The Exeter Times, 1885-4-30, Page 3me
A, lk[INUTE IN <a DARK CELL , WIT AND HUMOR,
The Experience of a Lathy Who Re, 1 In the social circles of the chicken.
cantly Visited Newgate.y
and the lines are distinctlt drawn for
each hen has her own se
"And suppose a woman is unbear-'
ably aggravating, kicks and shrieks, Snoring is a common complaint,
etc, I suppose you put her in a small, though clothes -pins can be manufact-.
dark cell?" 1 query. "''That we de ured at the rate of 20 fora cent.
after all other measures aro tried in Anglomaniacs may not care much
vain," replies my host. "Well, please for a royal cup of coffee, but they are
put me in one and go away far five fond of royal-tea.--rhllaaelphia Call,
minutes." I requested, Ou this.,I am, "I've gotmy-lay-ria again," cackled
led toward the cell "most politely," as a leen as she looked down on an egg in
is sung in Princess Ida. "rime, Mr, the nest she had just left,—Mlferchant
Jailer, I want a naw sensation; I want Traveler.
to struggle and be forced in, and bear The cultured maiden from Boston
the key click in the lock with a spits- wrote to her friend that she had just
ful snap; else how can I write of the been to. hear Mr, Joseph Emmett sing
dark cell realistically? •' ique-at bout."
On this I proceed to throw my axons Yes, a boy may be a messenger boy +
about rind behave otherwise in most and still possess lots of that. sterling
rebellious planner. With a quiet smile
I am humored in my little "'crank," quality called sand. But it is not
quicksand.--PttcTa
and in a second. I And my hands pin- •
ioned in a firm grip, and tin pushed "I always keep my weather rye
into the dark cell, hearing the key handy," as the man said when he ex*
click in the lock, and over the one wee 3 posed the little black bottle in his
bar at the top seeing the last of the coat."-.-llfarathoa independent.
light. I know it was silly, but, over- ' David thought he was doing a big,
ootype with terror, I was speechless for thle& hien he slew tate giant (1°110
one brief second, and it seemed to me with a sling, That's uotlling, The? 1 r..ntdu:nhems•.trr a quarter of a centuryIt 4up `' Price,in sealed onvelope,ouly 6 cents, or two
.t.,wt t.r, roa u,t ratiatllo test, ineataeestatllpPs.
Cts if an ley cold hand hold my temples modern sling, of An104004 gin, hod 'Plieeelebxatedauthersftide admirableessa
1
TEST YOUR BAKING POWDER TO 11AYI
Errande Advertised AS apaotptely pure
Col etetaxltlir a71Zmtt)241X.A.,,
THE TEST::
rens a can top down on a het store :illi heated, thel i
. ,tu thecoverund sinal. A chemist will not be r.e
•. ••.,u todetect the presence of ammonia.
ARNICA and OIL
LINIMENT
CURES ALL
Pains and Ackes,
AND IS ma MOST PERFECT
FAMILY IILAICIDE in the WORLD!
. SOLD BY ALL DEALERS.
PRICE, 25 AND 5o CENTS PER C3TTLr, i
How Lost, vow Restosed..
Wehuve recently published it new edition o
OR. CrILVERWELL'S CEf.EBitAT1tD ESSAY
r on theradical and permanent cure (without me•
1'4ER NOT CONTAIN AMMONf.A. dicinelofNerrousuebfllty,krAnt,a1 and physical.
ll11,t1.1::ti's IIAS NEVER BEEN Qt MIMED. (tncapacitti ifeeedfinente to ttfariiage. ete,.re.
suiting iron (itemises.
