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The Exeter Times, 1887-2-10, Page 2Th.e Sunbeam's Mission. sr 1. ADO{a JONIS. Long tivae ago, whoa this old world ways you A sunbeam from Cod's li ithouse blttlaclyy;.epreug Out iota's taco, and seexete.!l tbreuah euxt i and ekr 'm For 'menet. things to end ansll gle rl�v It brightened upthe a s' erotic anal nun I. danced ther sunbeams frolics mire It dart e, tt paled within the noon stet's steady glare, ,Slut testing all effects and searohlug round, Sts bolt results in strangest things it fount npain,. It made a digit fond Pt a tees of Transfor'tuin, griefs into prim -Lune 113.111; It formed in chesty mills red eoldeu bare, Transformed rude boats Into illumined ears And made of raiueirops brilliant falling star's. Far out Si; ON it glowed, deep,rich and warn, In heart of spray cost up by wind and storm - Iligh up on mountains teuelied'the pale, dead snow With swift enchantment into wannest glow ; It made of mists st,auge forms with gilded wings ; lo gloomy eaves—where silent darkness chugs -- Its golden Angers searched for hidden things. Bat, bettor still, one day a cloud it suet -- A sombre pall with surface black as And t— And straightway o'er its velvet surface traced., with threads of gold and crimson hitcrlaced, Such grand designs as earth had never known, Such rich effects of color and atone, It seemed a copy of God's very throne. Its darkling fleece turned to molten gold, Its deep recesses—lined end crimson scrolled— Its billowy banks, with marvels richly spread,. Ot priceless genas upon a prieeless bed Of curve and color, joined with matchless grace, Until the awestruck soul could plainly trove }leaven's splendors mirrored on the sky's broad face And so throughout succeeding days and years Sunbeatue love best to glow in falling teats; To change'te mold the chill, swift -falling rain. To forge gold bars in dark abodes of pain, And, finding those in ,gluon, to visit such With kindly light, with magic skill and touch Transforming ills which haunt them overmuch. Then, best of all, when veiled in darkling clouds, Which seem to wrap the world in ebon shrouds, The sunbeams love its blackness to transform To dreamlike beauty, rich and glad and warm ; God's promise in its grandeur glorified, while light from heaven's gold streets, a radiant tide, Sifts through like blessings to its earthly side, And so the heaven -light's richest work appears On darkest clouds, enshrined in hearts of tears ; Love's pattern woven Into lives and years. which washes its base,—e feat of vision of- ever, the deep blue of space so far ovcreanle ten, indeed, accomplished by star -gazers, the roseate tint that one }eight fancy he wore though I had; never done it to my complete eti11 on berth. eatistaetion before. I As I looked about me I saw many mon, 1 was int greased with the idea that if T women, and children. They were in no re- l a you describe could bo combined with ever made au original .discovery in regard spect dissiuuler, en far as I can see, to the Merely lntnien faculties is more than our t Mars,i would en. that evening, and I men, women, and ohndron of the Earth, Philosophers have ever dared to dream," 1 t { believed that I should do it. 'I trembled save for something almost childlike in the said. "And yet who shall say, after all, victual careers on this planet. Each of us foresees the course of his Own life, butsot. that of other lives, except so far as they are invelved with Ida." "That moll a power With ; mingled exultation antianxiety,itntiwas untroubled serenity of their faces, ne- abli ged to pause to recover nfy self-control. farrowed as they were by any trace of Finally, I placed my eye to the eye - pickle, care,, of fear, or of anxiety, This extraor- nd directed my ase fit orf the portion of Binary outhfuluess of aspect made ib 4lifli- a t Y S p �' that it is not in mercy tlsat God has denied it to us ? If it is a lfappiitess, as it must be, to foresee one's happiness, it must be most depressing to foresee one's sorrow, failures, the planet in which I was s eoially interest• cult, indeed, save by careful scrutiny, to yea, and even one death, 1! or if you fore- p t i the 'on. from the t t•ddle•a ed see :our lives to the end you must andel- absorbed My attention soon became fixed and � disttn� i sh tl young fi n l �• g your , absorbed niuoh beyoud my wont, when ob- niaturtty from advanced years, Time seem- Bate the hour and mariner of your �death,,--. serving, and that itnpliecl no ordinary de- ed to Have no tooth ou Mars, is it not so ?' ' Most assuredly, was the gree et abstraction, To all mental intents I was gazing about me, admiring the reply. a Living would be a very precarious b faculty, o •intson-li rbted world,and these eo.