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proach, ern. wt eh, is far less; :likely to
work.� and. which gives> eveo, greater
powers of arrest' to`pofice.,
When aur • governments recognize
that ' alcohol abuse
reached
epidemic proportions in this oanry
atd are prepared to tackle it with the
same zeal that might , go into
eradicating any other disease, then a
major step will have been taken. Then
we can have new and searching.
programs to understand the problem
and provide broad public education to
get at the root causes.
Otherwise we are merely treating
the symptoms while those afflicted,
with the,disease continue their paths of
destruction. (contributed)
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r.s1 acT.fo.'T +,rpan „dr by.•a I lack
r'n a'1ndan air of fatalism that; is
int. +1tario' alone, More than
alcohot,reJated. deaths- were
Qrdd ° the . ratio between these
nrd'd athsby murder speaks for itself,
T i breathalyzer test 'has been a
dismal failure in preventing — or at
least. ' curbing -- drunken driving
because of loopholes in the law and
difficulty to enforcing .the system.
Many,people who should not be behind
the Wheel of a car because of impaired
ability are able to evade even the test
because it is cumbersome and awk-
ward.
The Ontario government this year
begins to reduce highway speed limits
Pear Aunt Martha and Uncle George:
Wish you were here. We've been
',, aming a wonderful time up here in
Huron County this winter, one .of those
old-fashioned winters you used to tell
me about. Uncle George.
1 hope the weather's, not too bad
down there in Miami, but I know how
much you miss the snow and all.
Remember how you use to
reminisce about the wonderful winters
youused to'have when you were a .kid?
You know, when the snow, was up to
your armpits, and you could reach up
and touch .the telephone wires?
Well Uncle George, it's like that this
year and I know you'll be saddened to
learn you may miss it all. While you
were cursing the hot sun on the golf
course, it managed to snow seven feet
worth here, and I just know you be sick
with envy when you learn the snow is
up the eaves on your house here.
But don't fret, Uncle George, there
are people up here crazy enough to
want to switch places with you. Can
you imagine!
Imagine, missing shovelling the
beautiful white stuff, and never ex-
periencing the glorious feeling that a
sore back brings one after pushing a
car out of the ditch.
Another funny thing around here,
Uncle George, is that people don't
appreciate the winter one bit, not like
you told me they did in the old days.
They want all the snow cleaned Off ever
nook and cranny around here and
hauled away, no matter what the cost.
I know it sounds silty, but they want to
walk. and }drive around like its the
middle of the summer. Where's their
-,spirit you ask? Probably buried under
one ofthose 15 foot snowbanks on some
sideroad.
Well. • I have to go now. I see the
water's dripping on the kitchen table
again, and I'll have to go up on theroof
again and tryand chip off some more of
the ice. -Come to think of it, Uncle
George, i can't recall you ever telling
me about the wonderful feeling you
used to have whenever the roof leaks
from the ice build-up. .Oh well.
Wish you were here,
Your nephew,
Jim
,, End of an era.
For young folks and city folks. it won't
mean a thing. But for small town and rural
folks, especially the older ones, the end of
Eaton's catalogue is the end of an era.
. During a couple of generations, the
catalogue .was the -key to a storehouse of
treasure that Aladdin would have envied.
Fifty years ago. especially for farm
people in isolated locations, it was as im-
porthnt as their television set is today.
After a day of drudgery. a leaf through
the pages was a form if escape for the farm
wife. Even though there was no money for
more than the essentials, she could dream
over the illustrations of furniture, clothing,
sets of dishes, curtains.
At that time. it was literally one of the
very few means of communication with the
big world outside.
Even if you never received a letter from
one year's end to another, you could be sure
of receiving mail. You carefully chose what
you wanted from the catalogue, made sure
you got the right number, sent `off your
order, and sooner or later there would be a
parcel in the mail. Eaton's was as reliable
as the Bank of England used to be.
Besides its exotic allure, the bulky
Catalogue had a dozen utilitarian values.
People didn't just chuck out last year's
cataloogue, as they would in these careless.
Spendthrift days. •
Old copies were used as doorstops, in the
backhouse, and as insulation. I have per-
Senally used them, at a tender age, as
shinpads for hockey. stuffed inside long
'len sks.
Many a boy. in those days when the only
paints of a 'women exposed were her h ds
and face, learned all about women, ordbati
WS fust sexual experience, if you prefer;, by
Sneaking a 1 k at the corset ads when his
mother was watching.
Many an d r person of the gentler` lrex
day spent happy hours as a little girl
rctang things out of the catalogue with
sots and pasting them in a scrapbook,
or making paper dolls'.
