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Captitin Donellv'a ad PtNonegnanti re-
m yawn's, the rapidnOports go14,rumbnog
and roaring into ltheitiameramet recetsee of
the past subterraloane ^and awakeiiipg a
score and mereef eohoee, whin!). were quick
ly succeeded Jay thellitnet the shrieks, howls,
ep male and exegratione of the wounded and
the dying as they fell ohltteriug from their
high demi-pig= saddles to the resounding
(door of the peeeage, whilet theist) who dur•
vived spurred forward over their writhing
bodies with. shriller cries still, intent on
taking vengeance on the slaughterers of
their brethren before they oould reload,
But Captain Donelly and Pat Monaghan
had eix charges yet remaining in their re
volvers, and now, stepping suddenly for-
ward into view, they discharged them full
in the faces and. breasts of their ewarthy
foes, when eo near that their tossing and
etraining horses' heads were almost within
arm's length of their muzzles.
Each bullet found its billet on this =ea-
sion, anddown went the shrieking Bsdouine,
one over the other, and amongst them the
santon, with a hole in his throat, out
through which the blood gushed like a
fountain.
As he went crashing down his weight
beret open the basket at hie back, and the
great flesh colored serpents, gliding forth,
sprang upon the fallen men, and the plung-
ing, rearing horses, hissing fiercely and
buying their poison Emma in their prey.
As for the Bedouins who still remained
mounted and apparently uninj and, and in
number they were but three, they whetted
their horses round and galloped back into the
darkness of the tomb, whilst giving utter-
ance to loud cries of horror and dismay.
Ere they had disappeared altogether from
view Captain Donelly and Pat were in their
saddles and ridieg calmly forward to rejoin
Nellie.
to PA's suagestion we have got
wholly rid of the resettle, for the three who
still survive will let us depart in peace, I
imagine," said Frank, and then he added,
as a puzzled expression came over his fine
countenance " I wish that we knew how to
recross the mountain, for we are now on the
side of the great desert, which stretches for
hundreds of leagues to e ard the very centre
of Africa,"
"No, Frank, it cannot be," replied Nellie,
"for I feel certain that that fs Cairo which
I see over away ender. And there, there
are the Pyramids, too'and I feel equally
sure that I can just make out a train steam-
ing in that direction, the direction of the
North Star, which must be Alexandxim
ward, I take it,"
" By all that s glorious, you are right,
Nellie, Why, we must have come out on
the same slim of the mountain as that at
which we entered. We have described the
half of a half, or more likely of an oval,
within the subterranean. I dared not have
hoped for such good fortune. It savee no end
of time."
" Be the taints, yer honor, an' it's a good
(town that we are into the bargaim It's
just meself that knows this blessed plum
tree, be the bit branch that I tore off in
plucking some of the fruit, an' there it lies
in the middle of tho track to witness to the
truth ov me words," observed Pat,
Story d Live and Wild Adventure, founded upon Startling Revela-
tions in the Career of Arabi Pasha.,
Byi the 4t4OrOw of " Nnefh,eTIen NIBILIST," "TIE RIM So," " Tem RUSSIAN Su,"
ETC., ETC.
CHAPTER XXIX, the mountains without ever seeing the day -
Tau TERRORS OP THE Atenr7illst TOTBs,
As he spoke the scorpion eater pointed to
a vast fissure that at that point perforated
the side of the mountain,- but which wa
almost hidden by a luxurient growth o
creeping pleats bearing great waxetnlooking
flowers.
"Have no fear, they are very tame," was
the now thoroughly cowed scorpion eater's
answer, and the next minute the entire
party had plunged into the profound dark
nese of the mountain tomb. Nellie, to -her
no email terror, for the pitchy blaokness
was well calculated to intpire that feeling.
As for Pat Monaghan, he was a man of
few words, or, when they could be acumen.
newly spared, of no words at all; bat this
may not have prevented him from thinkinz
a great deal, and it would have been
wonderful, indeed, if under the circum -
stemma his thouehts had been pleasant.
These mountains had, indeed, more than
come been pointed out to him from the ram-
parta that surrounded the Citadel of :Cairo
as the haunt of the Djlns or Evil Genii and
the Spirits or Giant Devile, who, with their
powerful breaths, blow up the desert sands
until they overtake and bury travelers be-
neath them, and who are, furthermore, the
guardians of buried tree.sure. So remem-
bering these tales jest when he would have
most liked to have forgotten them, Pat
Monaghan was not quite im comfortable in
his own naiad as when ha had ridden back
to encounter with his single arm the three
camel and dromedary dere.
