The Exeter Times, 1885-3-26, Page 7Sand in Sugar.
"What do you call that?' x asked Mrs,
Interesting .items. T The New ,Voters. l
"Haw did you feel?" a man was asked,' The neva Franchise Bill, which mods the I
after telling hoar he was caught by the sow.' qualifications for voters in eleptiona for the
SMell,: rushing into the store of her I catcher of a locomotive and thrown over the Ontario Legislatuse, will add oenselerably to
grocer on Washington street and pass., smokestack into the tender, "Well, I didn't the number of persons entitled to vote. The 1
to ham an unwashed coffee -cup, con- like it, although I way very much taken up following classes will be Permitted to vote
taming pearl with it at drat," he replied. after the passage of the Act
Ifotiowat,'s Fina. --The chief Wander of j Owners, tenants or oeoupants of property
modest times. --This incomparable medicine an oitiea and towns valued add assessed at
increases the appetite,strengthens the stomssh l WO.cleanses the liver, corrects biliousness, pre -1 Owuers, tweets or oseupaitta of property
vents flatuleuey, purifies the system, luster.I in villages and townships valued et $1.04,
ares the nerves, and re.instattes sound health. I Men who earn $300 a year, whether as
The enormous demand for these Pills through.; annual salary or daily wages In order to
out the globe astonishes everybody, and a •" vote on income queliticatiou, it shall not be
single trial convinces the most sceptical tli"tt neceasary, as it formerly was, to pay the tax'
no medicine equals Holloway's Pith in its on income.
ability to remove ail complaints incidental to f " Householders, who live in awe -dings worth
the Boman race. They are a blessing to the i less than $200 in ci les and towns and lest
/Inman race. They are a blessing to the af- l than 3100 in Tillages and townships. This
flicted, and a boon to all tbat labar under in.
t«rnal or external disease. The purification
of the blead, renewal of all restraint from the
secretive organs, and gentle aperative actiou
aro the prcliSc,aiources: of the extensive cur.
g thalf a gill of brownish
paste.The trader put on his glasses
and looked at tate contents for a neo.
Dont, and then gave the cup back,
"Well." said be, "I am not touch of
a judge, but from what I know of such
things I should say it WAS a sweetened
mixture of strong coffee and tine sand,"
"And do von know where the sand
comes from?" asked she..
"It probably conies from the sugar." ,
-'And do von know, Mr. Bu,llbutter,"
resumed sire, with menacing voice,
"do you know where I bought that
sugar?"
"I think it is likely you got it of me;
I dell sugar."
"Oh, Toff own up about it, ado you?
cont to selling sand t. a. poor
7i't1n ess �
Ione woman and making her 'believe it
is sugar, do you? Now, Iilr. Bulibute
ter." and here her voice became very
ominous, ""I would just like to know
what von would do about it if you
had caught a wan playing suck a trick
upon your
"That depends a great deal upon the
circumstances, leers. Small. It would,
in fact, depend entirely uon whether
I wanted any sand or not."
"Whist do yon think I ought to do
'about it- 'I who have been deceived so
basely?"
"Pardon ane, Mrs. Small, but as you
have asked nee a fair question I will
give you an honest anwwer. The last
time I called at your disuse to collect
that old bill I noticed that your knives
and forks were looking a little rusty,
and if I were you I would save up ail
the sand I found in my cups and give
any cutlery a goad scouring, The coat
would be nothing and the iwprovenment
would more than pay for the extra e1- travelling experaaes of non-resident voters,
bow grease; besides that you are a. „►t --It is somewhat sdugular that a inilleranui Thia cannot occur under the now bila
*"Brute!" ejaculated she, bouncing shakes hands as though lin were working a
out of the store and loavin; him with a PnraP-handle. T ^''�+•� -
A Voice from the Etched States.
childlike smile playing on his lase--- Tits N•+rtip we(teru Indiana are dy.
Burdon Otobe:I have suffered for the lest Agnelli.h* year with int; iN 144N "144116" irutta ati 6111"6"sr
„
Ds Agnelli. and Ueueral I)ehility, and trioti
many remedies, but with litt!E+ berms until 1 discuss. the filet symptom( of N. hide
used Burdock BleA, hitters, when relief was ate allIr l$111' on the knees nud3oitttS,
quick and permanent, from vv'Iaiel; death soon foilowa. Chick-
A, LUtIGI . All"st. meth., L'. S, en pi. and diptheria haste taken off
Buttluen'sAndes Salve. many more, and they ale in a goner.
