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Of failhig 'Width, Whether ha the form ef
Wieht Sweets and waressesneee or in a
eense Of Generel, Weariness earl Lose of
APPetite, sitatIld sanest the use,g A yer's
fiarsapaldliza. Tia$ premiratieu i most
effaetive for gng toae and streneth
to tho enfeebled ystems promoting the
digestion and essimilution of food, restos.
Mg the nervous f woes to their nortuid
eondition, and fee purifying, eurichluge
and vitaliziag the blood,
Failing Health.
Ten years ago my 'metal began to fail.
VMS troubled with a distressiug Coug,b,
Night Sweats, Weakness aud, Nervoas-
ness. I tried various remedies preee ri
by different plmsielaus, but became so
weak Unit 1 could not genie stairs with-
out stopping to rest. My.friende remit.
aneuded me to try Ayers Sarsaparilla,
which 3. did, and I am now as healthy and
strong as ever, — Mrs. E. L. William.,
Alexandria, Mimi.
I have used Ayer's Sarsaparilla, in ma
tunny, for Scrofula, and kuow, if it is
taken faithfully, that it will thoroughly
-eradicate this terrible disease. 3. have also
prescribed it as a 011ie, as well as an alter
-
salve, and must say that I honestly believe
it to be the best blood medicine .ever
compounded. --W. P. Fowler, D. D. 8,
M. D., Greenville, Tenn.
Dyspepsia Cured.
It woukl be impossible for me to de-
scribe what I suffered from ludigestion
and Headaehe up to the time 1 began
taking Ayer's Sarsaparilla. I W US wider
the care of various physicians and triea
a great many kinds of medicines, but
never obtained more than temporary re-
lief. After taking Ayer's Sarsapurillu fur
a short time, my headache disuppeared,
and my stomach performed its duties more
perfectly. To -day my health is emn-
pletely restored, --Mary Harley, Spring-
field, lass.
I have been greatly benefited by the
prompt use of Ayer's Sarsaparilla. It
tones and invigorates the system, regulates
the action of the digestive and assimilative
organs, and vitalizes the blood. It is.
without doubt, the most reliable blood
purifier yet discovered, —H. D. Johnson,
383 Atlantic aye, Brooklyn, N. Y.
Ayer's Sarsaparilla
Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mass.
Price Si; six bottles, 65,.
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A GIF7S1erw1e0 wilt sed
t'ag:,eearoal, valuinIe
sample foe
that will put you in the way of making tnore
vioney at once, than nnybhing else in America.
Bothsexes of all ages can live at home and
work in spare tinao, or all the time. Capital
notrequirad. We will start you. Immense
pay swefox those who start at onne. STINeoN
& Co .Poillani, Maine
Exeter Butcher Shop.
11, DAVIS,
Butcher General Dealer
--IN b.LL XINAS OF—
M EAT
STATISTICS.
There are over 20,000,000 wideVels in Wile
2,000!000 of them belong to eastes Weis
practice ohildemarriege and husist em the eeli-
baey of their widoWe.
Thirty years ago the proportion cif sideldes
in France Wee one in 10,000 of the popula-
tion ; now it is just double. Oat of the 7,572
auleides in 1886 a sixth occurred in Paris
a.n,d the siaburbs.
Each emigrant frem Germany is computed
to carry away with hiin a Capital ef £200.
If this supposition is eorrect, it follows that
the aotual emigration from Germany be.
tweenDeeember, 1880, and December, 1886,
enteiled upon Germany an aggregate loss of
capital of 4170,800,006
The quantity of ilawefibre annually import-
ed into Great Britain averages about 85,000
Sons, worth nearly 0,500,000 sterling. The
flaxeeed (linseed) annually imported amounts
to some 20,000,000 bushels, worth in round
figures £5,000,000 sterling; while the linseed.
oil and linseed.-eake annually imported are
worth probably another ;62,000,000.
It is only 26 years sine the colony of
Queensland sttated on its own aCCOUnt, hav-
ing been separated from New South Wales
in 1859. It started with an area of some
670,000 square miles, a little more thee two-
thirds the size of South Australia ancl a po-
pulation of only 20,000. Now it has a popu-
lation of 320,000, about 8,000 more than
South Australia. Its stock then numbered
23,500 horses, 432,390 cattle, aud 3,167,000
sheep. Now its horses number 253,116, its
cattle 4,266,000, and its sheep 9,494,000.
