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The Exeter Times, 1886-8-26, Page 7PETERTATRICE. Peter.Patrlek O'lleini a came down, of ono November morning, int a o deo of hof naives (he had to take that ot of h ,elder brothers °ombteebj, > short and butter, abort of tenure, i hort of b ad a t "bite' short of everything in to F --or, an Mre. O'Rourke lemma e f tersely y e scribed hie advent, Atilth x o t greet btathern' biys 1" °ewe into a world of crusts and gristle d bonea, beatngs and eeoldings end eerff aa hunger and rage, and etrelgirt- wa,evict g W way let out to'drew a robust tach every deT of his life on them, until as old." h, e father (there were' three Vetere in . the the family), exclaimed," The pis in the pin, and the wades in the garden hadn't a allow oe beside e' him E Ana when Mrs with equal antimony, had rho him to ped gather tomo' garments for hie need, loll it seemed. at a week; before there were hie deer out s han is away a arm g g bare 1 p_ F to ofth um an equal l enema P 8 of than, arith q bone and',rnusele showing thane between the of his Wetmore and dilapid- ated parodies on leather, called his "shoes." Then nature trleked him out with such redundant orep of tight-re oaurling red or vaa though she hadnt a y ',appliedlted that O'Reorke brothers plentifully material, and his eye had a asapimmt t lie day ke a live octal, and the wear iest couldn't wilt the roses in Me cheek, and his teeth made no more of cracking the hard shell of a walnut than the ey did of die l sin themselves in a broad wbleh was the normal attitude el hie fea- tures, for that matter. Mirth and mi.ohfef mixed in generanely with the abuse showered en him through the week, the ktokngs and thrashings manifold ; and then, of a Sunday, to stand up in the church at the head of all the choirboys, he -the a ]talo choir a surplice lland gratitude to ut en over his rods --rolling God in a vain note inhit 1at Loud andle husky er awe'et and faltering clear, clear above all the rest ; tie that the choirmaster loved him, as he listened, though he bad to thresh him very often, at the rehearsals, too, ter, and looked hank. "X,00k *here 1 you sit," he cried angrily. You Peter•Patrlck, O'ltoorke, tomo hero 1" Voterel'atrrok turned, blushed affably, took eft his Dnp, and approached, very rorty that the honorable goutlemabaok but Mase lneensed birehero wee by looking bull..In the field totePet l it there wee a m inteinside the meter -Penick would far rather leenark than out, a e ad "" ou good-for.nothiDK miser bl p d ; exolaamed the Hon, John, in high dud- geon, mlok bym i g con, "what do gee mean met" "Dade thin I Pies ter honor's pardon,"' said Peter.Petrlok, with. ,weet•tsugued moderation " 1£ yen'll belave me, I wass .only jfet adhmirn' o' yer bettor's illeg ennt *threw 'Dena and it 'la be a sorry eight a grend nd gintiemaa like yerel f, as melto d a immiu' in hie own money if meld go a and clip' all the bighent of- fices cines, and haul as they all to -and that, t inthe 8aee Sic sa to the glowry of it -end tit std river a win to Ira 1 Feith an' if: I'd me euoh a one, I wouldn't bo betavin' im any Outlet - men at all 1 Be dad thin, I have a little etbrut et' me own, " sore," Perteriok it concluded modestly, though ofcourse,„ don't Dome anyways up to. yer honohr honorable Spite of all he could de, the o.. gentleman realized that all resentment to- wards Peter. 'atriok war” melting away in his bosom. The °ornery of hie mouth twitch- ed up weakly, to teach you " I'll tell your father man- ners,on young impudence 1" he managed to blare out, againet his yearning oonsolenoe. Peter-tatriak laughed again. " Weel weal, " he added, "but I'm only fearin the ould man aln t got many to taohe, All the better look, yer ,honer, for I get' a more free-like, ye see, plokin' 'em up en the ethxil grin Peter•Patrlak re- turned his nd And with a gena e of the ruddy ours overgitis lleft earto , and oentinued on his way But the oeheolnra ter tidli retained , his hand; " And more than that, ¢tx, yea throwWs down ]dr. Charley, Orarav li as hurrying on hie waY bele, and beet hire, himtheere for a netdiaary Vearaing. lie use. 