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tiA Rory of Love and Wild Adventure, founded,upon Startling. Revelatir ns.
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in the Career of Arabia Pasha.
By Me °,dv 1wr of "NINA,
TELE N1ltILIST," "TI;ug. RBD SPOT," "RIISSIAZI SPY,"
ETQ., ETC,, ETC.
In another minute ell three were sur-
rounded by men, women and naked child.
ren, whilst the modesty of souse of the
younger girls caused them to lift their soanty
holiday garments to hide their faces, albeit
that the ant left them entirely nude; yet.
this was their idea of delicacy, and who
shall say that it was not quite as proper a
one as our own, slnee 'tis the face, and the
face only, that can exhibit evil, passions of
any description whatever,
The women seemed pleased at the dleoov-
ery that Nellie worn her hair out straight
across her forehead like their own, but the
whiteness of her exposed neck, shoulders
and bosom caused them apparently the
most unbounded astonishment, as also did
their plumpness, and they commenced to
pat her glossy flesh with their little brown
hands until the young English girl began to
fear they must lie,00ntemplating the cooking
and eating of her,
She lost no time, therefore, in bartering a
bracelet that glittered on one of her round-
ed arms for a crimson silk kuffeeh, or bead-
dreee, that was sewn all round the edges
with little slyer coins, and the bargain be.
Ing struck she first carefully unfolded and
examined her acquisition, and finding it per-
fectly clean, next deftly draped the exposed
portions of her lovely person therewith,
making of it a kind of fiohu or ohemisette,
CEIAPI'ER XX"V,
OUT OP TEIE SHADOW OF:DEATH —TEIE STACK
TENTS,
The haven of refuge which the fugitives
had reached just in time for the saving of
their lives was one of those fertile spots' call-
ed oasis, or by the native population elwah,
and wbich are dotted here and there like
islands amidst the oosan of gray and by
which they aro surrounded, thou gh seldom
more fr:qurntly than twenty-five or thirty
miles apart.
How they keep perpetually verdant and
fresh in the midst of such grid and terrible
surroundings is one of the miracles of nature,
which oan only be explained in one way,-
namely,
ay;namely, that it's God's will that they should
be so.
This elwah which they had Dome into
seemed to be about a mile in length and
the same in width, and therein the grass
was tall and even rank, and studded with
brilliant fi ewers, whilst all the trees except
the lofty and sombre palms bore ripe and
luoious fruit, for there wore pomegranates,
figs, olives, apricots and plantains, with of
course the date, for in Egypt, wherever you
see a dozen trees together, be sure there is
a date tree amongst them,
This elwah was not flat, but full of little
dells and hollows, and the sound of rippling
water told the tale that it was not without
the invariable 000l and refreshing stream or
fountain.
All these things were first seen after the
great sand olouds had swept by and when
the palefaced moon and all the countless
,stars bad come out once more, but long be -
:fore then the three exhausted riders had
somehow or other not only reached the
,ground, but also sank down upon it.
This extreme of lasaltude had been occa-
sioned by the poisonous wind that always
accompanies a sirocco, and which has at
times caused people to faint, and the deli-
cate even to drop dead in the very streets
of Cairo, where the prudent always keep at
home with closed doors and windows when
such a wind le blowing towards the oity.
As for the horses, they trembled in every
limb and looked they
knocked up
and exhausted, though when they bad crop-
ped the long, rich grass for a few minutes
they seemed to be much restored thereby.
" Do you think we shall be again pursued,
now that the storm is over ?"
The question was put in accents of the
keenest anxiety by Nellie.
" I don't think so, darling. My own
opinion is, and it amounts to a conviction,
that our pursuers must have been overtaken
and buried beneath the dust clouds which
we, by the mercy of Providence, have
escaped."
" And how far do you think we are away
from Cairo, Frank ?"
" Fully nineteen or twenty miles, Per-
haps more, and certainly not. less."
" Then we are but a hundred from Alex-
andria, our destination ?"
" I am afraid we are at least a hundred
and ten miles still from Alexandria. The
exigencies of our flight prevented our rid-
ing straight in its direction, lest some canal
or short arm of the Nilo might stay our on-
ward course, and in effect deliver us over
to our pursuer;."
" Then there is no longer any chance of
our reaching that city before morning?"
" I fear not, Nellie. You see our horses
are not what they were. That long chase
and the hot wind have taken a lot out of
them. But Gad has done so much for us,
darling, by guiding us hither, that to my
mind. it would be ungracious to doubt that
He will deliver us from all peril and con-
duct us as safely to Alexandria as he has to
this oasis of safety."