AMERICAN CATTLE AND PIGS.—The Chica-
go market is the chief centre of the cattle
trade in the United States the stock -yards
covering 370 acres, and employing during,
the winter from 20,000 to 25,000 men. In
1886 these stock yards received nearly 10,-
000,000 head of cattle, or about 30 trains,
each of 20 trucks, per diem. Next to Chica-
go, where about 6,000,000 pigs were killed
last year the principal centres of pork-paok-
ing are Kansas City, Cincinnati, Cedar
Rapids, St. Louis, Indianapolis, and Omaha,
which kill about 10,000,000 pigs'the total
consumption of pigs in the United States
being about 28 000 000
Howereowa. —Hongkong, Great Britain's
"Malta in the Far East," which was a deso-
late and barren rock, haunted only by a
few Chinese pirates and fishermen, when it
was first occupied by the English in 1842,
has alrea,dy a much larger amount of ship-
ping than Ha,mburg, which has been a lead-
ing mart of trade for nearly 1,000 years.
The, official statistics show that in 1886 the
port of Hamburg was entered by 6,813 yes -
eels, of 3,607,189 tons, whereas in the same
year the port of Hongkong was entered by
26,763 vessels, of 6,167,231 tons. In other
words the shipping trade of Hongkong has
already outstripped that of Hainburg by
nearly 1,500,000 tons, and comes next after
the shipping trade of London and Liverpool.
SCIENTIFIC AND USEF17.14.
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Liquid shoe -dressing : Shellac one-half ;
pound alcohol three quarts ; dissolve and
add of 'camphor one and a half ounce, larap-1
black two ounces.
Steel can be decarbonised by placing it in
an iron box of pulverised hematite and heat-
ing to a low red for a few hours, and may
afterwards be recarbonised by again heating
in the iron box filled with horn, leather,
shavings, or pulverised charcoal.
Frost and moisture can be kept off plate -1
glass windows only by keeping the inside
air dry, or by an inner sash made tight, so
that the air in the window enclosure will
be cold, and ventilated from the outside. A
partial remedy is to have ventilating open-
ings in the top of the windowcasing.
The prevention of decay in wood is said
to be accomplished by exhausting the air
from the pores and filling there with gutta-
percha solution, a substance which preserves
the wood alike from moisture, water, and
the action of the sun. The solution is made
by mixing two-thirds gutta percha to one
third paraffin -oil, this mixture being then
heated to dissolve the .gutta-percha, when
it is readily introduced into the pores df the'
wood.
A good deal is heard from time to time as
to the length and strength of the human
tongue. it is nowa authority
of Dr. Macalister, Professor ef Anatomy at
the University of Cambridge, that, if the
fibres contained in a man's tongue were
placed end to end, they would reach eight
miles, while, if they were all strung to-
gether, they idbe capablef lifting
three hundredweight. The Professor in this
way said it was possible to account for some
of the manners of "the unruly member." .
soul t Missionaries toll that the first
of their preaching, taking effeet is in peop e
going quietly aWay to limo sholittied 'plooe
or river or laite and washiag tiw4 the
grease and ochre of which they were pre-
viously so proud. Idacl these poor folks
never linen allOWOOl. tO COMO to service Oil
they ,4 aehed theinseives they would never
have come at all. Well, it is a. goed thing
when such matters' ago even discussed. It
is a sign that the good, easy, go 0 wean'
feeling, is Working up to the idea that one
has a duty to other people's souls os well as
to one's owo.—Tormt‘o Troth.
Iprove the Breed of Horses.
There has been a rather remarkable de
crease in the sizes of farms in the United
States of late years. Twenty years ago the
largest farms, on the average of States, were
in Louisiana, and in Texas, tho average size
ha these States beiug 536 and 501 acres re
epectively. But the average size has fallen
until it is 171 acres for Louisiana aud 205
for Texas. In 1870 the average size of the
farm la the I.Tnited States as a whole was 153
acres and it fell to 134 acres in 1880. More
persons are entering into farming, laud is
being subdivided, but more of the farmers
own their own farms.
