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• ' Mr. U" Keere *s; Mistake.
Th bOMot bii enn 14 fain
I'm hound to say thea a olce a made
A, creditable taste d.splayed.
Although -1 caret say what it meant—
The little mail :ooked 11, -content,
His task was then anew begun --
To kneel before the Wittiest one.
Once r i uy�m , he.
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And 1 i wfltli;+�t'e.
She nt s upon *he
1 thio s ter,$': a.,bo
Hele blltw- hi+tswe�tt beet
To �a frit g Aa loved;:the-Pest,
For I eh r wised, for al ,alie chid,
He kissed that little maid, he did.
And then though why 1 can't decide-.
The little maid looked satisfied,
Row It Is Done.
"SUM it's�tsia'ak den liter"AY tome,"
said Patrick O'Keefe to Justice
Prindiville, as he leaned over the
rail that divides the common people
from that judicial dignitary, "Betted,
. it's a warrant Oi'm archer wantitt' fer
1 that young mon av hers,"
“State your case saial the justice,
i with dignity:
I "State me ease, Is itP Well, sor;
i that's aisy enough. Les' . n 1ght, sor,
at about 9, sor, Ol M. TO. 4w io
O'Keefe, thet's moi daughter. sor, sez.
I: 'Will yez be afther serubbin' out
i the kirchin fer ruornin'?'
"'Sure Oi'm either he•rin' an en-
gagemont wid Morpheus,' sea she,
e,. 'Anwho's Mot't>1:euzP' says OL
'"Sure. he's an ould gray -headed
duffer ez iz a-goin' to woo nue to
shleep,' sea she.
"Paid*, *het made me dander riz,
sor; Sure, such drsgracefui wvrdas
from mo daughter upset sue. Thin
whin Ol slapped her ears, sox. her
wither keen out an' the two av'im set
on me sam are bate ane, Oi sat up till
12 o'clock lookin' for thet Morpheus av
hers, but he didn't come."
'11 expect you would have given him,
a warm reception,
"'01 wud her kilt him, sor."
"1 have beard of this Morpheus be-
fore," said the court. quietly. "Ile's a
bad man, and has created a great deal
of trouble. Call around in the morn -
oil that we burn costs" us 30 cents a fug fur a ��atr:m.4 4'htc�1'ets's.
month :. the winter, and, of course.
much less than that in the summer. I How a Fan {vas Conttscatea.
do my own housework, and therefore
we save the servant's wages and what
the servant would waste. As for fuel.
we use ton tons of opal a year. the av-
erage cost of which last year was about
$ri.50 a fou. brought into the building;
that makes 17 or 18 oonts a day, Ed- ,
ward makes a good deal of fun about
nay buying the provisions for our table,
because I will not let the cost of what
we eat go above a certain amount each
week. Some days we do not eat any
bAtter, other days we go without mill:,
and in warm, weather we and have
meat once in four or five days. 1 spend
4 try week and neuters for prorleions."
A clerk in a.1�cw York store, reeeiv-
in;' $1,000 a year, supports himself,
Wife and ehild, And saves part of his I
igloo e.. This is bow the wife speaks
of t management at home: "'When '
wo were married we made up our
minds to live so as to be able to put
something in the bank each month, and
we have not yet failed to do so. Wo
figure that our 31,000 a year gave us
about $4.73 a day, and we based all
our estimates of expenses on that. 1� r o
pay 320 a month for this fiat, and we
rent out the front parlor for ;8 s month.
which brings our rent down to 312 a
month, ur about forty cents a day.
The landlord pays the water bill for
the whole building, and as we do not
burn gas we have no gas bilis The
Peculiarities of Rztlwood.
California Is nature's great and only I
statehouse of thatuseful and ornamen-
tal wood, which grows here in immense
quantities, covering the earth's surface
so densely that the sun's rays never
reach the ground, and furnishing to
the milltnon 100,000.000 feet of lumber
to the acre. The redwood has been
introduced both in the Eastern States
and in England, and wherever it bas
been used has found favor in the eyes
of honsebuilders, many of the almost
regal residences of the East having as
the outside finish the redwood in its
rich, natural color. At present the
only redwood shipped East is that used
for finishing purposes, bet it is only a
matter of time when its many advan-
tages will become known and it will
be la general demand. No wood has
ever been discovered that combines so
many advantages for all purposes as
this. It is easily worked; it may be
used green just as it comes from tho
mill; it does not warp in dryingnor
shrink or swell by exposure to'the
weather; it burns slowly and when on
fire is easily extinguished, because the
wood contains no rosin; it is brittle
and breaks off squarely, so that in case
of fire the firemen have no difficulty in
cutting their way from house to house,
and it does not rot at the ground like
most other woods, and fence -posts
which have stood for thirty years are
as sound to -day as when they were
planted. The redwood grows only in
California, the forests commencing a
little south of this city and ending ab- 1
raptly before reaching the Oregon line.