"I feel that you are right, Prank, and if
I could but get a drink of water I should
see everything in a more cheerfal and hope-
ful light My throat is dry and burning
and' feel almost as if I was going to faint."
"Bat there is no need for that, dear, for
water can't be very far off."
Thfe was evident from the fact that they
could distinctly hear it bubbling and gurg-
ling, All that therefore remained to be
done was to discover it.
They didnot trouble about securing their
horses, knowing well that they would not
wander off the fertile oasis on to the dry
and arid desert roads, and also that their
instincts would soon conduct them to the
water unassisted.
But at a sign from Captain DenelIy, Pat
uphold the lovely girl on one side, whilst
her lover rendered her similar support on
the other, and in this manner they led her
along in the direction of the water,
Where it could be was somewhat of a
yatery to them, for they could see the en-
tire circuit of the oasis and the surrounding
sands as well, and yet naught did it present
to their gaze but grass and fruit -laden and
other trees.
But when they had reached the exact
centre of the oasis, they arrived at a little
dell, and, descending into it and rounding a
vast lichencovered rock, they came sudden-
ly upon that for which they thirsted, and
at the same time upon what they were
little prepared for—a couple of black goats,
hair tents, a fire burning in a hole and wild
lookingpeople seated around it,with their
P
p
pack saddles placed on the ground to re-
cline against, their long spears stuck up-
right in the earth, rifles, pistols and scimi-
tars lying handy to their grasp,and the
hideous heada and long necks of camels
craning forward out of the darkness.
All this composed a scene which was
picturesque and Rembrantesque enough,
most unwelcome, for in an instant Frank
Donelly had recognized the encampment as
a Bedouin one—a wild people who live by
theft and murder without scruple, when-
ever honest means of livelihood fail them.
He would have urged an immediate re.
the had now., the barking of a dog at this
moment betrayed their approach, causing
the Bedouins at once to handle their we
pone and sing out a hoarse challenge.
Aware that to avoid them now would bo
a sheer impossibility, Frank Donelly step
ped boldly forth in advance of hie cos-
panione, saying :
" We came in the name of Allah to ask
for His free gift to all men, water."
" In the name of the prophet, how many
of ye are there ?" demanded a venerable'
looking old man wild was evidently the
patriarch and chief of the tribe, and as hi
put the question the younger Bodiiiine
stood to their arms.
But when at a
sign
from ''ra.nk''T.
at
Monaghan mane forward, iup o t ng the
tremblingNelliei they laid down their
weapon again and
in a most tin -
pleasantly seggeative manner, Frank
thought,
This accomplished she seated herself with
her two companions amongst their new ao-
quaintances, who certainly showed no sav-
ageness of disposition in their present be-
havior, but instead hospitably pressed the
fugitives to partake of their evening meal,
which consisted not only of dates and honey
and abundance of camel's milk, but also of
some savory kabobs that had been cooked
over the fire, which the Bedouins, accord-
ing to their usual eastern, had lighted in a
hole.
Frank Donelly whispered to his compan.
ions on no account to refuse the proffered
hospitality, for not only did he fear that
the doing so might give offense, but he also
chanced to remember that in the fourth
chapter of the El Khoran it is written :
" Woe unto him who turneth the edge of
the sword against them whom he hath en-
tertained, for his name shall be blotted out
of the book of life, and the flames of El Swat
shall consume him," and he knew the
Bedouins to be most devoted Mussulmans:
He did not not know, however, that for
conscience sake they were given to read the
book of their phophet literally, and that
whilst they would have refrained from using
the edge of the sword because it was for-
bidden, they would not feel the slightest
scruple about killing with the point.
What won their present politeness was
the fact that their guests were so well arm-
ed, for the Bedouin of the desert (though he
is not without courage) likes to rob and slay
with as little risk to himself as possible.
Meanwhile Nellie sought to win the friend-
ship of her own sex by playing with and
caressing the children, which she know to
be in general the shortest way to at all
events a neother'sheart, And truth to say the
shapely, naked youngeters wore by no means
unkissable, for their skins were of a rich
golden brown and particularly soft and
glossy.
While thus engaged, however, her beauty
eeemed to make a great and, under the cir-
cumatance', dangerous impression on the
Bedouin chief, who after watching her in-
tently for a few minutes through the pale
blue smoke of. the opium andihempseed that
he was smoking; muttered aloud: ' t
"By, the ninety-nine names of Allah I
would give> two she camels great with foal
for her, for she Is moon-faced and as to rely
as a heart."