THE TET OF THE OVEN.
dumb lilts cavae to, piercing shriek, that , asked
a one 'Gd F Friday'
a ?" I PRICE PAIti Noir, POWDER, CO,, 1 radical ycured without actice, that theQmite
ai erona o°e of n
echoed throughout those deserted halls u.,l t, es
lien r the um of the knife; Point'
utwiesl h It It tions distinctness.
before Five they companion, 'You'd bettor go homer j�r p C P!aae�t n E a t 1( tua.aI,h meansolnhl oiteva .y sufferer, 11rid 0 n it.
.t andreadyour gobiuson Orusoe,' t t] re* i,i, l -i
- .a urin Extracts, . tor what iriseontlitinnitla be,maycurehimself
turned with the lanterns. "Oh, dear,"was tate witheringreply. ! reuse.t,..o.tthaelsusand nature Maw kneve.eed 1elt.tapiy,ttrivatelyelle=may,
I groaned, "will I be here always?
Ilave they forgotten which ono I ant •
locked in?" I felt that much longer of
solitary confinement would turn my hinc,t3 Shaving,
brain, and I began to gasp for breath.
At last they come; the gleam of the ' Obtuse shaving is a slow process.
light increases; the steps sound more The customer seats himself erect on a '
distinctly en my ear returning to re- stool or bench. with the knowledge that
lease inc. I hoar the jailer's keys jin- an hour must pass before he is released,
gle with joyful sounds of freedom from' The barber bogies operations by care-)
my self-imposed torture, and the door t,fuily washing the vietim's bete, cars
lines oppen. 1 can not speak, and, wo- ' and head with very warm water, wip- i
tunnlie.e, choke dews and sob instead. lug oir tlto dripping .parts with, a wet t
Y to\\ol, Ile then lie Inas
ah,t\int. thu+
ill a cruel pressure. Then from my i killed its thousands.
olearlydemonstrates,rrom thirty years' succorss-
At this w friend shows me his ,' eh:tying*
wattle "flow long hare I been there?" : head, or rattier arteme the erown
I faltered out. "Exactly ono minute," o where the euo begins, commeneluts 1
ho replics, Sure euough. this is true; over the right ear Aad moving along
yet it, that one minute all my life until the forehead and the lower part;
*seemed to come up before my mental of the backheaii are cleaned. Lie next
vision, jest as it is said one's life comes passes to the face and afterwards to
ani to the drowuip; luau or woman. the neck, The ears are shared and
•r,,fPrice's t. 'Tl,i..,turestlonidbeinthehandsel'every
Llapttlin Yeast Gem 1 youth nndere
Yeast In the world. 1
r i Cant, Maltby Bread, The Beat Dry n.p , #tldree ,
ry mends the laud.
FOR ^Atka BY GROCERS.THEOUl„V1taltWELL 11TEDIGA,Ia•Co
CHICAGO.
ST. LOWS it ANN Sr.,NEW YORE
r 1'oet°Mee Bos 4i0
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mate
RSE MEN,
SPECIAL
crunch'
+saa
i•EW
VORi
t thatusually ne d se �. . RACTS
-I ani told t a o o of carefully brushed out stud cleaned with MOST PERFECT MADE
the dark cell suillces the culprit, and I aolicate brushes anti ingenious iustre-
can not banish the impression that it is mom The hoe, !leek: anti arras :tett VPril •it Imon a (ti
reggi hiion ; iRoieaeor
haunted with fiendish spirits. I know then washed and rubbed until the skin:ilaverasclelicatelystndnatarallyasthefnllt. •
it was silly of me to be so unnerved, I, assumes a healthy pink. The second r' PRICE BAKING POWDER CO.,
who have gone about Loudon's slums, part is something like the "Swedish •euteAoo, ST, iouia
and know uo fear of living thieves in movement cure.” Tho barber begins.
London's streets. motet uueannyhours. to torn and manipulate the head and
Well, call too sentimental if you like. neck, until every eord and ntusele has
for, all the satno, I solelunly assure been streteiteit, p/tloheit trail pullets.
you that I bawl rather die on the in The shoulitcr . aenit and bites. are also
stunt, be shot down in the twinkling of 1 seientificlal y pounded and pulled until
for working people. Spurt 10 ceras
postegs,ftii1 We, will marl }•err•ire'.
