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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Times, 1885-4-30, Page 2t1 >lioet Morning. Oh, foolish worldt The writer's necroazattoy At times is powerless on the restive pent And the blank page reflects the lagging fax*, Which has no message then. The honest schoolboy. of his cricketdreanztrrg, Could trace no ruder Ilgures o'er the state Than those which yield my brain. with nofl . lug teeming, Outlt arileuta:e•. Ate tale of *work. in wee,: e-tdered water. Lees fair before vat** te- laden desk: But nothing in me eptetts; •ave dreams that bonier The grave with the grotesque. Ilana,iotted down for many-sided labor. Invite in turn front various pigeon holes. where the next story has some play fes neigh- bor. Strx•ke^er with imagined rant*. -Herman (".:htelivate. JOHN'S DA t'iiae LITER. "You will care for tar ehild. You Rile not let ray little one suffer?" Xy old friend sand college ehum,Joi,u Harmon, said this as he wrungmy hand- I repeated my premise tat in my own hone -neer. where there was a nursery fall of little one.. Susie liar - mon should hold d daughter'. piece. 1i e were .tandint to the wharf wait - ng for the signal that it was time for "ny friend to step :Aboard sat out -going. t :alifol'tti:a steamer. 1Et• hail lost hie t wife within the year, ani ,*colt after was beggared by a lira that totally de. ,trtarttet the cotton nlill+ in whit•la he iaad pend the position of superintendent Y•*r tee years, With 1d; hentretle solete. hi. purse empty. be 1%e:f leet/. a many ;, titan heti Legere Win, to seely his fors ;MP in tine molts/rte Ill llte'jtie ;matt dies ler gold in her mi es. They only eie ^ a; l,.'n•li to this esteems i :t;d+ the tiielte.•Ieeti o: tai.in•r hi+ Ofl'I`e- 4 ,. .sal el:e;';„lnte'r. is lie• itall :teen tot "the ,ere..,f hired Pur -e,+ deice* lace' tier..;leer ,•t:. I, %leo s t liv*1 every tide,ti-,net ♦,t . rA ;stn•.. to An*i. tallied with nay Wife and • t aitel ;ter est:setae isilliteg ti) taw e;1tr • r•t than' little idle. 6.1 :tel .tire 1 loved ;IIty a. well a. seta low..Item."' .11'W :e ti trill there t3 .1,4.0, 4 * tem ttaVV,;a • tt'ro,II -a':' ..41411 *lancet tante eland titian we tette." 'R,e, •AAIl'e^ .*f her e'a*e'dfi;al wei •• `le hit a,. !.lair e t t I ae . 4• J*,:An tate tall' •r of a 114eet4e• I,<an .c••• d'.t, saes*•, :anti it w:a. it tit ,•:,1 a- ion :::a esti as :it rya,• e+t!i•ii d..', I"fA:•• a^;aei• reenta►eedl. they tr•ienl hastened 3 hat• lata ae At':ttie,u. tar tet;n^trietre. and I 1 to eatrtinen t•el hint to New anti 'm w '. :lint ME The neem ion Irerturneti home to tin*I Sli•ie ;tlanta.t ineon:olab3e., trying portwetnally for -papa to (same to Su- sea :lit wiftt was tli•trat"ttel at the failure to et nifort this childish sorrow, end our own three children looked- on won- t ai dotingly at-- *enangitte totsie, who pried anti [tried, • after niantnta told her to be quiet." Fertun;ately Susie Ewa'• aeon+tenth'd to • ; .ere tatte to enuesel** in my arms when I talked to John. to :t.• te'nate me with her father. and ,:lite allowed nae tt> Cont- i for her. In time this violent grief wore away. and Oa* child beeanne very I !way in aura :ere. Sit lousiness. that el a hardware nlereliant. nein;; veer= . l rosperott•. we did not feel the adds- tional expense If the child's support a tlyden; anti a the year, wore by site was aim dear teu: as our awn `little ofOS. lint she understood always that she was not our child. but bad (sear fath- er who loved in'r fondly, and was away from her only to make a fortune for leer. As soon a• she was old enough she had her father's letters read to her end her first efforts ut penmanship were letters to "Papa." John wrote often for ten years. re- eounting his varying success, sometimes sending Inoney to buy presents for Su- ' she. He was winning fortune slowly, not at the mines,where his health broke down, but hit the employ of a San Fran- cisco merchant and some speculations in real estate. He was not a rich man, he wrote, af- ter an absence of ten years, but pros- pering, when he proposed paying as a visit. He wrote hopefully of seeing his • • It would take the quite too long to tell of the pleasures of the young folks during this winter, but Joanna was won from us by a Cubanentletuan, and Susle became, if possible, dearer than ever. Spring had come, when one evening Albert cave into rey