The Beat Salve in the world for Cluts, Iirufa Ally fitarvitlg condition,
es, Sures, Bloore, Salt Rheum, Fever NON,
Tetter, Chapped hands. Ch ilbleins.Cnrns,and
dors not include dwellers in rooms which
form paths of a Mouse, bat only those who
occupy sepae ars dwellings.
Landholders, whether owners or tenants,
of 20 acres of lanl or ofpropertyartywo
worth
ative mega of .Bolloway's Paw. $400 f4 cities and towns, or of property worth
--A certain wheel district, iu Eugi.0,41 on, 0200 in towaaslitps and vLlleges the land-
ploys a ("roost to visit its schools once a week holder's son, step -son ur grandson residing
and operate on the children's teeth. This with, the landholder aurin, eight mouths of
sterna to be a new form of the old prooess of the year.
extraeting tho square root. Unly resident owners, occupants or tenants
COMPELLED TO YIELD. shall vote on propel ty. The principle of
"ane man one vote" is srtopted.
Obstinate• satin dzseasea,hun)ore of the blond, The Bi' -1 appears to include nearly alt rho
eouptious and old sores aro cured by Murdock a lust male populatio,.. Most of the peen iu
Bled Sitteie, which purify and regulate all the country aro householders. Meat or the
the heeletinuss. risen who work at all earn $900e year. Tho
WITHOUT DOUBT. as
still =enfranchised are mob climes
As students: elite board and Baru nothing,
Yellow Otl is per exceilanee the remedy for Next to the reduction of the standard of
Pain, Laweuess, lilieumetisru, Croup, Deaf. quali6catieu, the taost iruportant change is
flees. Burns, Froet Bites', Stili Joints arta alt that which dues away wire uon-resiaent rot.
Flesh Wounds. Any medicine µeater ran fat.. ing, In the past melee ee sten, wile load pro-
uis11 it. perty is different ceustitueneies, could pot
Slctiregor & Parke', Carbolic Cerate has in ham two to five votes on the day of a
been tested by yeara of trial and has been general election, while other ritcher sten,
found the most o.'nreniept and effectual meth- whets" property all lay within the bounds of
cel of applying Carbolic Acid. The greatest one coustituency, wild vote but once. A
auticeptie iu use for Cuts, limns end Old groat dein of trouble and ozone) was iuvotv..
Sete°. Be sure yon eet McGregor ti I"arke'a ed in calling in the uou•resideut vote, and
Carbolic ("erste. Sold for 24 emits by J. W. more than one candulate has been unseated
Be owning Uruggiet. 6 because money Las been given to pay the
People Who Travel.
People who are not used to traveling
sometimes furl hurt at Ude gruff an-
swore they receive from station agents.
We will give x felt l'oin's. which, 11
observed, wili sari+ nutny a cross word
and secret oath. Mint von want to
go anywhere :Intl want to know when all Gk.- Eruptlona, tend paRit va'y aures 1"Ilew,.
your train leaves consult the time tabes or na lea re ufrise. It tk uarantet'd to give
which is always po ted cons icuouely y g y
Q perfect vat Stscttan or luno refunded
agar t to e Price 26 rents per box. For sale by ,all drug.1
agent it that '> the latest t•abla--it til- g
l ticket wo dovv Dont ask the
IH R,
ways is. After youruta the time When
awl moven sluggishly in. the veins, an alter- I
the Hard Iauk at this Block :end Sara how
! i on tela the b111(4ie loaded with i►upuritiee,
ative is weskit, as this condition of the vita' 1.1AI.FI) TENI)>:.Il5, narked "Tudors fur
field cannot islet lung without serious- results ( SMounted Renee Clothing Supplies" auris alt.
thele is melon stetter Heart Ayer+: Sampler- ' drease'. to the you, therresideut of the Privy
g 1 Councii,rittawa. will be reeeived up to noon
ills to plenty the blood mud impart energy to 01% l,ridav,27th Blotch, 1885.
louts* yon have le wait, Don ask the
agent, if that clock is right—itia:vvays le.
Don't ask hint if that is rn:road tinte—
they nre not t.11uwud to have any other.