A royal, Tamable Rumple box of
goo•is that at ill put you 7l, the way
etmakiug more money in n few
days than you ever thought poesi-
an eye, than be locked and bolted for i the victim expresses a desire to have bteat any InrsineaR, t'upltal not
one night in the dark cell at Newgate, the mann ritltitloit stop. The cue is utile oral, Yon eats a time,
of
work spurs
With no more tangible terror than those ; 1 p dins only er all the ceee All of ents sexes
e- then ptlbratded, coalbed and cloaaed at alt age,, ttruudly sticresatul.:;0 cents to ,;h
born of my terror-stricken approhen- land then braided no :main and put in Nulty earned every evening. That all who
want wort: may test the business, we make this
sit It is such a little place, only iii ; wishes to show great,attontnlonittus els- nc;eiloi se i offer
eeits To till
10 pat for are
r o ludo
enough to sit iu---:t little dark closet. tinguished customer, be rubs :tui ,lt.a so writing us. r till putticulars,dlroctions; rte.
n sent free. Imuscute pay absolutely sure for ell
in fact. Some inhuman mothers shut his fingers, and even his toes, now rile who stoat at mice. Don't delay. Address
up their refractory vlrildren in a tktrk a joints Brack,
clothes -press as a punishment. At all t
1 times 1 bola vu the woman who strikes a a A. victim of street -car pickpockets de ,� ��
chit(' to bet Intnaut monster, unfit to i termined to get even with thane so he
hold the sacred °Diceaf "mother." .After 1 put into his pocket a pocketbook eon -
this I shall more loathe the woman who : tanning only a slip of paper, on which
shuts her mischievous little child in a was written the words: "This time, youF c.,,,,
closet for five minutes, or even a min- a rascal, you've lost the reward of your P�r \:
lite, as a punishmcut, for I know now labor." He got into the car and wait- ..,t. Le
..a~F To
by experience the awful fright entailed. ,' ed, determined to have the first pick- .;:m be mallear
Oh, mothers! don't terrify the little +pocket that meddled with him arrested. .... l applicamts
themes & C.,..l'omflan d,Maine.
yy..,,,�a
ALit4
1 to castumurs o In t t+ tr a i•:,t.u-
toll:-% i'/;rhups their veixiu, little 'Twenty minutes passed and nothing t : rini: it. It to.ivtly i't •r s i ,,,.,rirea,
pranks are ones an overflow of' animal happened.. and, tired of waiting, he got .' •.44-Ip:ions and dIi <tton : t.t plu,uting tell
spirit 1 ••Cru - to crash your own tem 1 out havens first assured himself that VT. •',a:Attend Flower ..;t.i��. let
• itLTh1EArBElt
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Has the Largest and
'^QST ASSORTEE i STOCK
CF HOR1;E CUTS
IN CANADA.
If you do not receive spe- I
°linens, call at the office and
see them.
Bills printed cheap and
(inickly on our Steam Press. I
Estimates given on applica-
tion for Cards, Posters, &c,
TIMES STEAM PRINTING OFFICE.
EXETER, ON'T.
e:
" + t �: wt :UdOR, Oatrrio. 4
per, and 00 ;senile with the mites. I his pocket -book was safe. He opened D. I°t, LAT & CO. Dsrgolx, nuearilet . .:`,
Take the hot, fretful little girl in your j it, and in the place of the white piece
arms, undo -the pinafore and wee frock, ;of paper was a blue one, which he un- 'D
and, siipieng her out of the burden- ! .folded and read as follows: "What a
some clothes. place her in a warm bath : sly joker you are."
daintily perfumed, and my word for it, "Why does the woman stand at the
the nervous little one will soon be corner with her gaze fastened on a WANTED.
splashing -about the water in morri- house in the centre of the block?"
mens. Don't forget that children have "Because she sees a red sign on the nerves as well as grown folks, and • house, and she- thinks the place will J.Mathesonh
that they have their troubles in child sulther." Now site is walking down.
land. last 1 implore you do not put Yes,. she likes the location. Itis handy Has opened ont iu
children in dark (dos"" 3s :t punish- to the cars, and people on either side
ment.—Deste a•flcral. Back's Old Stand..
utter &Eggs FENI)ERS.
