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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Times, 1887-5-19, Page 2BY ORDER OF THE LEA CHAPTEI-I V. The weeping womaa looked up, and be- held the loveliest face she had ever seen, The girl standing befere her possessed alt attributes of southern beeuty. Her hair, whieh was long and luxuriant, hung in one thick plait down her back, and lay in care- less wave e upou a forehead pure as chiselled marble ; her face was full., with deep red flushed under the traneparent skie , her features Oxquisitely moulded ; whilst her eyes, deep as runoing water, couveyed an air of pride and power—.a sense of passion equally capable of looking implacable hate or fondest love. They were commanding BOW, as the woman looked up int() the stranger's face. "Who are you ?" she asked wonderingly. "Men call me Isodore," the stranger re- plied in a voice singularly sweet. "I have no other narne. Will you let me look at the coin you have in your hand ?" Never dreaming of refusing this request, the woman handed over the gold piece to the girl, who looked at it long and intently Her eyes were hard and stern when she spoke again. "Where did you get this ?" she asked. "It was given me to stake at the table. I noticed that it bore some device, and I exchanged it for a coin of my own." "It has no meaning to you 1 It is not possible you are one of as ?" " I do not understand you," the woman replied. "It is a curious aoin. I have seen ono once befere—thet is all I know of it." "Listen!" the girl said in a hushed voice. "You do not comprehend what its posses- sion means to you. It is the symbol, the sign of membership of the strongest political Brotherhood in Europe. If it was known to be in your possession, your life would pay the forfeit; it would be regained at all hazards. If one of the Brotherhood knew .another had deliberately parted with it, I vwould not give a hair for his life." "And he is in danger of his life I" the wo- man cried starting to her feet. "Give it me, that I may return it to him." "NOV was the stern reply; "he does atot geteoff so easily. We do not temper the wind thus to traitors.—Woman I what is Hector le Gautier to you, that you shotdd do this favor for him ? ' "He is a man and his life is in danger. It is my duty"— " Mark me Teodoro replied with stern emphasis. "I have not the eyes of a hawk a,nel the hearing of a hare for nothing. I was opposite you in the saloon, and I know that something more than womanly sym- pathy prompts you. I saw the struggle in Le Gautier's face'I saw you start and tremble as he poke to you; I saw you change the coin for one of yours, I saw you weeping over it just now. Woman! I ask again what, is he to you ?" Slowly the words came from the other's lips, as if forced from them by some mesmeric in- fluence. "You are right," she said; "for —heaven help me—he is my husband 1 I am Valerie le Gautier.—Now, tell me who you are." "Tell nie something more. How long has he been your husband ?" "Wine years—nine long, weary years of coldness and neglect, hard words, and, to my shame, hard blows. But he tired of me, as he tires of all his toys he always tires when the novelty wears off." " Yes," Isodore said softly, "as he tired of me." "You 1" exclaimed Valerie le Gautier, starting —" you! What! and have you, too, fallen a victim to his treachery? If you have known him been a victim to his perfidy, then, from the bottom of my heart, I pity. you." "And I need pity." For a short space neither spoke, as they sat listening to the murmur of the leaves in the trees, broken every now and then by the sounds of play or laughter within the glitter- ing saloon. Isodore's face, sad and down- cast for a moment, gradually resumed its hard, proud look, and when she spoke again, she was herself. "We have a sympathy in common," she said. "We have a debt to pay, and, by your help, I will pay it. Justice, retribu• tion is slow, but it is certain. Tell me, Valerie—if I may call you by your name— how long is it since you saw your husband till to -night ?" "Seven years—seven years since he de- serted me cruelly and heartlessly, leaving me penniless in the streets of Rome. I had to live how I could; I even begged some- times, for he has squandered the little money I brought to him." "Do you think he knew you to -night?" Isodore asked. •"Knew me ?" was the bitter response. "No, indeed. Had he known I was•so near, he would have fled from my presence," "Ho laughs at us, no doubt, as poor de- fenceless women. But time will show, I e,an ever find an hour in the midst of my great work to watch his movements. I have waited long; but the day is coming now.