'Pate sat like death e" that gilded little sleigh, with It resift fns, belpiess land ; sad with a feed death, Charley Granville threw himself ed from the steerer s seat behind ---no be might • lank, Withphiee other s e an Aa BALTIL in f3mnl-Pgxe T4 Avofd 00040" I On the ere" apps , ea etataern se, the patient,hoold be. F lrsr e and stele from oxo his mother had written save hlwsef# with hie. a entrant, as ne•►r thq top of the housb tsxdiness 'which Pdtez Fatriok returning wl F p n at the foot of the posstbie, from whish ourtaiaa, asipe f Inc. ds me had reached the etosst g ao in t and other noodles% article], on all of e. sudden Pato, ' hill. In one brief instant ho marked h , g g ' e removed, and no parson ex' Th himself up, and' hie lip curled, straightened his keen eye the slight level the lust the nit t the medical atndau0 ad the nurse er and think It was a verb the look that.. ld d w what he a°old dv, oepth r should be permitted to enter the i ' hi not vangoful, not re. With outstrotahed arms, yours giant. mo held only of %ilea at>1 rd leapedthe trial to watt scant of nor vealing anything-4msashed far'wa +, containing a %olr;tnn tempt :and he hold hie hand or br1t - th t din crabbing' load, that precious, A basin con ng l r i of sin shrink- a p " wan oedd leroed belie acid or chloride ef lime should be placed word without one Olga bel loss load ; the iron e h p ant to s It in. . 1 }v and p b rred be for the patient R to after b • , d hold It a near the d p 1tAlleging b wrsoetvo _ it, > in gtithe., receiving g'r b oa t -•b a gied a h rs ra ,be . g 1 net e - hon.t 1 ud i o wit w h l whim it waft ever, quietly turned, it from death, with hie broken arra, i , flandkerohfefr a wl rn } i ae of colt rsgn i t d, ler R iz WW1 e tient E F r.- el rielt • name, a a a eyes, a Word, and tank bre stat. oo.room hie" bieeiling and uneeluddeue breatt. Thew) wan one heat in the .sob Aye, the were saved and Peter Pat - with y e nn ee p ice afar be poet of the pa , p that the ewe leered to follow up all day, riclay with quiet, upturned face in .the o Ilan ,blinding and signed and with that glory en his head, ith a u Y=shim) glare, % sea book:' w to 1 This But naw of a al a ady had morning, cuffing from old ehaving from Mee. 0 Reinke, old Peter, and .% rating osening sole of his thee witha the fast•, drew a bush through his with a few -string, hair, which therefore only purled back on Koff s. the jauntily off over one esteak what ar, thrust hleft to is hands in hie pookett,aduke started trtit being col with the ab of a grand pos,ible for anyone with se much gladness him of heart not to h there n t had been assigned h he 1 t pen his desk at echos . to •Patriok When be took out hie F I am not sorry that Fe x or his elate, letters and °figures shone all my ht he sunlight maze eft g bite ma alike in the w But he could eee to whittle out tops d h as when a ep o he Will should be kept for the use o a a ss a will be dotted by For gopars, work,nor need • wheat kande, of In one hand: .h never down to jacket t; f foro ndd a the aeoretions of the patient.ed with e e ,that f indeed -it m meg water abound be impYegnat chats rut n w 1as .n the.. btaint p the nth mange oh ai f h e s life w g e b h re . d that there h rr ala ,Y e rl od to C e Paor et r +a PPlatt's at Y Pl on the hands may at enae be removed. 4. A plentiful supply of water and towels fth nP tee, When Bernhardt is away' from the Conw9 die 1'ranoatee-the management iind it very' hard to make things pay. re and the Sohliemann, the explorer of Trey discoverer of the tomb of Agamen►loen, is an old Californian, and used to buy gold; duet o to away back in the Slush in the g,oran► n Wino, donna of she Mao. Fides D vrie;r, prima receive BQ,tlt!ti< Grand Opara et Paris, a to r franoe for ten nlghte next 00anrn . ut Monte Carlo. This 1e perhaps better than marry.- ing a poor clerk and washing dither, Dr, Ralph Leslie, 0 the University 0 Toronto, Canada, and St, Thornes h o tA t London, has been de°orated with t for of weopold by the Hing of the Belgians, hie ,orviees en the tipper Congo. shame ut►de, the shadow of his dock, al It always to throw away in deeds like tides sharpened sate pencils for them al .. But when he lay, with his arra folded, was : "Please, sir, may I go to Petcoften, 1 in hie' white grave.olothee and bis featur whenriok to s day g w long, pencil 2 Butoks ao fine and peaoi fel in the clustering hair theddown sbanntoter deekok that had been growing dark of late, they was joist wonderful, Fla the y hie desk, ft p glorythat sunlight bacon to tee open bit face something 0 that was jun isteddy s 1 beauty which the painter saw. a little. mala in his ruddy maks 1 for sleeping, They bore him into the ohuroh for pet hip ed to gat shipped awhile too, and the chotr.beys sang over and whipped Yon not ecu when he at ivad we to