Hearing and fully understanding this
half mental sellloquy, which was uttered
unconsciously by the chief whilst in that
half dreamy state which was produced by
the vile mixture which he was smoking,
Frank Donelly represented that he and his
companions were tired and in urgent need
of sleep and rest.
Then he gave Nellie a hint "not to accept
an invitation to sleep with the Bedouin wo-
men in one' of the tents, but if it was made
to her to say that she preferred the open air
along with her 'brother,' for that directly
their entertainers were asleep, he hoped
they would be able to steal silently away
and rebetake themselves to their horses and
the desert."
CHAPTER XXVI.
A TIMELY WARNING AND A SUDDEN FLIGHT,
It was as much as Nellie could do to re-
sist the importunities of the women of the
tribe to share the shelter of one of the
black tents with them.
The fact wee, these tawny visaged, henna
stained and kohel daubed harpies hungered
mora after the singe that sparkled on Nellie's
taper fingers and dangled from her little
pink ears than ` they did for her society ;
though perhaps a few of them anticipated
with cruel joy the ba 'ging and thumping
that they would give her white body with
their brown and bony fists in the forcing her
to surrender them up, or say that they
would slaih at it with their knives if the
resistancee a
b c mo desperate.
It was the old chief ho at last came to
our bernine's evidence and declared that
she should do what she liked, forhe,in turn
feared that what spoil the women got from
her they might keep, and furthermore did
not care to risk her receiving any injury at
their hands, inasmuch that while he intend-
ed to kill her male companions, ho was re-
solved to put her to eonie more profitable
account, and after he had destroyed her
memory and blunted her reason, to sell her
a9 an imported Circassian to some rich
pasha,
Unconscious of all the cruel schemes that
had been devised concerning hor and her
companions in the wily brains of the Be -
net Me, Nellie laid herself down between
her lover and Pat Monaghan and awaited
with patience whatever should Dome next,
anticipating no special danger, and brave
in the courage of those who guarded; hor.
Of course neither of the three felt the
slightest desire to slumber, whereas the
Bedouins, on the ether hand, went to sleep
as fast as ever they'couldwere
no hurrytake, for theyhi
to the of the Bering/lees,
`,hrough knowing that the repose of the fa.
tigued, always beoomessounder toward morn-
lng,
Wherefore' res6lvin
Wherefore, g to out the thioate of
she two molt about ilii hour before dawn,
obey could See no reason why they ahold
not take it easy during the ihterim, which
heyprooeeded to do with the utmoot non-
ihalanoa,
'Pis true, however, that first half a dozon
of their number went forth aud found ti.
three horaee of the unbelievers, whioh they
oaught and picketed with lances and' tri
ropes in a little hollow close by, in oompau
with their other cattle.
This dons;, they also lay down and went
to sleep with clear- oonaeianoes.
The conduct of the Bedouins somewhat
puzzled Frank Donelly. He saw nothing of
the appropriation of the horses, only their
hosts evidently seeking a real repose, for
that it was real, their snores were not long
in testifying, and thio action did not seem
to go hand in haul with treaohery.
At length he felt a aroweinees himself,
and began to fear that pretense would aoor
end in practice unless he was very careful to
keep awake,
So he betook himself to countingthe
brown limbs of the Bedouins, ma thy lay
stretched in every conceivable, aye, aud in-
conceivable attitudes as well, upon the
ground, and after that he had; a try at the
stars, which, each one like a young moon,
twinkled from out the indigo hued firma.
ment.
But this 000upa ;ion soon made him more
drowsy than he was before, and it ishard
to say what might not have happened had
not his attention been suddenly attracted
by observing a little boy approaching them
with evidentiy the utmost secrecy and cau-
tion.
The moonlight, shining full upon his
plump, golden -brown nakedness, revealed
the faot that be was trembing violently, and
Frank saw that he was bent upon reaching
them by a kind of detour, but for what pur-
pose he could not even guess.
He therefore lay quite still and continued
to watoh the boy's movements, but not for
long with any auooeas, for the little fellow
passed out of sight, nor did he make the
young officer aware of his presence again
until, a few minutes later, approaching the
trio from behind, he squatted down just at
their heads and began to gently touch each
in turn.
It was then that Frank Donelly darted
out a hand suddenly and seized the urchin
by an arm, for he euspeoted that he had
Dome to try to steal something.
In his beat Arabin he demanded of him
what he wanted.