We would again urge upon the farmer the
necessity 9f improving the breed of horses
upon the line laid down in our recent article
upon the subject. It is announced that the
British Government has given orders for the
purchase of three hundred horses here with-
in the present year for military purposes,
and Col, Goldie is at present engaged in
taking stock of our resources in this respect.
It is true that the amount at present involv-
ed is not enormous, but it is a beginning
that my lead. to great endings. We Oflin,
'not see why Canada should not become the
horse mart of the world. Fodder and land
are cheap aud all that is required is good
animals to breed. Recognizing the import-
ance of this subject, the Department of
Agriculture at Ottawa, has just issu-
ed for distribution a pamphlet con-
taining a letter by Col. Ravenhill, R. A.,
on the conditions afforded by Canada for
the supply of horses for the 13ritish cavalry
service, and an address to the horeebreeders
f GreatB -• • bv thetl ••t
•
Col. Ravenhill advocates the establishment
of hone fairs at central points, as in the
present state of the Dominion no Eaglish or
European dealer could afford the time or
expense of moving about the country and
taking the chance of picking up animals at
long intervals of distance. While the artil-
lery purchasers were in Canada last year
they exaniined 7674horses, out of
which
they purchased only 83. Col. Ravenhill
also suggests that the Government should
appoint aninspector of horse -breeding op-
erations with a view to the improvement of
the class of stallions in use. Over seven.
teen thousand horses are imported into
England annually, and the European mar-
kets being closed, she will have to look
further abroad for her supply. Here, then,
seems to us Canada's opportunity if she will
only avail herself of it.
•
The Mortgage Question.
We are not advocates of special class legis-
gewingpy7* pe9epctr,Wifek'o 84teT,
ti
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Xorrige Wlth a deCeaged Watl MOP OA
still opeasiehally being disoussed in Aural.
ovorts and elsewhere. In Commis the leer
haa been °hanged teO that sneb tbierriegee
are perfectly lego.4 and the children of suoh
uoloos can heir property and au adi that
logitimste offspring can do. But all
churches even in Canada. do no hold that
they are right, The Presbyterian Con-
feesion of Faith eondemns them, and it
is doubtful whether the Episcopal-
ians or Catholics thiok such mar-
riages all they ought to be, Grad-
ually, however, general *Mon is owning
round in favour of these merriages as lawful
at any rate, and in a five years in all likeli-
hood there will be no objections raised to
them, and r one of the evils feared this per-
mission will be realized. As present the
Presbyterians are in a transition state,
They are neither one thing nor another.
Their Confession of Faith says that euois
niarrMges are iecestuous and all their
ininistere and, eldere have to deolare their
adhesion to that opinion. At the same
time, the General Assembly has ordered
that those who contract each marriagea
shall not be called to account by any Session
or Presbytery or in any case be put oat of
the membership of the Chards. To out-
• iders this seem searious. If such marriages
are all right nobody would wish to ,find
fault with them. If they are all wrong, as
She Confeseion of Faith aays they are, why,
should they not be condemned? The Pres-
byterians surely don't mean to tolerate
ingest among their members l No doubt
they will soon put it ahl right by changing
so fer their Confession, or at least by allow-
ing persons to declare that they don't be-
hieve its teachuig on this point.
But the difficulty with these marriage:
does not end here. They are not yet legal-
ized in Britain, though every yeas there is
an attempt made to put the necessary mea -
euro through Parliament. In Canada, Ans.
tralia and other British Colonies, it is dif-
ferent. What is the consequence? A wo-
man may be an honoured lawful wife in the
colonies, but should she go home to visit
her relations in Britain. she is nothing better
than a concubine. Her children can heir
'property in the country where they were
born, but if their grandfather, say, m
Britain, die intestate the law steps in and ,
declares them bastards and not entitled to a
farthieg of all that rightfully belongs to
them. Surely this is not as it ought to be. 1
There surely ought to be one standard of
right and righteousuess all over the British
Empire at any rate. Morality isnot a ques-
tion of locality. If a thing is right it is right
everywhere. If it is wrong let it be so de-
clared and treated wherever Queen Vietor-
is's writs run.That such marriages
not
generally thought unlawful even in Britain
is beyond all reasonable contradiction.Why, then, theyt I g d It
would be dilficult to say. Things cannot at
any rate remain long as they are. It is
said thet if such marriages were legalized
it would increase the amount of hninorality
,itt families. Has this been the result of
, their being legalized in Canada ? "Nobody '
i would like to stake much on such an asser-
lation. We believe in all being treated
equitably and on even terms. The farmer,
as a farmer, bas no right claim to special
legislative privileges that are not given to
other people, but he has a right when laws
particularly bear hard on him to seek and 1
lee granted sonie measure of relief.