Great was his relieletherefore when, after
they had ridden a Me way through the
subterranean, trueting entirely to their
horses to follow the one that led, he beard a
muttered " Halt I" come back from what
he knew to be his master's lips, and then
the unmistakable snapping sound of flint
and steel.
A second Miter there was a star of light
which suddenly leapt into aflame as mune
kind of a torch was suddenly kindled, and
then all three fugitives looked around
them in an amazement that was mingled
with admiration, for they were in the cen-
tre of a vast hall whose walls and even
ceilings were covered with paintings, both
of animate and inenimte nature, with the
color as bright as if they had been laid on yr s
terday, yet which Frank Donelly and Nellie
Trezarr, at all events, knew must have
been antique works of art even in those to
us ancient days when the Red Sea waves
parted to permit of the goming of tho Is-
raelites and rushed together again for the
drowning of Phataoh and hie =et.
This was not a time, however, for the
studying of ancient art, fur the Ileciouine,
did they but imagine that they had taken
refuge there, might enter the tomb in turn
and bestow on them the honor of making
it tt eir own.
Frank Donelly therefore sternly bade
their guide lead on, not before'however, he
had remarked that this was the recluse's
usual abode, for there Wen sufficient evi-
dences of the fact in the few necessaries that
it contained, consisting of a mat, a pitcher
and a wooden bowl, but even the ordinary
Egyptian peasant has nothing more.
Holding the torch (which aeomed to be
composed of a buadle of sugarcanes bound
tightly together and coated thick with a
kind of gum) aloft in one hand, the santon
atrode on again, his beard still grasped by
his captor, who mild now watch the move-
ment e of the scorpions as they continued to
wander all about his person, apparently at
their own sweet will, and which, whenever
one ef them approached too near unto his
hand, the young officer. dislodged and sent
clattering to the ground with the point of
his eword, For well he knew that the sting
of these hideous vermin is as fatal to a
European as a eerpant bite.
And new they enter the great painted
hall, in the centre of which a vast tomb had
evidently once stood, for a wide passage
whose wane (where they were not painted)
were covered with millions of hieroglyphics,
somewhat like those which we re s on Cleo-
patra's Needle and the Obelisk of Luxor,
yet differing from them in many essential
respects.
They had got down this high and wide
passage very far, when they met a lynx and
jackal walking quite amiably side by side,
though the two animals are as a rule the
emst bitter enemies conceivable.
" If these are two of your infernal pets
and you dare to set them on us your life
shall pay the forfeit, remember
,
" said Don.
elly, fiercely, and at the words the dull red
glare that had come into the santon'e eyes
died out of them again, leaving them the
same dull fishy gray as they had been
before.
He spoke half a dozen words in shrill
tones to the two beasts, at the same time
wagging his left arm about with a gesture
of menace •' and evidently understanding
him, their tails dropped and they slunk
away into a narrow side passage, from whose
pitch dark depths their eyes presently
gleamed like live coals.
Nellie) whose heart had palpitated pain-
fully at sight of the savage beasts, drew her
breath more fri ely when they were gone,
but one hour seemed to crowd fast upon the
heels of anotiber, for as they presently peer-
ed into a second and narrower passage a loud
rushing noise greeted their ears, like a flap-
ping of ghostly wings, so that Pat began to
patter a Pater Neater, making mire that the
Afrits, or Giant Devils, were upon them,
while Nellie uttered a little scream, and
even Frank became utterly disconcerted.
Had he noticed the sly and exultant ex-
pression of the scorpion eater he might have
been better prepared for what was to come
and how to avoid its consequences, for, lo,
the uneanny noiees rapidly increased in
volnme, the serni.darkneea became all at
once full of fluttering winge, hideous little
horned heads, and shrill Equeaks, and then
all in an instant the torch was extinguished
and the three fugitives felt themselves beat
about their facers by quickly flapping, skin.
ny leather subetances, whilst an intolerable
stench metalled their nostrils, so that it is
little wonder that in the purlieu darkness,
terror and confusion Frank's hand for an
instant relaxed the tightness of its grip on
the santon's beard or that he, taking ad-
vantage of the opporunity, with a wrench
and a bound released himself altogether
therefrom, and laughing shrilly and exult
antly, rushed away with the oortainiy that
he would not again be caught.