library, where I was noddin over a book, having work- ed busily al day. Ile fussed about the books in a nervous way, quite unlike his usual quiet manner. and finally said, abruptly; "Father. you have often said Susie is as dear to you as one of ;Your own ebil drew," I looked, up amazed at tine opening speech. "Well?" I asked. von make her your daughter m tact • ny giving. Iter to me for a wife?" Deari dear! To think I had been so blind. Susie lad in truth become so [Much one of our Children that I was as inueh astonished as if Albert had fallen" in lore with Joanna. But I soon found, wheuSusie'. Wush- a ing face was hidden upon mu- breast, taut she, too. hail given awns Lerheart, child, perhaps of taking her home with him, setting no definite time, but lead- ing us to expect soon to see him. Then his letters ceased, and he did not conte. I wrote again and again. Susie wrote. No answer came to either one or the other. We did not know the name of his employer, and after nearly two years more passed we sadly thought he must be dead. It might have seemed to many un- natural for Susie to grieve so deeply as she did for a father almost unknown to her in reality, but she was a girl of most sensitive feelings, with a tender, loving heart, and we had always kept her father's name before her, striving to win him a place in her fondest affec- tion. That we had succeeded only too well was shown by her sorrow, when week after week passed, and there was no good news from California. 1Vhen we had really lost all hope it became Susie'sreat pleasure to sit be- side me and ask me again and again for the stories I remembered of her father's boyhood and youth, his college life, our many excursions, and, above all, of his marriage and the gentle wife and mother so early called to heaven. She dearly loved those talks, and no memories were more precious than my description of her father's pain in part- ing from her, and his desire to win money in California only for her. Time softened Susie's rief, and at eighteen she was one of time sweetest, most winning girls 1 ever saw. With- out being a wonder of erudition, she. was well educated, had a fair musical talent, and a sweet, well cultivated voice. She was tall and graceful, and when she was introduced to society with Joanna, my handsome brunette daughter, both became popular. Albert and Will, my boys, were older than the girls; Albert in business with me, and Will at college the winter' when Joanna and Susie made their de- but. and I was only text well pleased that no stranger heti won the precious gift. In Septeud,er thea were merriisi, illy Mon and the child tet our adoption, and I gave them a house next aur own for a home, having old-fashioned ideas babout emelt tit:'ttti•r�. ;Inti iselieving it is etter for young married pet tide to We by themselves and :assume hau'ekeep- tug cares. The new 'elute iiia• a gentuf twatnese melee Vieille- ' dainty lingers. and the spirit of perfeet hese kept it ever bright. Having been brother and sister for so eer-. .t 1'tt mei Sasie thole er.aehlyttneltesee l teiell ether's insetted - eons. and I Lave iaever known cions 'es tau• ll elaleaierl.t•rfee! than tlaeir,.. Su le , first vitilai. named tor her father. John ll:a'ni.. n, was two year: (Ind, when ens, morning the mail brought use a letter in an unknown hand from tine:Inet ata, I opened it, Ind Nese a large -bet et le;tpttr found 'then. in a ...reeling hand, three et Deer Fir: W,.' yeas *;..er;‘, to tee et is V---• Ittfet without !mow sleep „wow. John lfartnetn. At first I believed it a hoax- John bad written a ienld, eleek-like hand, clear as print. This warms a scrawl, straggling all over the paper. uneven. as the brat penmanship of ;t little child. But the mare I 'pondered orer the matter the more 1 was inelined to ober the sunuutute.. So lele nttiug busbies*. saying nothing elf the letter to any one, Heft by the eight train for t'ineinnati. No. 47 1f _, ' street 1 found to bea boarding house for the poure.t elasse•, and in ;a shabby room. half furnished, I found an aged, worn mail, perfectly blind. who rose to greet tile, sobbing. "Fred, 1 knew you would come." "Why, old friend," I said, when sur- prise and emotion would let me speak, •"how i sone; We Overnight you were (lead."' epees Susie think .o?" '•Ye•, We all gave you up." •"I)o not untliweivat her, Fred. I meant to eotne back to herrich, also to