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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Times, 1887-1-27, Page 2Sore Eyes. The eyes are alweys in ,sympathy with .tne body„ and afford Au excellent index of its condition, When the eyes become iveak, and .the has inflanted end sore, it is evidenee that the aystem has Weenie , .diserdered by: *profitle, Soy .which Ayer's Saraaparille la the hest known. remedy, , Segofti Wideit prodeeed 'a painful in- tpototition to. ply ,:eyesi :caused nie. .eutthring or a ilittuber. of years. BY tho adVbee. of a phyaielan 1conutteneetlaakin 4yees Sarsaparilla. After nanig,....thia anedicine a short time I wee eompletely • lir eaCt, ' MY eyes are tiow hi t SPlendidpondition, and 1tun as well andstrong as ever. — Mrs. William Gage„ Concord; For a munher a years I was troubled with 4 humor in my 'eyes, ,and WAS Ullabld to obtain .any relict until I. conuntmeed usiug Ayer's Sarsaparilla. • This .medicitio has effected a complete cure; and 1 believe' it to be the best of blood purifiers. — C, E. Upton, Nashua, N. H. From childhood, and until within a few months, I have been afilleted with Weak ainti Sore Eyes. I have used for these complaints, with beneficial results, Awes Sarsaparilla, and eousider it a great blood purifier.—Mrs. 0, Phillips, Griever, Vt. . . I suffered for a year with infiamtna- lion in niv left eye. 'Three ulcers formed on the lien,depriving me of sight, and causing great pain. Atter trying many other remedies, to no purpose, I WAS Mildly induced to USO Ayer's Sarsaparilla, and, By Taking three bottles of this Medicine, have been entirely cured. My sight has been re- storeaaand there is no sign .of inflamma- tion, sore, or ulcer in my eye.—‘Kendal T. Bowen, Sugar Tree Ridge, Ohio. My daughter, ten years old, was afflicted with Scrofulous Sore Eyes. During the last two years she never saw. light of any kind. Physicians of the highest standing exerted their skill, but with no permanent success. On the recommendation of a friend I purchased a bottle of Ayer's Sar- saparilla, which my daughter commenced taking. Before she haa used thethird bottle her sight was restored, SAKI she can now look steadily at a brilliant light with- out pain. Her cure is complete.— W. E. Sutherland, Evangelist, Shelby City, Ky. Ayer's Sarsaparilla, Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mass. Sold by all Druggists. Price $1; six bottles, $5. Y. LIZZIE IRONS 1701.'4011. But eau I lock up all my power of mem- . ory ? Can I lock up the rapture of kisses ; or the heart that grows siek With longing for the dear, dead past? Can I lookhp the tench of soft fingers, 010 eendi the A crumpled, small, pink enVelope with a blood dancing madly through my veins ? scent of white rose, .and it panall cupid blaz- Can Iloek ep the memory of those fair, ing in red wax on the seal ; essentially a we- ., fond days; when the gatea Of Heaven man's letter, and, I am very 11111 011 inclineu opened and took me in? ,T4040,day,s wl,.en to believe that the contents were dictated lite as loirc ; and love WIth life.for Louise by the cupid on the outside. and. I. I say this. with all lie modesty, au , as I feel that I- AIII standing by an open the letter passed into oblivion and. ashes grave, within Which lies all that might have 1,0I1g Ago, you cannot proye that it Waa been great and good in me ; within whieh otherWise. , lies, beside the yearl-tinted glove, my youth Herhaps it is hardly wr for me to it here within it unfulfilled promise ; my hope alone, at my desk, and make suoh •state- and trust and the one true leve of my life. inputsabout the dainty SouvenirS that, it long time ago, 1 tnekedse safely away. I can charge theae.. feminine kniela-naelca with eoroing to me—one and. all ---Upon ten- der and loving missiOna, and, With insinuat- ing tenderness creeping into my heart and life—ana there is no one here to contradict me. If you think it hardly the square thing, I will, to strike a balauce, admit that I was once madly,' widly in love with ea3h and every token, for the sake of the sender—or thought I was, whieh amounts to the same thing at the time. This little pink envelope—I wish I had the letter—is soiled, and musty ; lint I dare THE EXETER TIMES. The wind blows cold. across me, am push aside my trinkets with hands that tremble. I rub my eyes to clear away the mist, and look about ine with my o14 serene