HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Times, 1886-7-29, Page 2THEPOtJ NTAIN. °' Ib ie a wretched street he le ver poor," paid the deader, and gave her the n A amber written 011 a card. " The fifth in d. _ f the verde two oor, with a shrug of his shoulders, and Lina Michel stepped into her cordage Vatoft e e n owno Potpie came into... the moonlight, leaned over the little chain that enetrcled the small fountain,into whose basin a "marble Hebe continually emptied her fitter -brimming cup, Aa the girl looked down into the water her fingers trifledwith a lily, and dee re. 'marked that one of the leaven had beau broken, It is atrange how we notice such tinsel thinga when we are thinking of greater ones; yes, and remember them, too. Ever after Lina Michel remembered that broken lilyleaf, and fluttering re• flection in the ater, and the scent of the Aid -blown roses, and the few drops that were cast upon her neck from the onp ef theBebe at the fountain in the old garden sat Munich, on the sweet midsummer eight, The young man atood very near her. Be had a sweet, grave face, and epee that were as soft and dark as a gazelle's. They were not unlike, these two; both were eptrituelle—both were dark, both were romantic. The tie of blood was be- tween, for they were conning, though, as the Sooteh folk day, "far away oonsins, and bearing different names. They had been brought up under one roof, and Irina Michel's mother had been all the mother the little orphan Henri, Sieber knew, When after a little silence, she turned her eyes toward him, ehe looked into his without reserve just an a slater might. It is cruel of grandpa,' she said, It is very crnelilenri. These old people think only of' money. Why can they net let us: have peace, when we could be so happy I It le enoh an abeurb idea, You and 1 to .marry each other 7 We are like brother and aieter. Nothing can change that. 'But we are not brother and slater,' bald he; and even first mashes marry. I have been thinking that— 'Oh, don't, don't,' ehe said—`Henri, for heaven's flake, don't begin to be as bad as the rest. Be my good brother still. It would be frightfullfor us to marry. Be- sides, one should fall in love first—should not one Think how absurd to marry without that.' i like you so much,' said Henri., 'Dear cousin Lina, let no talk about it.' 'I will not,' said she. ' If you deaire,to quarrel, you can talk about enoh foolish fancies , not else. Of course, yon like me; of comae, Dike you, and that is just why it can't he. Grandpa aught to be asham- ed of himself. She paused a moment, then turned her Zips toward her cousin. " Give me a kiss brother Henri," she Laid, and never, never, never speak of this abenrdity again. Aa for marrying, I shall never marry any one. Why should I, when I detect the thought 7 _Henri gave a little sigh. and soon, followed by her maid, climbed the etaira of a dingy dwelling, and rapped open the door that bore the word, " Atel- ier " upon ib, In a moment a man with a lon beard, in his, hand who held a palettez opened the door for her, and stood regarding the apparition of a closely veiled lady attended by her maid, wibh some eurpriee, "1 speak to the painter of the picture at Monsieur—e,' said the. Praulein Michel. " The garden and the fountain, _I de- sire to purobaae it at any price. 'Madame,' replied the artist, I regret to say that picture is nob to be sold.' - But I must have it,' said the lady- I am rioh—anything, any price." I am poor,' Haid the artist, but it has no price. ` Listen, sir.' said the lady. 'It ie more than a picture that I want -It is a remind- ecence. It to like—a place that I know; I beg for it. I implore you to sell it to me.' ' Madame laid the artist, ' I dee you have a heart. I will epeak plainly. Long ago, I stood with the only woman I ever loved, beside that fountaln-a fountain in an old garden at Munich, I was a young idiot. I did not even know my heart; but I know it now. I have known it for years. One day the memory of the spot and of the hour returned to me as if by magic. I painted theplature in a few hours, Then again ehe stood be- fore me. I saw the moonlight on her fioe. I naw herwhibe hand lying in mine. I`'eaw the whole picture. Never before could I put ib upon canvas. I know I never can again. And, Madame, while I live I must look uponthabploture. When I die I must cast my lash glance upon it. I shall never see her again. Long mince she has become the wife of come one ehe loves well, no doubt; buil—I shall never love any other. ' So I must keep her plc bure; I must.' Yon see that, madame.' " I shall never marry neither, Cousin Lina," he said; but yon see we are not brother and sister. Yon oan't make ;it so by saying eo." Then he kissed her and they walked back into the house, where Grandpapa Kelber and Granduncle Michel had just settled