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tai
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sand Constipation. hnd no appetite,
became greatly debilitated, nod was con-
stantly atllteted With headache anal llizzi-
lC11 . 1 censuttC l Our fnnlily duoter., who
prescribed fur me, at various flutes, with-
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IMPROVED
any bowels were regulated, and. ha the
tiule I finished two boxes or t i su 1'itls lav
tendency to headwelies bed dist/pp/ewe/I,
anti 1 bee;une stroll, and )Voll. --Darius
M. Logan, \Vilmington, Del,
I was troubled-, for over a veer, with
Loss of Appetite, and General li+inl1;y
I cotnutene d taking Ayer's Pills, and be-
forefiuishtng half aa )pax of flits medicine,
Ill)- appetite and strong( h were restored.
—C. 0. C'hu•h, Da ibuty, Conti.
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was ;ve.lil. 811(1 nervous most of the time.
BY USING
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For months I suffered from indi-
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lA 1 peucetul country cottage
Joy nod sunshine reigned stiprente,
XAIli hiu4 children round the doorstep
Sportlutron.the gresespegt greens,,
l+orutostet bump Witt) frelie
!Erie a nut -brown plaid of four,
Proudly happy, gazed the mother
'Oa her darlinye, from, the door.
But upon her darling Faith
Dwelt her eyes more fondly still,
And. a throb of deeper pleasure
Caused the =Men' Heart to thrill.
Tiny leas her darling's figure,
Afore like henun tg bird or bee
Flitted oho atuonget the others,--
Twar; a goodly sight to see,
Rile, pet of all the household,
Idol of her parents' hearts,
Lilco a beans of sumtnor sunshine
Glowing bright, ere it departs,
31erry eyes of darkest hazel,
Laughing, roguish, full of glee,
Skin its brown as any berry,—
Whet a dimpled darling she
Here and there she stops and lingers,
Casty a roguish glance behind,
Coq:.ettish, yet full of meaning,
Mischievous, Yet oh, so kind
Happy, merry, little dorl
intler's pride, the nut -brown
maid,
Sister's, pet and brother's idol,
Father's joy, in all arrayed.
it a
All the joy has now departed
From that happy cottage home,
Broken-hearted is the father,
Sad, oh, sad the mother's moan !
For theirJeved and cherished darling
Death's stern hand has snatched away,
Clouding all their happy, sunshine
O'er with sorrow's clouds of gray.
Dark as midnight seems their pathway, •
But a star shines bright and clear
High above the clouds of sorrow
That surround their pathway here,
High in heucen, each day more brightly,
Shines that clear, effulgent ray,
Thus, unto the gates of Heaven,
Angel Exile leads the way.
•
HOUSEHOLD.
Household Hints.
The stovepipe can be cleaned by putting
a piece of zinc on the coals of a hot fire.
The vapor produced carries off the soot by
ehemical decomposition.
An excellent way of cgoking eggs is to
break them into boiling milk, without beat-
ing. Cook slowly, stirring now and then.
When done soft pour into a dish and add a
little salt and pepper.
Iron rust is readily removed by equal
parts of common salt and cream of tartar,
moistened with water and applied to the
stained spots and placed in the sunshine.
Moisten as it becomes dry, for two or three
hours.
Stale buns may be made to taste as nicely
as when fresh if they are dipped for a mo-
ment or so in cold water, and then put in a
hot oven for five or ten minutes ; they will
turn out as light and crisp as when first
baked. ,
Pour boiling water over the raisins, let
them stand a few minutes to soften, then
drain the water off and you are ready to
proceed. No more trouble with sticky
fingers. Just pinch the seeds out at the
stem ; a knife will expedite platters a little,
though not essential.
Rusty black lace can be freshened by
washing it in borax water. After it is par-
tially dry dip it in water in which an old
kid glove has been boiled and some indigo
blue added. Then stretch the lace out well
and either iron it on the wrong side or press
till dry with a heavy weight.
If you have any old cane -bottomed chairs
which want recaning, you may make the
seats useful with thick colored wool twine.
