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Not One, But Two.
The old notion that the man and
wife are one -and that the man is the
'ione' has received a sad blow in Cali-
fornia. Too Choong, a Chinaman resi-
dent in that State, having taken a cer-
tificate which entitled him to return
went to China and got him a wife from
the almond -eyed maidens of the Flow.
ery Kingdom. Bathed in bliss -the
only true bath a true Celestial p• ermits
himself -Too returned to San Francis-
co with his blushing bride. As he pre-
pared to land he was met by the stern
official of the Custom House, who posi-
tively forbade Madame Too to set her
ridiculously distorted foot on Califor-
nian soil. The Restriction act was
"tight it," he said, in substance; and
without a certificate from her Govern-
ment required for Chinese non -laborers
she could not land. Too Cheong could
go ashore; but Mrs. Too must return.
In vain Too urged that he and his
wife were one, as he bad often been
told on his American sojourn. The
Custom House offices could not see the
matter in that sentimental light. OMii-
cially he was compelled to look upon
them in an arithmetic light, and in that
aspect they certainly were two.
The courts were appealed to, but the
courts also took an arithmetic view of
the Matter. One judge held that the
1. wife did not take the status of her hus- ,
band, and being a non -laborer could
not come in under the Restriction net,
Another judge held that the wife did
take the status of the husband and be.
tame a laborer by marrying a laborer.
But being a laborer she calve also un-
der the Restriction net and t•ould not
land..
This is hard on the particular China-
man and Chinawonlau involved; but it
is an advantage to the world at largo
:o !snow that the old-time doctrine as
to "oneness" in marriage is no longer
held. It is onlyanother instanee of the
individual suffering for the benefit of
the race.
An lln;reuiaue Devices
What Owlet and feminine portion of
a
.hmuanity needs, says Clart Belle. is
some scientific process by means of
whit•h, without internal injury or ex-
terior discoloration. the skin may be
rendered impervious to the cold. Win-
ter brings no terrors to a lean woman,
for she Must wear considerable thiek-
ness of covering anyhow, in order to
maintain good. fealties; but the natur-
ally too bulky figura is nut to be dis-
tended without greater injury to the
feelings than mere ehill can cause.
'therefore, the very full :kin is compel-
led to do without exterior wadding and
tosutfer frightfully from the nipping
:air of this season, the best that a,
pluln11wotnau can do is to trintllerout.
door wrap with bands of fur, so that
narrow sections of her body may be
kept at an endurabie temperature.
When I mitt such an acquaintance. and
informed her that the mantle was slip-
ped down a couple of incites from her
,:huu1der•, she answered: 'lib, I know
lit. I did It on purpose. 'There are
three rings of sealskin on it, don't you
see? and I ale warming myself in al-
ternate Iayers."
About the best device for a woman
who doesn't like to increase her rotun-
dity is a chamois -skin undergarment.
fitting snugly from neck to hips, and
taking the place of all other chemises.
Thus no appreciable increase in bulk is
made, and at the same time much
warmth is gained. The growth of
bustles and the departure of sealskin
skirts render it easy enough to dress
seasonably below the trunk, and a pel-
erine atop of the shoulders is rather a
gain than otherwise to a dumpy form;
so that the area of frost is more re-
stricted than for several years past.
Slender women wear for comfort and
looks an inside jersey of plain stockinet
goods.under the outer jersey, which its
decorated with embroidery or braiding.
The Iittle pelerines of seal or silk plush
look exceedingly jaunty on tall. thin
women, but. they are a sure thing on
neuralgia or rheumatism.
landn't Been Introduced.
"D'you see that man sitting by the
stove over there looking at a copy of
Punch" remarked a somewhat excited
gentleman to a Times reporter yester-
day, in the hall of a popular hotel.
"Yes. What of him?"
"He's a Bulgarian atrocity, he is.
An infernal stuck-up snob, a blarsted
Englishman of the worst type. He is
a -but I will be calm. I will explain
all. That individual came to this ho-
tel three weeks ago. He sat at the
same table with myself and friends,
and as he seemed to be lonesome we
entered into conversation with him.
