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HomeMy WebLinkAboutClinton News-Record, 1975-05-22, Page 19. PAGU 24-41;INTONNOWAUCOR 't AY, WY 22, i9 sales for moothds glas f�i tl>Ik suds. BY ILL'BAT' l However, where there's a of the.Exeter will, - there's a way, and Mlles -Advocate possibly some of the public relations experts on the OFA or Gordon Dill, the Varna the Milk Marketing Board will farmer who heads the Ontario come up with some fashionable Federation of Agriculture, names to boost their products issued a statement this week in Ontario's favorite night lauding the proposed changes haLlnts. in liquor regulations that will Here are a few suggestions, require bars to serve a variety patterned after some names we of drinks, including milk and . gleaned from' a liquor menu; coffee. with the suggested alterations "Milk in the bar is a goodin brackets: idea," he claims, no doubt Moscow mule (Bolshevik basing that on the assumption that some of the farmers he represents will have etnew markets opened up for ir dairy products. Unfortunately, Gordon ap- pears to have read only a portionof the new regulations. Another one stats that it will be permilsie. fot• .parents to serve alcoholic beverages to their children in their own homes. It makes one think that whoever came up with the changes must have been under the influence at the time. Surely they must / have become mixed up in their suggestion thailt the kids can now be served booze, while their parents are to be cffei milk and coffee. bovine), hot toddy (cold tatty), grasshopper , (cudchomper), Singapore sling (Uganda ud- der), bloody Mary (milky Betsy.),. martine (mootini), rusty nail (milk pail), Tom Collins (Farmer John), screwdriver (bullshooter), gin fizz (feedlot fiz), Planters punch (Jersey hoof). Just use your imagination, boys, you may get more milk customers than you think possible. Of course, milk4 is not an entirely new product on the bar shelves. Some ulcer victims have long been on a diet of "moose milk" and one of the chaps who shows up at some neighbourhood bashes , Wings along a jug of'milk to help his creme de menthe get around The kids will be coming home his tummy without causing too after school and instead , of much discomfort. heading for the refrigerator for There's even a suggestion their usual glass of milk and that the dairy producers have peanut butter sandwich, they'll been making some inroads and be diving into the old man's have a few names on the menu stash of beer and peanuts.already in most bars. Meanwhile their parents will If you look closely, you'll find be getting ready for their Black and White (no doubt evening out sipping milk and named in honor of a producing coffee in their favorite pub. 'Holstein), Highland Cream, So you see Gordon, you're Silk Tassel and Dry Sack. . actually coming out on the Even their beef producing short end of the stick again. cohorts have managed to get Your best milk customers will Beefeater on the menu. be able to switch over to booze, Who knows ... Gordon Hill while their parents will may be right in welcoming the probably have a different time new liquor regulations. adjusting from their normal He's quite correct in his bar orders to include milk. comment, that alternatives 'to Not only that, but the dairy alcohol should be available in industry has a lot of catching up bars, particularly in a highly to do in creating exotic names mobile society that depends to entice their new customers. greatly on the automobile. A "milk , sour," mai not Many of the problems which sound any worse than a exist on' our highways, and in "whisky sour", but getting it society in general, would past your nose may have. a certainly be eradicated if more different story. people consumed milk rather Even a "cowhattan cocktail" than alcohol. doesn't have the appetizing But obviously neither Gordon . sound of a "manhattan" and or the writer are naive enough that decorative olive or cherry to think that there'll be any would be lost from view in the noticeable change in people's • t n yr. eking- .h it .;ju. ...b' cruse the pubs will, have milk. and Cake an their menus. By. the . sane token, We, suggest that parents are not going to rush out and buy booze for their children just because it Is now legal for them to be served in their own homes. There are many European families who have been brought up with wine as a regular part of their dining habits, and the new regulations will do little but make it lawful for them to Continue their practise of allowing their youngsters to partake. It was, and still is, a parental decision. Judging from the increase .in liquor infractions by young people in this area recently, it may well be an improvement if those young people stay home and drink, rather than drinking and driving. 100 ways to save energy is here The book that was reported not to be, is. Called "100 Ways to Save Energy and Money in the Home", it has been produced by the Department of Energy, Mines and Resources. After it was announced in a national advertising campaign five weeks ago a lot of publicity was given the fact that it was not yet a vai labtc, Mailing out ,tbe,.more than 200,000 requests received so far has already started. 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