gratify every desire of her; irlish heart. I)o not let her know that only a blind, sick wreck is left for her to call father. Tell me of her, Fred. Is she well? Is she happy?" eSho is both. Julep --a happy wife and mother." "Married? My little Susie?" `•Married to Albert. neyeon, of whom you may judge when I •tell you folks 1 say he is his father over again:" "1 would ask no more for my child," said John. Then in answer to my anxious ques- tions he told me the story of the years of silence. He was prepared to pay us his promised visit when a great fire broke out in San Francisco, that ruined bis employers for the time and swept away a row of buildings uninsured in which John had invested all his say- ings. Worst of all, in trying to save the books of the firm John was injured on the head by a falling beam and lay for months in a hospitail. When he so far recovered as to be discharged his mind was still impaired, and he could not perform the duties of clerk cr su- perintendent, while his health was too feeble for manual labor. "I struggled for daily bread alone,. Fred," he told me; "and when I re- ceived your loving letters, and Susie's, I would not write, hoping to send bet- ter tidings if I waited a turn of fort- une's wheel. It never came, Fred. I left California three years ago and came here, where I was promised the place of foreman in a great pork packing house. I saved a little money and was hoping for better times,when my health failed again, and this time with it my eye -sight. 1 hoped against hope, spend- ing my savings to have the best advice, and not until I was pronounced incura- ble would I write to you. I want you to take me to an asylum, Fred; and, as I must be a pauper patient, I must go to my own town. You will take me, Fred?" "I will take you to an asylum, John," '"I promised. "And Susie? You will keep my se- cret. You will not disturb Susie's hap- piness?" "I will not trouble Susie's happi- cess," I said. Yet an hour later I was writing to Susie, and I delayed our departure from Cincinnati until -an answer came. It was the answer I expected from the tender, loving heart; but. I said nothing of it to John. Caring tenderly for bis comfort, I took him ' on bis way homeward. .It was evening when we reached the rail way depot of'our own town, and, as we had been lane cramped lathe car seats, I proposed to walk home. "'Is it not too far of?" John asked. ''I;thought-the asylum was a long way from here." 7'01, the. whole place is changed from the little village you left!" I an e 1 The Young Parson's Retort. swered, "We bane a gxeat town her now, and rour asylum is not very far troth hero.'; He let me lead hien then witlingl enough, and we were not Ionia, reach ing Susie's. horde. She was alone int:. cheerful sitting -room as we entered,b obeyed my motion for silence as placed John in a great arm chair, alte Weaving his hat and coat, Ile looked. Wretchedly old and worn. and his. clothes were shabby, yet Susie's soft ht. es, misty with tears. bad only love in eir expression as she waited" Fermis. Ilion to.peale ""John," I said to. hien, ""if I had found you in a pleasant home, happy end prosperous, and I had known that Susie was poor, sick and blind, would it have been a kindly act for ale to hide her misfortune from rots, and Massing oy your home, to nave owe tier in the care of charitable strenoicra.?" X ha let 1 r Fred, you would never have done that:" he said. much agitated. "Never!" 1 answered. '"You are right. But you. John, ask me to take from Susie the happiness of knowing a father's love, the sweet duty of caring for to father's afllietian." ";�o, no, Fred, I only. ask you to put Mt burden upon her vounglife, tuthroR no demi over her Mappine' m. 1 am ohl itnd feeble; I ,hall trouble no one tong," ""Anel when you die', von would tie - pries; tour only vhild of.the satisfaetio tai natlnistttrinr to your wants—take from her her father's dying blessing." He turned his ..iglitle.s e.es towar,t tote, Iris whole flee wori;ihk; eonvul• 5ivelr "Where is •ho 1'rett:' You would no talk so if ,you dill not know my Atilt still have her father. ""1 tail her.. gather. gust' eaidt anti I stele oftly , '. n;a a. John eirsepetl hip ehild in ins sir'-. .141•"•i1 w3. int tate dtning-reiotu wheal Johnnie, anel 1 was chatting still with him when 1 heard John calling: - "Fret1 Fred:" 1 hurried to the room to lied hila .strugglin}; to