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HomeMy WebLinkAboutClinton News-Record, 1977-08-18, Page 4PAGE 4—CLINTON NEWS -RECORD, THURSDAY, AUGUST 18, 1977 • t WE..... ink A better chance Lottery addicts take heart. Here is a new lottery plan where you pre guaranteed to win at least $250 once a year, suggests the editor of The Renfrew Mercury. However i.t involves stopping spending money on any other lotteries. 1; The day before -each of the Wintario,, Provincial or Loto Canada. draw. just deposit the value of two tickets in a special bank account.. Wi.t.h 26 W3'nta.rio, 12 Provincial and four Loto Canada draws the total after a year will be $252. And to make the winr`ings even bigger, you will be paid interest on the money. Of course, there isn't any chance of winning a million dollars, but then the chances of winning a million on the lotteries is so small as to be worthless anyway. The truth about the lotteries is that from 4p to 50 percent of the money goes into prizes. That means that of your $252 entered, only from $100 to $126 is paid back in prizes.. So .that means that, after ,levelling out the odds, ypu could make twice as. much money by putting the ticket - money into the.,bank. And then at Christmas or whatever time you decide to take the cash out, you will have a nice total of winnings on hand instead of cursing that you didn't win. Booze and business, While some members of the liquor fraternity appear to advocate moderation in drinking, others blatantly reveal the industry's true motivation. They want Canadians to drink more. They've given up those subtle. visual advertising hints that you can't enjoy life without a drink. .They've begun stating that alcohol is essential. Jonnie Walker has offered whisky as an escape from life's pressures. An ad, showing a glass filled with ice cubes read: "The road to success is paved with rocks. Let us smooth ;them for you." J As an editorial in the "Mennonite Brethren ' Herald", commented: "Anyone acquainted with the incidence of alcoholism among 'successful' business executh/es can only read that ad as a cynical joke." The Martini and Rossi people said: "How to succeed in business without really trying." The ad described their vermouth as "the world's most beautiful drink" with "a taste that can put almost anybody in the right, frame of mind. So if you want to be a ,success in business just remember this one important word: Martini." Considering the damage already done to Canadian society by an' ever- increasing consumption of beverage alcohol, this kind of advertising, can only be called irresponsible and harm- ful. Sugar and Spice/By Bill Smiler Yarns of the past I'm engaged in writing a few yarns for Airforce, the official magazine of the RCAF Association. Naturally, this has brought back_a lot of memories, some a bit grim, some pretty hilarious. As the old mind's eye wandered back, something- hit me like a cold douche. Not that`I've ever taken a cold douche. ,Whey were we so keen to get killed? In this age of dropouts, draft dodgers and , deserters, it seems incredible that' " thousands of young Canadian males,,back • in the Forties, were almost frantic to get intopthe air force, into air crew, and into a squadron, where the chances were. ex- cellent they'd be dead within a couple of months. From the point of view of common sense, reason, logic, it was not, any brighter than the Children's Crusade of the Middle Ages.. Why? Certainly we had no death wish. We had no deep urge to immate ourselves in the breath of the war dragon. We weren't even running to the battlements to protect our homes,. our wives and children. Most of us were in school, or just recently out., and didn't have none •of them there things. Oh, we knew we had to "Stop thet bawstawd Hitlah ! " as Churchill oncetold us on an airfield in Normandy. We knew rather vaguely that we were defending democracy and unemployment against the monsters of -totalitarianism and full em- ployment, although it was a bit puzzling that totalitarian Russia was on our side. We knew Joining up was the thing to do, that most of our friends were doing it, that a fellow looked pretty fine in a uniform, that the girls were impressed and the hitch- hiking easier. But why the air force? And why air crew, where the dice were loaded so heavily? Did we avoid the army because we didn't want to be exposed to the rude and licen- tious soldiery and get all dirty and grimy in action? Or the navy because we preferred a fiery grave to a watery one? I just don't know, but most of my friends, and most of their friends, chose the air force, and were dead keen on getting into air crew. Within a bare few years, most of them were a lot less keen,'and many were a lot more dead. As I recall, it was a real downer for those who failed the tough medical test Mr air• crew. Once chosen, you were filled with. ,despair if you were going for pilot and had to settle for bomb-aimer, just because you were a little cross-eyed. G, Once in training, it was a shattering experience to be "washed out" of air crew merely because you had badly bent up one of His Majesty's aircraft by trying to lapd at 40 feet up, or"ha-d'wound up 300 miles off course on a cross-country training flight. It was devastating if you wanted to be a fighter pilot and were shipped off to lum- bering old bombers. I have friends who still bear a deep scar on the psyche because .they were made flying -instructors and spent the rest of the war in Canada. This despite the fact they were chosen as instructors because they were far better pilots than the rest of us. This despite ,the fact that many of the pilots