affable nonchalance. But my heart is not at rest, and I wonder if ever it will be, twain. Cowboy Hospitality. , One hot afternoon, as we were approach- ing Big Dry Creels., a cowboy suddenly rode in sight on the crest of it ridge, and came down the elope toward us at it syringing gallop. He sat as erect as a bronze statue, with kisses; I always did that and had he been lashed to his horse like and covered it saY that when It came 1 caught it to my lips thin ,,,,,, 1 was so terribiyinearoest_for. another Mazeppa he could not have sat sort of it while. Maud was much given to writing more perfectly motionless in his saddle. dainty notes. have shoulders, we straightened uptour tired and, at one time, I might d. my walls with this same' little pink 1 shoulders, and sat erect also. Evidently papere he wanted to speak to us. So we rode paper ; but the thought then 'would have de for- ward to meet him, wondering the while —that is, I wore twenty or thirty of them, whether his manner would be agreeable or been sacrilege! 1 wore them, next my heart irritating, all that I could without exciting remark. After we had civilly exchanged how do' And, I recollect that it was my custom to take them out and kiss each one, gently and you -dos, he inquired if we had seen any reverently, before I Went to bed. horses since morning. He had lost some, and up to that time, two o'clock, had ridden That exercise must have been, towards about twenty -fie miles in search of them. the close of our acquaintance, extremely No, we had not seen any horses. So we fell protracted. Our love died a natural death to asking questions about trails, creeks and —slowly and painlessly—and the last time water -holes. We were getting a deal of in - that I saw Maud. She introduced me to it formation when he suddenly exclaimed : flaxen -haired husband and it sour and cross- eyed baby which she SAid was hers. And now I take her musty envelope and drop it in my waste -basket and brush from my fin- gers the dust of a -vanished past. A little withered bunch of flowers, that criunbles away at my touch. The leaves seem th shrink away from any fingers as if they recognized that I am old, worn and blase, and scatter over my desk—a dusty, musty lot they are. They are before me as the sole relic of the hour when they and were Lottie's. She was crying when she slipped them into my hand and. whispered " Good-bye" between her sobs. She was little Lottie Linden when her father carried her off to Europe th escape my unwelcome attentions' but she was N. Charlotte Lyn - Is published every Thursday morniug,at the den when she stepped again upon Canadian Ti MES STEAM PRINTING HOUSE soil. A very trim and English young lady it was who gave me the tips of two fingers Main -street, nearly opposite Fitton's Jewelery ' a - Store,Exetex, Out.and mound it quite impossible th sound her, by John White & son, Pro- , awrns or ADVEBTLSING : I A slender gold band, with a broken pad- Ench subseque,et insertion,per line 3 cents. me one day and, figuratively speaking, blot- urietors. First insertion, per line 10 cents. lock dangling from it. This came back to ' be sent in not later than Wednesday morning ted me from the face of the earth. 1 never r s. To insure insertion, advertisements should -- , knew what caused itt o be sent, but a stern OurJo13 PRINTING DEPARTMENT is one note, with Leslie's signature, gave me to un - I the largest and best equipped in the Couuty derstand that "it was all over." ilEturon. All -work entrusted. to US will reoeiv All explanation was denied me, and—un- ur prompt attent Lou: less it was my rival's tandem team—I never knew what caused the downfall of my Regarding News' castles in the air. I have always thought paperS. it was the team, and, with my large exper- Decisions Any peason who takes a paperrenularlyfrona ience of woman -nature now before me, I am hopost-oliice, whether directed inghis eine or sure of it. I said that I was heart -broken anoth.er's, or whether he has subscribed or not is responsible for payment. 