He was charmingly polite at the table,
and we enjoyed his society very much,
as also he appeared to do ours. It so
happened that I never met him any-
where else except at meal times, and
therefore had no opportunity to im-
prove our acquaintance. This after-
noon I saw him sitting over there by
/ the window, smoking a cigarette and
reading his Punch. i went to him and
said:er e
A very unpleasant afternoon,
sir.' He didn't take the slightest no-
tice. I sat down in a chair opposite to
him and again remarked: 'Do you in-
tend remaining long in the city?'
D'you know what he did? He smack
one of those d -d mean singA.4r4:r-
reled eye -glasses into his eye and scru-
tinized me from boot -soles to hat, fund
then, yawning?in my face, exclaimed:
'Excuse mo, sir; you certainly have the
advantage. I am not aware that you
were introduced to me,' and then he
dot up and sat over. there by the fire,
leaving ere standing like a fool, , and
feeling like one, anyhow. What's the
use of anEnglishman, anyway,? George,
Myus two whisky sours.". -Kansas
t7ily Ttmtes.
Interesting Items.
McGregor & Parke's Carbolic Carate has
been tested by years, of trialand has been
found the most e.civenieut duel effectual meth-
cd of applying Carbolic .Acid. ' The greatest
anticeptio in use for Cuts, Bunts and Old
Sores, Be sure you Let McGregor !k Parke's
C''arbolio Cerate. Sold for 26 cents by J, W.
Browning Druggist, 6
Quantity in medicine is no indiication of
nine, Ayer's Sarsaparilla is concentrated
and powerful ; requires a.sut.atler Bose, and is
more eductive, dose for dose, than any other
Sarsaparilla. It is the best of all blood wedi-
cines,
it was positively rumored in the lobbies of
the'tiouso of Lords, Thursday afternoon that
England and France had adjusted the lios-
pltore.Egyptian matter.
SURE, TO CONQUER,
The most trcublesotue oougb is sure to yield
If timely treated with .Magyar's Pectoral Ball-
sam. ltleassnt to take and *ale for young or
old.
The French Ambassador at Berlin has been,
instructed to pretest against General Von
yioltke's recent excursiona to different passes
on the French frontier.
THE SECRET OUT,
The secret of success of Burdock Blood 13it-
teta is that it acts upon the bowels, the iiver,
:he eidures, the skin and the htodul ; rename -
lug Meetivotitnta curl imparting heeith rind
wirer.
SALT 11 ECM.
salt ltiieute. 1'inpttea to Blotente eau be
then mighty Femme." by a proper application of
1letiregor +k Porkc's Varbolle Cerate to the
leant. and u few doses; of McGregor's iiptudy
t. are lt.r impure blood. .Be suns and get the
gettrumm. I1/4cpared by .klctiregor .k Parke
sow at ':13 Ceuta at J. W. Uruwniug'.. tat•#;;
stow.
Buotelen's arult'it Salve.
A Pet rifled Ctrl.
A youngladr living in this vicinity of
North East, named I4izzie Y+atterson.
has been rellei'ed from a life of Suffer-
ing, which for fifteen Fears had not an
alleviating, circumstance. When a girl
at the age of In she was strleken with
rheuuuatism.' A season of treatment mit
the hands of the most skilled phy siee1ans
failed to relieve the sufferer. At the
age of fifteen her muscles beeame so
rigid that the power of locomotion was
entirely destroyed. Since then she was
confined to her bed and chair.. and was
unable to do herself the slightest stirs
vice. Five years ago the muscles he -
came so hard that the joints of the low-
er limbs could not moll:. The fibrous
tissues of the arms and'hands were next
affected, so that they were entirely use-
less, and soon like the lower limbs
were no semblance to the human anat-
omy, A year ago the muscles control-
ling the head and neck were contorted
so as to draw the head out of shape.
The muscles in the face then hardened
and closed the lower jaw so tight that
teeth had to be removed in order to
make an :aperture through whieh food
could be introduced.