Always states when ashen;: for a ticket, be t yaee et,
whether you want it for one way or for -.sow donkey that would deliberately kick
the round trip. If yon expect to re- adud,i has lost alt souse of fueling for lily re-
turn soon it will save yon money to 1 •tions,
buy to round trip ticket, If you have hrer'a Flair Vigor stunutatee the ]lair cells
sceu bills advertising excursion rates
on certain days, dont ask the agent to
sell you an excursion tiet~et on a day
/previous, It you want to learn when
there will be cut texeursion and how
Ion, it will continue, consult the bilis
Tenn you. Don't ask the
hanging alfa d
agent about it. The bills are put there
for information. If an unusually ]ow
rate is advertised don't ask the agent
if that is really true --if the company
advertise n low rate they will carry you
's- if they lose money. If there aro ball
it dozen trains in the depot don't ask
the agent which train you shall take,
but step up to any uniformed official
outside, tell him where you wish to go
aced he will show you your train. 1f
you want to make connection with
some other road go to the ticket win-
dow and 'before asking for your ticket
state where you want to go, and if you
are in a hurry ask the agent for the
route by which you can make the clos-
est connection, and he will cheerfully
answer you.
In conclusion, if you want to see
smiling ticket agents don't ask them
for any information you can get from
other sources, and when you do ask
•questions state briefly and plainly
what you want, and you will find trav-
eling is more pleasant than you had
.supposed.—Biel/mond Sunday Register.
Printed forms of tender containing full in-
formation as to the articles and euautitiea re-
dquired way bo had on upplienttou to the en.
evalaued. }}��,,
so tender will be reeetiiii unless made am
such t toted forma, Patterns ni all articles
to healthy actino, and promotes a g away he seen at tuo office of the undersigned.
vigorous 1 EAU tender lutist be aecoutpanicd 01' all
growth. It Contains all that tall be supplied I accepted nsmeliae:Ilank eh" quer he an amount
to dosed the auroral hair beautiful and ahem- artfelostenner 1 cfor, whof ich will valve orfe'ted
dart ; keeps the senlp free from ilaudruff, pro• . it he party making the tender declines to en•
vents the hair from, beaon.ing dry and lrnrsh, ter into a Contract when called upon to do 50.
end tnekes it flexible and (flossy, or if he tails toomelet etheservice contracecd
for. It the tender be not accepted the cheque
VAT.. ,.jL1� TO LVED" L.A-DY
'MAY DEW'
The kat French Lotion for l eal�t fyiig
the Face.
It conceals !,Lleevidenoe of age. P -le Appli-
cation edit make the most stubbornly rail end
rough iheedaheautifultr eott,tori ,r oto. lea
Mangier tht.t-" liAI 011W" is rsot g paint or
powder that Es lip the Pores of rho akin, ante
that 1a Injurious to the *in beta Dew and
great diaalvazy, a verset t 1e liquid. that causes
the ebxek is glow verde beaith, the neck, sten
and hands Le rival the Idly in whiteners In --
tensible to detect in the beauty it confers any
ortifcial cl.•a atter. It enrea bloomy Bette,
Freckles, wrinkle,,, Pimples. Mick Heads,
Grub. Sun B
3 Blotches, Faro G n ur=►
Crow' Fee",
Tan. Rin^,+torus. Ohapeed fiends, ger° or Chap
peat Li,se. Buboes Itch, Totter. 40. It frees
the vamoosed gtaeria,snd tubes from the aa•iur-
touaefteetaof pow lens awl ea'u,rtie washes.
By its u.e xll redness and ront►hue°s are pre.
stented; It hea.tci5aa the skiu.ar►d well an+kr it
soft, aaruothend •whits; Imparting a delfeitme
softness; t.r"sdueang a perfectly liealthy.eater-
eland youthful Appear/wee'. Tile best tare
lotion that the wield ever produced. We win
mend"` Aa.anusnoatrrat"t' any Andreae onr-
caipG of vase. et wttenonloring mention the
Helper.
Adtiross alt lattma t"s the
MAY DEW AGENCY,
71 Young -strut. Tortsnto, Cia
l'arlerand Recentfon Room fear ladies.
N OWNED REMEDIE
THE PILLS
Parity the Diced, correct all Disorders of the
LIVER. STOMACH, KIDNEYS. AND BOWELS,
They iarvi urate and restore to healed{ Debilitated Couetitutions, and are iuvalnali
Cowphaints ineidaaltal to Female* of all ages. For cbitdr+tt and the *iced they arta
THE OINTMENT
IP an infallible remedy fur lad Legs. diad Breasts, Uhl W out/11G. iiort-a hoed dicers. It
fawans fur Gout and Rheumatism.