1 —I am not sure but that I cried. And I 2 If apersou orders his paper jiscoutinued distinctly remember going down on my he mustpay all ail:ears' or the publisher may lavender knees on the grass under her win - continue to send it until the -payment is made' a , ow and staying there all one long summer and than collect the whole amount, whether ,he paper is taken from the office or not. night. What a spectacle I must have been! 3 In suits for subscriptions, the suit may be I remember the evening I locked this instituted in the place where the paper is pub- 'bracelet on Leslie's (limp ecl wrist, as we lished, although the subscriber may reside hundreds of miles away. I strolled through the orchard under the pink 4 The courts have decided that refusing to and white blossoms massed above our heads. '•ake newspapers or peliodicals from the post- I held her hands—dear, little, soft hands office, or removing ana leaving them uncalled - they were—and the blushes came and went for is prii e a facie evidence of inteutionei f+,... -i,. un the feminine cheek so near mine. Send 10 cents le c sage , And I think the grasses held. their breath and we -will send you free a royal, valuable to catch our whispered words, and the little, sample box of goods brown birds nudged each other with their that will put you in the way of making more wings and rolled their round eyes knowing - money at once, than anything else in America.. l Bothsexes 01 1111 ages can live at home and ,y, as we passed. And we vowed eternal work in spare time, or all the time. Capital faithfnlness and found our lives all rose- notreeuirad. We wilt start you. immense colored. And all this strong and deep -seat - pay sine for those who start at once. Snathola ed affection, one tandem team whisked away et co .Portian (' Maine 1 before my very eyes ! lam glad you broke Exeter _Butcher Shop. 'the bracelet, Leslie. It is all that kept me from locking it on many another just as white a wrist, since then. The days of my foolishness were long and many, but I am out of it all now, unscarred and unshattered. A small round picture, evidently once cherished, in a locket. I turn it to the light. Discolored, cracked and bent, it still bears some likeness to the bright, brunette Sface of the original. • She was the nicest of them all, and for three months I lived but - in her presence. Her home was the third floor, back, of a cheap lodging house, and I Customers supplied TUESDAYS, THURS. don't believe her parentage would have DAYS AND, SA.TUBDAYS at their residence been reassuring if looked into; but I ORDERS LEFT AT THE SHOP WILL RE was desperately enamored. I forgot the CEIVEPROMPT ATTENTION. past. I forgot every dear creature whose - love had cast a temporary glow from para- dise across my pathway. I vowed the old vows with fresh ardor, and the timeworn loving epithets gathered new tenderness • when whispered to Mignon. There was no. How Lost How Itestor e 1 thing near, and dear, and sweet enough to murmur in that listening ear against my -Wei:lave recently p uhli shod it new edition coat collar. I. quite forgot what came of DR.CULVERWELL'S CELEBRATED ES- along to draw u8 apart. ' Strange that AGI The jubilee of the ICfationS. "AU Nation. Shall cod 11.00 bLossie4."--P$4. : 17, .11101i9;. -"W4 ahaIi ;tout 24,4re th4 aiethevo. sr L. A. 110111305, TOILOITO. Earth's glad Jubilee will opine ; Jesus call the Nkt10118 II0111U ; 13Y ALIC1 bye—by and by,. Truth shall win its wideling waY, Till all " peoples," "neatli its sway, Shout tor joy, earth's jubilee. (Ban) and bye --by and bye, Coos.us :—All the earth shall call Hire Eing ; All the Universe will ring With llis praises, we sludi elm; : Hallelujah, Earth i$ free, and Christ is King, Then, " 7'he Mow. tains ',hal/ tWi9B7 08306 ;" War, and Woe, and Wrong, shall cease; By and bye—by 411d bye, karth—redeeMed from Siies dark doom— Shall like ilidetes Bowers bloom, And the ransomed, shout foi joy; (Rosa) :—By and bye—by and bye. CHORUS:— Then shell " Wawa" be shorn of wings, With the wealth " ilburse awe" Wings ; By and bye—by and byo, And throughout Earth's wide domain, Christ, withoutit rival, reign ; and the ransomed, shout for joy: Bass) -13y and bye—by and bye. Caoatia 1— Then shall some, that Day, foretold By each sainted seer of old; • By and bye—by and bye. When all inert shall brothers be, , And the World's great Heart—set free— Shouts for joy, earth's .jubileo. (Bass) -13y and bye—by and bye, CSOBUS For Parents. The mistake of many earnest reformers has been in attempting to put the State in the place of the parent--Sodiety in the pro- vince of home. It has been thought more rational to limit liquor -selling than to so train boys that they would not want liquor —a better philosophy to curb the supply than