HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Times, 1885-7-2, Page 7JHOLLOWAY's PILLS&OINTMENT
Interesting Items. BE SOJIETHING.
Avoid ley all means .the use of C1 izel for ! Oh, to be something, something,
biliqus eompleiets. Ayer'.e Catlrtartio flits, t Tby aim in life should be;
compeunded entirely of vegetable Ingredients, Tobe something for the piaster
have been tested for forty years, and are ac;
kuotvledged to be the best remedy ever devised
for torpidity of the liver, costiveness, and all
derangements of the digestive apatatus,
A New York man has developed a cheek six
inches think, and he is hesitating whether to
sell lightning rode, or take the lecture platform.
A GREAT MISTAKE,
IS is si! great mistake to suppose that dyspep-
sia, eal"l't, ltd 11/i ed°; but must be 'enfiured, and
life made gloomy and miserebte thereby, Al-
exander Burns, of Cobourg, was cured after
suffering fifteen years. Burdock Blued Bits
ters cured hits.
A, French astronomer has dieoalered that
this earth is older than the sun. It we wore
old Sol we'd make Min prove it or take a back
peat.
A PERFECT BEAUTY.
Perfect beauty is only attained by pure
blood and good health. These acquirements
give the possessor a pleasant expression, a fair
clear skin and the rosy bloom of health. Bar-
dock Blood Bitters purify the blood and tene A l4lyittery of t?te CAiltertt.
tb tin t 1 h lth tton..
Who is so. much for thee;
Thou art needed in life's battle,
To toil in Jesus' might,
So buckle thy armor on and go.
Prepared to defend the right.
Oh, to be something, something,
When so many are standing by.
Who are "nothings" in Christ's service,
But 1M their brands and sigh;
Rouse up ttalife and aatton,
For Jesus lead the way,
Do not stand idly waiting.
While others win the day.
Qb, to he something, something,
When there's; so much to do
In the ranks of the Master's army,
And' the taborets so few;
He smiles on our feeblest efforts
To be something in his sight;
So boldly march on.in Jesus' strength,
And oyer ""dare to ;do • right." ,
o en a sxs em o a . ea y ac
A North Carolina woman has been arrested 9
for walking in Iter sleep, It got so bad that
ehe walked into smoke -houses and took hams,
SURE TO CONQUEROR.
Tho most troublesome cough is sure to yield
it timely treated with Hagyard's Pectoral
atom. Pleasant to take and safe for young
Aral.
Buoklen'aArnleasatve, halo
The Beat Salve in the world for Cuts, Boma, p s fcgoat ourieolty it trim deter -
es, Sores. Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, mined to produce, as nearly ae pow.
Tetter, Chapped hands. Ceilblaina,0orna, and Oils, the portrait or the typical girl
all Skin Eruptions, and positively cures Pilon, of oulturs. Tba • proses, employed
was based upon French!. Galton,'e ex,
periwents in photography. The ca-
mera was arranged, pad the eleven
sitters quickly took Their places be-
fore it, each one occupying only a
second or two. The sitters were so
posed that their eyes exactly corns-
*pouded with two .mints marked on
the emulate. so that **oh tete coca...
pie* precteely the same position on
the negsttive. The girl with the mora
A novel erperimsnt has been ono•
ceestnliy performed by the Professor
of ()bemiatry and t4 assistant at
Smith'. College, Boston, with the co.
operation of the eleven aoaonuliahed
young ladies who Germ the ionic,
class in phyeioi. Ae w matte,' of
or no nay required.. It to guaranteed to give
Petted Qatisfactiou, or money refunded
Priee 23 Dente per box. For sale by all drug.
Kids.
A Connecticut Justice of the Peace rotases
to be addressed as "Your Honor." He says
,'Colonel" is good enough for hint.
A. SENSATION.
An unparalleled sensation is being oreeted all
over Ontario by the wonderful and unequalled
manner in which Neuralgia. Toothache, Rims
matins. Backache, Headache, is removed by
one application of Fluid Lightning, No of -
Pensive, disgusting drugs need be taken for regular features aril taken fire,* and
days. It is.au instant cure. Try 425e. bottle •-
from Dr. Browning, Druggist. 1u the este there was dorettit,ed a
A new fish called theoherna bas been his- photograph showing the features
covered in the Gulf of Mesio. He's fool common to all the sitters, bas exactly
enough to bite an untainted hook. rumbling none of theta, The re
DON'T BE DECEIVED. cult obtaiped teas remarkable. The
Beware of any druggist who w:t1 try to in. watery of Iha camera is undeniably
duce you to take anything in place of :►IoOreg- beautiful. With high brow, softened
or it Parke's Carbolic Cerate. It is a marvel
of healing for 507,03ua
cats, Bur, etc, No by allay waves 'if hair, deep•eyed,
y
gave her a neat at my table. A thrill t• eau if
passed up through m graceful and; 011 t 'ail to
delloatel,y molded spinal column Ind
1 laid (Laval the vulgar manse a which '1
AT TH
I wee 000 to feed myselfwhen (she
People's Popular Hardware t
dawned upon me
I vsrdured then to look across the
table at her in the full glare of the
new horn .day. (Stereoecopia views
of this last asnteooe will be forwarded
to any address at one dotter per glare.)