Cut away the old cane first, and thread a
long, stout darning -needle with the twine.
Knot the ends, loop it through the holes
backward and forward, crosswise from side
to side, right and left, and, every hole being
filled, work them back again, weaving as
you would for cloth, so you must be careful
not to draw the threads very tight the
first time over, or it is more difficult to
weave. Finally, press the pair of threads
together.
In buying table linen, the finer, smaller
the pattern the longer it will last. When
table -cloths are half -worn, or past use as
such, the hest parts may be cut into table
napkins, and if neatly hemmed few will
notice that they are not of a regular pat-
tern ; or these pieces may be used to lay
under boiled fish for serving, or they will
be found very convenient for wrapping cake
before putting it away in a tin box, for cover-
ing bread, and a score of other uses in the
kitchen ; for it is neper well to leave food,
after it is cold, uncovered and exposed to
air, dust, and flies.
Fruits, which are so healthful and cool
ing, make dire stains on table linen and
clothing. Such stains can be removed from
white goods by pouring boiling water
through them, provided that the spots have
not been first wet in cold water. If they
have, or are of long standing and refuse to
disappear before this simple treatment, clip
them in water to which has been added
chloride of lime in the proportion of one
tablespoonful of the chloride to each quart
of water. If the stains are very deep let
the article remain in the water fifteen or
twenty minutes, then hang in the sun with-
out wringing. Fruit stains on colored
goods are more serious matter. Boiling
water is the best thing to use, for it will
not injure the most delicate color or fabric.
Other remedies take out' the color, so it is
well to attend to all such stains while they
are fresh.
There is generally too much time spent in
he daily dusting of the house. Many ad-
iise that all things be carefully gone over
with a cluster or dampened cloth, to take up
every particle of dust. Now a damp cloth
cannot be used either on varnished or oiled
furniture without taking off the gloss. A
chamois skin, dampened, is sometimes used
with excellent effect on varnished furniture,
and that only should he used at regular in-
tervals. The hest plan is to open the win-
dows, and, if necessary, the doors, so as to
make as much draft as. possible. Have a
stiff brush (they are shaped like a paint
brush, and are intended for stuffed furni-
ture) and brush and clean well about the
cracks and folds, if there is stuffed furniture ;
for a floating fluff that seems to come from
mysterious distances is found about most
houses, especially those in towns and cities.
Then for fine furniture use the finest and
softest feather brush your can get, flipping
up the dust, so as to force it in the direction
of the windows. Have coarser feather dus-
ters for coarser furniture, and try to force`
the dust up into the centre of the room, so
as to reach the draught and float out. In
this way a room may be dusted in ten min-
utes that would otherwise take from three-
quarters of an hour to one hour to dust with
cloths. If there is anylbt about dou l
ant dost be -
pin a large damp cloth about a broom
and go over the caret with it. Tidewill
' up all the dust that falls, and prevent
more from rising. It takes but a few min,
utes for this process, -if onee practiced in it.
.A11 modes that shorten the dusting Of a
large house are a positive gain of time.
Where there is much bric-a-brac the process
isinterminatble unless the delicate portion is
Miter gl1598, where it euglrt''to be to stare
breakage
Cookiag 1,eoipes,
13Old : _ zL CA.ulto'rs,-Sous le. axil wash them
1 z
thOLI, Wit theist in two, if very large, into
four>' and eat them across;; they require
tont; boiling tc) make thein soft,
Sawn) Vent.. -.-Lay a knuckle of veal in
a saucepan with two blades of 410,00, 11'11 011-
iolt,. a small whole peper and some salt with
two quarts of water; cover it close and let
it simmer for two hours.
Bann BROmlr.—Take a log of beef, out it
in pieces, put in two or three blades of mace,
some parsley and a crust of bread ; boil it
till the beef is tender, toast bread and cut
into slice, but it in a dish, lay in the beef
and pour 00 the broth.
H.anico'r Dan t roN.—!!Enke a good gravy
by boiling the trimmings, seasoning it with
pepper and salt. Strain and add carrots,
parsnips and onions previously boiled tender.