the matrimonial.prospects of theee two young cousins to their own satisfac- tion. The result of the youngpeople's rebel- lion was a quarrel. Lina escaped very easily. It was only proper for a girl to be coy; but the young man was so beset with reproaches that he finally defied his relatives as much ae Ajax did the lightning. In hie case the lightning had the best of it, and. the end ofall this was that one fine morning Henri. Kelber found hints self turned out into the world to seek hi - fortune; and long ere his cousin's black eyes were open upon the dawn, had left Munich and his furious relatives behind From that day nothing was heard of him by his friends in Munoth for many a long year. The old people were unforgiving. Grandfather Kelber died and left all his money to Lina. who hadalready refused' two excellent matches. Grand uncle Michel died also, and Lina became yet richer. At int her beloved mother also left her. She long remained Lina Michel, though her beauty and her wealth had brought many a suitor to her doer. The love that she had thought necessary, to marriage—the mysterious wonderful love —had never come to her; and now she believed that it never would, for she was eight -and twenty. But, somehow, ever since the morning when she awoke and found that her cousin Henri was gone, her memories of him had grown more sweet and tender every year. Shetravelled two years and heard nothing of.her cousin Henri, and at Last found herself in Paris, at the height of f+tis gay season, and there rested a dove who had not found her olive branch. There is no place to dream like a pic- ture gallery; no place like Paris for plc - tures. Lina Michel spent many hours with her eyee fixed on painted fame that she never saw, for the living face that haunted her, but one day she awoke to wendrone inter- est ina small picture which hung in a small dealer's gallery in which she found herself. It was a simple scene. A moonlit gar- den, in the distance fading into undefined shadows, a Hebe emptied her cup, and by the fountain's brim a youth and a girl, The moonlight kissed her face. Hie was not seen. He bent toward her, loverlike. Hie hand touched hers, and here , rested on one of the little poets thab held an en- circling chain about the fountain. These -were crowned with lilies, and as she look- ed closer, she saw blast one had a broken leaf. It was the garden of her grandfather's old hoose at Munich. And this was more than chance. Was there such a thing as magic, or had some artist watched Henri and herself on the night when ehe made that miserable miatake7 For that was Henri, and surely that blaekhaired girl was not unlike herself. f 'Is this picture for sale 7 She aeked the dealer, He shrugged his ahouldere, "I think the artist fe mad," he said. " This is the first picture anyone 'wanted to buy, and he refused to sell it. Perhaps a price sufficient will tempt him; but if I give his address the lady will remember any, commission 7" The lady promised faithfully to do so And as he spoke Lina Michel knew Henri Kelber—knewhim despite the flow- ing beard and all the changes of twelve long years. And as he ceased she threw back her veil and held both her bands toward him. ' Henri,' ehe sigh.. Henri 1 Oh Henri, do you not kn And then he had her in his arms, And eh'' lay sobbing on his bosom. When they stood beside the fountain in the old garden at Munich again they were man and wife. Deeds, Not Emotions. There was no worse gambling den in the city of P—then that deooroue, ebately, family mansion which stood at the corner of S --Street, facing a quiet little park and a fountain. With ibe spotless marble stern and perpetually bowed shutters, it might have been the dwelling of some mourning woman or old, grave scholar. But the police knew ib as a haunt of the most dangerous ruffians in the city ; not the lower order of thieves or burglars, but the men who dress and look like gentle- men, and who are, nevertheleee, only beasts of prey. Orders were issued one night to raid this house. A desperate oharaoter, known in every city of the Union as "Big Bill," was to be there. There were several un- answered charges against him ; the police resolved to take him, dead or alive. About midnight they surrounded the house, forced their way in, and after a short and desperate fight, succeeded in arresting the gang inaide. " Big Bill" AVM shot dead through the heart in the struggle. He was carried into the hall, and laid on the floor —a young man, wibh the figure of a Hercules and a bold, manly face, marred by dissipation. About his neck hung a cord, to whfoh was at- tached a Iittle bag. " Hello 1 ' cried one of the wen. "Bill carried a chasm 1" They el en d it, and found within a lock of may hair, out from the head of the dead mother whose heart he had broken. The incident was published, and