>lo who business, were we uninformed or its limit, aud purposes I was on Mars. Every �, t g P 1 , everysusceptibility of sense and intellect, appeared to held happiness by a tenure so Your ignorance of the time of your death gradually pass lute these and much firmer than men's when I heard the impresses tis its one cif the saddest features seemed btaduatly to i eeye, beoouie concentrated in the act of gazing. ' words, " You are welcome," aud, turning, of your condition." "And by us," I an - Every atom of nerve and will power own- saw that I had been accosted by a man with t swered," pit is field to be one of the most biped in the strain to see a little, and yet a the stature and bearing of middle age, meroiful, "Foreknowledge of your death little, clearer, farther, deeper. though his countenance, like the other ��ii on the bed fats which had noted wonderfully eom- Tlie noxa thin I knew 1 was h e f y gthe observing- bi ted the strewth of a man's with the sn- that stood in a ooriiar ofi g ere'd room, half raised on an elbow, and gazing ity of a child's. I thanked him and said, , intently at the door. It was broad daylight. 1" You do not seem surprised to see me, Half a dozen men, including several of the though I certainly am to find myself here." professors and a doctor from the village, "Assuredly uot," he answered. " I knew, were around me, Some were trying to of course, that I was to meet you to -day. may ane lie down, others were asking me And not onI' only that, but atfy I ani al ' what I wanted, while the doctor was urging ready ie. a sense acquainted with you 1 ate to drink some whiskey, Mechanically through a mutual friend, Professor Edgerly•) spelling their offices, I pointed to the door He was here last month, and I met him a and ejaculated, "President Byxbee—tom- that tune. We talked of you and your in I ing," giving expression to the one idea which terest iu our planet. I told him 1 expected my dazed mind at that inoment contained. you." "Edgerly 1' I exclaimed. "It it And sure enough, even as I spoke the door strange that he has said [nothing of this tt opened, and the venerable head of the col- me, I meet hint every day." But I Wit,, I lege, somewhat blown with climbing the reminded that it was in a dream that Edged steep stairway, stood on the threshold. ly, like myself, had visited Mars, and of With -a sensation of prodigious relief, 1 fell awaking had recalled nothing of his exper back on my pillow. ence, just as I should recall nothing of ming' It appeared that I had swooned while in When will m$n learn to interrogate tit• the observing -chair, the night before, and dream soul of the marvels it sees in its wanj I had been found by the janitor in the morn- derings? Then he will no longer need t7 ing, my head fallen forward on the teles- improve his telesoops to find out the secret co d, rigid, pulseless, and apparently dead, Earth in the same manner ? In a con le of days I was sill right again, companion. "certainly," cope, as if still observing, but my body of the universe " Do your �eop ae visit th 1 ' asked m 1 he replied The Bldman s YOrld, and should soon have forgotten the epi- ," but these we find no one able to recogniz sode but for a very interesting conjecture us aud converse with us as I am conversin which had suggested itself in connection with you, although myself in the wakinj The narrative to which this note is intro- with it. This was nothing less than that, state, You, as yet, lack the knowledge Nal ductory was found among the papers of the while I lay in that swoon, I was in a con- possess of the spiritual side of the hums' late Professor S. Erastus Larrabee, and, as soious state outside and independent of the nature which we share with you." "Thi an acquaintance of the gentleman to whom body, and in that state received impressions knowledge must have euabled you to lear they were bequeathed, I was requested to and exercised perceptive powers. For this much more of the Earth than we know prepare it for publication. This turned out extraordinary theory I had no other evidence you," I said. "Indeed it has," he replie a very easy task, for the document proved than the fact of my knowlege in the mo- " From visitors such as you, of whom T of so extraordinary a character that, if pub- ment of awaking that President Byxbee was