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What we think
You can't buy these spirits
They were all represented on Friday
and Saturday.
There were students, farmers,
lawyers, businessmen, white collar
workers and blue collar workers, even
an amputee and an editor.
They were all, working side by side
for a common purpose: oto help the
community.
Such was the case last weekend at
the Clinton Community Park when
over 50 people in two days help in a
wrecking and clean-up bee to prepare
the park for a new grandstand.
Not one of the volunteers expected to
get paid, and no-one was told what to
do, they all knew their task: clean up
the remainder of the grandstand and
prepare 'the site for construction of a
new facility.
It's high time
Look out, guys, the banished
miniskirt of the 1960s may be making a
comeback this year, but don't hold
your breath.
Retailers are viewing the European
designs cautiously because they don't
want to lose their shirts over a fad that
won't sell. They say their customers'
rebellion against the maxi -,length in the
late 1960s was lesson enough. •
Fashion gurus emphasize their
miniskirts are not really miniskirts at
all. They are—"sashed tunics" and
"belted sweaters," designed, says
Pierre Cardin, with 16 -year-olds in
mind. But to the man of the street, the
1970s versions will look like the
miniskirts from before. And they'll be
worn by whoever has the legs, or the
will, to 'carry it off, writes Deborah
Dowling in, The Financial Post.
Of the major department store
chains, only Eaton's has summoned
They were all working in the interest
of the town, and the betterment of their
community, and- all possessed com-
munity spirit.
.It's not hard. to realize that com-
munity spirit is not something you can
buy or sell, you cant package it and
move it elsewhere. It's an invisible and
intangible commodity that turns a
mere group of homes, stores and in-
dustries into an alive, prospering
town.
Clinton, with the hospital crisis last
year, and the grandstand crisis this
year, has shown that we indeed are
people who can work together for our
community betterment, and that
augurs very well indeed for the future
of the community.
the courage to make a commitment to
the thigh -high look. It sponsored. a
spring fashion show for the designer
Kenzo, the man credited with bringing
the mini out of exile. And now its At-
titude shops carry 'Kenzo designs.
Eaton fashion co-ordinator Inge Wood
says $4Y mini -tunics in cotton Hawaiian
prints will add pizzazz to the beach this
summer. '
Come fall, she says, the look will
move into the city in the form of $65
cotton minis worn with patterned
leotards and over -the -knee boots for a
layered effect.
• Few other retailers, surveyed by The
Financial Post in major centres, say
they have included minis in their
fashion plans this year. The feeling is
the look is just a news story for trendy
and high -fashioned retailers to cash in
on.
Sugar and Spice/By Bill Smi
ey
Someone really cares
There's no question about it. Somebody -
up -There does look after us poor, forked
creatures here below. I have proof. -
When I left you last week, I was in the
throes of ferocious agony in the back.
Neither the doctor nor I knew whether it
was a slithering disc, a boulder in my
kidneys trying to escape, or leprosy of the
liver.
A week later, we still don't know. X-rays
were taken, but the doc hasn't received
them yet. Of course, it's a whole mile from
the hospital, where they were taken, to his
office, so that's explainable. They probably
sent them by mail.
But the pain has eased off to a dull grind,
and that's the reason for my operling
statement. There does seem to be a Great
Plan, and maybe Somebody does see us
little sparrows fall.
Because just as my back was emerging
from the acute stage, I succumbed to that
gross, disgusting, shuddering, juddering,
sweating, griping, embarrassing,
exhausting ailment known
euphemistically, even when it occurs in
March, as the "summer 'flu'." Or, in less
lady -like circles, "The dire rear."
Now I know perfectly well that had the
two concurred, the bad back that made me
scream when I lifted a sheet of paper, and
the exigencies of my other ailment, this
would be an obituary column. Doesn't that
prove that the meek shall inherit the earth?
Or something.
You may think that is a bit simple-
minded, or a coincidence. But the process,
once begun, went right on.