they trained were dead, dead, in no time. None of this was any consolation. They still feel they 'missed, something irrecoverable. Well I know what they missed. They missed the stupidity of senior officers who didn't know whether they were punched or bored. They missed long, deadly dull periods of training, and short, intense moments of sheer terror. They missed being shot at, physically, by. perfect strangers, and shot down, verbally, by people on -their own. side. They missed the utter blind confusion of the amateurs in charge of the war. Migawd, those idiots lost an entire wing of Typhoons for a full week. Nobody, least of all Intelligence, had a clue where it was. I air -hitched all over southern England and northern France before I found the blasted thing, all on my own. • - Let's see, have I left anything out? Well maybe I have. First I'll take that back about stupid senior officers. There were plenty of those in Canada, too, so you didn't miss that. Perhaps you missed the joy of climbing out of your aircraft after an operation, lighting a cigarette, and talking a wild blue streak of relief and let -down. I .guess you missed the glory of heading. off for a week's leave in a strange country,' loaded with lust, a month's pay in your pocket, and the secret sweetness in your head of knowing that nobody would be shooting at you for seven days. And you did, I must, admit, miss the girls. Not all of those fumblings in the blackout were;frustrating.. But I still say we were all crazy to volunteer, and even vie' to be killed. Must write attpaper on that some day. "My girl friend would be safe — she's built like a .. . Odds 'n' ends - by Elaine Townshend Notable quotes Actor Tony Randaliwon an Emmy for his role in TV's "Odd Couple" in the same year in which the show was can- celled. His acceptance speech was the shortest of the evening. Soberly he quipped, "I'm really glad I won. Now,. if I only had a job." On Dinah Shore's television talk show, David Frost admitted, "I'm proud that I am to music. what Noel Coward is to fighting!" Snoopy touched. the hearts of all writers when he complained, "Sometimes a writer spends ' hours searching for the right word.",.Snoopy's right word turned out to be,"the". Take heart, all men with receding hairlines for "Bald in front indicates a thinker; bald in back indicates a lover; bald all, over indicates a thoughtful lover." An appliance salesman stunned a customer, who was returning a faulty TV set, when he explained, "Yes, it was guaranteed for thirty-six months. But July isn't one of them". Are you frustrated when you dial a number only to reach an ,answering service? One business tycoon shouted into the receiver, "I don't care if you are a recording! Stop interrupting me!" An historian observed, "The bathtub was invented in 1850, and the phone in 1975. In 1850, you could've sat in the tub without having the phone ring." A philosopher contributed this gem: "A tactless person is one who says what everyone else is thinking." A political satirist expounded: "Government spending gives you an idea why laws are called bills." Meanwhile, another politician con- sulted his aides, "About their charge that I'm indecisive - do you think I should answer it, or let it go, or answer it in part, or what?" A critic remarked, "Inflation is so bad that it has hit feathers. Even the down is up.,, Looking on the bright side, a doctor reassured his patient, "Congratulations! The high price of butter, meat and eggs cleared up your cholesterol." Women's lib begins at an early age. A Sunday School teacher asked one of the little girls in her class to tell the story of Adam and Eve. The student answered confidently, "First. God made Adam,., What think Members Dear Editor: I am writing to you on behalf of the Blyth Summer Festival. For the first time since our conception, three $ years •aga, we are • able to offer memberships to these who; we hope, ;might be in- ceOS,teCI i ti , g:POO, 6,f sQW_„ growth. • We would like to offer four different • classifications for you to consider; . a general rnembership of $10. a sup- porting , membership of $25. an associate membership of $50. and a patron • mem- bership of $100. or more. All those with memberships would receive advance mailings of our brochure, first choice of tickets, a vote at the annual meeting to help choose the board df directors, an invitation to the annual membership night, a - membership card and a discount on ticket prices: We A would also like to be able to offer an area in the lobby for members to display their own brochures. Both the associate members and the patrons would have their names listed in the program. Being tpart of this com- munity has always been a conscious• aim of the Blyth Summer Festival. We try to produce the type of en- • tertainment that will not only make our business run smoothly, but that which may also be a source of pride for the area. We hope that what has been conceived as a meaningful* attempt to unite a community and a young Canadian theatre troupe will continue to prosper and grow. We also - hope that you might consider us to be worthy of your in- terest, and, exciting enough • for you to be a part of. If you have any questions you would like answered or inquiries to make, or, if you have any suggestions that., might help us in the future please call me at 523-9300 and I, • or any member of our company would be pleased to speak with you. If you would like t? take out a membership' in any of the categories I mentioned, our address is Box 291, Blyth, Ontario , we would be honored to hear from you.. Thank you for. your time. Then, he looked