entertain a concourse constantly, we ha c anae. appears thate professor cue was, itseems me unmistakable m f , your manners, would not, indeed, prevent your dying once, continued my companion, but it would deliver you from the thousand deaths you suffer through the uncertainty whether you can safely count on the passing day. It is not the death you die, but these many deaths you do not die, which shadow your existence. (TO E CONTI.NNUED,) fished at all, it should obviously be without coming up the stairs. But slight as this acquired familiarity with your civilized It th f did 1 d to o your and even y really, at one time in his life, have an at-, its significance. That knowledge was cer- literature and languages. Have you Ct tack of vertigo, or something of the sort, taiuly on my mind on the instant of arousing noticed that I am talking with you in Edg- under circumstances similar to those des- from the swoon. It certainly could not lish, which is certainly not a tongue indi- cribed by him, and to that extent his mama- have been there before I fell into the swoon. genous to this planet?" "Among so many tive may be founded on fact. How soon it I must therefore have gained it in the mean- wonders I scarcely observed that," I an - shifts from that foundation, or whether it time ; that is to say, 1 must have been in a swered. "For ages," pursued my compan- does at all, the reader must conclude for conscious percipient state while my body ion, " we lieve been waiting for you to im- himself. It appears certain that the pro- was insensible. prove your telescopes so as to approximate fessor never related to any one while living the stranger features of the experience here narrated, but this might have been merely from fear that his standing as a man of $ science would be thereby injured. Edward Bellamy. THE PROFESSOR'S _NARRATIVE. At the time of the experience of which I am about to write, I was professor of astron- omy and higher mathematics at Abercrom bie College. Most astronomers have a spe- cialty, and mine was the study of the planet Mars, our nearest neighbor but one in the Sun's little family. When no important ce- lestial phenomena in other quarters de- manded attention, it was on the ruddy disc of Mars that my telescope was oftenest focused. I was never weary of tracing the outlines of its continents and seas, its capes and islands its bays and straits, its lakes and mountains. With intense interest I well-nigh valueless.' " Foresight !" I re - watched from week to week of the Martial exchange I might be shown the record of sated, "Certain}y you cannot mean that winter the advance of the polar ice -cap to- • what I had seen and known during those Pp„ « g memory showed it is given you to know the future. It is ward the equator, and its corresponding re- hours of which my wakin treat in the summer ; testifying across the gulf of space as plainly as written words to the existence on that orb of a olimatelike our own. A specialty is always in danger of becoming an infatuation, and my interest in Mars, at the time of which I write, had grown to be more than strictly scientific. The impression of the nearness of this planet, heightened by the wonderful distinctness of its geography as seen through a telescope, appeals strongly to the imagination of the astronomer. On fine evenings I used to spend hours, not so much critically observ- ing as brooding over its radiant surface, till I could almost persuade myself that I saw the breakers dashing on the bold shore of t.. f If such had been the case, I reasoned the power of ours, after which conmiunica- that it was altogether unlikely that the tri- tion between the planets would be easily es - vial impression as to President Byxbee had tablished. The progress which you make is, been the only one which I had received in however, so slow that we expect to wait that state. It was far more probable that ages yet." "Indeed, I fear you will have it had remained over in my mind, on wok- to," I replied. "Our opticians already talk ing from the swoon, merely because it was of having reached the limits of their art." the latest of a series of impressions received ".Do not imagine that I spoke in any spirit while outside the body. That these impres- of petulance," my companion resumed. sions were of a kind most strange and start- " The slowness of your progress is not so ling, seeing that they were those of a disem- remarkable to us as that you make any at bodied soul exercising facultibs more spirit- all, burdened as you are by a disability