to kill the demand. For example, farm life ha a been in general "Look' here, fellers 1 he best thing left so rude and barren that the young have you can do is to pull on to our raneli an put up for a while. rts only twelve miles from here. Take the trail that turns off to the left, about three miles ahead. You won't find anybody at home—the boys are all off on the round -up, you know;; --but just go right in and make yourselves at home." "Isn't the door locked?" " Gracious, no ! We never look doors in this country. Somebody might come along hungry, and want , to get in to get some grub, or stay all night. If a cowboy want- ed to get in, and found the door locked, he'd just simply break it down." "Aren't you afraid of thieves ?" " Oh, no ; nothing is ever stolen. A man's upon his honor, you know ; and, be. R. DAVIS, Butcher 86 General Dealer —IN A.LL KINDS 05'— MEAT sought their vocation elsewhere, in the midst of temptations. Home life in towns has been too often conducted without refer- ence to the innate and innocent desire of folks for recreation and the boys have drifted out upon the streets and into ta- verns and bad companionship, when they might and should have been finding their enjoyment at home. Too busy fathers and too weary mothers, and too careless sisters are the ruin of many a promising lad. "You must not !" from the father, and "You ought not !" from the mother, have been relied on to Seep him from evil ways, while he was left to himself for entertain- ment. And so, initead of playing with his sister or with his father at home, the One Way to Be Happy, Most boys and girls think that if they could only have-eyerything they wanted to wear, to amuse them, they would never be cross or dissatisfied. That is A mivaken idea. Things outside of yourself do not make happiness. I knew a boy once, about nine years old, who it seemed had every- thing that could make a boy happy—a love- ly home, 1 papa and a mamma who did everything in the world to make him happy. 11:0 had a painting -press, a velocipede, a bicycle, sled, Sliato (ice and roller), books —everything ; and yet he was the most un. happy child I ever saw. One winter morn, ing the streets were covered with, snow. All the boys in the neighborhood were out with their sleds, shouting and laughing and having the best kind ot times.. This boy went about the house frowning, growling, 'and whining. What about, do you think? He was not satisfied because his aled was not longer, and utterly refused to go out He would not go out with such it mean sled," he said. That afternoen I was walk- ing, not far from thie boy's house when I heard shouts of •laughter from some ail - ren who were out of sight around the cor- ner. When I did see them I stood perfect- ly still. There were four little children without overshoes'or overcoats, or mittens. They had 4n old broom and two older boys were pulling him along by the handle. The forth child, a girl, was running alonghold- ing the little one on the broom. Their eyes were shining, cheeks just like roses, and they certainly were just as happy as though they had the most beautiful of sleds. The following conversation was overheard among some little children: Thred tiny, ragged boys were playing th- gether in the sunshine Thursday on it side- walk near one of the North End railway sta- tions. A fourth youngster came up, his eyes glistening with pleasure, his dirty face proud with delight. "Oh, boys," he cried, "I've foun' it tin- oint piece." The others crowded around and discussed the treasure excitedly. Then they sat down on the curbstone to compare reminiscences of recent lucky finds. "1 foun' mos' a hull piece of atop, yester- day," said one. "1 foun' a big bone in our alley, a n'orful big bone," said it second,"n' I'm goin' to make a jumper out of it." The youngest child—the very dirtiest, smallest, thinnestbaby that ever walked—had listened with a smile of perfect content, and now he chimed in, in a tone whose joy and pride no words can convey: " Thith mornin' I faun' a peanut." You see, it is not what you have, what you find, that makes you happy, but the use you make of it. If you use it to 'enjoy it, get all the pleasure and profit there is in it out of it, you will be happy in its possession; but if you think all the thne that you want the thing you have not got, or cannot have, you lose all the pleasure locked up in your present