In another minute they oould hear hien
shading in the dietetic° :
" Yallah 1 Yaliale 1 By the ninety-nine
names of Allah and the hundred and 'our.
teen chapters of the 11 Koran. By the dg
d the Weil of /Chaired the
ie in the bowels of
light or the rnomeehine now, Yea, you shell
so die and my lynx and jackal ellen pick
your bones, whilst your amide ahat fiezle and
fry forever and- forever in the, fiery fif
Borlrt. You have cast dirt upon my beard
and :wit my turban awry, you dogs, for is it
not written that " he who lendeth sweat to
the oppreeeor eir the unbeliever shall ere
long etrike his knees in vain ?" Wherefore
by every hair of the dogs that begot - thee,
Abou Self the santon will take bitter ven-
geance for the indignities -that ye have oast
upon hien"
And having thue spat out his venom, as
it were, they could hear his rapidly reced-
ing footsteps, mingled with fresh peals of
chuckling laughter.'
"I wish I'd spitted the old baste on me
opear, which sure an' I'd have done if it
hadn't been for the winged devils, an' the
darkness, an' the not thinking ov it until
too late, at all at all," grunted Pat Mona-
ghan.
"Just pass the spear over to me, Pat, to
feel the way well in advance with, for I
judge 'tis safer now to go on than to turn
back, for that old rascal has gone to bring
the Bedouins after US, and knowing all the
ins and outs of Cale place we'd have no
chance of overtaking him, even on horse-
back," said Frank Donelly.
"Lord preserve us from him and the
likes of him," muttered Pat, as he passed
the lance over Neltie's head, whom, as he
took it, Frank comforted with the worda
" I feel sure that this passage will event-
ually lead to freedom, my darling, and the
creatures that put out the lights and startled
ue so much were but bats, I saw them dis-
tinctly. Now that the accustomed darkness
that they delight in has returned again they
trouble ua no longer, you see, so let us get
on once more,"
He waited for no reply, but urged on his
horse as he spoke, feeling the way with the
lone lance to that the animal should not
knock its heart againet arything or plunge
headlong down into some hole or pit.
It was, in fact, that kind of darkness that
writers say " may be felt," or " may be
cut with a knife," and so on, so that is was
anything but pleasant traveling when it was
impoesible to know what possible dangers
might not be in the way.
More than once Nellie Trezarr felt con-
vinced that she heard the pattering feet of
the jackal and of the still more fearful lynx
coming after th.ern, whilst Pet Monaghann
fears were still chiefly of the supernatural,
so that every instant he expected that Dila
or giant devil would spring upon him and
bear him away, where or for what purpose
he did not even dare to conjecture.
But imagination was soon tiestined to
give way to reality, for when they had pro-
ceeded in this 2low and cautious manner for
about teu minutes, the path appearing to
trend gradually downward the while, they
heard the unmistakable sound of other hoofs
in their rear and coming on at a much fast-
er pace than their own.
Then, far behind them, there suddenly
flashed a glow of ruddy light, and looking
round they beheld the hideous scorpion eater
coming down the subterranean at a speed
that was wonderful for his years, holding
aloft a torch in either hand and closely fol-
lowed by a dozen or so of mounted Bedouin?,
whose bright lance points twinkled like stars
above their scarlet shawl turbans.
" Lost, lost 1 We shall bo sat upon and
slain in this horrible subterranean,"
' gasped
Nellie, dropping her reins and clasping her
hands together in an age ay of terror.
"Darted, but any bow I'll kill some of
them first, just for company, retorted Pat
Monaghan cheerily, who looked upon the
Bedouins (even with the scorpion eater
thrown in) as a great improvement on Dj ins
and giant devils.
•
Frank Donelly, however, had better
words of coneolation than Pat's, for he
suddenly exclaimed
"If there's a red light behind there's a
white cue ahead, Nellie, darling, and urn
less I'm greatly mistaken we will be out in
the mor nllght again before those fellows
can come up with us."
wan_
CHAPTER XXX.
A COMBAT OF TWO TO TWELVE—AGAIN ON THE
DESERT.
Frank Donelly's words proved prophetic
ones, for every minute now the light became
brighter in their front, enabling them to
push for ward every whit as rapidly as they
were punned, so that presently they squeez-
ed their horses one by one through a narrow
fissure that was hardly large enough to ad-
mit of their passage ; indeed, Pat went so
far as to declare that it was very like a
"rich man struggling to get through the eye
of a needle," he should think.
" An sure; yer Honor," he quickly add-
ed, " I don't see why we should let the
spalpeens as are either us come any further
at all at all, for sure we might defend this
narrow opening agin long odds from now till
the crack of doom, if need be, like those old
Greeks and Romans used to do we read of
in the poethry and the story books."
" Another tine idea of yours, Pat ; and
by St. Patrick, your namesake, well put it
in praotice. Is your revolver charged in
every chamber ?"
"Aye, I've reloaded it since I settled the
c omelet and the drumbledollies."