rise, lintele vainly trying to calm lunit. ""I want my eitildi"" he cried. deliri- otedy: *"von t►reennieeel nae oat child-'" .aw al a gl;inec that the agitation of the evening had brought Track the wandering mint of which he lead told me. Albert and 1 relined tirtsie, who left us quietly. Some finer lustiest than we poiisese- ed guided her, for she returned with Johnnie and whispered Inial to be very good and kiss grandpapa. She put him in her father's arms. in a second his excitement was gone, and he fond- led the curly head, while Johnnie obe- diently pressed hie lips upon the with- eredt'heek. So in ;t little time, they fell asleep. Johnnie nestled In the fee - hie arms, and the withered Saco droop- ing upon the golden euris. We watch- ed them silently. till we saw a shadow pass over John's facet, ;ulna a change settle there .that come; but once in life. Gently Albert lifted.theeleeping child and carried hint to the nursery, where Susie and I sat beside the arms. hair. ""Uncle Fried " she wide d ""Al Bert will go for at doctor, But may I waken hila. Let bins sneak to Inc once more." Even as she spoke John opened his eyes. All the. wild look was gone from them as he groped a moment till Susio put her hands in his. Then a heaven- ly' smile came upon the wasted lips,and he said softly, tenderly; "Susie, my own little child, Susie." And with the name on his lips John's spirit went to seek an eternal asylumin which there will be no more poverty, pain or blindness. Bishop Wilmer, Protestant Episcopal, of Alabama, is one of the readiest men with .etort lo be found in rho States. Ilia first 9 h.ari-h ►vas in i irgiuia. Ata certain cava -t ,•aiy, v e- a all the gentlemen Oaf the ncigb- b"rhoud were. the y oma clergyman was 1 }areaier+t, Thero awns idmo preselat a u ata 1 noteal for Itis infi lelity as to Cluistianit► and for the roughness of his ntauuer and seeeeh to those by wilom it was professed, This sceptic sa'on began to tack at the soften ; ltd person, who prude tiny made no reply. a he enemy became more egressive, and, ad- dressing bite directly, said ; } .V.. S� hint's, you dun t semi to like !u f MIX shout rehgiou a'ui the Bible. " "Yes. lis," be replied :Ido like to tail, 9 ab,•nt it to people who are :'ague$ and re- t *lu:atfui in their tt*u ttlaotzt of 11.' "Well.'" rejoined the ansailaut ''If ,you sib answer rue one question 1 witi let you off. •, Ile. wiener raid : ' 1 *lo not know that 1 eat -r to be Jet off frunl anything. but ask wt the queettion. Anti if it le a proper tmestiun and {t I Luse: the allawe•, 1 wilt :ire ie. to i tau.. "Well, xia,1 have asked till the 1•re:acltete e 1 lrtve ewer leen. and none of theta could i tett lyo, and now 1 a.k' teen : What lweae:e ' of the b lay of Moses when the ,loyal and The I Mittel.' to t—i Mad a. a t'ntest over it :a.' Al It :sal+ i trying qum t;on for the seeing t estiu��a 1. eita 't t,► iea;, ta. .tstou tett' tile . t.1.n unl�te l C;inao,aia nal silently :E'ALntt- [tilts. r• -ply. - 11e gtliekt 510-e• nom his easel:. t tit“,:1 s nd .K tin Wont. Irat.1 et k-',.t:y 10 n -.e . t his aa.I:t, E4d'+'. nasi s:01. t,4h Pat tri -I 14 s/•ee;falls , ^145r,two. .1 ae-.i.,14 4.t..4 .i<e Cpnee ,e 3.10 in the !last:* ',Ube r< it -*Peet it tetlfe rt w eertaelt a 0., ' aura :ia,-ml nab t i. E heel.. ltey e•-•i.tt> I eitel t Jibe (it -0 ';1•r.: year, i^tat¢e 1 t,.,,,t*+.a ltltittet"(1 latent to Cottle. i •a:- • A. nix !e -, it. ., ''•4;. s: •, ., 3.... -lu. ,tr.1.•Iad10 a :al, " i.e,.. iir: n ..,, 5 . • e,.,, i1 * i',at." t .-tj:.u,.t. ramal•, t�.A*9,1a ^t 0115:• t 11: I ttiet ..,l a"d' j.tr ny co \S eel, .,[,.,tai t d, Pati 1",•:la t Hca a a .t„ .e t*a... 1\ la. e. .,at �..u. • .,, , nspere ,. —•--- •a The Humming Bird. Entirely peculiar to America are the humming birds. Their only rivals in the motalllc brilliancy of color, the sun birds, belong to East India. Thus far about 450 species of humming birds have been described, of which only fif- teen species bel on to theUnited States, and only one single specie to Wiscon- sin. Not knowing the difference be- tween the sexes, people frequently say: ""I have seen them on my morning-glo- ries and honey -suckles, and I know I have seen two species, one with a fiery - red throat and the other without that ornament" It is generally believed that the humming birds live entirely on the nectar of Sowers. This is a pop- ular mistake. Their