possession. You know Paul said, I have learned in whatsoever state I am, therewith to be content." Now that is a text for you to think about. Paul meant that he had learned how to use the present time, the present gifts, the present friends; that it was not wise to keep grasping all the time for something out of reach. Think about it. boy sides if a feller'd ever really steal anything has played. over a mug of beer with out of a shack, the country'd soon be too some mates after the shop was shut up. hot to hold him. Anybody that comes to a Most lads would prefer a cosy sitting•room shack hungry is expected to go in and get a at home, where they were at liberty to bring square meal, and stay all night if he wants to." their companions for innocent games or cheerful music, to a rendezvous in a tavern. " Isn't that privilege often abused ?" But with a home that is all command and no "No, hardly ever. Say, you'll find a milk her if concessions, all -preaching and no pleasure, cow up at the ranch and you can all duty and no -fun—a dull, tread -mill, old - you want to. There are plenty of eggs m about the stable ; if you want 'em go or folks sort of place—it is a atter for deep regret, but not of wonderment, that the 'em. Just make yourselves at home, and. boys drift away from it. Keep hold of your BAY on the radical mud perm anent cure (with- -0311 medieine)of NervousDebility , e n and physical capacity impediments to Marriage, e to. tr. °suiting from e'xcesses. 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It may have been that she tired --it may have been that did—but, still, I have a half recollection that there was a third party in the case. How- ever that may be, her picture was pried. out of my locket and that of stately Julia in- serted in its place, and my heart repaired its damaged works and started briskly on. A way it always 'had, and a cheery and comfortable way, enough. I would expect to suffer. Wolild desire a,nd intend to, as quite the proper thing to do, alas 1 in the midst of my mourning, a glance from a strange pair of eyes or it touch of a taper hand would raise me from my sackcloth and ashes, high to the blest and shining pinnacle of love. It was always so. Here is a small and wi inkled bunch of kid. mica th it Out upon my desk, A Small, peatlalolored glove, with the initials, L. H. upon the inside. It 'belonged to Louise. Pretty, fair-haired, little Louise. Such a mite of it glove 1 And as I hold it I can almost fancy that the years, the gray hairs, and the wrinkles, have never been, and that I hold a,gain the dear hand that has so long boon stilled forever. Just here, I can SOO the print of the pink soft finger tips and against the back, the blood in her blue veins throbbed. And here lay the cool, pink palm with its broken life -line. And at the theught of thc smooth, fair skin that the long wrist covered, a lump comes into nay throat, which, were I not, so old ancl careless and bitter, I would almost think the little glove had brought. The air has grown so full of inist--there must be rain outside—that I can hardly see the pearl -white glove before me, whieh I will lock away until some time when the Send lOots. for 100 -Page' Pamphlet, sun shines in andmy eyes see clearer. stay as long as you like. I'll be glad to have yer company." A few more remarks were exchanged, and then our cowboy gathered up his reins and said : "Well, I've got to finish my circuit, twenty miles more, I reckon; so Palmist be moving. So long. Fll see you at the ranch Difficult Queries. about sundown." And flinging the last remark over his The wisest man may easily be puzzled by shoulder at us his pay galloped rapidly the questions of a child, and when any per- son exerts himself to coin out-of-the-way queries, there is no height et impracticabil- ity which he may not reach. Many ques- • tions were forwarded to the London Univer- al Information Bureau lately, in a competi- When Circusman Cole sold his stock in tion to see who could propound the most New Orleans the other day three dun ring perfect poser. It would be hard to say horses that he has owned for years went which of the jokers succeeded best, among with the others by mistake. Mr. Cole at those who sent in the following :— once bought them back, Saying that he What is the name of the oldest inhabitant would. never consent to have. the horses be- of Pekin? come the property of