—' Would you know the latest ambition of your honorable husband? Be intends to get married again. He has dared to lift his eyes to Enid Charteris." "Hector dares to merry again !" Valerie I exclaimed, "and 1 alive? Oh, I must take vengeance, indeed, for this." She drew a lotig breath, shutting her lips tightly. The passion of jealousy, long crushed down, rose with overwhelming force; she was no longer a weak defenceless woman, but a fury, maddened and goaded to the last extremity. Isodore watched her, well pleased with this display of spirit. "Now you speak," she said admiringly, "and I respect you. All your womanhood is on fire within you to avenge the wrongs of years, and it shall be no fault of mite if they slumber again. Yes, your perfect husband designs to wed again." "I believe you are.a witch. You have rousecl my curiosity ; you must tell me more than this." " liector le Gautier ie in love," Isadore replied, a world of quiet scorn running through her words, "and, strange as. it may seem, I believe true. An English girl—Enid Charteris, with the blue eyes and fair hair —has bewitched him, satiated as he is with southern beauty.—You look surprised 1 1 have the gift of fern -seed, and walk invisible. All these things I know. The Order is to be betrayed when the pear is ripe, and the traitor will be Hector le Gautier, The price of his treachery will enable him to become respectable and lead a quiet life hencefor. ward with his loving fair-haired bride. Poor, feeble, calculatieg fool 1" The bitter ecore in these words was undescribable and round the speaker's HO a smile was wreath- ed -.-a Smile of placid unrelenting hate and triUMpit strangely blended. "It shall never be," Valerie cried passion- ately, "while I can raise my voice to save an innocent girl from the toils of such a scoundrel 1 --Yes," she hissed out between i her white clenched teeth, it will be a fitting revenge, It Would be bliate indeed to me if I could stand between them at the altar, and say that man is mine 1e " He is ours," Isodore corrected sterulY ; " do not ignore that debt entirely. Be eon' tent to leave the plet to me. I have work. ed out my scheme, and we shall not fail. Five yeara ago I was a child happy on the banks of my beloved 'libel, It was not far from Rome that we lived, my old nurse and I, alweys happy till he came and stole away my hesrt with his grand promises and sweet ,words. Six short months sufficed hitn, for I was only a child then, and he threw away his broken plaything. It Made 8 woman of me, and it cost me a lover worth a world of men like him. I told him I would have revenge. Ile laughed then; but the time is coining surely. I have a a powerful interest in the Brotherhood; he knows me by nem°, but otherwise we are strangers. To -night, I saw ray old lover in 1 his company.Ah, had he but known 1— I Come, Valerie; give Me that coin, the $ lucky piece of gold which shall lure him to , destruction. Come with me ; 1 must say more to you." Mechanically, Valerie le Gautier followed 1 her companion out of the 4ursaal gardens, through the streets, walking till they got a little way eat of the town. At a house i there, a little back from, the road, Isodore ! stopped, and opened the doore with a pass. i key. Inside, all was darkness; but taking 1 her friend by the hand, and bidding her not I to fear, Isodore led her forward along a flagged passage and up a short flight of steps. Opening another door, and turning up the hanging lamp, she smiled. "Sit down," she said, "my sister that is to be. 1 You are weleome. lofty. By apartment was somewhat large andty. By the light from the silver lamp, ' suspended from the ceiling in an eagle's beak, the stranger noticed the room with its satin -wood panels running half way up the wells, surmounted by crimson silk hang- ings' divided over the three long windowsby goldcords; a thread of the same material running through the rich upholstery with which the place was garnished. The floor was paved with bright coloured woodwork of some mysterious design; and heavy rugs, thick and soft to the feet, scattered about sufficent for comfort, but not enough to mar the beauty of the inlaid floor. Pic- tures on china plates let into the hangings were upon the walls; and in the windows were miniature ferneries, a little fountain plashing.in the midst of each. There was no table in the room, nothing whereon to de- posit anything, save three brass stands, high and narrow; one a little larger than the rest, upon which stood a silver spirit - lamp, under a quaint -looking urn, a choco- late pot to match, and three china cups. There were cosy -looking chairs of dark mas- sive oak, upholstered in red silk, with the 1 sarae gold thread interwoven in all. Amer- ble clock, with a figure of Liberty thereon, stood on the mantelpiece. ' Isodore threw herself down in a chair. The other woman took in the scene with 1 speechless rapture; there was something soothing in the harmonious place. "You are pleased," Isodore said with a little smile of pleasure, as she surveyed the place. "This is my home, if I can call any place a home for such a wanderer; but when I can steal a few days from the cares of the cause, , I come here. I need not ask you if you like my apartments ?" "Indeed, I do," Valerie replied, drawing a long breath of