him. Bat the aheir•master's heart wan bit - May in and ams, an h e 9° afterwards ter. Their voices ware 1111 husky, faltering, for In at roams, he and committed weak, There was no voice there new for for we to go c And when when he was 'him, He did net think how Peter•P+trick allo end oldd to to ant, And the hegot home, had learned some ringing notee beyond h0 e and tPeter asked himganypreliminary to scale, but only that there was no voioe 1 eohoo1, t Weal Pater -did yeh" now for him. P&trto the day, with, daddy, Y y sadPeter' The Hon. John Granville and the honor - thin jeanswever omitting to didn't: I as it would be a worthy and appropriate sot jlet!" never omitting to make cheerful .able badge Granville, brothers, agreed that mention, so near as he could remember, to at upa monument to the memory of to the apo rule, m'nnmbor a rid Peter, ao. Peter-Pariek, with some inscription ex- plication oto rule, made another forcible ap-preseive 0 the brave manner in which he pit So, of of the rod. had met his death. Bat a threatened de- boys,Ss, often attar the rehearsal °f the choir- premien. in oertain stooks made it neoearary . er the vestry, theohaetiand for the for then to make some change in invest - makings the ole clan i and mischief- tef menta ; and I am happy to say that, like the makings of whole cies e, fell toter• rest, the "forgot" is, Patrick's unshrinktng shoulders t simply be• rest, e P forgot" is. 's neglected Knave a blued the photo point of sin there nom- Fslender alder and a sweet wild -thorn bush brood deemed to point book for a ter sponsor- have sprung tip and in the wild and windy to theillumination afforded by Peter,P ht they lean against each i k's radiant grin. And as he went on with ever-Inoreasing jubilance of heart, le 1 a little sandp tailed fled deg came out of an alley way, affeotionately about Me heels, o et e dog's rick looked around to see if any g' quondam tormenters were in sight and sat- iefied that there was no call for immediate venend into hie pocket and drew forth a crust, eance on that soon, thrust hie hsav- ed from hie own scanty breakfast. This, the deg, having, like Peter. Patrick, been imposed upon a community short of provi- sions, devoured greedily, Oh, but the bat- tles PeeterPetrlok had fought in defeuse of that miserable aur 1 battles upon battles, of eld ;time. Well, "there was es peonilar quality of hardness in PeterPatrick n fists. The dog had suffered little hazing ;of late. He never followed his benefactor home, They beth understood that. al- b rettie° Bald ova, "s®nae sth'sle about him," 5. Outside the door of the sick a sheet sh°nld be 'impended so dasb to cover the en• tire doorway ; this Ghoul p ly wet with a solution of line. The effeof ct of this wail be to keep every F house free from infeotior: bowels and kid- 6. The diaobar'gss of the wets a d into neyt of the patient should be veesole charged with disinfectants, such as the solation of oarbellc acid or chlorideof lime, and immediately rear vod. internee meant the poison thrown off endues may be rendered inert, and deprived of the power of propagating diseaee.e self imprassed it, before the house of ready one toe many , ive him stolen signs of affection en the Fie stop ea an usual on the hill, to . the Hon, John Granville, up tarn somersaults for the delight unlike of poor little Barney Granville who, eter- Patrick, didn't row. Unlike enough triiookk too,' there had been jackets d trousers enough, of the tineet °loth, waiting g tannin, sada the rest andmeats housesndand col- legest sand now he legal a horses and what not,s though he grew se weakly and ;tardily, could never °etch up with him. But Barney thought it was as geed as a peter brought to performwn there, nstanding to eee on PaterPatribk p hie head, and patching mend le in idside turning himself wrongup out, all for Barneeee benefit, and onearing the big gate at het with a bound : "Come now, Mather Barney, and have a ride on me shouldthere1" Barney screamed with delight se the nurse hand td. him out thronga the window to Peter atrtok who, netting him on his ehonl- dere; •forthwith trotted and neighed and cantered, and pawed the earth with bis feet -the meet villaineuely restive horse ded Mra at last, after a deepereteat ever married rrun, safe uin again at the window, " You'll be lata at school again, this morning, won't you, eer.Patrtok 1"said litlte'Barney, sympathetically, " Ooh thin," said Pater -Patrick, cheer. fully, " wait till they onoet have me