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HomeMy WebLinkAboutClinton News-Record, 1975-02-27, Page 11• • �Y. �.�.., . t•"••> con (1,„AcAitioit M ' y�Y tri Clinton N WS ieC()1b(J Thursday, February 27, 1975 s.♦•••••••`•••••♦♦♦♦••••♦\♦•••••••••w•••NA•••• ••`••♦••••••••••.‘• N.N.o>N.s..♦•♦•♦••♦♦♦♦ dr 1.10th Year -No. 9 &hiortal Comment T•aia the easy way The decision of the Ontario govern- ment to go into the lottery business will no doubt set a lot of heads wagging, says the Wingham- Advance -Times. The older and . more conservative residents of the province are not the only ones who will be opposed to this move into the field of out-and-out gambling by provincial authorities. Apparantly the Ontario cabinet has agreed that a $100 million a year lot- tery will be the painless way to finance an expanded program of cultural and ,recreational activities. Perhaps so, but it could be that Ontario is a bit late in its, timing. Hundreds of millions of dollars have already been syphoned out of the economy by the Olympic lottery and as much more will be soaked up in that venture before the Olympics take place next year. Knowing Mayor Drapeau's propensity for making the most of a good thing we can expect him to continue the lottery in some form or other long after the athletes have come and gone. Everyone can recall the way he queezed mileage out of Expo '67 for several additional years. There are already government - backed lotteries in Western Canada and it is worth noting that some of them have been losing money. There is no guarantee that Ontario will be any more successful in a venture of this kind. Then, too, there is the moral issue. At least it is an issue for a sizeable segment of Ontario electors, many of whom object to gambling on religious grounds. Whether or not lotteries deserve condemnation from a religious standpoint, they are questionable, to say 'the Least; from the social stand- point. The simple fact that gambling offers something for nothing, or next to nothing, reinforces the belief that hard work and sound planning are a waste of time — a belief which is held by all too many Canadians today. And obviously, for every winner there is a host of losers who get nothing for the money they invested. Well, of course, there will be no way of stopping a provincial Lottery once it has been approved by cabinet, and lots of people will think it's a great idea. To be consistent, however, the govern- ment should now lift its regulations against pin ball machines and all the other forms of gambling which it selfrighteously declares are bad for the simple-minded peasants of the province. the smelling craze From The Financial Post's it -had -to - happen department comes news of what may be the latest Wrinkle in the Scratch 'n' sniff ad craze of a couple of years. back. This time, though, it's sniff without the scratch, and the odors are in T- shirts, not advertisements. Ap- pararently, the scented T-shirts sold -- maybe maybe even smelled — like hotcakes over Christmas, and at $14 each, that sounds like money for jam. The secret scenting process has never been - revealed, but if you buy a shirt with a picture of oranges and limes on the front, you —or your shirt at any rate — will give off a delicate citric aroma. Experiments are under way to produce more scents, and the possibilities seem endless; how about old running shoes, fresh air, or even essehce of crisp new dollar bills? Just how many washings the T-shirts can withstand before they lose the im- pregnated scent and take on a plain old -T-shirt aroma, is uncertain, but smelling obviously has become big business. Seems you're no longer allowed to be satisfied with the scents you were born with. --. Sugar and Spice/By Bill Smiley M. Drapeau's little game I think we'll all agree that there is nothing quite so downright miserable and annoying as the person who delights in saying "I told you so."' Certainly, all married men will agree with me. Most of us know perfectly well that we are poor little lambs who have lost our way, that we have feet of clay and bones for brains. But we hate being reminded of it. It seems to me that there is nothing more redundant than to wake up with a hangover, mouth full of the bottom of a birdcage, head full of porcupine quills, and have _a .smirking, self- satisfied voice grating "Well, I warned you, but you wouldn't listen to me." Who needs it? Who needs a post-mortem, when he is still alive, though barely? I speak not from experience, of course, but from hearsay. Not admissible in. court. After that preamble, I have to admit that I told you so. I told the whole nation so. But nobody Canada. And even though I t 'n the Clinton Legion about 11 inches thickan years to be reamed like an old pipe, but they wouldn't listen. Oh, well, what the hell. A prophet is without honor in his own country. You in your small I in mine. Competing in the Ontario 'RE $ nard►Nt~" WOO s 141111 Youct. Gilt A 400D0 s'tlff 1¢ttt, C0VWH`r n • " . , , MIND Y00, THAT'$ SU3T AN ESTIMATE." Place -droppers We're to examine today the curious type of parlor menace known as the Place -Dropper, a fellow you always seem to run into when you've returned from a trip to a foreign land. The Place -Dropper is not to be confused with the Name - Dropper. The Name -Dropper is the, man .(or woman) who has met one or more celebrities and never lets you forget it. "I'll always remember the late Jack Benny telling me...." "Once, when I was talking to Robert Goulet at a party...." "Speaking of old-time stars I recall asking Jimmy Cagney...." Thus, cunningly, they bring any conversation around to their fleeting moments with the famous. The Place -Dropper, on the other hand, does not deal with human beings, but with geography. His terms of reference are not to be found in a Who's Who, but in an atlas. In most cases he's a man who has, travelled widely, has a photographic memory and a deep conviction that any place in the world where he hasn't set foot must be pretty dull. The curse of the Place -Dropper is that he may transform a whole roomful of nice, normal people into as militant Place - Droppers as himself. Purely in self-defence they will start recalling their itineraries of the past and what started out as the host's narrative of a holiday in Mexico may disintegrate into a conversational global travelogue. The Place -Dropper has the knack of making any of your expeditions seem as uninspiring as a bus ride into town. At a small gathering the other night, for example, I was giving a short, 10,000 -word monologue on the beauties of the village of Taxco when I was interrupted by one of the breed. "Of course you visited Cuernavaca?" he inquired softly. "Why, no, as a matter of fact, we missed that. But as I was saying...." "Pity," said the Place -Dropper musingly. "Cuernevaca, of course, is the real Mexico. I remember spending a week with the basket -weavers there....". and he had taken the ball from me and was down the field. The only way to stop the Place -Dropper is to beat him at his own game. "Interesting that you should mention basket -weaving," I said, "because that happens to be one of the chief industries in TaxcoThe town, as you know, is built on the very steep hill and " "I wonder if it could be as steep as some of those lovely little villages in the Swiss Alps," the Place -Dropper interrupted smoothly. "Some of them in behind Zurich must be reached by funicular railways or cable cars..." "Rather like the cable car up to Table Mountain, I presume," I countered, having caught on. quickly. "Capetown really is fabulous, you know. The international flavor...." "Nothing to equal that of Marseille, as you'll doubtless agree," said the Place -Dropper. The Place -Dropper is determined to top any of your ex- periences. Supposing, having returned from Mexico, you mention that it was 82 degrees in Acapulco, as I just happened to mention it the other night. "Quite coot, really," observed the Place -Dropper. "I remember one day in Maracaibo when it was 98 in the shade... "Leopoldville at 110?" "Khartoum at 120," said the Place -Dropper. I might have stood for this, but the Place -Dropper over., stepped his limits when I was showing my home movies. "Interesting that the foliage should be so similar to that of the West. Indies," he observed in a strong, clear,voice above the clatter_ "Of course, the bougainvillaea grows more densely, particularly in Jamaica in the rainy season. It was all he got out. There was the sharp crack of my Smith & Wesson, the smell of the cordite and it was all over. "Zanzibar," he said and never spoke again. From our early files.... • . • i • 10 YEARS AGO March4, 1965 