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philip street, editor
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Dear Annie:
Some of the people in this
school make me sick, not only
the ones that make out in the
galls but also the people who
are too stuck up to say "hi."
These people, although I hang
around with them sometimes,
make me sick. It's not that
they don't know me and I
almost always say "hi" to my
friends unless I don't see
them, but that doesn't happen
very much.
I -used to think that maybe
they just didn't see me, but if
that's it, they'll be asking if I
quit school soon. Sometimes
they say "hi" and are really
nice, but other times they just
ignore me. I'm always nice to
them, but maybe I should
start being stuck up like them
and see how they like it.
Annie, do you think I should
give them a taste of their own
medicine or just let it pass
over and ° forget it? Do you
think I should be Miss Nicey
Nice to them or Miss Snobby
Snob.
From - Miss Ready To Go
Stuck Up.
Dear.Miss Ready To Go Stuck
• Up:
Say "hi" very sweetly to
them. It'll really get their
goat. It will make them sick,
then• they might find out
what's wrong with them.
Dear Annie:
I have this friend who's
working as an "Undercover
Angel" in the "Hotel
California." Well her
problem is that she is "Torn
Between Two Lovers" and is
very upset. You see one of her
lovers is always asking her,
"Do You Wanna Make Love"
4ind the other is always telling
her "You Light Up My Life."
Well, she doesn't know if
she'll go to work for the "Spy
Who Loved Me" or keep her
old job. Then one day another
man came into her life and
took her "Slow Dancing."
When he led her up the
"Stairway To Heaven" and
she found out that it only led
to "Heartbreak Hotel" she
was really confused.
She hurried away from
there only to go home and find
1 t• a "Rock n' Roll Love Letter"
in her mailbox. Another
lonely "Saturday Night"
passed and she sat alone.
Finally she threw up her
arms and said "Que Sera
, Sera". I want to help her but
what can I do?
'Devil Woman'
and
the 'Dancing Queen'
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Dear D.W. and D.Q. •
Well, if this Hard Luck
Woman" is your "Best
Friend" I suggest you "Shake
Your Bootie" and get to work.
Unless she wants this
problem to go "On and On,"
you had better tell her to get
out of the "Life in the Fast
Lane" and choose between
her lovers.
Dear Annie:
Here I sit trying to deter-
mine my presence in this
freezing cold bungalow of a
room.
I asked my mom if I could
commit suicide and she
wouldn't let me. So now I'll
either get stoned or polluted
(drunk). Annie, I'm so
depressed. What am I going
to do? It's storming like a b----
- out, the roads are plugged
and even if I step outside the
door I'll get lost.
My problem is that I don't
get out enough; therefore I
have no social life and this
weekend I planned one wing -
ding of riots. Now there's this
storm and I felt like cruising
or touring all over town. Now
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I'm not going anywhere,
except back and forth to the
bathroom.
I don't want to be caught
unexpected like this again, so
could you please give me a
piece of your t;nind with a
piece of the action.
Little Lady Ready for
Anything
P.S. Try to help me Annie
before I'm too old to get it.
Dear Little Lady etc.:
Get a snowmobile.
Dear Worried Mother Hen:
I'm sorry I didn't get to
print your lurid letter, but I
have already cleared my
views concerning this issue,
check previous Chronicles.
Please, no more letters about
the kissing in the halls issue.
Annie Slanders
Your horrorscope
Well this week you're going
to enjoy this. This time it's
supposed to tell you what you
look like, so, have a good
laugh.
ARIES: Generally you are
slender " or have an ex-
ceptionally, well developed
figure. You also may have a
long, scrawny neck, a broad
forehead, and a narrow chin.
Your nose is apt to be
prominent and your eyes are
often piercing. You are
supposed to have bushy
eyebrows and your hair is red
to black. Your complexion is
dark or ruddy. Your height
ranges from medium to tall.
TAURUS: You have a full
neck and a rather well filled
out body. Your face is sup-
posed to be round, your
mouth full and cheeks or chin
dimpled. Your height ranges
from short to medium. Your
complexion is dark or very
light, your hair is curly and
abundant,
GEMINI: You're stature is
tall and your body well
proportioned. You generally
have long ,limbs and slender
hands. Your eyes tend to be
quite round, your nose
lengthy, and your mouth
wide. Your complexion tends
to be reddish and spotted.
Your hair is brown or dark
and straight. Your eyes tend
to be gray or hazel.
CANCER : Your colour is
usually fair. Your hair tends
to be brown. Your eyes are
usually gray, small and
deepset. Your height is
usually short and you tend to
be stout also. You have small
hands and feet. You have a
very turned up nose.
LEO: You are usually short
and slender and thin through
the hips and thighs. Your face
is quite oval and your com-
plexion is ruddy. The hair
ranges from dark to yellow
and tends to curl. Large
goggle eyes are found on
these people., usually sually you are of
average height and prone to
stoutness. You have a
roundish face with a wide
forehead. The eyebrows tend
to be bushy and square. Your
nose is long and so is your
upper lip.
LIBRA: You have an
elegant figure. You generally
have an oval face with well
defined features. Colouring
ranges from dark to very
light. Your brows tend to be
symmetrical. You are usually
very beautiful during youth,
but develop bad complexion
or colour in later years. You
generally have high cheek
bones and your teeth and
nails ate apt to be ex-
ceptionallyfine.
SCORPIO: Your com-
plexion is usually dark. Your
hair is apt to be curly or
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from Our Staff
waved: Your forehead is low
and your eyebrows bushy.
