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HomeMy WebLinkAboutClinton News-Record, 1977-12-15, Page 19(1) central huron chronicle wellaw philip street, editor • If you have a problem, ask Annie • M Dear Annie: Some of the people in this school make me sick, not only the ones that make out in the galls but also the people who are too stuck up to say "hi." These people, although I hang around with them sometimes, make me sick. It's not that they don't know me and I almost always say "hi" to my friends unless I don't see them, but that doesn't happen very much. I -used to think that maybe they just didn't see me, but if that's it, they'll be asking if I quit school soon. Sometimes they say "hi" and are really nice, but other times they just ignore me. I'm always nice to them, but maybe I should start being stuck up like them and see how they like it. Annie, do you think I should give them a taste of their own medicine or just let it pass over and ° forget it? Do you think I should be Miss Nicey Nice to them or Miss Snobby Snob. From - Miss Ready To Go Stuck Up. Dear.Miss Ready To Go Stuck • Up: Say "hi" very sweetly to them. It'll really get their goat. It will make them sick, then• they might find out what's wrong with them. Dear Annie: I have this friend who's working as an "Undercover Angel" in the "Hotel California." Well her problem is that she is "Torn Between Two Lovers" and is very upset. You see one of her lovers is always asking her, "Do You Wanna Make Love" 4ind the other is always telling her "You Light Up My Life." Well, she doesn't know if she'll go to work for the "Spy Who Loved Me" or keep her old job. Then one day another man came into her life and took her "Slow Dancing." When he led her up the "Stairway To Heaven" and she found out that it only led to "Heartbreak Hotel" she was really confused. She hurried away from there only to go home and find 1 t• a "Rock n' Roll Love Letter" in her mailbox. Another lonely "Saturday Night" passed and she sat alone. Finally she threw up her arms and said "Que Sera , Sera". I want to help her but what can I do? 'Devil Woman' and the 'Dancing Queen' • Dear D.W. and D.Q. • Well, if this Hard Luck Woman" is your "Best Friend" I suggest you "Shake Your Bootie" and get to work. Unless she wants this problem to go "On and On," you had better tell her to get out of the "Life in the Fast Lane" and choose between her lovers. Dear Annie: Here I sit trying to deter- mine my presence in this freezing cold bungalow of a room. I asked my mom if I could commit suicide and she wouldn't let me. So now I'll either get stoned or polluted (drunk). Annie, I'm so depressed. What am I going to do? It's storming like a b---- - out, the roads are plugged and even if I step outside the door I'll get lost. My problem is that I don't get out enough; therefore I have no social life and this weekend I planned one wing - ding of riots. Now there's this storm and I felt like cruising or touring all over town. Now **.********** NOW PLAYING UNTIL .. SATURDAY, DECEMBER 17 "H A4 S „ COMING 'Sr COMING WEEK OF MONDAY, DEC. 19 * * * * * * * * * "Blue Maxx"* -4( ELM HAVEN MOTOR HOTEL CLINTON I'm not going anywhere, except back and forth to the bathroom. I don't want to be caught unexpected like this again, so could you please give me a piece of your t;nind with a piece of the action. Little Lady Ready for Anything P.S. Try to help me Annie before I'm too old to get it. Dear Little Lady etc.: Get a snowmobile. Dear Worried Mother Hen: I'm sorry I didn't get to print your lurid letter, but I have already cleared my views concerning this issue, check previous Chronicles. Please, no more letters about the kissing in the halls issue. Annie Slanders Your horrorscope Well this week you're going to enjoy this. This time it's supposed to tell you what you look like, so, have a good laugh. ARIES: Generally you are slender " or have an ex- ceptionally, well developed figure. You also may have a long, scrawny neck, a broad forehead, and a narrow chin. Your nose is apt to be prominent and your eyes are often piercing. You are supposed to have bushy eyebrows and your hair is red to black. Your complexion is dark or ruddy. Your height ranges from medium to tall. TAURUS: You have a full neck and a rather well filled out body. Your face is sup- posed to be round, your mouth full and cheeks or chin dimpled. Your height ranges from short to medium. Your complexion is dark or very light, your hair is curly and abundant, GEMINI: You're stature is tall and your body well proportioned. You generally have long ,limbs and slender hands. Your eyes tend to be