Slice tieln i11, then pepper and salt the mut-
ton, broil it brown ; put it into the gravy
along with the vegetables, and stew all to-
gether tell minutes.
MINCED VEAL.—Cut the meat from the
bones, and having minced it very fine with
a small piece of lemon peel; grate over it a
little nutmeg,and sprinkle on some pepper
and salt. Put the bones into a sauce pan
with a large onion chopped fine and water
enough to moisten well ; thicken with a lit-
tle flour and butter and serve on buttered
toast.
TAPIOCA PUDDING,—Take six tablespoon-
fuls of tapico and soak it in milk for some
hours before you intend to use it ; when you
are going to snake your pudding, put the
tapioca into a quart of milk, place it on the
fire, and, as soon as it boils, sweeten it to
your taste and let it simmer for a quarter of
an hour. Pour it into a basin and stir in a
little fresh butter and three eggs well beaten,
Bake one half hour.
STEWED STEAK,—Take some slices of
beef, pepper and salt them well, slice up a
couple of onions thin and lay a piece or two
of the fat of the steak at the bottom of a
clean saucepan, then some of onions and
on that more steak, and so on alternately
till you have put all in ; shake and turn it
about frequently to keep it from burning ;
let it stew in its own gravy till the meat be-
comes tender ; then take off all the fat from
the top, mix some flour in two tablespoon-
fuls of water and pour it gradually into the
stew ; stir well and when it boils up good re-
move from the fire and serve.
CANADA'S TIMBER LANDS.
Statistics of the Product and the question
of its ,Exhaust ion.
An Ottawa despatch to the New York
Herald says :—There has been much specu-
lation of late as to the possibility of the
lumber supply of the Dominion becoming
exhausted in a very few years. The several
provincal governments have been giving
their attention to the matter, which is
likely to prove of such vital importance to
the interests of the country, with a view to
devising some means by which this great
industry may be preserved. Mr. Ward, an
accredited authority, estimates that the
Province of Ontario furnishes 4,474,000
pieces, equal to 3,600,000 of standard pine
logs of 200 feet each, producing 520,000,000
feet of lumber, 6,790,000 cubic feet of white
and red pine, or 81,000,000 feet, board
measure ; dimension timber, 23,000,000
feet, board measure ; hardwood, cedar, etc.,
equal to 5,000,000 feet, making in the aggre-
gate 635,500,000 feet, board measure, pay-
ing to the Provincial Government for timber
dues annually $501,000, and ground rents
$46,000, with 28,000 square miles under
license.
The Province of Quebec has under license
48,500 square miles, producing 2f400,000
square pine logs, equal to 386,000,000 feet,
board measure, and 1,308,000 spruce logs,
producing 106,600,000 feet, board measure;
white and red pine timber, 3,110,000 cubic
feet, equal to 37,320,000 feet, board mea-
sure ; hardwood, 51,000 cbbic feet, or 611,-
000 feet board measure ; railway ties, 143,-
000 pieces, 32 feet each, making 4,575,000
feet board measure ; tamarac, 165,000 feet,
board measure; hemlock, 34,000 feet ; cord-
wood equal to 5,000,000 feet, making iii all
549,976,000 feet, giving a gross revenue to
the province of $868,596.
The cut in New Brunswick is estimated
at 160,000,000 feet of all classes, principally
spruce: The pine, once so plentiful in this
province, has become nearly exhausted.
The above.fl aures regarding NewBrunswick,
however, only refer to the cuton Government
lands. There is a large extent of private
lands held in the province which pays no
tribute to the treasury. These limits are
estimated to produce annually 500,000,000
feet of lumber and timber, three-fourths of
which is exported, the balance being requir-
ed for home consumption. The extent of
the territory is 17,500,000 acres. 10,000,000
of which is granted and located, leaving
7,500,000 acres still vacant, and giving to
the Government an' annual revenue for
timber, ground rent, &c., of $152,000.
FORTY YEARS AGO.
There was time to live.
Men slept yet in their beds.
The epoch of haste not come.
The saddle was the emblem of speed.