so ual than those of the body, I could not crushing that if we were in your place I doubt. The desire to know what they had fear we would sit down in utter despair." ss disability do you refer ?"I asked. ht alon it v a grewtill it becamei T w upon me been P longing us." t{ it to be m -And which left me no repose. It warned intoner.. You. seem ea like eo P� able that I should have secrets from myself, we are," was the reply, "save in one parti- that my soul should withold its experiences cular, but the difference is tremendous. from my intellect. I would gladly have Endowed otherwise like us, you are desti- consented that the acquisitions of half my tue of the faculty of foresight, without waking lifetime should be blotted out, if to which we should think our other faculties no trace. None the less or the conviction given not only to us," was the answer, "but of its hopelessness, but rather all the more, so far as we know, to all other intelligent as the perversity of our human nature will beings of the universe except yourselves. have it, the longing for this forbidden lore Our positive knowledge extends only to our grew on me, till the hunger of Eve in the system of moons and planets and some of Garden was mine. the nearer foreign systems, and it is conceiv- Constantly brooding over a desire that I able that the remoter parts of the universe felt to be vain, tantalized by the possession may harbor other blind races like your own; of a clue which only mocked me, my physi- but it end nly seems a speunlctacle that se be cal condition became at length affected. My strange and lamentable One suchillustrat illustration of thea ex - health was disturbed and my rest at unordinary deprivations under which a ra- night was broken. A habit of walking in tional existence may still be possible ought my sleep, from which I had not suffered to suffice for the universe." "But no one since childhood, recurred, and caeedane can know the €eters except by inspiration b frequent inconvenience. Such had been, in of God," I said. "All our faculties are general, nay condition for some time, when ins irations of God " nuns the re 1 > "but Kelper land, and heard the muffled thunder awoke one morning with the strangely there is surely nothing in foresight to cause . sof avalanches descending the snow -clad weary sensation by which my body usually it to be so regarded more than any other. mountains of Mitchell. No earthly land- betrayed the secret of the imposition put Think a moment of the physical analogy of scape had the charm to hold my gaze of that upon it in sleep, of which otherwise I should the case. Your eyes are placed in the front far-off planet, whose oceans, to the unprac- have suspected nothing. In going into the ofour heads. You would deem it an odd ticed eye, seem but darker, and its conti- study connected with my chamber, I found mistake if they were planed behind. That nents lighter spots and bands. ' a number of freshly written sheets on the would appear to you an arrangement calcu- Astronomers have agreed in declaring desk. Astonished that any one should have lated to defeat their propose. • Does it not that Mars is undoubtedly habitable by being been in my rooms while I slept, I was as- seem equally rational that the mental vision like ourselves, but as may be supposed, I tonished, on more closely, to observe should range forward, as it does with us, . was not in a mood tat be satisfied with that the handwriting was my own. How illuminating the path one is to take, rather . considering it merely habitable. I allow- much more than. astonished I was on reading than backward, as with you, revealing only ed no sort of question that it was habited. the matter that had been set down, the the course you have already trodden, What manner of ke'ngs these inhabitants reader May judge if he shall pursue. For and therefore have uo more concern with ? aright be I found a fascinating speculation. these written sheets apparently contained But it is no doubt a merciful provision of • The variety of types appearing in man- the longed -Tor but despaired -of record of Providence that renders you unable to real - kind even on this small Earth makes it those hours when I was absent from the ize the grotesqueness of your predicament, most presumptuous to assume that the body. They were the lost chapter of my as it appears to us." citizens of different planets may not be char- life ; or rather notlost at all, for it had been "But the future is eternal !" I exclaimed. acterized by diversities far profounder. no part of my waking life, but stolen "Haw can a finite mind grasp it ?" "Our Wherein. such diversities, coupled with a from that sleep -memory on which myster- foreknowledge implies onlyhumanfaculties," general resemblance to man, might consist, ions tablets may well be inscribed tales as was the reply. "It is limited to our indi.