delight. "It is absolutely perfect. The whole thing surprises and be- wilders Inc. I should not have thought there had been such a place in G omburg." "1 will give you another surprise," Ise - dere laughed, "before the evening is over. i I am the princess of surprises; I surprise t-ven the followers who owe me loyal submis- sion." "Ab! had I such a paradise as this, I should forswear political intrigue. I should leave that to those who had more to gain or , to lose by such hazards. I should be con- tent to let the world go on, so that I had , ray little paradise." "So I feel at times," Isodore observed with a little sigh. "But I am too deeply pledged to draw my hand back now. With- out me, the Order is like an army deprived of its general; besides, I am the creature of circumstance; I am a sworn disciple of those whose Mission it iS to free the down- trodden from oppression and to labour in freedom's name." As she said these words, the sad look upon her brow cleared away like mist before the sun, and a proud light glistened in the wondrous eyes. Half ashamed of her enthusiasm, she turned to the stand by her side, and soon two cups of chocolate were frothed out of the pot, filling the room with its fragrance. Crossing the floor, she handed one of the cups to her new- found friend. For a moment they sat sil- ent, then Isodore turned to her companion smilingly. How would you like to go with me to London?" she asked. "1 would follow you to the world's end!" was the fervid. reply; "but there are many difficulties in the way. I have my own living to get, precarious as 18 18, and, I dare not leave this place." permit no difficulties to stand in my way," Isodore said proudly; "to say a thing with me, is to do it. Ltme be candid with you, Valerie. Providence has thrown you in my path, and you will be useful to me; in addition, I have taken a fancy to you. Yes," she continued fervently, "the time h has come—the pear is ripe. You shall come y with me to London; you have a wrong ea as well as , and you shall see the height of Modem's vengeance." Saying these words s in a voice quivering with passionate inten- h sity, she struck three times on the bell at her side. Immediately, in answer to this, e the heavy curtains over the door parted, V and a girl entered. She was Isodore's image; the•same style and passionate type of face • hut she la ked R the other's firm determined mouth and in haughtiness of features. She was what the le lily is to the passion -flower. Her eyes were! bent upon her sister—for she was Lucrece!._. V with the same IOW and patient devotion one ad sees in the face of a dog. be "Yon rang, Isodore ?" she asked; and so again the stranger noticed the great likenese lo in the voice, save as to the depth and ring ve of Isodore's tone. de " Yes Luereee I tang," the sisterlid ' • I "I have brought a visitor to see you.— di Lucrece, this lady is Hector le Gautier's Ir wife." " Gautier's wife ?" the sirl asked with sa startled face. "Then what brings her here? I should not have expected"— ta "You interrupt me, ehilst, in the midst w of my explanations. I should have said Le to Gautier's deserted wife." 1 the friend of Isodore should need no we come bore." 'Assissep blush spread over the feathres Lucreee kit 'these St-rords, as she walked aere 1- 1 " No svonder your countrymeie fail, with HOME AND GENERAL NEWS, of eiseerved ecornfully, 6' I do uot want to do ss you any harm ; quite the contrary. There swell chicken -hearts among them," Isodeee A Brantford youth was recently fined $ foi fishing on Sunday. the room to Valerie's side. Her smile w one of coasolatiou and welcome as she stoo y, " y Ybegan more freely. " Yes,' he answered glibly ; "1ie. e does want a maid. She must ho is honest, sober end industrious; ready to sit ed inlet kissed the other woman lightl " Welcome 1" she said. " We riee bot friends and fees here, and it is hard eoln times to tell the grain from the chaff. Yo are henoeforwerd the friend of Luereee too " Your kindness alinoet hurt me," Va, erie replied in some agitation. " have few friends, that a word of sympathy strange to me. Whatever you may want desire, either ef you, eommand nie, an Valerie le Gautier will not say on nay" " Lucreee, listen to me," said Isodore in a voice of atern command. "To -morrow, we cross to London, and the time has come when you must be prepared to assist in the cause.—See what I have h'ere 1" Without another word, she placed the gold moidore in her sister's hand. Lucrece regarded it With a puzzled air. To her simple mind, it merely represent tho badge of the Brotherhood. "You do not understand," Isodore con- tinued, noticing the look of bewilderment. "That coin, as you know, is the token of the Order, and to part with it knowingly is serious"--- " Yes," Luorece interrupted; "the pen. alty is death." You are right, my sister. That is Le Gautier's token. He staked it yonder at Kursital, giving it to his own wife, though he did not know, to put upon the colour. The ooin is in my hands, as you see. Strange, how man becomes fortune's fool!" "Thea your revenge is complete," Lucrece suggested simply. "You have only to hand it over to the Council of Three, or even the Crimson Nine, and in one hour"— "A dagger thrust will rid the world of a scoundrel.