called forth ranch sympathy for the dead man. It were difficult to believe that he was a hardened criminal, 'With that gray lock close to his heart. Yet it le certain that Bill, with that hair on his heart, went on his way as thief, gambler, and murderer. The most selfish and sinful are capable of occasional fine tender sentiments. The eight of a mother's Bible or the sound of a hymn will bring tears to their eyes. They can afford ,tears. But can they af- ford to give up one selfish sinful indul- gence 7 One fault honestly corrected, one step backward in the career of vice, is worth floods of sentimental tears. "By their deeds" (not by their sighs) " ye ehall know them." F.R. Uortioultpre for the 'ou ag. A few:earn ag a an I wan drivin aloe te l d g ri the streetI no i ed a little lnagged gi , ell q.ione, es the stepped on the walk to look through the enclosure of e. beautiful red levee with its spacious lawne end dower beds, and I thanked my Heeyegiy Father that while that little waif couldnot enjoy the inside grandeur of the palatial man- cion, He had ordained that the outeido beauty asset neede have his free air and sunshine, so that the poor as well as the doh might enjoy it. Youngrsons maylearn mach of horti- culture in their ealier yeare before they have shown any special fttneea or knolination for any profeeeicn, and their experience in the cultivation of plants will render them all the better prepared phyaloally.and men- tally for other spheres of neefnlnees. It le tree that one may learn quickly how te per- form an operation in horticulture skillfully, while it b almost Impoeaiblo for another to ever become proficient, end yet its different departments afford opportunity ,,for varied oapaoitiee. I once employed a young man for the spm mer, who I think was inclined to be faithful and Induatrioue as well as anxious to learn, and yet he never betrayed any apectal apt- ness fd1' the varioae menipuletione of tho business until„along in September, when all at once he exhibited an intermit in herttoul- ture, whfoh could only be mfasured by eight or ten pounds or good ripe Concords every day in the week as long as they lasted, 1 think it is well for a boy or a girl to have a little patch of ground, and with the understanding that it shall be well:oared for, let them grow what they ohooee and have the prooeeds to be used for a good purpose. Thin helps them to think and plan for them - eaves, When ohildren are too young ferthis let them help arrange the flower bede, make dominate, and they will love them all the more. It be well to learn them to observe the pro- cesses of development and compare the dif- ferent forms and colors. In my boyhood days I chewed a Iady teacher of a country eobool a little flower, and she at on exclaimed, ” What a little e did you get it! It's a per never caw anything like It at lad !" It was a buckwheat blossom, na she had seen aores of it. The young as well as older persona are prompted very mnob by the anticipated re- Ward of their labors, and if euooeesful are j.mulated to further efforts. A father I once knew told his 12 -year old son that if be would plant and care well for an sore of Dorn he might have the use ef team, teole, land, seed and the prooeede. That boy faithfully performed his part ef the contract and new le the senior partner and chief manager ef extensive nureeriee in Weetern New York. Some years ago a wild boy in Michigan, who had been furnished with toe liberal a anpply of pocket money, wanted his father to buy him a new buggy. Hie father re- plied, "If yon want a buggy, take the old team and pat in a piece of wheat, and buy yea one." The wide-awake boy went et it, sowed ferty acres, harvested 1,000 bushels, sold it for a good price, bought a buggy, pat the rest of the money in a bank, and from that time began to weak for a home of hie own, and to -day he is the proprietor of a goad farm, and a useful Chrietlan man. It is a mistake to think that "any tool is good enough for a bey became he won't de much any way." If anything will make a boy sigh fer a olerkehip.it is an old-fashioned sweepstakes of a scythe. If anything will make a bey hate farming it is dragging in a hot day with a Blew ex team and a orotoh drag. A feeling of proprietorship is worth aome- thing to anyone, old or young. If "Mary hae a little lamb," and feeds it, let it be Mary's sheep. If Sarah has a little calf and cares for it, let it be Sarah's cow. - If Willie has a Dolt and cares for it, let it become Willie's horse. ' It don't sound' just right to say that "bob's steers have grown to,be father's ox- en." I am oonfident that whatever we would do for the young, future wellbeing and love of home, must begin with good ex- amples, purity of thought and speech, in- duetrlons habits and strict integrity of ohar- acter. ty g CALLED BACK. -- Rescue of