- whether in mere physical differences or in much more marvellous than this as this is different mental laws in the lack of certain stranger than most stories. of the great passional motors of men or the' It will be remembered that my last reeol- possession of quiteothers,were weird. themes lection before awaking in my bed, on the of never -failing attractions for my mind. morning after the swoon, was of contem- The El Dorado visions with which the virgin plating the coast of Kepler Land with an mystery of the New, World inspired the unusual concentration of attention. As well early Spanish explorers were tame and as Ican judge,—and that is; no better than prosaic compared with the speculations any one else,—it is with the moment that which it was perfectly legitimate to indulge, ' my bodily power succumbed and I became when the roblem; was the 'conditions of unconscious that the narrative which I found life on another planet. on my desk begins. i It was the time of the year when Mars is most favorably situated for observation, and, anxious riot to lose an hour of the pre- cious season, I had spent the greater part of several successive nights in the observatory. THE DOCUMENT VOTIND 0:7 MY DESK. Even had I not come as straight and swift as the beam of light that made my path, a glance about would have told' me to what I believed that f had some original observe- part of the universe had fared. No earth- tione to the trend of the coast of Kepler ly landscape could have been more familiar. Land between Lagrange Peninsula and I stood on the high coast of Kepler Land Christie Bay, and it was to this spot that where it trends' southward. A brisk west - my observations were partially directed. erly wind was blowing and the waves of the On the fourth night other work detained ocean of De La Rue, were thundering at nay me from the observing -chair till after mid- feet, while the broad blue waters of Christie night. When 1 had adjusted the instrument Bay, stretched away to , the southwest. friar look at Mars, I remember Against the northern horizon, rising out of and took my being unable to restrain a cry of admiration the ocean like a summer thunder•hea,d, for which at first I mistook it, towered the far - distant, snowy summit of Mount Hall. Even lied the configuration of land and sea been less familiar, 1 chould none the less have known that I stood on the planet whose ruddy hue is at once the admiration and The planet was fairly dazzling. It seemed nearer and larger than I had ever seen it be- fore, and its peculiar ruddiness more strik- ing. In thirty years of observation, I re - all, in fact, no occasion when the absence. of exhalations in our atmosphere has coin- cided with such cloudlessness in that of ! puzzle of astronomers. Its explanation I Mars as on that night. I could plainly now recognized in the tint of the atmo- make out the white masses of vapour at the sphere, a coloring comparable to the haze of opposite edges of the lighted disc, which aro Indian summer, except that its hue was a the mists of its dawn and evening. The faint rose instead of purple. Like the In- snowy mass of Mount Hall over a slant Kepler Land stood out with wonderful clearness - and I couId unmistakably detect dian summer haze, it was impalpable, and 'without impedingthe view bathed all oh. jecte near and far in a glamour not to be de. y n •t '!= wlu ue iouno at -i it is also not improbable tha4 near the city it will be found to be paved with lava, like the cel brated street of tombs on the west- ern si e. Should the whole be found to be as closely lined with tombs as is the portion laid bare, it will be one of the most import- ant discoveries lately made in this part of the world. Unfortunately, money is wanting and the excavation is going on but slowly. The ancient level of the street being here very low, the road is first covered to the depth of ten or fifteen feet with pumice stones ejected from Vesuvius during the great eruption of 1872. Then comes a thin layer of ashes ; then again a stratum of pumice about ten inches thick, another thin line of ashes, and over all earth several feet deep. Just below this upper earth were found seven large