Clinton News-Record, 1977-11-03, Page 21•
(1) central huron chronicle
Philip street, editor
' Big Brother is watching
As promised, Big Brother is
now printing all of your well
kept (ha.ha) secrets.
Since Big Brother can tap
any movement made by
anyone who is related in the
slightest to the school (even if
• alp are the aunt of an uncle
Whose brother's sister'`s
cousin twice removed knew
someone who once lived
beside the school), you are
still under the watchful eye of
Big Brother.
One of the hottest flashes
sent to .me in my office (under
the green house) is the fact
that of S.D. has been at it
again. It has been reported
that on Thursday Oct. 27, he
was trying to pick up a girl.
When asked, my informer
C.W. said that the only line he
could use was" want some
action?" When asked what
her response was, she said "I
offered him some lessons
after the dance".
Not only has the student
body fallen prey to Big
Brother. Mr. B. while walking
down the hall scratching and
sniffing in his usual manner
allowed his wandering hand
to accidentally (ha, ha) hit
the lower extremity of Mr.
R's body. The only response
derived from these gaieties
was a smirking smile on Mr.
R's face.
It has been said that there
is a new member in the Fan
Club. However during the
initiation rights, performed
on Halloween, someone
became carried away and
changed the new member
into a four legged, jet black
cat. If anyone sees this cat
they are asked to send him to
room 201 so that they can
change him back.
The other day while deeply
involved in the mockery of
the junior basketball players
follies, G.H. became so
overjoyed when S.P. sank a
basket, that he jumped
straight up in the air. On the
way down, however, he
missed the bleacher and
travelled on through to the
floor. Looking very em-
barrassed, he pulled himself
up and moved to the floor
where he couldn't hurt
himself.
L.M. was seen "lighting
up" in front of the stage at a
recent assembly, causing
some of the more exuberant
Gr. 13 guys to burst into song.
What a "turn -on" eh, L?
One last word of juice:
M.B. doesn't get along with
women. Remember, BIG
BROTHER IS WATCHING
YOU!
41bSchool sports round -up
Junior. Football
The Junior Redmen won
their football game against
Wingham everywhere but on
the scoreboard.
* The offensive unit played
better than its Wingham
counterpart, and the defence
held the Wingham offense to
very little yardage.
One defensive lapse on the
opening kickoff allowed
Wingham to return the ball 70
yards for its only score. After
that, they never threatened at
all.
By contrast we moved the
15all successfully but were
stopped on two occasions at
the Wingham one yard line.
Despite the 6-1 loss and a 0-6
record for the season, the
boys displayed real character
and a truly competitive spirit.
Basketball
Last Thursday, October 27,
Central Huron's senior girls
basketball team defeated
South Huron 32-30 in an ex-
citing game at Clinton.
The game was very close;
the winning basket was
scored by Gayle Cunningham
with three seconds left in' the
game. High scorer for Clinton
was Chris McNall with 11
points.
Also on Thursday, the
junior girls lost to South
iHuron 31-29.
Football
In their last game of the
season on Tuesday Nov. 1st,
the junior Redmen lost to
Stratford ,Northwestern 35-6.
Dan McClure scored Clinton's
unconverted touchdown.
The Senior Redmen lost
their last contest of the
season 15-6 to Stratford
Northwestern on Nov. 1.
Stratford led 6-0 for most of
the game: Peter Demaline
scored a touchdown in .the
third quarter to tie it 6-6.
,Stratford scored the winning
point by catching Clinton in
their end zone in the fourth
quarter.
They then added a touch-
down and two point con-
version.
The Chronicle
"congratulates both senior
and junior teams for a fine
effort this season.
CHSS team reaches top
On Wednesday, Oct. 26,
Central Huron's Reach For
the Top team went to
Wingham to compete in the
local television competition.
The team, consisting of Ian
Gibb, Sandy Marshall, Bill
Murphy, Philip Street, and
alternate Glenna Ellis, won
two matches, defeating
Arthur Secondary School 130-
110
30-
110 and Galt Collegiate
Institute 230-120.
The games will be televised
on CKNX-TV this winter.
CHSS's team will return for
further competition next
spring.
The Chronicle expands
By Rick Brown
The Chronicle Monthly has
been out since Monday. It is
an eight page tab newspaper.
The paper is loaded with
news, sports, pictures and
stories.