—San Francisco chronicle.
Cooking as an Art.
The man who presides over the
kitchen in a first-class hotel is an abso-
lute monarch. Nobody ventures to
question his acts, and even his em-
ployers make their feeble suggestionin
a deferential way. The modern chef is
an artist as well as a student, and for
his use is provided a library filled with
all the standard works upon his art.
Here he consults his authorities. and
plans his campaigns of gastronomic
conquest. In the kitchen are subordin-
ates of many grades who look up to
him with awe. The chef of a leading
hotel in New York lately admitted a
reporter to his inner sanctum, and
there confided to him the great secret
of the cooking art. This, it appears•,
is the making of sauces. "Everything,
in its rawstate," says the oracle, "has
a distinctive taste, but the cook's art is
to bring it to the surface so that it
reaches the palate. The secret in our
profession is to supply flavors where
they are absent and develop them
when they are • there, just as the paint-
er makes his effect stand out from the
canvas."—Boston Herald.
Mr. William E. Cramer, the venerab:e
proprietor of the Milwaukee Evening
Wisconsin, writes in a letter from Ire-
land: •"Who has not heard of Dublin
stout? Mr. Guinness, the great manu-
facturer of this black beverage, drunk
alike in. Europe and America, is noted
for his liberality both in politics and
religion. Hehas restored Si. Patrick's
Cathedral to its old-time grandeur at
an expenditure of 3700,000, and has
been a' Conservative candidate for Par-
liament from Dublin, and the election
expenses and the unsuccessful contest
of his seat, I was assured by his col-
league, had cost him not fess than
3500,000. So an American must un-
derstand that there is money in 'stout.'
Here .it sells for four cents a pint. In
America it Palls for 17 cents.'
The other day a gentleman in pass-
ing through the Niagara Falls couutry
bought a feather fan, for whieh be paid
38. On bis way to this city the rail-
road conductor informed him that he
would have to pay a duty of 3150 to
the custom officials at Detroit, which
news was received with surprise, some-
what spiced with indignation. As ho
pondered over the matter he observed
that the conductor was watching him
closely, and concluded that bo was
acting to a certain patent as "spotter"
for the customs (officials, "I wanted to
'down' that conductor," said the gentle-
man in relating the incident, "and
watching nay chance T took the fan out
of the box and wrapped the 1 -ax, empty;
upagain just as 1 had received it.
Ten 1 put the open fan c•"-efully un-
der the lining to my overcoat. Pres-
ently, when 1 was sure the conductor
was looking at me I wrapped the box
up in my overcoat. When I got on the
boat to cross the river I was conscious
that the conductor had posted the
customs man and so I was not surprised
when the official walked up to me and
taking my overcoat unwraped it let-
ting the fan box fall out, -*How much
for the fan,' says he. .Three dollars,'
says I. The duty is $1 50.' he con-
tinued. and I responded with, 'Not
much!" Ho allowed that ho had no
alternative, he must confiscate the box
and fan,. and that 1 could got it at tho
customs ofiioo by calling and paying
the duty. So I lot him take it, and fo
all I care, ire is welcome to the box." --
Detroit Free Press.
Fitagoober, in the past few weeks,
has developed quite a talent for writing
short, humorous paragraphs. Of this
trait he is very proud, and never loses
an opportunity to let the people of At-
lanta know It, Tho other day he ap-
proached a Crowd of gentlemen on a
corner, and soon turned the conversa-
tion to his brilliant efforts. "Say," he
said to Plunkett, ',have you•rend my
last bit of humor?" "1 hope so," sa -
ly mused Plunkett, turning softly
away, leaving Fitzzoobor alone, won-
dering whether he h;ed been insulted or
not. --Atlanta Const.tution,
-• i
Money Is loaned in London at 1 per
cont. per annum.