There cannot be a doubt that on no class
of the community do the existing mortage
laws press so heavily as on the agricultural.
A man in trade in a disastrous season can
pare down his expenses and lessen his in-
vestments. A farmer in a bad season is al-
most absolutely helpless. It is true he can
pare, but the chances are that if he does he
will lose even more than he otherwiee
might have done. He is, as a matter of fact,
at the entire mercy of wind and weather.
Supposing that whets prospects look fair,
and after he has epent the best part of his ,
life in making a home for himself and his,
he borrows a few hundreds or thousands to
make some improvements that he thinks
are wantee on his property. A succession
of bad crops comes along and be is left
almost penniless. In the midst of his '
hardships in conies the mortgagor and fore-
closes. He gets his 100 cents on the dollar, '
bur what about the poor farmer who,
throughno fanit of bus has met wtth adver-
sity and finally, with his gray hairs, is
thrown out upon the world, either to be a
burden upon the cominunity or upon his
children. If a renewal is granted, the inevi-
table result is only staved off, and meantime '
the g • 1around
. .
neck, his friends dare not help him and his
unpaid mortgage and law costs with com-
pound interest kill him for further effort.
1 This 50 us appears a most villainous law,
worse than coercion or eviction. When a
Pew -Rents vs. Free Sittings.
business man fails the law uses the sponge
Customers supplied TUESDAYS, TRUES -
The discussion over pew rents versus free and gives him a clean slate. Why, it may
DAYS awn SATUBDAYS at their restdeees
sittings still goes on. Some, of course, take well be asked, should the farmer be debarr-
ORDERS LEFT AT THE SHOP WILL RE one side ; some the other. Gradually, hew_ ed from this privilege? Surely he that is
CEIVE PROMPT ATTENTION. ever, but surely, the preponderan ce„of opinion
is taking the side of making churches abso-
lutely free, so that whoever likes to come
may feel himself or herself heartily welcome
and quite entitled to take any seat which
happens to be empty. It is a bad, unhealthy
state of things when the poor are not wel-
come to the house of God, or when they are
merely tolerated as something like not very
acceptable paupers. Most of the ehurclaes
nowadays are got up in such style,and the
running expenses of a congregation are so
great that no wonder poor people
begin to feel themselves out of place
in such gatherings of the saints. It is
a right feeling with all self-respecting per-
sons not to go anywhere or to be connected
with any association where they can not pay
their way like their neighbors. They may
not be able to pay exactly as much as others,
, but they will insist on doing their share or
they won't be there at all. If, then, heavy
pew rents are required for the privilege ot
1 hearing the gospel unless one is willing to be
i received as o pauper and to get an occasional
seat for charity, no wonder that many will
How Lost, Bow Rester e
We have receetiv uaMished a new edition
of DR.CTILVERWI3LL'S CELEBRAThD ES-
SAY on the radical and permanent oure (with-
out medicine)ofliervous Debility,Mental and
physical capacity impediments to Marriage,
ete.,resuiting from excesses.
Price,in ees.led envelope ,only Oponts,ortwt
postaee sta,mps.
The celebrated author of this admire bl e es
sayelearly demonstrates, from thirty years
successful practice, the -Imam ing OOneeonen.
ce s n1ay be radically cured. -without the dang-
erous tate of internalrnedicines or the use of
the knife ; Point cm t a mode of cure atone
simple certain and effectue I, by means of
whiehevery suffererom matter whethis con-
dition may be, may cure himself ohep1, prf
,atelvand radically,
rt..Thi lecture should be in the hands of ev.,
ery youth thud every man in tbalancl.
Address
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tell the ina,na,gers of the ohurch that they
can't afford such charges, they "will get seats
for nothing. But then that is exactly widat
they don't went and will not submit to.