The first thing I noticed was that ahe
Hadn't put her yellow wig on straight. ,
It wsa a little higher an one si"lejtban'
she other, whish gage her the air of
a young roan who had awes-monteyed
wish the flowing bowl. This showed
to the august apeatator a glimpse of
her moth-eaten, sage -brash hair peep
ing out like the faded rail on an old
buffalo -robe.
Then 1 knee, that we 0 nig never
be store to each other than friends.
Her nese was red also„ and she bsd,
net been properly kalsomined. In
the hurry of dressing oh* had missed
her nose with the powder -reg, and
that organ --meaning, of comae, the
noes, not the powder-rag—loomed up
robust and purple to the ghastly
waste of obis* bones and other case-
cas tnrmations.
An, what * pain it gave me to se.
my beautiful vision fade thus Were
my eye* l Then 1 thought how I had
*wiled Upon her the evening before,
and bow, Ot'hepe, a new hope had
aiming np w her lle&r&, and, I leered 1
that when she knew it tree 411 over
between tie, ties shook, a► her time of
life, mig'it hilt her.
I left my hot pancake* with the
maple syrup all over theta and fled.
Out into the din, the hnuy and the
tirste.. ]rash of the road. mad world,
trying to stifle the memory of that
broken heart. Should ahe see there
line. I pupa she will not think bitter-
ly of sus. I still admire her nal * +sell 1
preserved main, bot lave in, such a
case wontd be a hollow mookery.
A. lilustrel Joke.
'I Hae a man driving a wagon down
South Fifth avenue die yore morning,
whet* a shutter flew off ob a buiidiu',
family Should bo witl3Vut it. It has no equal.with refined feature* and earnest ex.. and knocked' the wagon speechless.'
Get McGregor d Parke's, and have no other. pression, rifle is * young woman of Intorloou.or--'Chi nor You don',
Only 25o. per box at Dr. Browning'; Drug dignity and sweetness. To be sure mean the wagon. Y u mean that
Stern.
SERIOUSLY ILL,
A person suffering with pain and beat over
the small of the bask, with a weak, weary feel-
ing and frequent heartaches,is seriously ill'
and should look out for kidney disease. Bur
dock Bitters regulate the kidneys, blood and
liver, as well as the stowaell and bowels.
Tho shoemakers have had a national con-
vention and decided to keep pegging on in
hopes of better times.
McGIIEGOBS SPEEEDY CUES.
It is popularly admitted everywhere that
-{Mctiregor'a Speedy Cure is the safest, most re-
liable and by far the cheapest remedy for Con-
stipation, Liver Complaint, Indigestion, Im-
pure Blood, Loss of Appetite, and all similar
troubles. It is not necessary to take a groat
quantity before any result is produaod. A few
doses will convince you of its menta. Trial
bottle given froo at Dr. I3rowning'sDrugsStOre.
ON THIRTY DAYS' TRIAL.
''l TEE VOLTAIC BELT CO., Marshall, Mich. mil
send Dn.Dre'5 CETEnnATED ELECTUo- ,roLT/.iC
BELTS Ala Eneornio ArraIA:icxs on trialfor
thirty days to men (young or olu) who are af-
fiioted with nervousdebility, lost vitality
and kindred troubles, guaranteeing
speedy and complete restoration of health and
manly vigor. Address as above. N. B.—No
risk is incurred, as thirty days' trialis allowed
Michigan's oldest Indian is rated at 100, but
the last three months of it killed him.
Ayer's Sarsaparilla operates radically upon
and through the blood, and is a safe, reliable,
and absolute cure for the various diseases,
complaints, and disorders due to debility, or
to any constitutional taint or infection.
That kicking Louisiana Senator seems to
have retreated into his zaroba.
Holloway's Pills and Ointment.—Bilious
affections, with all their concomitant annoy.
antes induced by atmospheric changes, or too
liberal diet, should be checked as once, or seri-
ous consequences may ensue. When any one
finds his ideas less clear than usual, his 'eye-
sight dimmed, and his head dizzy, accompan-
ied by a disinclination for all exertion, physic-
al or mental, be may be quite sure that he is
in immediate need it some alterative medicine.