corner, a�av My severest critic of my point of view is not my _Commercial Teachers wife, as is most often the case. Slee thinks. the- Association annual typing honour the 40th anniversary with Games are something the teenagers play down competitions for ntral Huron Secondary time, a series of sales. Ray Gibbing elder son of Mrs. at the Olympia restaurant. The only connection tSchool students made a Melvin Crich of town acct an is that the proprietors of the Olympia are Greek. satisfactory showing, employee of CNR atA each, No, my chief opposition comes from my Clinton and District had its has been successful in passing his assistant department head, which only confirms share of snow last Thursday and * rules at examinations in Toronto my long -held view that she is—bigoted,- thick.- Friday, but was a long way from the first week in February. Ray is headed, disloyal to her chief, and a lousy shuf- being isolated. The town streets now qualified to take a station. fleboard player. department worked overtime in The weather has taken a turn Her 'argument goes like this "The Olympic keeping streets and walks open. for the worst with the coming of Games are for all of Canada. Why shouldn't all Township roads Saturday and hiwere hwaas 9pen by and 8 _yesterday and duringstorm ed thell day night Canadians help pay for them?" highways .`�'�" �'-' Well, she's all wet, in which she wouldn't weigh were never closed to traffic. with the result that at noon today, • Two of the First Clinton Scount things were pretty well tied up. 85 pounds, soaking. Troops received their Queen's The annual ice harvest has Nobody asked me if I wanted the stupi• d Scout gold cords at the father and d of a Robert N. Irwin, who has had charge of the dry goods business which James A. Irwin started in Clinton 40 years ago March 1, is now the owner. He intends to' commenced this week. The ice is listened.- .__ when r Olympic Farce to ane son banquet i I saidNO. Hall last Wednesday evening. good sample considering the mild -- -- t. the rest of us terms the arn�ed� in �n��ncertarn ., .egg were going to be pickingupfie tabs for NaPoi D belief that he is really a reincarnation f theinfamous ked W451i a� .,. ,�,..�_ .....•f -_. -- someone. . _ . i _e, ,Cour }r'Gmet -at,.. .wealyr..this,.>�,�,tnte�r•; '�By me the C�1y�mpte Gatt`teonsistvf-cornea q'he�--A✓rllag on - - mination', on ayregular r,= of ,.the ..Synod.. Of the Drapeau's t 1 better than else Reeve Clift the Presbytery of Huron -Maitland of o be it' emperor. meeting. Or maybe it's Caesar he thinks he is. CertainlyIf Mayor Drapeau had ..shown any desire to Y the position that Bayfield wishes the Presbyterian Church in he is giving us members of the populace'�read clean.up Montreal, which hrobablworst hilums, est to retain its present school and to Canada was Rev. D.J. Lane, of and circuses, as Caesar did. Mighty light on -the • the worst sewage system, probably increase it to four rooms by Clinton, who had served over 30 bread and heavy on the circuses. crime rate in Canada, I'd buy a whole ten -dollar taking in children from SS 3 and years within the Synod. I said it right here, in black and white, that the lottery ticket, instead of splitting one 10 ways. SS 4; he also pointed out that this Collection of the necessary He's,,not interested. He wants coliseums, would be a considerable economy data for Huron County Crippled mayor of Montreal was going to take us for a fast palaces, and probably wouldn't object to a few for the. proposed amalgamated Children's Survey, which is eine Bugg ride, when he got the Olympic Games. P raven images of himself scattered about the school area and would give conducted by the ten is nowsinlubs full proving that he or she can .do something cpm- their new hour,7:30 p.m. Tho no pletely useless a er anyoneM d 1Viarch 1 teresting travel talk in Willis Church on Tuesday evening. The event was sponsored by the Girls Club of the Church. '" Miss Madelon Shaw is visiting her cousin, Miss Dorothy Rat- tenbury, Peterboro.. The hockey, team had a very successful skating party at the local arena on Tuesday evening. Markets were: wheat, $1.65; oats, 50 to 52 cents; barley, 85c; buckwheat, 80c; butter, 28c to 20c; live hogs, $11.25. Thomas Brandon and family of Bayfield have moved into Lewis Thompson's cement house for- merly occupied by Mr. and Mrs. Charles Thorns. A ,Y it !