principal food is small insects, as testified by numerous examinations of stomachs of those birds; yet many times bird -hunters have squeezed out of the throats and bills of humming -birds that were shot while feeding several drops of the sweetest fluid. The time when the humming - 'birds arrive in the spring is -generally when the garden currants are int/lower; sometimes a little earlier. The males arrive first. It is surprising how abun- dant they sometimes are around the currant bushes. The nest, an exceed- ingly neat little structure, is seldom over an inch and a half in diameter,. and is built on the upper side of a hori- aontal branch of a tree—carefully lined zn the outside with pieces of lichen so as to appear like a natural lichen -cov- ered knot of the tree. We have ob- served several nests built close to one, and sometimes between two very young branchlets, whose leaves would, when fully expanded,forrn a natural umbrella over the nest. There are always two eggs in the nest, and they are of a white color. The usual observer will frequently take the sun -birds to be hum- ming -birds, while the ornithologist can point out marked differences between these two beautiful families of passeres. The Wisconsin readers who would like to see and compare, specimens of them will find a dozen or more, mounted in various positions, at the public museum in the Exposition building. -Milwaukee Wisconsin. 1, tea., ass„ i oQ • 1.'4.4,,n that. Vit a- .2.'40. .30,4 mt't':ht tltttlr } ; et i';. 1161,111 Malt "rt. yo:t.i, a o- on tali:[ *A flit de pet wain to 1.-01 +.ill, "d. f-•.:` 11. a"; 1.a. e: Wia'e:.la.+:i*c it *r tt..11 141t hat• Vats tray ±' 't't'.tn•t sir".int if 1 °.tele un this if way. If 1 t;; s 0e „•et t,11' it flee''+voter 1 iunnit drown' *flow far hue ytea ra•nm•' *hie nay y, "I've came this na►' a°1 er leu)*.' •haat "bete at se eet =iln'i yee.t lee. on ItII°, i Iogr 'On the 1 -no,' Of rearm'. Intl o ,, .or'" the leaf, 'Int the rive r 'I'ertsiniy. bot how f or f,utn Mee 1 .-t" ,‘"A'1, • t.ati t inane be east hili-ei: "Whew do ;.on live when yea are at home?' *At hew." "if velum*. but ,s1m.'nm i t ;sear assent. •ae ear I live.' *Where is ti our family *Scattered er king: 'laid your house wash away "' 14't t' r. My wife's back aider un a cet- tunswtaetl ley;, are toy a, en l;fll'. e,nitlii' •r:..n;t Wafers tat a poplar.' ' \' by don't ;tem chime to the share ?' 'apse it don't cost ietttltin ter ride.. 'T,wu'd better come out and get a drink of w uisky,' "lliugati if 1 don't do tt. Feller hack bete wanted me to e.arutt out and hear him preach, but bo didn't have the right kit' o' gospel. Now, feline, pull fir tit.' abore as fast as urkew `Ariansa le Traveller. Not Der train Home. We rat r at the death of Mrs. Joseph Shoal - dice, of Brineley, who died on the 17th inst. ; she leaves a husband and four small children te mourn her sudden departure. Deceased was only one week ill. The bereaved family have the sympathy of all i!I this, their sad affliction. Mr. Alex. Miller, of Anderson, has been in a critical condition for soma time. While chopping he received n severe cut in tl^o foot and shortly afterwards a severe attack of 1885 eryszpolas. For some time his recoveay was doubtful, but, under careful treatment be appears to be improving a little. Mr. Bober[ Brown, of Anderson, met with an accident a short time ago which might have resulted fatally. While returning from Prospect hill as he was crossing the railway he did not notice the approaching train, which ttrnek the hind part of his buggy, completely demolishing it. Mr. Brown Was thrown violently out, but the injuries he sustained wereouly slight. A ht. Marys paper says :—"It is the gen- eral opinion throughout the town, if the efficiency of the Collegiate Institute is not to Ye impaired, that Mr, J. E. Tom ought not to be allowed to leave if an advance of salary will keep him. He has been nine years in connection with the Institute, and every pu- pil and teacher who have ever been connect- ed with the school bears testimony to his en- ergy and painstaking work. He is too valu- able a teacher to lose, and every effort ought to be made to keep bim. He is eon of Mr. James Tom, of Exeter. One day recently Mr. Thos. Soarfe, of the 18th con. of East Williams, while preparing for a sawing bee, got caught between two logs, and had one of bis legs badly wished, ouo of the bones being broken. It was only this morning she became angry because I toll her I could not afford to buy ltot at 'putts;; bonnet, and said I ought to be ai,inu:tt,*livo.