But he was evidently - not exactly under-
stood, for the Bedouin, like the gypsey, has
a language cf his own, and his children know
very little of any other indeed, both ranee,
that is to say the Bedouins, and the gypseya,
trace their descent from the same one of
the twelve sone of Ishmael, and have many
words, habits and customs in common.
But all this Is neither here nor there,
The little fellow in question, and who
was a perfect Cupid in bronze, of about
nine years of age, wail ,acquainted with one
intelligible word, and he whispered it twice
though his teeth werebohattering in his head
the while and his body all of a tremble.
Le eghan losing no time in following hie ex-
ample, and a second later, nodding their
it adieux to the Bedouin boy, in single file,
y And 'as noiselessly as possible, they were
makicg their way up and out of the little
Mall of the fount+In,
Hardly had they gained level ground,
however, when the Bedouin oamp seemed
to awake to life and notion.
Tho first barking dog had been imitated
by others, anti now men's gruff voices join-
ed in and it was plain from what they said
chat the fugitives were already missed.
Then all at once there was a report of a
gun, followed by a shriek.
"They have shot the boy. I know that
was his scream," gasped Nellie,
" If it was they have done the little chap
e kindness by pending him to heaven, where.
as had they let him live to be a man hie am
cumulated crinaee would in all probability
when he came to die have dragged him
down to the ether place," said Frank, to
comfort her; the truth to tell, he felt
very cad about the affair himself.
' *Oh, 'tie terrible." sobbed Nellie. "But
be only cried out once, so his pain was
short. When they catch us perhaps they
will torture us to death, eh, Frank?"
"Dour ! Dour ! And as he uttered the
words, which mean literally, " Kill 1 Kill 1"
but also signify murder or assassination, he
sought to make them more impressive by
first pointing towards the neighboring camp
and then successively drawing a podgy fin-
ger across his short sturdy throat and giv-
ing it ti succession of digs into the bronzed
flesh of his pretty little plump chest, roll-
ing his truly magnificent eyes about the
while as though simulating agony.
However, without all this dumb action he
was perfectly understood, and Captain D.n-
ally let him know it.
A look of satfafaetion thereupon covered
hia face, and ho next endeavored to express
in pantomimic action thatif they would fol-
low him he would show them how to escape,
and herein he also made himself under-
stood.
Frank Donelly resolved to trust to him
implicitly, and Nellie, who had heard all,
encouraged him in the determination.
She, in fact, recognized the youngster as
one whom she had more especially fondled
end played with during the evening, and
doubted not but that it was the notice
which she had taken of him which had stir-
red up hie gratitude even to the attempted
saving of their lives, perhaps at no email
risk to himself either,
And now all three got up and prepared to
follow the little fellow, who at first led
them right away from the sleeping Bedouins,
but then in a circle around the top of the
punchbowl shaped dell, and at last down
into it again at quite its opposite extremity.
The three fugitives now found themselves
all amongst the horses, camels and drome-
daries of the tribes and in another minute
had recognized their own steeds, picketed
with speedy and trail rope in true Bedouin
fashion.
They instinctively made towards them,
but their little guide caught hold of Nellie
and Frank, and first shaking his bead next
pointed towards a couple of dromedaries,
expressing in pantomime that they would
go quicker.
Capt, Donelly, at all events, knew that
to be true enough, but he did not fool that
they would, be authorized in appropriating
the dromedaries nevertheless, and he was
also afraid of getting their little friend into
trouble.
He expressed his fears on this point in a
whisper to Nellie, who at once rejoined :
"Oh, let us take him with us. I feel sure
that if we leave the dear little fellow behind
they will find out he helped us and kill
him,"
It was then Frank's turn to ask the young-
ster by signs if he would like to accompany
them in their flight, but when he clearly
understood what was meant he looked scar-
ed and drew back and shook his head vehe-
mently, so that Donelly said at once to Nel-
lie :
"I dare say he has a mother and father,
and sinters and
brothers
as well, so that no
harm is at all likely to befal him, The
greatest good we can do him is to get away
as fast as ever we can 'ere we are espied by
any ono and obeetved together,"
Pat Monaghan had, during this brief
oollogny, been releasing the steeds.
By rare good fortune, neither their bridles
nor saddles had been interfered with.
Had they have been removed, there is no
knowing: how they would have got over the
diffionity.
"Now, darling, lose not a moment," field
Franir.
"Bait I must -somehow reward this dear
little 'fellow for what he has done."
"Let it only'be with a kiss,
then ; for if
you give anything that oan be afterward
found on him, don't you see how it will im-
plicate hint?"