statues, which had evidently surmounted the tombs beneath. Misused Words. Accoustics is always singular. Cut bias, and not cut on the bias. Allow should not be used for admit. Come to see me, and not come and see me. Bursted is not elegant and is rarely cor- rect. Almost, with a negative, is ridiculous. "Almost nothing" is absurd. The burden.of a song means the refrain or chorus, not its sense or meaning. Bountiful applies to persons, not to things, and has no reference to quantity. Affable only applies when speaking of the manner of superiors to inferiors. " Methinks is formed by the impersonal verb think, meaning seen, and the dative me ; and is literally rendered, It seems to me." Admire should not be followed with the infinitive. Never say, as many do, " I should admire to go with you," etc. This error is singularly fashionable just now. Allude is now frequently misused when a thing is named, spoken of or described. It should only be used when anything is hint- ed at in a playful or passing manner. FARM. LATE DOMINION NEWS. Two-thirds of a teaspoonful of ginger in a Tint of strong ale will excite the appetite of s sheep that is prostrated. A writer in the Dairyman says : The very poorest ensilage I have ever seen has been in the s.4los of agricultural colleges. Fact." Even in the coldest weather the manure from horse stables should be drawn out 011 the land at least once a week. It heats rapidly and soon. bootees "tire -fanged," whiclt greatly injures it. One use for old tin cans is to cut thein up into strips two or three inches wide i41 tack them over mouse holes in the house or barn. We line the corners of our corn Drib with such strips, and think it will be proof against rats and fnioe, front below, et least.--Incliamta Farmer. It is never best to churn all the Dream on hand. That which was ekinumed last has not had time to get into uniform condition with the rest, and most of its butter goes into the buttermilk. 1t also makes butter come slowly, and after a long time has been needlessly spent in churning. It is important that land plaster be sown early enough in the season to have it thoroughly dissolved by rains. Any time in the winter is better than after dry weather has come in spring. It is a common practice in places whore it is used largely to sow it on clover in the winter before other aud hurrying work begins. A New Sect of Philosophers. " Well, Jane, this is a queer world," said Joe to his wife, " a sect of women philoso- phers has just sprung up." "Indeed," said Jane, "and what do they hold ?" "The strangest thing in nature," said he, " their tongues !" Two of a Kind. Is: lonely Skating Rink met a Toboggan Slide the other day. " How are you feel- ing ?" asked the Rink in doleful tones. "I ani Hunky," replied the Aide. "I am fast Making Barrels of Money." "Come and see me in about Two i ears from now," said the Rink, " and we will Condole together. Ihave Been There myself." A farrow cow niay be fattened by high feeding while still giving milk, But unless there is especial use for the milk it is not good policy to do so. Dairymen who can make evey quart of milk pay high prices do it, but farmers who rely on turning milk into buttermilk will do better to dry early and fatten all the faster. They thus get the profit of making oleomargarine without its attempted fraud. It is slow, hard work to cut stalks by hand for a number of cattle, requiring one or two hours per day, which, if time is valu- able, as it ought to be, should not be wasted in this way. For a few dollars a horse -power cutter can be got, which in a single day will cut all the stalks to be used during the win- ter. The farmer is a poor manager who can- not use the time of himself or men thus sav- ed in some better way than competing with horse or steam power. The old-fashioned buckwheat bran is ex- cellent feed for milch cows, as it is very stimulating to milk production. In many families where the old-fashioned buckwheat flour is used the finer portions of the mid- dlings are sifted and mixed with it as a measure both of economy and healthfulness. If good old-fashioned buckwheat flour could be had there would be an active demand for it at half a cent a pound, or even more ad. vance on prices charged for that adulterated with wheat flour. This extra price would about represent the profit that the manufac- turers snake by the adulteration of the gen- uine product. Machinery is not labor-saving. The man who works with a threshing machine, works as hard as his father did with a flail, but he produces greater results. To those who think only of the price of wages, machinery is a fraud, but to the c onsumer of manufac tured articles it is a boon. Our mothers used to card their own wool, spin and weave aud wear it, and it is no disparagment to our wives and sweethearts that they do not. They can't afford to. If it were not t race of women lve the resew too expensive, P hd more too. and iris would do thisan o g Ma- chinery has not obviated the necessity of work, it has only given it a new direction. Good machinery is a good thing, but the man who expects it to do his work will be fooled ; it helps him to do more work.