there airly i Faith, that 'ud be aenaethin' worth apakin' of, Misthei Barney." "" I wonder what makes It so hard for you to learn!" "" Sure, I don't knew," said Peter -Patrick politely attempting to look intereated ; "' the blatherin larnin'l Faith it won't get into the head o' me, nohow." "" I think it's so easy to learn," seta little Barney., his delicate fa1eedshoowiinnd g gold -bound a background of many volumes at the ether end of the rlohly•fur• Walled room. gentle Poter•Paoriok looked at him with g tie, large•souled admiration. "And wodldn't I like though jilt to have the tearnin; o' ee / Miather Barney," he ex- claimed eloquently. This made little Barney very happy, and Mrs. Granville, whe was tilting in the the room, also looked up with p blowzy, glowing face outside the window. "I wonder," the thought, " if he wouldn't like a pie. Sneh great rough boys always do like pies ;" but her eeametrets enteral g the room at that moment to ask her, some question, she forgot all about it. " Will yon get puniehod again, to -day P' asked little Barney gravely, "And do ye thlertPatrick nk it'll be only wan ave vent to a mirthf 1 skin' I'll be getthi the day, Miather Barney 2 Faith, yo might hould up all thea inners'' ers o' yer too little white hoods, and y have enough to be namin"em But don't ,- 10 that be troublin' the darlln'. heart o' ye.. My hide's that tough flet, I don't falo'em -noi, Wet all, at all. Sure thee pelt off n me like the rain -wether offs duck. And I think some e' *tee ought to be handin' In a 011, for givin' me so: much wallopn' fret 1 Don't ye hear e' wan and another goin'off to the cures, to git their poor bodies. exercised list by peondin' and wallopn assthey pay the doethore a big prise for del& of 2 Lord known, Miather Barney, as I feel jist that grateful -=-bilin too poor ndade to pay the doother--to git eo much wallopin' free." Aoknewledging with another o 1 u heartofroerr the honor done him by g leddles, Peter•Petrlck, with a nod, atuel his cap off ever the other ear, and eaantered on down the avenue. So he mot the Hon. John Granville re. turning home trona hie morning walk to the Grativille s corpuleat little poraen na ngr alng booming with a miinoing though pompoue tread that alerted with oath emphatic little step, I own the town," "I own the the town:" awed as he supped. Him having madly paned, eel, Peter.Patrick thrust back his early head, pxotrudcd' what was in 'fad a very empty stemaoh, and, imitated of his own fret swagger, proceeded derive this thoroughfare with a moat atrtliing and lifadike reproduce tion of the Hon.' Jehn Granville's g and affected watt, to the "watt edification of the passers-by, as well au the ireeprosoihle delight of Homoeervent girls at ,the upper windows. The honourable gentleman hoard laugh. street and that was a tomfert. It was Peter•Patrlok's habit, when he reaohed the culvert, to leave the main thereugbfere and take a new route by crawl- ing through that dark and interesting pass- age en his hands and knees 1 and thence by a path along the cliff to the expsaed trestle -work el the railroad some twenty feet er mere above terra firma, hewae ao0uatomed to pursue hie way by leap- ing along the outmostrails 0 thebridge. And though the distance to school was by these means, considerably inoreate , adventure at ' other there, a night r o and It makes a arena -not of polished and Yet the lad couldn't hia bre breast, but t as ohiselled marble Indeed, but rugged, thorny, out,tie orh a cap a his bar&hobnebbin sharp, like the one Christ died on; and in with with or cap .ever his ear, g the wild and windy, night, where no foot with forgiving, world, the next 011, Paloving, asses, the infinite multitude ef stars look forgiving, forgetting.iy Peter Patrick 1 down, and the behold it. y So much for an ordinary day. There were extraordinary, ones ; days net only of enamel whippings, but of unoeualdv n - A. correspondent 0 the C'ork Excbminee • "" men the > etnlfartties of the ex. hubs, A g F , eta of hibite at the • Colombo, are speoim Canadian literature sent by the Government hooky, Mrs. s Four o by , that count b country, of Alexander ,toss, the well known and gifted authoress ' of some charming works, are ore hI as ase view. A glance at thea, whin FP are selected as illustrative types of the Canadian literaryteudenay, shows that the os the water are joining in the people nor din which le either tee ". reaction against reeding light er tee teohnioal. I understand that