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What we think
Good and bad news
It was good news for Huron tax-
payers when the Board of Education
discovered, „that two major ad-
ministrative positions that had been
filled at an annual cost of $72,000 were
unnecessary and were being
eliminated, says the Seaforth Ex-
positor.
The positions involved are those of a
superintendent and of the assistant to
the director. Th1e encumbents are
being appointed principals to fill
vacancies that will exist.
Because of built in staff guarantees
which prevent adjustment to the salary
levels to which the encumbents will
earn in their new positions, it will be at
least another year before any actual
dollar savings result.
Despite the deferred dollar benefit,
the average Huron County citizen will
hope that the board's move is but the
first in a series of objective looks at the
overhead costs of education in Huron.
Now that these two senior positions
have been eliminated, the public quite
properly may ask what is so different
today from a year ago, or for that
matter two years ago, that suddenly
makes the positions redundant. Was
there a real need to commit the public
to an annual salary bill of $72,000 in the
first place?,1t1 at have these two men
been doing that' can be so quickly
divided up among other staff?
The assistant to the administrator,
position at $33,000 salary was created
just two years ago. The public may pe
excused for wondering whether the job,
s._ was necessary.
Certainly there is a smaller
enrollment in Huron classes than has
been the case previously, but this has
been an ongoing condition and one
which some among the administration
could have foreseen. Surely when these
added top administrative positions
were established so recently there was
someone among those in charge who
might have questioned the need in the
light of a decreasing student load and a
steadily increasing budget.
But all this is in4he past. The money
has gone and whether the positions
were needed or not is academic now.
What is important and hopefully is the
beginning of a trend, is that the board
and administration are beginning to
look more carefully at administrative
costs.
Sugar and Spite/By Bill Smi
ey
Sour notes
Don't expect the usual collection of op'
tirnistic opinion, cheery chat, and happy
household hints normally found in this
space. I'm feeling really mean this week.
If St. Francis of Assisi himself showed
up, I'd probably snarl, "Stop feeding those
bloody birds! All they'll do is dump all over
us."
My normally sunny nature is soured by a
sore back. It started out as just a little pain,
like a breadknife going into my kidneys.
You know. The sort of thing that makes you
emit a startled "aarf ! " when you
straighten up after brushing your teeth and
spitting in the sink. Lots of guys have that.
It goes with the territory.
Then my two, grandboys came for the
weekend. They weigh about fifty pounds
between them. There's a certain amount of
jealousy. Nobody can play the same tunes
on their fat necks that Grandad can, by
simultaneously sucking and blowing. As a
result, no sooner do I get one kid grinning
and giggling, and plunk him down, than the
other is standing there, arms extended.
As any grandfather knows (grannies are
smarter and threaten to wash their faces
and the kids run), it is literally impossible
to ignore the upstretched arms of a tyke.
Consequently I reckon, roughly, that I
lifted about a ton and a half of grand-
babbies off the floor over the weekend.
Another forty -odd times I leaned far over
and separated them when mayhem seemed
im minent.
As any old codger with a slipped disc or
crumbling vertebrae can tell you, this is
known as the poor way, one of the worst, of
curing a sore back. The other poor way, the
absolutely worst, I won't tell you, as this is
a family journal:-
To
ournal:"To top it all, I have a week's vacation
coming up. I have a fairly grim certainty
that I'm, going to be spending it, and a
couple after it, flat on my back.
Put you to bed. That's what doctors do
when you go to them with a sore back. First
they poke you hard a few times in the sore
back and ask, "Does that hurt?" Of course
it does. Then they feel your belly, which is
not the greatest erotic experience in the
world. They tell Soil°'cake a deep breath.
They tell you to cough. They seem fairly
sure you have a hernia. In the back?
"Can you move your legs?" they ask,
ignoring the fact that you walked from your
car into their outer waiting -room, and from
there into the torture chamber. "Does it
hurt to sit for long periods?" Damn right.