For "a mere 25c, the
Chronicle can be bought at
lunch hours outside the
cafeteria, in the Nutshell or
up town at the C and E Hobby
THE GODERICH CONCERT CHOIR
IS LOOKING FOR MORE SINGING TALENT
- particularly men. We are a mixed choir and practice every
Wednesday at 8 p.m. at
VICTORIA PUBLIC SCHOOL (MUSIC ROOM) GODERICH
If you have a singing ability and want a challenge, come join
us.
For Information call
524-8631
Joseph B. Herdman
Director
Jilin Mulhern
Public Relations
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Answer to `Relativity
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Mr. G. Russell.
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CLINTON NEWS -RECORD, THUR.SDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 1977—PAGE 21
From Hemlock Sholmes files
.. • as told to
Kathy Phillips
(After a meritorious career
as'a well-known private eye,
Detective Sholmes challenges
you to deduce which member
of the CHSS faculty is the
culprit in some of his most
memorable cases.)
The Case of the
RELATIVITY RIPOFF
I was awakened from a
blissful sleep early one
morning while on vacation in
Bayfield, by the dreadful ring
of a telephone. After locating
the telephone in the dark
recesses of a drawer in my
night -table, I answered it only
to find that the caller had
hung up.
However, it rang again ten
minutes later and I was
greeted by a woman in a state
of panic. We arranged to
meet later that day.
My assistant and dear
friend Whatzit accompanied
me to the CHSS library where
the caller, Miss Stonehill, was
librarian. She explained that
she had been helping a year
five student with some data
for a physics assignment
when she discovered that the
library's only copy of Ein-
stein's Special Theory of
Relativity was gone. It had
never been signed out in the
five years it had been there.
Thorough examination of
the vicinity of the top shelf
where the book had been
housed revealed a screw from
the villain's spectacles
(probably heavy -rimmed); a
computer program card and
a leaf from the book "The Art
of Putting People on the
Spot".
Whatzit and I questioned all
Workshops held for teachers
Friday, October 28 was a
Professional Development
Day for the 370 Elementary
Teachers of Huron County.
The events for the day were
planned by the Ontario Public
School Teachers of Ontario
and the Federation of Women
Teachers of Ontario. The
events included workshops
which were chosen so that
teachers, by means of a visit,
could make plans for future
field trips and also become
more knowledgeable about
the county.
The visits included trips to
the 'Board of Education
Offices in Clinton, .the
Bluewater Centre, the
Physics 550 students and He confessed immediately,
found that none of them ha44 aaying that he was so
heard of the book or had any engrossed by the work that he
desire to read it. At Whatzit's Left the library without
suggestion, we questioned the signing it out.
members of the math Who was the culprit?
department, but 'came up
with nothing.
Unusual, however, was the
absence that day of our
primary suspect, who is not
known for turning his back
upon his classes.
Cleverly disguising myself
as a student, I attended one of
his classes the next day. His
animated manner of
delivering a lesson made it
difficult to envision him as a
thief, but finally I confronted
him with the damaging
evidence.
Just ask Annie!
There were no letters this
week. I know that you have
problems, but I can't, help you
unless you tell me about
them,
Put your desperate pleas
for help (or your smug letters
of comment) in the box in the
library.
by Mary Merner
The Foresters Lodge held a
successful Hallowe'en Dance
on Friday evening October
28th with music being
provided by "Country". A
good time was had by all.
Party
The youth committee of
Court Constantine L1842
entertained the children of
the neighbourhood on
Saturday . evening October
29th in the hall.
Over 80 children and some
mothers attended. The
evening was opened with the
judging of the costumes by
Frank and Mary Riley. The
winners were: pre-school,
first, Shane Taylor;- second,
Michael Merner; third,
Jennifer Southgate; kin-
dergarten, grade 1 and 2 --
Sharon Ros, Bradley Millson,
Family and Children's Michael Preszcator; grade 3,
Services offices, the Pollution 4 and 5 - Lisa Hornick, Steven
Control Centre' in Goderich, Bos, Elizabeth Lawson;
Champion Road Machinery grade 6 and up - Bill Millson,
Company, Huron County Steve Riley, Sandra Hunt;
Pioneer Museum, the Huron funniest costumes for all ages
Historic, Jail, Huron County -. Tim Riley, Debbie Presz-
Council, CKNX in Wingham, cator, Donny Sparks.
the Goderich Signal -Star and A candy scramble was held
the Vanastra Recreation for all ages with bobbing for
Centre. apples for the older ones. Jim
Jameison showed two films
after which lunch of hot dogs
and Kool Aid were served.
Thanks to Frank and Mary
Riley and Jim Jameison for
their help.