—Pah 1 you do not seem to under- stand such feeling as mine, No no • I have another punishment for him. He shall live; he shall carry on his mad passion for the fair-haired Enid till the last; and when his cup of joy shall seem full, I will dash it from his lips." "Your hate is horrible," Valeria exclaim- ed with an involuntary shudder. "I should not like to cross your path." "My friends find me true," Isodore an- swered sadly; "it is only my enemies that feel the weight of my arm.—But enough of this; we need stout hearts and ready brains, for we have much work before us.' Three days latei, and the women drove through the roar and turmoil of London streets. They were bent upon duty and revenge. One man in that vast city of four or five million souls was their quarry. as is an advertisenient te•day'e Ties. Your - mistress is in search of a maid. Is tliat so?" " up all eight if necessary, and have a good 1- temper—not that Mies .Enid will try any so one's topper much. The last girl Was dis- is eherged ' or " Now, Mr. VerleY, I know a girl who ti must till that vacancy. I dc not wish to threaten you or hold any rod of terror over your head; but I shall depend upon you to ° pro. ure it for my protegee." The conversation apparently was not go- ing to be so pleasant. Timothy Varley's mind turned feebly in the direction of dia. mond robberies. " Well, mise --that is, my lady—if I may make 80 bold as to ask you a, question: ed why, it the matter is so snnple, don't you write to my young mistress and settle the matter that way ?" " Impossible," Isodore replied, "for reasons I cannot enter into with you and that speedily. You must do what I twit, _you have a certain Monsieur le Gautier at your house often ?" This question was so abruptly asked, that Varley could not repress a start. "We have," he growled--" a good deal tee often, to please me. My master dare not call his body his own since he first began to 00Me to the house with his signs and manifesto - tions. —You see," be explained, "servants are bound to hear these things," "At keyholes ancl suoh places," Isodore smiled. Yes, I understand such things do happen occasionally. So this Le Gautier is a spiritualist, is he; and Sir Geoffrey is his convert ?" "Indeed, you may say that," Varley burst out in tones of great grievance. "The baronet sees visionsand all sorts of things." "Es it possible " Valerie whispered to her friend, "that'Hector has really succeeded in gaining an influence over this Sir Geoffrey by those miserable tricks he played so successfully at Rome ?" "It is very probable," Isodore murmured in reply. "This Sir Geoffrey is very weak in intellect.—Tell me, Mr. Varley" she con- tinued, turning in his direction "does the baronet keep much of Ivlonsieurle Gautier's company? Does he visit at his rooms ?" "1 believe he does; anyway, he goes out at nights, and always oomes back looking as if he had seen a ghost. Whatever his game may be—and sure enough there is some game on—it's killing him by inches, that's what it's doing." "And this change you put down to Le Gautier? Perhaps you are right. And now another question. Is not there another reason, another attraction besides discussing spiritualism with Sir Geoffrey, that takes him to Grosvenor Square ?" Varley so far forgot himself as to wink impressively. " You might have made a worse guess than that," he said. "1 am not the only one who can see what his designs are. Miss Enid is the great attraction." " And she ?" " Hates him, if looks count for anything. —And so do I," he continued; "and so do all of us, for the matter of that. I would give a year's salary to see his back turned. for good 1" "Mr. Varley," Isodore said in grave tones. "1 sent for you here to work upon your fears, and to compel you, if necessary to do d for we have a common 'gond of eympathy. For reasons I need not state here, we ha,ve good reasons for keeping a watch over this Le Gautier ; but rest assured of one thing— that he will never wed your mistress. I t shall hold you to secrecy.—And now, you must promise to get my protegee this situa- tion." "Well, I will do my best," Varley.replied cheerfully. "But how is it going to be done, I really can't see." "Irishmen are proverbial for their inven- tive powers, and doubtless you will dis- cover a way.