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[j5hilips treet, editor
Big Brother is still watching
Welcome back from a long,
and I must add, fun holiday.
Yes, while you were out
partying the holidays away, I
was out taking notes (un-
fortunately' there aren't
enough pages in this paper to
print all of the goodies.)
Seeing that the Newspaper
Club had the first party of the
season, it only seems fitting
that it should take up some of
the time for this week. Things
were just flying by at CW's up
until about 10:30 when
someone, namely LM,
decided that it would be fun to
move the whole party outside
to dig tunnels in the snow.
Needless to say, all those in
attendance weren't as excited
by the aspect, even though
the majority of the staff,
including the Editor, traipsed
out into the winter won-
derland.
Soon the exams were over
and it was time for the annual
Grade Thirteen Christmas
party. Unfortunately too
many things happened to
keep up with so, all that will
be said about it is that Santa's
suit wasn't the only thing that
was tight. Right MB?
The time between
Christmas and New Year's
quickly passed (with the help
of people like PG who threw a
holiday week party) and it
was soon time for the many
New Years parties. This year
they included such bombs as
MD, KH, and the one out at
MM's parents farm. The
choice one for the season is
the one at M's which from the
last reports, is still going on.
I also heard that Mr. B can
throw some great parties for
the staff. Well, this brings us
up to date.
As the exams flow back
both staff and students are
acting as if they lost their
beans over the break.
Something which drew my
attention was LM, CW and SS
playing "Mother, May I?" I
know that it's boring around
here, but really - don't you
think there are better things
to do? LM has also been seen
walking her pet flea on an 18"
shoelace leash.
As for the staff, this week
Mr. W. has been seen testing
overhead. After he tested Mr.
M's he tried to walk off with
table and all. When he saw his
foolish mistake, Mr. M. said
that he could take the table
because he was sure it
worked.
Finally, the students have
found a way to make the
teachers crack. This was
demonstrated clearly when
Mr. B. had to come to Mr. M.
and ask him how he should
mark a paper. For you the
students, good work, you've
almost got them. For you the
teachers, there's always next
year to break down the
students.
Guess what? It's snowing again
By David Leibold
"Well, what's this? Another
snow warning?"
It becomes a familiar
passage these days. Now we
are accepting snowstorms as
a part of life. It seems like
Mother Nature has taken on
to a new fad -one that started
with the big blizzard of '71.
Yes, that blizzard made
history, and since then The
Masses (that is, students),
have eagerly waited for each
year's new batches of winter
storms.
And, if you consider
snowstorms great, hold on to
your hats. Scientists say that
a new Ice Age is coming, and
that the weather will grow
worse each year.
There are problems, of
course. The weather takes
hours of valuable class time
each year, and there is less
time to finish the work that
has to be done anyway. In
fact, only a few more storm
days are needed to cancel
second term exams.
The exam days would be
converted into teaching time.
Depending on your stand-
point, it is either a time for
great rejoicing or a great
problem. This happened last
year at CHSS. We leave you to
your opinion on the issue.
Man has had little influence
on the weather and it will
probably be a long time
before any reasonable control
of weather can be devised.
Until then, students will
continue to enjoy the daytime
life. Students can enjoy the
extra time by watching TV,
playing solitaire, writing
novels, etc.
While there is such a thing
Good news,
bad news
First the Good news: none
•of the schools teams have lost
this year.
Bad news is the year, has
just begun and the tams
haven't played yet!
as weather, there will
probably be snowstorms. A
solution to the snowstorms
could be to move down to
Florida - but aren't they
having snow down there too?
From the files of Hemlock Sholmes
as told by
Kathy Phillips
A curling iron was missing
from the girl's special
education classroom. It
seemed that the villain had
decided that using wax on his
moustache was too much.of a
chore; therefore, he had
made a little, shall we say,
exchange.
The can of moustache wax
he left behind appeared to be
the only clue until we found
skid marks leaving the scene.
Whatzit speculated that our
mysterious culpert had been
doing wheelies in his ecstasy.
We developed. oig 'casefrom
there.
As you probably know, we
had become quite familiar
with the staff at CHSS from
our previous experiences and
decided to examine them
first. We came across the
•perfect candidate almost
immediately. This man was
short in stature, sported a
handlebar moustache, and
was known for his incredible
journeys on his movable
chair. This man was alscy
noted for his ability to drop
objects, misplace important
pieces of work, and tumble
flat on his face while leaning
on his lectern.
Do•youu know_ the
culprit 'was?