My wife had decided to re -decorate the
living room. She bought the paint, made a
contract with the painter, and the work
began, while I lay around shivering and
wondering which end of my candle was
going to burn next.
Horrors. The paint was all wrong.
Instead of a delicate, cool gren, it went on
the wall as a cold whitey -blue, about the
shade you'd find on the walls of a
penitentiary cell.
After one day's painting, she was near
tears. Didn't sleep a wink. But, and here's
where good old Abounding Grace comes in,
came a solution. The special deity that
looks after poor, downcast, middle-aged
people who are either plunging into the
Depths of Despair, or sea sickly navigating
Dire Straits, came to the rescue.
Since I was too weak, she had to put out
the garbage. While she was doing so, she
came across an old color chart for paint
that had exactly the shade she wanted on
the walls.
Shrieks of joy. Off to the hardware,
hammering on the door before they were
open. Back home, before the painter
arrived, with another $50 worth of paint.
Perfect! Joy reigns supreme in the Smiley
psychiatric ward. -
Perhaps you're still skeptical. Maybe you
don't believe that a Higher 'Power is
looking after you -know -who.
Consider these facts. My wife informed
me, and I had to agree, because I was too
shaky to argue, that she had actually saved
money on the deal. This may seem silly, as
we had doubled the paint requirements for
a room thirty feet long. eighteen feet wide,
and eleven feet high. Not so. If we'd stuck
with the first paint, we'd have had to throw
out the old drapes, and spend about $250 on
new ones, because the old ones didn't go
with the new paint, if ydu're still with me.
We save vast sums like this all the time.
Maybe you begin to see the pattern now.
But that's not all. Because I was too sick
and weak and shaky to write a column or
mark exam papers, I cleaned out my
drawers. Please. This had nothing to do
with the dire rear previously mentioned.
I'm. referring to the drawers in my desk.
It's all I was fit for, physically, mentally, or
emotionally.
And I found some tremendous stuff in
there. Hundreds of letters, unanswered.
Two requests from publishers to put my
column into book form. Five requests to be
guest speaker at something or other. A
padlock for a school locker. Ancient, paid -
off mortgages. Eighteen paper clips and
twelve rubber bands and sevenpencils. A
copy of my will, unsigned. Two insurance
policies I didn't know I had. Two hundred
old columns. Fifteen addresses I'd been
looking for for years. A copy of a great
editorial I once wrote entitled, "Sex and the
Editor."
A letter from my daughter, aged ten, at
camp, wanting to come home at once. A
letter from same daughter, aged eighteen,
saying insouciantly, from Montreal, "If
you ever want to see me again, send some
bread, as I have one cent." We sent.
Old stock certificates, impressively
printed, total value three dollars as
wallpaper. Letters from my son from
Alaska, Halifax, Mexico City, Jerusalem,
Paraguay, New Orleans.
Letters from nice old ladies who scold me
gently for my vulgarity. Letters from
vulgar old men who scold me roundly for
not "letting 'er rip."
Letters from former students (mostly
girls), who perhaps used me as a surrogate
father or older brother or uncle, who tell
me all their troubles, and who have now
quite forgotten me, alas.
I won't go on. It was a combination of
Aladdin's cave and Pandora's box.
But I do want you to get the theme. If I
hadn't a sore back, I'd never have had it get
better so that I could survive the dire rear.
If I hadn't had the dire rear, we'd have
the wrong paint on the living room, and I'd
never have cleaned out my drawers.
And if those two hadn't occurred, we
wouldn't be having a sale of whitey -blue
paint, and a large bonfire, simultaneously,
on the first day the backyard dries up.
Don't talk to me about evolution, Darwin,
survival of the fittest. It's perfectly ob-
vious, as I have shown, 'that there is a
Grand Plan for the universe, and that there
is Someone, or Something, in charge of it.
Now 1 don't want to get into a religious
squabble, or a fight with women's lib. We
wbn't call that Someone either God or
Buddha or the Geist or the Supreme Being,
or The Master.
