Clinton News-Record, 1977-02-24, Page 150
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CLINTON NEVUS*ItC!�
secondary school news
United Nations meets at Norwick
• United Nations meets at Norwell
The thrill of victory and the
agony of defeat. That just
about sunt up 'the three days
last week when 10 students
Wm CHSS attended a model
ited Nations in. Norwich,
Ontario.
• Upon arrival we were met
by the "Palestine Liberation
4 Organization. A member of
this delegation, Matt Smith,
the President of Student's'
Council, was hilariously
dressed in a guerilla warfare
outfit. Quite appropriate we
thought. He said it was
camouflage!!
That night a large party
,was held at a community hall
for all the delegates. Little
* did we know about the un-
mentionable tactics that were
being planned for the
following -day.
During the U.N. on Friday
we found ourselves engulfed
by harassing notes, threats,
and offers that were hard t6
refuse. Representing Poland
was Veronica Huffman and
Marie Bradley; Denmark :
Philip. Street, Scott Doherty
and Brian Gerig; Phillipines:
Janet Huntley and Jeff
Hearn; Yugoslavia: Cathie
Lewis, Ruthann Penfound,
and John Stephens.
A member of this
delegation found himself
disrobed by security - we.
won't say who John. This
honourable delegate from
Yugoslavia received
honourable mention for best
CHSS sports roundup
Basketball
On Thursday, February 17
the Senior Redmen were
defeated 52-35 by Wingham.
Richard Verberne was
ligh scorer with 12 points and
'Richard Carter had 11.
The Junior Redmen were
also defeated by Wingham 50-
32. Joe Verberne .,high r
scorer with 12 points.
Aik,The CHSS Midget team was
defeated, with a score of
-21. Joey Wall .was high
sorer with 12 points.
On Friday, February 18,
the Senior boys were defeated
by Mitchell 45-37. Richard
Carter was high scoter with
18 points.
The Junior team'_ in a
consistent scoring effort won
their game versus Mitchell
70-52. High scorers were, Joe
Verbern with 20 points, Mike
Thompson - 16, Joe Claessens.
Aid Steve Steinman - 11, and
Brian Trewartha - 8.
I* The CHSS Midgets were
defeated 38 - 21. Ian Fleming
had 6 points.
Volleyball
On Wednesday, February
16 the girls volleyball teams
travelled to Exeter both the
senior and junior girls beat
Wingham but the juniors lost
to Seaforth. The senior team
defeated Seaforth.
On Monday, February 21,
the teams travelled to
Goderich. The senior and
junior teams beat Exeter and
lost to Wingham.
The junior team finished in
third place in Huron county
and the senior team finished
first.
Today the senior girls
advance to the Huron -Perth
playoffs in St. Mary's.
Wrestling
In , the W.O.S.S.A. com-
petition at Saunders'
Secondary School (London
Steve Rosenlund, as the
only CHSS wrestler to par-
ticipate, was put out in the
second round of competition.
Just ask Arnile!
Dear Annie:
I 'fount last veek's column
very eenterestink, indeet,
Arnie. I hat no idea you were
so eenterested in
psychological research, unt I
am just the guy to g'eef you a
few pointers.
In dealink vit intellectual
unt perspectiff continuum,
relatiff of course, to
Machiavellian's principle of
luminiferous simultaneity, it
is necessary to make use of
. duality unt functional har-
mdfi4y in the transformation
from Meta to Theta vaves,
,; but only if they are radiatink
from the- innermost quadrant
of the ocular lobe. See? Unt as
for Eddinkton's theorgy of
hypothetically sympathetic
perception unt its ap-
plications to spectroscopy.. .
o tell you the trut I think
it's all a lot of Greek to me..
or vas he Italian?
Anyway, Annie, I threw in
vit my letter a copy' of my
latest paper on intra -cranial
vacuum control through my
latest design in inner -ear
syringes. Happy thinkink!