What is to be said of the remark lately made
by an eminent Toronto religious leader and
churcla runner, to the effect that iii the
chureh with which he is conisected they
"telly could not afford" to have any poor
people. It moires, it Seems, every onesto
pay and to pay to tho full in order to keep
things going. Is that not bringing the
ehurch to the level of a eocial club with all
he inipliedconditiOns? At the same titnethere '
ia soneethitig in what a clergyman euldlately: '
"I don't objeet to poor people coming here,'
She more of them the better. Bat I 610 ()hied
to people coming dirty." Yes, but if the '
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poor and the dirty are never to be allowed
to come into the house of God, how atts they
evet to leaen so as to know that gospel ,
which, according to what these clergymen!
say, is the firat end mast esseltial agency!
for nsakint1 t o±ice bit bodv and
tt
at the mercy of elements that he cannot
possibly control is worthy of extra consider-
ation. This is a matter that has been fre-
quently discussed but as yet has not been
made the eubject of remedial legislation.
It is about time it was, and we would com-
mand it to the new Ontario Farmers' Insti-
tute, which we sincerely hope, having been
once organized, will not prove so incapable
of good as many other farmers' societies
thatshave been formed with just about the
same preliminary flourish of brass instru-
ments.
The Canadian Pacific Railway,
The Canada Pacific Railway syndicate
can "push" at any rate. They have made
the best transcontinental railway in North
America. They are working hard to de-
velop trade and to melte the whole world
tributary to their road. There is to be a
line of steamers to Japan, another to Aria -
trails., and very possibly this season may
see another on the Atlantic, Is there busi-
-Hon.
PEARLS OF TRUTH.
Every part of the body and every faculty
of the mind are developed by exercise; the
same is true of the moral character.
False friends are like our shadows; they
keep close to us wlule we walk in the sun-
shine, but leave us the instant we cross into
the shade.
Truth is eternal, infinite, and always like
itself; it is equal and pure, without violent
demonstrations; it is seen with white hairs,
and is always young in the heart.
11 we were all less disposed to criticise
and more ready to take on trust, we should
get on a vast deal better than we do now ;
to allow for differences would be the best
way to come into harmony of line.
We cannot afford to waste or ignore or
despise anything; for, however useless it
Islay appear to our short-sighted vision, we
know not the treasures of future growth
and advancement may be enfoldeclwithin it,
or how readily it may respond to wise cul-
ture,
There is no greater mistake than that '
made by the man who is selfishly seeking
kind of happiness at the expense of others.
If he search for it through his whole life, he
will never fine it. To diminish the welfare
of hie neighbours will add no mite to his
own store. On the contrary, happiness in-
creases as it shared and diminishes as it is
selfishly grasped.
Manners are of more importance than .
laws, Upon them, in a great measure the
laws depend. The law touches us but here
and there, now and then. Manners are
1 - d soothe, corrupt purify,
exalt or debase, barbarzse or refine us, by a
constant, st,eady, uniform insensible opera-
tion, like that of the air we breathe in.
They. give Stheir whole form and colour to
Accordingour theirI' , h
aid morals ; they supply them or they total -
1 Higher education has ma.de great advance -1
ly destroy them.
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ment in Greece during recent years. The
lyceum for girls has a staff of 76 teachers and
1,50u pupils. Illiteracy in the kingdom is
rare, even in the out-of-the-way hill coun-
tries.
IGERMAN C'AXES.—One egg, seven ounces
of butter), four ounces of powdered sugar,
ten and one half ounces of flours one table-
spoonful of molasses. Mix without the
wetting., and roll out • sprinkle cinnamon
and sugar on top, roll' again thinner, and
roll out into little cakes.