You've just sat in the waiting -room for an
hour . and a half after your appointment
time, and almost fainted when you stood
up.
Then, non-plussed as usual, they take off
their glasses and nod solemnly. "Yes, it
seems sore all right. We'd better get a
picture of -that." Translation; I haven't a
clue, but maybe it will go away by the time
you, get it X-rayed and the prints get back to
me. -A -bout 48 hours.
They give you some painkillers "in case
you have some pain." At this'point.tears as,
big as tea -bags are spurting out of your
eyes from pain. You emit something bet-
ween a groan and a squeal of pure pain as
you clamber down from that jeesly high
bed in their office.
Pain? Migawd, my wife came up this
morning to see why I hadn't come down for
breakfast. I was lying on the bedroom floor,
weeping. I'd just tried to put my socks on.
Twice today, a,police car pulled up as I
was trying to get out of my car. They'd seen
the door open and one leg emerge. Two
minutes later another leg hove into 'view.
After three more minutes,, a crouched,
swaying torso followed. They thought I was
plastered.. I was merely trying, to
straighten up without screaming.
All right? We know where we stand?
Don't expect any sweetness and light in this
column.
Now. Let's deal with that young rip,
Margaret Trudeau. My wife is on leer side.
Newspaper columnists have been generally
kind. I asked a young person the other day
for an opinion on Margaret's shenanigans,
and got the predictable answer, "Sheez
oney crooner own thing. Snuthin wrongth
that."
I heartily disagree. There's such a thing
as responsibility, though the word makes
people cringe these days. If you can't stand
the heat, fine, get out of the kitchen. But
don't run into the public square and whine
that you're just trying. to find yourself as a
person. That's juvenile. I have never been a
fan of her husband, but I admired his
domestic loyalty on this undoubtedly
painful occasion.
Speaking of the Trudeau's, I'd love to
' disinter a column I wrote a few months
back, when the Liberals were on the ropes,
and the political vultures were swarming to
pick the bones of the P.M. But that would be
saying "I told you so," one of the nastiest
sentences in the English language. A
prophet is indeed without honor in his own
country. Sometimes in his own kitchen.
Good for Harry Boyle, head of CRTC. He
has made it clear that our national
broadcasting company, whatever its faults,
is not merely a tool for keeping the Liberal
government in office, contrary to the
opinions of some Cabinet ministers.
About sweet teeth. I've never heard such
absolute crap as the banning of saccharine
because some mice got some cancer when
they were stuffed with the stuff. Far better,
I presume, to die of cigarettes or booze than
to expire from drinking two or three
hundred cans of saccharine -sweetened
drinks a day. I guess diabetics and fatties
don't swing much weight at the polls.
There. I've vented some of my venom,
and my back feels better already. Instead
of feeling like Prometheus, with that
vulture tearing out his liver, I merely have
the more moderate pain of a dog excreting
razor blades.
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Odds 'n' ends,. by Elaine Townshend
Where violence begins
The public worries about the TV
violence that children are exposed to. As
a result, most channels feature an early
evening "family time" with good, clean,
wholesome shows. Meanwhile the
toddlers, who are too young to un-
derstand the television programs, are
tucked into bed and told little ‘:stories
called nursery rhymes.
For example, a big bad wolf chases
three defenselesslittle pigs. He .huffs,
and he puffs, and he blows their houses
down. If not for their fast get-aways and
a lot of luck, the pigs would become his
dinner. Our three heroes finally end
their dilemma with a pot of boiling
• water.
Another mean old wolf almost fools
Little Red Riding Hood, who walks
through the woods to take a basket of
goodies to her grandmother. The wolf,
disguised as the grandmother, waits for
her.
"Oh, Grandma, what 'big teeth you
have," says Red innocently.
"The better to eat you with, my dear,"
growls the wolf as he springs from the
bed.
If a passerby had not heard the little
girl's screams, she would have suffered
the same fate that was intended for the
three pigs.
Meanwhile, Hansel and Gretel's father
is too poor to feed them; he abandons
them in the forest to fend for themselves.