Nellie could see it in an instant,
"Youare quite right," elle said, hur-
riedly,
" A kiss only it must be," and Blaspin
the pretty bronze Cupid in her arms,she
bestowed on biro half a dozen ere "mo let
him go.
No sooner had elm done SO than a dogbe.
gen to growl and then to bark,
The Bedouin boy thereupon made them
ilii Impatient sign to hasten away.
But it was hardly needed for theywere
already making ill the hurry bas
g y they
could.
Frank Derrell swan
y Nellie u into hor'
saddle and laced the reins nher
p 1 hands,
Then he mounted hie own steed; Pat Mon.
"I've never heard of Bedouins torturieg
their prisoners, Besides, we aren't their
prisoners yet, Nell. Oaoe out of this oasis
and on to the desert again and we will head
straight for yonder rnountaina, which they
say are honey combed with caverns and
rook -hewn tombs, and where I hope we'll
be able to play a euoceasful game ofhide-
and-seek with our pursuers,"
"But if they should pursue us on their
fleet dromedaries ?"
"Come, come, Nell; we won't anticipate
the worst, but the beat, Here we are; out
of the oasis and on to the desert onoo
more."
"Bedad, an the nagurs are losing no time
in taking up the running, yer honor, for
here they come, on camels, on dromedaries
and on horses as well," broke in Pat,
(To BE CONTINUED.)
THE WORLD OVER.
The consumption per head of spirits in
Sootland is fivefold what it is in England,
but then the Scotch keep the Sabbath
better.
Two hundred and two lions have been
killed in Algeria during the last twelve
years. Also 1,214 panthers, 1,872 hyenas,
27,185 jackals.
"Death from exposure" was the verdict
recently rendered by a Helena (M. T.) jury
on the body of a horse thief who had been
hanged by vigilantes.
Gounod, the well-knewn, operatic oompos-
er, has commenced a new oratorio on the
subj act of St. Francis d'Aasiai, the thirteenth
century priest who preached to the birds.
The mild weather preceding the opening
of the year was very conducive to the health
and strength of game birds, which are now
unusually abundant, at least throughout
New England.
The farmers in the neighborhood of 'New
London are eecited over the supposed dis-
covery of petroleum fountains, which, if it
prove true, will interest geologists amazing-
ly, as that whole region is underlaid with
primitive granite 1 - •
On the body of the Rev. Mr. Jardine, the
ritualistic clergyman of Kansas City, who
died from the efiecte of chlorform, was found
a email iron chain one-eighth of an inch
thick. It was worn around the loins, prob-
ably for penance,
A dinner in Gantemala concludes with
coffee. It is not the fragrant decoction one
might expect in a coffee -producing country,
however, but a thick extract, handed round
in bottles, from which each person takes a',
small quantity, diluting with hot water.
Violet Wordsworth, a grandaughter of
William Wordsworth, the English poet, was
married at Ambleside the other -day to a
Liverpool solicitor named Jones, who there-
upon changed hie commonplace name to the
more poetical one of Wordsworth.
To the list of funny typographical errors
we must add the announcement of the
Brooklyn Union that "at Worcester, Mass, a
creation society has just been organized,
with a list of officers whose names are signi-
ficant of wealth and intelligence." The Union
meant to say "cremation."
The walls of the famous mosque of St.
Sophia in Constantinople are said to be
sadly in need of restoration. The cubes of
mosaic constantly fall out, or, worse, are
picked out to bo sold to strangers, and many
of the arcades and lesser walls would tumble
down had they not been rudely ehored up.
At this moment it takes twenty-two police-
men in relays to watch Lord Kan/nitre's
mansion at K€llarney. Each policeman, by
the time all is told, costs nearly £100 a year,
so the Government (that is, the taxpayers
of Great Britain and Ireland) are at this
moment paying £2,000 a year for the pro-
tection of Lord Kenmare•s mansion.
The sheriff of Forsythe county, Ga., who
levied on a circus, and whose inability to
manage the animals caused much amusement
of the employees, has gotten out of the pre-
dicament by disposing of the menagerie at
auction sale. An elephant brought $1,300,
other animals in proportion down to parrots,
which went off at $1 each, Monkeys com-
manded $2 apiece.
It is proposed to erect a new Bourse In
Paris. The one which at present exiata is
commodious and excellently, situated, ' One
of its most peculiar features is the daily
gathering in the square around it of men
who rant by the hour
on together political
g
topics, holding forth something in the style
of street preachers or stump orators,. Crowds
celled around them.