News of the Brucefield area
by Mrs. H.F. Berry
Mrs. Wesley Ham of
Huntsville and his mother,
Mrs. A. Ham, and Miss M.E.
Swan spent a pleasant 10 -day
vacation in Florida recently.
Mr. . and Mrs. Fred
McGregor and Karen of
Woodstock spent the weekend
in Brucefield and .Seaforth
and also attended an-
niversary services.
Mr. and Mrs. Glen.
McKnight of Exeter visited
Teachers holdfail
banquet in Holmesville
The fall banquet of the
Federated Women Teachers
Associations of Ontario %vas
held on Wednesday. October
26 at the White Carnation in
Holmesville.
A welcome was' extended to
all present by the President of
the Huron Association, Carol
Simons. After a delicious
dinner, there was a sing song
led by Ruth Shaddick and
Marjorie Freeman. of
Goderich.
Greetings from the ad-
ministration came from
Robert» Allan and Shirley
Hazlitt,who spoke on behalf of
.the Board and • Lillian
Thompson, Federation
Director brought words from
Toronto.
Marjorie Freeman in-
troduced the guest speaker
Dan Mansell, Regional' Parks
Superintendent of the
Ministry of Natural
Resources, Wingham. He
spoke on land use ethics. He
was thanked by Susan Braid.
After the business part of
the meeting was over, nine
teachers new to the
profession were inducted by
Lillian Thompson, director.
Smile
Alexander Graham Bell
gave us the telephone.
Teenagers took him one step
further: they gave us the
busy signal.
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with Mr. and Mrs. Willima
Pepper last week.
-Mr. Bradley Hargreaves
spent a few days with his
parents, recovering from a
tooth infection.
Rev. M. • Destask of
Toronto, guest speaker at the
anniversary service, spent
the weekend with Rev. E.S.
Stephens, Mrs., Stephens and
family.
Little Jennifer Hargreaves
is a patient in the Children's
Hospital in London, suffering
from a skin infection.
Mr. and Mrs. Webster
McNaughton of Toronto were
visitors . with Mrs.
McNaughton's sister, Mrs.
Mary Haugh and family on
Hay names
new clerk
Joan Ducharme, R.R. 2
Zurich, has been appointed
.clerk -treasurer for the
township of Hay.
Mrs. Ducharme who has
worked for the township for
the past nine years replaces
Wayne Horner, who has
accepted a position with the
community of St. Paul,
Alberta as clerk -
administrator.
Mrs. Ducharme com-
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menced her new duties on
November 3.
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Sunday.
Friends of Mrs. Haugh
were pleased to see her at
church after her long illness.
Mrs. Wm. "Scott attended
the funeral of her sister-in-
law, the late Mrs. Wm.
Forrest on Saturday in"
Seaforth.
Mr. Lawrence Elliott of
Toronto and Mr. Gordon
Elliott of London visited with
relatives and friends in
Clinton and Brucefield on
Saturday. Gordon Elliott
attended the funeral of the
late Clarence Ball of Clinton
on Saturday.
Mr. and Mrs. Larry Sillery
of Goderich visited on Sunday
with their parents, Mr. and
Mrs. E. Sillery and Mrs.
Clarke.
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The Family of
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Invite you to
OPEN HOUSE
In honour of their
SOth ANNIVERSARY
on
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 6
2-4 p.m.
Kippen St. Andrews
Church
Kippen, Ontario
Best wishes only.
43, 44
Roy and Freida
Scotchmer
invite relatives, neighbours, s
and friends to an
OPEN HOUSE 1
at the Bayfield . 1
United Church
NOVEMBER 6, 1977
2 P.M. - 5 P.M. tt3
to celebrate their
50TH WEDDING ./
ANNIVERSARY
Rest Wishes only, please
Social notes
Sunday visitors with Mr.
and Mrs. Frank Riley were
Mrs. Irene Grimoldby of
Seaforth and Mr. and Mrs.
Doug Riley, Kim, and Greg of
Winthrop.
Mr. and Mrs. Jim Thom-
pson and Leisa of Colborne
Township visited over the
weekend with his pares,
Mr. and Mrs. John Thomp-
son, Sharon and Bob.
Ladies night will be held on
November 7th at the
Foresters Hall.
Mr. and Mrs. George
McIlwain, Lynne and Steven
and Joanne Malcolm of
Stratford visited on Sunday
afternoon with Mrs. George
Mcllwain.
Mr. and Mrs. Ron Herman
of Stratford were Sunday
visitors with Mr. and Mrs.
Paul Stevenson, David,
Darren and Luanne.
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