"Good ; mine is in the s •me condition. We
will dismount, sling our bridle over our
arms, and take up our positions one on each
side of the opening, sheltered by the rocks,
and, by George well give those reseals pep-
per as they come up. Nellie, ride on a
little way, my dear. We will overtake you
presently."
"Oh, Fronk I don't rush into any need.
less danger," pleaded the fair girl.
"No, darling ; that we will leave our
enemies to do. They come on unasked, and
so they must take the consequences, Do as
I oath you, Nellie."
She made no further opposition 6r obser-
vation, but rode on a little way and then
drew rein,
Frank Donelly motioned to her) however,
to move a triflle more to the right, fearing
that she was somewhat in the Bedouin line
of fire.
When she had obeyed hie mute sign he
gave all his attention to tho latter geretryi
They were by this time near enough to
rr quire it, pounding along through the sub-
terranean at the heels of the =ward rushing
santon under the full impreenion, no doubt,
that instead of awaiting them just outside,
the fugitives were hurryieg down the Moun-
tein as feet AB ever they could urge their
horns,
They were soon undeceived on this poirit,
bewevor, for at the same inetant " crack 1
creek 1 oraok t creek 1 crack 1 crack 1" went
All was as clear now as the sun at noon-
day, and all that they seemingly had to do
was to reicroes the desert till they track
the railway at the little village of Et-Tar-
raneh, where there was a station at which
they would be able to take train for Alex-
andria, for the train, which they could still
perceive, or to be more correct, the steam
from her engine, was proof that the line be-
tween the capital and the great seaport had
not yet been ripped up.
"After all, we may be aboard a British
ship before dawn, darling," said Frank Don-
elly, "for I dare say they'll be running trains
from Cairo as often as circumstances will
allow daring the night, so cheer up,"
Nellie was quite willing to do so, for it's
much pleasanter to encourage hope than de.
epair in the heart. As for Pat, he didn't re-
quire any encouragement at all. as it was
not his nature to look at the dark side of
anything.
So they made they made their way down
the steep mountain side with eerie and cir-
cumspection, and directly that they had
reached the desert plain steered straight
scrolls it as nearly as possible in the direc-
tion of Et Tarraneh.
If Captain Donelly really thought that all
their dangers were over he calculated sadly
without his host, for at least eighteen miles
of desert lay between them and the railway
station, towards which they were steering,
and from all directions troops, regular and
irregular, were concentrating towards the
capital to swell the forces of the War Min-
ister.
The fugitives proceeded slowly at first,
for their horses wanted breathing space, but
the once more fresh bracing air of the desert
was not long in at all events partially restor-
ing their strength and spirits when they
progressed -more rapidly, and then it was
that Captain Donelly very shortly discover-
ed that the desert in this direction was for
the once not the desert at all.
For across it small bands of Bedoains
seemed to be perpetually streaming, donbt-
lees on their way to make up the sixty
thousand irregular cavalry that Arabi Pasha
had boated he could have enrolled under-
neath his banner in less than a week, for
well he knew that these mounted robbers
would swarm like vultures to a feast, for
quite as respectable as Turkish Bashi-Ba-
zouks the Bedouin delights in slaughter and
plunder quite as much as, according to Dr.
Watts'doge delight to bark and bite, s
"Oh, if the moon were not quite leo
bright," thought the young officer to himself,
for the grand luminary of night shed as
clear and white a radiance over the sandy
plain au a number of electric lights would
diffuse over a boulevard or a street, and
there were no shadowe to take advantage of,
When Frank Donnelly had read of this
desert ruse years previously he had never
imtgined that tho time would come when he
would be glad to avail himself of it himself,
It was,quite effectual, however, for within
the next hour they would certainly have
been sighted and pursued had they been
rash enough to have continued on their way;
whilst owingto their precaution large par.
ties of Bedouins passed quite near by without
perceiving them,
Then, at lard, the d anger of discovery
seemed to grow lees and less, and their part
of the desert to be getting empty again, so
that they thought ot once more remounting
and Continuing their journey, when, on sud-
denlylooking round, Pat Monaghan beheld
yet another party of Bedouins coming to-
ward e them, but following a 'mum which
betokened that they would past; much nearer
by than any of the preeeding bodice of the
[mirage horsemen had done.
" Bridad, an' it's as straight ab a bode line
that the varmintaro coming and if we
woulcl save our lives we'd better' be up and
away, yer honor."
"By Jove, 1 believe you're right, Pat.
Up and away be it, then " rejoined his
=triter, and the next inetatre he Was undoing
his horses leashings,
When they had seen to their own steeds
and turned to perform the :ear= office ;by
&Mete to, this deft and epirlted girl tad
not only released the animal and got hind on
hie lege, but had Mem =mated him and was
quite ready for flight.