To Obby Bore
by Louisa Martens
There must be something
the matter with me. I've
grown to believe that I'm not
a normal Canadian. I must be
lacking some kind of gland
which secretes a hormone
designed to drive Canadians
wild over hockey. It can't be a
genetic problem, because
everyone else in my family is
hooked on hockey.
The dial on our TV just
about gets spun off as
channels get switched from
game to game. At our house
the problem isn't whether to
watch hockey or not but
rather which game. As if the
regular hockey season isn't
enough, this year Super
Series '78 supplements our
TV hockey time.
It's frustrating to hear
those announcers try to
pronounce Russian and
Czechoslovakian names like
they were chemical, cancer-
causing ingredients of hot
dogs. I realize of course that
TV should not be my only
source of entertainment. I
could read a book or tidy my
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room; I «ould even do
homework.
But in the first two weeks of
January, there will have been
14 hockey games. That works
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haenough? When will
Canadians be satisfied : I bet I
would wait till hell freezes
over and then they'd skate on
that.
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CLINTON NEWS -RECORD, THURSDAY, JANUARY 19, 1978—PAGE 21
Football in this weather?
'by Garry Manning
Yes, strange. as it may
seem football is being played
in this weather. As we sit at
home staring out through the
mountains of surrounding
snow, the football season has
DO YOU THINK
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Speak
rover, speak
by: Cathy Wooden
This is thie time of the year
that teachers like to be an-
noying by assigning speeches
and seminars to their un-
suspecting pupils. It gives
them a chance to•take a break
from preparing lessons, not to
mention giving them a good
laugh. Mind you, standing in
front of 30 peers and a teacher
for what seems like a century
is not the average student's
idea of a fun time. In fact, it is
somewhat akin to Daniel's
predicament in the lion's den,
only with less success.
Why is it, when you get up
to do your particular seminar
or speech, everything seems
to go kinky? You had planned
to saunter confidently up to
the front of the room, lean
nonchalantly against the
podium and begin to
devastate and captivate etc.
Instead, when your name is
called, you feel like you're
having a cardiac arrest.
Noticing that the teacher has
thoughtfully removed the
podium, you fight an un-
controllable urge to go to the
bathroom. Unfortunately,
you can't deliver your
dynamic talk from behind the
Mint cabinet in the corner.
You gotta stand up there with
nothing to hide behind!
Collecting yourself as best
you can and assuming the
stance of an orangutan, you
start to talk. You are
thinking, "That's not my
voice! I sound like Don
Knotts!" You are acutely
aware of your underarms and
the flud pants you knew you
shouldn't have worn. Every
little sound from the audience
sounds like a thunderous
roar.
Once started, nothing more
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can happen - unless you are
interrupted by the PA and
you lose your place. When you
finally say your last sentence
and retreat to your seat, the
sense of relief is over-
whelming. You're finished
and that's all that matters -
even though you have lost
half of your mind.
ended with the Super Bowl
this week and- the Can -Am
Great moments
in sports
The "Senior Football
Fitness" award went to Jim
Moon fot his success in
avoiding three-quarters of the
warm up- exercises this past
season because of sudden
equipment failures' Nice
work Jim!
Richard Carter, the most
succ.essful receiver this
football season, was stopped
from scoring a touchdown in
the final game when he was
tripped.... by the five yard
line.
The Senior football team
was the first team to score a
point on Goderich this fall.
The point came on a mixed
field goal when the Goderich
player slipped and fell before
he could get out of the end
zone.
The garbage bag basketball
tournament is proceeding
nicely in the lounge.
The lunch hour dart
tournaments were
proceeding nicely until this
week when some high flying
darts put a temporary stop to
the game.
Smile
Teen-age boy, surveying
his dilapidated car, to father:
"I want to improve its pickup,
Dad, before school starts.
How about staking me to
some nice seat covers?"
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May 2 - Pie Social
Oct. 28 - Annoy! Fall
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Bowl last week.
The Can -Am Bowl featured
the top U.S. and Canadian all-
stars.. The U.S. college all-
stars were heavily favoured
to beat the Canadians.
Considering the superiority
the American teams hold
over the Canadians, in
season -length, funds, and
numbers to pick from, a 22-7
loss is not bad, especially
when you consider that the
Canadians gave the U.S. 14
points; I look forward to next
year's game, if there,is one.
The Super Bowl, ended last
Saturday with a 27-10 win for
the' Dallas Cowboys. I can't
describe the full game
because I didn't see it all, but
if the rest of the game was
like the first and the last part,
I'm glad I missed it, or I
would have turned it off (as
most people did that I asked
about it). Let's say this
much; it was a different type
of bowl than what is supposed
to be the world championship.
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