Since He -She looks after all us turkeys
without reference to sex, color or creed,
let's just call It the Turkey l erson. Olt?
"Sure feels good to be home and away
rom those -reporters and flashbulbs... "
Odds 'n' ends\ - by Elaine Townshend
Recognition
I suppose every columnist dreams that
one day his or her column will contribute
something great to mankind, but I have
no false illusions about "Odds n' Ends",
it will probably neverbecome famous.
It may never appear in hundreds of
weekly newspapers or grace the pages of
some large daily papers.
It may never win the hearts of millions
of faithful readers around the province
or gain more than a glance from VIP's.
"Odds n'Ends" may never achieve the
sophistication of a syndicated column,
such as Bill Smiley's Sugar and Spice,
and it will probably never become the
envy of hundreds of aspiring columnists.
Furthermore, Ann Landers need not
fear competition from me.
Teen-agers will not turn to "Odds""
for advice about acne or broken hearts.
Brides will not find the answer to the
question, "What should I do when my in-
laws visit for the first time?"
Home -makers will not discover
scrumptious new recipes in "Odds",
unless they don't know how to prepare
lettuce and bologna sandwiches. "Odds
n' Ends" may never carve a niche for
itself in newspaper history.
It may never be hailed for its in-depth
research, its startling statistics, its
revealing philosophies or its quotable
quotes. It may never be credited with
giving gems of wit, wisdom or in-
spiration to the world or even to Huron
County.
"Odds n' Ends" may never be filed
anywhere but in the read -laugh -and-
discard file, which is more commonly
known as the garbage can. It may never
be clipped and saved for posterity by
anyone, except my mother and my
grandmother.
It may, never do ,more than help;to fill
space in five newspapers and, later wrap
trash, pack boxes or feed fires with the
other pages.
The name of the column will probably
never become a household word.
Having resigned myself to these cold,
hard realities, I was pleasantly sur-
prised to learn that "Odds n' Ends has
gained a recognition all its own.
Recently, friends of mine moved to a
small town that never heard of a column
called "Odds n' Ends" or a gal named
Elaine Townshend.
As Marilyn and Bruce packed each
crate, they labelled it according to its
contents dishes in one box, cutlery and
pots and pans in another, linen in a third,
knick-knacks in a fourth, and so on.
When Marilyn closed the flaps on one
box, she muttered, "I might as well put
Elaine Townshend's name on this one.",s;
Bruce continued working for a few
minutes: then his curiosity got the better
of him. "Why in the world would you put
Elaine Townshend's-name on one of our
boxes? " he wondered aloud.
"It's full of Odds n' ends," came the
reply.
From
our early files
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10 YEARS AGO
April 13, 1967
The cornerstone laying
ceremony planned for Clinton's
new community centre and arena
on Saturday afternoon at 2
o'clock will now be held in the
form of an unveiling of the cor-
nerstone.
The granite stone bearing the
words "Centennial 1967" was put
in place on Tuesday while the
brick work on the northwest
corner of the new building was
done.
Clinton, and district persons are
invited to come out to the
ceremony which will be followed
by a tour of the new $225,000
structure which is now nearly
closed in.
Clinton town council gave three
readings to bylaw No. 5 for—I9'67
9'67
setting new sewage service rates,
to maintain the sewer system,
disposal plant and the sewer
pump house.
The former rate for sewage in
the town of Clinton was double
the cost of the water rate, (with a
minimum charge of $3) plus a flat
rate charge of 50 cents per month
maintenance charge to each
consumer. Domestic consumers
are billed every two months and
commercial customers every
three months.
The new sewage rates (still on
a two-month billing) use the
same ten percent discount if paid
within ten days from date of
billing.
With $1,906 being donated to the
Clinton and District Community
Centre Fund this past week, the
total now stands at $14,703,67.
This total includes donations
made to canvassers, donations
from clubs and groups and profits
from fund raising events.