Brawn and brains went hand in hand.
A day's journey was a serious matter.
We were still a nation of handworkers.
The highways were dusty and populous.
No house contained a sewing machine.
The canvas -covered wagdn was the ark of
trade.
The turnpike was still the great artery of
trade:
There was not a mower or harvester in ex-
istence,
The land was lighted with candles after
nightfall.
Butter was unmarketable 100 milds from
the dairy.
The steam saw -hill had just begun to de-
vour the forest.
The lord of 1,000. acres sat with his har-
vesters at dinner.
The day began with the dawn and not
with the train's arrival.
The spinning -wheel and shuttle sounded
in every farmer's house.
He who counted hie possessions by the
square mile kept. open house for the way-
farer.
lavish in an abundance
he ich were 1
T. r
which was not yet covetedby the keen eye
of commerce:
From east to west was the pilgrimage of
a life; front north to south voyage br was e, v gage of
discovery.
"I have a heartbigenough for two,"
'
remarked Brewne. ". es .• but that will
o
you: no gob unless you can drive with you Dr. i'hillsbnr to see 4ii. wife she talked' daughter, married to. one of '1'• U-�)MA1 o, Co.•
Y y asses to his daoQQ ,.
teeth," repliedMiss elle and then y rei ti .... - rt 4 sairp GENTO toR
CAN 4A. ' • nRAbPOfti1•
p .g as the 73en host± family, who takes the nano
eI Browne elands about the net biters until �vBorg
hese cured and in the best ofsplrlts. andtitle of Torlotia. i Sold at 0, LtYTZ'r$, Agent, Meter.
THE ('i,AR1k 01`'01,1141)101N.
Sotue
0o1601Advice ti Wes it tRiulttei,
Tho mother of several boys was One day
benloalling se. a : visitor tete feet that her
youngest,:: "a chili ;of Ave, was snbjeet to
Sutzuner complaint: She inti beets up with
))iris all
the preceding night in an attack re-
selnbling,cholet8, morbus,scourge of
cholera was in the'lauel tit the time, altd tine
anxious paretlt sighed as site said she knew
poor little Tont would have no chance if ex-
posed to the disease. She had hardly finish-
ed her lament when the guest caught a
glimpse of its object. The morning was a
rarely one, but the child was standing near-
ly knee deep i11' wet grass under a plural tree
in the garden eating the unripe fruit with
gusto. At ]ler friend's exclamation of hor-
ror, the mother glanced from the window,
nodded smilingly to the juvenile culprit,
and said calmly, as she resumed her seat :
" 1 never limit the boys in their allowance
of fruit. They are welcome to all they find
011 the ground, and the clear fellows enjoy it
thoroughly."
Another chilli, a girl of four, is "passion -
at
el fond of ick! ,
»
" It does no good to put thein out of her
reach," laughs the mother, " 1 did that for
a while. But after I caught her risking her
neck balancing herself on two chairs and a
footstool to reach the jar oft the top shelf of
the pantry, 1 thought it would be safer to
keep them where she could get them with-
out breaking any bones."
Nearly every one is acquainted with child-
ren who are as devoted to their strong tea
and coffee as is a regular drinker to his
dram. While these beverages may be help-
ful in imparting temporary tone and strength
to hard -worked men and woolen, it is a
great mistake to permit a child to begin life
by over -exciting his nervous system by their
use. For those who do not like milk, cold
water—not ice—should be sufficient.
Thoughtless mothers often lay the founda-
tion for this taste by pouring a few tea-
spoonfuls of real tea or coffee in the child's
" cambric tea." . Far better is it to have it
understood at the outset that such drinks
are not for children, instead of pretending
to humor a whim which can do no good.
Nervous digestions and tempers would all be
the better for the abstinence.