—Ex. There is diphtheria at Valloyfield. At the Johns Hopkins Uuiversit , Balti- more the • te arep y at present seven Canadians bolding fellowships, Of these five were stu.. dents of Upper Canada College,. A boy arrived at Port Iope the other night almost frozen and famiehed, He had walked all the way from Toronto. Efforts are being made to find him employment, A motion has been introduced into the Winnipeg City Council to extend the anuni- ei al franchise to unmarried womon and married women holding property in their own right, The women of Toronto are getting up a petition to Mayor Rowland to initiate a a movement looking to shorter hours for saleswomen in retail stores. They base their application on the feet that Mr. How- land was supported by women in the late mayoralty contest, Duncan Cameron, of Dun)1, , who was sentenced for forgery twos ago .has served his tern ill the Kingstenitentiary and has returned home. was visited while in prison by Rev. Thos, Bone, mis- sionary, who states that he has become a converted man and has had charge of a Bible class in the penitentiary for a number of nioriths past. At the inquest on the body of Michael De - lana, a section man from Cataract, who was found dead on the Canadian Pacific Railway track, the verdict was that he came to his death purely by accident, no blame be - ng attached to any of the railway employ- ees. His left arm was torn off, his right leg fractured, the neck dislocated and the base of the skull fractured. He leaves a wife and fancily. There is a big sensation in Frankford over the recent death of a lady and the early marriage of her husband. After the death of the lady, who was beloved by a large number of the villagers, a few days only elapaed before the husband sought another wife, which aroused no little gossip. It is now hinted that the first wife may have met with foul play and her body is likely to be exhumed. A brutal murder was recently committed near the mouth of the Fraser River, B. C. A man named J. A. Harris, not having been seen f' r some days, a neighbor visited his house, found the body on the floor with three cuts on the head and one on the throat, the latter nearly severing the head from the body. There is no clue to the murderer. The knife with which the mur- der was committed was found near the body. The house was ransacked and the door clos- ed and locked from outside. The latest report from the discoverera of spirits on the ship Squando at Bathurst, N. B., is that the spirits are engaged in unload ing and reloading the cargo every night. Two good men and true swear that the side of the ship opens at midnight and the spirits proceed to move the deals out on the ice, be. Alter discharging part of the cargo they reined. There are four ghosts in all. One of them has no head, and he is thus enabled to carry deals without makin imp if lopsided. Mrs. Cooper, whosehus and met his death in a gravel pit last summer, has removed to Salem and is keeping house for Mr. Prior. She weighs 272 pounds, and claims to be the largest woman in the country. She is only 32 years of age, and is the mother of two children. Mr. Prior weighs about 1.. pounds, is in the neighborhood of thre score, and the father of a: own•n family. gr P Rumor says that this female Sampson and this well-known Zachxus are soon to be made one flesh. Nervous Horses. Finely bred, intelligent horses are very often nervous. They are quick to take no- tice, quick to take alarm, quick to do what seems to them, in a moment of terror, neces- sary to escape from possible harm, from something they do not understand. That is what snakes them shy, bolt and run away. We cannot tell what awful suggestions strange things offer to their minds. For aught we can tell, a sheet of whi,e paper in the road may seem to the nervous horse a yawning chasm, the open front of a baby carriage the jaws of a dragon ready to, de- vour him, and