at Adam and thought `I can do better, than that'. So he made Eve." The ushers passed the offertory plates in church one Sunday morning. When the plate reached a little boy in a front pew, he shook his head no and whispered loudly, "I gave at Sunday School". Describing his congregation, one minister conceded, "Some people come to worship God; others come to sleep and nod." In the Pioneer Museum in Goderich, beside a display of antique, coffins and hearses, a tombstone bears this epitaph: "Intime you will follow me". Beside the tombstone leans another sign that advises:, "Following you is not my intent, until I know which way you went." A Chinese youth provided a new translation for ' the three -monkeys' symbol that we label "See no evil. Hear no evil. Speak - no - '. evil.' "It could mean.," the boy conjectured,• "that the one with the hands over eyes is listening, the one with hands over ears is looking and the one with hands over mouth is thinking." From our early files . • • • 10 YEARS AGO • August 17, 1967 The old post office, a landmark in Clinton for more than half a century, is to be demolished by October 1. At a meeting of' town council Monday night, council said the building would be torn down by then in preparation for the erection of • the radar antenna which was presented to the town, marking it the home of radar in North America.' The property surrounding the antenna will be turned into a Centennial Park and will be ,landscaped with flower beds and ,. park benches. Control of one of Clinton's oldest industries changed hands recently. with the appointment of William D. Heintzman, Toronto, as president of Sherlock -Manning Piano Co. Ltd. Mr. Heintzman recently purchased, along with an uncle, George T. Heintzman, controlling interest in the firm for an un- d,,isclosed sum. Heintzman had been a vice president of Heint- zman Piano, .Hanover, until he sold his interest in 1961. Council's hot potato, in the shape of the public works department landed in the lap of deputy reeve George Wonch Monday night, whet') fellow councillors voted him - into the chairmanship of the troubled municipal department. Wonch is the third councillor to, the post within a year. In a prepared statement,to the press Tuesday, Mr. Wonch said, "The public works chairman, committee and employees will do their best at all times for the interests of the taxpayer in the future - only complaints of an emergency nature will be listened to over the phone, or any other place. Complaints other- wise are to be directed by mail to the public works committee via the Town 'Council for action." gia • Member, Ontario Weekly Newspaper Association The Clinton News -Record Is published each ' Thursday at P.O. Box 39, Clinton, Ontario, Canada, NOM ILO. it is registered as second class mall by the post office .under the permit number 0817. The News -Record incorporated In 1924 the Huron News -Record, founded In 1881, and the Clinton New Era, founded in 1885. Total press run 3,100. Clinton \ewsRecor(1 • Member Canadian Community Newspaper Association Display advertising rates available on request. Ask for Date Card No. 7 effective Oct. 1, 111711. General Mpitiager'- J. Howard Aitken Editor -James E. Fitzgerald Advertising Director • Gpry L, Heist News editor - Shelley McPhee Office Manager - Margaret Gibb Circulation - Freda McLeod Accounting - Marlan'WBitMt Subscription Rates: Canada • 112 per year U.S.A.-$15.x! Other -$18 Single Copy - 25e • to • ,25 YEARS AGO August 21, 1952 The fund which is being raised for the installation of an artificial ice plant in the Clinton Lions Arena received a boost of $2,000 from the personnel of RCAF Station, Clinton. The money was donated from the Station Fund, which consists of the profits from canteens, the station theatre, the miniature golf and driving ranges and other enterprises set up for the per- sonnel at no public expense. According to the Clinton Lions Club officials, the drive for their $30,000 objective is progressing in the fact that all the men em - quite favourably although they ployed in the laying down of are ust over the half -way mark. granolithic walks receive $1.50 Commuters along .Queen's per day - not a bad wage for Highway 4 will be pleased to unskilled labor. learn that progress is being The other day a commercial steadily made in the re -surfacing traveller went into one of our project. The highway has livery stables and asked for a received its first coat of blacktop, horse that could driveto Bayfield from Kippen to more than two in 11/2 hours, as he had some miles north of Brucefield. There business to transact and wanted are still a couple to be applied to catch a train when he came and a lot of landscaping to be back. The liveryman thought this done before the project will be was dead easy, as die distance complete. was only 1,1 miles, but gave him, nevertheless, a good driver. He 50 YEARS AGO was more than surprised, an hour August 18, 1927 and a half later, when the man Consideeable fun was taken out drove in, the horse covered with of a watermelon chase at perspiration. Demanding, an Jowett's Grove in Bayfield on explanation, the man said he had Wednesday of last week when asked for a horse that_ could go Miss Vera Kalbfleisch in the keen there and back in that time, while contest, went through a barbed the owner of the horse had un- wire fence. She did not notice that derstood that he only wanted' to the wire was barbed until a quite drive one way in the time deep gash was cut in her scalp, specified. The liveryman which necessitated medical properly charged him double attention, several stitches being price for