Their hunger leads them to a ginger-
bread house, wihich turns out to be a
`rap. The wicked witch catches them,
and prepares to eat them. Fortunately,
they were too thin to be .eaten im-
mediately, and before she can fatten
them up, they manage to escape.
Even lovely Snow W,11Le is haunted by
a jealous queen, who hires a witch to kill
the Seven Dwarfs' friend with a
poisonous apple.
Action is more vivid in the story of the
three blind mice that chase the farmer's
wife and ultimately have their tails
chopped off with a butcher knife.
When the children grow beyond '
nursery rhymes, th'ey become
fascinated with TV cartoons, in which
someone is always being pushed off a
cliff, rammed through a wall or batted
over the head.
Elmer Fudd hunts Bugs Bunny with a
vengeance, even though the cool rabbit
outsmarts him every time. Chopper is
continually called upon to rescue his pal,
Tweety, from a conniving Puddy Cat.
Meanwhile, Wiley's only goal in life is
to stop the Road Runner dead in his
tracks. He drops boulders onto the road;
he paints tunnels on mountainsides; and
he shoots cannon balls. Each plan back-
fires, and Wiley, is the one that sees
stars.
A little girl I know doesn't like to go to
sleep, because she's afraid the cookie
monster will eat her up during the night.
The cookie monster, is not a character in
an adult TV show ; he is part of a highly -
rated children's program.
If our desire to protect children from
the influence 'of violence is sincere, we
should consider all the sources.
Adults watch Starsky and Hutch, who
are out to get the.bad guys, at 10 p.m. at
noon, children watch Wiley, who's out to
get the Road Runner In the evening we
concerned adults wish the youngsters
sweet dreams after telling them about a
big bad wolf or a wicked old witch.
No wonder kids have nightmares!
From our early files .
• • •
10 YEARS AGO
April 6, 1967
Wayne Gornall, a Grade 10
' student at Citral Huron High
School, won 'a free trip to the
United Nations in June.
The UN trip is his prize for
winning the annual UN Youth
Pilgr.immage Public Speaking
Contest sponsored by the South
Huron District Rebekahs .and
Odd Fellows.
Wayne is a son of Mr. and Mrs.
D.E. Gornall, Winter Court, •
Clinton.
A CHSS graduate, Gordon
Tebbutt has been awarded a
$3,000 special scholarship by the,
National Research Council of
Canada. This is the second
national research scholarship he
has won, as well as other
scholarships in high school and
university. He is a son of Mr. and
Mrs. Irvine Tebbutt, RR 2
Clinton.
. Total monies subscribed to
Clinton and District Community
Centre Centennial fund now
stands at $12,797.67. During the
past week canvassers collected
$2,233.65.
Included in this week's con-
tributions are some donations
from former Clinton residents.
Over 100.letters have been sent to
Clinton natives now living around
the world, and persons who at one
time were residents here...
Construction on the $225,000
community centre and arena is
right on schedule; the roof has
now -been completed and brick
and block' laying is now being
done.
Ratepayers are again
reminded of the official cor-
nerstone laying on Saturday,
April 15, at 2 p.m.
The regular monthly meeting
of the Huron Fish and Game
Conservation Club was held
Monday evening with a good
attendance on hand for the
election of officers.
Results were: president, Frank
Sommerville; past president, Stu
Taylor; treasurer, Don Jef-
ferson; secretary, Mait
Falconer; first vioe-president,
Lloyd Butler; second vice-
president, Murray Holmes.
25 YEARS AGO
April 3, 1952
Following a request by the
teachers for an increase in
salaries to keep pace with the
cost -of -living index, members of
Clinton E istrict Collegiate
institute Board considered the
matter at their April meeting in
the school last evening.
Trustee Dr. G. S. Elliott,
Clinton, headed the Study and
Welfare Committee the other
members being D. McKenzie,
Morris, and R. L. McEwan,
Clinton - which 'submitted the
recommendation which finally
was adopted.