Mre. Resit originally bailed from the mother unt . She. intends to publish shortly la 0o tY London: a work entitled, ,The Red Man, dedicated by permission to the Duke of Connaught." The Winnipeg .Free Press says: "Php Gartman, who was sentenced to seven years in,prieonment for oomplioity in the rebellleri of 18S5, was released from Stony Mountain penitentiary a day or two ago. He is new In town, but:will ,bortly leave for the Prov ince ef Qnebeo. He prepeees writing a his- tory of the rebellion from the standpoint of the rebel. As he acted at seoretery for Louis Riel after the lamented break-up of the Hon. Mr. Jackson's mind until the wind-up of the rebellion at Batoabe, he will be able to peesrnt the other side of the story bitter than any other person. Since hie release he ban been purohaaing the published ao- counts of the rebellion, inoleding Mrs. De., laney's and Mrs. Gewanlook's accounts of their capture. He say It int all ha those rebellion Im- prisoned for taking P have now been sot at liberty excepting those from the vicinity ef Fort Pitt,theheaded a prima by Big Bear, and they exp doors will ehertly be opened to thein." Mr. Stuart Cumberland, of mind-readng' fame, has arrived at Victoria, B. 0,, for the, purpose of writing an account of the Cana- dian Pacific Railway relate1or varteue,jour- nate who have engaged his services. Mr., Cumberland ter Boma years peat has devoted' himself to politica, and it is bis desire tet meted - ally noernon a edliInal career. the matterHe is ef Imperial Federation. Before coming to Canada he anent some months n Australia and New Zealand. Previous to this he visited Egypt, and he was made the bearer of a message from the 'Khedive to Lord Dufferin en his departure for India. While in India Mr. Cumberland was the great of the leading native ve a public mance efor the benefit and in ief thefundcutta he anew being reload by the Viceroy and Lady Bul- letin for supply mg female medical aid to the women et India. Mr. Cumberland will toke a theImpport of erial andlColoeialies in Centel* Governments, in addition to his contributions to the 7. The garments and bed °Whin ef the Molt should be placed in a dleirifeating fluid until belled in the waeh. Such a fluid may be mule time : Dissolve together in water In the proportions of four eunoes of the zinc sulphate and two ounoes ef salt to the gallon of water. steeple-for tures, by river, bridge, and reepeot unto his lite but that he believed it tasted human fiesh will henceforth ta.ke no Old hunters vay that the tiger which has Peter•Patrick eitemed not to have so much to be a conemedity very plenty, and that he This valuable premise in water treatment may be briefly deacrthed as follows : Have ready two or three comfortables or thick blenkets, one woolen Minket, and a large linen or cotton sheet, It is important to be certain that the sheet is auffiolently large to extend twice around the patient's body. Mere blankets aae required in °eel weather than in warm, although the pack ahead be taken in a reem at temperate heat. Spread upon a bed er straight, bread lounge the wanfertablee, oneby one, making them even at the top. °vet them spread the woolen blanket, eelowbag its upper edge to fall an inch or two below that of theleet corotort- able, Wet the sheet in water of the proper temperature, wring out so that it wIll not drlp, then gather the ends eo that it mai be quickly spread out. Now place its upper end even with the woolen blanket, and sprees! it out en each side 0 the middle anffielently te allow the patient to lie down upon kis back, whiola he should quickly do, letting hie ears come just above tbe upper border of the sheet, and extending his limbs near ttigether.• Wrap the patient snugly, carefully first with the sheet and afterward with the blanket, taking care to exelude from the neok to the toes, After the bath give the patient a cool or tepid sponge bath, or a wet thorn rub, and he will probably feel greatly refreshed and invigorated. Tela forra 0 bath le particularly useful in &seams of a febrile type. No Armour for the Back. Let me advise yen to weartno armour for your back when yen have determinecl to follow the track of truth. Receive upon your breast -plate of righteenenees the sword• cuts of your adversaries ; the stern metal shall turn the edge 0 your feeman's weapon. Let the right be your lord paramount, and for the rest be tree and your own muter et% Follow the truth for its own sake ; follow her in evil report ; let not many