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PAGE 4—CLINTON NEWS -RECORD, THURSDAY, MARCH 31, 1977
What we think
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Clinton needs grandstand
There is little doubt of the Toss of our
grandstand, and the social and
economic effect that the Toss will have
on our or anybody's community.
If the Clinton Raceway closes, an
admirable facility that was initiated
and run by the local Kinsmen and
Kinette clubs, will be a great Toss
to Clinton.
The Fair Board, and the Kinsmen
have worked many long, hard hours,
mostly for no pay for the raceway, and
the community has benefited greatly.
Putting aside the community spirit
aspect that such a set-up encourages,
let's look at the economic impact that
the loss of the raceway would have.
Over the past seven years, since
racing began, the raceway has brought
hundreds of thousands of dollars in
wages, goods, and services into the
area. If has lured thousands'of people
into Clinton, and put us on the map.
Economists say that every dollar
spent in a community changes hands
four times, making the raceway a
major industry in Clinton, anindustry
deficient town.
And what many don't realize is, that
this money, is not always spent at the
raceway goes to other businesses. In
fact, nearly every business benefits by
money generated by the Raceway.
Another big plus factor on our side is
the Kinsmen and Kinettes themselves.
Being non-profit organizations, they
plow their profits back into the town,
and over the last seven years, that
amount has been considerable.
The Kinsmen have put $73,000 alone
into the park, plus another $35,000 into
other projects like the Clinton Con-
servation area, minor sports, Clubs,
and dozens of other projects.
The Kinettes too, besides what they
have spent in goods and services to run
their booth, have put their $30,000 in
profits back into the community in
such widely diverse projects as a new
chair lift for Huronview, new
playground equipnient for the park,
and donations to the figure skating
club, and the arena.
So it becomes very obvious that we in
Clinton need to keep our community
active and progressive, and building a
new grandstand is one obvious way.
' It looks like it can be done without
even dipping into the taxpayer's
pocket, and who can be against that.
Let's see the people of Clinton and
area rally around their leaders, much
like we did during the hospital closing
crisis, and show Toronto again,.that we
are not beaten easily.
Let's get a new grandstand up, and
let's get it done fast!
Easter, spring both mean rebirth
Spring is a good time for Easter, with
its resurgence of life - life bursting
from every patch of soil, every branch.
Spring is a good symbol of Easter,
when Christians celebrate the
resurrection of Jesus and remember
that the tomb could not hold Him; that
He came alive for evermore. An im-
portant fact of faith, says the United
Church.
Proof? It is not a matter of
documents, of witnesses. Like most
important things in life, the answers
are not something you know, but
something you live. Not something you
discover, but what you have a part in
creating:
The proof of the resurrection is in
people living the resurrection, living
their lives conscious of the living God.
People living for others, daily relying
on the strength, the insight, the
presence of the living God. They are
Easter People.
Some Easter People are well known,
like Mother Teresa in Calcutta, giving
her life to the poor. Most are not
famous. You can recognize them
though! They are fresh, springlike,
alive people, people with a touch of the
eternal in them now. They've a great
perspective on life, seeing beyond
themselves, beyond today. Easter
People are a breath of spring after a
long winter, a Tight in a dark •room.
Easter is about being alive and living.
Sugar and Spice/By Bill Sm
ey
An end to fear
It seems that everybody is trying to
throw a scare into me these days. And I
must admit it isn't"too difficult.
We're going to run out of oil one of these
days, trumpet the headlines. Not to men-
tion gas, coal and practically everything
else -that provides heat. I have visions of
self, ten years from now, sitting in front of
the fireplace, feeding the last bit of the
grand piano into it, turning to the -old lady
and asking, "What now, baby? Go fetch the
cyanide pills."
Various ministers of health tell me
menacingly that if I keep on smoking, I'm
going to die a horrible death; if I don't give
up the drink, I'll lose so many brain cells a
day that there'll be'nothing but a pack of
putty behind my eyebrows.
Economists claim that if I don't save
some money for my old age, I'll wind up
eating tinned dog food. Other economists
inform that if I do save some money for
my old age, inflation will erode it to the
point where I won't even be able to afford
dog food.
From one of the revenue department's
lackeys comes a stern warning that if I
don't produce within 15 days some abstruse
document which I already sent them two
years ago, something mysterious and
dreadful will happen. They will "make an
adjustment". I wonder which part of me
they will adjust, and how painful it will be.
My nose could use some straightening.