Let him at once send for a box of Holloway's
Pills, a mild course of which will remove the
symptoms, and speedily renew his usual
healthful feeling. If the bowels be irritable, mond ringwith perfect ease. She
bedHollover owath s Ointment �etomaohsandlliverailieg ryl eight I knew just how to work that finger in
and morning. ' order to get the most possible glitter
A VALUABLE PATENT. out of her diamond. Every little
while I would look..over there and
revel in her beanty, and I thought
that she was not entirely insensible to
my charms. Still, she locked at . me
in a kind of a halt reproachful man-
ner,. which gave me the ides . that I
did not know whether it, was identical
she has tendency toward a double the shutter knocked the driyer af'the
chin, bnt the linos of her countenance wagon epoechiess.'
are noble, and her bond is evenly do. 'Dal'e what yau.e wrong. Dia yere
velopad, The senior class at Smith's shutter jis flew cff de bulling, and
College ha" named its new sister dldn,i much the drivels nowhar, I
'l,tisa Senior P. Smith,' the I.' indi cern it knock de wagon apeeahleas. I
eating physics, and will place her knows what 1 ease, I reaknn--'deed I 1
mystic photograph in their album f does.'
among the class photographs of bright Interlocutor --'lint it'd impossible
and thoroughly alive graduates. to knock a wagon speechless.
bill Nye's Mash. de
it knocked de tongue out ob
de wagon, 1 seen it do it. And de
Night before lest (writes Bill Nye), ; shutter war tried for it in de court.'
after I had registered at the hutel ! Interlocutor—What did they do I
and bean assigned ,the last room in
the house'—I use the language of the
hotel clerk—I went into the dining
room to tea.
After I had regained my confidence
among strangers, and curled myself
np in as abject a manner as possible
in the presence of the head waiter, I
began to look around me for an op-
portunity to beam on some unprotect-
ed woman with my sunny smile. It
is not my custom while traveling to
smile on one iu whose heart s hope
weight spring up to be divined to earth
by my departure. If I have caused
pain in that way I did not intend to
do so- I can joke and carry on and
have a real good time, but I do not.
wish so inspire in any breast a hope
which may be blasted, ab, alas I too
500n.
It was not long before I discovered
a beautiful blonde of the female sex
at the further end of the room beneath
the chandelier. Her akin seemed to
be of a delicate sea -shell color, and
her hair was corn, colored, Her
clothes also were entirely new, I
should judge, 'and made especially for
her. On her finger she wore a his•
The moat valuable discovery patented iu.
modern times is that of the best blood puri-
fier and liver and kidney regulator known.
We refer to Burdock Blood Bitters, which is
making so many wonderful cures and bringing
the blessed boon of health to so many homes.
REST AND COMFORT TO THE SIIFFERINO
I'Brown's Household Panacea" has no equal
torelieving pain ,both lnterial and external it Or not.
cures pain inthe Side, back orbowelssorethroat All that evening she was in my
Rheumatism, Touthaciie,Lumbagoand any kind
of a painor ache. "It will moat surely quicken wind. I dreamed that night that I
the biooaand iteal,asits acting noWoriswonder- swooped down upon; her and carried
fol. "'Brown's Household Panacea' beingack- be away to .the remotest boundaries
nowledged as the great Pain Reliever,and of don
ble thestrength of any Other Elixir orLiniment
d e o 1 be in everyfamily hand lox
inthe wort , h a d _,y y
use when wanted; asitreallyis thebestremedy
in the world for Cramps in the Stomach, and.
Pains and Aches of all kinds," and is for sale by
all Druggists at25 cents a bottle.
More :eeopl, adults and children. aretroub
led with costiveness than with any. other
ailment. Dr. Henry Baxter's Mandrake Bit-
ten will cure coetiveness and ,present the
diseeps which result from it.
A WISE CONCLUSION -
If you have vainly tried many remedies for
will it be a wise conclusion to
try Hagyard's Yellow Oil. It cures all pain-
ful diseases when other medicines fail.
of the world in a ,.epeoial car. The.
next morning I awoke hungry, for I
didn't t
eat much supper the evening
8
before. I went down to lbreakfasl,
waiting fooling away my time, hop-
ing she would come while I was in
the breakfast room, and 1 would fill
myself up with the beautiful vision
and a. Dnp of coffee.
Anon she came. She sailed into
the roam' with calm, disdain and an
airof hateur and each things as that.
Thehead waiter waved his hand like
a self-acting duke in a theater and
with the abutter in the oomt.'
'Day bung it; dat's what tidy dict 1
wid it.'
Interlocutor--'\t'bat for?'
'Jia for a blind.'
CROUP, WHOOPING COUGH and Bron.
ohitis immediately relieved by Shiloh'e'Cure
Sold by J. W. Browning.