a supposed Corpse from Being Frozen to Death, A Reading, Mich,, dispatch says : Mrs. Lucinda •Faste, of Woodbridge township, while on her way to the Fourth of July celebration, fell unconscious from her seat in the carriage, and was to all indications dead. Medical assistance was called, but all efforts to restore her proved irntile and she was given up, although not having every appearance ef being dead. The body was laid out and taken back home for burial. Arriving there, ice was procured in which to paok the remains, and they were go pack- ed for mere than 30 minutes, when an old physician, Dr, Neolich, palled on the be- reaved family. He was so struck with the life -like look of the "corpse " that he ex- pressed doubts of her death, Tho body was quickly taken from the ice, and the doctor went to work to establtah the fact of her living. He opened a vein in Mrs. Fade's arm next • morningand the blood flowed freely, In a short time the lunge began to work, and the funeral preparations were abandoned; The patient now lies apparent- ly asleep, Her house is filled with ouriens neighbors, and the local physicians are much puzzled over the case, It is said by the neighbors that Mrs. I' rite's mother once had a similar experience ; that she lay in a trance for many days, and when ehe came to evinced a full knowledge of everything which had gone on around het. At a dinner party last Winter the cool weather had done oenelderable duty in sup- plying conversation, when a plump happy- looking appy looking married lady made a remark abort cold feet 7' Amid an awful pause she naive- ly answered : " Yes, indeed, 1 am very much trenbled—abut, then, they are not my own." Her husband bushed scarlet. �'RE >�reu's_DQMAIN . Pt TRAVI{LI,eh, , T Considering that tine is one of tho hardest tomes to get news --actual, bottom -fact new - viper news, not mere gossip—out of that 1 have ever etruok, I take a modicum of pride in saying 1 have quite a little bagful of it for this letter, Firat, of all, then, there (e that revolt in Soletan, Be referring to your map you will find that Spiritan is a large distriot, part ot which lies in Central Heat - ern Persia, part in Southwestern Afghanis-' tan, and part in Northwestern Belsoohiatan —e border province in the mast mixed-up condition of effaire. Weil, in tide stretch of land, the partisans of Ayoub Khan have raised the eofors of their chief and quite a deal' of fighting has already taken plane. To'giye your readers abetter understanding of the matter, I will supplement this meagre piece of bmfermation with some further de- tails. The preeont rater of Afghanistan (as far ae the word ruler can be applied to any native potentate there); ie'Am3er Abdurrah- men Khan. The unwritten law of snooes sign 111 Afghanistan being a peculiar one, viz , the Anieor choosing his successor from among hie Soma, it has always given rise to trouble and intrigues, and the present ogee is ne. exception. There are no lees than five pretenders, all living here in Teheran as State prisoners of the Shah, (their imprison- ment being, however, but nominal, for in reality they enjoy themeelvea 'pretty well and live in firm homes or palaces)) but only one of them, Ayoub Khan, amounts to any- thing, THE ENGLISH GOVERNMENT ra pays him 300 tomans ($4,50(!) a month,, and the Shah has given hind a fine palsied to reside in. Ayoub Khan and lila adherents, have made several ineffectual attempts here- tefore to deapoee the actual ruler of Afghanistan, but for some years hank he has remained quiet, Ayoub Khan being friendly to England and hostile to the Rue- siane, the latter have steadily exerted their inflaenae against him. Strange to say, it was the Ruseien Legation here whloh first learned -of this uprising in Ayoub Khan's favor in Seletan, It appears that for sever- al months paet hie partieane have been drib- bling into that province a more at a time, coming frem all parts of Afghanistan and generally making the detour by way of Per- sia till several thousands of themed,@il well equipped and thirsting for frayCiwydrieeime trembled, when they began to declare their intentions of ousting the neurpere Abdur rahman Khan, and planting Ayoub Khan in his place in the broad chair of the Ameers. The Afghan ruler was quiet, not deeming the thing worth fighting for, but the Shah has sent troops, and some skirmishes have taken plane. The whole matter as yet would. of itself be of slight importance were it not for the fact that any new trouble con- nected with Afghanistan swells at once into an event. It is believed here by many that the whole revelt is the result of Russian in- trigues ; that it is due to the To Prevent Lamp Accidents. Both in construotmg a ,amp and in the care of it, the following rnlee aro worth knowing, fer ohooeing, in the first place, and for keeping it in good order : 1. That portion of the wick whfoh is in the ail reservoir ehould be enclosed in a tube of thin sheet metal, open at the bottom, er in a cylinder of fine white gauze, such as is used in miner's safety lamps (twenty-eight meshes to one inch). 