watera quench your love to her. Yield to no estaollehed rules if they involve a lie. Do not do evil that good may come 0 it. " Consequences 1" -this is the devil's argu- ment, Leave conscgaenom to God ; but do right. If friends faii, thee, de the right. If icemen eurround thee, do the right, Be genuine, real, einoere, true, npright, godlike, The world's taaxim Is, trim your sails and yield to eireumetancee. Bat if you would do any good in your generation, you remit be made of sterner stuff, and help make your times rather than be male by them. you meat not yield to customs, but, like the anvil, ender° all blows until the ham - mere break themselvea. When misrepre. sented, um no crooked means to olear your- self. Claude do not lad long. If in the course of duty you are tried by the distruet ef frierids, gird up your loins and eay in your heart I was driven to virtue by the en- couragement of Mende, ner will I be repel- led from it by their coldness. Finally be just and fear not ; " corruption veins not more than honesty ;" truth lives and reigns when falehood dies and rots, Mamma : " Now, Effie, I am going to al- low you to sit at the table with 01 the com- pany ; but you must not forget to be polite and say. Yes, please,' and Ne, thank you.' Effie (with an unlimited cepacity think I shall have to ' No, tank miget be molly aupplied with another, la ether 1 and it is equally trtie that he whe tate ono tgeold awe „t ta a good ottote i las once traveled free on rail or river ever It was the last winter of Peter•Patriok's atterwards seek"' to ride en his " pass." attempt at schooling, and, following the The Boston " Record" Ulla of each au in - emulate of bis numerous predecessors in the dividnal, once a reporter and long a " dead - busily, he wee to ge down to the hen-mille head." One exceedingly hot day, having made up to work. his mind that the proper thing to do was to " Wait thin, and I'll be gettin' ye a new take a saltwater excursion, this man of " Void better 'be gettin' yerself a new cheek 'trolled along the wharves of Beaten gownd, mither," said he gleefully. jacket," said Mrs. 0 Roorke, mournfully. In order to perk out the likelieet exoursion And it rankled in her breast becauee an er- steamer he meld find. He selected one at tist, spending the previous summer in Gran- last, went on board, hunted up a chair, took villa, had painted Peter-Patriok down -red a seat in a ahady place,' put his feet on the head, ragged jacket, and all -and carried rail, and began te read a newsmen In him off to a big torn, ma sold him there about fifteen minutes a sallor•looking man for a thousand dollar). It was pretty hard, opened a door, looked at Mm about a mia- she reflected, to have a boy ib „ „metal ate, and dieappeared, In about ten minutes mere the sailenlooking man ceane back and sand dollars V And Mrs, O'Reorke would fedi:bawled the newepaper mean that the very picture of 'ira sold for a then - have stood speeehless with astonithment if w What are you deing here ?" mud he. " 0 1" exclaimed the newepaper man, ally said many timee, in good faith, in de- " only going to take a little trip with yen," she could have heard what that artist actu- scribing the painting-thet it was "the And he whipped out his card and presented picture of an Irish lad, down at Granville -It' " Member of the prose, you know - Mille, who had the most beautiful face he give you a good notice in the paper next Ohrietraaa day :-and Peter -Patrick had wet" sailer -looking man said not a word, carved the gayeet model of a boat, main- and went back into the bowels of the vessel. ever saw 1" mast and foremast, mile all a flying, that he Fifteen minutes more and the steamer carried up in hie bare red Mania to little hadn't started, The newspaper man began Barney, on the •hill. The floor of the to get a llttle weary. He waited a little library, where Barney sat, was covered with while longer, and went inside and hunted gifts, gifts wonderful and expensive. 