If Quebec separates, according to the
pundits all kinds of ghastly things will
happen' My Bell bill will rise, along with
my blood pressure; my arthritis will soar
to .new heights; I'll have 'trouble raising a
few billion next time I try to float a bond
issue in the States; my wife will probably
leave me, because I spent the first two
years of my life in Quebec; I;11 have to deal
in funny money, with Saint Rene's picture
on it; my roof will catch fire because of
nationalized asbestos; and there won't be
any French on the back of my cereal box. A
fate worse than death.
Unemployment is rising, and I am
assured that nobody is going to hire an old,
lazy, highly -trained guy like me when there
are all those young, lazy, highly -trained
people around.
They tell me that when the anti-inflation
controls come off, there's going to be such
an almighty, all -Canadian grab for the
buck that even God is going to 'make up,
grumbling, and wondering what's going on
down there. And I'll be left in the lurch,
because tea( hers, on the whole, will let
themselves be dumped on r.athgr•than fight
in the streets and be thrown in the paddy
wagon.
Even worse things are threatened.
George Chuvalo, Cahadian heavy -weight;
tr
champ,. having disposed at one sitting of a
fat turkey called Pretty Boy Feldstein,
Might decide to start a comeback and
demand a rematch with Muhammad Ali (at
the age of 40.)
And speaking of turkeys, I have another
fear. Toronto, with one of the worst football
teams in Canada, and an equally inept
hockey team, has now acquired a major
league baseball team. It will inevitably be
"promising," "threatening," and
"scrappy" for the first 10 years. After that,
when it soars from last place in the league
to second last, it will instantly become the
"pennant -bound Toronto Bluejays." So
much for sports fears.
Advertisements constantly frighten me.
They tell me I have dry skin, hemorrhoits,
falling hair, crumbling teeth,
bad breath, and high armpits. They suggest
I am stupid if I don't rush right out, buy a
lottery ticket, and become an instant
millionaire.
And just the other day I read in the paper
that the South African doctor who started
the heart transplant game is prepared to
use baboon hearts, if there are no human
ones available. No thanks, doc. You can
give me the heart of a pig or a chicken.
Either would suit my personaltiy. But have
you ever seen a baboon from the rear? Who
wants a great, flaming'orange bum?
Newspapers tell me that the Canadian
farmer is going down the drain. I go out for
a quart of milk and it's gone up a'nickel
since yesterday. Some drain.
Everybody is talking about forthcoming
elections. This scares me too. I can't stand
the politicians we have now. Why replace
them with losers?
Well, today I decided that I've had
enough. I'm sick of beingtrightened half to
death. •
If the human race, at least in the Nor-
thern Hemisphere, is going to perish for
lack of heating, I'll move south.
I'm going to go on smoking, and will
donate my lungs to a chef who will write a
cookbook specializing in smoked lungs on
toast, with truffles. Maybe I'll get senile
from drink, but it's a lot more fun than just
getting senile.
If I'm going to die, why worry about my
old age? I'll take a steak now and let the
dog food look after itself.
Let the feds throw me in jail over my
income tax. I'd enjoy eating at somebody
else'sexpense for a change. And you get
weekend leave, anyway.
If Quebec separates, I'll rip out the
phone, which I'd love to do, and stop
floating those billion -dollar loans, which I
seldom do anyway.
If I can't get a job; I'll go on unem-
ployment insurance, and laugh all the way
to tate poolroom, with the rest of the,boys.
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Odds 'n' ends - by Elaine Townshend
The instructor lined up the 15 dogs
with their 15 nervous owners clutching at
their leashes, and I took a seat at the
back of the room with the other visitors
to watch a lesson in obedience.
With a pleasantIrish accent, the
teacher issued his preliminary remarks
to the handlers:
"Everybody will be having the same
problems, so don't worry about the other
fellow; just concentrate on your own
dog. Don't get nervous; don't get mad ;•
and whatever you do, don't knock your
dog around.
Talk to your dog at all times. I don't
care what you say to him, but keep
talking. And if he tells you he wants to do
something, take him out to the parking
lot right away."
Then the lesson began with 15 people
circling the room • on rubber mats and
repeating, "Heel! Heel! Heel!"
Some of the dogs followed non-
chalantly, while others glanced from
side to side in bewilderment. A few
troublemakers tried to disrupt the class
by nipping at the heels of the dogs ahead
of them and by twisting around to see
who was behind them.
An Afghan named Mingo was gliding
gracefully through her paces when her
mistress suddenly stopped, causing her
to break her stride ungracefully. She
glared up at her as though asking,
"What do you think you're doing?"
The instructor came to Mingo's rescue
by reminding the human to take two
strides after giving the command to halt.