—The new maid is a Frenrh girl, remember, the daughter of an old friend. Perhaps you would like to see her?" With a gesture she indicated Lucrece, who came forward, turning to the Irishman with one of her most dazzling smiles. The feel- ing of bewilderment came on again. "She !" he cried; "that beautiful young lady a servant?" "When she is plainly dressed, as suitable to her lower station, she will appear differ- ent." "Ah, you may pull the leaves from the flowers, but the beauty remains to them Varley replied, waxing pcetuial. "However, if it must be, it must ; so I will do my best.' Varley's diplomacy proved successful, for, a week later, Lucrece was installed at Grosvenor Square. (en BE CONTINUED). CHAPTEB, VI. Mr. Varley, Sir Geoffrey Charteris' valet and factotum and majordomo in the b-ronet's town residence, Grosvenor Square, was by no means devoid of courage; but the con- tents of the note he was reading in the hall one fine morning early in May were sufficient to put to flight for the moment any venge- ful schemes he was harbouring against the wily gentleman who has just quitted the house, and that gentleman no less a person than our old friend Le Gautier, Timothy Varley was an Irishman, and had been in his youth what is termed a patriot. In his hot blood he had even join- ed a League for the "removal of tyrants; but the in spite of its solemn form and binding oaths, had died a natural death At times, however, the recollection of i troubled Mr. Varley's conscience sorely It was destined to be brought to his min now in a startling manner. "G. S. I. You will be at the corner of Chapel Place to-nielt at nine. A girl will meet you, and show you the way. You are wanted; your turn has come. Do no fail.—Ntraieen XL" Never did Bob Acres, in that celebrated comedy, The Rivals, feel the courage oozing from his finger-tips as did Timothy Varley now. He turned the roissive over in his fingers; but no consolation was to be deriv- ed from that; and bitterly did he revile the juvenile folly that had placed him in such a position at this time of life. "It is no sham," he muttered to himself. "God save Ireland—that is the old counter- sign; and to think of it turning up now 1 I had forgotten the thing years ago. This comes of joining seeret societies—a nice thing to bring a respectable family man to I Now, by the powers 1 who was Number Eleven? That used to be Pat Mahoney; and a mighty masterful man he was, always ready with his hands if anything crossed him. 0 dear, 0 dear 1 this is a pretty thing. Maybe they want to mix me up with dynamite; but if they do, I won't do it, and that's flat. I suppose I shall have to go." Giving vent to these words in a doleful tone of voice, he betook himself to his private sanctum. His spirits were remark- ed to be the reverse of cheerful, and he de- clined a glass of sherry at lunch, a thing which roused much speculation below tetra • my bidding. , That, I see is not necessary, Punctual to the moment, Timothy Var. ley stood in Chapel Place waiting for his unknown guide. Just as he was beginning to imagine the affair to be a hoax, and con- gratulating himself thereon a woman passed him., stopped, and walked in his direction again. "God save Ireland I" she said as she repa,esed. "Amen, not forgetting one Timothy Varley:" he returned piously. "It is well," the woman replied calmly, "that you are here. Follow me 1" "With the greatest of pleasure. —But ark here; my legs are not so young as ours: if we are going far, let us have a b, and. I'll stand the damage." There is no occasion, ' the stranger aid in a singularly sweet voice. "We aye not such a greet distance to travel." "Not good enough to ride in the same +Irene with a gentleman's gentleman," arley muttered, for he did not fail to note h t g ' His guide led him along Tottenham Court d d ' y quare. urn- , g into a little side -street, she reached at ngth a door, at which she knoeked. In a room on the ffi'et floor, Isodore and alerie lo Gautier were seated, waiting the vent of Lucrece and the stranger. Varley gan to feel bewildered in the presence of rnn�h beatity and grace; for Isodore's veliness overpowered him, as it did oilmen ith whom she came in contact. Scarcely igning to notice his presence, he motioned chair, where he sat e picture of scorafiture, all traces of the audacious ishrnan having disappeared. "Your name is Timothy Varley ?" Isodore Id. " Yes, tniss ; leastways, it wag when I me here, though, if you were to tell me as the man in the moon, I couldn't say nay you." "1 kaow you," Isodore continued, "You ere born near Mallow, joined the United "Ah 1" Lucrece exclaimed, " I under- W rotherhood thirty years ago, and your, stand.