The adoption of many English fashions
that possess no intrinsic value has been the
vogue of late in this country. One that is
well worthy of imitation is the manner in
which English children are trained. The
plain breakfast, the early dinner, the simple
tea would all be beneficial if grafted upon
the Canadian nursery stock. There are fa-
milies even in this country where the sub-
stantial lunch of the parents is the childrens'
dinner, and where the little ones do not ap-
pear at the late repast, which is the principal
meal of the day to their elders. In one such
home the approach of Sunday was always
heralded with delight as being the one night
of the week when the juniors were allowed
to have a slice of cold meat apiece with the
milk, hominy, bread and butter, and simple
jam or marmalade that composed their usual
week -day supper.
This course is not always easy to follow.
It is hard to deny pleasures to children
even when one is convinced they would do
more harm than good. It is often mere sel-
fish love of ease and dislike of a scene that
actuates parents in yielding to the pleading
of the youngling for some unwholesome de-
licacy. The fact once established in the
child's mind that ho can get what he wants
by crying for it, his plan of action is simple
and obvions.
Gerard, the Lion Hunter's Pet.
-The story is told of Gerard, the great lion -
hunter, that he captured a whelp in the
mountains of Jebel-Mezours, Algiers, named
it " Hubert," and brought it up as he
would bring up a dog from puppyhood.
.After some time, his huge pet becoming too
dangerous to go at large, Gerard made a
present of the animal to his friend, the Due
d' Aumale, and Hubert traveled to Paris
in a big cage, bemoaning his separation
from his old master. The next year Gerard
himself visited Paris on leave of absence
from the army, and went at once to the
Jardin des Plantes to see his exiled favorite.
He describes the interview as follows :
Hubert was lying down, half asleep, re-
garding at intervals with half shut eyes the
persons who were passing and repassing be-
fore him. All of a sudden he raised his
head, his tail moved, his eyes dilated, a
nervous motion contracted the muscles of
his face. He had seen the uniform of the
Spells, but had not yet recognized his
friend. I drew nearer and; nearer, and no
longer able to restrain my emotion I stretch-
ed any hand out to him through the bars.
Without ceasing his earnest gaze he ap-
plied his nose to my hand and drew in know-
ledge with a long breath. At each inhala-
tion his attitude became more noble, his
look more satisfied and affectionate. Under
the uniform that had been so dear to him
he began to recognize the friend of his
heart.
I felt that it only needed a single word to
dissipate all doubt.
" Hubert 1" I said, as I laid my hand on
him—" my old soldier 1"
Not another word. With a furious bound
and a note of welcome he sprang against the
iron bars, that bent and trembled with the
blow. My friends fled in terror, calling on
me to do the same. Noble animal 1 You
made the world tremble even in your ecsta-
cies of pleasure.
Hubert was standing with his cheek
against the grating, attempting to break
down the obstacle that separated us, mag-
nificent to behold as he shook the walls of
the building with his roars of joy and anger.
His enormous tongue licked the hand that I
abandoned to his caresses, while with his
paws he gently tried to draw me to him. If
any one tried to eome near he fell into fren-
zies of rage, and when the visitors fell back
to a distance he became caltn and caressing
as before; handling rme with his huge paws,
rubbing against the bars, and licking my
hand, while every gesture and moan and
look told of his joy and his love.
When I turned to leave hint he shook the
gallery with his heart-rendiug roars ; and
it was not till I had gone back to him twenty
times, and tried to make Minn understand
that I would come again, that I succeeded
in quitting :the place.
After that I came to see my friend daily,
sometimes spending, several hours with him
in his. Doge. But after a while I noticed
that he became sad and dispirited, and when
the keepers alluded to his furious agitation
and excitement every time I left him, and
attributed his worn-out and changed ,.ap
pearance to this cause, I took their advice
and made m visits as seldom as possible.
One clay, some four month from the time of
inv $rst meeting with him in Paris, I enter-
ed the garden, and one of the keepers came
forward, saluting�and said'; " Don't come
any, more. si
" ,
m r , a Ilubert is dead.'
at
Deyou believe in ffemale physicians'?"
"Yes, :f r ladies. When I calld intlblrs.