Before king, indeed, Donelly felt that
they were like three poor fawntrying to
moss a ohesboard, with the rival kuigats,
*hops, rooks and queen all bent on reuderi
mg the attempt a matter of hear hnposeibi-
tity.
As yet they were evidently unseen, but as
he oould hardly hope that they would Pon-
ciaue im for long. he was presently fain to
yield to the iueviteble and adopt a ruse,
Ile called a halt, told Nellie that there
was nothing much to be alarmed at, bnt
thatnevertheless it was better to be oautioua;
and then held a brief consulation with Pat
Monaghan, the result of which waa that all
three diernounted, forced their hones to lie
down, gagged them so that they could
neither neigh nor whinny, tied their legs
so that for them to rise was an equal impos-
sibility, and then in the course of a very few
minutes raised a elm alar barrier of sand
high enough to conceal both their steeds and
themselves as they orouohed down.
Her prompt action !lad eaved a couple of
minutes at the least, and that brief space of
time might be of the utmost value under the
circumstances,
Frank gave her a word or two of ardent
praise and flung himself into his own saddle
even whilst speaking them, nor was Pat
slow in imitating hie example, and just as
they were perceived and the Moslem war
cry of "Allaokbar 1 Allah, Allah ! hu 1"
rent the air in their rear, accompanied by a
great brandishing of scimitars and lances,
the three fugitives were off at full speed
again, Pat muttering something to the effect
that "the devil might take the hindmost,"
yet for all that himself keeping in the ream
as he considered himself in duty bouod to
do, and answering the Bedouin defiance by
twirling his own lance round and round
above hie head as though it were a shilielah,
whilst he howled out a genuine Irish hulla-
baloo.
"Keep your breath to cool your porridge,
Pat," exclaimed his master, somewhat an-
noyed. "This is no child's play, I would
have you remember, so just postpone all
vaporing -until we are tearing along at the
tail of the iron horse instead of on the backs
of our own, my good fellow."
(TO BE CONTINUED.)
PERE ONAL.
Reuben R. Thrall of Rutland, Vt., is
probably the oldest practicing lawyer in the
world. He recentiy celebrated his 90th
birthday, and has several cases now on the
docket.
When Adelaide Nellecon died she had in
her posseseion a copy of every photograph
of herself which had been publiehed, and
the total of theso, certes, cabinets, panels,
etc,, was 609.
Sir Michael Hicks Beach is a very nine
looking gentleman, handsome, with email
featuree, black hair parted down the mid-
dle, black beard and moustache, and a very
pleasant Expression of face. A young -look-
ing mate too, in his forties,
Mr, Gladstone is, as le well known, fond
of'using postal cards for his communications.
Although the law is that nothing must be
writteu on the address side of the oard cave
the name and address, lie invariably puts
either his name or hie initials there. Thus
the recipient is subjected to one penny extra
postage.
Autograph hunters are said to deluge
Mr. Harris of the Atlanta Constitution with
requests for his signature. A friend of his
says he always drops such letters in the
waste basket, but that when he goes to din-
ner the elevator boy amuses himself by fill-
ing out the blank cards and placing them in
the return envelopes addressed " Joel
Chandler Harris, Atlanta, Ga."
"Diamond Joe" Reynolds is one of the
millionaire curiosities of Chicago. He in-
variably weara 'a plain grey suit without an
overcoat, a hat several seasons behind, pru-
nella gaiters that have been out of style for
years, and always has in his shirt front a
first water diamond as large as a filbert and
as bright as a dewdrop. He owns more
grain elevators than any man in the country
and ships more grain than any two men on
the Chicago Board of Trade.
It is pretty clear now that General Pren-
dergast made no arrangement for maintain-
ing order at Mandalay after the surrender
off Thebaw, that a aaguinary riot occurred,
that the mob had possession of the town all
night, that statements to this effect were
calmly disbelieved by the British command-
er three miles off, and that the Times cor-
respondent was sent back to Rangoon sim-
ply because he had telegraphed home a de.
cription of this discreditable bungling. Yet
it may be taken for granted that Gen. Pren-
dergast will not be repremanded, and that
correspondent will be frowned upon by
the whale of officialdom, both intIndia and
Pall Mall
George Tiptoe was a farmer in Madison
county, Kentucky, about twenty years ago.
He became financially involved and went to
the West Indies. He secured control of a
small island of the Bahama group which
proved to be rich in phosphates, from which
he amassed great wealth. He ruled auto-
cratically, and no women or intoxicating
liquors were permitted upon the island. The
ruler of this Eyeless and prohibited Eden is
now on a visit to hes native State' and; is eto.
peotecnto take with hiereeiBlue rA
widow and a full 'simply a ,Keiiitteliihmerno
THE LIMEKILN CLUB.