—Isedore, if you collect under your 13 roof all the women he has wronged amtd d ceived, you will have a, large circle, What yo 8 she worth to us?" ) "Ohildl" Isodore returned With some Marlsfr - ed emphaeis on her worde, "she is my frierid-- m Sight a,r1 Smell of Birds, A hawk can spy a lark upon a piece of earth almost exactly the sante color at twen- ty times the distance it is perceptible to a man or dog; a kite soaring out of human sight can still distinguish and pounce upon lizards and field mice on the ground; and the distance at which vultures and eagles can spy out their prey is almost incre- dible. Recent discoveries and especially Darwin's observations, have inclined natu- ralists to the belief that birds of prey have not the acute setise of stnell with which they were once accredited. There acute sight seems better to account for their actions, and they appear to be guided by sight alone as they never taniff at anything,. but dart straight at the object of their desire. Their counterparts in the ocean, however, undoubt- edly see and smell equally well, but are more 1 guided by smell than sight. In both sharks and rays the eyes are good, and have a most ' distinct expression; though since they scent j their prey from a distance, and swim up to it with great rapidity, "smell" as Lacepede says, "maybe called their real eye." Smell, ' in Mr. Herbert Spencer's definition, is anti- , , cipatory taste, while sight is ariticipatory j touch; and the manner in which sight, as the , dominating Sense, iS Substituted for smell, I the higher the evolution of the animal, is remarkablyinteresting to follow, once the varieties of sight are understood, and both j sight and emelt are studied ia connection I with the particular habits of the creattire ' for which they were designed. Turn where 1- we will, sight and organs of sight are every. where adapted in the most perfect manne. to the necessities of the animal world: and 18 realizing this fact, we realise the truth of the words: "The first wonder is the offspring 1 of ignorance; the last is the pareht of ador- umnber was wentsasix. ara wrong, u will please correct me." "For goodness' sakes miss --my lady, I ean—don't speak so loud. Think what ight happen to rhe if any oho knew 1" ation. eie The rate of mortality in London during 1886 did not exceed 19,9 per 1,000, and with one exception ---viz,, the preceding year, when it was only 19,7—was the lowest on record. In the q7 large provincial towns the death -rate averag?d 2L 8 per 1,000, and ' ranged from 17118 Brighton, 18.2 in Derby, and 18,8 in Hull to 23 8 in Portsihouth and in Liverpool, 2155 in Blatliburn, 26..3 in Manchester, and 28,0 in Preston, Johann Strauss is at work on a new opine to be produced in May. Mr. John Lang of Prince Albert, while in a fit of despoudency recently, hanged him - self in his stable. •,„ cak . er inney, is op c. Nova Scotia, died in New York the other morning, aged 67 years. Some Toronto capitalists are asking for a subsidy to build a railway from Medicine Hat to Medicine Ilat coal mines. • • Capt. Hart, of St. John, N. B,, is to be adjutant of the Wimbledon teatn, A com- mandant has not yet been appointed. A. Statistical publication just issued at Paris calculates that their are about 350,000 Frenchmen in the Western Hemisphere. Between November and April last $136, 669 was spent in the distribution of seed to the suffering settlers in the North-West. A coroner's jury at Peterboro' has found Mary and Edward Holbrook, brother and sister guilty of the wilful murder of her ille- gitimate child, The Marquis of Hartington has written to the Liberal -Unionists advising them to or- ganize ae a party for the purpose of main - raining their position. The quarantine service in the Gulf will go into effect immediately, and the precautions against the introduction of cholera will be very stringent this year. The St, James' Gazette says the Canadian National park in the Rooky Mountains may become a favourite health and pleasure re- sort for English people of leisure. The Toronto City Council at a special meeting recently decided to submit a by-law to the ratepayers for $100,000 towards the cost of the harbour improvements. The London Globe says England must afford effectual protection to her intrests in the Pacific by supporting the Canadian transcontinental railway. The amount of seed grain applied for by farmers at Regina and distributed by the President of the Agrieultural Society, wait: —Wheat, 5,016 bushels; barley, 565 bushels; oats, 1,045 bushels. An Ottawa correspondent advances the opinion, and gives reasons for it, that the present session of Parliament will be a short one and that tbe House will probably ad- journ before July 1. The Vatican has notified France that Gen Boulanger's military law,which refuses to exempt clerical students from service, is an infringement of the concordat, and has de- manded its withdrawal. Pleuro -pneumonia is reported to be more prevalent among cattle in Chicago and its vicinity than ever before. Stringent measures for stamping out the plague have been adopted, us many as two hundred diseased animals being slaughtered in one day. The -London Times, Chronicle, Globe and St. James Gazette speak in every eulogistic terms of the Canadian Pacific Railway Com- panys offer for conveying the mail between England and China and Japan, and hope that no narrow economicreasons will prevent the acceptance of amagnificent offer. The gross earnings of the Canadian Paci- fic Railway Company for March were $719,- 255, showing a net profit over the working expenses of $51,934, as compared with a net profit of $134,204 for March, 1886. For the three months ending