Ludvig von Deutzchenzinger,
M.D.
Dear Ludvig.:
Since ven--since when is
this column an outlet for
crackpot professors! For the
last two weeks all I've gotten
in the mail is an obscene
letter from a psychologically
disordered . Yankee and a
truckload of meaningless
bunk!
Whatever happened to all
you -problematic .... t.eenie-
boppers out there? Sheesh !
costume (or lack thereof).
The delegate from Israel
found , himself being kid-
napped .during a con-
troversial resol4tion dealing
with Israel -Arab ' conflicts.
Ireland found themselves
subjected to removal from
the Assembly after shooting
delegate from Liberia with a
cap gun: Many other
resolutions dealing with oil
tankers, torture in countries,
and canaries were strongly
debated.
That night, a formal
.banquet 'was held for all the
delegates except Scott. Brian,
remembering that he had to
pick up Scott raced to Scott's
house, only to find him
furiously eating a cold pizza.
A doggy bag was given to him
by some of the delegates to
try and cheer him up.
Following the banquet there
was a dance. It was most
unusual for us because
everyone was dancing. We
knew we weren't in Clinton.
The 'following day, the UN
resumed its function of
solving 'the problems of the
world. The USSR submitted a
resolution banning all the
bathtubs in the world,
replacing these with com-
munal showers. They felt that
far too many injuries were
incurred in bathtubs. Red
China, upon agreeing with
this found themselves at war
for about five minutes. As far
as we know it was the shortest
war in history.
The USA who won "Best
Delegation" gave out skimpy
- or should we say "skippy"
peanut butter sandwiches in
honour of Jimmy Carter.
They also buttered up the
President by giving her an
entire jar.
The trip was very enjoyable
and believe it or not we did
learn something. We would
like to thank Norwich High
School and everyone else -who
put up with us. How you' did it,
we'lI never know.
By: All of us
Except Scott
We forgot about him.
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I am a Gr -12 student at I am a prefect and I am a
C.H.S.S. and I have been =member of the Down Hill Ski
active in the Student's Club that has travelled to
Council for the' past two Talisman several times.
years. ,;.Jvext year I plan to go to an
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Elaine Townshend was the
guest speaker at the Feb. 16
meeting of Kippen East
Women's Institute. She was
introduced by Mrs. James
Drummond and thanked by
(Mrs. James Chalmers. She
spoke on "Alpha" - The
awareness league- for the
physically handicapped
adults.
She gave a resume of her
early life and of the dif-
ficulties encountered by the
physically handicapped in
everyday living. "Alpha"
would like to make the public
aware that the ,.physically
foai>tdicapped would like to'be
involved in the community,
they would like to make the
public aware 'of. their
problems and to suggest to
Town" Councils how they can
help when building arenas or
g in new sidewalks etc.
pke it possible for -the
physically handicapped to
use the facilities. Some
tggestions were ramps
instead of steps, washroom
doors wide / enough to ac-
commodate wheelchairs and
curb cuts on sidewalks. ,
Mrs. M. Connolly was
hostess assisted by Mrs..
James Chalmers. Mrs.
Connolly chaired the
progratfn, and Mrs. Wro.
MCcDoWell gave current
eeants with her usual little
•rpt
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touch of humour. Mrs. James
Drummond gave a thought
provoking motto in which she
didn't altogether agree with
the assigned topic - "Young
people who march in protest
should remember the roads
were paid for by their
'fathers ".
She brought out that young,
people do not do all the
protesting, the teachers and
the unions seem to be doing
most of it.
Mrs. Vern Alderdice
described the .work done on
quilting at the Training
School she attended last
week.
Mrs. Ross Broadfoot
provided the music and Mrs.
Dave Triebner led the sing
song, -
The next euchre party will
be on Feb. 24 and the South
group is in charge. Lunch was
served by the hostesses and
the committee in charge.