2. The oil reservoir ehould be ef metal rather than of,china or glass. 3. The ail reservoir ehould have ne feed- ing piaoe nor opening other than the open. ing into which the upper part of the lamp is screwed. 4. Every lamp should have a proper ex- tinguishing apparatus. 5. Every lamp should have a bread and heavy base. 6. Wicks should be soft and not tightly plaited. 7. Wicks ehould be dipped In vinegar and dried at the fire before being put into lamps. 8. Wicks ehould be only just long enough to reaoh the bottom of the oil reservoir. 9, Wioke should be 'se wide that they quite fill the wink -holder without having to be squeezed into it. Wicks should be soak- ed with oil before being lit. The reservoir should be quite filled with ell every time before acing the lamp, 10. The lamp should be kept thoroughly clean, all oil should be carefully wiped off, and all charred wick and dirt rubbed off with a twisted lamplighter or other stiff piece of paper before lighting. 11. When the camp is lit the wink should be first turned down and then slowly raised, 12, Lampe which have no extb,guiehiog apparatus should beput out as follows The wick should be turned down until there is only a email flickering flame, and a sharp puff of breath should then be sent norms the top of the chimney, but not down it. +NI 1110 err The Boot was on the Other Leg. "Is your rector going away this summer, Mrs, Pew 1" "Yes, indeed. The vestry has voted him three months''ieave." "They realize, then, that he needs a rest," "No; on the other hand, they realize that the congregation needs a rest, Hobart Pomba died in the arms of hie wife, a young English lady onlytwentysev- en years: . eld, One of hie dying regneats was that ho might be interred in Turkish soil, - MACHINATIONS OF RUSSIAN EMISSARIEB sent out amongthe disaffected Afghans with money and a glib tongue. re my -knew - ledge preeeure was brought to bear upon Ayoub Khan himself to flee from Teheran and put himself at the head of the revolt, bathe declined, on the argent advioe of the English Legation here and 'through those of the Indian Government. The Retardants, it will be perceived, if they have stirred up this row—and there seems to be slight doubt of it—attain two objects by it. First, they make it appear that Afghanistan la net a whit better than it used to be and to as trenbleeome and unruly a neighbor to the Ruestan border provinces of Mery and Tar - commie generally, and next, that it is the man whose cause England champions and who is under her tutelage, so to speak, who gives the troubled thus serving as a double pretext to meddle with Afghan affairs once more. If nothing worse. Russian influence here rales jest as su- preme as ever. A few eeeeke ago the Primo Minister of Persia, Sadr Azem, died, but his place has not been filled, and will not be because of Russian ir fluenoe, The deceased was a rather able man and a foe to the north- ern ooloesue, though aseoret one, as he could not afford te be an open one. Instead of ap- pointing a successor the Shah has intrusted the principal intim of the late Premier to the present Minister of Foreign Affaire, Moushir ed-Dewleh, a creature of Russia, bought to do l•er bidding at "e many tomans per month. Even the monthly purchase price is mentioned here. It fa rather steep. At present there ie Gen. Sherpeloff in this oity. He is the chief of staff of Cancaeua, and undoubtedly one of the very ablest and meat energetic among the younger Raenlan Generale, a man who is extremely popular in the army and at Court alike, and who ie looked upon by many as the probable sue - tremor te the late Gen. Skobeleff. He had gone on a spectra call from Tiflis to St. Pe- tersburg and had had several long audiences with the Czar, when he left the capital hurriedly and sped here without stepping. The official purpose of his mission is to get the Shah's active co-operation in preventing the annually recurring raids of the Turco - mane residing on Persian soil into the bor- der districts of the Southeastern Caucasus and around Sarakha and Merv, Bat It is believed that his real mission goes futher and that the preliminary steps are being taken by him to force by moral suasion the Shah into an actual treaty to cover the Rasaian rear in case of servant wag merely the tool, or at least the aogompiice, of the Amin•es.Sultea htrneelf,. The latter, however, being the great friend of the Sbeh, eseeped seenfree, while the poor devil of a servant was CHOKED TO DEA= IN A 110101IBLE MANNE1 on the Coop Omen, (the public eciaare where the execrations take plate, The root Of the