A. physician , was called in and measures were taken to , stop the spread of the poison His efforts I were unsuccessful, and on Sunday the child's arm alinoat to the shoulder was badly swoll. en. The little fellow suffered great agenyb ' and cried incessantly nail Sunday night, 1, when he died, The spider was described as having it small drab body. In Atherica in order to Bev° the postman t e trouble of knocking et the door when he plaees a letter in the box, an arrangement is ' being introduced whereby the raising of the flap of the box closes immediately an elec- ; trio circuit and rings a bell. 1,91tfoort,F4t2e4",*(.. LATE FOREIGN NEW. It is a, commoeprectice in France to coat the beami s, the jeste and the under aide of the flooring of buildings, with a thick coat- ing of lime-waah, as a eafectlard apinat fire, It te preventive of prime ignition, althoagh it will not QlwcI u tire when onee under lielw li4genaryY‘Irving has hit ou the happiest poa- aible method of celebrating the jubilee, On the afternoon of J tine 21 he will throw open his theatre to aa many children of the Ragged School Vision as can be squared into it, and he will perform for them benefit " The Merchant of Venice." The choice of the plsy is not the le*, happy part of this acheme. Both the play and the under plet of The Merchant of Venice" partake of the nature of a fairy tale and go etraight home to the comprehension a,ud sympathy of %NlIetniddfuhe°r°di etrides arn being made in the construction of torpedo boats. The perfor- mances of the new Thorneyeroft boat built for the Spanish Government are amazing. On three runs over the measured mile last week against the tide, she averaged 26.18 knot, or over thirty miles an hour. In the previous week, with the tide in her favor and a forced draught, she positively accom- plished thirty.three and a half miles in the hour. Such a boat has not much to fear from the best British ironclad, which, barring one or two exceptions, average from twelve to thirteen knots; still less from a gunboat of the type of the brand new -Racer, whose maximum speed since she has been in com- mission is about seven knots. In Berlin recently there was a birthday party in honor of the eldest son of Prince WIlliaan, eldest son of the •Crown Prince. Among the presents was a small barrel organ from Prince Bismarck, A few days later the 5 year-old heir of the Imperial throne complained to Prince Bismarck that it tired him yery much to play the organ, and asked him to play something, The Chancellor complied, and at once began turning the handle, and with 'so much energy that the sounds of the instrument drew the other members of the Imperial family to the room. The ohildren, delighted, began to dance. Thereupon Prince William, looking at his eldest son, observed to the Chancellor: "There is a future Emperor who already dances to your piping 1" Speaking of Mexico, Edgar Lee Vance says in the Inter -Mountain: "There are thousands of square miles where peonage is a sacred institution, and a white man' is as great a curiosity as a hippogriff or unicorn would be. There whole families are wearily grinding away at deists they had no more to do with than the deluge. Some ancestor they never saw or heard tell of drank to much ineesoal one day, or lost a few dollars at raonte, or was tempted to buy a gilded som- brero on credit, and the mischief was done. That they lived in the darkest sort of igno- rance and misery goes without saying, else some fine morning they would simply quit being peons, and all the powers that be, at least in Mexico, could not re-establish the old regime." A terrible outrage on the 'majesty of the law was perpetrated at the Lewes Assizes, England. Justice Field, when on the bench entered into conversation with the Sheriff on some matter of business. While His Lord- ship was so engaged, an individual named Bull, described as an agent of the Sheriff, approached upon the other side, and with