Etre in Gault Aron„ wholesale dry goods
warehouse at Montreal on Friday, did damage
of about $508 ; insured in the Royal,
4yer'a Sarsparflla is the most potent biood
purjdier, and a fountain of health and
strength. Bo wise is time. All baneful in.
feetiena are promptly removed by this un.
equalled alterative.
DANGER 1*1 THE AIR.
In the chilling winds, the damp atmosph
and suddenly checked prespiratiou, colds are
lurking. Hagyard's Pectoral Balsam cures
colds, coughs, asthma and bronchitis, and all
eoinplalnte tending towards consumption.
--Williams Kirby. of Garafraxa, fell from his
wamarket
at Ouelph, And fracton the other ured hht iis skull.le trtlie was
foetid dead on the read.
B1 The Bet Salve nRthew woricald for Cuts, Bride -
ea, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever Sorsa,.
Totter. Chapped ?wands, Chlblains,Corns, and
all Skin Eruptions, and positively cures Piles,
or no nay required. It is guaranteed to give
perfect satisfaction, Or money refunded
Price 25 cents per box. For sale by all drug-
gists.
A GOOD MOTTO.
NyAtrrs Nor your substanle in dotousliving,
~Riots feeds impure blood, and clogs the sys-
tem with disease. Opera the channels of
health. purify the blood. and regulate all the
organs with Burdock Blood Bitters,
—Earl Granville Bays England considers
that the agreement with Fraaee reseeetiu g the
New Hebrides is still in force.
ON THIRTY DAYS' TWIRL.
'I'atA VoLTAiC lis>;LT Co,. Marshall, l�llch„wit
send Dir.Drss'aCsTzaaaTso >SLxcrao-YoLTAlc
BELTS ASO Ea.sscrsrc Art•LIAircRs on trial for
lurty days to men (young or ala) who are af-
flicted with nervous debility, lost vitality
and kindred troublea, guerenteeine
speedy and complete restoration of health and
manly vigor. Address as above. N.B.-..r�Io
risk is in urred,Aathirty days' trial is allowed
A PRINCELY FORTlilU .
A man may pos,+eaa the fortune of a prince
but can never peace happiness without good
health ; to secure which the blood wast be
kept pure and every organ its proper action.
Burdock Blood Bitters purity the blood and
regulate all the organa,
A FOURFOLD WORE
Burdock Blood Bitters sot at the same time
upon the liver, the bowels, the kidneys and
the Ode. relieving or curing iu every case.
Warranted satiefaotory or newly refunded,
—William. Tears, the colored coal heaver;
who slashed William Taylor with a reser in
Wiuiikor a raw areas ago. hu been sent to the
Eiugaton penitentiary for 18 months.
Wife—What,s the mutter now. Jahn 1
Husband—Oh. that ueutalg;a and tooth.
ache near kills we.
Wile --Why don't you go to J. W. llto in-
ing's Druq Store and get a bottle +.f Maid
Lightuiug 1 Pott know it cures alt each
things as Toothache, Ncareigia, Headache.
Lumbago. Earache, Sore Titroet, ete. It gives
instant relief. d
Ayer's Hair Vigor improves the beauty of
the hair and promotes its grawtli. It imperte
an attractive appearance, a delightful rind
lasting perfume, t4'ltile it stimulates the
roots, cleanses the scalp, and dada elegance to
luxuriance, its effects are enduring ; and thus
it praves itself to be the bast and cheapest ar.
g tide for toilet iso,
r More ,eople, athtlte and ohitdre,,. aretrouh
led with costiveness than with any other
ailments Dr. Henry Iiaxter'a itfandreke Bit.
tern will euro costiveness and present tit)
diseases which result from it.
DEPEND UPON IT.
You can depend upon Ragyard'a Yellow Oil
aa a pain reliever in rheumatism, neuralgia
and all painful and inflammatory eomplainta.
It not only relieves but cures.
REST AND Comro ETTOTUEstIF 'ERrNO
r"Brown's Household Panacea" has no equal
torrollovingpain,both internal and extornal it
auroa pain in the Side, hack or bowels,aorsthroat
Rheumatism, Teethe elle, Lumb it go =laity kind
otapallier ache. "It will inert surely quicken
the blood audheal, asIts acting Dower iswoudor-
tul. "'Brown's Household Panaooa' beingaok-
nowledged as the groat Pain Reliever,and of dou
bletheetrongtb of any other Elixir or Liniment
intoe world,should bo in every family Gandy for
nee when wanted; 'as it really is the best remedy
in the world for Cramps in the Stomach. and
Paine and Aches of all kinds,” and is for sale by
all Druggists at25 cents a bottle.