Sensational Stories.
The weekly papers in the course of a
year publish an immense number of
short stories and serials, and an inex-
perienced person would imagine that
there would be some demand for that
sort of literary work. This is a mis-
take. An unknown writer will nine
times out of ten meet with a rebuff
from the editors of the story papers,
and will be informed that the supply on
hand will last for years. The writers
of sensational stories are mainly jour -
lists, who pad out their incomes in
is way. They write with the utmost
apidity, composing the lines and the
plot as they go. The price paid for a
romance of 85,000 or 40,000 words is
about $100, and a writer of fair ability
will finish a story in about ten days.
The men who do this work are not at
look as if they would lend their fiat-
irons and wash -tubs." "Does she ring•
) aortia of P„ht Office)
the bell?” "She doth. It is answered (2 Doo r
by a solid woman with a sort of nitric- Just received a splendid assortment of
acid eye." "And after she has asked Spring Goods, which we w91 tell at very
how Melt the rent is, and how many
1 children the neighbors have, and what
society .eau be looked for, and whether.
Abe landlord -is willing to make repairs, and Covers, Splendid Wincey, Grey and
What happens?" "Oh, nothing'mueh. White Cc ttous very chcau. Tweed and heady
The solid woman draws herself up, Macla Cloth'ng very ellen.,. A GOOD SUI
T
shuts her teeth hard, and points to the for $5.
sign and hisses: 'Idiot? Can't you GOCEBIES75 cent Tea for. We kill 4lbs Tea a s as flowor n as
read!' " "And then?" "And then the the lowest.
a
other backs down the steps, reads:
:Scarlet fever !:,.2.=!' tt BOOTS tfi SHOES. We have added some
new lines nud are prepared to sell the hest
, goods at close prices.
close prices' Splendid value in Cashmeres,
Velveteens, Grey, Scarlet Cautoi and Home-
made Flannels. A nice lot of Table Napkins
ORIEEJ PACIFIr:j,
R. LANDS
all sentimental, and theylaugh heartily, In Minnesota. North Dakota. Mon-
et their heroes and heroines. Stories tans, Idaho, Washington and Oregon.
running through eight or a dozen num
'Prom Lake Superior to Puget Sound,
bers of a paper bring from $100 to $250
At prices reagin chieay from $2 to 58 per acre.
apiece, and are generally written by - sty 5 to 10. years' time. lhis is the Best Comers
women. Other serial stories bring .o • securing Good Homes now open for settlement.
from $500 to $1,000. '""' ® 3 n 0 nr•res of Government
The writers whose names figure mostEE LandIrrraunderla BunnOCs
antiAFra ulnas thel NOTE
prominently before the public' are paid —t0.tt1843;5. Por.N ;fgt. SIORE 'rXrt,;
1 u s �n i
pIli a I ,1 t 1,, d tt , t t,t t.
p yI3AL t t tl, U t
>(n 1 1
,
a ••�a'n •thPr 1'hefllc Contlt n } trekR , ,l p
•re' ii, rile A t n
iof them. receive
t
regular salara a :some he t
e s
g:
log as mucin iia$12,000 a year; Stories motes
roirew.,. jrhe ninth thud i,ntul.+ ti r 8 i1 1n
of one or two columns are paid for at themHCEEGorerun,elittit Adtirre a•l1.1S11
the rate of $6 to $10 each, but there is !AUBURN, Lnndt.orn'r, N. ! 1t. 11451 hitul, IIi„n.
generally a full supply on hand. While
this class of literature -is laughed at,.
only writers of good judgment and
ability can produce it successfully and
profitably. It may be light reading,'
.A. Hoose and Lot for sale or hent. Apply
to
JOHN MATHESON.