incredible temerity touched—positively touched—the Judge upon the shoulder. Justice Field, though greatly incensed, re- tained his presence of mind. He turned and in a peremptory tone bade the officer stand off; and then ordered him never under anycircumstance to presume to address him again except by theses Of affidavits. The punishment was heavy, but none too heavy for the orime—Labouchere. saammeessa-a Not so Bad. (Scene--Highlandman's Cross, Broomie- law. Dramatis persona: Donald and Du- gald. ) Donald—Is it pe possible? Is sat you, Tugelt ? Man it's a, lang lane time sin I'll didna sat ye pefore. Dugald—Ooh, aye, Tonalt, lad. Man, and ye'll ken I've got marl ? Donald—Marit ? Dugald—Aye, merit, and what for no? Donald—That's goot. Dugald—Na ; not so goot neithers. Donald—Aye; whey's sat? Dugaad—Oh, she's got a dreadful temper. Donald --Aye; that's pad. Drigelcl—Na ; na sit pad neithersis Donald—Aye ; whey's sat ? Dugald—Man, she has alleles lid we boucht a house. Donald—Ooh, aye man; that's goot. Dugald—Na ; not so goot neithers. Donald—Aye; whey's sat? Dugald—The hoose Will burnt. Donald—Ooh, man, that's pad, pad. Dugald—Na ; not so pad neithers. Donald—Whey's sat? Dugald—Man, the wife wis purnt wis it, and she'll got tae insuranc'e millers to her •nainsell, forpy. One Beason for an Urgent Call into the Country. A French practitiener received a call one afternoon, about five o'clock, from one of his country patients, a farmer who had been in to wn at market all day, who requested him to drive over at mice to see a member of his family. The case not being urgent, the doetor replied he would go inthe morn ing. "Oh, that will not do at all 1" said the farmer. "1 ask you to go now because I want a lift home, and to hire a trap will cost more than your visit." A Paying Business. Very Young Man: You wouldn't think it; but I've jaet paid seventy thousand dol- lars in cash for a house, all made by my own pluck and perseverance. Young Lady : Really 1 What business are you in? Very Young Man : I'm a son in-law. A Political Difficulty. "Let us elect to our halls of legislature," shouted an elequent candidate, "men who are endowed with common sense." A momentary pause here for the senti- ment to be applauded when a voice came from the gallery "But you can't get such men to run 1" Seetantaaseetatesessesteetesse esses. 404,0e AYER'S sugar -Coated thar It the Liver be- DI I I CalQtic comes torpid, it the IF I L. 111101 Sall bfacliliVsetloS iliterrefo7lItlistitils)Itftteti(11'ctoiOriii: ntrbeep:it'Qlyn,uttleS40 lei) Liver Complaint, in consequenee of which I suffered from Ocnetal Debility and Indi- gestion. A few boxes of Ayer's Pills restored Inc to perfeet health. —W. T. Brightney, Henderson, W, For vears I have relied more upon Ayeise kills than anything. else, to Regulate tnY bowels. These Pills are mila in action, end do their work thoroughly. I have used them with gond abet, in cases of Rheu- metisea Kidney Treeble, add Dyspepsie„ —G. F, Itiillem, Attleborough, Mass, Ayer's Pills cured me of Stomach , and Liver troubles, from wide 't had buffered for years. I consider the the list pilla made, and would not be out ahem. — Morris Oates, Downsville, . Y. I was attacked with Biltous Fever, 4 Which was followed by Jaendice, end was go dangerously ill that my friends de- spaired -et my recovery. I commenced taking .Ayer's Pills, and soon regained my customer strength and vigor. —John 0, Pattison, Lowell, Nebraska, Last spring I suffered greatly from a troublesome humen on my side, In. spite of every effort to cure this erotical, it in- creased until the flesh became Mainly raw. I was troubled, at the same time, With Indigestion, and distressing pains in The Bowels. By the advice of a friend I began taking Ayer's Pills. In a short time I was free from, pain, my food digested properly, the sores on my body cemmenced healing, . and, in less than one mouth, I was cured, —Samuel D. White, Atlanta, Gar I have long used Ayer's Pills, in my family, and believe them to be the best pills made. —S. C. Darden, Darden, Miss. My wife and. little girl were taken with Dysentery a few days ago, and I at once began giving them small doses of Ayer's Pills, thinking' would call a doctor if the disease became anv worse. In a short time the bloody dfacharges stopped, all pain went away, and health was restored, — Theodore Esling, Richmond, Va. Ayer's Pills Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mass, Sold OY all Dealers in Medicine. 