ON THIRTY DAYS' TSSIAL.
Tux VOLTAIC BELT CO., Alarsitall, 111t►it.,tVi1
Yens Da,DSE'aCETEnnATED ELECTRO -VOLTAIC
BELT$ AND ELEOTEIC APPI.SANCaa on trialfor
thirty dye to nlen (young or ole) who are af-
flicted with nervous debility, lost vitality
and kindred troubles, guaranteeing
speedy and completerestotation of health and
leanly vigor, Address as above. N, B.—No
risk is incurred. as thirty days' trial is allowed
IfeGBEGOIt'S SPEEDY CURE,y
Every purchaser of common sense business
capacity, whenrequiring an article for a cer-
tain purpose, purebases only that which has
been tried or is allovved first to test, before
buying. lou aro allowed a free trial bottle
of alcGregor's Speedy Cure, the great remedy
fey Dyspepsia, Impure Blood and Liver Disor-
ders at J. W. Browning's. Drug Store. Sold at
50e. and $1 per bottle. ►iee testimonials from
persons in your own town 6
THE BEST COMBINATION.
The best combination ci blood cleausiug,re-
gulating, health giving herbs, roots and barks
enter into Burdock Blood Bitters—a purely
vegetable remedy that cures diseases of the
blood, liver and kidneys.
REST AND COMFORT TO TILE SUFFERING
Mexican Etiquette. "Brown'SHousehold Panacea"has no equal
forrelievingpain,botbinternaland external It
cures pain in the Side, back orboweis,sorethroat
Rheumatism, Pootbscbe,Lumbs go and any kind
of a pain or ache. "It will most surely quicken
the blood and heal, as its acting noworis wonder-
ful, "'Brown's Rousahnld Panacea' being ack-
nowledged as the great Pain Reliever,and of dou
ble thestrength of any other Elixir or Liniment
inthe world,shouldbe in every familyhandy for
use when wanted, "asitreallyis the b est remedy
in the world for Cramps in the Stomach, and
Pains and Aches of all kinds," and is for sale by
all Druggists at25 cents a bottle.
GOOD 'ADVICE.
It our readers will accept proferred advice,
they will always keep a bottle of tiagyard's
YellowOil at hand for use in emergencies,.,
such as Burns, Scalds, Wounds, Lameness,
Croup, Chilblains, Rheumatism, and all var-
ieties of aches, pains end inflammations it will
ever be found reliable.
More .eople, adults and. children: aretroub
led with costiveness than with any other
ailment. Dr. Henry Baxter's Mandrake Bit-
. ters will cure costiveness and prevent the
It f
1 was given a lesson in etiquette by a
:Mexican young lady I met onthe .train.
I chanced to be the only man on the
sleeping -car when it drew out of Et
Paso. and :after an introduction by the
conductor, to whose charge the young
lady had been committed, she and I be -
..came quite well acquainted. "1' saw
you eating an orange on the depot
platform," she said. "In Mexico that
would be considered as unmannerly.
There it is unmannerly to eat anything
outside of a house, even candy. Add'I
noticed when Mr. Romero gave you a
Mexican match you throw, it away after
using but one. end •rf. it. The other was
:stili serviceable, said you should have
returned'the mra.elt with' your thanks.
If you hand on% a cigar or cigarette to
light with, yoo, must take a whiff after
iotas been reimrnod to you, though it
may be so sl,..,rt:as to burn your fin-
gers." All chis I received with good
grace, for ,a.y young lady was but - ten
gears old
Neiar, •t snama a whale seventy-five
feet lone became entangled in the sub -
matins _labile and in his struggles to
free himself was so severely wounded
by tbs. wire that he died.
wui 0e roturnou.
No payment will he made to powsaapors in-
sersicgthis advertiecruent without authority
having been first obtained.
FRED WRITE,
Comptroller,
IQ, W. lu. Police.
Ottawa, March Gth, 7865.
Euhtand is 'shipping to Egypt the
rollingstock of an eighteen inch gauge
railway. The line will be laid' from the
red sea to Berber and the road will be
used for the shipment of soldiers and
military stores.
LARDING'.
MACHINE UIL.
4 ARBM.ERS, THRESHERS. ANI)
iL,Mill Hien will save money, and s^tvc their
Maelnnery by using Laraine.