gens (for there had, of course, been a gang) escaped. And not even this much would have happened in the wiry of appeasing I' outrage:% jastioe" if it bad not happened that the Cntef of Pelipe jest at thin time ie on bad terms with the Ar;Iin-es- Sultan. A. ourioeity in Ito way was a letter that by accident got into my bends fora little while, It w as a letter written by an American (I'11 omit the name and ,place) to the Shah It was couched intim most offhand and unaffect- ed terms, bet was othardviee quite a product tion, Phe, oocraopondeut etertod oat by saying that be had read with pleasure .the recent artloles of Mr. Benjamin, the late Amerieen Minister to Penile, on Iran and her people and ruler, He thought, however, several things were needed to make; the Shah's happiness complete. Ramie, he might be astonished to learn, had designs 0n his country, and hie M:,jesty ought to be better prepared for the onslaught which was eare'to Dome within a few years. He (the writer) had heard that the Pentane were quite skilful in the use of the bow and arrow, an a000mpllehment which probably dated from the time of Cyrus ; also,, that they were egaeetriane. Now, what he pro- posed to do was thie To hold annual &harp. sheeting festivals at Teheran, the winners eo:get big prizes, ranging from $100 to $1000. te 'invite the nobility. of the land to tender .their eervioee for nothing ae,officers, and to form sharpshootingcompanies of 100 men oaoh, they to be paid in a manner not yet. decided. At the head of•thle-whole scheme Cie Shah would need to put an votive, in- telligent man—and that man would' have to, be: tee writer, Then followed some bio. graphical detaile. The oorreepondent, then,. was a man' of about 40, of good - build and, address, and of a character and mode of life againet which tho tongue of slander had never been raised. He, futhermore, was a childless widower, and cenid nee; no good reason why he ehould not sever present con- nection with his native village and come over here to ' HELP THE SHAH OUT 01? HIS TROUIILE. Of. course for a ooneideratlon, which must not. be lees than $10,000 a year. If the Shah thought that this was what he wanted a pee tal oard bearing his name and the address of the oorner grocery, to be left till called for would do the business. At last aceonnts the Shah had not yet made up his mind an to whether to accept this kind and disinter• eeted offer or to decline it with a bleeding heart, Perhaps the oorreepondent, when he reads this, will be sorry to learn that the Persian Treeaury just at. this juncture is rather depleted;by reason of hie Majaaty having started a new butterine fluttery, ao that hardly' enough remains to vouohnafe the writer the generous 'salary he asks and deserves. But times may change. FOREIGN EOHOES. Mr. W. K. Vanderbilt has been balled by the Parte Jockey club. Spain will try to sell $60,000,000 worth of fermate, and build a navy with the money. Mrs. Allen, ot Liverpool, has presented Queen Victoria with a parasol ef satin made by a poor Irish woman. M. DeLeeseps is going to build a monu- ment to Leon Bayer, the engineer, who died at Panama a viotim of fever, blaok- Mary Anderson tells a London newspaper man that ehe will stay in Europe four years, and that she will net act for some time, as work recently has preyed a great strain on her, health. She will spend the' winter 1p Rome. Her Name+ ANNA r'. StIuivira u. '" I'm lost d I Could yon find: rue, please i" Poor little frightened t"ab l The wind had tossed her golden fleece, The atones had soratehed bot dituplee linage I r,tooped'and lifted her with ease, „ And Imlay whispered, 'o May be. o' Tell nae your pence my little maid 1 1; o.an t find you without ft. "My name 18 * 8hInoy-eyed,"' be said. "'yea, but your last name 1" She ehook lion head „ Up'to any bonne Pei never said A single word ab9ut It, "Iiut dear "I said,. "whet is your name 1' "'Why, didn't you hear me told;you 7 Dust ' Shineyeyes'" A bright thought menet "Yea,,when you're good ; but when they blame You. little, one ; is it just toe seine When mamma hae. to scold you 1" My mamma never scolds," elle moans,. A little blush ensuing, "'Capt when I ve been a -frowning stones, And then she ears (the culprit owns), ' elehitabie Sapphira Jones, What has' you boon a -doing l'" BUMMER SMILES. Operators in wool—moths., A wind instrument—A oleo key. An early riser—The alarm of k.. Money lenders take mare in crest in busi- ness than any other olaes of men, The Labor Qaestion-" Henry, are yen. going to get up to make the fire 7" " I aim to tell the truth," " Yes," inter= rnpted au acquaintance, "but you are a very bad shot. " Ah," said Jekokus, taking hie friend's baby, " he has get his mother eyes—and my hair," he added, as the infant prodigy grabbed him by the foretop. "Ah," ,said Jebokus, taking hie friend's