''-. 'other uses were: half a dozen pages to
rf the morning fire in a house where
ter was scarce because there was no
ly newspaper; 20 or 30 pages crit in the
ape of aninsole and tucked into the boot..
hoe witha hole in the sole.
"at lets not get $entittt.enta( and weepy
ie% it. Eaton's catalogue is a hangover
the days of the outdoor Johnny, and
WY few mourn the demise of the
sc►rry for the many people across the '
tin who will lose obs because the
afogue has become defunct: And many a
housewife will feel a real sense of loss for a
while.
But it won't be missed all that much. The
catalogue has outlived its usefulness except.
as a strictly functional means of shopping.
It was no longer a cherished household
article. It had become about as glamorous
as the telephone directory.
i know quite a few people who will be
cheered by the news. These are the small
town and `rural merchants who had to
compete against the giant department
store. They simply couldn't, and many
were bitter about it.
A merchant who had a stake in his
community, paid taxes, and served his
fellow citizens had some right to feel a tittle
sour when he had to go up against a
faceless, imperponal titan which could
operate fr___o rpt a, hole in the wall called ah
order office, contributed virtually nothing
to the community. and could undercut his
prices every time because it could buy in
volume.
And I know another group that will be
happy with the bad news that they will
never again have an Eaton's catalogue in
the house. Men like me. and they number in
the thousands.
I don't care if I never see another Eaton's
catalogue. Or Simpson's either.
For 25 years I have- been taking parcels
bac-lc to the Eaton's order office. My wife
never takes them back, and she rarely
keeps anything she has ordered. It's a
casual: "Drop this off at Eaton's on your
way to work.'
And I've had to stand shamefaced in the
order office. among a bunch of women, and
mutter Something about the three
brassieres being too small, or the panties
being too large, or (he stockings not being
sheer enough.
And then there's the monthly bill. My
wife has been carrying on a running battle
with Eaton's billing department for years.
Every month therels a mistake in it,'the old
girl gets furious, and I have to listen to the
titadq, which can goon for an hour.
She has written letters which were
brilliant, cutting essays in satire. She has
written furious. blunt letters. She has
written letters to the accounts manager,
the public reiaTk fis vice-president the
president of the whole caboodle. She has
wept with rage and frustration when they
have been ignored, and the voiceless,
fs eless mutter spews 'out another
+monthly '1t goofed up again.
Farewell,Eaton's catalogue. You were a
great tiding in your day. Hut 1, for ono.'say
good` riddance.
The Jack Scott Coiu
• All in fan
A fleeting reference here the other day to the unlikely
wartime chapter in my life when ,I wrote comedy scripts for
Wayne and Shuster may need ctairificat'n.
So far it hasn't even been a footnote inianyof the.histories
of Canada's part in the Second World War and this is"a.pity.
There could be an entire 12 -foot shelf of such reminiscences
that would surely cause the present generation to marvel
that our side won.
It is a well-known fact that Johnny and Frank' write
almost all their own.stuff and I want to say right here that
my contribution did not foul their record.
The scripts, indeed, may still, be mouldering in an army'
file, just waiting there to befuddle some unborn historian
who will surely wonder what they had to do with the defeat
of Hitler.
The incident happened . at a time when Wayne and
Shuster, having toured Canada with the Army Show, were
bound for the fields of valor to entertain the troops. Which
they eventually did, as you doubtless know. with great
success.
Some high officer concerned with "civilian morale" on
what was then known as "the.•home front" got the strategic
idea that the comedy team should broadcast a regular
weekly program back to Canada from the United Kingdom
to boost the spirits of "the folks at home."
At this time I was a private in Ottawa, where, among
other duties, I was assigned to write inspirational speeches
for James Layton Ralston, then the minister of national
defence. By the simple device of employing every patriotic
cliche known to man I had distinguished myself at this task.
It seemed perfectly natural, army logic being what it is,
that I should then be detailed to have a go at hilarious
comedy.
I was met at the station. in Toronto by a captain, an ex -
advertising man, fully as bewildered as I, who escorted me
to a cheerless little back room at the Ford Hotel. A
typewriter reposed on the bureau with a pile of pencils and
foolscap paper neatly besideit.
"Come down to headquarters when you complete your
first script," he said. I saluted, he left and I went directly to
Eaton's department store where I bought a copy of a book
called Thesaurus of Humor. The Thesaurus contained some
12,000 catalogued jokes. according to the preface, for
adapting in any situation and so, in the approved army
fashion, l began to write alphabetically. My first script, in
fact. was made up entirely of "A jokes.
Mercifully, I recall only two of the•diamonds of humor I
picked from the pit of the Thesaurus.
First soldier: Yeah. 1 miss my dog. She was a'Dober-
man."
Second soldier: "Pinscher?"
First soldier: "No, 1 bought her from a pet store."