� ,� �A�P.:.�.: Wim,... . • s >s we get Dear Editor: Many pensioners and misinformed people have fallen prey to many supposedly humane w good -will organizations who are out to make a fast buck. The books and works of these people should be closelyr examined before they work any longer on public sympathy. Does anyone know . the amount of game birds and small animals killed and maimed by cats and wild dogs, which is usually a well-fed animal out for fun and comes and goes as he pleases? But the sob sisters can't see this. I keep telling the sheep farmers that other people have just as much right to shoot and trap their sheep if the sheep ramble the countryside biting other people's pets. Do you know that when you buy a synthetic coat or gar- ment, that you are buying an irreplaceable resource? If wild fur is not annually harvested the animal population is cut down periodically, after months of suffering, by diseases. Have you taken the trouble to see a humane, waterset trap which is most humane? Have you seen a paw -hold trap humanly set by hand or bothered to find out? A paw - holding trap is just a device to detain an animal, and if properly used, an animal, if unwanted can be released. Yours sincerely, John McCabe, RR 1, Inwood. Dear Editor: Poetry lovers everywhere must feel a profound obligation to thank you for sharing that little gem recently: "Ballad of the Unborn". May we expect more of this high quality material in the future? Perhaps one may venture the liberty of gently pointing out that the title of, the poem was not quite exactly accurate; space here is not sufficient to allow proper definition and illustration of that form of poetry known as the ballad. However, on in vestigation, one finds that "Ballad .of the Unborn" is a ballad in name only. It is not truly a ballad, just as it is not a limerick, or a sonnet. Possibly the author was not adequately versed in. these distinctions; nonetheless, that does not detract from the nobility of her ideal. Probably she chose the word "ballad" for its frequent associations with tales of heroism and martyrdom. The editor of the publication which sported this poem on its cover reported that it evoked a "tremendous . response" from readers. Doubtless, this is at tributable to the poet's turn of waving the Union Jack marched Phrase. That's not all she turns, up and down the streets once the either. One can nearly pop one's news was learned. biscuits on the rug, so violent is Mr. and Mrs. J.C. Greig have the imagery and the rush of taken possession of their hand- thought. some new residence on Goderich There is provocation for one's intellectual ponderance, too. street, .Seaf Salkeld Consider the implications of the Isaac Salkeld jr, of the first word fruit'• in the line, "I con. of Goderich township, has myself was judgedto be a fruit of purchased from George Church,.little worth". Debate the irony in thirty-nine acre's of the letter's the line, "my eyes will never scan. farm adjoining his own. Mr. the sky for my high -flying kite". Church reserved the homestead Can you hear the faint echo there along with nineteen acres. fly a of the slang phrase,"go Professor W.J.R. Fowler, kite"? Subtle. lecturer and demonstrator of And what in the name of anatomy at the Ontario Veterinary College, who prac- literature is an "aborted wind of Y g thought"?, A misguided zephyr? tised during the past summer, A fractured participial emission? has declined a prominent k wind? government situation in the city How does one brea 75 YEARS AGO follow his The author of this. poem is March 2, 1900 and intends to obviously. well-acquainted with profession in Clinton. Depew psychology. Notice the words, Mr. J. Murray' P carefully selected, that ' carry On Monday morning, every house and fence (representing the Nordheimer scads of connotations, over and Coati, tree, , for the -- ;Zit ed' As though 'the' mroo-n-t had- beett. displaced by the furies in the management of the weather, such flying of snow and low temperatures are seldom seen. It was a hot time in Clinton last Tuesday as the town celebrated the surrender of Cronje...and the relief. Ladysmith in South Africa. Many parades of loyal citizens for the Motierata For anada?Don't besilly. For Montreal. g adequate opportunity or of Huron County The handwriting