The people of Atlanta have 'sunk $6,000,
in .digl;ing an artesian well 2,000 feet deep
No stream having been found that would
come to the surface, Prof. White of the
State University was called in, and he de-
cided that all'Atlanta stood on granite rook
—the bedrock of the continent -the only
way to get an artesian well, would be to
start on the surface and bore up into the
atmosphere,
A Connecticut valley paper -making' firm
sent to the Paris Exposition a blank book
weighing 200 pounds, and having 3,000
enormous pages, as a :sort of universal auto-
graph album. Orily one-fourth of its pages
were filled in Paris, after 'which it served at
u local fair, and last year was sent to New
Orleans, where it was filled. It has now
been returned to Holyoke, Mase; and will
be exhibited. It contains 60,000 names,
some well known,
The boar hunting* which has onlybeen
established at Amiable, in France, or' two,
years, ettraatea good many sportsmen, both
French and English, It is, however, a hard
and serious teak for men, homes, "and dogs,
i'he alum seldom lasts Zeas than three hours,
and often more, The last boar killed weigh -
300 ounds and put Moven hounds p , p on o da flora
de combat before he received the death blow
from the *meter, ` His head now adores the
wall of tho olub at Arcachon, and the tusks
are sfii inches lobg and Al sharp as a knifei
How Dreams Come True.
BY MARION MABYthtS.
She slipped R! pieoo of wedding cake
Under the phlow upon her bed
" I wonder what I sha!l,dream about 1"
With a happy sigh to herself she said
" 1 wonder it ever a dream canes true?"
Ob, busy thoughts, wid you 11y mew--
" bane never did that ever I kaew;"
But that's no sign they won't some day'
" I hope 'twill be moo," with a pretty pout
Aud a little toes of the golden head,
Then oho blew the wiutriag candle out,.
And said her prayere, and went to hod.
" I never shall dream it I lie awake"—
Oh, waking dreams, ye aro there, no doubt,
But the last though. fades into dreamland's realm --
".1 wonder—who--.I shall—dream about ?'
" What did you dream in the Danny epell
Or the wedding oaks ?" a fond voice eaid. .
" I—don't remember." Oh red,' rod rose 1
What have you done that you hang your head?
Two little hands In a strong, firm hold—
" Then may I tell nay dream—to you ?"
A whisper, a shy voice half afraid—
" Isn't it funny how dreams corns true ?"
GARNERED WITTIOISMS.
Tape-worms—Dry goads olerke.
An ode-oue thing : A poet.
Startling figures—Ghosts.
The sign of the eeamstreee —A -hem.
Seriously, ie the dog -star a Skye•terrler ?
Preferred creditors -Those who will not
dun,
Motto for a dlsaipeted dude : " Soft and
low."
Uneasy Ilea the head that is nominated
for office,
In building up your constitution, gentle
reader, strict attention should be given to
your bile laws.
It is easier to make a bow than to tarn
over a new leaf.
Those who strike for their rights should
not got left.
How to live cheap—Visit your relatives
and acquaintances.
Lst'a see ; isn't the fittest plane for Gri-
malkin in the hay -meow 1
It's a noticeable fact that the gas compa-
nies never complain of light business.
Ofieneive partisanship—Coming in late
and looking the door on the other fellow.
A philosopher says that the best way to
avoid getting into debt is to die young.
Robert Browning is making arrangements
to have his poems translated into English.
Appropriate sign for church in need of
musicians : Wanted—singers ; in the choir
within.
Count Sales is a member of the French
Legation. He's the cash -boy of the Leg.
atlon, we suppose.
Jones must have been pretty sea -sick
going to Europe when he threw up his en-
gagement with his girl.
A boy who indulges in cigarette smoking
to excess rarely wants anything else in this
life. Tobacco is very. satisfying.
Oscar Wilde claims that he oan nee angels
where other mon see only flesh and blood.
A slaughter -house must look like heaven to
him, then.
WOMEN.
Mrs. Talmage, the wIfe of the Brooklyn
preacher, lectures every Sunday to a class of
300 women and men,
The editors of the Rochester Sunday Sun
spent New Year's Eve in goal because the
paper said that a lady of that place was e.
'conceited, fossilized beauty," aud she had
them arrested for libel.
Mies Linda R. Richards, late superintend
eat of the training school for nurses at the
Boston City Hospital, is going . to Tokio for
five years to establish and conduct a similar
institution there. It will be partly under
Government patronage.
The Women's Anthropological Society, to
which Miss Cleveland, who is a member of
it, gave its name, meets every alternate Sat-
urday afternoon in Washington, when pa-
pers are road treating of the aboriginal races
on this continent or cognate subjects.