To give the patient even a moderate
amount of food required three hours'
work, during which time the ell'ort at
swallowing caused exeruciatting pain.
Vomiting And suftbe ttiou finally mus-
ed death. Miss Patterson was 20 rears
of age, and at the time of her heath
she was actually petrified with disease.
The ease is exeitintr great interest in
the luedival profe.ssien. N_ Melding,
• st..kia-+tea.
Mt' 11c.4. calve itt diff v.48i'Id forC'ute. Maim.
et. 5t +••*. 11e.'vs .:+#alt MOM. P.•rer
Tette:, (°iaalal v 1 hands, Cbill4l anls,C.'•u ts, and
all Stilt E Milieus, and postai-ay tures files,
o0 :.4 pay i t3lnued. It is guaranteed to give f
pet et eati'.faetit'u, or money refunded
Trait ?,.i cents per hos. For sale by all drug.]
on,seyt•tl feel is :mitt to love two cy rsly
but net well.
CAN DEAFNESS BE C+rlt1:11:
M.. John !.'lark, of Middleton, tint.. 414eiaar.
y 4, It ran, ar:d that llagyard's Yellow Oil is :het
rt hat fly that c tu,;l !iiia. It is also a peeitie for
aril iuttahnmati4u and fain.
While crossing the railway treek at at#a-
47itle nation, a 'team driven by Thomas BtIhO,
of Artemide. became nutuauagt rude. A ease-
int; ttaairt .truck nr;e t'f tlgr lwrtisr ; dtl•llithg its
t4tttiala nut.
FLUID Ll(i11T.lMU,
Muhl ir'ghtnin nut unlyTuuthacht' iue.taut. !
ly, but also Neu algia, Headache, Eueeh,
Rheumatism, Lutnbago, and Sciatica. rain of
any tied esuuot remain into minute where it i •
applied. When you !tear of Fluid Lightniug
met hear t f one of the greatest runt vela ever'
known in the way of n rut dieh m, as it never
buil to etn'o. and not in a week or a day. but
the instant it is applied to the affected part.
Sold at J. W. Browning's Drug Store. u
The Queen's birthday will be celebrated this
year in England on the Gtlr of June. This
ehaagod date is not favorably received by
military otlieme s, as it wilt interfere with their
attendance at the Oaks, held on tela 6th June.
ON THIRTY DAYS' TiiIAL.
'vin VOLTAM BELT Co., Marshall, 311o11,,wii'
send Dn.Dre's CETsnaATEn ELECTRo.YOLTtue
iiglati AND ELnernrc ArilwageEs on trial for
thirty days to men (young or olaa) who are af-
flicted wall nervous debility, lost vitality
and kindred troubles, guaranteeing
i31) my and complete restoration of health tut
manly vigor, Address as above. N. 11. -No
risk is incurred. as thirty days' trial isallowed
A GREAT MISTAKE.
It is a great mistake to suppose that dyspep.
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NAILS, GLASS, WHITE LEAD, PAINTS, OILS, AND
BUILDING ILDING HAIIUWARE OF ALL RINDS, SHOVELS, SPADES fie,
We. are away •lowuon tltafollow ing; :
W, J. Scarfs t Oo's. Oaiiit ge Varnishes ; i eucheI 's Fre-
i pared Faints ; Bird: Cages , Buggy Tops , Stoves, and Tin-
; ware of all kinds, Barb Wire, Steel Strip, and Buckthorn
!Fencing, American and Canadian Coal Oil.
EAVE TROUGHING A SPEOIALTY.
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s A I,L 4V c1lfK GUARANTEE%
The Celebrated la,�y:E`Q 1j Sewing Machine niwac's 013
hand; also Needles to tit ANY MARE of Machine,
I... S. Highest price in Cash 311' Tracit. for Miles and +Ilt:'e ,
Skins. Yours truly,
i
ESSETT ROS.