A Wise Parent,
Young Algernon (in love with Dries
DoBlank)-I called, _sir, at your daugh-
ter's suggestion to ask of you a great
favor, the greatest favor a father can
grant and
Old Mr. DeBlank—Ab! my dear
boy, come in. Did not recognize you.
1 jT
By the lr•a-v have you it vin about you?,
Young Algerncn (with alacrity)—O.
yes, sir, here is one.
"Thanks. Will y ea be so kind as
to pin my collar in place. Buttons
all off, you see.
"With pleasure. As I was saying
your daughter and I --
Pardon me, but have you a piece
of bent wire about you?'
'Why, --why, no, sir! I --but per-
haps this toothpick will do.'
'No; not strong enough I want 1t
to hold up my suspender. Thi hair•
pin , f was using has got lost. But.
never snlnd;;go on.'
'I merely called to say 1 would like
to take your daughter to, the—the—
the concert this evening.'
'Oh! certainly.' -Philadelphia Cal!„
And inspect stook and get prices on the following lines
NAILS, GLASS, WRITE LEAD, PAINTS, OILS, AND
BUILDING HARDWARE OF ALL RINDS, SHOVELS, SPADES &•c.
We are away down on th e following
W. J. Searle : Co's. Carriage Varnishes ; Penchen's Pre-
pared 'Faints Bud Cages; Buggy Tops ; Stoves, and Tin-
ware of all kinds, Barb Wire, Steel Strip, and Buckthorn.
Fencing, American and Canadian Coal Oil.
AVE TROTTGRING A SPECIALTY.
t. --ALL WORK GUARANTF,ET).
The Celebrated RAYMOMD Sewing int; Dlachine always on
band; also Needles to it A y Mau of Machina.
l'. 5, Highest price in Cash or Trade for Hides and Sheep
Skins. 'lours truly,
ISSE ir BROS.
R ;NOW
REMEDIES.
THE PILLS
Purify She Blood, aorreet all Disorders of the
LIVER, STO IACF1, IIIDNEYS, AND BOWELS,
ey srvigorate and restore to health Debilitated Conetitutiozie, and are invaluable in all
urplainta incidental to Females of all ages. For children and the age.; they sire ptirelees
THE OINTMENT
I rnfalliblc .remedy for Bad Lega, Bud Brexats. Ohl Wounds, Sores and Ulcers. YIt is
famous for Gout and Itheuwati+m.
108 vraOlil"BRS OF THE CRUST 1T riSii h'i r;tN.'AL.
Throats. Bronchitis, Coughs, Cofde.Olandrler Swelriuga. and al! akin disease
it has no rival ; and for contracted and stiff joiuir It acts; like a charm.
The Pills and Oiutmeutaresold at Tuootg liati.aw k•a Eetatliebwt•c:,
78 NEW OXFORD -STREET late (533, OXFORD -STREET}, LONDON ;
byalso I
early every raspt'otable Vendor of alediolee, iu 13oxce and Pete, at 1e. lid., 2s.94.,
641.., 22s., and 33s. each. The 2s. 24. size ccrutawus three times the quantity of the
is lid, size ; the #s. Gd. size six ; the lla, size sixteen ; the 22s size thnty.three ; and the
385 size tifty-two times the quantity of the smallest Boxed and. Pots.
Fell printed directions are affixed to each Box and Pot, and eau be hue in any language
tom- Purchasers" Fhould look to the Label on the feta and Ilexes. If the address is not
333 Oxford Streit, London, they are spurious,
For clow
WILLIAM DREW
CATARRH—A NEW TREATMENT.
Perhaps the moat. extraordinary success that
has been achieved in' modern medicine has
been attained by th e Dixon treatment for ca-
tarrh. Oat of 2,000patients treated during the
lent six months, fully ninety per cent. have
been cured of this stubborn malady. This is
none the less startling when it is remembered
that not live per cent. of patients presenting
themselves to the regular practitioner are
be -
'tatted, while the natantmectio
in s
and other
advertised cures never record a core at all.
Starting with the claim now generally believed
by the moat scientifto men that disease as due
to the presence of,living uarasitesin the tissue,
Mr,Dixon at once adapted his cure to their
extermination --this accomplished, he claims
the Catarrh is'practicallycured, and the per-
manency unquestioned, as cures effected by
himfour years. ago are cures still. .No one
else has attempted to' cure Catarrh in this
'manner,andno other treatment ever cured
Catarrh. Thi application Of the remedy is
simple, and can be done at home, and the
present season 61 the year is the most 'favor-
able for a speedy and permanent cure, the
majority of cases .being cured at one treat
ment.ufferers should correspond S c ,resp ud with
Messrs, A. El DIXON & SON,8O5Ring street
west, Toronto, Canada, and enclose stamp for
their treatise on Catarrh, -Montreal Stat, Nov.
17, 188d,
ndertaker
and
Cabinet-maker.
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