any one who would. How many trees has Mr. Gladstone felled make them work, and that he had decided in his life ? to put them to a painless death. He pro- How many paving -stones are there in the posed bleeding them to death, but W. B. city of London? Leonard, it liveryman, suggested that the !I Please tell me the depth in the deepest use of chloroform would be a better and place of the sand in the Great Sahara Desert? less painful mode. This was finally decid- How many panes of glass are there in win- ed upon, and a reliable man procured, who clows in the whole of London? children if you would save them, parents. And remember that the real forces are those of love, expressed not in care merely, but in sympathy, co-operation, participation and real companionship. away ; a moment later he rode over the ridge and disappeared. Cole's Affection for his Horses. was to have performed the operation. They were all collected in the circus tent. There were Cole, Leonard, the riders and the clowns, the ringmaster, the tumblers and leapers, and the three pet duns. Calling the little mare by name he told her to kiss them all good -by. The intelligent animal, stretching forward her head, kissed each one. This was more than they could stand, and the sacrifice was put off. Cole had no place to take them to, so Mr. Leonard pro - Who was William the Conqueror's first boot -maker? What is the degree of relationship between Mr. Gladstone and Cain or Abel? How many honest men are there in the city of London ? How many stones have been thrown into the Serpentine River in Hyde Park, this year, by boys and by girls? What was the price charged for the first glass of ale publicly sold by the first hcens- mised to find some one who would assume ed victualler granted a license in England? charge of them, under a guarantee never to , Explain the origin of evil. work them, but to keep them in good order Where are the bones of the late Gen. Gor- until old age should claim theira for the don, the hero of Khartoum? grave. How many milestones are there on the "Road to Ruin"? . Who was Pontius Pilate's great-grand- mother's washing -woman? Where do all the gins, go to ? Are there any shell -fish at the scource of the river Congo? One ciuestioner asks, "Who made the first shirt ?" calmly adding, "A simple •question, but I don't believe it can be answered." Profitable Reading. The most valuable books are not not in- variablyqtpproachecl with pleasure. On the exterior they may be rough, like the bark of the einnamoii tree, but there is an intense sweetness ansi aromatic flavor within. One has to learn to like them, and he is best able to secure the taste by°halving until the rich savor is developed in the mouth. " D not mind what you read," said. El Sher - brooks ; "form it habit or reading and the reading of better books will come when you have a habit of reading the inferior. Though very common,this is not altogether sound advice. Too many people, beginning with trashy literature, which requires no thought, acquire it positive distaste for what- ever is solid and serious. The habit of read- ing worthless and airy books has disqualified them for enjoying what is better. It would be beAer to begin with what is really vain - able a,nd chew away upon it until we reach the inner sweetness' and this will require much less time ancl.effort than to read up through quagmires of trash and mud. Ifni' Heavy Conimiantn. "Billy," quothSoPhronia, as she listened to the thundering tread of paler come thumping down the stairs at I p. m., when you leave herd each evening at this - time, 'by request,' why is papa, When he parts with you at the front door, like your own dear self when you make me a nice present or take me to the rink ?" 1 couldn't say, I'm sure love," trem- blingly replied her best fellow William, -CM 11-4.Pirm. Out and In are Different. "Do you see that ?" and Briggins shoved out his right foot, on which was a very di- lapidated looking shoe. Yes, of course I Bee "Well, what's the matter with it ?" "1 should say it was buste 1." "Exactly. Broken out; isn't it ?" "Well, now, when I ,got that shoe I was awful anxious to get it broken in, but when I jumped off a street car half an hour ago, and my foot shot out through that hole, I didn't feel a bit thankful that it had bioken out." What is Earth? [The following epigrammatic and singular lines are a complete answer to the question:) rlaVhsa.t is earth, Sexton? A place to dig gve What is earth, Rich Man? A place to work slaves. What is earth, Gray Beard-? A place to grow old. What, is earth, Miser. A place to dig gold, What is earth, School Boy? A place fot My play. What is earth, Maiden? A place to be gay. What is earth, Seamstress? A place What is Gal'th3 Sluggard 9 A good place to sleep, What is earth, Soldier ? A place for's, What is earth, Herdsman ? A place to What is earth, Widow ? A place of true rIrV°11va.t is earth, Tradesman? hill you to4norrow. What is earth, Sick man ? 