Second soldier: "When it's all over I guess I'll go back to
my job at the Eagle Laundry."
First soldier: "What'd you do there?"
Second soldier: "Washed eagles."
I had completed my first script and was about to begin on
the "Bs". when The Army Show receivedbrders to proceed
overseas. I sailed with them on the Mauretania, made 5400
in poker games, cultivated a friendship with Wayne and
Shuster and cunningly kept mental notes. for future
reference. of their unending and uncatalogued funny
remarks.
Some confusion naturally existed abouy function with
the group and when we got to AIdershrif'`'I Mound myself
detailed for a long period to lead route marches for the
CWAC dancers and singers with the show.
I was half way through -my "B" script. full of jokes about
boats and babies, when orders came for me to report to
CMHQ in London for another assignment. I turned in my
half -completed script, gave my Thesaurus to Molly, the
barmaid at the Coach and Horses, where I'd become the
second best dart player. and that was the end of it.
Wayne and Shuster never broadcast to Canada and Lord
only knows how civilian morale back home remained so
high. It was years before mine recovered.
10 YEARS AGO
February 17, 1911
There Is a possibility that
Clinton's Centennial project may
be completed in time for use in
the Centennial year. Monday
night Clinton Council passed a by-
law authorizing the mayor. reeve
and clerk to proceed with
necessary arrangements for
constructing a $167.940.40
community centre in the town
park. (The first two readings to
the by-law were given last August
9) The centre will include a
skating rink. The Ontario
Municipal Board teas approved
the structure in principle.
Tuesday night. the Kinsmen
"Club of Clinton presented a
cheque for 5100 to Jack Nelson, a
past district. governor, for the
Kinsmen Institute of Mental
Retardation building fund. Andy
Peterson. president of the Clinton
Club, made the presentation as a
portion of an annual payment for
five years to the Kinsmen an-
niversary project. Sod turning for
the institute building will take
place during 1967.
"Yes, we'll accept your offer,"
was the definite though swiftly
considered answer from council
w George Beattie and Bill Mutch
on Monday night. when the two
men offered their 1960 Chrysler.
well-equipped as an ambulance.
to the town. Terms of the offer
are that the town operate the
Ambulance or arrange to have it,
operated by the hospital. or by an
organization - not by ,en in-
dividual.
There will be an exercise in
"what to do in the case of an
accidental explosion of a nuclear
missile in Michigan" which will
bie carried out on Saturday. April
23. by the Emergency Measures
Organization in neuron County.
Stewart Forbes, EMO co-
ordinator for the county advised
Clinton council of the project
when he appeared before them
Monday night to give his annualreport. The exercise is to
discover what decisions would be
made locally by key ruins in
charge and whet WON d be done
by the people.
About half of the beangrowers
in Ontario visited voting places
last week, and cast a total of 1.989
ballots on the question of whether
or not to increase their license fee
from six cents to ten cents, with
the increase used to pay costs of a.
storage and processing facility in
Huron County. Unofficial 'count
showed that 998 ballots showed a
"yes" decision while 991 showed
the negative. Though this was 51
percent in favour of the plan. a 66
and two-thirds percent majority
was required for the vote to
carry.
Miss Linda Riley. ten years old
student of ballet, has been invited
by the National Ballet School at
Toronto. to attend classes there.
She is a student of Mrs. B.A.
Zabiocku.
25 YEARS AGO
February 15. 1951
Clinton Town Council. at a
special meeting in the Council
Chamber° last evening. appointed
Joseph Ferranti. Guelph. as Chief
of Police at a salary of 52,300 per
year. and raised the salaries of
all officials and employees. ef-
fective today.
According to W.D. Thompson.
Blenheim. his firm plans to
commence work about the
middle of March on a new
$150.000 mill and plant to replace
the buildings razed in the big fire
in Hensail,~t)ecember 28.
Clinton Public -School Board, at
its February meeting, approved
a tentative proposal for the
erection of a new 12 -roomed
school structure on a• site on the
Mackenzie property en the
easterly outskirts of the town
recently purchased by the Board.
Many friends were extending
congratulations today to D.J.
"Ben' Gibbings, one of Ciintori*s
oldest and most highly respected
citizens who celebrated his 81st
birthday. Mr. Gibbings who
retired from active work at
Sherlock -Manning Pianos
Limited ai few years ago. hais held
many • public offices to t MW..
including those Of Mayor 11*122
191.3). Reeve and Public Utifltles
Commissioner. He has been
chairman of the Public Library
Board for twelve years and was
choirleader of Ontario St. Church
for fifty-four years
Rev. John R'. Thompson.
Rector of Trinity Anglican
Church. St. Thomas will take
over the parish of the church of
St. Andrew Memorial. Windsor.
on April 1. He is a native of
Goderich Township and is a
graduate of CDG l .