44 Oak up the sedlowlookthg man, who was spear - thin, but ain't it a beautiful sight af tem 1" °sty engaged in polishing the ship's cable, cried Peter Patrick, his face beaming with " Say 1" said the newepaper man, " how wonder and delight. Barney could not help long before this.beat derail?" noticing how cold and bare Ms hands looked. " Well," said the sailor -looking ,man, as He had meant to give Peter -Petrick some he went on with hie polishing, ' I think 'mittens for a Christmas preeent, but he had she'll sail about a week from next Wednes- " forgotten " it. Peter -Patrick never day, She's laid up for repairs." thought of that It was a foot that no one then, he had. never thought of that. There aro 200,000 Italian settler,' in the bad ever made him a gift in liki life -bat Christmas holiday 1 -and all the lads and Argentine Republic, 82,000 In Brazil, 40, - tansies were out coasting with their new 000 in Uruguay, and 6,000 in Mexico. sleds, Charley Grenville with a famous one, " Will you please give me a dime," said a gift that day, a clipper with iron swan, a tramp " I' MI d " " Yeti can see mat heads in front, and cushioned Meta for four, of one eye as well as I can," replied the or more. Laughing, shouting, up and down gentleman importuned. " Yon are only the hill they went, the nierrieet of allPeter. half blind," " Then give me half a dime," Patrick, en a plank 1 eteering It on his feet, said the tramp. mantpulations with the crazy old board, There is discussion as to the propriety of 'Wearing It on his knees, making wonderful riding down anyway tat the right way. putting "beadle" into the dictionary, As it Then Olierley Granville, in Ms excite. would nave to come ender the head A B's, meat, chore a longer and a steeper hill; it and conesquently after Alderman, and as it took in a railroad messing too ; but it was is well known that Aldermen le always %feu a branch road, no trains due except at " boodle," it would of course look very night and morning. 64 pahaw 114 erten mute out 0 plata. Charley "radanger for hours." A clergyman at Lebsnon, Pa., when he Just as mueli as ' the hill wan longer began his sermon recently announced that and steeper so muck louder and as soon as three of the congregatIon fell mereler waxed the sport. There, waving asleep he wenld stop preaching. The after - his Obp, oanie Charley, a lead of little lads noon was rather want, and memo heeds be and lassies filling his sleigh, tucked in, mane heavy. After a while tne ',teacher wedged la, piled in anyhow. observed that three bad gone to aleop, and And there, oh Gad 1 -around the bank pp d his sermon. This made vonievehat ly see g that deadened the sonnd of its rushing of a stir in the audience, and soon raise a °ranks. Italy ham ne difficulty tat way. wheels, came an " mare" train on the road, drooping heads, when the sermon was con She attaches them to e. hand organ and mends its whistle belching out a shrill agony of tinned. e them to this °matey. This morning, just beyond the bridge, some workmen planting now telegraph pales along the edge ef the cliff. And there was Charley Granville, Barney's :amain, and the great Judge Gre,nville's son, with writ ten muse" from his mother in hls pocket with which same excuse he had sterted for school sometime) about an hear or more ago. some as the daylight, though with no exouse at all in nis pocket. Now Charley had. been bragghig, in easy fashion, about hi s father's wealth, itnd his own scholarship, and one thing and another, to the crowd of geocinatured, burly veorkmen ; and when Peter•Patriok came up with so much engaging swagger about laim, and such an inn ffietent Jacket, prudence for- sook Charley's brain and he thought still more to distinguish himself by making apart ef Pater Petri*, " Fair and ()glare, and the witness there. Makh you a bet, and I'll beat you yet,' " he cried, in that tamed schoolboy phramole get which is the drum. call to °ate of ambitions eivalry. "Bet you, Peter. Patrick, I'll bo up one 0 those telegraph poles before you are 1" Up in a leash, breathless, sorambling, tear- ing a few more generous rents in his woful trousers flaw Peter -Patrick. Surely he did look' cooaloal from that position, in his floating rags, to Charley who had not stir- red from his place and now stood laughing insultingly, with his heads in his pockets. " Well, what de you see up there, Red - Cali, thin," said Peter -Patrick, quietly greapieg the pole with hie lege, and fold- ing his maul, with a narrowing "quint down at hie questioner ; " it's only a tittle wood - cheek 1 eee below there I guess. Or may. be," he added, it's a eltionk, Faith," said Peter•Patrick, adjusting hie cep to the tip of his curls, and sending en dill more deli- berate and critical quint downvrards, " but all 1" Roar after roar went np from the group of weikerien. Charley reallzed that both hie wit and hie °emptily were at a dimount. 