'Tis nothing Poetry and Prose. It is ten o clock p. m. Aclalbert takes leave of Emma, the object of his affection, to whom he ia engaged to be married. Emma—" Fare thee well, darling of my sioul, and when thou gazest on the moon, remember that she who loves thee more than words can tell, also gazes upon yon distant orb and thinks of thee ansi thee alone." Five minutes later: "1 say, maw, what has become of, them cold baked beans that was left over from dinner? I feel as empty as a barrel." raise cattle. while preparing tO "dust" at her parent's th me. bidding. "Because he filwaysfoots the Bill Anastasia tanout to be married)—" Ned, see if this reads all right for , the invital lions : Your presence is requested----','' Devoted brother—" Stop there,. sis Tt isn't grammatical. You mean; Your presents are requested.'" What is earth, sailor ? My home is on the sea, What, is earth, Statesman? A place to Will fame, What is earth, Author? I'll write there my name, What is earth, Monarch For my realm 'tis given - What is earth, Christian? The gateway to }leaven Day and Wight During an acute aditeli of Bo Ilehilis, 3 ceaseless tiekling in the throat, and en exhausting, dry, linking emigli, Millet the sufferer. Sleep.is bit:lista:a, end great • prostratien f011OWS. ThiS alSeAsO IS AiSO,, AttelAell With' 1.010:S011,(ISS, tWII!.i.011IeWuOk Loss of 'Voice. It, is liable to becolim chronie, involve 1110 lungs, and terminate fatally, Ayer's Cherry Pectoral al:fords speedy relief and cure in eases of Brun, 4%liitis. it controls the disposition to Ough, and Indies refreshing sleep, . I have been a practicing. pllysicitui fel- twenty-row years, and, for the past twelve, have sulferettfrom annual attacks et Droneltitis. After, e--hatisting all the usual reinedies • • . ‘.AI it h 0 kilt Relief,.. 1 tried Ayer's cherryr, Pectoral. It helped. me immediately • Mid °Meted it ,speedy mire, —tli . Ste v utill,M. D., Carrollton , 311135. '1) Ayees Cherry Pectoral", - decidedly the best remedy, 10t hin. myll;, low ledge, I'm! Olirenie itroneltitis. and ell ling .51h:eases.. ---1),I, A. IluSt, M. D., Soul .I'ariii., :•11.10, 1, was attnelted, last win .er, with it severe col, iv hieli, from exposure, ,grew worse ow flually settled on my 1,ungs. By Wield Sweats I 101I8 reduced almost to .1; ek'eloton. :51y Cough was incessant. and I frequently 81)103100d. Ny physician told me to give up • business, or I ‘von id not live a month, After talti.tu,., various route, dies Without relief, I was imally Cured By Using' two bottles of Ayer's Cherry Pectoral.. I innhiow in perfect health, tind able to P05111110 business, after having bean pro- nounced . incurable with Consumption.— • S. V. Henderson, Saulsburgh, Penn. For years I was in a 1101111510. I had weak lungs, and sull).red from Bronchitis and Catarrh. 1) l`r.:, Cherry Pectoral re- storectine to health, anti I have been for a long time comparatively vigorous. In case of it sudden cold I always resort to the Pectoral, AlIll dud ' speedy relief. — Edward E. Curtis Rutland, Vt. Two years ago I suffered from a severe Bronchitis. The physieian attending me became fearfulthat the disease 10011 (11 ter- minate. in Pneumonia. After trying vari- ous medicines, without benefit, lie linallv prescribed Ayer's Cherry.rectoral, ivhich relieved.lne at once. I continued to talcs this medieine a short time, Alld WAS cured. —Ernest Colton, Logansport, Ind. Ayer's Cherry Pectoral, Prepared hy Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mass. tkid by all Druggists. Price $1; six bottles, $6. A Point of View. Mrs. K. (in great consternation) : Oh, what have I done? What have I done? Herr T, (examining the painting) : Nef- fer mind, Madam ; I am cpiite sure I can Boon make it all right. Mrs., K. : Make it right ! What can you ever do, when its a pattern dresa and I haven't a bit of the goods:for a new 'sleeve? The Great English Prescription. A successful Medicine used over 30 years in thousands of cases. 