WHAT TO DO.
If troubled with an unhealthy, slow -healing
sore use McGregor & Parkes' Carbolic Cerate.
You will find it invaluable for healing, cleans-
ing and completely removing your trouble. If
the Blood is out of order, take with it a few
doses of McGregor's Speedy Cure from .7. W.
Browning'a Drug Store. 1
A, GOOD GUARANTEE.
H. B. Cochran, druggist, Lancaster, Pa.,
writes that he bas guaranted over 300 bottles
of Burdock Blood Bitters for dyspepsia, bili-
ous attacks and liver and kidney troubles. In
In no case has it disappointed those who used
it. In Canada it gives the same general satis-
factions.
McGregor & Parke's Carbolic Cerate has
been tested by years of trial and has been
found the most convenient and effectual meth -
cd of applying Carbolic Acid. The greatest
anticenttc in use for Cnts,. Burns and Old
I T V. LTTA]3LE TO EVERY L-a.DY
'MAY DEW'
The Great French Latin for B utifying
the Face,
otweilt make the moststtibbornlgxeanon-
cationanrl
rough hands besutitutly soft and w 'nto. Ite-
member that" MAY Iik.W" is mot a paint or
powder that fila up the pores of the skin, and
that is injurious to the skin but new and
great discoveryy aveget.tblelfgata. thatcausue
the cheek to glow with heath. the sack, arms
and hands to rival the Lily in whiteness, Ire-
vossiblo to detect in the beauty it confers any
arti otal character, it curee Liroaey Wan,
Freckles, Wrtntle,,, Pimple'. Illicit Reads.
Crow's Feot, Rlotohes, Face Grabs, Sun Burn
Tan, Ringworm, Chapped Randa, Sere or Chap
pod Lips, Bstber's Itch, Totter, dro. It frees
tho pores, oil glands* and tubas from the flour-
iOL,seltectsofpowders and cosmetic wasltes,
vented aItabeaatlfles the skirt,and Will mrekpere-
it
soft, smooth and white; imparting a delicious
sottnesa; producing a perfectly healthy, natur.
lotion that Iiietworld everaproduced hest
wi 1
sexed"' A LAROY- B0'rrw, "-t') any address on re.
ceiptteriee.55*. whenordortnr•mention tbi
paper.
Address all letters to the
H >i Paw.kGSNcY.
71 Young -street, Toronto, ant
Parlor and Iteceptlon Ror.'n for'Lt:litat.
1885.
Aarper's Magazin.®.
1LLUSTATED.
With the new volume, beginning in Decent,.
her, HARPER'S MAGAZINE Will conclude its
thirty -filth year. Tbo oldest periodical of its
type. it is yet, in each new volume, a new
magazine not simply because it presents fresh
subjects and new pictures, but also, and chiefly
because it rtoadilyadvincos in the metbcti it -
1 soli of magnzinemakine. In a word, the MAo-
AzrNE becomes more and more the faithful
i mirror of curreutlife and movement. Loading
1 features in the attractive programme for 1885
are: new serial novels by CONSTANCE FENIMORE
WoonsoN and W. D. HOWELr,s; a new novel
entitled "At the Red Glove :" deseriptive illus
traced papers by F.D. MILLET , 14. SWAIN GIP-
POBD, 1"], A. ABBEY, II. t,IBSON, and others;
Goldsmith's "She Stoops to Conquer," illustrat-
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Carbolic Cerate. Sold for 25 cents by 3, W.
Bt owning I)s uggist. 6
—A •Hamilton boy named Daly was run
over on Friday, and the' horse tramped on bis
face, injuring him severely.'' -
4 0 - SALT RHEUIIL.
Salt Rheum, Piinplea or Blotches can be
4 00 thoroughly removetl by a proper application of
4 00 McGregor & Porke'e Carbolic Cerate • to the
part. and a few doses. 'of McGregor's Speedy
2 00 Cure fur impure blood. Be sore and got the
genuine. prepared by *(*Gregor & Parke
sold atcella at J. W. Browning's Drug
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