a man on a bicycle some terrifying sort of flying devil without wings. But we find the moment he becomes familiar with those things or any other that affright him, and knows what they are he grows indifferent to them. Therefore, when your horse shies at anything make him acquainted with it ; let him smell it, touch it with his sensitive upper lip, and look closely at it. Remember, too, that you must familiarize both sides of him with the dreaded object. If he only ex- amins it with the near nostril and eye, he will be very apt to'scare at it when it ap- pears on his oft side. , So, then, rattle your paper, beat your brass drum, flutter your umbrella, run your baby carriage, and your bicycle, fire your pistol, and clatter your tinware on both sides of him and all around him until he comes to regard the noise simply as a nui- sance and the material objects as only trivial things liable to get hurt if they are in his way. He may not learn all that in one lesson, but continue the lesson and you will cure all his nervousness. • • Kizi Q , / a -:s � •soJ�i/mss•' 1 110 je. THE PASITTON OF,`;OTIAINING DOGS TOGIiTITER, AND ALLOWIlli) tiiiM TO RUN AT LARGE IS A V the blue tint of the ocean of De La Rue, scribed, As the gaze turned upward, how- sotdit Atoms wile ala; NO BEAUTY IN ANYTHING. - ;RY PRETTY ONE, BUT One day recently Mr. James Poe, a Bid- dulph farmer, was dri ' tg toward St. Mary's. There was a heavya rm prevailing at the time, and as he approached the crossing he could hear or see no train near. He drove on, but just as his horses got on the track a snow plough came rushing along, striking the sleigh, and throwing the horses on one side of the track, and Mr. Poe and part of the sleigh many feet distant on the other side. The horses were instantly kill- ed, but their driver miraculously escaped. The sleigh was knocked into pieces. Mr. J. P. Ashley, of Nanaimo, B. C., writes as follows to the Albany Journal :— " I saw some time ago an extract from your paper stating that Sergeant somebody, I forget the name,' who was with the Greely expedition, intended to make another at- tempt to reach the North Pole. • I have made a machine with which I can make the distance from 80 to 90 degree in from 20 to 30 hours' travel and carry two persons be- sides myself and 200 pounds of baggage. To satisfy him that Bean do it, I will give him a trial trip from Winnipeg, Manitoba, to York Factory on Hudson Bay ` next win ter' and back if he so desires. I have tree,„ veily ed on theDakota prairies in some o€8t those blizzards that you no doubt have read`t about, at the rate of 60 miles an hour, bu ;,I I prefer to travel at a 25 or 30 mile an holt rate, which, of course, can be regulated You can put him in communication wit} me or give him this letter if he lives in yo vicinity. My address will be for the nex few months Victoria, B. C., care of A. B4 Carpenter. It is several years since I firs,; operated the machine, and I have neve* thought of applying it to this use until la ly cr I might have been to the North Poli long ago, or at least have rescued the Gree. ly party much sooner than they were." r Very Neatly and Delicately Done. "Ah, madam," he said as he extended: hand to help her up. " I never saw a moP,�a; graceful fall. You threw up your arms like, a born actress, your little feet indulged in, shuffle, and down you settled with a swa like movement which `t uperb." "Really, sir !„ -^[; "Honest Injun, madam." And he picked up a No. 7 rubber which had been flung, from her left foot, turned h back to a dent in the snow which looked if a cottage had been upset there, and, rai ing his hat and making a profound bow took his leave, while she got aboard a siret car and continuedto blush and smile or six teen blocks.? YI The Higher Graces of Life. The higher graces of life belong in a nio peculiar manner to its latter days. Tri goodness, based upoit and growing out of i herent worthiness, improves, like son , •, kinds of our native fruit, with keeping but, unlike the fruit, which cannot be kept to advantage beyond a certain length of time, goodness improves, and even increases in the ratio of the prolongation of its exis tence. It increases in quality too as well as,,.. in quantity, A heartsome smile is sweet cm the face of seventeen—it is winsome and captivating ; but upon the face of seventy, if the thoughts and teelinigs have been of the best, it is the most attractive, thing imaging.,,;; inable. The T.emiccaming Colonization Railway THERE Axl: Company are about to issue $20,00 of bends.