It was within thee minutes of the hour
for opening the meeting when Brother Gard
ner received a meeeage to the effect that
his wife was in e, fit, a0 left tor home in
manner neither tee dignified nor too hasty,
atm the meeting wa 9 called to order by Sir
Irmo Walpole, who said : While de Promi.
dont hoz our sympathy in die dark hour, at
a matter af (Wee, yet de bizaess of die ken -
try mug' not suffer bekaso one old black wo
un dun gooe an' has a fit. Lot us purceed
to bizuess, an' it may be well fur me to men -
than de tack dat de•puesun who puts a lio•
orioe drop on de hot stove doorin' our pur,
ceEdins may find hisself weary of de burdens
of die cold world.
CAN'T INDORSE lam.
A oommunioation fronfthe Mayor of Bd.
falo made inquiry if a person calling himself
Prof. C. A. Johnson, philanthropist, proles-
eional astronomer, lecturer, literary and ed-
uoational writer, editor, publisher and phil-
osopher, was a member of the Lime Kiln
Club. The Professor lately delivered a lees
ture in Buffalo, in which he sent forth the
following utterancee :
1 am acknowledged to be tho greatest
scientific man of the age.
Wind is always in motion, It has a place
where it Is located when it is not at work.
I don't oare a snap of my finger for other
scientist's opinions. I am an authority in
myself.
The wind lie made of a material always in
existence, and not as some people think,
created for the moment.
There are twelve inviable suns': which
have shone in great brilliancy in the past
and in tan years they will shiue again.
The hiding place of the wind is in the in-
terior of the ocean, 300,000 teat from the
surface. If you want to ask questions about
it you can ; I have settled it.
There is mere animal life in existence
than a good many of us have been able to
understand ; the " nitroggen " and " hy-
droggen "gases extend higher than soientiets
have had time to look into,
I have found within a thimbleful of salt
water more living insects than there have
been human names created since the begin-
ning of the world. If other men have not
looked into this as I have, it's not my
fault.
Scientific men tell me that wind is made
of atoms of air force coming in contact
with currents. If ecientific inen knew half
as much about wind as I do, they would
not make this mietake. When I caw their
confusion I came to their rescue.
Wind is composed of volcanic gases and
atmospheric matter located in the interior
of spice which le set in moi ion by astrono-
mic force caused by the rotation of the sun,
which coming in contact with counter.
currents puts the wind in motion in places
whore it is hid,
I may be a modest man and I may not,
but I don't believe there is a man in the
City of Buffalo that knows as much about
science as I do. If there had been, this
subject would have been explained long ago.
Bat it has been left for me to settle forever
the question where the wind comes from.
The Secretary was instructed to reply to
the effect that the Professor was neither a
member of the club, nor clicl that body in-
dorse his opinions.
RETURNED A BROKEN MAN.
Trustee Pullback then made a report on
his trip to Washington, N. C., as a delegate
from the club to attend an emancipation
jubilee. He reached there all right after
a journey lasting thirteen days, and was
warmly w Icomed by Archie Moore and J.
P. Jones, of the Committee on Arrangemente,
Dating the first two hours of his stay some
one Attie bin watch, and later on his satchel
and pocketbook were mining. His com-
plaints were treated with supreme indiffer-
ence, and on the day of the jubilee he was
set upon and pounded until he could hardly
walk. He had his credentials all straight,
and no one disputed them, but he thinks
there was a conspiracy to do him up because
the LimeeKiln Clnb had refused to grant a
charter to the " Koon•Killini Klab" of
Washington so act as a branch. Trustee
reached home after enduring hardships
which would have killed a United States
Senator, and has been in bed nearly ever
eince.
HEROIC MEASURES.
When his verbal report had been submit-
ted there was a murmur of indignation
throughout the hall, and Way -down Beboe
offered the following resolution :
"Resolved, Dat until de Gab'ner of North
Carolina forwards us an apology in writint
accompanied by a checkof at least $75 to re-
compenee Brother Pullback fur his sufferins,
all intercourse between die club an' de said
State of North Carolina must be considered
at eand,"
The resolution was unanimously adopted,
AN IMPOSTOR,
A communication from St. Louis made in-
quiry if a person named Gen. Syntax Cobalt
was a member of the Lime -Kiln Club. He
was in jail in that city for soliciting done -
does to colored orphan asylums and salting
the cash down in his vest pocket. He claim-
ed to be a member of the club in good stand-
ing, but had nowlocumente.