During the reign of Queen Victoria there ,
have been erected 6,500 buildings for wor-
ship in the Church of tegland, as against
(3,000 by all other religious communions pat
together. S n dioceses1 ave been
founded at home and sixty-two in the col-
onics. Within the last half of her reign,
ness for all this 9 Is there an likelihood a81,000,000 has been voluntarily subscribed
.n
of business being made? It must be thought for Church puraggies, and 22,0i 0,000 m
that there 18, for be they what they may elementary education in voluntary schools.
the Canada Pacific magnates are not fools, 1 There would seem to be a repeating rifle
Will it be posible to divert any great reaction on the Continent, and. that in a
amount of the trade between Britain end Sense different from the recoil of the weapon
!Australia so as to bring it acrets this con- , after firing. The well-known Prench own-
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tinent ? It is doubtful. The steamers di- , omist, M. Leroy-Beatiliete is assuring his
rect from Britain are very swift and ver,y countrymen that the Germans, noev that
mire, Would all the differenee either , they have got the new rifle it hand, are re.
chtieges or in time pity for transhipment and muting of the enorinotts stinte that hare
Ouch a long railway imul ? is to be doubt- een expended m the production of them,
ed' Still those wigs have made it their 1VIany experts contend that the old rifle la
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study ought to know better than those who ; better than the new weapon, and in the
claim. to Settle the whole thing by inspirgs Russian army, that opinion is genertd, lvt
tion and party feeling. It is worth trying, Leroy-Beitulieti warns hie countrymen
at any rete. Should it succeed those who 'against spending millions on a contrivance
have lots in Vagicoaver will have8 sure 1 that, an the morroW of its completion, may
Shing, brenght face to face with a still hewer
contrivaime demanding to take its place.
Ile was 4 years old and had received his Aecording to him else the ether and sub,
first trumpet, He enjoyed it immensely. aphurie acid, eilloyed in great quantities
When he WaS put to bed his mother asked to manufacture t 6 new eXplbsive sredanite,
him to put way his trtinmet andsay hispray- ' might just as Well have been th'rown into
ere. "I tell you what let's do, mamma," fetid ;the sea, 14, Leroy-temilimi (and he present.
the young n.lan. "You pray, and I'll just ably speaks with authority) pronounces the
lc p g. melamo a failure,
1118 DI$Kin
1100118seet Of OW ihne.14.414 Cilab•
"1 (.10Sitkh tO infoirt de members dat We
beY a visitor die eitvenite in tie pinion of de
Hon. Shaelteriback Johnsen," eaid the Pegg -
dent as the meeting opened. "He has ar-
royo heals from Halifax to address us on de
fisheries dispnte, an' from what I hey seen
Of hire ar' satisfied dat he ar' a statesman
of raaitergpel aboreedadvrthhe;fdety" diach 4'on'daehslniclodasWt
good, He designs to remain Leah iieberal
days, ea' I would observe clot any a de
members who lend, him money mos' do it at
deir own peril. His watch (Maio may have
a watch at de eand of it or it may not. 1)0
$50 bank bill which he exhibits on certain
occaehuns may,be all right or de bank may
hes, busted, ya rs ago. We will treat him
wid courtesy bekase he hails from a friend-
ly kentry, but when it goes beyond clot I
should advise you to take security. De
statesman will now be brung in,"
TRE anartesstsT.
The Hon. Shack.enback proved to be a
very black and polished gentleman of great
breath of beasn, being about 45 years of age,
built after the ancient etyle of 'architecture,
and having a voice which reminded one of
a woman trying to sing bass. He was form-
ally introduced, nutl wheu he had made his
bow he began ;
"My freus, I am quite oberrun by dis
unexpected pleasure. I invited myself heah
dis eavenin' to address you ou a subject of
deepest interest to boaf de Ueited Staits
an' Canady. I would also menshun dot I
am makm a grand farewell tour of cle Uni-
ted Staits at de present time to sell my Ex-
celsior soap, which is used for cleaning tin-
ware an' removin' tar an' grease. If not
found as represented de money will be re-
funded. Ten cents a cake, or thsee for a
quarter, an' dome buy no odder.
"Now, in de fust place, de Lewd made
fish. He made 'em long 'bout de time Adam
an' Eve war' driv' outer de garden. He
made 'mu to swim in de lakes, an' rivers an'
seas, an' for man's use. It was de inten-
shun dat man could catch fish any whar's
he wanted to. Den Columbus he come ober
heah an' diskibered America, an' ar r
awhile de Yankees took de United St?14s
ad' de British took Canady. De fish was
increasin' all de time, an' nobody purtencl-
ed to own 'em.
"3.1 anybody wanted to go out befo'
breakfast or atter breakfast an' catch fish
dere was nobody to say a word. [Great ap-
plause.] All of a sudden somebody got mad.