25 YEARS AGO
April 10, 1952
Salaries of the teaching staff
for 1952-53 were discussed at the
April meeting of Clinton Public
School Board in the school
Thursday evening last, with
Chairman A. F. Cudmore
presiding.
Principal G. H. Jefferson and
nine assistant teachers were
offered re -engagements- at
salaries allowing for increases of
up^to $200 per teacher.
In 1952-53, salaries will range
from $2,000 to $2,500 for
assistants and $3,200 for prin-
cipal.
Mrs. Bert Boyes, music
supervisor, also was offered re-
engagement.
Three Clinton boys praised the
good work of RCAF personnel
and Chief of Police Joseph
Ferrand, Clinton, in rescuing
them from a precarious situation
in which they might have
drowned in the Bayfield River, at
the bridge at Highway 4; south of
town.
The trio involved were: Harry
Gibb, 13, son of Mr. and Mrs.
David Gihh, Matilda St.; Jim
Monaghan, 11, son of Mr. and
Mrs. W. E. Monaghan, RR5;
Patrick Kyle, 10, son of F -L and
Mrs. Don Kyle.
None of the three is any the
worse for his experience, which
occurred Saturday afternoon
last, and which resulted in the
summoning of the RCAF Fire
Department and the assembling
of a Targe crowd of people.
The lads told their story to The
News Record. They were down
by the Bayfield River about 2:30
p.m: Saturday, huilding a raft at
the clay banks east of the bridge.
The trio got on the raft and
started down the river, assisted
by homemade paddles. The raft
struck the centre of the bridge
abutment, and they thought it
was going to turn over, so Gibb
and Kyle jumped off the raft, up
to their knees in water on the
a hutment.
Monaghan stayed on the raft,
and finally landed on the north
bank of the river. He ran to Ross
Fitzsimon's store, where. Jean
and Mrs. Fitzsimons looked for a
rope. Ross Fitzsimons arrived
and telephoned the Kyles.
Mrs. Kyle phoned the RCAF
Fire Department which arrived
with ladders and ropes, and
proceeded 10 get into action.
50 YEARS AGO
April 14, 1927
Canada has a kindly interest in
Thomas A. Edison, who passed
his Roth milestone on Friday. Mr.
Edison lived in Huron County,
Ontario, going to school in
Bayfield, and he was for a time a
'newsic' on one of the Western
Ontario railway lines - Leth-
hridge Herald.
The above appeared in a recent
issue of the Alberta paper and we
have hen making inquiries but
have not yet found anyone who
remembers Edison's residence in
Huron.
Clinton's new Collegiate
Institute will he open to pupils on
Monday, April 25th, after the
Faster recess. This school is the
finest in Huron County and when
properly equipped will he a credit
to Clinton and community.
Clinton has always been an
educational centre, having sent
to the higher seats of learning
,Mn)(' very fine scholars, and the
end is not yet by any means. If
fine work could he done in the old
building • and it was done - then
surely it will he easy to do even
better work in the new.
The classrooms in the new
school are so large, bright and,
airy that -working in them ought
to be a pleasure. Every room is
well lighted, the halls are large,
the cloak rooms are cosy and
roomy at the same time and the
assembly room is so attractive
that we fear all the organizations
in the town will want to hold their
gatherings in it.
So that all interested may have
a look around and see just what a
fine building it is, the school will
he open to the public from eight to
ten o'clock on the evening of
Friday, April 29th, and also on
Saturday afternoon April 30th,
from two to five.
75 YEARS AGO
April 11, 1902
We hear there was somewhat of
a strike on at the Electric Plant
this week and Fred Nagle, late of
the woollen mills, Paris, has
taken Mr. Brown's place.
A thorough overhauling of hack
yards together with the use of
some disinfectant would prove
useful exercise to many of our
citizens. A prompt removal of the
debris that collects during the
winter and general cleaning up of
the town will do about as much
good as vaccination in 11"re way of
preventing contagious diseases.
The frame building occupying
the new post office site was
erected in the year 1865 by
Messrs. McDonald & Campbell,
the former being a brotheh)f Dr.