March there was a net profit of $3.998, as compared with and pro- fit of $250,302 for the first three month's of last year. The reports of experts on the Canadian products shown at the Colonial Exhibition are generally satisfactory. Ontario cheese is spoken highly of; butter, on the other hand, is not well thought of; fruit, especial- ly armies, comes hs for praise, as does also honey; the wheat of Ontario is generally of a superior quality, though somewhat leak- ing in strength, but the tobacco is declared to be off colour and coarse in flavour. The latest swindle on farmers is worked by rascals in couples. They study the local papers and take note of advertisements of animals astray. One fellow calls to see the beast and decides it is not his. He goes back to his pal and gives a minute descrip- tion of it. The latter goes to the farmer and by his description convinces him that he is the real owner. He pretends, however, that he cannot conveniently take it away and of- fers to sell it at a bargain. The farmer buys, and in a few days the rightful owner comes along and claims it. He Got Above Stealing Chiokens. A judge who bad once sentenced an old negro's son to the penitentiary, the boy hay- I jug been arraignecT for theft, met the father smile time afterward and asked him if the young fellow was living at home. "Oh, yas, sah, yes; could' hardly d without him now," "1 suppose that he has improved greatly.' "Deed he has, sah. Neber seed er boy prube so much. Dat chile useter stem chickens, but dun got erbub do.t now." "1 am glad to hear it. Couldn't be in duced to steal a chicken now, I suppose." "'Deed he couldn't Bah. Dat chile wouldn' fool erway his time on er little ole chicken. He steals turkeys now." Food and Exereiee• So it seems the Ducleees of Cumberland • went insane because she took too much rich food and too little wholesome exercise. There are thousands an tens of thousands nearly as great fools and in a physical condi- tion almost quite as deplorable and, far ex- actly the SUMO reSSOO. An eminent though eoceutric physician more than a hundred yeare ago, when called in to advise with one of those preposterous wemen who in all ages have been at once the bother and the pecu. niary mainstay of their doctors, said in reply to her doleful eomplaints "Madam, there ere jest four ways of it and you can take any one of them you like. You must either take less food or more exercise, or medicine, or be sick," Of (mem these were rather frank, unpolitic words for a doctor to use to a wealthy patient, but they were true all th same. It was the some outspoken genius wh aid to the chief magistrate of the city in ioh he lived, when that functionary pointe ourn- fully to his stomach and asked hi advice, "You must steal a horse." Steal a horse!" roared the excited, but most bilious oivie dignitary. "Why should I steal a horse ?" " Yes,' said the honest sou of s'Escelapius, you tnost steal a horse." "And what then ?" "Why, then," said this honest man, "you will be tried for theft and very likely sent to gaol for six months or a year. You will be fed on plain prison fare, and when you come out you won't know that you. have a stomach except at meal time." A perfect Daniel come to judgment that, but medically a fool. Drink gives the dootors lots of work and nice long bills. A deplor. able mortal the other da staggered into a Toronto drug store an said: "Give me something to make me sleep. I've been on a big spree for four days, and can't sleep." And any one looking at him, though not much either of a judge or a doctor, could easily understand the reason why. He was a miserable type of hundreds. But the over -eating brings far more grist to the doc- tor's mill. "Oh, doctor, 1 am quite run down What would you advice ?" "My spirits," cries another, are awfully low and I can eat nothing." And so they growl and grumble, that great army of gluttons who have eaten away their stomachs and now feel astonished that nature rebels, and that they can't "sail in" as aforetime. And the doctors look grave, shake their wise heads, stretch themselves to write. a prescription and calculate on another mine of money for months, though they know that a dose of salts with a decent regimen for a few weeks would "restore the tone," and raise up the patient. "Bitters," "safe cures," "tonics," and what not of all sorts and sizes, what are they and why are they needed In three cases out of four because the stomach has been outraged, and because sinners won't take to fasting either as a penance or a curative. Yes, if the people of Toronto and other places would only deal decently with their stomachs, the half of the doctors would starve and the other half would be moderately poor people. It is but adding to this to say another tit.' g. If in addition to avoiding dram -d ig and the over -eating of such inchgesti food, people would try to lead decentl moral lives in accordance with nature, what then? The half of the doctors might take to the plough, and