The Secretary was inetruoted to telegraph
he St. Louis police to proceed against the
man in the most vigorous manner, as he has
n several occasions falsely claimed to be a
member and thereby imported on the people
at large.
At the informal opening of Parliament
when the Queen was not present in the
House of Lords amongst the inenabers of
the House of Commona who assembled on
the floor of the throne was Sir William
Harcourt, who took the liberty of resting
his arm upon the railing in front of the
royal seat. For this offencm—for it is an of-
fence, it seems, when the throne is uncover-
ed—he was promptly reproved by an offie
clan who with equal promptitude was re-
ported by the right hon. :gentleman to the
yeoman usher, Sad to say, the ex -home
secretary was ruled to have been out of or-
der; for when the throne is denuded of its
broWn holland covering, the Queen is sup.
pored to be present in spirit, if not in per-
son, and that being the case the royal rail-
ings must not be leant upon—not even by
suoh a descendant of royalty as Sir William
Harcourt,
According to the Jewish Chronicle, Baron
Alphonse de Rotheohild is not the first Ho-
brew:who has been admitted into the French
Academy of Fine Arts, The late Achille
Fould, the celebrated finance minister to
Napoleon 111., won elected a free member of
the Aoademy in 1854. The illustrious com-
poser, Heavy, also had a neat be the body
ae a titular member, The election of Baron
Rothschild raises the number oftTewieh mem-
bers of the Institute of France to eight, his
colleagues being MM. Breal, joeeph Doren-
bourg, Henri Weil, and Opport of the .A.oa-•
demy of Inectiptions and 13ellee Lottres
Adolph Franck whoa() election ditto bank
to 1844, of the Aoademy ot Moral and Poli.
goal Science*; Loewy and Maurice Levy of
the Academy of Mermen, The mostfamoue
section of the institute, viz., the Anademy
Fraticatioe, is the only one which ham not yet
given a fauteuil to a Jew.
Curl Papers artd Crimping Pins.
I want to add my protest against ourI pa-
pers andmrimping pins. In the place where
I live more than half the women and gide
go about with their foreheads thus adorn-
ed all the morning, and often the whole
day. Besides being very uncomplimen-
tary to the family, callers are liable to
drop in at any time. Not long ago I made
a call at 7 o'clock in the evening and found
the two daughters of the family with fore-
heads covered with curl -papers. I cannot
see any excuse for it.
But there is one thing worse. Some
of my neighbora just twine up elide hair in
the morning, without brushing or combing
it, nor do they stop to put on a white col-
lar. I don't see how such women can
think much of their husbando if they are
willing to sit down to breakfast looking so
frowsy. By getting up a little earlier the
hair can be neatly arranged and there will
be time to relieve the bareness of the nook
with a white collar or roffia. A woman
ought to be int ae neatly dreseed for the
kitchen as for the parlor, for her own
family as for company.
I have been dirsgneted to nee in many
kitchens a brutish and oonab by the looking-
glase, indicating that some Member of the
family brushed their hair there, I even
once saw two switches of false hair lying
on the shelf. What could be worse?
Bahl your hair in any other room in the
house sayl, but never do it in the kitchen.
What say the rest of you
THE WOELD OVER.
A farmer In New Hampshire ban been
aned for oruelty in not providing shelter for
his evade during the late cold weather, He
was the richest man in the neighborhood.
Nearly 80,000 acres of lands under water
along the Connectiout shore have been, sold
by the State to oyeter growers, and last
year's taxis on this area (one.elfth' of w hich
is in me) yielded $S,000,
A milkman slipped and fell in New Lon.
don the other day in such a way that he
went bead foremost into a can from which, he
gad removed the cover, and, as it was a
tight fit, a tinsniith's services were required
to extricate him, '
Mr. Parnell is a bachelor and lives the
simplest sort of life—in lodging, as a rule,
taking his dinner at a hotel, His habits
aro eo quiet that he and hie siter Anna
were guests at the same hotel foOeiweeks
without knowing that they were*under ene
roof.
Few monarchs oan boast of progeny so Il-
lustrious as King Christian 1X. of Denmark.
Five out of his six children are married and
have families. The eldest sone of each of
these famillee aro the prospective monarchs
of Denmark, Greece, the British empire,
Ruseia, and Hanover.
According to the British Medical Tour -nal
the most flagrant dietetic errors on the part
of poor people arise from ignoranoe of the
nutritive value of foods. When they cannot
buy meats, whose importance they recognize,
they do not put peeper articles in the place
of it. They do not correctly estimate the
high value of milk and eggs • and when
obliged to use a largely vegetable diet they
make no distinction between =nutritious
vegetables and those which, like peas and
beans, are rich in nitrogen and well calcu-
lated to supply the place of animal food.