LA :RDZNE
FOR DISORDERS OF THE CUIST 1T Baia NO 11Q1'At..
t• Throats, Bronchitis, C4,uplis, Calda,6landrlar. Sat Ilium., and tall akin dims.
it has no rival ; and fur enntr toted and stiff joints it acts like a charm.
The Pills and Ointmentaresultlrt Tuoxxs II,rla.owAS'a Es-tal4tirhmer..t.
76 NEW OXFORD -(STREET late OM, QNFO31I)<STREI T!, LONDON i.
nearly every respectable ctabie Vendor of Medicine, hi Boxes and fete, at is. lid.. 2s. 9.1..
alba6dl la. 22e.. and 32s. (-wel'. 'l'he'2s, 941. size contains three time. the t usntity of On
Is. , l ,
is 13d, eize�t the 4s. 6t1. size six ; the Us. Yizu bixtcen ; the 2214 size UAW—three ; and the,
33s size fifty two theca the quantity of the *mallett Boxes and Puts,
Full printed directions are affixed to each Box and Pot, nod can be baa iu nuy la» guage,
1- Purchasers should look to the Label on the Pots and Boats. If the address is net
533 Oxford Street, Emmett, they inc spurious.
Has been Victorious at all the leading exhib-
tions and industrial/airs since 1878, earryingoff
first prizes and modal. in every insta.ito. It
has now no equal as a lubricator, and will:ont-
woar lard, seal or castor oil, and warranted not
to clog or gum the finest machinery. You will
save money bynsingthisOil. Try it and you
will testify in its favor. Bewareoi imitations.
—ATANIIF'ACTOBED ONLY
McColl Bros. Co., Toronto.
VOA.sALS ar—
BISSETT BROS., Exeter ;
J. EILBER & SON, Crediton ;
Mc.DONELL & WAUGH. lleneali
COO*
i �l
Wishes to announee,to the inhabitants of
Exeter and vicinity: that he has opened out a
. 24 Park Rovv; N. Y.
. l 1 il` �i WEAT FARMERS SAY:—
bestis our best friend..'
oft is worth ten times its cost."
"The dollar spent for the Advocate is the
best spent moneyfrom the farm.'1
mil are also dellalited
,,and fa
The wife y
WILINIAMDREW
Und-ertaker
Cabinet"maker.
�X 'ER, 01\71'AR=O
ONE DOOR NORTH MOLSON'S BA NL
TT
rarzoisTH itivocato
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BrY Y n
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Ad
• Fluid Lightning eines Neuralgia'in one
motets,
Fluid Lightning cures' Toothache, in one in the Uorner Store North' of S'amweli
minute.
Fluid Lightning cures, trace Ache in one & Pickard's, where he is prepared to make
minute ,
Fluid Lightning cures Lumbago in oneallkinds of ordered work.
,,
minute: e
Sewed work a speciality.
Fluid Ltghtnidg relieves Rheumatish in one
minute.
Fluid Lightning cures any pain or ache in-
stantly. Price 25 cents per bottle at J. W
Browning's Drug Store. 6
NOT 33AD.
It so agreeable that even an infant will take
it. For coughs, colds, hoarseness, croup,asth-
ma and bronchitis Idagyard's pectoral Balsam
is reliable for young or old.
Repairing promptly attended to.'
OEO..MANSON,'
with it:,
"No farmers house should be without
it."
The right information in the right, season by
the best specialists that can be procured on
the Farm, Stook, Dairy, Garden and Or.
oaimeAiary,
5ar FaiyCircl,EtcLto.
Only $1 Per .A.nnurr .
Repairing of All Kinds
NEATLY DONE.
D. Mcg -NSE,
Who recently opened a REPAIR SHOP in
FANSt91+1'S BLOCK; EXETER, has just re-
oeived a New Lathe, by the assistance of
which he is prepared to repair
SEWING MACHINES, GUNS, LOCKS; RE
VOLVERS, SKATES, &e.
SAWS SHARPENED & GUMMED
free to aY+plicauts meutiou Satisfaction guaranteed in every. case. Ne
pairing done with neatness and despatch
1 remember else gleno.D. DIcA\S
T.
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May 14th 84. FARMER'S ADVOCATE, LONDON, ONT. Fauson's Bled., Caster
Sample copy sent
ing their Lot, Concession and Post Office.
Address -
Late Manager 0. Bacrett's Boot and Shoe
Establishment.