ALTA
Dry -Goods Clerk (tos;w.oun •Weldon o0c.
tenter)-'--. ,1 1 believe . i, had the pleasure
of meotiq yolt:at a, garden patty at Griner
by last su'ttut er, Yung Wonia Will
these pods wash, sirsir?Clerk—Yes, Medea*
Cit (ai1'1--" 41.9those rent strong cows
over there y01us, Sir jA/ Farmer-" Yes,
muni ; and they arothe strongest in this.
section." City Git1—"Then you must be
the main that snakes that awfully strong but,
ter, ain't you 1"
A,young man and a young woman of Peo-
ria, 111., have a wager upon the fate of a
Congressional canvass which makes the
fo,•thconlingelection a subject of grave con-
cern to them. 1f the candidate in question
wins, the girl agrees to marry the man. If
lie loses the plan agrees to marry the girl..
A young widow relates the sad aeoident
which bereaved her of i>er dear partner in
life : " We were o1 our way to,Bagtiirodles.
A tram -ear collided with our 'bus on. the
Boulevard de Clichy. A wheel came off,
Whenthey
We were sitting outside, \tt he Dame
to pick us up they found my husband crush-
ed to death and my watch broken all to
pieces." The lady then adds, ),pathetically :
And it was quite a new one 1'
A woman was struck on the head by a
large dishpan, which had been hung in such
tt place over the closet door that it could
not be opened without dislodging the pan.
Fortunately the; injury was not serious, but
with righteons indignation at the stupidity
of ]ler now Irish "help" she said: " Didn't
you know the pan was sure to fall and likely
to hurt someone badly if you hung it up
there ?" " Indade I did, maam, I11 fell on
nieself twice( to -day."
" Ah, those autumn leaves,. Farmer Robin-
son," sighed his city guest. " What lovely
tints of color, and what an addition they
are to the. charming .scenery you must so
enjoy." " Yes, miss. The leaves are get -
tin' a good deal of yeller and.red onto 'em,
that's a fact. It's about time to gather--"
" Then you really find time to gather au-
tumn leaves ?" " 011, yes, indeed. We rake
rap re few cart -loads every year for beddin'
for the bosses." Another aesthetic dream
smashed.
" That Parisian trick—the Vanishing
Lady—that Hermann does is a great one,'
said Jones. " He covers a lady with a
veil, and after a little manoeuvering removes
the veil, and the lady has disappeared."
" That's nothing to a young lady in our
boarding-house," answered Brown. " I have
seen ten or twelve persons in the parlor,
and this young lady come in, sit down to
the piano, and begin to play and sing. In
two minutes all the rest had disappeared.
Talk about Hermann 1 He ain't a patch to
her."
.A bargain sign stopped a procession of ve-
hicles in Tremont street, Boston, the other
day, in an amusing way, opposite a noted
dry -goods establishment. A woman whose
Wei -h could not have been less than tree
hundred, generous measure, rose slowly and
majestically in her place in the street -car,
and look d eagerly out of the window. The
conductor marked the attitude and pulled
the strap. The car came to a standstill,
and the stout woman descended with much
force on a feeble -looking passenger next her.
" Don't you wish to get out?" cried the con-
ductor in an irritated way. "Of course not.
only want to see what that bargain in
socks was."
Glass Eyes.
Some idea o the extent to which glass
eyes are used, as well as other facts about
them, may be found in this paragraph from
a foreign exchange :
Germany and Switzerland produce over
two million glass eyes in a year ; and a Paris
manufacturer, with a reputation for finer
work, some three hundred thousand. They
are made in the shape of a hollow hemi-
sphere, and the most skill is required in
forming the pupil out of the colored glass.
Every variety of color is used, some eyes
being even traced on the inside with red
pencil to produce a bloodshot effect.
" We fit the eyes," said a dealer recently,
f' to the socket by heating and softening the
ball, and then cutting it with hot scissors to
the proper size and shape. The hollow
part fits over the stump of the eye. When
this is neatly done the artificial eye moves
as readily as the real, and it is difficult to
tell wh'yc11 one is glass.