• ZURICH
ROLLER : MILLS !
These trills are now completed with all
tlte:bel t end very latest unproved machin-
ery for the manufacture of Flour. ou the
:Roller ler P
roc
ass
TENNENT & TC'NN'E14T, Vete -i I THE MILL IS NOW RUNNING NIGHT
nary Surgeons, Graduates of the Ontario AND DAY, and we ar prepared to do
Veterinary College, Toren i Shortest Notice
to, have op coed an office &risting & Chopping on h
forthe tree tricot o • all,
DomesticAnimals, 0 u
Main streetr ] soter• Calls
but it is far from light work. It re- from a die- 4*'. tam) i,ron,l,Sy
(Mires Some information, considerable attended to: Medic ilie lot Horses, Cattle, Ra Also Flon.r and Feed for sale ac
ki#irledge of human nature, a fertile niways on baud; ,
inve�lltion,. and the gift or habit of ,rap- LoveiyNew style all uhromo Cards,with Cheap as the Cheapest.
id composition. The ambitious young
mut, ane n pI1 0. San hoe. 12 packs, 12 Sxa r } �'a
who thinks that he can dash oinesoutbasi• A Sa,npte pack and ag ERNES & 11 TILJJIAI7
personout's outfit with i1I nstratmd catalogue of I i
a short story of surpassing excellence Triclts, end Novelties for Be stamp, and
should sail in and see what the harvest this sllit. . tv. ttO Vtt Ytar,,iouth,N,$. Proprietors.
'will be. --Atlanta Constitution.
SEALED ED riNDWP.S, ntarlced "For Mounted
Police Provisions and Light Supplies" and
addres,tetl to the Bon. the Prostdeut of the
Privy Council, Ottawa, wili be received up to
nom: ou Thursday,]dth May, 1885.
Pilutedformsof tender containing full in-
formation as to the articles and quantities re-
quired may be had on application at Foot Os-
born e.
s-borne, Winnipeg, at any of the Mounted Police
Posts in the North West, or at the office of the
uudersigned.
No .tender will be received unless made on
sueh printed forms.
The lowest or say tei-der not necessarily ac•
copted.
Each tender must be acoompaniedby an
accepted Canadian Back cheque for an amount
equal to 10 per cent. of the total value of the
articles tendered for, which will be forfeited
if the party making the tender declines to en-
ter into a contract when called upon to do so.
or if he tails to complete the service contracted
for, It the tender 130 not accepted the cheque
will bo returned.
No payment will be made,to newspapers in-
sortingtliis advertisement without authority
having been first obtained.
PRI;D. WHITE,
Comptroller,
O taws, Mayen etb ,1885.
Exet er _Butcher Shop
R. DAVIS,
Butcher & General Dealer
—IN ,ALL KINDS OF—
Oustoluefs supplied TUESDAYS, THURS-
DAYS AND SATUBDAYS at their residence
ORDERS LEFT AT THE SHOP WILL BE
OEIVE PROMPT ATTENTION.
Cr tYrtt
1 A 11
in Zn'es 5 septa postage
an,l'bymailyoa twill get
II f7 oe a pAelcrige of gu• da
of large value, that will
start you in work that
will at o ice In ing you in money faster than
anything else in America. All about the 5200,-
000 in presents with each box. Agents w anted
everywhere, of either sex, of all ages, for all
the time, or spare time only, to work forts at
tnefr own houses. I('ortunesfor ell workers
absolutely assured. Don't delay-. 11. HALLETT
rk Co. ,Portland. .Maine
,
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OW
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