Huron County Ht.eahh Board. at
its first meeting of 1951. held at
the Stealth Unit, Clinton,
Thursday, teamed Frank Silts,
Seaforth. chairman for the year..
Mr. Sills. who is serving his
second year as a member of the
board. is reeve of Seaforth He
succeeds Roy Cousins. Brussels.
as the board's ,chairman The
board authorized a limned
service to Clinton RCAF Station
if agreeable on a .'see for ser-
vice" basis.
Clinton Colts are "ridin' high"
at the top of the district OHA
Intermediate group with the
regular schedule completed and
ten victories with only two
defeats, for a total of twenty
points. Playoff dates have not yet
been announced.
SA YEARS AGO
FEBRUARY 18. 1926
The play. "Mrs. Temple's
Telegram" was put on in the town
hall on Tuesday by St. Paul's
Dramatic Society and proved to
be a success as the efforts of this
organization always do.
W J O'Neil weekend specials:
Corn syrup. 5 lb. pail. 35 c.: corn
flakes. 3 pkgs. fdr 28 c. special
coffee, per lb. 48 c.; 7 ib. rolled
oats. 28 c.; 3 lb, pail shortening.
49 c
Some of Clinton's grand old
people who are celebrating birth-
days. all within a few days are
Mrs. James Lindsay. 86: Mrs.
William Sloman. 91, William
Cantelnn, 87; Mrs. Livermore. 82.
75 YEARS AGO
FEBRUARY 15. 1901
A contempora calls attention to
the momentous fact that
S20.000.000 came into Canada as
the price of cheese exported last
year. It is a good showinp. Such a
trade asks no bonus: it does not
detract from, but rather in -
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Dear Editor, �►
1 feel this. is one spei
must have a persona
I'm writing concern,
speech I heard Fr�n
give on TV. h
i
-;► rr-r-;r
Row any govetatllent
member would date to $peak;
to thousands and admit that
he hadto choose between'a
life. or money, he'd take
money.
In our wonderful Canada*
that has the compassion tcV.
send help costing thousands`',
of dollars, to help find ones
person lost in a plane crash,
to help those' in trouble, to aid
in, world disasters, I just don't"
understand sushi a man,
Is it possible he would like
to revert to the old Eskimo's
way of just leaving the old,. or
hopelessly ' sick . to die by
freezing. Or as the Indians
did before dthey wet*
enlightened by the Christian
idealogy. Of course our
country needs to cut down the
spending. But not by cutting
out our small but_„,,very ef-
ficient hospitals.
f-ficienthospitals.
It is all very well for him to
trip through the country and
say one can get from here to
there in so many minutes.
Just let , him try to get a wife
in labour to a hospital through
blizzards and blocked roads,
or any other emergency.
He said if someone died
because . he had closed the
nearest hospital, he supposed
he would be the first to hear
about it.
May God help him, if that
someone should happen to be
one of his own family.
Yours truly,
A concerned taxpayer
of Clinton.
Birds
Dear Editor,
Following is the list of birds
seen in Clinton and
recognized at various feeders
in the community.
Coopers Hawk. 1;
American Keshel (Sparrow
Hawk), 1; Morning Dove, 2;
Snowy Owl, 1; Hairy
Woodpecker, 6; Downy
Woodpecker, 8; Blue Jays,
15; Black Capped Chicadee,
20; Boreal Chicadee, 1; White
Beaked Nuthatch, 7; Nonhem
Shrike, 1: Starlings, 150;
House Sparrow, 295; Rusty
Blackbird, 1: Brown Headed
Cowbird. 28; Evening
Grosbeak, 20; Purple Finch,
1; Cardinal, 22: American
Goldfinch, 3: Darkeyed
Junico, 20; Tree Sparrow, 12;
Song Sparrow. 1; Snow
Bunting, 28; and Common
R edpoll, 6.
We have aoout 16 Chicadees
coming regularly to our
feeders, and three of them
are tame enough to eat out of
Sam's hand. in fact. they peck
on the pom-pom of his toque
to attract his attention.
On Saturday, January 31,
we had an unwelcome,visitor
to our feeders, the Nonhem
Shrike or Butcher Bird as it is
commonly known. It struck
down an English Sparrow,
killed it, then flew with it to a
nearby shrub. wedged it in
the crotch of two limbs and
partially devoured it. He
returned four times that day
to completely devour the
sparrow.
All the birds disappeared
completely while he was
here. except two Hairy
Woodpeckers who didn't
seem to be afraid of him, in
fact one of them challenged
the Shrike and the Shrike flew
away.
We would again like to
thank all those who supplied
us with information, and
remind thern that we would
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