Personals
Mr. and Mrs. Robert Bell
are holidaying in the South.
Mr. and Mrs. Jack Deitz
have returned from a wintery
holiday.
Mr. and Mrs. Orville Work-
man have returned from
California.
Miss Lynn Alderdice' is
home for the "Slack Week" at
Western.
It was a.peeping-chick 'picture when Laurie Graf, left, and John Brand came together with
the two chicks they helped to hatch as part of the grade 3 and 4 study of birds at St.
.Joseph's Separate School. The week-old. chicks will be sent to a farm when they get older.
(News -Record photo)
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art college in Toronto. Some
of my -interests outside school
are horseback riding, and I
am often seen knocking on the
door of the Qr-13 Iounge.,Who
am I.
The student of week( last
week was Alex Harett, Gr. 13.
By Blanch+ Deed
Happening $:r4*O14l-�a!
Middleton. Morning KPra a*'
was held • at St: Jpinp$';
Church. Middleton on Sunday
morning with Mr, Du Baulay
of Bayfield in charge. Dr.
G.H. Shepherd of Bayfield
spoke on Valentine's and
Shrove Tuesday and what it
meant to him when -he wasa
boy. The flowers in the
church were in memory of the
late Arnold Miller.
There will be no Church
Service at St. James Church,
Middleton on Sunday,
February 27. We will join in at
Trinity Church, Bayfield in an
old fashion hymn sing at 10
a.m. everyone is welcome.
Please note, the ACW of St.
James Church, Middleton
will hold a card party and
auction sale at the home of
Mr. and Mrs. Ed Deeves at 8
p.m. Thursday, February 24.
Ladies are asked to bring a
small lunch. Admission is $1.
per person and everyone is
welcome.
Personals
Mrs. Fred Middleton
returned home on the
weekend after spending two
weeks at the home of her son,
F.J. Middleton, Stratford and
the next two weeks at the
home of her daughter, Mr.
and Mrs. Bob Campbell of
Clinton. • .
The Goderich Township
Spring Dance will be held at
the White Carnation on
March 12. For further in-
formation regarding tickets,
call Hazel McCreath 524-7436;
Grant Stirling, chairman 482-
9954; or Doug Yeo, vice -
'
chairman at 482 -9946. -
Please note there will be a
Township public skating
party, Saturday, February 26
from 1:30 to 3 p.m. in' the
Bayfield arena. Everyone is
welcome.
The Sarah Hale Chapter ,of
the I.O.D.E. sponsored the
March of Dimes blitz in the
Clinton area, during the past
month. I.O.D.E. Audrey
Middleton was captain for the
canvass team for part of
Goderich Township. She is
very pleased and proud to
report that the ten canvassers
asked to taking part, did so
quite willingly.
In most cases, with their
husbands as chauffeurs, they
made their treks up perilous
roads either by car or on foot
to make their house calls. A
grand total of $182.75 was
received. Audrey would like
to sincerely thank those
Pop
Rethwel.l,
Pow+ll, MTs;.
Bruce Miller, llii�; s. Ji�l
Semple, ' Mrs. Bob Elliott,.
Mrs. Garth. Postill, Mrs. Bert.
Schilbg, . , and Master Bob
Thompson. All contributions
received were very much
appreciated.
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Mr. and ' Mrs. *Clarence
Perdue were supper guests
with the Deeves on Thursday.
Ed and Blanche were
supper guests with Jack and
Marion Smith of Dungannon
on Sunday.
Sorry to report Bill Smith
has been under the weather
this past week. Get well
wishes to Bill, also to young,
Debbie.
Wayne Kennedy of Hullett
has solved the snow removal
problem. Using a large 4 -
wheel drive tractor with a
huge blower, he takes off the
banks of snow making it
easier for the snowplow to
push it back. Wayne, I'm told,
runs this. machine with a
helper, 24 hours a day and has
made a good job
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