Trustee Elliott's motion was to
the effect that Board pay each
teacher $200 cost -of -living bonus,
in addition to $200 annual in-
crement, according to the
schedule now in effect between
the Board and the teachers.
A branch of the Association of
Kinsmen Clubs of Canada has
been organized ii Clinton, with
personnel drawn from the town
and RCAF Station. Charter
membership is 22.
Officers of the new service
group are as follows: president,
F -L T. B. Ianson, RCAF; vice-
president, George E. •Rumball,
Clinton; secretary, Bob Fletcher,
RCAF; treasurer, P. J.
McCauley, Clinton; directors -
James Clark, RCAF; Stewart
Schoenals, Clinton; Ken Scott,
Brucefield.
Ratepayers of the Town of
Clinton will pay the same tax levy
in 1952 as they did in 1951,
providing, of course, that their
assessments have not been raised
in the meantime.
Town Council at a special
meeting in the 'Council Chamber
-Monday evening, discussed the
estimates at length in committee,
and then came up with a 55 -mill
rate, the same as last year.
50 YEARS AGO
April 7, 1927
The council is planning im-
provements to public property
thi$- edr. The office of the town
clerk is being' fitted up, a new
counter having been built in it,
and estimates allow for the
laying of new patent rubber
flooring in the council chamber.
The most important items in
the routine of business transacted
by the Clinton town council on
Monday evening was the fixing of
the rate for 1927 at 45 mills arid
the decision to pave Huron Street
from the Royal Bank corner to
the western '"town limits. All
members were present at the
monthly meeting on Monday
evening, Mayor Jackson in the
chair. The public school
estimates, amounting to $10,500,
were presented. These were cut
down by balance on hand, fees
and grants to $7,123. ..
A letter 'was received frilm the
secretary of the Collegiate board
explaining that the $3,000 item in
their estimates was for necessary
equipment for the new school.
Mayor Jackson said he had been
talking to the chairman of the
board and found that the item
was for permanent equipment
and should riot come out of
current revenues, that deben-
tures would have to be issued for
it.
Mr. A. O. Pattison, who was
knocked down by a bicycle on the
front street on Thursday last,
receiving a nasty cut on his head,
is able to be out again, his friends
are glad to see.
A public meeting will be held in
the town hall on Tuesday
evening, April 19th at eight.
o'clock when graduation eker-
cises in connection with the
Clinton Public Hospital will be
held. Mrs. Aikenhead, Miss Ross
and Miss Menary are the
graduates.
This is the first public
graduation to be held in con-
nection With the Clinton Hospital
and it is hoped the friends of the
hospital will keep the date • in
mind and attend this interesting
function. Everyone is invited.
75 YEARS A.GO
April 4, 1902
The season has arrived for
cleaning up the yards and
outhouses and our citizens should
be prompt in the matter as they
have been in the past. By our
people helping along in this by
cleaning up in' front of their
residences will go a long way in
making the town in general have
a good appearance.
The weighing of the mail
matter at the post office has been
concluded. The work hasbegun
by order of the postmaster -
general on Feb. 24th and was to
end on March 24th but only three
week's weight was kept. During
the three weeks, 3,957 pounds of
mail was despatched and 6,189
pounds received. The quantity
despatched each week was 1,167,
1.343 and 1,447 pounds respec-
tively and mail received 2,173,
1,986 and 2,030 pounds each week
respectively.
Mr. H. Carr, of Wingham, a
well-known builder and con-
tractor, who had occasion to be in
town last week, made a visit to
Wesley church for the purpose of
inspecting it. After he had gone
carefully over it he expressed the
opinion that for cosiness and
general attractiveness it was one
of the best he had ever seen, and
surpassed by none that he knew
of. Dr. Towler, also of Wingham,
stated that it was beautifully
arranged andvery comfortable.
Whaf
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Kids
Dear Editor:
I would like to take this
opportunity to thank all those
who helped make the Nursery
School Fashion Show a
success.