It is said that Queen Victoria once ob.
nerved that one of her maids of honor wore
soiled gloves, and was told that the lady was
poor and could not afford fresh gloves every
time she went on duty—at least on £400 a
year. Thereupon the Queen added to the
lady's stipend with the express understand-
ing that the gloves were to be renewed for
every occasion of ceremony,
Miss Ah Wook, an almond -eyed lady from
China, now living in San Francisca, claims
that her arrest on a charge of attempting to
defraud her creditors, and the publication
of that feet in the newspapers, damaged hor
reputation for truth and honesty, .and injur-
ed her feelings to the extent of $299, which
she seeks to recover from the newspapers.
Mme. Astie de Valhayre, a skeptical Pari-
sian lady who lately attracted attention by
scoffing at M. Paatuer and offering herself
for inoculation with hydrophobia virus, has
had a quarrel with Mine. Eugenie Pierre,
anianarchist, and a feminine duel with swords
or pletola is talked of in consequence.. Mme.
de Valhayre, who is a capital fencer, has
had affairs of honor before now. Once she.
horse -whipped a journalist' who had refused
to fight her.
The Human. Voice.
Nothing betrays so much as the voice
save perhaps the eyes, but they oan be low-
ered, and so far th
e expressionhidden.
In
moments of emotion n skill o ski I can' hide the fact
of disturbed feeling, though a strong will.
and habit of self-control can steady the voice
when else it would , big :failing and tremul-
ous. Certainvoicea grate on the nerves and
set our teeth on edge, and others are just
as calming as they are irritating, quieting or
like a composing draught. A wood voice,
calm in tone and musical in quality, pe one
of the essentials for a:physician—the"bed-
sid voice, whichiis nothing if it is notsym-
pathetio by constitution. Whativcr its
original quality may be, the orator's voice
bears the unmistakable stamp of art and
comes artificiality
bo, as such it may be ad-
mirable—telling in ,a crowed, impressive in
address, but,overwhelming and ohilline at
home, partly became it le always conaoious
and never self -forgetting, An orator's
voice,; with its careful intonation and accur-
ate accent, would be as much out of place
bcaide a sick bed as a brocaded silk for the
kitchen girl. The voice ie much more in
ttloative of the state of mind than many peo-
ple know or allow. One Sof the first symp•
tome of failingbrain power is indiatinot' or
confusedtie
u ranee ; sic idiot has a clear or
or inelodiout voice; ;;the harsh scream of.
mania Is proverbial, and no person of prompt
and derisive thought was over known to
hesitate or stutter, A think, 'loot°, fluffy,
voice cTooe not belong to the oelap character
of mind which docs tho molt, active Work,
and when a keen -witted man drawls and lots
his words drip instead of bringing them out
in the sharp, nofeive way that might tie be
natural to hien, there is a fldw tomew1ior6,
HOUSEHOLD.
e A01YT"" POR WIVES,,
Don't disturb your husband while ho ie
loading hie morning or evening paper
by asking foolish questions. lie may be.
only reading the latest scandal, or divorce
suit, but he is just as much interested as
though, it: were foreign news er market re-
porta. Be patient. and when he comes
across anything he thinks you oan compre-
hend perhaps he may read it to you,
Don't communicate unpleasant news: or
ask a favor before. eating. The heart is not.
easily touched when the stomach is empty.
Don't ever tell a man he is good-looking.
Some other woman probably will sometime
and in that case he won't know that her
opinion concurs with yours. He carries a
pocket hand glass, and he will shortly be-
come addicted to pejamas.
Don't ever tell a man he has pr '> y. legs.
Men who have been known to bens u under
facial compliments fail completely when they
realize their legs are notioeably good.
Don't puttthe morning paper at the bot-
tom of the pile, and dont have more than a
dozen different places for the button -hook.
Don't impose upon your husband just
because he is good enough °.to assist iyou a
little in your housework Don't leave the
stove handle on the red-hot stove,and don't
ask him to empty the ash -hod. Draw a line
on the ash -hod, and don't run hi free horse
to death.
Don't monoplizo every hook in the closet.
Graciously tender him one nail for hia very
own—and then, In mercy, hang your
"Mother Hubbard," your pelerine, your
pla
shone.pping-bag and your bonnet some other
Don't be inoxplioit in giving direotidns.
When you ask him to go up stairs for your
portemonnaie, tell him it is either on the
table, or in the further corner of the lef t -
hand side of the upper bureau drawer, or in
the pooket of your brown drum: in the closet.