10 You'd better come:down then, allafire," he oried, in shrill wrath. in a tone of donee import ; whereat Charley made no further question, but took to his Pater Patric& overtook him4 and collared Mm with a grip of ,hon. "Now I ain't goin' to be givin' ye the HEM& ye deserve, for I'm jist then stronger than ye be -nor I don't bear ye no ill will, neyther, ye Mtle lyin's denver-but I'm, only gone' to ;give ye a little wallopinl.like, jiat for the health This Peter -Patrick proceeded to do ; but as it was not in his nature to give otherwhie than generously, it may be stiesposed that 01werley reoeived an amount tabulated to playsical benefit. On sped Charley to school, breathing vengeance, His excuse for a quarter.of.an- hewn tardiness was of no use now, anyvvay ; he tore it in pieces, with inalloious intent, As for retet.Patriek, he eatintered on, at his usual gait exclaimed the eohoolradeter. Peter-Petriok V70.0 used to the statement, the the tons, and the kindly nainistretione them, Bat " le dthat i" he anewered, 'wattling his head at the door, with hurnorone bewilderment, "Declaimer, but me Glee '11 be were out on me, efeee night --the time filei do on me 1" And having had hie joke, he went up rid took his whipping. A writer in the Paris Moan tells the fol- lowing straw : In 1871, ircraediately after the surrender of Parts and when the Ger- man army was in the city, Gen. Benlanger, then a Colonel, was in command ot the 137ela of the line. The regiment was en echeisn in the Rue Saint Honore guarding the limit beyond which the Pruesians were • not to pass. At the intersection of the Rue Saint Honore and another street, the name of which the writer does not recall, but he remembers that it was near the Rothschild house, snddenly appeared the General in commend of the Pruesian army, followed by his brilliant tteff, They were about to Peas the line of demarcation, when Gel. Boulanger rode up In front of them. "Gen- eral," raid he, in a loud voice, " you cannot pass." The latter pretended not to under - *tend, and appeared to be about to mune on, when Bathe ger, purple with rage and hat- red, daehed leeward, sabre in band, and shouted out in a eavage veto " General, you must not pass. It you advance another step— " Then using that the brilliant troop had come ec) a bah, be added, with an It le said the English Gevernment vain. 1 ea of confinement for its consigner' " needed but little " says the writer, " to put the match to tfte pow- der at that moment, There and then Ger- many might have lost ream precious heads. Inspired by the Cabmen we graeped our Chaseepots. The quality 0 the game wee tempting." A Nail -Storm to Brag of. It is seriously asserted that during a stern in the western part of Team, recently, hailstones weighing from seven to twelve pounds fell in great numbers, and the mut- ranee Is held up as semetbIng extraordinary. It isn't a marker, however eays The Phils- tear storm width wept down the valley of the peaceful Cassewago creek in Crawford county during the het summer of 1848. An old inhabitant who witnessed that storm retaemberathat the hail came down so thick that after the particles beoarae pulverized somewhat there was good sleighing for three days ; one conical -shaped hailstone fell througbt the reef of a blacksmith shop and punched a 3 inch bele through a oase.bard- railroad hen equarely on the end and split it in two at porteotly as If it had been saw- ed ; one large hallatene was housed ever and covered with sawdust and furnished, twee families with Ice until the new oreen came in the next winter, beaded providing: enough for the lemenade at two grangeree pionioe ; the weather was so cold for five days aftet the etorm that wood went up cures a cord, end when the cattle killed bee the storm were dressed theit hides were. found punched so full of heles that they were sold to a perms plaster foundry for * mere trifle ; the hail teat fell into the Cute sewage Wiled gorge in that abeam wkiele evettlowed the whole valley, and the water" wet so old tat potetoes in the ground Were frozen hard enough to IISO for billiat belle the country tanerne ; and the plane where Nome of the helatenes struck th ground, were aftervrard need as potholes %Mere In building teatime. /f Texatt eve Witn00$03 a stern of the Caseewago vatic we shall be disposed to lieten to it, bat won't de to send up any little petite', eo While canoeing down the Merrimac John Boyle O'Reilly discovered a bed of real shaintooks, Out luck while terming he generally ,been to discover a boa a Me eade env • ettefee Deaf' Joke:: vl Ma TOR