Clinton News-Record, 1976-10-07, Page 12under my eyes and
eitl + omple ton. M
lr was►
off° a hayst
Tera windtet
adaunted by these
horrors, I went downstair for
breakfast. Unfortunately _ all.
that was left aver from
pre -weekend shopping was a
jar of olives and a couple of.
eggs. Just to cheer myself up
I tried to make eggs sunny-
side
unnyside up. Needless to say, in
my condition, I had to eat
them scrambled.
At Ilf15 as usual,
friend showed -up: On hear ng
the doorbell. I stumbled to the
door and flung it wide open.
There stood myfriend. She
ware a spotless lue skirt and
seater set that made her look
like a 36-24-36. Her makeup
was precise and flattering;
her teeth and hair shone.
Aghast. I slammed the door
ran back upstairs and dove
under the covers - safe from
the light of day.
only sac el Or a
ate.1
sleepilItated.
RAM and a seater-
Finalt)r, It was titne to brave
the. mirror. f. stood lac to get
the full effect of the blood-
shot eyes, the dark circles
The CRSS Central Joggers
Club officially started on
,,..-October I. This very active
club will be hard at work
right up to April g0,197?.
The club Is divided into 4
parts - 50,25, 100 and 200
miles, Half of the individual's
miles must be run in the first
part of the year (Oct 1 - Dec
20) the rest must be run from
Jan 15 - April 20. Every
member records his miles on
a tally sheet in the Phys Ed
hall.
The Joggers are hoping to
enter a few of their 240 milers
in some road. races in the
spring. The reward for
jogging those miles wiU be
not only a healthy physique
but individual activity bars.
The top jogger will receive a
special award at the road
races.
So to all joggers -
Good
Luck and some advice: Never
go* on a long jog with your
shoelaces tied together!
psro,nises to deal►l,
erything from putsac>old'
Sit aunts to dipsomai
girlfriends.
aybe there is a. little of the
uui#
lanced in all of usi
Nrn...1 think I'll ask her
about ax severe case 01
deadline hangover!) Be sure
to write to Annie Slander
today!
Are youpart
of the human race
or just
a spectator?
Dear Annie:
Is it true that you're. a
frustrated, suicidal dip-
somaniac who takes her
fetish frustrations out on
r?
p he rumours down at the
pool hall suggest that you.re
known for standingunder a
streetlight at night. Just how
DID the boys at the pool hall
get to know your phone
number? It's on the pool hall
wall,written in large red
letters. Did you put it there?
And is it true that. ;under Your
jeans you wear black gar-
ters?
Now, these are all rumours
mind you, but I suggest that
you confirm their invalidity
in your column. Your
provocative response (in the
newspaper) is driving simple
boys mad with passion.
One grade twelve student
has threatened to choke on an
old sock left in the change
room if he doesn't soon find
out your identity. The boys in
grade eleven want you to
recite one of your columns'in
the shower room. They
promise not to molest you.
Listen, Annie - your
enigmatic facade is a real
come .- on, even to the
teachers. One male teacher
says he'd love to carry your
- column next to his heart.
And ' Annie, the football
team wonders if you would
like to go to the next school
dance with them. Oh, by the
way, would you like to play a
midnight game of tackle
Football with the team? They
insist that they'll stick to the
rules: No tackling under the
achilles heel!
So, when you stroll down
the hall, hidden under your
alluring facade, just
remember that all those
males skipping down the hall
would really prefer to_ be
skipping to your house.
Sincerely mine,
Mr. Thrupukin
Dear Mr. T.P.
I am upset, appalled,
s, ,ceci and disgusted by
tt Platter! Tiat make such a
judgment on goy character
and you haven't even met
me!
Do you mean to say that all
last year these rasty rumours
were going around behind my
back? They're not even the
same rumours that I started!
What do you mean . - a
"come-on?" I only report the
letters and offer my own
humble opinion! •
I think you ought to get your
mind out of the gutter, young
man.
Of course, you're entitled to
your own opinion, but your
nasty indecent insinuations
are nothing more than
slander. My lawyers will be in
touch with you shortly! !
Yours cordially.
Annie Slanders
The poor grade niners at Central Huron Secondary
School were the brunt of all kinds of jokes at the school's
annual initiation ceremonies last week. Here three girls
show how to crawl the hard way. (photo by. lack Hunt)
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By Philip Street
School Spirit is just another
name for the truce called
between student and school so
that the student can tem-
porarily forget his her
military position and settle
down to having a good time.
It isn't a bad idea: the
average student will spend
more than 1,000 hours at
C,U S.S. this school year.
In recent years, there has
been -a dynamic upsurge of
apathy at C.H.S.S. No longer
is it "cool" to the majority to
participate, to get involved.
to care. It somehow seems
less than "cool" to stubbornly
refuse to relax and enjoy
some of the activities planned
for you. What are you "afraid
of?
The positive achievements
of "spirited" students are
more visible than the
negative aspects of mass
indifference. That is, if 411
percent of the student body
were really involved in school
activities, it would seem as if
everyone cared.
It is impossible for some
people to join any club or
team. These people can show
their support at assemblies
and pep rallies. ,
Sbhool spirit really means
having a little pride and a lot
of fun.
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