the other half would not need to have any fear of the gout or a rebellious stomach before their eyes. Ladies and gentlemen, don't be angry. You know that in all this we are but stating the simple fact. If you will go on as you do, you must be sick. Thank God, if you are not like the Duchess, quite mad, you will he soon, ifYon. don't take care -- ii,r-- A Hard Condton ' Isaac Barnes, of Boston, had a wife who was a devoted Baptist. Now, the Baptista were about to build a chapel, and Mrs. Barnes was interested in procuring subscrip- tions to that end. She spoke to Mr. Barnes about it, and as he intimated a willingness to subscribe, she sent a collector to urge him further. The collector said lie under- stood that Mr. Barnes was willing to sub- scribe. Mr. Barnes said ha was. "1 may as well say at once," said he, "that my subscription will be $3,000." This fairly took the collector's breath away. "That is a splendid gift," he managed to say, after a while; "we shall be very deeply obliged." "Not at all," said Barnes; "but," he ad- ded, "there is a condition to the gift." "Oh," said the collector, "I'M we any Icondition you might annex would be well received by our people." "I'm not so sure about that," said Barnes ; "the condition is that all the people baptized in the new chapel shall be bapthed in boiling hot water." "Good -morning," said the collet - tor, as he client the subscription book in his pocket an walked off. We quite agree with an English Outwit - o porary when it exclaims: " Considering the depressed state of the farming industry, and ' the need there is of seeking a remedy in all directions, it is not creditable to Great 1 Britain that those desiring to learn how beso to,raanage dairies, for instance, are obliged • to go to Denmark for the lesson." It is not creditable, and many of the evils that farm- ers lebor under in Canada might be averted by a thorough system of good, practical agricultural education. A war of tariff rates is threatened in Eu- rope. Recently the French chambers de- cided to increase the protective duties On Italianconn, ancl now the Minister o nance has just introduced a bill for the pur- pose of increasing to three francs the duties on cereals. The Italian government &ion the measure on the grotutd that as r governments are levying far higher imps on foreign grain, exportations from fereism countries to Italy will thereby be increased, to the great injury of Italian agriculture. What is one of the greatest curses of the resent day ? Drink? 'Yes. Licentiousness? Yes. Dishonesty? Of course. But 18 here no other not much thought of? Yes, there is the readiness to go into debt, and the careless indifference about being in that state and remaining in it. To be hopeleesly in debt does not seem to give many people a passing thought. They make a joke of it. Tell them that it is surprising they can sleep under such a load, and they will reply witha laugh that they wonder how credit- , ore can sleep, but with them it is quite dif- ferent. How can many people prof es to be christians when they don't pay their debts and " never mean to ? So-called respectable people of that class ate the greatest crimin- als in the country. What numbers ofyoung men think it rather smart to bilk their tail- or ancl give their landleely the slip ! What numbers no longer young who live really b sponging WA tradesmen 1 They must have nice clothes and good food come whence it may. They would be angry if' called thieves, and yet they are such and of the very worst kind, No wonder that tailors have black lists. No wonder that .tnany decent storekeeper is ruined. Why, there are very high and mighty people in Toronto in debt to their washer,wounin and dress- maker, Fax bettor go and steal at once, An Unanswerable Argument. First Toronto Man—" Humph I The idea of spending $200 for a bicycle for your boy. You'll ruin him." Second Toronto Man--" On the contrary; I desire to keep him out of bad company." "What good will that new-fangled con- trivance do any one, I'd like to know? He can go were he pleases with it." "Did you ever hear of a young man coin- ing home drunk on a bicycle ?" Economy a Necessity. I thought you were engaged to Miss Beauti, who is divinely tall and fair, as you used to say." "1 was; but that was before the real es- tate boom began. I have martied Miss Petite." "That little lady scarcely four feet high?' you see, when a man's wife dies a grave must be bought for her, and with land at the present prices I could not afford a full Sized woman." Montreal. MINN= DEACON. Almost a mut. Esmeralda Longcoffin's parent says to young Mr. Sts.ylate—" I may be an old man and a hanged ugly old man, but if you don't go home 111 show you that I still posses the fire of youth, for I'll fire a youth out of this house, and you will be the youth." Young Stay/ate—" Mr. Longeof6n, is this 8, hint for int) to go ?" Oakville, Ont. &Us V.IMOVSON. The Hudson river will be etocked with ealrnon fry early this 8 rin