Den somebody else got mad. Dey forgot all
'bout de Lawd made de fish, an' de Yankee
he said be owned 'em all. An' de Kanuck
was a 1" E gdt t 1 d
which
'Whalebone Howker kicked Trustee Pull-
back.] Den dey boaf went home mad an'
b - 1 d
Kanuelt shouldn't sell his fish in de United
Staits ouless he paid a big dooty, an' de
Kanuck said de Yankee shouldn't fish widin
three miles of his sho' nohow. Dey made up
faces at each odder an' dey kept gittin' mad-
der all de time, an' finally de biler busted.
[Excitement.] Dat ar', dey begun to pitch
in, an' at de present date de two kentries
hey spit on deir hands an' dared each odder
to fight. [Great uproar, during which Sam-
uel Shin hit Stepback iaylor on the neck.]
" My frens," continued the speaker, after
swallowing a large quantity of water and
mopping off his forehead, "de stoat of affairs
am shameful. We are two setts of children
by de same ladder. Ober dar' in Canady we
we want Ya,nkee plug terbacker, poker
chips, pink-cull'd suspenders co'n salves an'
jacknives. On die side you want our pro-
duce an' good will. Dar am kentry nuff fur
all of us. Dar ar' mo' fish dan we all know
what to do wid. Why, sah, I kin go out
au' sit down on de dock at St. Johns any
d • de summe • an' it six bites night along
widout spittiu' on neyba,it, and reckon its de
same anywhar 'long de New England coast.
[Sensation.] I hey come ober heah to see
if dis quesbun can't be settled widout war.
I hey uot bin to Congress nor to de State
Legislachurs, nor hey I interviewed. de lead-
in' statesmen. I hey come d'rectly to dis
Lime -Kiln Club to lay de matter befo'
you an' ask you to consider it in all its
phases an' come to a decishun. When a cat
gits her back up nuffin' but a brick bat will
take it down. When a nashun gits its back
up it mus' be argued wid. De Kanuck am
not a bad man. De Yankee am a first-rate
feller. Dey has simply had a leetle
out about gwine a fishin', an' as a matter of
pride neither one wants to give in. De re-
sult am dat de two kentries ride down hill
on de same hand•sled.
"What I ax' of dis Lime Kiln Club ar' de
take hold of dis queshun an' settle it to to
satisfaxun of boaf parties. It can be did,
an' de club kin do it, an' when de harp.
strings of peace once mo' echo cleir glad 1
chords ober all America your reward shall
be great."
The Appetite
Xey be Mei:eased, the Digeatiye :organs
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Letting the Cat Out of the Bag.
"Now, children," said a country mother
who was going out, "be real good while I'm
away, and be euro you don't go near the
churn where I hid them nut -cakes."
The Cheyenne Indians are said to be eat
ing their ponies. Their ponies -must differ
materially from the pony of the white man.
Here a man drinks a pony frequently with
comparative ease.
Grave fears aro felt in Canada that should
the president issue a nonanterenurre procla-
mation it will cause general bankruptcy
among the business people of the Dominion.
There ie no reason why the 'United States
and Canada should not steuggle along har-
moniously, and the fact is therelwould be no
clash between the interests of the two did
not Canada allow hereeli to be influenced by
enemies of this country across the Atlantic.
—Chicago Hall. The grave fears exiat only
in the imagination of the editor.—ED,
Those three movements—the contraction
of the world, the dying away of intolerance,
the rise of the spirit of destructive inquiry—
all are great; and eo, if we only save it, is
that double movement of inen, the expansion
of the Teutonic family, the never hastening,
unresting rush of Europe to other continents,
which during the queen's reign has gone on
ceeeelessly changing the whole face of the
world. For reasone no man has fathomed,
nutter laws no man pretends to read, press
ing towards teetilts es yet obseure, a single
family of the human race has during the
fifty years grown and groWn unceasingly,
has absorbed all who sought its prothetion,
has struoltdowe allwho resisted iteadvance,
-until, were it but -united, no other family
could resist its =ger or venture to defy ite
behest, until it promises or threatens one
day to master the planet and all that it con-
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stoties, as interesting as were ever, related
by historians, of great wars, wide politieel
changes, hereie deeds ; but if the World On.
tinuee ets ibis now, they wull mid the nee-
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