quite round, your nose lengthy, and your mouth wide. Your complexion tends to be reddish and spotted. Your hair is brown or dark and straight. Your eyes tend to be gray or hazel. CANCER : Your colour is usually fair. Your hair tends to be brown. Your eyes are usually gray, small and deepset. Your height is usually short and you tend to be stout also. You have small hands and feet. You have a very turned up nose. LEO: You are usually short and slender and thin through the hips and thighs. Your face is quite oval and your com- plexion is ruddy. The hair ranges from dark to yellow and tends to curl. Large goggle eyes are found on these people., usually sually you are of average height and prone to stoutness. You have a roundish face with a wide forehead. The eyebrows tend to be bushy and square. Your nose is long and so is your upper lip. LIBRA: You have an elegant figure. You generally have an oval face with well defined features. Colouring ranges from dark to very light. Your brows tend to be symmetrical. You are usually very beautiful during youth, but develop bad complexion or colour in later years. You generally have high cheek bones and your teeth and nails ate apt to be ex- ceptionallyfine. SCORPIO: Your com- plexion is usually dark. Your hair is apt to be curly or Vanastra Centre TEMPORARILY OPEN Hall - from Sat. Dec. 17 to Sat. Dec. 31st. Pool - from Mon. Dec. 19 to Thurs. Dec. 22 and Tues. Dec. 27 to Fri. Dec. 30/77 We will be closed for fire repair part of January 1978. Watch the paper for further information. MERRY CNRISTM IS from Our Staff waved: Your forehead is low and your eyebrows bushy. The eyes are almost glit- tering and have a sort of Egyptian eyelid (an exaggerated droop at the extreme outer corners). Nose is aquiline with heavy or rounded nostrils. The face is squared and the lips are unusually full. SAGGITARIUS: Your height is generally tall and you are prone to long legs and arms. You have an oval•face and round clear eyes. Your forehead is high or back - sloping. Your body may be undersized. Your coloring runs from blond to brown. CAPRICORN: You are usually slender and also have a well formed body. You have a narrow jaw and your face tends to be rounded with high cheek bones. Your eyes are usually small and frequently give a false impression. Your colouring ranges to darrk'artd changes to gray early. AQUARIUS : Your face is long and square and has delicate features. You are usually of medium height with a tendency to gain weight. Your eyes tend to be light. Bad teeth are a mark of this sign. The lips often give the shape of cupid's bow. PISCES: You are usually of medium height. You usually handle your figure poorly and this gives the impression that you are lazy and unclean. Your eyes tend to be very full and your mouth big. Your colouring tends to be brown or black. The eyes are sometimes watery and lack luster. If any of you are interested, a good book on this is "Astrology, how and why it works" by Marc Edmund Jones. It's really fantastic, especially on this subject. Smile Judge: "I'll -just fine you $10 this time, but if it happens again tomorrow, I'll throw you in jail." Offender: "I get it, Your Honor. Fine today, cooler tomorrow." secondary school news CLINTON NEWS -RECORD, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 15, 1977—PAGE 19 Basketball team, suffer losses Junior Recently in a game against Listowel on December 1, the junior Redmen lost with a score of 82-23. Claude Daw How Santa does it with mathematics Santa must. deliver presents to everyone inthe world and that numbers four billion. Santa has a certain amount of time in which he must deliver all presents. Generally, Santa can safely deliver between midnight and 6 am, leaving hind with six hours to work with. WAIT! Thatis;anobal'i. -.,..- .- -r.. There are such things as time . zones that actually make different hours in. different parts of the world. Now Santa stays at a time zone from midnight to 1 am giving him an hour for each time zone. After he has finished at one time zone, he goes to the adjacent west time zone where it will have just turned midnight. In the 24th and final time zone, he has from midnight to 6 am. Adding these six hours to the other 23 hours spent in the other zones, we have a total of 29 hours. (If you're thinking about Newfoundland _ time zones, let me say here that it is sandwiched between two other time zones. Santa must take time from either or both of the zones to go into Newfoundland, so Newfoundland just uses time from the other basic time zones rather than gives an extra half hour to the total time.) We now find that Santa must