3. Cures Sperinatorrhea, Nervous Weakness, Emissions, Impotency and all diseases caused by abuse, [introar] indiscretion, or over-exertion. [Arran] Six packages Guaranteed to Cure when all others Fail. Ask your Druggist for The Greut English Prescription, take no substitute. One package $1. Six $5, bv mail. Write for Pamphlet. Address 'Eureka Chemical Co., 3iletrolt, For sale by J. W. Browning, C. Lutz, Exeter, and all druggists. A Very Common Kind of Skin Eruption. mand—" Pa, my chin feels sore as if I W0,8 getting some kind of a skin eruption." Pa—" How long have you had it 5' Mand—" I've only noticed the prickling sensation during thc last few days.' Pa—" Tell that fellow, who calls th see you so much, to shave. This under the rniseltoe business has been overdone." Matrimonial Regulations. Emma—cc Reggy, darling, when we are married you will not 'smoke in the how, will you. ?" Reggy" No, love, the fellows will ex- pect me at the club, you know." Still, Emma is not happy. ift A 3,200 pounds steer was s aughtered. at Victoria, B. C., not long ago. Patience may be bitter, but the fruit will be sweet. We attract hearts by the qualities we dis- play ; we retain them by the qualities we possese, "Did you earry that prescription to (101 ,mrs. Smith last night?" 'said a doctor to the ofli ce boy, " Yessir." " Did she take it "? "Yessir." "Hew (le you know ?" " Crape on the cloor this morninv." bright 1;1 old Dansville gild wits being scolded by her mother for making such frequent use of the ejaculation, " I won't," " It is not nice," sa'id the mother, "and I don't want you to say it any more." The little one looked up with a twinkle in her merry eyes, and said " Well, mamma, I won't."' C. 8c S. G-IDLEY, UNDERTAKERS! ----AND--- Furniture Manufacuret7 —A FULL STOCK OF- - Furniture, Coffins, Caskets And everything in the above line, to nieet immeciiitte wants. We have one of the very best,-:: Hearses in the County, And Funerals furnished and conducted extremely low 'Dices. EMBLEMS OF ALL Tun DIEVERENT SOCIETIES — PENNYROYAL WAFERS. Prescription of a physician who has had a life long experience in treating female diseases. Is used monthly with perfect success by over 10,000 ladies. Pleasant, safe, effectual. Ladies ask your drug- gist for Pennyroyal Wafers and take no substitute, or inclose post- age for sealed particulars. Sold by au druggists, $1 per box. Address THE EUREKA CHEMICAL CO.. Dirrnorr, MO. ear Sold in Exeter by J. W. Browning, 0. Lutz, and all druggists. A large seltool of whales WM lately cap. tured itt (1,til1reoe Yell, Shetland, after it very exciting .chaee. The whales first timt preached the Unit shores; and when observ- ed a number of boats set out In pursuit. They succeeded, however; in gainingthe water, bati, after a tiik hours chase, they Were driven ashore and • killed et The school nattriberSover sixty, some of theta measuring over twenty feet in length., , Umpproachecl for Tone and Quality CATiid..01!„.?.1.31:as. FRtiEd 11.17:1-111 R 1. 4%. GuelphOnt, TIIiYELEBF1AD =71 errIASE'S * VANDELigii, FOR LIVER AIM KIDNEY DISEASES " TV7ten an intenicent mcon wants to per. . olia,ge, he buys front parli es whose standing in their several callings ts quarrodee for the quality of thetr wares. This sterling motto is doubly true in regard to patent medicines. llnY his receipt books to require any recommend/1,- 1)rC . AUSE is too well and favorably known by those made_ by practical professional men. , only Dn. CIIASE LtiV0,1' CUM has A rOOMpt nook ,..., Wrapped around every bottle whit:his wor th its weight m Dn. OnAsn's Liver Cure is guaranteed to ortre all diseases arising from a torpid or inactive liver Such as ltiver Complaint, Dyspc/,,,in, Indigestion, istilidolOSUPSS, olfamitaIdce, heel. ache, Liver Spet,,, Sallow Cont , eV e„. THE KIDNEYS THE KIDNEYs DR. CIIASEN Liver 01100 15 a certain cure for all derangements of the Iticineys,such as pain i11 the back pain in lower portion (11110 abdomen, constant desire to pass urine, red and white sediments, shooting pains in p5s61ge Bright's dipioraysieta:tondkaolnl ourolinhaeirT, liat.ol.iviibillecelro,lete,you. sea by all deniers at $1,00 per bottle, T. EltsliA.NOX)N 4110LMAGLNTS ron 035505. onAnronu Sold at CI. LUTZ'S, Agent, Exeter. 31 ti! OK,