MacDonald, Deputy Speaker of
the House. It will shortly
disappear, however, to give place
to the new post office to be
erected on the site.
The plans and specifications
are completed and it is expected
that tenders will be called for in a
few days. The Architect of Public
Works Department, who selected
the site, says that it is one of the
very best for the purpose in the
-Dominion.
• 100 YEARS AGO
April 12, 1877
On Tuesday a lady was seen on
our streets who might be said to
be prepared for any kind of
weather. The day was gloriously
fine, and to correspond, she wore
a summer hat, and spring dress,
but for fear that a change might
Occur, she was enveloped in a
winter jacket. Nothing like a
variety. -
On Tuesday evening a drunken
man made his way into several
houses in the northern part of the
town, doing no injury, but
causing considerable annoyance
to the inmates, who were
generally females. It required
considerable persuasion to in-
duce him to depart. His manner
of entrance was always by the
front door.
On Friday last, Mr. T. Glew
met with a painful accident at
Stapleton. While lifting a block of
wood, he slipped, and falling, the
block crushed his right hand
severely, although no bones were
broken.
There resides in this town a
young girl who is afflicted in a
peculiar and unusual manner,
viz., in not being able tosee in the
dusk of the evening. Her eyesight
is apparently as good as any
one's during the day, but when
darkness sets in, she becomes
stone blind, and requires to be led
around the same as a totally blind
person.
She enjoys good health, and the
cause of this. singular physical
phenomena is unknown.
What you
think `
Magazines
Dear Editor
Perhaps you have seen
people at the Post Office or on
the street offering magazines
and have wondered why they
were there. Have you ever
stopped to find out?
A reporter in Trois'
Rivieres, Quebec, noted the
zealous, all-weather •service
of a teenage girl, one of
Jehovah's witnesses. He
interviewed her, , and his
feature article "She Talks
Only- About the Kingdom of
God" appeared in the French -
language newspaper named
Le Nouvelliste. This is what
the reporter wrote: (in part)
"Age 17, a serene face rain
or shine, warm or cold, you
see (Sandra) one place or
another in the city of Trois-
Rivieres. Perhaps one day it
will be down town, the next
over in Notre Dame at St.
Maurice and Laviolette. But
wherever it is, she is talking
about God's kingdom...
"I saw her several times at
that intersection,
(magazines) in hand, calmly
mingling among the
passersby, and I finally went
and talked to her. .
.Everything she says is based
on the Bible. Whatever
question I raised on whatever
subject, she opened up the
good book and pointed out
such and such a passage as
she answered...
"Do the passersby go to
her? Not. at, all. Actually it's
just the opposite. After she
catches someone's attention,
she can discuss pretty well
anything, but first andb
foremost she points to the one
solution to all this mess
around us: the Kingdom of
God....
After discussing with
Sandra the indications
pointing to the end of
wickedness and the coming in
of that kingdom, the reporter
and Sandra • t with such
system of things", "the signs•
of our times", "Tobacco",
"Alcoholic drinks", "dating"
and "marriage" then:
(getting back to the article)
"One last question:
"Who are the people with
whom you can talk the most?
"Young people, certainly.
In their case more so than
others, one. could say they
have no purpose. They are
searching for themselves.
Hence they are more inclined
to' take in information, to
want to know what the truth
is The response of the people
to this article was very good.
For example, at the
Westinghouse plant, where
Sandra's father works, the
employees pinned it up on the
bulletin board. Many of them
came up and spoke to him
appreciatively.
Afterward, as Sandra0
continued her preaching
activity on the streets, the
attitude of the people
changed. Many now ap-
proached her, even some
stopped their car to get
magazines.
Indeed, the scene of the
World is changing. How
different this experience is to
the mob action and official
harassment that was the lot
of those preaching the good
news of God's kingdom in
Quebec during the 30's and
40's, when such public ad-
vocation of the kingdom of
God meant a jail term for the
advocator!
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Yours sincerely,
C.F. Barney,
Clinton
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