0 Irhe Great En lists Prescription. A successful Medicune used over 80 years in thousands of cases. Cures SpermatorMea, Nervous Weakness, Emissions, Impotency and all diseases caused by abuse. one] indiscretion, or over-exertion. larsza) Six ,packeges Guaiantcedto Ourewhenall others Faa. Ask your Druggist for The Great galatAk Prescription, take no substitute. One package Six $5, hymen. Write forPamphlet. Address Eureka Chemical Co., Detroit, Itlieh. For sale by J. W. Browning, C. Lutz, Exeter, and all druggists 0. cFC S. GIDLEY, "Pat, you've been chinklia' again." Beg. gin' yer pardon, but I've not, Bor." "Pshaw Your breath convicts you; what would you think if you should come into my room here and be greeted with unmistakable evi- dences of the fumes of whiskey ?" "Old think, sor, it'd be moighty indecent of ye not, to be levied the decanther fhere a gin tleman cod hilp 'imself." A physkian in New York city- is said to have the following inscription on Ms bill - heeds : A patient's gratitude to hie doctor is s., part of his diseene, and is meet declared when the fever is highest, cools off during convalescene and entirely disappears with the complete return to health. Office pre- scriptions and attendance striotly cash." UNDERTAK RS ! Furniture 44 anuraeurers —A FULL STOCK OF— Furbiture, Coffins, Caskets," And everything in t iabove line, to meet 'him wauta. We have one of the very best Hearses in the County, And Funeral's I urnis,lied and conducted a extremely low pi ices EMBLEMS OF ALL TUE DIFFERENT SOCIETIES PENNYROYAL WAFERS. Prescription Of a physician who has had a life long experience In treating female diseases. Is used monthly with perfect success by over 10,0001aches. Pleasant, safe, effectuaL Ladies ask your drug. gist for Pennyroyal Wafers and take no substitute, or inclose poste age for sealed particulars. Sold by all druggists, $1 per box. Addreael THE ELTREKA CHEMICAL CO.. Derain; Maire Aar sold. in Exeter by J. W. 13rowning, C. Lutz. ariffall druggists. Tone and Quality ' cc ELL" .7--smeiniii11 C U ES FREE. " • • • " "Hit1( 71 IT G Unapproached for ORGANS BELL& CO. Guelph, Ont, 7117E 0.1EL E GRATE D JD', CHASE'S tOriurkiltiAuKEE.Lib:- FOR -LIVER AND KIDNEY DISEASES a When an intelligent man wants to pur- chase, he buys from. parties Whose standing in their several callings is a guarantee for the quality of their 'wares," This sterling inotto is doubly true in regard to patent medicines, buy only thoge made by practical professional men. Dr. CHASEiS I00 svolI andfavorably known by his receipt beoks to require any recominenda- tion. Dn. Crease ri Liver Cure has a receipt book wrapped aroma,' every bottle whichis worth its Weight in gold. Dn. CriASIETi Liver Cure is guaranteed to onro all diseases arising from a torpid or inaetive liver such as liver itleemplaint, Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Itillinisnesst •1(aillidiee, Dead - ache, Liver Spet4, Sailer*, Compiexicii, ole.. THE KIDNEYS Telt KIDNEYS DR. shrasn's Liver Cure is a certain cure for all derangements of the kidneysmich as pain in the back pain lit lower portion of the abdomen, constant dealt() to peas urine, rod end white sedlinenta, shooting pains in passage, Bright's disease and all urinary troubles t 147 it; take ne other, it will thre you. Sold , . by all &aloes at ;Rae per bottle, EWso?' 8: •siote (wears Foe CAN:DA. • essbroso Sold at 0, LUTZ'S, Agent loteter.