" T11t3 great majority of artificial eyes axe
used by workmen, especially those in iron
foundries, where many eyes are put out by
sparks. It is seldom that a woman has a
glass eye. If an artificial eye were not used
when the real one had been injured, not only
would it give to the possessor a peculiar
facial appearance, but it would be apt to af-
fect th eothet• eye. An artificial eye seldom
lasts longer than five years, because it is
acted upon by the salt of perspiration and
of tears, which dulls and roughens the
surface.
" For this reason it is customary to take
the eye out at night, which also gives the
socket a rest. Some nisen are able to cry
just as well with' a false as a real one. It
depends altogether upon whether certain
arteries have been injured-"
A Romantic Career,
The history of Prince Torlonia, whose
death was announced recently, is a series of
surprises. The family were of French origin
and came from Auvergne, the original name
being not Torlonia, but Tourlogne. The
founder of the great banking family was ser-
vant to Cardinal Aquaviva, who in his will
left him a provision for the rest of his life.
The valet invested the money in lace and
needles, and did a good trade with these
small wares, and was able to educate and
push forward his son, who early showed de-
cided ability for finance. He was patronized
by Pius VI., and employed by him to carry
,out a series of monetary operations, all of
which were brilliantly successful The name
of Tourlogne was now,abandoned, and
Giovanni ¢Coi•lonia founded a bank, and
money multiplied with him.
On his death in 1829 he left his son, Alex-
ander Torlonia, a fortune of 40 millions,
Alexander inherited not only his father's
wealth but also kis capacity for business.
The 40 millions invested in the purchase of
a monopoly of tobacco, stretching over thirty
years, increased enormously, and Prince
Torlonia found that while the other Roman
nobles were growing yearly more impoverish,
ed, money was fructifying in his coffers, He
employed it in princely hospitality and in
ventures of enormous magnitude, .arid both
methods of investment were prosperous.
Tho drainingg of the Lake Fueino, a work
Which several of the Rolnan Emperors
commenced and abandoned, waseecessfn!tial
yct
carried out at a cost of 35 millions, and Vic
tor -Emmanuel celebrated this groat engine,
ening achievement by presenting t11e 1'rflnee
with :a 'gold: medal spookily struck for, the
occasion, Tile Prince's eneen ions wealth
Humors,
Erysipelas,
„
Canker, and
Catarrh,
Can be
cured by
purifying
the blood
with
de not believe flint
.Ayer"s sarsaparilla has
nn equal ala a remedy
for 1Cr'oflllOtl8 Ito-
mors 1t is pleasant
to tnl,c, gives strength
and vigor to the bed)^,
and yrolluces. tr 11ioi•0
liermuitellt, lasting, r.0-;
stilt than any medloine
I ever used. - —ft.
Haines, No, 11,4ininle, 0.
1 have used flyer's
5;lrsnparilih. in ally fat::-.
Sly, for Sere lulu, and
'WOW, 11 it it; token
ftithfufly, it will
thotou'hly eiatilcat8
this terrible disease, ---
W. P. Fowler, 31. 1).,
GTeeny ille, '1'enn.
For forty years 1
have stttl'ured with Ery-
sipelas, T have tried
all sorts of remedies
Por my conlpleint, but
found a 'chef until 1.
00iltnlen 1d using
•'s2-): 1'l lit!.
A 'c s
ill 1 a
) 4 1
After tat* n' ten.
bot-
tles of this Medicine I
an completely cured.
—Mary C. Amesbury,
Rockport, hie.
I have suffered, for
years, from Catarrh,
which was so severe
tbtit it destroyed my
appetite and weakened
my system. After try-
ing 011101' l'Ci11CdIeS,,
and getting 110 relief, I
began to take .Ayer's
Sarsaparilla, and, in a
few mouths, waS cu red.
—Susan L. Cook, 009
Albany st., Boston
11ighhinds , Mass.
Ayer's - Sarsaparilla
Is superior to any blood
purifier that I have
ever tried. I have
taken it for Scrofula,
Canker, and Salt -
Rheum, and received
much benefit from it.
It is good, also, for a
weak stem ach,—Millie
Jane Peirce, South
Bradford, Mass.
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Price Sl; six bottles, S5.
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