baby, "he hes get hie mother's eyes -and my hair," he added, as the youthful prodigy grabbed him by the foretop, "How is this, eon -in-law; you went to the ball Met night andhere it is scarcely two menthe alnci you lost your wife?""I acknowledge it, my dear mamma; but then you know, d dance so sadly 1" Old Striotam-See here 1 what makes you ao late this morning Y" Office boy—" I had to get my hair ant." Stratum— " Well you could have tent some ,one else te attend to that. Dant let it Donut again." . Fond mother (to bachelor nnole) 1' Why, John, don't let the baby 'play with that gold toothpick. He'll swallow it." Bachelor uncle—"Oh, that won't do any harm. I have a string tied to it so I can't lose it." A dealer advertises : " .I am eelIing ` fine corkscrews in men's pants at $5." Unless there ie a loaded flask in the hippooket the. inducement of a fine oorksarew in the pants will not capture many purchasers. The hopeful 6 •year old son oE, one of Waterbury's best known lawyers walked into the District Court room the ether morn- ing and presenting a black kitten with a string about its nook said : " Papa will yen take care of my oat until wheel is out 7'' A wag who is often merry over his personal plainness tells this story ef himself " I wont to a ohemiet the other day for a dose of morphine for siok friend. The as- elatant objected to give le to 'me without a prescription,' evidently -tea**` that 1 intended to commit suicide. "Pchaw 1" said I. " do I. look like a man who would kill 'himself Y" Gazing steadily at me for o moment he replied : "I don't know, It , eaeme to me if I looked like you I ehould be greatly tempted to kill myself." A oopy of "the Whig Bible," which was printed in Geneva in 1562, is announced ae for sale in England. The phrase which gives the book its appellation oconrs in Matthew v., 9. It reads " Blessed are the peacemakers," The edition is a rare one ; it be not often found Ina perfect state, The late King of Bavaria's` favorite hover - age was a mixture of white wine and cham- pagne, prepared in a bowl with a think layer of fresh, strong -scented violets floating en the top. The violets gave a delicious perfumed flavour to the mixture, much to the King's taste, as Ludwig was no fond of: create that the air around him was general- ly redolent of perfume. . This fancy cost him quite £10 daily, Recent arrivals from Egypt, " weary, and worn, and sad," have terrible tales to tell. Active employment for Europeans, with the thermometer 120 degrees le the shade, seems aimed out of the queetien. Yet tho troops are described as "rotting for want of work " at the stations up the Nile, in a country where ne kilns are required by the members of the ancient trick -making craft. The sun is there so scorching in its power, that in twenty-four hours the bricks' are baked as hard ae our best "home- made." At one station on the Nile, where there is barely sufficient work for half a-dez- en men, upwards of fifty specially trained' meddlers are maintained In idleness, to sicken and die. Those who have just returned from this valley of the shadow of death state that at Wady Haifa there were ferty-twe funerals in fourteen days, and indesoonding the Nile they passed a station where 710 invalids were awaiting transport to convey them to Cairo. In Berlin, says the Pall Mall Gazette, Chore is' an association of theologioal stu- dents bearing , the name " Wingolfites" which has for years ebaerved on the Wednee• day before Ascension Day the curious cus- tom of divining for the Emperor's destiny. The way of doing this is unique. The mom- bers of the association proceed from Berlin to the village of Plchelawerder on the Havel and here they celebrate the anniversary cf the guild at the Wiihelmfhohe Restaurant. They immediately climb up an oak tree in the centre:of the garden and seat themselves on the brauchea, Beer is banded up from the ground and after the third glass has been drained the president delivers the anniversary epseoh, after whfoh a cheer is given for the Emperor, Then at the word of command all glasses are hurled to the ground and the nation is that the Emperor will live as many years as there, are Woken glares. This year twelve glasses were broken, ee that the Emperor should yet be a centenarian. Oat of the twenty-six Ruselan peasants inooulated by M. Pasteur, eight are already dead of hydrophobia, Five died in Paris end three succumbed on their return home, ,' Mary Ann," Saye one chambermaid to another engaged in filling up vacated rooms. '" are ye there?" " 1 am," says Mary Ann. " Thin, Mary," says the other, "the gene Haman out of twinty-diven has left pomaded' " Willyo take it into the office 7' "Faith, I'll not ; its me own hair that require: the same;" AN ADVANCE ON HERAT. Several [ndioations which have come to my knowledge speak for this