The eyes are almost glit-
tering and have a sort of
Egyptian eyelid (an
exaggerated droop at the
extreme outer corners). Nose
is aquiline with heavy or
rounded nostrils. The face is
squared and the lips are
unusually full.
SAGGITARIUS: Your
height is generally tall and
you are prone to long legs and
arms. You have an oval•face
and round clear eyes. Your
forehead is high or back -
sloping. Your body may be
undersized. Your coloring
runs from blond to brown.
CAPRICORN: You are
usually slender and also have
a well formed body. You have
a narrow jaw and your face
tends to be rounded with high
cheek bones. Your eyes are
usually small and frequently
give a false impression. Your
colouring ranges to darrk'artd
changes to gray early.
AQUARIUS : Your face is
long and square and has
delicate features. You are
usually of medium height
with a tendency to gain
weight. Your eyes tend to be
light. Bad teeth are a mark of
this sign. The lips often give
the shape of cupid's bow.
PISCES: You are usually of
medium height. You usually
handle your figure poorly and
this gives the impression that
you are lazy and unclean.
Your eyes tend to be very full
and your mouth big. Your
colouring tends to be brown
or black. The eyes are
sometimes watery and lack
luster.
If any of you are interested,
a good book on this is
"Astrology, how and why it
works" by Marc Edmund
Jones. It's really fantastic,
especially on this subject.
Smile
Judge: "I'll -just fine you
$10 this time, but if it happens
again tomorrow, I'll throw
you in jail."
Offender: "I get it, Your
Honor. Fine today, cooler
tomorrow."
secondary school news
CLINTON NEWS -RECORD, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 15, 1977—PAGE 19
Basketball team, suffer losses
Junior
Recently in a game against
Listowel on December 1, the
junior Redmen lost with a
score of 82-23. Claude Daw
How Santa does it with mathematics
Santa must. deliver
presents to everyone inthe
world and that numbers four
billion. Santa has a certain
amount of time in which he
must deliver all presents.
Generally, Santa can safely
deliver between midnight and
6 am, leaving hind with six
hours to work with. WAIT!
Thatis;anobal'i. -.,..- .- -r..
There are such things as
time . zones that actually
make different hours in.
different parts of the world.
Now Santa stays at a time
zone from midnight to 1 am
giving him an hour for each
time zone. After he has
finished at one time zone, he
goes to the adjacent west
time zone where it will have
just turned midnight.
In the 24th and final time
zone, he has from midnight to
6 am. Adding these six hours
to the other 23 hours spent in
the other zones, we have a
total of 29 hours. (If you're
thinking about Newfoundland
_ time zones, let me say here
that it is sandwiched between
two other time zones. Santa
must take time from either or
both of the zones to go into
Newfoundland, so
Newfoundland just uses time
from the other basic time
zones rather than gives an
extra half hour to the total
time.)
We now find that Santa
must deliver to four billion
people in 29 hours. Therefore
Jolly Old Saint Nick- must
serve 137,931,034 and 14-29
people each hour (the 14-29
may either be resolved by
raising the number to the
next whole number on some
hours or we could have
he Church
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Closed Mondays Cy*
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Sunday Telegraph, London, England
"If you live in Kitchener or London, you should make it a point
to visit The Church during the winter,"
Where to Eat in Canada, 1977-78
The Church Special
Winter Dinner Menu
3 complete courses and coffee
$7.50
per person
$3.25
children
Sunday (8runch
Relax with tour family and friends
Sunday Evening Buffet
Featuring Roast Beef
$5.75 2.25
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$7.75/ 3.25
p'e('person Children
Live Lobster and Fresh Fish
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"take-out" available. Please telephone your order in advance.
Christmas parties up to 140 persons; call for details of special prices.
missed by 15 people).
Further, we find that Santa
serves 2,298,850 and 50-87
people every minute, which
means that Santa must cover
Toronto and vicinity in a
minute (and to think that it
takes 40 minutes to get to the
• international airport from
!i'owntown if all the freeways
V'ere cleared.) '
14ow figuring into seconds,
Saint Nick has 38,314 and 46-
261 men, women and children
to do each second (now that
should get$tratford looking!)
Now that we have seen the
facts behind this annual
splurge, we find that .the job
get
into
the
christmas
spirit...
of the Jolly Man is laden with
great difficulties. If there is
an average of 2.5 children per
family (or 4.5 people adding
the parents) then we have an
average of 8,514 and 614-2,349
households to look after each
second. That's a lot of.
chimneys to go down , and
insult is added on to, com-
plication since a great many
houses do not have chimneys.
So you see, if you believe in
Santa Claus, you're going to
have to believe that Santa has
to finish New York in three
minutes. What's he going to
do when the population hits
six billion in the year 2000??
you're invited to a special
CHRISTMAS CONCERT
THIS
SATURDAY NIGHT, DEC. 17g
starting at 7:30 p.m., at
CLINTON PUBLIC SCHOOL
It's going to 11e your g
average wonderful gi
old-fashioned Christmas Concert. g
A swell time will be g
had by all. Plan to g
attend.
was the high scorer with nine '
points.
The next game is scheduled
for January 10.
Midgets
Last Wednesday the
Midgets lost their second
game of the season to
Listowel, 49 - 26.
The team played well but
were at a disadvantage in the
size department. Jim
9,000*
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be wrong
READ THE
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McClure was the high scorer
for the CHSS team.
Seniors
The seniors lost their first
home game last Wednesday
76 - 54 to Listowel.
The team played well tiut
were unable to close the 20
point gap. Richard Carter
again led the team in the
scoring department.
Music By
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SATURDAY -DEC. 17 -
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Dancing 9-1 a.m.
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* Sorry we cannot accept reservations for enter-
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