^ The barber lost himself iu reflttetion, - Pittt<bury Chronicle'. fl'i:114neay'a Ointment and Plias,—Debility• tett t:nn�titntiuu,;. AV'hen elirinate, age, or )0 Jshiir lurk sudernaiued the health, skin disease, are prone to arise and augment the exisitu*g weakness. Holloway's medica- ments daily prove most serviceable eweti under the most untoward circurnstances. This welt,kuawa and highli-esteemed unguent pu,srss the finest balsanfie virtues- urliial2 resahe an.i lu'a►l wi'hont. inflaming or irritating the must tender skirt or most sen- ,iitive sono Holloway'a Oiut,neut and Pilla are iufoUible f,: curing lead logs. varicose' veins welled aukle-t. erve'ipettit, rc:ay skin. *iud every variety of skin disease. Over all these dime der,. tlulintvay'a re•zut'diee exert A quiek au., r-dxutreaola a:tieen, aiel, where core hh pns.,i54 .:; ra. WHit,v but sura:uly ansate al that e n ateula,n •n Ihes' see inoth.able 111 flee Cil',' ul st minis anti server. KING'S EVIL 'Was the ratite formerly given to Scrofula because et a buperstition that It could he ruled try a king's touch. The world Js wiser now, and koows Hutt SCROFULA can only be* eured by a thorough purifies - tion of the blood. "If this is nette tit. the disease 'terminates its tuint the, tl:,lt ger%ratian after generation. Aimee; hs esrlit-r synaptonlatie devclopmttit• •:r.* Eczema, t'utancous Ernptions, Tu- mors, Moils, eerbunelev, Eryi,:;leave. Purulent Clem, Nervous and 141:y:. steal ('ollapse, vie. If ant*wmni to eon. time, Rheumatism, Scrofulous e'a- ttnrrh, Kidney and Liver Diseases, Tubercular Consumption, aid cnrt- oua other daugeroua er fatal maladies, are produced by 11. Ayer's Sarsaparilla Ia the onT,v poI'er,/id and abetei Wood petririilag nedfcine. It 1* t n i 8ect- unl an alterative that it eradicate, trent the testetn Hereditary Scrofula, and the kindred 7►uiwus of contagious diseases and mercury. At the tame time it en- riches and vitaiizes the blood. restorine healthful action to the vital organs and rejuvenating the entire system. This great Regenerative Medicine Is composed of the genuine Honduras ,va :iniettrtiki'. with Idiom Dock. ,ttit- tingle, the iodides of Potassium and Iron, nod other ingredients of great po- tency: carMuiry and eelentilleally ronm- pounued. Its foranulais generally known to the medical profession, end the best physislauts constantly prescribe AYER'S SSAnns.u'.1.RILLA as an Absolute Cure For all diseases caused by the vitiation of the blood. It is concentrated to the est practicable degree, far beyond any other preparation for which like effects are claimed, and is therefore the cheapest, as well as the best blood purifying.medi- cine, in the world. Ayer's Sarsaparilla e PREPARED BY Dr. J, C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mass (Analytical Chemists.] Bold by all Druggists: price $1; six bottles for O. A very serious accilent happened to Mr. Alex. McDonald, of the 15th cou., McG}ilii- vi ay. He is an old man, with eyesight ra- ther impaired, and when he went out to :the stable the other day to give the horses what he thought was a dose of - sulphur, he gave I them Paris green instead. Two of the - ani- mals died. at once any a third died a few days ago. Mr. McDonald also tasted the Paris Green, and would have also died had he not vomited freely. , Is my shaving agreeable to you, lir ?' a loquacious barber asked a customer whom be had been flaying alive. 'My wife would ad- mire it very much, rather indefinitely re- sponded the man under torture. 'Ab,' said the barber, with great complacency,: 'ladles are often exoellent judges of their husbands being well shaved. And you think mine will suit, sir ?' 'No dcubt of it in the world. Sans Magazine. 1 LI/IT STA'L'ED. With the new volume. beginning in Decent bor, 11,utrr,u's MAC1AZXNE will conclude its thirty-flftIi year. Tine oldest periodical of its type. it is yet, in each new volume, a mei• maganno not simply because it presents fresh subjects and new pictures, but also, and chiefly because it steadily advyuoes in the method it- self of magazine malcine. In a word, the MAo- AZiNn becomes more and more the faithful mirror of currentlife and movement. 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