the hard usage the horse necessary. Miss Kalbfleisch was had. with the Young People's Society Mr. D. Cantelon commences of the Lutheran Church, Zurich, the apple season next week by a who were picnicking in Jowett's shipment of two cars to Wim Grove. After she had received nipeg. Mrs. Fred Pritchard, a medical attention her brother dealer of Liverpool, was here this took her home to Zurich. week; he says the crop is a poor Several Clintonians left by quality all over Ontario, but a motor bus for Niagara Fa.11s last little better in the east than west. Sunday but unfortunately engine trouble developed near Seaforth 100 YEARS A9O so the trip was prevented. August 23;1877 Mr. David Crawford, who has On Thursday afternoon last a been the proprietor of the very heavy storm visited this Graham house for the past three place, and the rain came down in years, has sold his hotel and torrents for about half an hour. business to Mr. Rober.t Lamont. Mr. and Mrs. Crawford and their family are moving to Toronto, Mr. Lamont gets immediate possession. We wish him every success in his new venture. A coat of paint. has greatly improved the appearance of the hand stand. The fall wheat threshing is now in full swing and the threshers report a fine quality of grain and a good yield, from thirty to thirty- five bushels per acre. The cutting of the spring grain is about all done and the very favorable weather will soon enable the farmers to have it all in the barns. This Jubilee year in Canada's history will report a very prosperous condition all over the Dominion. 75 YEARS AGO• August 15, 1902 A new phone will be installed in the Sovereign Bank. This makes 100 phones in use in town. The demand for labor is shown 'and consideration. Sincerely, Kate Trotter, Administrative assistant, Blyth Centre for the Arts During the course of the storm considerable hail fell, some of the stones being an inch in cir- cumference. Fortunately no serious damage was done thereby. • The large number of gypsies who visit Clinton would suggest the opinion that a great many of them must be "on the road." For the past six or seven weeks these ubiquitous beings have regularly visited the town,' and, when possible went away with better horses than they came with, obtained through trading. How they manage to live and•drive the good conveyances they do is, perhaps, known only to them- selves, but those who have any dealings with them, state that they always seem to have lots of money. Gold is reported to have been found in the' vicinity of Bayfield. It will likely be nothing more than reported. By advertisement it will be seen that a new map of the County is soon to be issued. This is something very much needed and we trust its publishers may meet with a ready sale therefore. On Monday the common school of'this place will re -open. During the holidays 'the services for four new teachers have been secured for the Common and one for the High School, who will at once enter upon their duties. Parents and guardians should see to it that their children should be on h.V • on the day of opening, and th, eby avoid any confusion in the arrangement of classes. Animals Dear Editor: This letter is written to heartily commend Elaine, Townsend for her column in. today's paper. Miss . Townsend has said very well what needs to be said in regard to the place of animals, snakes, birds etc. in our world. What a pity that more epople • do not un- derstand "the balance of nature". S9,7many species .of" creatures are in danger of extinction today, we have to really wonder if there will be many left by the year 2000. We can only hope that more people will become aware of the need to preserve our animal life. Mrs. G. Graham, Bayfield Smile Hear about the angry in- chworm? He was told to convert to the metric systems. Imagine hearing of a twenty-five millimetreworm. .Drugs popular with students One quarter of all students in Qntario schools have used cannabis (marijuana or hashish) at least once in the past 12 months, according to a recent study presented to the Huron County board of education Monday.A total of 81$ percent had used alcohol in the same period. The provincial study of alcohol and drug use among Ontario students in 1977, which included Huron County, said 25.1 percent of students in grades 7 to 13 had used cannabis in the last year. The study which involved 104 schools said the users of most drugs used them in- frequently in the previous year. "Tile majority of users of glue, solvents, heroin, speed, psychoactive drugs and illicit drugs reported using them only once or twice. However, use of alcohol„ cannabis and tobacco was much more frequent among users," the report `prepared by the Addiction Research Foun- dation said. Alcohol was drunk at least once a week or more by 17.9 percent of the students, cannabis was used 10 or more times by 11.9 percent of all students. About 16 percent had been drunk and 23 per- cent had had at least five drinks on some occasion in the preceding month. The study found drug use was "significantly and positively" related to age,' with most frequent drug use occuring in the 16 and 17 year old age group. An inverse relationship was found between drug use and grade average. As drug use increased grade average decreased. In the case of cannabis, 12.1 percent of the students with the:-thighest grade average reported use, but 40.2 percent of those with the lowest grades reported cannabis use. Alcohol consumption was also related to grade average with frequent drinkers having lower averages. The report concludes that changes in drug use since 1974 "have probably been small • 4 4 .t •