Without the co-operation of
many, many people, it would
never have been ac-
complished. A special thanks
to the children and parents
who made it all possible.
. ?ours truly,
Sally McNichol,
Supervisor
Human rights
Dear Editor:
Much has been heard
recently about "Human
rights". In fact, President
Carter is quotedas saying: "I
will not modify my human
rights stands." (Washington 0
(AP) March 31, 1977)
England's Manchester
Guardian is reported to have
said: Once upon a time, the
United States and others saw
the United Nations as the
champion of human rights
and impartial defender of
general faiths." For many
years people admired the
U.N.'s famous Declaration of
Human Rights as a model forts
freedom. "But now" says the
Guardian, ''disillusionment
has set in: Why the change?
Well, some accuse the U.N.
Commission on Human
Rights of behaving contrary
to its intended purpose. For
example, when the America*
representative returned from
the commission's 1976 session
in Geneva, he was indignant.
over what had happened
there.' In a public protest on
April 1,' 1'976 he made some
startling accusations.
First, he charged, a
proposed declaration on
religious freedom "is slowly
taking shape as a twisted text
designed to limit religiou'a
freedom and individual belief
on the pretext that religion*
breeds intolerance, racism,
and colonialism, causing
threats to peace and ... state
security."
The delegate, Leonard.
Garment, asserted that the
declaration as now worded
"can serve to undermine the
"legitimacy of religious
organizations and religious
practices, and may indeed be.
-used to legitimize their
repression."
Second, he attacked
another resolution recently
adopted at the 1976 session on
the "right to life". This
resolution's true import, he
charged, is that "if the state
determines in some manner
that it is not 'secure', or...that
there is a 'threat to peace,.',
then it can now, with an
formal endorsement of the
U.N. Human Rights Com-
mission suspend all other
human rights - speech,
religious exercise, assembly,
emigration - until the
supreme -threat to the
supreme 'right ' to life'
passes."
Hence, Mr. Garment
complained, this resolution
".permits human rights
crimes to be committed
openly, even proudly, in the
name of peace and in-
ternational security." (Press
release, United States
Mission to the United
Nations, April 1, 1976.) .
Those' are some strong
charges. Will future events
bear out Mr. Garment's
fears, or are these U.N.
resolutions only empty, N
political puffery that have no
real force? A year has passed
since the above-mentioned
press release. What will
coming years show?
100'YEARS AGO
Aprils, 1877
The town assessors have
finished their labors, and find
that the town Contains 2,538
inhabitants, and property to the
amount of $529,470, an increase
over last year of over $30,000.
While riding a horse on Monday
a person was pitched head-
foremost into the mud. His feet
remaining in the stirrups, he was
in an awkward position, but his
horse standing, and assistance
being rendered, he was unhurt
beyond getting a liberal coating
of mud.
Mr. T. W. Pemroy, the clair-
voyant doctor, was summoned by
,Mr. Smith, a detective employed
by the Medical Association of
Ontario, for practising medicine
without a license. He was taken
before Mr. Crabb, Goderich who
fined him $50 and costs, in all $62.
Conservation
Authority
honors five
On March 31, 1977, at the
Municipal Slide Tour held at
the Conservation. Authority
headquarters in Exeter, three
Ausable-Bayfield 'Con-
servation Authority members
were presented with scrolls in
appreciation of their valued
service over the years.
John Stephen, • represen-
tative cif Blanshard Town-
ship, has* served on the
Conservation Authority 25
years.
Frank Muma, represen-
tative of Warwick Township,
has served 13 years, and
Harold Lobb, reptesentative
of Clinton, has five' years of
service.
WAKE-UP! SHAPE UP!
WALK!
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Walk a rikll'WI,tlidtay.
N
C. F. Barney,
Clinton
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Once a family was con-
sidered shiftless if they lived
from payday to payday. Now
they're good managers.
• -1- y- +
You know you're getting on
when you realize that the last
place anybody would look for
you is where the action is.