After a couple of dozen trips around
the room and a few halts and about
turns, the dogs were ordered to stand.
Then the humans rearranged canine
bodies, lifting heads, straightening legs
and shifting rears to the left or the right.
A cocker spaniel named Lady licked her
master's face in appreciation each time
he smoothed her ears.
Meanwhile, the instructor's German
Shepherd smugly demonstrated the
perfect pose in the centre of the pack.
The lesson wasinterrupted by the
entrance of _a perky poodle wearing a,
bow in her hair.. The whole canine Class
gave her a vociferous welcome,
especially Rocky, a collie who until then
had seemed indifferent to the
proceedings.
During a ten-minute break, the owners
straggled out to a pop machine in the
hall or flopped on the nearest chairs they
could find. The students, meanwhile,
became better acquainted.
In the second half of the evening, the
handlers and their dogs lined up against
a wall. Each dog was, ordered to stay,
while their masters walked to the end of
the leash and dropped it on the floor. The
trick was to maintain their positions for
one minute.
Only two dogs persevered : Rocky,
who seemed to be showing off for the
poodle, and Rex, a Doberman Pinscher,
who took a nap.
Sixty minutes after the obedience
lesson began, the class was dismissed.
The poodle pranced out the door followed
closely by Rocky; the cocker spaniel
brushed playfully against her master's
legs; after his nap, the Doberman
Pinscher was raring to go aid be
practically dragged -his master out to the
car.
The dogs looked as energetic as when
they arrived, but most of the masters
and mistresses .seemed too tired to
bother telling their pets to heel.
From
our early files .
• • •
10 YEARS AGO
March 30, 1967
The cornerstone laying
ceremony at Clinton's new
community centre has 'again
been postponed to Saturday,
April 15 at 2 p.m. By that time it
is hoped the area around the front
of the new arena will be suf-
ficiently dried-up for the public to
attend -the event.
On that date, Clinton and
district persons are invited to
participate and inspect the big
Centennial project which up to
this time is being constructed on
schedule.
The cornerstone has been
donated by Jack Pryde of T.
Pryde and Sons, owners of
Clinton Memorial Shop, Albert
Street.
Last weekend, Clinton's square
dance club, the Crosstrailers,
hosted a monthly meeting of the
South Western Ontario Square
Dance Association (SWOSDA))at
CFB Clinton.
Over 170 square dancers from
12 Ontario communities attended
the activities which got underway
at 2:30 Saturday afternoon.
Clinton Women's Institute met
on March 23 in the Agricultural
Board Room. Mrs. Popp took as
her topic "The early history of
Bayfield". The Institute will
make a donation of $100 to the
Clinton Recreation Centre now
being built.
Mrs. Popp conducted the
election of officers and installed
them in office. The executive of
1967-68 are: past president, Mrs.
C. Nelson; president, Mrs. W.
Colclough; first vice-president,
Mrs. L. Holland; second vice-
president, Mrs. C. Lockhart;
secretary, Mrs. A. Groves;
treasurer, Mrs. M. Batkin;
District director, Mrs. C. Nelson;
alternate district director, Mrs.
N. Tyndall.
25 YEARS AGO
March 27, 1952
Members of the Clinton Public
Utilities Commission extended
the olive branch to members of
the Town Council when they
entertained them in- the Com-
mission Office Tuesday evening
at a showing of pictures featuring
water pipe by a representative of
the firm manufacturing this
product.
During the course of the
-evening, the Commission held its
March meeting, which was
strictly routine, and Council had
an informal discussion on a
number of matters. Refresh-
ments ended the evening's
fraternizing of the two municipal
bodies.
Provincial police at Goderich
investigated an accident on High-
way 8 at Taylor's Corners,
Friday afternoon, when a car
driven by Adam McCartney;
Clinton ran off the road,and rolled
over twice.
Both Mr. and Mrs. McCartney
were removed to Clinton Public
Hospital suffering undetermined
injuries. Estimated damage to
the car was $500.
Local police investigated a
motor accident which took place
about 10:15 a.m. yesterday. A
Clinton Dairy truck driven by
R.L. Cudmore, was parked on the
east side of Victoria •St., facing
north, north of McAlpine and
Daw's garage, when a south -
hound car driven by Howard
Shobbrook, Blyth, collided with it
when it skidded while attempting
to pass a southbound truck.
Considerable damage was done.
50 YEARS AGO
March 31, 1927
One improvement in town
property that is badly needed is a
cement walk from the front street
to the Public Library along the
north side of .the town hall. This
lane is all right to drive on but
when wet it is not very good
walking, and is usually the last
place to dry up in the spring. But
the patrons of the library ought to
have a little walk up this short
cut, which is used by a great
many people.