Nearly three years have elapsed since
Genbettat: remains were consigned to the
grave at Nice, but nothing has yet been done
to give even a decent appearance to his last
resting place. An old friend of the departed
statesmen, who visited the cemetery on the
anniversary of his death in order to strew
flowers on his tomb, gives a melancholy =-
count of the slate of neglect into which it
has been allowed to fall. He says it is only
a temporary scaffolding, a pyramid of wood
covered with wreaths and offerings. The
barrier which surrounds it is half rotten,
The great tribune, apparently, is forgotten
already.
A member of the Geological Survey says
that Salt Lake will be of great value in the
near future, not only on account of the
common salt it will produce, but also for
the sodium sulphate it contains. The latter
is separated in a flocculent precipitate by
the cold weather of widwinter, andannually
thrown up on the shore in enormous quail-
titiem There are many other lakes in the
far West whence an inexhaustible supply of
commercial alkalies may be obtained at
small cost,. Mono Lake, Cal., alone being
cetimeted to hold over 78, , 0,000 tons of
sodium carbonate.
The peasant Indians of 04tral America
hold some curious superstitions:, of which
the following are examples : When a child
is ill the mother takes a drake, singes its
tail feathers, and, muttering certain words,
passes it over the patient. A woman feeds
a parrot with a few pieces of tortilla and
gives the child the crumbs which fall from
the beak, as they will make it talk 1 Colic
is due to the evil eye ; in order to get rid
of the disturbing influence the woman
breaks f our duck's eggs into a basin, and,
having mixed them with ,eue, places the
whole under tho child's fiettal if the com-
pound be curdled in the morning the spirit
has departed.
Do Animals Think ?
A great dud has been written to show
that animals think aad reason, just as man
does, though in a lower degree. Perhaps
some of our readers may notice things in
animals which show that they have a great
deal of intelligence, even if they do not rea-
son, Mr. Paul Brocca, the French author,
devoted much attention to this subject. It
has been said of animals, writes Mr Brooms,
that their actions are always :mechanical and
without method. This may be true of do-
mestic pets, who are badmenoed almost entire-
ly by the human beings around them, but
does not the beaver change his plans, acting
now as builder, now as miner, according to
circumstances? Besides this, every one
knows that the bee frequently substitutes
pentagonal, or five -sided, for hexagonal, or
six -sided cells, and that this alteration in
the work is made only when necessary. It
has also been said that animals do not reason.
What then is done by the foxes,
whioh in
Thrace, are driven on to the ice to test its
strength ? These animals step carefully and
lightly, with their heads inclined, and turn
back suddenly, directly they discover by
the sound of the ice cracking that It is not
safe to proceed farther. A dog, which, in
following a scent, arrives at a oroas-road is
seen to stop, consider for a moment, then
plunge along one of the roads, sniffling cau-
tiously, turn back and try another road in
the same manner'and finally dart unhesita-
tingly down the third. It is evident that
his logic tells him hat as his prey has not
taken one of the first two roads examined,
it must necessarily have taken the third
road, so he dime not waste time in further
investigation. That this is not mere instinct
is shown by the faot that a dog sometimes
makes a mistake In suoh a ease, and when
the fact becomeei evident he slinks out of
sight of the hunters, eking a picture of
shame and humiliation.
Foresight is a quality he possesssion cf
vehicle no onewill deny -to ants and bees, and
the former certainly have a sense of com-
passion. This is displayed in the tender
care bestowed on the wounded during the
terrible battles fought between different
tribes of ants. The suffering and helpless
ones are not left to pariah, but are carried
off of the battlefield by a regular "ambulance
corps." No one doubts the existence of
memory in animals, and as to ambition, is
it necessary to recount the pitched battles
which take place in bee -hives between the
different candidates for royalty ?Cow can
one pretend that man only has the gift of
language 1 He must be blind indeed who
does not see that all animals have some
means of commueioation with each other.
To give any ono example: there is no pos-
sible doubt that ants make themeelvee un-
derstood by their fellows by means of the
touch of their delicate, sensitive antennae or
feelers, Before a war a council is held, and
tnessengere hurry ilbout. Scouts or spies
are sent out, and the attack is hastened or
pontponed, according to their reports. All
this could not be done without a very oom-
plate method of communication, for the giv-
ing and receiving of ordeal, etc. Moreover,
if animate had no language, how con d
they toaoh their young? That they do
teach them is evident from the fact of young
fez% in countries where the animals are
hunted, being infioitely more wary than full.
grown ones hi other lands 1 How else are see
to account for this than by saytug that the
parent home toll the ohildrenof danger, and
to avoid it?
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