RE 'OWNED liJ':Ml l)Ih:S,
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e 1.41 ' 34.:0 ; the ds. hll. size six ; time 114 t+ ::.• sistt•t rt ; the 22s sie.e this ty.t tri;' and the
33. size fifty two times the quit Mite 4f the »timeliest Ilexes audit Pete.
F4.il minted directions are afllxed. to a iiel* I;4s and P44, and eau he loot in any lan3mag.
Pureltnsers tdiou1d look to the Label (03 the Pete and Ilexes. If the address i:; net
obi M'a*son 3.11
�V1s1a41: to uuuouuc.8 is thr nrlla4litu38t.- 4,1 r 1'
Exeter and ''ietnity. Wet 10. has opsin;l suit a 4
CO�n �� till CO (� 00 -•;;; oxford Street, Loudon. they are spurious.
"WlILrLIA11YI DREW
in tate (tomer Store North of Sautwell
d Paeknrd'�', where he ie Jtret'ared t4 lecke;
all kinds o: ordered work.
SCWv(l work a spec•iliIity.
J.l,•l+xis i110 1 •i'4 Ong 1'v lath 1 11. ti 14•.
sin can't be oared, but mttatt be endured, anis G E O. 1i A N SON„
life made gluomy and miserable thereby.
Alexander Burns, of Coboarg, was cured after Late Manager 1'. lsaerett's I30..1 11111 shoe
suffering fifteen years. 13ordock Blood Bitters Establishment.
cured 'din. May I4tli 84.
The Russian port of Vlatlivostock, on the
Sea of Japan, has been closed by the sinking
of torpedoes.
REST AND COMFORT TO THE SUFFERING
"Brown's IiouselloldPanacea"has no equal
forroliovingpain ,both internal and external It ,
ourespain in the Side, back orbowels,sore throat
Rheumatism, Toothac0a,Lumbugo and any kind
of apatner ache. "It will most surely quicken
the blood and heal, as its acting power Is wonder -
NJ. '"Drown's
onder-Id .'•'Brown's Household Panacea' being ack-
nowledged as the groat Pain lloliever,anclof dou
blo thestrongth of any other Elixir or Liniment'
lathe world,sllould bo in every family bandy. for •
use when wanted, 'as it really is tho best remedy 1
in the world for Cramps in the Stomach, and i
Pains and Aches of all kinds," and is for sale by
all Druggists at2S cents a bottle.
More .eeopl, adults and children. aretroub- I
led with costiveness than with any other
ailment. Dr. henry Baxter's Mandrake Bit-
tors will cure costiveness and preyent the j
diseses which result from it. 1
Albert Jenkins, a prominent Wall street;
(New York) broker. suioided in a fashionable
boarding -Louse at Monroe Place, Thursday.
He bad been despondent over business trou-
bles.
WATERLOO' NEWS.
Walter Linton, of Waterloo,writes that Hag -
yard's Yellow Oil bus clone great geed in his
family, bis wife being cured of espouse lumps
that other medicines failed to remove, he also
states that a neighbor was promptly relieved
of rheumatism by the same remedy.
ra'Insurgents in Cambodia, sum prised a )
French post, captured several guns, and leas.
snored many Europeans.
A. GOOD TEST.
For over sixteen years G. W. Everest, of
Forest, has sold Hagyard's Pectoral Balsam,
and its sales are steadily increasing. It cures
coughs, colds and all lung complaints ; is plea-
sant to take and always reliable.
la -The cholera has reappeared at Cairo;and
seven deaths have occurred there.
WELL TO REMEMBER.
A stitch in time saves nine. Serious results
oft follow a neglect of constipated bowels and
bad blood. Burdock Blood Bitters regulate
and purify the stomach, bowels, liver, kidneys •
and the, blood. Take it in time.
As a superb hair dressing and renovator
Ayer's. Hair Vigor is universally coinmeuded.
It eradicates scurf and dandruff, cures all er-
options and itchings of the scalp,promotes the
renewed growth of the hair, and surely pre- j
vents its fading or turning gray.
•#'Twenty-four persons were killed by an •
avalanche at Seydisford, Iceland.
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