is now on the wall, loud and city. Didyou notice that when the Olympic Com- education in Bayfield, without swing. clear. And as fast as M. Drapeau rubs it off, or lookingpreventing the 'formation of a licks it off with his eloquent labial organ, it mittee was on the edge of the abyss,bookin into entral school at Brucefield. reappears it, there *asn't exactly a scram ewarrtong a Bell Telephone has added 12? ' tions to ick u the tab? ele hones in Clinton in the last It seems inevitable that you and me, sistern worlds na p p t p and brethren, are going to be picking up a big, fat The, only tentative offer was from the Arab year. This makes a total of 2,230 tab' for the 1976 Montreal Games. And games is swingers, who are in similar circumstances to telephones in service here as of the word, if the Olympics consist of running in the ydbaarelswho thelived don't know rwha have do December Mrs. Tuckey, Bayfield ever -decreasing Circles until you disappear up . your own you -know -what. Admitted, barrels are better than children these entertained a good turnout of but there's a limit. families gathered at the Bayfield Let's not blame it on the construction strikes in days, United Church at a pot -luck Montreal. Let's not blame it on inflation. Let's Say. Pardon me for a moment. Just ad a supper which was served 'blame the $300 million dollar deficit (and who thought. Those Arabs are buying up practically , cateteria style by the ladies. knows how much more?), on the delusions of anything these days. Wonder if they'd be in- 25 YEARS AGO' grandeur of the rolyiest-polyiest con man since terested in some fine moose pasture I own up P. T. Barnum made -that immortal statement: north. Used to be called mining stocks. March 2, 1950 "Never give a sucker an even break." Probably not. However,�maybe they'd take a Hank Bourassa of Quebec and Pete Trudeau of flyer on a pure-bred hybrid cat, ,Half wolf, half suggested innct connection ne ionof wanith the Ottawaknew they were dealing with a greased pig. And by golly, the price right.g g sugge ice plant in ClintonnLions eel when they tangled with Drapeau, but all they this jewel, this loving, lovable creation is going Arena presentnd to the ditl•wwas make polite political noises, assuring the for four. quarts of oil and a one -billionth share in members were the Lions Club at the suckers that it wasn't going to cost more than the Holy Old Eruption Oil Company. regular semi-monthly dinner. ma be seven cents each to put on this ex- Now, how did I get.away off here in the oil Scouting again is being revived id Let s see Trudeau oily B masa oilier. in Clinton under the aegis of the e fields? t ou , travagorama. Drapeau, oiliest. Lions Club with A.G. Grigg as Some of •us, those possessing the. gift, and a A simple matter of conjugation. chairman. memory, knew perfectly well that we were going 50 YEARS AGO March 5, 1925 , Milverton defeated Clinton in the first game for the Silver Cup which has been donated by Mr. Smith, manager of the Clinton Arena. Mrs. James Appleby fell while on her way to church on Sunday morning and injured her spine and as a result will be laid un for some time,, Harry Watkins entertained a number of boy friends in honour of his birthday. Miss Edna Wise has been sucees ;ful in her examination in connection with the Toronto Conservatory of Music, obtaining first class honours. Mr. and Mrs. F.A. Plaskett, who were burned out several„ weeks ago, have moved to Stratford. *Dr. P. Hearn gave a very in - d IIE (:I.INTON NEW ERA I:'si tblIshi•d 1865 o d Musie Co.) has be �; Pian .an noun th►s value. Indeed, weeFC'exhTsting at the above -their initial t- C...1Hoare., one of the o Store of Mr,,.. seem So.near-to impudelate) that ... ...,. greatest novelties in the musical Ms. Clayton employs her instrument line the Orchestra thesaurus with a better skill than Piano player. Messrs Innes and Horton have her her poetic key words: "morning", craft. Extract a few of just purchased the famous prize „awn", "fruits of the earth", and stock winning stallion, Sir ne might suggest (did it not THE HURON NEWS -RECORD Es1uhlishcd 1881 Published every Thursday at Clinton, Ontario Editor - Jamas E. Fitzgerald a•neral Mansper, J. Howard Aitken S Gond Class Mall registration no. 04111. sussenurnoN RATES: CANADA 510.00 U.S.A. 511.50 s1N01LI COPY .250 -