He will have no trouble ,in finding it—if
the pocket.
Don't ask him where he has been the mo-
ment he enters the house, or where he is
going if he etarts out for a walk before
breakfast. It nettles him, and men hate
to have such pointed questlone sprung upon
them. Besides that, we live under a free
flag.
Don't ask him to walk the floor with the
baby half the night. A man who tramps
industriously around the billiard table three
nights In the week or buys an admission
ticket to the opera can't be expected to be
on duty at home the other three nights.
Have mercy on him and give the man an
opportunity to recuperate.
Don t waste your breath in useless vitu-
peration against his favorite chum. Culti-
vate the :chum youreelf—ostensibly—when
your husband is not around, and matters
will assume a different aspect.
Don t put pine in your earl pe or let
your arms) ing pins dangle on,ar forehead,
They are abominations and feminine imple-
ments of warfare that men despise.
Don t leave hair in the comb or your neck
curls where they will stick to his hair brush.
Don't put a long hair in the soap- or in his
tooth -brush purposely,
Don't gather all his receipts and notes
that he has put carefully away on the sit-
ting -room table,—and tuck them in the fire
the moment his back is turned.
Don't mend his hosiery with ,cotton hav-
ing knots in it larger than a pea.tf
Don't scold him because hes leaves ashes
in his pipe. Oae of the privileges of a mar-
ried man is to leave an old pipe full ashes
in just the a position to empty the contents
on the window sill or the mantelpiece the
moment it is touched.
Don't indulge In flights of temper when
your husband suggests how his mother did.
If he objects to having eggs boiled in the
tea -kettle, and prefers them washed previ-
ous to cooking, endeavor to please him by
indulging him in hie fancies. In the mean-
time bring your sons up as carefully as you
can, and when they are married, you your-
self will doubtless be held up as an example
of virtue ; and revenge is sweet.
Don't be too prodigal in the use of 'kind-
ling wood. There is no fruit of hia toil that
Leman guarde,as jealously aa,'he does his kind-
ling wood. He would fain put ;it where
thieves break not through and ;steal, So,
j let because you have free access to it, don't
°urn up enough to last a week in one day.
Choice Recipes -
JUMBLES. —Halt
ecipes.JUMBLES,—Halt a pound of butter, half
a pound ofsugar, half a pound of flour, two
eggs. Cream butter and sugar together,
then add the eggs without having been beat --
en ; stir all well together, then add the dour.
Roll out with your hands in round stripe
half an inch thick and two inches long, ;and
join the two ends together, forming them
into singe. Bake in a quiok oven in butter-
ed tine, keeping them a good distance apart.
They are very nice.
CREAM PUFFS FOR DAISY,—The following
is very nice; for a family of four I use but
half : Stir into a pint of boiling water three
onpa of flour and one oup of butter rubbed
smooth. When cool stir in :five eggs and
bake in email tine, half-filled, about fifteen
minutes. Cream : Two ;eggs, one Dnp of
sugar, a small cup of flour boiled with a
pint of milk until thick. Flavor to the
taste. Split the puffs and spregglithe cream
between. Will some one please me a
good recipe for chicken salads ?
To MAKE' YEAST.—Take
: thrrta�or four
good•sized potatoes, pare and grate them in
a coarse grater; have a kettle of boiling.
water, pour it on the mush until you have
two qi+arts of the potato starch ; then add
one tablespoonful of Balt, the same of sugar.
Let it cool, then put a cup of good (yeast, or
dissolve ono cake of compressed yeast, add,
and place it where it will be warm, but not
hot.
BREAKFAST ROLLS,—Oneuartur
of.: dome
into which a little salt and two teaspoon-
fuls baking powder have been sifted, half a
tablespoonful each each of butter, and lard,
onepint milk, Rub together the butter, lard,
and flour, then add the milk, After thor-
oughly;mixing, put the dough on a board,
roll, tient about half an inch thick, and out
with a floured tumbler. Double each cake,
and bake in a hot oven fifteen mintues,
Proof-reader to editor-" Is thi" ' little
bother ' or',little broth ' an your manu-
script 2" Editor, eT' one)—'doesn't
(wile has one) It
make any difference,"
A woman fell down hill and broke her
nook last week, and there are three big
remodels in the neighborhood and noboby
now to circulate thein,
Little Charley "Pae will you buy;me
a drum ?" ,'Fond "Ah,
father,-butmy boy,
you wilt disturb me very much if I do," ''0
no, :paOtto! pa, I won't Ot except when you aro
asleep"
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