eupponition. Gen. Sherpe)eff himself, although moving about and acting in a perfectly unassuming manner, was received here with almest roy- al honors, and a week ago he passed In re- view that whole portion ofthe Persian army which is actually in atolerably geed fight- ing condition, and en that occasion he anted as if these men were already in his imperial master's pay. Another extraordinary ambassador has Dome on, however, an entirely peaceful mission. This is Nusreth Pasha, bearing the Insignia of the highest Ottoman deooratione only rarely conferred by the Salton, and then only to crowned heads. Nuareth Pasha is a harmless old follow, aTark ef the older and better school, frank, hind -hearted, pat- riotic, An occurrence which happened a few weeks age would have created a gigantic sensation in Canada;' but it failed to create' one here, It was the arrest of one of the upper servants of the Amin -ea Sultan (liter- ally the Faithful of the King) or Treasurer In one of hie master's own rooms for counter - felting the coin of the realm,' The said coin is a base enough thing In itself, a horrid im peeition, fer it consists barely of ono -third diver, the rest (veer, But thte person had outdone the mint,and used pure and unadul-' teratod lead, tieing the Identical stamp whioh imprint the royal insignia on the coin as it issues from the mint. The counterfeit WOW good enough to deceive many people y and be extensively circulated, for it at once resumed the look of genuine coin alter being used some time. All the eiroumetanoee seemed to point to the oonolusion that the imam .//k.._t ,._—I�1� .� ._--�A ►..___l am The Use of Homing Pigeons. The use of pigeons by Mr. C. T. Arneue as meeeage-bearers, In the yacht recite ef last September, proves conclusively the value, the birds' might have asmessengers from off the water. The .ipur e was the thought off. the het moment, a when al - meat too late to make the neoeseary prepara- tions. The arrangements were hasty, and the material homed at several centrea, some ef them miles away from the "centre of use. Still, with all drawbacks, insufficiencies and mistakes, it was evident to the most prejudiced that with birds trained for the work, and with the atmoonherio conditions at all favorable, the birds would six times out of seven prove to be of the greatest value ; and failing the seventh, we would be only where we are without them. The messages were each not lees than ten page. of manifold note, and were parried upon the middle feathers of the tall, to which they e ere fastened by fine copper wird, wound around and preaeed flat te hold the message close to the feathsr. Tho editor of a news. paper served by these pigeons said : ' It gives me a peculiar sensation to receive oopy from the hand of one I know to be out of reach upon the water, and te feel that he may talk to me but I aap't answer back. It is a wonder to me after this experience that the officers of any vessel, excursion steamer, yacht, sail or Ing -boat should be willing to leave the shore without this means of com- municating with it.' Very many of the merchant marine, espe- cially in European waters, have pigeons en board for use in communicating with the vessel from the small boats away from it or from share. These birds, it to Bald, never mistake another vessel for their own when at deck er in the harbor, It has been re- marked of several flights that the birds in 'exorcising, when far out of sight of land, will go away for hours at a time, and upon their return will have dried mud on their feet and legs, showing them. to have been upon shore. Mr. A. P. Baldwin experimented with pigoone fer sea service twice in 1885, and to his eatiefaotion, Oce bird liberated by Officer Croom of the Wciesland at one o'clock in the afternoon, when three hun- dred and fifteen miles from Sandy, Hook, was in the loft at evening, Another go from the Ciroassia at nine in the mo lug, g when two hundred and fifty-five face out, brought a message before evening." He Curedthe Horse. A Conneotiout farmer drove a horse at. teethed. to a raok-wagon to the wood lot for a radian . lead of weed. The animal would not pull a pound. He did net beat him, but tied him to a tree and let him stand. He went to the lot at auneot and asked him to draw, but he would not straighten a tug. "I made up my mind," maid the farmer, "when that horse went, to the barn he would take that lead of wood, I went to the, barn, got blankets, and covered the horse warm, and he stood until morning, Then he refused to draw, At noon I wenib down, and he was hungry and lonesome, He drew that load of wood the drat time 1 asked him, I returned and got another load before 1 fed hire, I have drawn several loads minoo. Once he refused to draw, but as soon at he maw me etarb for the hoose he started after me with the load," (!l