They do try to walk on the five -
inch curb but few.are sure-footed
enough to be able to•keep that all
the way without slipping off a few
times. A narrow cement walk
might he made beside the curb
without much cost.
If fine weather prevails, as we
all hope it will, we shall 'suffer
greatly from .dust on the streets
before tarvia is applied in June.
What abotl' getting the old,
sprinkling cart out?
Clinton's Spring Show will he
held Thursday next, April 7th and,
promises to he a success. Not for
some years has there been such a
prospect of good roads and
farmers are not going to be too
busy to attend. Exhibitors will he
able to bring their stock in and
with the attractive prize list
offered it is expected that the
exhibit will he lame.
Our streets are bare and -dry,
while last year we had to post-
pone the fair for two weeks on
account of snow-covered roads.
Unless a snowstorm comes
between now and Thursday next
we, shall he in excellent shape for
a bumper crowd. All roads will
lead to Clinton on Thursday next.
Follow the crowd, stay all day
and take in the concert in the
evening.
75 YEARS AGO
March 28, 1902
Good attention has been given
by caretaker 0. Crich to the
cemetery. The walksand plots
are well looked after, which the
friends of departed ones will
appreciate. Since the- 1st of
September there have been 26
burials - September 3, October 1,
November 8, December 2,
January 4, February 4, March 4.
Mayor Jackson has called a
public meeting to be held in the
town hall on Wednesday evening,
April 2nd, to discuss matters in
connection with celebrating in
Clinton the day of the King's
coronation - June 26. All those
interested are requested to at-
tend. Let there be a large turnout,
for this is a worthy scheme.
W.T. O'Neil has bought the
excellent residence and lot on
Ontario street from Mrs. J.
McMurray, the price paid being
$1,125; possession is given on
April 7th and Mrs. O'Neil will
remove to it about that time. .
Mrs. Moffatt has sold her house
on the London road to Mrs. E.
Blacker for the sum of. $30. .
Mrs. T. East has sold her house
and lot on Dinsley Terrace to R.
Downs, sen., for the sum of $700.
Owing to the high prices which
have to be paid for beefs the
butchers of town- A. Couch, Ford
& McNeil and Fitzsimons & Son -
have raised the price of meats
and terms are cash• They want to
do a strictly cash business
hereafter and not have any
outstanding accounts.
100 YEARS AGO
March 29, 1877
One day ,,last week, Mr.
Lawson, of lot 12, 2d con. Hullett,
caught in a trap a large horned
owl that had been making nightly
drafts upon his henroost. He daily
witnessed the decrease of his fowl
but could not tell what became of
them. But one morning he
discovered his best turkey
gobbler headless, then he sur-
mised where his fowl went, and
he acted accordingly with the
above result.
Henry E. Rose, charged with
stealing a pair of pants, a pair of
hoots, a pair of mitts and a gold
dollar from Mrs. Agnes
McIntosh, Goderich: was
arrested here on Wednesday of
last week, by Constable Yule, of
Goderich. The prisoner pleaded
guilty and was sent up for trial.
On Thursday, while4all the
butchers were seeing some cattle
weighed, someone helped himself
to a $4 hill from the till of Mr.
Tewslev.
We learn that Mr. R. Craven,
last week committed to Goderich
jail, for debt, has' since been
bailed out by three of his friends.
On Saturday last a farmer,
accompanied by his wife and
family, comprising twenty-one
persons, took the L.H. & 13. train
for London, where he re -shipped
for some part of the Western
States. The "company" was
large enough to form a colony of
their own.
What you
think
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Droppings
Dear Sir:
Pigeons aren't needed for •
Heritage just to make a mess.
Mr. Young thinks (last
week's paper), we all need
pigeons. I agree, it does keep
somebody employed an extra
hours or so each day, keepin
igh
the sidewalks clean at th
Town Hall; cleaning upstairs
11.
in the Hall; replacing win-
dows these bombers take out
once in awhile.
No, they aren't craze
enough to enter and exit in the
same hole, they make one
hole going in and another
coming out. It makes more
work for the maintenance
man and helps to spend 411
those tax dollars lying around
doing nothing.
I cleaned up the pigeon
mess for awhile and pity the
man doing it now, who has to
clean up at 7 or 8 am and then
again at 12 noon.
Luv them Stinkin Pigeons,
John H. Rueger,
Clinton.
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As we are not a large
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The reason we are doing
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