deliver to four billion people in 29 hours. Therefore Jolly Old Saint Nick- must serve 137,931,034 and 14-29 people each hour (the 14-29 may either be resolved by raising the number to the next whole number on some hours or we could have he Church RESTAURANT Hours 12:00-2:00 p.m. and 5:00 p.m. onward Closed Mondays Cy* Corner Waterloo/Brunswick Sts., Stratford Reservations 273-3424 Licenced by L.L. B.O. "... would do credit to any city In the world ..." Sunday Telegraph, London, England "If you live in Kitchener or London, you should make it a point to visit The Church during the winter," Where to Eat in Canada, 1977-78 The Church Special Winter Dinner Menu 3 complete courses and coffee $7.50 per person $3.25 children Sunday (8runch Relax with tour family and friends Sunday Evening Buffet Featuring Roast Beef $5.75 2.25 per person children $7.75/ 3.25 p'e('person Children Live Lobster and Fresh Fish are flown in from Nova Scotia (yes, really fresh). Lobsters for "take-out" available. Please telephone your order in advance. Christmas parties up to 140 persons; call for details of special prices. missed by 15 people). Further, we find that Santa serves 2,298,850 and 50-87 people every minute, which means that Santa must cover Toronto and vicinity in a minute (and to think that it takes 40 minutes to get to the • international airport from !i'owntown if all the freeways V'ere cleared.) ' 14ow figuring into seconds, Saint Nick has 38,314 and 46- 261 men, women and children to do each second (now that should get$tratford looking!) Now that we have seen the facts behind this annual splurge, we find that .the job get into the christmas spirit... of the Jolly Man is laden with great difficulties. If there is an average of 2.5 children per family (or 4.5 people adding the parents) then we have an average of 8,514 and 614-2,349 households to look after each second. That's a lot of. chimneys to go down , and insult is added on to, com- plication since a great many houses do not have chimneys. So you see, if you believe in Santa Claus, you're going to have to believe that Santa has to finish New York in three minutes. What's he going to do when the population hits six billion in the year 2000?? you're invited to a special CHRISTMAS CONCERT THIS SATURDAY NIGHT, DEC. 17g starting at 7:30 p.m., at CLINTON PUBLIC SCHOOL It's going to 11e your g average wonderful gi old-fashioned Christmas Concert. g A swell time will be g had by all. Plan to g attend. was the high scorer with nine ' points. The next game is scheduled for January 10. Midgets Last Wednesday the Midgets lost their second game of the season to Listowel, 49 - 26. The team played well but were at a disadvantage in the size department. Jim 9,000* Readers can't be wrong READ THE NEWS -RECORD *Biked on 3.0 readers per copy McClure was the high scorer for the CHSS team. Seniors The seniors lost their first home game last Wednesday 76 - 54 to Listowel. The team played well tiut were unable to close the 20 point gap. Richard Carter again led the team in the scoring department. Music By '•way DeWolfe" at HURON FISH & GAME Everyone Welcome FRIDAY -DEC. 16 - 9-1 A.M. '2.00 PER PERSON SATURDAY -DEC. 17 - Fowl Supper - 6-8 P4M. '6.00 COUPLE Dancing 9-1 a.m. '6.'00 COUPLE EVERYONE WELCOME WeekEnd Entertainment Fri. & Sat., Dec. 16th & 17th "The C�valiers" * Dinner Reservations .accepted 'till 8:30 p.m. * No Cover Charge for this Great Entertainment, come in and dine in our relaxing atmosphere. * Sorry we cannot accept reservations for enter- tainment, first come, first served basis. TREAT YOURSELF AND YOUR FRIENDS...FOR'YOUR CONVENIENCE OUR HOT BUFFET IS SERVED THURS. & FRI. 12 NOON - 2 P.M. Come as you are We are open 11:30 a.m. til 1 a.m.Mon. thru Sat. and Sunday 11:30 a.m. to 10 p.m. (-' y Candlelight Restaurant & Tavern Licensed under L.C.B.O,.. BAYFIELD RD., GODERICH 5247711 • nk), try tik M{l AB :XAN: i Uv 1! f '.M%. (1,n�1 sei by .Nan.fn Nrr.•�. A WAre4f , +,1MUNic rvtxvs' 'n1PAN, STARTS SUNDAY DEC. 18-20 SUN-TUES. ONE SHOWING 8 P.M. The story of a young, English footman who served the Lady Booby �► but loved the little Fanny. �A�MIr rAN ESTgCTEO I8 Y[AR 'O •ERsolrs S 0/ AG8 O, Ov1R STARTS WEDNESDAY DEC. 21-23 There will be a Silver Collection at the door --- all proceeds to Muscular Dystrophy Fund. O 1977 Warner Bros Inc iron Warn. eros CD A Wm., Conmumn,on, COMM COMING SOON' 6 DAY: STARTS_26 DEC. "it's true. People have trouble Irelinembering'My Words. Moses had such a bad memory 1 had to give him tablets." 004 • • 30Tii1 SWAM Progra r ZONE 524 181 1 subject to change E2CnNtJI'CIbNE r GODERICH Ai • 0410.00000041001